Senshuraku Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
turning point of this entire basho was the withdrawal of Hakuho at the end of
Day 12. Up to that point, this was such a stinker of a tournament that Hakuho
had to start dropping bouts on Wednesday of week 2 just to keep the leaderboard
populated with bodies, and once the Yokozuna left, we all of a sudden had the
perfect yusho race form with three Japanese darlings and M17 Terunofuji. It
couldn't have worked out better for the Sumo Association in the end because I'm
sure interest in the tournament improved greatly the last three days. Not only
does Hakuho's withdrawal provide coverage for Takakeisho (the Mongolians always
withdrawal to CYA for the supposed elite Japanese rikishi when they bow out),
but the Sumo Association was able to legitimize some of its bigger names all
while producing a pretty compelling yusho race down the stretch.
I have to emphasize that I'm not saying this was all orchestrated by the
Association as a whole. I just think they caught a few lucky breaks the final
three days, and it all began with Hakuho's strategic withdrawal. I believe the
Sumo Association now has a bit of momentum as it heads into the Aki basho. Yes,
Hakuho is still and always will be the Story Teller.
As we turn our focus to the bouts on the final day, it's worth reviewing the
leaderboard:
All four rikishi were paired together the final two bouts of the day, so it took
awhile to get to any excitement.
We'll
go in chronological order meaning up first was M17 Terunofuji against Suckiwake
Mitakeumi. Just like Fuji's bouts the two previous days, the Ozeki secured the
easy outer grip from the tachi-ai with the left hand, and I think it's worth
pointing out here just how poor the defensive skills are from Asanoyama, Shodai,
and Mitakeumi. None of the three are able to establish anything from the
tachi-ai, and their defense is non-existent, and Fuji the Terrible exploited
that yet again today. Once he had that early outer grip, he used it to lift
Mitakeumi upright and into an outer grip on the other side as well, so with two
outers and Mitakeumi upright, Terunofuji just marched him right back to the edge
and across with zero argument. I mean, it was that easy, and I really like the
picture here at right because you can see that Mitakeumi is completely cuffed
and stuffed. He had absolutely nowhere to go but back and out, and echoing
Kitanofuji's sentiments from Day 13 regarding Terunofuji's sumo against
Asanoyama, "Umai wa."
The win clinched Terunofuji's 2nd career yusho, and it's his first championship
in exactly five years. It really was a great moment, and I think deep down the
audience appreciated this authentic yusho much more than they would have a fake
yusho from someone who doesn't have the tools to win a Makuuchi tournament.
The result of Terunofuji's win rendered the final bout of the day between Shodai
and Asanoyama useless in terms of the yusho race, but there was still quite a
bit at stake...namely Asanoyama's status as a candidate for Yokozuna moving
forward. No, it's not too early to start talking Asanoyama as the next Yokozuna.
Not because he's worthy of it but because sumo needs their next Kisenosato.
The
two hooked up in migi-yotsu with Asanoyama reaching for a left outer grip, but
Shodai had him too upright for the faux-zeki to latch on, and so the two
grappled a bit chest to chest with Shodai seemingly okay to be worked back
towards the straw. Near the edge, however, Shodai instinctively backed up a bit
to his left and began a counter tsuki-otoshi into Asanoyama's right side, but
you could totally see him pull back from it and at that point I knew the result.
This was actually a very good tachi-ai from both parties and a good bout of sumo
the first two thirds, but Shodai let up in the end after pulling back from that
tsuki-otoshi and he made no effort from there to evade as Asanoyama retooled his
grip and just shoved the upright Shodai back from there. There were some bright
spots to this bout, but Shodai was mukiryoku in the end. Asanoyama finishes the
dance at 12-3, which is important because if he were to yusho in September,
they'd undoubtedly promote him to Yokozuna.
In
other bouts of interest, I'm glad that M7 Terutsuyoshi went for another ashi-tori
against M16 Kotoeko today because it shows how easy it is to defend the move.
It's obvious I don't think much of Kotoeko, but he easily pulled that leg aside
and slapped Terutsuyoshi down just as fast as Terutsuyoshi felled Asanoyama
yesterday. To me it shows that an Ozeki should never be fooled by such a
tachi-ai. But then again, someone is not a real Ozeki. Kotoeko finishes the
basho with an inflated 10-5 while Terutsuyoshi still has kachi-koshi at 8-7 and
that brick of kensho from yesterday.
M15 Kotoshoho's tachi-ai against M11 Tochinoshin was decent, but the rookie
didn't have the strength to fend off Tochinoshin's advance, and so the Georgian
knocked him back a step or two before easily felling him with a left forearm to
the top of the head. Like Takakeisho, for example, Kotoshoho is not useless. He
does have some tools, so let's hope they let him figure things out on his own
instead of buying so many of his wins. He finishes at 8-7 while Tochinoshin wins
in double digits at 10-5.
And finally, it was nice to see Ichinojo back up in Makuuchi taking on M12
Shohozan. Unfortunately, Ichinojo made no effort to grab his opponent or apply
any pressure and so he allowed himself to be worked back near the edge where he
went for a half-assed pull down...after he had sloppily stepped out. Had
Ichinojo won the bout, he would have moved to 10-5, and from the J5 slot, he
likely would have replaced Terunofuji at M17 for September. However, at M12 had
Shohozan lost this bout and fallen to 4-11 he would have fallen to Juryo.
So...this bout was to determine who fights in Makuuchi next basho, and Shohozan
paid for the honors.
Speaking of Juryo, six rikishi ended the tournament at 10-5, so there was a six person playoff for the yusho. Each of the six drew lots to determine the pairings for the first three bouts, and then the winners of those first three bouts entered a Tomoe-sen for the yusho. What was interesting to me is that Hoshoryu (Asashoryu's nephew) and Meisei met up in the Tomoe-sen, and the two are stablemates. It was a very good yotsu bout, which favors Hoshoryu, and he was the better rikishi, but you could see him let up and give Meisei the win. Meisei ultimately took the yusho, but the point is...kohai deferring to senpai in sumo is still alive and well and spans all divisions.
Okay, the comments today are short and sweet. My thanks to Gary for being my
partner in crime this basho, and we'll see what September brings.
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Day 14 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Each
day prior to the bouts I like to scan the headlines on the news wires just to
get a pulse on the trends and movement surrounding a basho, and heading into Day
14 it was nothing but love for Terunofuji. A few headlines that stood out
mentioned just how many fans were commenting on sumo and seemed excited by
Terunofuji's run. Now, prior to a few days ago, it was Asanoyama dominating all
of the headlines, but the feel then was just obligatory. With Terunofuji, I
sensed real fan interest and appreciation, and of course that sentiment mirrors
exactly what we've seen atop the dohyo the first 13 days. Terunofuji's wins are
real, dominant, and impressive whereas Asanoyama's wins have been soft and
mostly comeback where it just didn't feel like there was much going on in the
ring. Too many Japanese fans still believe what they're told, but it was just
interesting to see the heartfelt buzz for Terunofuji, and that's because the
fans know his sumo has been real.
With that in mind, Terunofuji was in prime position to post a historical
comeback like no other. He'd be the first guy to have taken a yusho, fallen off
of the banzuke altogether, and then rise back up to take another yusho.
Throughout the broadcast, they kept panning close to Terunofuji's previous yusho
placard that still hangs in the rafters of the Kokugikan, and as I watched the
Day 14 broadcast unfold, it just felt like a done deal.
The leaderboard at the beginning of the day was as follows:
A Terunofuji win coupled with an Asanoyama loss would give the former Ozeki the
yusho on Saturday, so let's cover the leaders' bouts moving in chronological
order.
First up was Terunofuji vs. Suckwake Shodai, and when I closed my Day 12 report,
I stated the fact (yes, it's a fact) that Asanoyama cannot beat Terunofuji
straight up. Well, the same obviously goes for Shodai, so once again, Terunofuji
had a choice to make heading into this contest.
From
the tachi-ai, Terunofuji reached for an grabbed a left frontal grip, but instead
of just lifting Shodai upright from there, the Mongolian backed up two steps of
his own volition. As Shodai gave chase, he was able to get a light moro-zashi
about wrist deep, but Terunofuji's never met a moro-zashi from his opponent that
he didn't like. Problem was, Terunofuji wasn't latched onto his opponent opting
to just go through the motions, so when Shodai attempted a weak swipe from the
inside with the right hand, Terunofuji just ran himself clear across the dohyo
and onto one leg. He had plenty of time to square back up because it took Shodai
three or four steps to catch up, but once he did, Fuji just let himself be
forced out from there. Terunofuji actually stumbled off the dohyo a few rows
deep into the suna-kaburi landing on his arse, a clear sign that there was no
pressure coming from him at the edge, but the end result is a thrown bout in
favor of Shodai.
One thing I love to do as I watch sumo is listen to the Japanese announcers and
the way they react to the bouts. For example, with Asanoyama the entire basho,
there hasn't been anything positive to say about his sumo. They never praise
Asanoyama except maybe to say, "He was really patient," or "He stood there tough
at the edge," but they never point out his offensive maneuvers and declare his
victories as strong or overwhelming. And that's because none of them ever are.
Contrast that to Terunofuji's victory yesterday over Asanoyama, and Kitanofuji
who was in the booth providing color used words like "sugoi" and "umai."
At one point as they watched Terunofuji break off Asanoyama's outer grip in slow
motion, Kitanofuji muttered "umai wa," which is an expression that
translates to, "He's just so good." Kitanofuji was referring to Terunofuji's
technical ability in the ring, and the comments are just night and day when they
watch real sumo vs. fake sumo. I mean, they have to cover for the yaocho, but
the commentary is just different.
Ota Announcer today said the following three lines during the Terunofuji -
Shodai matchup:
Shodai wo tometa!
(meaning Terunofuji stopped Shodai's initial momentum)
Katasukashi, Shodai, kuzushita!
("Katasukashi" is a shoulder slap that never occurred although Terunofuji's
reaction by stumbling across to the other side of the dohyo made it look as if
one happened. "Shodai" just meant that Shodai had the advantage after Terunofuji
ran himself to the other side of the dohyo, and then "kuzushita" means to
break your opponent down, and referred to the fact that Terunofuji had no more
positioning at the edge.
Yori-kiri, Shodai-no-kachi!
Yori-kiri was of course the winning technique, and then Shodai-no-kachi
states the fact that Shodai won.
What's
so interesting to me is that even while watching the replay, they never used
Shodai as the subject of the sentence, and that's because Shodai wasn't doing
anything. It was all Terunofuji including his lazy stance at the edge where he
somehow forgot to use the tawara to brace himself.
That early left outer grip that Fuji got against Shodai was identical to the
grip he got against Asanoyama yesterday. Both grips came from the tachi-ai, so
yesterday Terunofuji lifted up with the grip and kicked Asanoyama's ass whereas
today he got the same grip against Shodai and then just backed up two steps
waiting for that pull attempt.
There are just so many subtleties that get glossed over, and so I thought I'd
mention the way I break things down and see things.
I can only speculate as to why Terunofuji chose to lose today, but my guess is
that the Terunofuji camp felt there were two compelling reasons to warrant his
behavior. First, it just keeps things interesting heading into the final day.
Sumo needs as much momentum as it can get, and the yusho being decided on Day 14
means they just throw away that final day. Terunofuji is still the Story Teller
and the favorite to yusho despite the loss, so if he wants the yusho, he'll get
it. Second, it further strengthens the appearance of parity in sumo. You have
this Mongolian making this terrific run, but not so fast. He's got the likes of
Shodai to solve on Day 14!! As if.
Anyway, I do not think a decision was made by the Sumo Association or anyone on
the board of directors. I think Terunofuji and Isegahama felt it would be better
for everyone if they keep this thing going into the final day, and I have to
agree.
The end result is that Terunofuji gets bumped down to a 12-2 record putting him
even with Asanoyama in the two-loss column. As for Shodai, he moves to 11-3 with
the gift and is still technically in the yusho hunt.
Next
up was Suckiwake Mitakeumi who was paired against M16 Kotoeko, and that's when
you know the Apocalypse is upon is...Kotoeko fighting in such a prominent bout.
Mitakeumi failed to break down Kotoeko at the tachi-ai, and so Kotoeko
back-pedaled to his left completely befuddling Mitakeumi. Mitakeumi didn't shove
and he couldn't establish himself to the inside, and it was all Kotoeko early
on. The M16 got the right arm inside, and his left arm was right there at the
side of Mitakeumi's belt, but he purposefully failed to grab it. I mean, Kotoeko
had dominated the entire way with Mitakeumi having done zilch, but Kotoeko
failed to grab the outer grip and just stood there waiting. Mitakeumi finally
backed up slowly to the edge of the ring and fired on a very weak scoop throw
with the right arm, but Kotoeko just played along and hopped out of the ring.
Hooboy, Mitakeumi could do nothing here, which is indicative of just how hapless
the dude really is at this level of the banzuke. Nonetheless, the accepts the
gift and moves to 11-3 meaning he's still in yusho contention. As for Kotoeko,
he's a prime candidate for a special prize as he falls to 9-5.
The
final bout of the day featured Asanoyama vs. M7 Terutsuyoshi, and like
Mitakeumi, Asanoyama does not belong at this level of the banzuke, so anything
was bound to happen. And it did. With Asanoyama completely whiffing at the
tachi-ai, Terutsuyoshi just ducked down and to his right grabbing Asanoyama's
left stump with both hands and tripping him over and down about a second in.
Goodness gracious as we like to say in Utah. First and foremost, the reason
Terutsuyoshi rarely makes that move is because it rarely works. If it did, he
and other rikishi would use it a lot more often. Second, the reason an ashi-tori
is hard to pull off is you usually get pulverized by your opponent before
setting it up. I mean, look at Enho when he tries the same move and his opponent
wants to win. It's curtains. It worked today though because Asanoyama is so
hapless at this rank, and he was not proactive at the tachi-ai.
Two
years ago, Asanoyama was a much better rikishi than Terutsuyoshi, but after all
of that fake sumo, the dude has simply forgotten how to ball. He's lost any ring
sense, and he's just clueless. It's similar to the plight of Takayasu. Takayasu
was a very good rank and filer, but once the powers that be decided he should be
an Ozeki, his sumo took a huge turn for the worse. Same goes for Asanoyama and
it's also the same for Takakeisho. The dudes are just awful up here. Also,
once again we have one of the Japanese "Ozeki" being left in the wake of an
inferior opponent.
The
end result is Asanoyama's falling to 11-3 while Terutsuyoshi picks up
kachi-koshi at 8-7, and one of the highlights of the day for me was seeing
Terutsuyoshi hoist that brick of kensho back down the hana-michi after the win.
As they interviewed Terutsuyoshi afterwards, he said that he decided on the
ashi-tori move last night with his tsukebito. His tsukebito suggested it, and
then the two discussed it before deciding to try it. Terutsuyoshi was also quick
to point out that he was part of the Isegahama "gundan," or clan, and he was
implying that he was out there to help Terunofuji as well. That he did because
despite the Terunofuji loss, the dude is still all alone at the top so instead
of his winning on Day 14 and Asanoyama's losing for the yusho, Fuji now simply
has to win tomorrow.
Speaking of tomorrow, here's the final leaderboard heading into senshuraku:
The bouts set up really well with Terunofuji taking on Mitakeumi and Asanoyama
drawing Shodai. There is no way that Mitakeumi can beat Terunofuji in a real
bout, so it's completely up to the Story Teller. A win from Fuji and the yusho
is his. A loss still leaves him tied with Mitakeumi and the winner of the Shodai
- Asanoyama bout. That would lead to what's called a Tomoe-sen where three guys
vy for the yusho. The three rikishi choose lots to determine who fights in the
first bout and then who sits out. Bascially, the winner stays in the ring until
he wins two in a row. The last time three rikishi were in a Tomoe-sen was 1994,
so it'd be cool to see that as well. There's definitely drama heading into the
final day, and the Sumo Association couldn't ask for anything more. My gut says
that Fuji is just gonna win, but we'll see.
In other bouts of interest on the day, Komusubi Daieisho pounded M6 Enho back
and down tsuki-taoshi style. Enho landed on his arse beyond the straw and went
down hard, which is typical for him in his losses. He falls to 5-9 while
Daieisho has been stellar at 10-4.
M2 Onosho finally picked up his first win of the basho as M9 Ikioi just stood in
front of him and let him score the easy oshi-dashi win. That's 1-13 now for
Onosho if you need him while Ikioi ain't much better at 2-12.
I loved the M10 Myogiryu - M15 Kotoshoho bout. Taking a page out of Kyokutenho's
book, Myogiryu allowed the rookie to push him back little by little, and then at
the edge of the ring, Myogiryu sprung the hataki-komi trap. It's just veteran
sumo at it's best, and Kotoshoho needs bouts like this so he can learn. He's
still stuck on eight wins at 8-6 while Myogiryu has quietly had a wonderful
basho at 10-4.
Note just how easy it was for M12 Sadanoumi to defeat M14 Kotoshogiku. With his
eight in the bag, there's no reason for the Geeku to buy his bouts, and so his
opponents are going to get theirs.
And finally, M16 Nishikigi was back to his yaocho ways just dragging M13
Takayasu into his body as part of a fake kote-nage attempt. Nishikigi may be
able to survive in the division with a win tomorrow (he's 6-8) while Takayasu
"improves" to 9-5.
I'll be back again tomorrow to wrap it all up.
Day 13 Comments (Gary Jones reporting) Hello
to all, you may have noticed already but we are missing another Yokozuna. Sumo
is dropping its big names like a viral epidemic, mirroring the depleted Sumotalk
ranks. Hey Justin. Hey Harvye. Hakuho withdrew from the remainder of the basho
to join Kakuryu and Takakeisho in the champagne room of Abi's new gentleman's
club. Miyagino oyakata says he has been getting medical treatment including
pain-killers for cartilage and ligament damage. Miyagino mentioned day 4 as a
bad one for Hakuho and his right knee, but that things really only got too much
for him when he fell against Mitakeumi yesterday.
I'm thinking two things. One, if this 10-0 run is Hakuho hurting, then Miyagino,
fetch the bat and start whacking him every basho because he's been better this
month than the entire preceding year. And two, his right knee was only finished
AFTER that horrible stiff legged fall against Mitakeumi. So what caused him to
go down like that in the first place, hmmm? Shodai picks up the no sweat fusen
win and goes 10-3. He's still in with a chance to win it all (about as much
chance as Yago being the next big thing) and can kick start some talk about an
Ozeki run for the second half of the year. In a strange way, part of me is
pleased that Hakuho withdrew, I don't think I could take a third such
performance in a row.
Chiyomaru (M15) 3-9 vs Tochinoshin (M11) 7-5 Tochinoshin
has finally managed to get himself a kachi-koshi. Considering we are in the
opening Makuuchi match that shouldn't be anything notable. He's a former Ozeki
who still has plenty of physical strength left, but this magical eighth is his
first in a whole year of trying. He hasn't made more than 6 wins since he was in
that special place of Oz-wake. He dealt with Chiyomaru's moro-te-zuki in a
competent fashion, nothing showy. He stopped the thrusting shenanigans with a
palm to the offending arm (and offensive face) and brought his teats in close.
Two seconds later Chiyomaru was in a migi-yotsu battle with the former judo
player. That just about guaranteed the yori-kiri finish for the former soviet
baby. Gilotsav Levan.
Shimanoumi (M11) 4-8 vs Kotoyuki (M17) 6-6
I know he has more wins than guys like Onosho and Yutakayama, but to me
Shimanoumi has been the dud of the day more than anyone. He's put in some
seriously lackluster efforts along the way. His sumo has been limp and floppy,
like he's been dining with Tagonoura oyakata. Well at least today that head down
and hang around style matched up well against the hand flapper, Kotoyuki. With
no target to hit, Kotoyuki just did the decent thing and went straight backwards
where he was tipped over oshi-taoshi. The last thing the crowd wanted was for
Kotoyuki to dig in and suddenly start practicing yotsu sumo against the flaccid
one. Five white stars flatters Shimanoumi.
Wakatakakage (M14) 8-4 vs Myogiryu (M10) 8-4
Bout number three and we have yet another henka to add to the basho total.
Wakatakakage served up a slice of sideways action and watched Myogiryu run all
the way to the edge. Sneaky Wakatakakage then rushed in and put a firm hand
under the jaw, trying to pry his opponent back one more step. But he didn't have
quite enough weight behind it. Myogiryu not only survived but was able to move
away, creating just enough space to bring down Wakatakakage with hataki-komi.
Which is not an easy thing for the announcer to say when he's drunk.
Kaisei (M10) 5-7 vs Nishikigi (M16) 5-7
On day 11 I found myself praising the efforts of Tokushoryu as he did good,
ambitious sumo in a losing effort against Kaisei. Today Nishikigi did something
similar, he perked up and his sumo energy levels went up another notch. What is
it with Kaisei? Something about him draws out the fire in his opponents. It
could be his intimidating size, even for sumo, Ricardo is immense. Maybe he
triggers the old fight or flight instinct. Or as it's known in sumo, the
Shohozan or Enho instinct.
Well, Nishikigi fought today. Unlike so many of his days this tournament, he
fought hard and looked good doing it. At the tachi-ai he was looking for the
outer grip early. This was denied but his head was placed nice and low and he
circled as his big Brazilian (slightly Japanese) opponent came rumbling forward.
Again we saw Kaisei turning well to face a rikishi trying to get round him. 90
degree turns are not an easy maneuver to pull off when you're 200kg (445lb). But
Nishikigi was lively in this bout and he stuffed a right arm deep inside and
powered forward, sweeping the M10 backwards to the edge.
Kaisei actually kept his composure together as he resisted at the tawara and
brought the action back into the ring with an outer left over the top. Solid
sumo action on display here. Nishikigi still had the strong inner grip cinched
in and of course he was lower than the 6'5” (195cm) guy so after a few breaths
he went for it and heaved the massive load out for his best yori-kiri of the
basho. Thank you Kaisei, you bring out the best in people.
Tamawashi (M9) 8-4 vs Kotoeko (M16) 9-3
Three times they've met and three times Tamawashi has emerged victorious with
ease. Nobody, not even Kotoeko was surprised. They named it tsuki-dashi, because
Kotoeko was just bounced back and away. Far, far away.
Kotoshoho (M15) 7-5 vs Chiyotairyu (M8) 5-7 This
20 year old is going to be a load in a few years time, the weight is just hidden
on him. One of the rookies who should stick, baring injury of course (Hey
Yago!). The bout was short and devastating. Out charged Chiyotairyu in his
customary cannonball start. And with the fearlessness of youth, the rookie met
him head on, skull to skull. A heavy dull crack came from the dohyo. The 20 year
old did it intentionally and had the follow up ready, a jolting thrust to the
face. The Kokonoe man reeled from the rough treatment and staggered forward,
pushing at the air as he tried to continue his cannonball thing. A stunned
Chiyotairyu was charging at nothing, Kotoshoho had long gone, stepping away to
let his man fly past him. A hand to the back of the head prevented any last
second recovery.
They say sumo is mostly won or lost at the tachi-ai. Well, here it is. The most
brutal tachi-ai this basho. Kotoshoho got his kachi-koshi at the expense of
Chiyotairyu being pinned with his make-koshi. Chiyotairyu has been alternating
between kachi-koshi and make-koshi all year long, getting nowhere in his sumo.
Gambare man!
Endo (M1) 6-6 vs Hokutofuji (M5) 7-5
The list of opponents Endo has either beaten or lost to, clearly demonstrates
that for now he is at his correct ranking of M1. All of the six Sanyaku men he
has faced since Kakuryu's silly self-inflicted kicking on day one have beaten
him. And equally, all five of the Maegashira men he has faced, he's defeated.
Which means that Hokutofuji may be in the wrong team as the Maegashira 5
bullied, chased and shoved Endo round the ring. Once Endo stopped retreating and
tried to mount an attack, down he went to a half hataki-komi, half hiki-otoshi
hybrid. That's a winning score for Hokutofuji and two more wins might see him
take Endo's M1 spot. Day 14 brings him Tochinoshin.
Enho (M6) 5-7 vs Okinoumi (K) 7-5 Of
all things Enho cannot afford to be if he wants to survive in sumo, it's
predictable. But he's in danger of becoming just that. For his make-koshi today
he ducked down with his head at mawashi height. Okinoumi was ready for it and
denied the pixie from getting in any further with a left hand blocking the arm
and then pushing at the shoulder. Enho tried a desperate pull at Okinoumi but it
left the pixie no more space to play in as he went over oshi-taoshi. Okinoumi
just had to keep his stance tight and low to collect his early kachi-koshi. It
very nearly looked like an orthodox bout of sumo. Surely not. With that eighth
win Okinoumi completes the full set of lower Sanyaku with kachi-koshi. It
doesn't happen all that often and it's said that a strong lower Sanyaku leads to
an exciting basho. So how is it for everybody?
Daieisho (K) 8-4 vs Aoiyama (M4) 5-7
Was that a bit of Takakeisho style wave action I saw from Daieisho? It got him
moving forward into Aoiyama's side of the sand but the 66 pound (30kg) weight
difference meant the watery surge ran out and the bout stalled in the center.
Big Daniel made his move and leaned into some seriously powerful looking
thrusts. Daieisho must have know he couldn't resist that kind of assault in a
straight line so he hightailed it to the side and let Aoiyama push past him to
the floor for the both wise and sneaky tsuki-otoshi. Aoiyama brought the big
guns for this one but walks away with a make-koshi. Best oshi battle of the day
though.
Kagayaki (M4) 4-8 vs Mitakeumi (S) 9-3
There is a lot to like with Kagayaki's sumo, he's quite strong and very stable.
But there's also a lot to pick at too. He's not all that heavy for his frame but
he is quite slow, let's be kind and call it methodical. He's too tall to ever
find it easy to push his opponents backwards and he seems hellbent on doing that
and only that. And sometimes he just looks miserable out there. Perhaps he's
trying to be all calm and zen-like but it just seems to me he doesn't enjoy his
sumo.
For yet another bout, corn fed Mitakeumi went in reverse, but at least today he
planned to do it. He pushed back just enough for Kagayaki to bite on it and then
Mitakeumi released the pressure, letting Kagayaki fall forward zen-like into
nothingness. They called it hiki-otoshi because of the hand position but it was
actually Mitakeumi getting the heck out of the way that did it. The Sekiwake
moves up to 10-3 to join his rival Shodai on the bottom of the leaderboard. It's
an effective dance move, but it doesn't look very attractive, a bit like
Chiyomaru in his emerald sequined gown.
Terunofuji (M17) 11-1 vs Asanoyama (O) 11-1
Once Hakuho sat down (hitting the corner of the chair and tipping over
backwards, his legs flailing in the air, to land in the chanko pot as the
drummer in the band goes bum-paa) all eyes were on this one as the Yusho
decider. It didn't disappoint.
Terunofuji
took a page out of Hakuho's book called cheating-not-cheating and got away with
not putting both hands down. It meant he rose fast enough to be in position to
receive the quicker Asanoyama who had crossed the shikirisen looking for his
favorite outer left grip. Why anyone would give Terunofuji the inner right grip
is beyond me, but Asanoyama did just that. It wasn't a good trade because the
first move Asanoyama tried was a destabilising throw with his inner right arm
which totally broke his own outer left grip. All Terunofuji had to do was get
back into his usual balanced stance. And that's his specialty.
Before the injuries shattered the most promising sumo career since Hakuho, the
man was a boulder anchored to the ground. I don't know of any rikishi who set
his feet and regained position better than Terunofuji when he was in his prime.
That includes the two great Mongolian khans. Maybe Takanohana, but he wasn't as
hard to move. Maybe Chiyonofuji, but he would go into a defensive stance more
often. Maybe Kitanoumi, but his shorter legs had to move a lot more to do it. I
never saw Taiho so I can't say, but the former Ozeki is in some damn good
company with that particular ability. And Asanoyama ran right into it.
Terunofuji recovered absolutely everything. The bout was already over as
Terunofuji began to muscle his way to the yori-kiri win. Asanoyama put up some
spirited defense and made the M17 work for it. Terunofuji levered him to one
side then the next as he was driving forward. But it was just a matter of time.
Time and incredible pressure generated from those knees, which have held up
beautifully. Those pain killers must be the really good kind. The yori-kiri
delivered his twelfth win and sole lead for the Yusho with only two more days
left to go.
For day 14 Asanoyama gets fed M7 Terutsuyoshi and Terunofuji goes against
Shodai. It looks like we just had our fun.
And now, the all new revised edition of the July basho Leaderboard. What a
difference a day makes, 24 little hours.
Mike will be taking all the spare painkillers left and grinding his joints
heroically through days 14 and 15. Enjoy!
Day 12 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
big news heading into Day 12 is the withdrawal of Takakeisho. The soon to be 24
year-old cited an injured left knee as the reason for his withdrawal, but it's
no secret that he was ready to bail as soon as he got his eight gifts.
Takakeisho was kadoban coming into the basho, so this allows him to hang on to
his rank for two more basho, which should be a treat for us all. Starting a few
days ago, Terunofuji actually bumped Takakeisho out of the top three watched
bouts for the day, and so it's nice to see that people are starting to
appreciate what real Ozeki sumo looks like.
Thanks to some horrible acting on the part of Hakuho yesterday, NHK was able to
expand the leaderboard down to three losses, and so as we enter the day, this is
how things stand:
Had Hakuho not thrown that bout yesterday, the leaderboard would have appeared
as follows with both Mongolians fighting like men and Asanoyama looking like
soft cream
11-0: Hakuho
10-1: Asanoyama, Terunofuji
It's much easier to appeal to the Japanese fans with the leaderboard we have
now, and so you can see the benefit of Hakuho's actions yesterday.
Let's start with the three-loss rikishi and work our way up.
First and foremost, Komusubi Daieisho picked up the freebie due to Takakeisho's
withdrawal, and while he hasn't received a lot of run this basho, Daieisho has
been fighting well. I'm happy to see him pick up kachi-koshi, and he's a lot
better than both Suckiwake.
I can't believe that I'm actually entertaining M14 Kotoshogiku as one of the
leaders, but whatever. Today he was paired against M10 Myogiryu who has looked
very good to me this basho. Myogiryu moved right at the tachi-ai throwing the
Geeku off balance from the start, and before Kotoshogiku could really square
back up, Myogiryu hit him with a right choke hold and the left arm to the
inside. Myogiryu easily stood his foe completely upright, grabbed moro-zashi,
and then forced Kotoshogiku back and across without argument. Both rikishi end
the day now at 8-4.
The
marquee matchup of the first half was easily M9 Tamawashi vs. M17 Terunofuji,
and while we didn't get a straight up fight, it was still good. Both rikishi
bounced off of each other at the tachi-ai thanks in part to Tamawashi's failure
to drive with his legs, but he did keep Terunofuji away from a yotsu contest.
The two traded shoves for a few seconds, and it was obvious that Tamawashi was
not trying to win this one. Fuji never was able to grab his foe, but Tamawashi
went for a few fake pulls reducing his momentum and keeping Terunofuji alive,
and finally Fuji the Terrible was able to catch The Mawashi with a right arm to
the left side that "spun" Tamawashi around, and from there Terunofuji rushed in
for the yotsu win. Tamawashi definitely deferred here allowing Terunofuji to
remain on the one-loss perch at 11-1 while Tamawashi himself graciously falls to
8-4.
Up
next was M16 Kotoeko vs. M7 Tokushoryu, and I agree with Gary that Tokushoryu
has looked quite good this basho. He definitely dominated start to finish, but
in this day and age of sumo, that means nothing. And Tokushoryu showed why
demanding the left arm inside and completely lifting Kotoeko upright, but on the
other side, Tokushoryu refrained from grabbing a right outer grip even though it
was wide open. Instead, Tokushoryu kept that arm up high as he spun Kotoeko
around before just spinning himself into the defensive position at the edge and
allowing Kotoeko the cheap force-out from there. So pure domination by
Tokushoryu all the way to the end where he turned the tables on himself giving
Kotoeko the win. Heck (as we say in Utah), if they were paying me $10 grr to
throw a bout, I'd do it too. The end result is Kotoeko's moving to 9-3 while
Tokushoryu falls to 6-6.
Suckiwake
Shodai had it easy today facing M6 Enho, and not even Shodai could screw this
one up. Shodai smartly kept his arms in tight and waited for Enho to come to him
at the tachi-ai, and Enho did that trying to get his arms inside for some sort
of leverage. Shodai initially flirted with a left arm to the inside, but he
ultimately settled on two grips around Enho's arms from the outside, and really,
all you have to do is grab a hold of Enho and then use your weight advantage to
bully him out. Shodai just charged forward winning by kime-dashi and sending
Enho into the last row of the unoccupied suna-kaburi. Shodai's hopes are alive
at 9-3 while Enho falls to 5-7.
At
this point, let's move to the remaining one-loss rikishi starting with Asanoyama
vs. M5 Hokutofuji. Hokutofuji showed how easy it is to keep Asanoyama upright
and away from the belt at the tachi-ai using a few shoves, and then the M5
backed up going for a brief pull before getting the right arm firmly established
to the inside. Hokutofuji's position was so good, he had the wide open path to
the left outer grip, but he purposefully drew his hand away from the easy outer
twice. I took the pic at left during the slo mo replay to show just how open
Asanoyama's right side was. I can't say that I was surprised that
Hokutofuji failed to latch onto the belt, and even when Asanoyama seemed to lift
Fuji upright, he was able to
hunker
back down and grope that outer belt again, but in the end he just went limp
allowing Asanoyama to lightly spin him around and down with a weak scoop throw.
I know I sound as if I'm beating a dead horse, but a real bout would have ended
in a nage-no-uchi-ai here, and every picture of the Asanoyama "win" shows how
backwards his footing was at the end. If you attempt a scoop throw with
the right arm, it's the LEFT leg that's planted to the outside and the right leg
that's used to push into the opponent's left thight. In looking at the pic
at left, Asanoyama's footing is completely backwards thus the lightweight finish
where Asanoyama's gal just spun around his arms as the faux-zeki lightly
set him down to the dirt. With the gift, Asanoyama moves to 11-1 while
Hokutofuji is at least a bit richer at 7-5.
And that leads us to the final bout of the day, Yokozuna Hakuho against
Suckiwake Mitakeumi. The Yokozuna came with his patented hari-zashi tachi-ai
slapping with the right but instead of getting that right arm inside, he grabbed
an outer grip instead. He subtlety had the outer position on the other side as
well giving Mitakeumi moro-zashi, but moro-zashi is only good if you have
leverage and momentum, and Mitakeumi had neither. In less than two seconds,
Hakuho just bulldozed Mitakeumi back to the edge before spinning around and onto
his back giving Mitakeumi the utterly fake tsuki-otoshi win.
First,
in order to put THAT Yokozuna on his back, you have to have leverage with the
legs to make the scoop throw that was Mitakeumi's initial reaction at the edge.
Mitakeumi had none, and he knew it because as Hakuho was falling down, Mitakeumi
went for an extra slap drawing the final kimari-te of tsuki-otoshi. I mean, how
does someone win by tsuki-otoshi and have his opponent spin around and land on
his back? It's not possible unless of course the Yokozuna spun himself around
and down. This was one of those bouts that people who just erase yaocho from
their consciousness look at and say..."Yeah, that looked real." What's
implausible though is that at no point during the bout did MItakeumi have the
positioning to make the Yokozuna go parallel with the dohyo. The Khan took
care of that ll on his own.
With the loss, not only did Hakuho vault Asanoyama into sole possession of first
place, but he made a big show limping around the base of the dohyo favoring his
right leg. That's what happens though when rikishi let up in the ring, so we'll
see if Hakuho decides to withdraw. As he falls to 10-2, the leaderboard heading
into the final Friday is as follows:
Asanoyama and Terunofuji fight tomorrow, so we'll see what Terunofuji decides to
do. I have no idea of his intentions, but this much I can say: Asanoyama
cannot defeat Terunofuji in a straight up bout.
Just two other points of interest from the rest of the day. First, M4 Kagayaki's
fall was the fakest among the bouts that had no yusho implications. At M4, that
dude has tons of room to barter, and he did just that today giving Komusubi
Okinoumi the 7-5 record.
Finally, wasn't it interesting to watch M16 Nishikigi try and counter against
M14 Wakatakakage? Nishikigi is one of the premier sellers in the division along
with Kagayaki, and when Nishikigi is trying to win a bout, he fights as he did
against Wakatakakage today. When he sells a bout, he just stays upright and
walks his way out of the ring. It was a very noticeable contrast today compared
to most of Big N's bouts.
We'll see what happens tomorrow.
Day 11 Comments (Gary Jones reporting) Hello
to all, and the 2020 Ichinojo watch continues on, at least while there's still
hope anyway. Today he tackled fellow 27 year old 400 pounder Daiamami. The age
and weight category is the only thing these two have in common. The highest
Daiamami has ever kachi-koshi'ed from is (quick check online) is M16. Wow,
that's even worse than I thought it would be. Ichinojo should absolutely
splatter him. Ichinojo did move quickly (quick for Ichi anyway) to take a nice
outside grip. Daiamami matched it with a strong inside right and his shoulder
stuffed into Ichi's voluminous chest. He even resisted manfully when the
Mongolith rumbled forward for the yori-kiri win. That may be the best I've ever
seen him, well done Daiamami. You lost slower than I thought you would.
Ichinojo now sits at 7-4 from the J5 rank. Mere kachi-koshi is never really
enough for this guy. We're waiting for the signs of a return to Yusho winning
greatness that may never come. Right now he's neck and neck with Tokushoryu at
one a piece.
Nishikigi (M16) 4-6 vs Chiyoshoma (J1) 3-7
A matta followed by henka, it must be time for Chiyoshoma. What a way to start
the main broadcast product off with a bang. The Juryo visitor dragged the
hapless Nishikigi off his feet and pushed his head into the sand. For his
contribution to the show, Nishikigi flew over like a clothes store mannequin and
held his hands so straight and stiff I though he was having a stroke. But wait,
it gets better, a mono-ii was called. The time where sumo can really shine.
Chiyoshoma's foot had slid out giving the oshi-dashi win to Nishi. Oh, and the
Gyoji had pointed to the J1 guy, so he was overturned as well. Things can only
get better after that one.
Terunofuji (M17) 9-1 vs Tochinoshin (M11) 6-4
Back in the day, Terunofuji used to routinely beat Tochi. Now with the pair of
ex-Ozeki both in a terrible physical predicament these days, all bets are off.
But all is not lost as we got treated to a slow but deliberate gappuri-yotsu
masterclass. The crowd recognized what was in front of them early and showed
their love. Tochinoshin was the first to make a move for the finish line and
tried that old grunt power of his. He made it half way and then got himself
turned.
Once
things came to a halt, Terunofuji pulled his outer grip in tight to his hips and
Tochinoshin started to wriggle. From demanding to clinch in close and looking to
power out his boy, he was now wanting space between him and the comeback king.
It would seem these days Tochinoshin has only one bullet in his musket and he'd
just shot it, wad and all. More applause from the public, a sound not heard at
all during the Nishikigi Chiyoshoma bout.
Terunofuji had one crucial shoulder under his boy. Once he started to apply big
pressure that left side grip was useless for Tochinoshin, who had to give up on
it and turn his left side away. Now defending only, and with a two to one grip
disadvantage, Tochinoshin was done. The big Mongolian claimed his much deserved
yori-kiri to yet more hand noise from the faithful. It looks like the average
sumo going fan actually prefers this sort of thing to the hit and hide tactics
they often get to see. Who knew?
Kaisei (M10) 4-6 vs Tokushoryu (M7) 6-4
He's an easy target to criticize but Tokushoryu has made a good effort with his
sumo for the last few days. And today he gave it a decent go again. The trouble
is Kaisei was also feeling a bit genki and Kaisei doesn't sweat the big round
rikishi. The rounder the better for Kaisei, unless your name is Ichinojo you
still ain't round enough to tackle Kaisei mass to mass. Tokushoryu tried damned
hard to get the win here, at one point he almost scored on a tottari arm throw
but Big Brazil (Kaisei) balanced like a ballerina hippo on one leg and survived
it.
The problem our favorite Yusho winner was having today was one of speed. The
little'uns can zip round to the side of Kaisei, blobby Tokushoryu was just
taking to long. Kaisei was turning to face him, on balance and just in time,
every time. Eventually the dohyo became too small for these two behemoths to
avoid coming together (it's the summer of love in Seattle, after all) and Kaisei
took the yori-kiri win in a fun battle of the big boys. I really think both of
them gave as good a bout of sumo as they could. It made me appreciate
Tokushoryu, even if only for one day, as he was doing his best. It's Kaisei that
made me think a bit. If he's looking good and fighting hard but still going toe
to toe with Tokushoryu in an even, competitive match-up, can Kaisei really be so
much better than him? I may have the Brazilian pegged too high in my mental
banzuke, or worse, Tokushoryu pegged too low. Yikes.
Shodai
(S) 8-2 vs Hokutofuji (M5) 6-4
I'm confused, Shodai, the defensive, evasive Shodai, roared out and barreled
into his foe with an out of control, don't give-a-damn attitude. Hokutofuji,
wild and violent Hokutofuji let Shodai bring it to him. Until at the very edge
the M5 man turned the tables with a crafty tsuki-otoshi. Did I miss something?
Did these two have a body swap overnight?
Kagayaki
(M4) 4-6 vs Asanoyama (O) 9-1
For his tenth win Asanoyama took a page out of Tochiozan's book and went hunting
for moro-zashi. They both had a decent start to this one. A good angle leading
to a nice bit of impact right over the shikirisen. Kagayaki did what so many
opponents do against Asanoyama, and thrust the poor boys head skywards, checking
to see if it's securely attached. For some reason, Asanoyama never seems to
adjust to this, his head is right there, central and high. Just asking to be
knocked about a bit. He does usually deal with it well though.
Today he took the chin thrust and made sure his left arm came out of the
tachi-ai nicely placed under Kagayaki's shoulder. This is the same start
Kagayaki used to bludgeon Yutakayama straight back and out. In that bout he was
able to push at his boy with his blocking arm, the left one. But today Asanoyama
made him purely defend with it as he pushed his way in to moro-zashi. After that
Kagayaki became his usual passive self and was taken out yori-kiri. One day it
would be good to see a Rocky Balboa type snarl on his face, but he just doesn't
seem to be made that way.
Takakeisho (O) 7-3 vs Mitakeumi (S) 8-2
It's getting to be a bit of a habit with Takakeisho but again today he takes
full advantage of the loosely interpreted bumper book of sumo's best rules. It
would seem this basho he is mostly facing dead men and falling bodies. And the
dead are still putting him either out of the ring or down to the sand.
Mitakeumi
was beaten at the tachi-ai. He's too slow this basho and he got caught. Well
done Takakeisho. The follow-up stumble style de-ashi from the Ozeki was just
abysmal though. Mitakeumi leaned on him and down he went as the Sekiwake himself
flew out. It was a deliberate offensive attempt to beat the Ozeki but Mitakeumi
had probably left it just a bit too late, his body was past the point of no
return. Yet again Takakeisho touches down first as he just can't stop his
overstuffed body moving once the momentum gets going. It's not good sumo for an
exhibition, never mind a Hon-Basho. And it looks incredibly desperate for a
young Ozeki. He's beginning to make Kotoshogiku look real good.
In the replay it was close, in real time it was a blink of an eye. The judges
didn't even bother to have a quick mono-ii. I'm not sure they were even looking
during the bout. This wall of silence is what's wrong here and it's what was
wrong in the bout with Enho, the judges don't care enough about sumo itself to
find the clear winner. All they have too do is let the rikishi sort it out
between themselves with a rematch. But no. Takakeisho now has his all important
kachi-koshi, 8-3.
Hakuho (Y) 10-0 vs Daieisho (K) 6-4 Hakuho
lost against Daieisho for the second time. But before you hear any mean rumors
about Hakuho slipping and sliding in this bout and generally being out of
control, let me tell you, after the tachi-ai it was DAIESHO who slipped and
stumbled forwards all exposed and ready for the plucking. Nope, Hakuho was in
full control.
Following Daieisho's head-down stumble, Hakuho ignored it and moved back (for
the first time this basho) and missed the close range swat with his left, taking
his balance away and giving Daieisho the time to recover his own balance.
Khan-Not-Khan
brought it back to the center with a controlling left arm, beautifully placed to
get the uwate grip. He went for the more shallow mae-mitsu grip instead but his
hand only brushed past it on it's way to the other side of his opponent, his
shoulder following right along behind it. Hakuho then stumbled for the second
time this bout as he went from having two feet in between the shikirisen to a
foot on the outside of the ropes in one move.
Credit to Daieisho, when Hakuho's ass was staring straight at him, the Komusubi
did try to grab the mawashi right at the back on it's way past. This was the
first offensive move from Daieisho. The first. Hakuho continued to twist around
on his 360 spin and so even that grip from Daieisho didn't amount to anything.
As Hakuho came around from his spin move his foot touched on the sand outside.
So they ruled it oshi-dashi. What else? The yusho race remains tight and the
interest remains as high as possible. All good in the sumo hood.
Your new and fully revised Leaderboard is as follows.
10 wins - Hakuho, Asanoyama, Terunofuji
9 wins - Nobody Whatsoever
8 or less - Everybody Else
Tomorrow, Mike may have the energy to give day 12 a looksie.
Day 10 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
later we got into week 1, the more and more it seemed fans were coming out to
see the sumos, and so I was wondering if sumo was starting to gain a bit of
moment. When Day 9 came along, however, the stands were noticeably empty again
with hardly anybody occupying seats in the upper level. That trend continued
today into Day 10, and what that indicates is that the people coming out to
watch the sumos purchased their tickets prior to the basho. It was announced a
few days before the basho that there were still tickets available for every day,
so let's see if they can manage to sell out (reach 25% capacity) a day during
the closing weekend. If they can, it means that people are still excited by the
current Japanese stars and watching the basho has inspired more people to
attend.
In
other news, there's a bit of an uproar outside of the dohyo surrounding
Tagonoura-oyakata who was photographed in public supposedly passed out after
consuming 50 drinks of tater mash. The oyakata lamely explained that he was just
grabbing a bite to eat, but pictures and eye witnesses have him downing 50
drinks of a potato-based whiskey at the eatery. The pictures are all over the
web drawing criticism of yet another member of the Association taking lightly
the order to hunker down during the Corona virus pandemic.
A lot of times, bad PR like that can be overshadowed by the action in the ring,
but that's definitely not the case this basho. The overall sumo content
especially from the Japanese darlings has been awful, so I'm guessing more
people are going to read about this latest public intoxication scandal than they
will search for Enho bouts.
But that's that, so let's get to the Day 10 action.
Meisei was up from Juryo taking on M16 Kotoeko, and Meisei dominated this one
from start to finish including his dive out of the ring at the end. Kotoeko
could not solve Meisei's tsuppari charge, and he was forced to evade around the
ring, and while Meisei kept up nice pressure, he never pounded that final nail
in the coffin leaving himself vulnerable for a weak hataki-komi in the end. The
actual kimirate is a slap down, but in this one Meisei just took himself clear
off the dohyo altogether. Kotoeko moves to 7-3 with the gift.
M14 Wakatakakage henka'd to his right against M13 Takayasu easily felling the
former faux-zeki down in half a second with a push into his side. Takayasu
looked just plain old in this one, and he should have been able to at least try
and square up. That he didn't has me thinking Wakatakakage could have been
calling in a favor. Karaage moves to 6-4 with the cheap win while Takayasu falls
to 5-5.
M15 Chiyomaru henka'd to his let against M12 Sadanoumi, and while the quick
tsuki-otoshi attempt didn't fell the Sadamight right away, he was never able to
fully recover and get to the belt. Chiyomaru used his shelf gut nicely to keep
Sadanoumi away from the belt, and his consistent tsuppari attack didn't hurt
either. With Sadanoumi never able to establish solid footing, Chiyomaru was able
to pull him down after a six second tussle. Chiyomaru staves off make-koshi for
now at 3-7 while Sadanoumi falls to 4-6.
M12 Shohozan stayed tight and low against M17 Terunofuji in an effort to keep
Fuji the Terrible away from the belt, but the Mongolian is as equally adept
fighting from the outside in. As Fuji leaned in on his lowered opponent,
Shohozan went for a dumb pull, and as he backed up briefly during that attempt,
Terunofuji countered with a pull of his own with all of his weight behind it,
and it forced Shohozan down to the dohyo easily. This was an uneventful bout as
Terunofuji moves to 9-1 while Shohozan checks in now at 2-8.
Nishikigi's arms were wide open at the tachi-ai giving Shimanoumi moro-zashi if
he wanted it, but Shimanoumi didn't take it and instead allowed Nishikigi to get
the right arm inside sending the bout to migi-yotsu. From there Nishikigi
attempted a bullish force-out charge without having his gal in snug, and
Shimanoumi was able to slip left at the edge with Nishikigi's belt totally
exposed for an easy dashi-nage, but Shimanoumi didn't go for the kill allowing
Nishikigi to square back up in the center of the ring. Nishikigi still didn't
have anything to the inside, and so after a brief stalemate where Shimanoumi
stayed low, Shimanoumi just backed up to the edge of the ring pulling Nishikigi
towards him, and Nishikigi was finally able to get to the inside and finish off
the yori-kiri. This is a bout where Shimanoumi dictated everything including
that final sequence that gave Nishikigi the likely ill-gotten win. I can't
believe I spent so much time on this bout as Nishikigi hobbles to 4-6 while
Shimanoumi's make-koshi is official at 2-8.
M11 Tochinoshin kept his arms high and wide at the tachi-ai against M17 Kotoyuki
never looking to get to the inside, and so as Kotoyuki came with his usual
mediocre charge, Shin just played along faking a pull while backing up giving
Kotoyuki the room to score the winning push out in the end. Tochinoshin was
completely mukiryoku in this one as Kotoyuki limps to 4-6 while Tochinoshin
falls to 6-4.
M15 Kotoshoho exhibited his best sumo of the basho denying M10 Kaisei the inside
from the tachi-ai, but unfortunately the rookie decided to backup to his right
to keep Kaisei away instead of using his so-called double-edged sumo skills to
attack. After the early pull attempt, Kaisei was able to square back up and
force the bout to migi-yotsu. Kotoshoho had a left outer but nothing inside, and
so that's why Kaisei was able to force the rookie upright and into a position
that allowed Kaisei to secure the equalizing left outer grip on the other side.
Now from the gappuri-yotsu position, Kotoshoho did well to stave off Kaisei's
force-out attempt going for an outer belt throw with the left, and Kaisei
naturally responded with a right inside throw--the nage-no-uchi-ai one would
expect in a straight up bout, and Kaisei simply overpowered the rookie down to
the dohyo causing his knee to wrench awkwardly as he was pressed down to the
clay.
This was a very good chess match, and it's worth pointing out that Kotoshoho
showed here that he has good potential. He's a big kid and he knew when to
counter, but he was simply beaten by a stronger, more experienced rikishi. To
me, throwing bouts in Kotoshoho's favor does nothing to help him live up to his
supposed potential. Make him figure things out the hard way...the same way that
Terunofuji did when he began his rise up the Makuuchi division. With the dust
settled, Kaisei moves to 4-6 while Kotoshoho settles for 7-3.
M8 Ishiura hopped forward and ducked into M14 Kotoshogiku completely aligning
his feet, but the Geeku made him pay, and so Ishiura secured the left arm inside
and right outer grip at the front of the former Ozeki's belt completely cutting
off an inside for Kotoshogiku. Kotoshogiku still tried to use his bulk to force
Ishiura back and across but he didn't have his gal in snug, so at the edge
Ishiura darted left and then back right dragging Kotoshogiku off balance and
down across the straw. The Geeku was schooled here and surely if his seven wins
coming in were legit he would have been able to handle a tiny guy like this in
yotsu contest. Kitanofuji made the excuse the Kotoshogiku was too tired after
yesterday's bout. Uh huh. Nice try as Kotoshogiku falls to 7-3 while Ishiura
moves to 4-6.
M10 Myogiryu was completely out of sync with M8 Chiyotairyu at the tachi-ai. I
almost thought they'd reset and even Kitanofuji gave a grunt as if to say, "They
ain't in sync," but Myogiryu went anyway and completely aligned his feet.
Chiyotairyu's answer was to just destroy him back and it in two beefy thrust
attempts. I think it's worth going back and watching Myogiryu's tachi-ai here
because Takakeisho does this every bout. What happened today is what would
happen to Takakeisho if his opponent was trying to mount a solid, frontal
attack. Myogiryu blew this one by failing to sync up at the tachi-ai falling now
to 7-3. As for Chiyotairyu, he's even steven at 5-5.
M7 Terutsuyoshi went hard at M9 Tamawashi disabling the Mongolian from firing
initial thrusts, but The Mawashi quickly covered with a quick pull attempt and
then thrusts of his own. With Terutsuyoshi trying to burrow inside, Tamawashi
adjusted to an attack of two or three thrusts and then a pull attempt. On the
third round or so he finally caught Terutsuyoshi with a right tsuki-otoshi to
Terutsuyoshi's left side sending him down for good. Tamawashi also dove to the
clay for no reason as he moves to 7-3 while Terutsuyoshi is level at 5-5.
M9 Ikioi came with a right kachi-age into M7 Tokushoryu, and Tokushoryu's
response was to grab that right arm, step back left, and yank Ikioi around and
out of the dohyo in under three seconds. Pretty good strategy from Tokushoryu
who moves to 6-4 while Ikioi falls to 2-8.
M4
Kagayaki applied the early tsuppari pressure to M6 Enho forcing the pint-sized
rikishi to back up and look to slip away, but Kagayaki just covers too much real
estate. The larger Kagayaki looked to get a right arm inside, but Enho darted
away and next ducked in to grab Kagayaki's right leg ashi-tori style. Before he
could really get anything going, Kagayaki just leaned all of his weight down
onto Enho's back and crushed him to the clay mound. All of these guys can do
this to Enho every bout, so it was nice to see Kagayaki choose to win here
moving to 4-6 while Enho falls to the same mark. The picture at left shows
my favorite ending to any bout this basho we've seen so far. I only wish
Enho would have looked up.
The most obvious yaocho performance from the day came from M3 Kiribayama who was
purposefully slow at the tachi-ai against M6 Ryuden. Kiribayama charged with his
head low and literally just froze as Ryuden grabbed a fistful of sagari and then
finally a right outer grip, and once obtained, he easily bowled the listless
Kiribayama over and down dashi-nage style. This took less than three seconds and
Kiribayama redefined the term mukiryoku here as both rikishi finish the day at
4-6. Sheesh.
M1 Endoh reached for and grabbed a right frontal grip against M2 Onosho who was
completely listless. Endoh pulled Onosho back which set up a left inside grip
for him with that right outer on the other side, and with Onosho doing nothing,
Endoh lightly dumped Onosho over and down in just a few seconds. Endoh breezes
to 4-6 while Onosho is still an o'fer at 0-10.
M3 Takarafuji reached for and got a right frontal grip against M1 Yutakayama,
but Yutakayama quickly pushed him off of it sending Takarafuji back a step or
two. As Takarafuji went back, he yanked Yutakayama's right arm and then wrestled
his way into moro-zashi with Yutakayama's back facing the straw. As Takarafuji
went for the force-out kill, Yutakayama moved left going for a counter
tsuki-otoshi causing both rikishi to crash down together. It looked to me as if
Takarafuji's left elbow touched down first, and the gyoji correctly ruled in
favor of Yutakayama, but they went to the tape and overturned the decision
saying that Takarafuji indeed won the bout. Apparently the dude in the video
room has lost his reading glasses because that's two blown calls in two days.
The Enho / Takakeisho fiasco yesterday was more blatant, but Takarafuji escapes
with the win today at 4-6. As for Yutakayama, he falls to 1-9.
M2 Takanosho bested Komusubi Okinoumi at the tachi-ai getting the left arm in
deep and knocking Okinoumi up high as he pinched off Okinoumi's own left arm on
the other side. The problem was that Takanosho didn't have a right outer grip,
and so Okinoumi was able to dig in, gather his wits, and then turn the tables
pushing Takanosho upright and forcing him back leading with the left inside.
Near the other side of the dohyo, Okinoumi went for an extremely light
kata-sukashi with the right arm, and Takanosho just hit the dirt. That was a
strange finish as Okinoumi moves even with Takanosho at 5-5.
Komusubi Daieisho knocked Suckiwake Shodai upright at the tachi-ai with two
hands to the chest, and then when Daieisho looked to take advantage with his
tsuppari attack, Shodai threw a wild inashi attempt with the right arm barely
connecting with Daieisho's left. That move compromised Shodai's footwork, and so
Daieisho easily squared back up with Shodai and knocked him back and across with
a final push. This was too easy for Daieisho who moves to 6-4 while Shodai
should be embarrassed by this performance at 8-2.
In
the faux-zeki ranks, Takakeisho welcomed M4 Aoiyama who failed to cross his
starting line even though he could have pulverized Takakeisho in mere seconds.
Instead, he waited for Takakeisho to fire some thrusts while using his own
shoves to counter. The two bounced thrusts off of each other's arms like this
two or three times before Aoiyama faked a pull attempt. He put his right arm up
high and backed up but really didn't go for a pull. Still, Takakeisho didn't
dare get in close so he timidly fired a few more shoves before going for his own
ineffective pull. Aoiyama gave chase to the other side of the dohyo planting
both hands into Takakeisho's face, but he didn't apply any pressure allowing
Takakeisho to escape and then set up a weak shoulder slap with the left hand.
Aoiyama of course anticipated the light blow and just dove down to the dohyo
leading with his left shoulder. Easy yaocho call here as Takakeisho moves to 7-3
while Aoiyama falls to the opposite mark of 3-7. Takakeisho is kadoban this
basho, so someone will give him one more one, and then the dude can just
disappear from there.
It's been giving NHK a big stiffie to post a graphic every day showing
Asanoyama's "quick" start as a new Ozeki. His 9-0 start through yesterday put
him in a tie for fifth place all time for quick starts by rookie Ozeki. I don't
know that I've seen a worse 9-0 start in my sumo career, but just sayin'.
Today
against Mitakeumi, Asanoyama reached for a left outer grip from the tachi-ai,
but Mitakeumi easily pushed him away and back upright and looked to get the
right arm inside. Mitakeumi also had the open path to a left outer grip on the
other side, but he whiffed in that attempt creating a bit of separation. As
Asanoyama looked to square back up, Mitakeumi didn't fail in his second attempt
getting the right arm inside and the left outer grip easy as you please. Before
Asanoyama could counter with his own right arm to the inside, Mitakeumi just
spun him around and out all the way to the arena floor with an outer belt throw.
To me it's embarrassing to see an "Ozeki" done like this, but we all know that
this is not a real Ozeki. Mitakeumi's charge wasn't polished, but it ran circles
around Asanoyama as Mitakeumi picks up kachi-koshi at 8-2 while Asanoyama
suffers his first loss at 9-1. Coincidentally, this was the first bout all basho
where Asanoyama's opponent actually attempted to defeat him.
In
the Yokozuna ranks, Hakuho welcomed M5 Hokutofuji by getting his right arm
inside from the tachi-ai while flirting with the left outer grip, but he really
didn't need it just bodying Hokutofuji back so quickly knocking Hokutofuji
airborne as he sent him across thanks in part to Hokutofuji's going for a stupid
pull attempt. Hakuho is still perfect at 10-0 while Hokutofuji falls to 6-4.
I guess it's time to start talking leaderboard with 10 days in the books, so
here's how it shakes out as we enter the shubansen:
Day 9 Comments (Gary Jones reporting) Hello to all, and media reports suggest that M5 Abi will not be allowed to
return to the basho regardless of any medical problems he may or may not have.
His enforced absence isn't a politely requested kyujo. This is now a punishment
as the dirty little secret he's been hiding tumbles out. He also snuck out for a
night on the town just before the tournament began. The first time he didn't get
caught, so he did it again mid-basho.
The wretched hive of villainy he is said to have enjoyed himself in was a
hostess bar. Think at least a Hooters without any natural C cups. Abi is now
lined up for a severe punishment as he's basically pooped on the JSA's corona
virus lockdown measures. To make matter worse, he also has a fever, although he
may just be feeling the heat coming his way. They've tested him for corona and
the result may decide if he has a career left in sumo.
If he tests positive he may well have been infected before the basho even
started and have already been spreading it around the Shikoroyama Beya. Then
there's every opponent he faced, any staff member he walked by, and every single
rikishi and reporter in the preparation area. If he's positive there is a good
chance this basho is over. And what then? Do they boldly declare the sole
leader, if there is only one, as the Yusho winner and have a parade in the car
park? Do they risk a quick sudden death playoff behind closed doors with only
the 2 or 3 rikishi in contention. Or (and this is the most likely) will the JSA
apologize unreservedly, turn tail and pretend this basho never happened? Abi may
end up as the least popular guy in sumo for 2020, and that's in a year when an
Oyakata had his entire heya disbanded for punching the recruits in the face.
Meisei (J1e) 4-3 vs Ichinojo (J5w) 5-3
In a Juryo-Not-Juryo bout Meisei spun Ichinojo around and down for a nice
shitate-nage fifth win. Big Ichi looks like he has lost a bit of excess blubber,
it's always hard to tell amongst so many other kilograms but a few seem to have
been burned off during the lockdown. Maybe they have been able to watch what he
eats back at the heya a bit more. It can only do him good to lose a few. This
basho he's been moving a little easier on some days and the swelling on his
lower leg is less horrific. Both positive signs. It looks possible he might just
squeeze his bulky way back into the Makuuchi before the year ends. No big
entrance and certainly no Juryo Yusho but if he doesn't fade a kachi-koshi here
seems likely. How the mighty fall in sumo. Tomorrow he gets Chiyoshoma, and if
he can't beat him then Ichi doesn't deserve to be a Maegashira 17.
Takayasu (M13) 4-4 vs Chiyomaru (M15) 2-6
Instant slap-down win for the former Ozeki. The scrubs have been tolerable for
Big Bear Takayasu, not exactly easy pickings though. Some of them have even
dared to grab his bad arm and win, but he seems happier here, less pressured.
Chiyomaru has been an upright waste of time the first week. Incredibly, a full
half of his wins have been by yori-kiri. A move he swore he would never use.
Sadanoumi (M12) 4-4 vs Terunofuji (M17) 7-1
Instant force-out win for the former Ozeki. The battle of the bandages was over
in a clogged heartbeat. With Terunofuji doing so well I'm moved to do a
leaderboard, just to see his name on it. With Shohozan drawn for day 10 a hungry
Terunofuji should stay on it for a few more days too. Don't call it a comeback,
call it THE comeback.
Ishiura (M8) 3-5 vs Tochinoshin (M11) 5-3
Before the basho began I vaguely recall reading something about Ishiura and an
injury or health problem. I can't see anything obvious but this little bee
clearly isn't buzzing. Another problem is his rank. He's as high as he's ever
been and the lack of sting in his tail isn't helped with the step up in
opponent. His henka has looked sharp though. And today he tried to utilize this
particular skill and performed a Henka-Not-Henka in front of the
Nagoya-not-Nagoya crowd. It didn't do any good, he was gathered up and swatted
away yori-kiri. With the six whole days left to secure just two more wins it
looks like Tochinoshin has finally stopped the slide down to Juryo and
retirement talk. It was looking close.
Chiyotairyu (M8) 3-5 vs Ryuden (M6) 3-5
For just one day we got to see the Chiyotairyu from 2017 to the Chiyotairyu of,
well, mid 2018. True it was only against Ryuden, who is in the deepest funk. But
the cannonball blasted him to pieces, knocking him clean off the dohyo and down
to the floor. Tsuki-dashi with a certified fresh certificate.
Takarafuji (M3) 3-5 vs Tokushoryu (M7) 4-4
For a big boy, Tokushoryu has some fancy footwork. He got them short legs
pumping away as he circled half the ring trying to slide the sticky Takarafuji
down his body. Even Ishiura hasn't managed to back-peddle quite so much this
tournament. Beware, with that magnificently evasive tsuki-otoshi, Tokushoryu is
on course for a kachi-koshi. And with a Yusho under his belt as well, perhaps an
even bigger promotion one day. Maegashira 8 Tokushoryu anyone?
Onosho (M2) 0-8 vs Yutakayama (M1) 0-8
Well, one of them had to get a win today. It just happened to be Yutakayama.
Endo (M1) 2-6 vs Takanosho (M2) 5-3
Bully boy Endo cracked heads and ran a low road straight through Takanosho. This
fine oshi-dashi still only gives him his third win. The first real one was over
hapless Yutakayama. The other was the day one koshi-kudake over the world's
worst futaball player Kakuryu. It's not been fun for Endo this July.
Daieisho (K) 5-3 vs Hokutofuji (M5) 5-3
For once it wasn't Hokutofuji that was too wild and uncontrolled in there.
Daieisho tried to gather and go. But he didn't have any grip and he wasn't quite
fast enough to win with shock tactics. They both crashed out to the floor but it
was clear Fuji was waiting for him and had turned the young Komusubi Jedi to the
losing side before he fell with tsuki-otoshi. The mono-ii told us nothing we
didn't already know. Daieisho should still get his first Sanyaku kachi-koshi
this time round and that's a step forward.
Kiribayama (M3) 3-5 vs Mitakeumi (S) 7-1
The extra weight on Mitakeumi seems to be a step backward. It's taking away his
explosion from the tachi-ai. I'm not sure but I don't think he has managed to
drive anyone back across the dohyo this basho. He tried to drive the other
Michinoku Mongol back today but Kiribayama said no thanks and took two big
fistfuls of mawashi instead. The mega-sized Sekiwake tried to stall the bout in
the middle but he had no grip to play with and his shoulder was being raised
upwards. The inevitable duly happened and Kiribayama claims a superb yori-kiri
fourth win. Keep your eye out for this guy.
Shodai (S) 7-1 vs Kagayaki (M4) 3-5
Unlike the sluggish Mitakeumi, Kagayaki did get his foe pushed back to the
tawara. But that's where the fun ended for him. He didn't have a grip either and
as soon as Shodai reached down and took an undefended inner left Kagayaki hit
the emergency eject button. Gone was all forward pressure and gone was his
composure. Like his grip-less friend Mitakeumi, he knew he had over played his
cards. He grabbed at the wrist to rid himself of the troublesome hand but in
doing so stopped pushing and moved back, and back, and back. Shodai gave chase
and finished him off oshi-dashi. Kagayaki is obviously not looking to expand his
sumo skill set into any type of yotsu sumo but in the pushing game, he's no
Akebono either.
Okinoumi (K) 4-4 vs Asanoyama (O) 8-0
In part one of the best bout of the day (sez me), Okinoumi drove hard at the
shin-Ozeki and had him going over and out. Asanoyama just managed to anchor a
foot down and throw him down with his favorite outer left grip. Mono-ii of the
day
number 2. The replay showed quite clearly Okinoumi touched down first with
the top of his foot and then his elbow and Asanoyama's feet were still in
contact with the sand so no dead man falling garbage. But the judges in sumo are
nothing if not asleep, so tori-naoshi (rematch) it is.
For part two Asanoyama took his customary outer left and bullied the Komusubi
around with it. Big Oki moved and powerfully squirmed as much as I have ever
seen him do. He did succeed in denying the right hand, but that left stayed on
and delivered the uwate-nage finish. Even as he was going over Okinoumi tried to
hook the knee of his opponent, I like this guy. I like both guys. But one is
younger and heavier, less banged up, and crucially for throwing, sets his hips
low and stable. And that is the key for Asanoyama.
Takakeisho (O) 5-3 vs Enho (M6) 4-4
For those of you in a rush, or who have little patience for my sumo drivel,
here's the short version. Takakeisho won, tsuki-otoshi. That's 6 wins with
Aoiyama next on day 10. And now for the long version.
The judges must have used up all their rematch tokens earlier because there
wasn't one left for plucky little Enho. He can rightfully go into the arena
toilets and scream and punch the doors. And for once I'm not teasing the guy. OK
I'm teasing about the punching bit, he doesn't seem the type. But still, he
deserved a do-over today. Ignoring the predictably awful start, lets get
straight to the controversial finish.
Takakeisho sent a thrust out and half of it caught Enho. As we have seen many
times before, the M6 tries to absorb such blows by dropping into a squat.
Effectively he's using his legs as a crumple-zone in order to keep his upper
body in balance. Usually the impact from his bigger opponents is too much to
handle and he ends up flying off the dohyo with his arms and legs rotating
around like a four blade gyro-copter. But not today. Enho was legitimately still
in the bout whilst he was performing his one-legged spinning tawara squat.
Just as an aside, we didn't have to put up with this bison bilge back when
Musashimaru was an Ozeki, when he shoved them out they stayed out. Or even
Asashio IV, remember him? He looked like Elvis after he discovered deep fried
peanut butter and banana sandwiches. He was built like Chiyomaru but he pushed
as hard as a constipated Chiyotairyu. I've already spoken about Takakeisho's
lack of reach this basho and he didn't get enough extension on the thrust to
just end this mess there and then. He then went on to miss the follow-up thrust
on a wide open target by a hand length as his stubby arms just couldn't stretch
to send his boy over and out. Anyway, back to Enho.
Once at the rope and doing his thang, Enho wasn't touched again. And he was
still hanging in there, falling backwards slower than any fully grown human has
ever been pushed out of the dohyo. Move over Aminishiki, Enho is the new king of
tawara walking. But the balance-challenged Takakeisho ran out of the dohyo after
whiffing on that last thrust. Enho put a hand to the back knot of his mawashi as
he passed by. It probably had nothing on it but that's not for the judges to
say. He did it, so it's an offensive move then. At this point he's still in it,
as the Gyoji are fond of saying.
Takakeisho jumped over to the straw on the
outer edge and he had maybe a single
foot and a bit of ankle left flying high above the straw, Enho has his foot in
contact with straw and sand, his lower leg and his knee above the straw and the
sticky little guy still hasn't broken into a fall. Both men are in an
irrecoverable position. But the last offensive move had been performed by the
M6. Takakeisho also touched out first by a clear margin. The judges have made a
decision about when his balance died in the fight. But this is Enho, the
stickiest of sticky things. They've given a re-match for far less before. They
even did it today with Okinoumi. So why should plucky little Enho, the man who
puts his life on the line for you and me every time he gets in there, be denied
a crowd pleasing re-match against the kadoban Ozeki? Oh wait, I think I get it
now. Only two more wins to go then. One more win if you already count Aoiyama
tomorrow.
Hakuho (Y) 8-0 vs Aoiyama (M4) 3-5 The Bossman has looked rejuvenated this July, clearly supping the fresh
unsullied blood of Enho and Ishiura has worked wonders for the supernatural one.
The only time he has looked even a teeny tiny bit concerned about the blood bag
placed in front of him was in his first meeting with the sweet and tender
Kiribayama. Those Mongolian youngsters can really move. For that boy, Hakuho
found a way to get there a bit earlier. He surprised his meal with an uncalled
matta and distracted him with only the fingertips of a slap. It was enough of a
head start for Hakuho to get in close and do the deed. An unsporting but kinda
funny blitzkrieg win. That was the only day Hakuho looked anything less than
absolutely certain of his ability.
No, Aoiyama didn't change that today, in 22 attempts he never has. He put his
head down too low and tipped forward in a move we see so often in modern sumo.
Easy hataki-komi dining for the still mobile Hakuho, unending lord of the night.
For a day 10 treat the Yokozuna gets to taste Hokutofuji. No wait, that doesn't
sound right.
Leaderboard time.
9-0 the leaders,
Some guy called Hakuho
Asanoyama
8-1 the chasers,
Shodai
Teruno-Freaking-Fuji
For day 10 on Sumotalk it could be anybody, absolutely anybody. OK, it's Mike.
Day 8 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) With
this basho being a little bit different, I thought I would just do a weekend
wrap-up of the main rikishi garnering press coverage in Japan because when you
really get down to it, the stories surrounding sumo are less and less about real
action in the ring and more focused on painting the Japanese rikishi in a good
light. I mean, just compare Terunofuji and Kotoshoho through the first seven
days. Both ended week 1 with a 6-1 record, and Terunofuji bludgeoned the rookie
in their head to head match, but Kotoshoho is getting at least five time the
coverage as Fuji the Terrible.
Then you have what they still call the yusho race. Is it really a yusho race or
does it simply come down to a matter of what Hakuho decides to do? Harvye will
forever leave his mark on ST with his coining of the Story Teller moniker for
Hakuho, and if you compare the sumo in the ring between say Hakuho and
Asanoyama, Hakuho is throwing his opponents around like a pit bull playing with
his chew toys while Asanoyama's bout are lightweight with the faux-zeki
seemingly always being forced to fight from behind and his opponents just
walking out of the dohyo that last step. There is no comparison whatsoever and
thus there is no true yusho race in sumo, and there hasn't been one in years.
So...let's
just review the rikishi who we expect to be hanging around on the leaderboard in
the end.
Until he decides to lose, Yokozuna Hakuho will always be the focus of
each day, and the Yokozuna hasn't been in any trouble whatsoever at the turn. On
Saturday he took advantage of a slow tachi-ai by Kiribayama to send his fellow
Mongolian out of the ring in maybe two seconds, and then on Sunday Hakuho bitch
slapped Kagayaki to the floor in less time. Regarding that fall from Kagayaki,
it was a bit exaggerated and not the complete result of Hakuho's slapdown, but
it was simply a case of Kagayaki knowing he was defeated and just going down
quick instead of taking more punishment. These guys ain't stupid.
As for Hakuho, he reigns supreme at 8-0 and completely holds the outcome of this
basho in his hands.
I
suppose we need to address Asanoyama next who also checks in at the turn
with an 8-0 record. On Sunday he traded jabs with Aoiyama briefly before Aoiyama
just opened up his arms completely (waki wo hiraku) and went into pull
mode. You know, that pull mode where you actually forget to pull but still back
up until you coincidentally walk yourself right out of the ring. I mean, has
Asanoyama sent a single opponent OFF of the dohyo yet? It's one thing to
have a foe walk backwards without showing any resistance, but it's quite another
to have Asanoyama send a dude off of the dohyo altogether whose trying to win.
Fortunately for the faux-zeki, nobody has actually fought 100% against him
leading to that 8-0 start.
I've touched on the Aoiyama bout, and yesterday against Takarafuji, Fuji just
had the C3PO arms going from the tachi-ai lightly mawari-komu'ing to his left as
he allowed Asanoyama to get an easy left arm inside and score the four second
force out win where no force was actually exerted by either guys. Just to watch
how lethargic Takarafuji is and how useless his hands are the entire bout is a
clear indication of mukiryoku sumo on his part.
But that's been the template for every single finish in Asanoyama's bouts so
far. Puff sumo where the opponent just walks back that last step. It's either
that or the sumo association is trying to save water by having certain rikishi
go so light that no one needs to shower after the bout.
The
same analysis given to Asanoyama applies to both Suckiwake, Shodai and
Mitakeumi, who check in at the turn with 7-1 records apiece. Coincidentally,
the two met up today in a bout that could have been straight up. It's hard to
tell sometimes when the only baseline you have to go off of his pure yaocho the
first seven days. From the tachi-ai, Mitakeumi showed interest in getting the
left arm inside but pulled that limb back for no reason whereupon he kinda kept
both hands near Shodai's teets not doing much of anything. As for Shodai, his
left arm was positioned up and under Mitakeumi's right, and after a few seconds
of both rikishi spinning their wheels in the mud from the tachi-ai, Shodai moved
left going for a tsuki-otoshi with the left arm into Mitakeumi's right side.
Shodai also pulled down at Mifakeumi's head with the right hand sending his
fellow Suckiwake down with ease, and it looked to me that Mitakeumi took a dive
here. Once again, it's hard to tell when all of the bouts are like this, but no
one came away from this contest going, "Wow, that was chikara-zumo."
On day 7, Shodai got his ass kicked by Aoiyama all the way to the edge of the
dohyo in a second and a half, and then the wily Bulgarian just stopped for no
reason allowing Shodai to evade this way and that. Shodai did evade but had
nothing set up for a counter move, and Aoiyama had multiple times to square up
and shove his foe off the dohyo, but in the end he just "bit" hook line and
sinker a weak pull from Shodai and walked his way out of the dohyo and into the
corner by the bucket of salt and then down the stairs to the safety of the arena
floor.
As for Mitakeumi, his day 7 opponent was Abi who suddenly withdrew from the
basho giving Mitakeumi the win by default. The media wouldn't report it at
first, but we all knew where he went. I finally saw it today on the Monday
morning news that his oyakata withdrew him from the basho after learning he went
to one of those girlie establishments...twice. The Association has guidelines in
place that rikishi are only to venture outside their stables for essential
activates, and so my question is: who gets to determine what's
"essential?"
Moving right along, Terunofuji is the final 7-1 rikishi at the midpoint,
and he has just been stellar all basho. On Saturday, he shrugged off a quick
moro-zashi from Wakatakakage by wrapping both arms around tight from the outside
and scoring another kime-dashi win. I mentioned it early, but we haven't seen
the art of the kime-dashi like this since Takanonami...a real Ozeki back in his
day.
On Sunday, Terunofuji got the easy right inside and left outer grip against
Nishikigi and then took his time working Nishikigi this way and that and then
finally across. Terunofuji's only "blemish" so far was his throwing a bout to
Takayasu, and I was mildly amused that the press touted that bout as a contest
between two former Ozeki. Uh, no. That was a former Ozeki and a guy who never
deserved the rank, and now that I think about it, how similar are the paths of
Takayasu and Asanoyama?
Everybody liked those two guys as they battled in the rank and file, and both
dudes has decent tools, but when the powers that be decided to make them both
Ozeki, their sumo just turned rank. I mean, the best word to describe
Asanoyama's sumo these days is SoftyNoYama. As for Takayasu, I've thoroughly
enjoyed watching him this basho fight from his true level on the banzuke.
Dropping
down to the 6-2 level, Kotoeko and Kotoshogiku's records are a
complete joke, and I'm not even going to bother commenting on their fake wins.
Kotoshogiku (pictured at right "defeating" Chiyotairyu) tallied his 714th
victory today in the division which puts him in a tie 6th place all time.
They had Kisenosato in the booth today providing color during the forgettable
moment, and I've never heard a guy who can talk the entire two hours and not say
a single thing. Definitely a lowlight of the Day 8 broadcast.
Kotoshogiku's counterpart and stablemate Kotoshoho is worth noting simply
because there's a movement in the media to make him the next Next. On Saturday
he executed his best tachi-ai of the tournament knocking Shimanoumi back with
some oomph, but he didn't have the tools to finish things off (what happened to
this double-edged sword business?). After winning the tachi-ai, Shimanoumi was
able to work the bout in hidari-yotsu where Shimanoumi had the right outer grip,
but credit Kotoshoho for using his length to square things up and turn the bout
to gappuri yotsu. From there, you would normally expect a good chest to chest
battle or a nage-no-uchi-ai, and in this case we got neither. Kotoshoho went for
a hurried attack with the left inside belt grip, and instead of digging in and
countering with the left outer grip (the more advantageous position), Shimanoumi
just crumpled to the dohyo landing on his right shoulder. Good tachi-ai but fake
finish here as Shimanoumi took the dive.
On Sunday, Kotoshoho was unable to bully Sadanoumi from the tachi-ai, and due to
a lack of any pressure applied by the rookie, Sadanoumi easily worked his way
into the right inside position and a left outer grip. Unlike yesterday's bout
where Shimanoumi made no effort to keep his foe away from an outer, the veteran
Sadanoumi kept his can back and stayed low. The problem here for NoSho is that
he hasn't been forced to fight out of a position like this, and so he had no
idea how to defend. After forcing KotoNoSho back a step, Sadanoumi quickly
shifted gears and threw him back into the center of the ring using the best
outer belt throw I think we've seen all basho. Sadanoumi easily handled the
"next Taiho" in this bout taking a bit more bloom off of the rookie's rose.
Tamawashi is the highest ranked rikishi at 6-2. Today he dominated the
tachi-ai with a stiff arm into Nishikigi's neck, and when Nishikigi attempted to
counter by swiping away The Mawashi's arm, Tamawashi countered with a pull
attempt that worked on the first try.
Tamawashi should be even better, but he obviously threw his bout against Enho
the day before going for that ever potent hold of clutching onto your opponents
right wrist with the left hand. I mean, we see when Enho just gets his ass
kicked the first thing his foes do is grab him tightly from over the top, but
Tamawashi was completely mukiryoku here faking a few moves before allowing Enho
to force him out.
I guess since Enho is still one of the top three rikishi according to the
fans, it's worth mentioning they're keeping him alive at 4-4.
Myogiryu has managed a 6-2 record simply because he's better than most of
his opponents in the rank and file, but I just can't see him being part of the
finish, so let's move on.
If
Asanoyama is soft, Takakeisho is hapless. His tachi-ai against Kagayaki
on Saturday was the single worst tachi-ai of the basho. The dude came up out of
his crouch literally hopping with both feet and landing so that his feet were
perfectly aligned across the starting line. Think about it. You have a tsuppari
guy like Kagayaki whose also one of the tallest in the division. If he comes
with his normal tsuppari tachi-ai and catches Takakeisho in that position, he'd
topple him similarly to how Okinoumi toppled Takakeisho early on in the basho.
Kagayaki played nice and allowed Takakeisho to tsuki-otoshi him down on
Saturday, but Sunday was a different story. Against Hokutofuji today, the M5 was
looking to win, and so he took advantage of another horrible tachi-ai today from
the faux-zeki striking hard and then moving left with that extended arm and
knocking Takakeisho forward and down with an early tsuki-otoshi. It didn't even
last two seconds, and all Takakeisho could manage was two hops with feet
perfectly aligned both hops. This dude is gawd awful, and he's lucky to be
checking in at 5-3.
In other news, Kotonowaka withdrew on Sunday after getting pushed down
awkwardly in his bout against Kaisei yesterday. In that bout, Kotonowaka came
forward with two outstretched arms at the tachi-ai, but his stance was so timid.
Kaisei, normally a belt guy, decided to play the tsuki/oshi game and the result
was two solid pushes into BabyWaka that sent him back to the edge after the
first shove and then down across the straw as he tried to evade to his left when
the second volley came. It was just an awkward landing, and that's what happens
when these guys are not used to sound sumo basics in the ring.
I'll just end the wrap-up by stating that my favorite Japanese rikishi to watch
his basho has been Wakatakakage who finishes week 1 at 4-4. That record
includes a few bouts sold to the Sadogatake-beya, so he's been performing even
better than his record shows.
I'm not even going to attempt a forecast for week 2 because yaocho is just so
hard to predict, but here is the NHK leaderboard as we head into the final week:
Day 6 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) As
I read the morning headlines prior to the day 6 bouts, I noticed that the hype
for Kotoshoho is gaining steam. One headline proclaimed a quote from the former
Kisenosato, "He's so well grounded. He's at a different level than I was for my
Makuuchi debut." This was a purposeful quote because Kisenosato entered the
Makuuchi division when he was 19, and so the subtle message is sent that if
Kisenosato made it to Yokozuna, what about this new kid whose even better than I
was?!
Then there was a comment from the former Mitoizumi, "He's got tools that we
haven't seen in a long time." The ironic thing about Mitoizumi's statement is
that it wasn't that long ago that Terunofuji was a rookie in Makuuchi. Now THAT
dude had some serious tools, and so far it doesn't look to me as if he's lost
them. If you're new to sumo to the extent that you did not see Terunofuji when
he entered the division, then you sadly missed the last LEGITIMATE rise and
promotion of a rikishi to the Ozeki rank.
One headline I failed to mention from Day 5 regarding Kotoshoho is that his 5-0
start is the first time that a rookie has gone undefeated during the jobansen
since Ichinojo. And where is Ichinojo now? He ain't in Makuuchi and that's
because he's a foreigner. Whether it's politics or sumo wrestling, it is so
interesting how the media works in tandem to spin these narratives that
unfortunately too many people believe.
Enough of that. Let's get to the day's action that started out very well but
unfortunately petered out in the end.
M16 Nishikigi was lazy with his arms at the tachi-ai and waltzed right into
moro-zashi from J3 Azumaryu. He still gave a decent effort pinching in tight and
forcing Ryu back near the edge, but when Azumaryu dug in and halted Nishikigi's
momentum, he had just taken his foe's best shot. And that meant it was time for
Azumaryu to attack himself taking advantage of his gassed opponent, and so he
used his moro-zashi to twist Nishikigi this way and that and right across the
ropes. Very well done as the Juryo rikishi moves to 4-2 while Nishikigi falls to
2-4
The
most compelling matchup of the day was rookie M15 Kotoshoho vs. M17 Terunofuji.
The two clashed chest to chest at the tachi-ai in the migi-yotsu position where
Terunofuji easily grabbed a left outer grip, and normally this would spell
curtains for anyone, but there was still the question of would Terunofuji let up
for the over-hyped Kotoshoho. Thankfully he would not because despite Shoho's
best effort to counter with a left inside belt throw, he wasn't able to throw
Fuji the Terrible completely off balance or break that outer grip. The counter
move was fairly effective, however, and made Terunofuji hop a bit and lose his
inside position, but before Kotoshoho could establish moro-zashi, Terunofuji
forced him over and out easy as you please.
A really good rikishi would have realized that he had the chance for moro-zashi
after that counter inside throw. Course, moro-zashi against Terunofuji is
largely worthless, and T-Fuji is even better than Takanonami was at winning
despite giving up both insides. I think in time and with experience, Kotoshoho
will make that adjustment, but he was clueless today. He also wasn't aware of
his position in the ring because he stepped out unknowingly before making
Terunofuji force him across even that last half step. As crazy as it sounds,
though, this was Kotoshoho's best sumo of the basho. That inside belt throw made
Fuji think for just a bit, and it's the best move we've seen from the rookie so
far. Still, he was KotoNoShow today when the bout wasn't paid for as both
rikishi end the day at 5-1. And before we move on, the ease with which
Terunofuji latched onto the rookie's belt from the outside today shows what a
joke it was that he kept giving the outer grip up against Takayasu yesterday.
M17 Kotoyuki uselessly moved to his right against M13 Takayasu going for a weak
tsuki into Takayasu's left shoulder, but Takayasu easily turned on a dime and
shoved his compromised opponent's arse back and across for the easy victory.
Takayasu showed today just how easy it is for a guy who has been henka'd to at
least attempt to square back up with his opponent, and it was nice to see
Kotoyuki defeated after that oily tachi-ai. Remember when the tachi-ai henka was
my biggest issue with sumo? Those were the days...
Takayasu moves to 4-2 with the nice win while Kotoyuki falls to 1-5.
M15 Chiyomaru "struck" M13 Kotonowaka with two useless kachi-age into Baby
Waka's torso at the tachi-ai before immediately just backing up and faking a few
pulls. Not even Kotonowaka could screw that up as he nimbly moved forward and
pushed Chiyomaru back and across. I'm not sure that push is the right term.
There never was a shove from the youngster that actually forced Maru back. He
was retreating backwards of his own volition with Baby Waka in tow trying to
keep up. Puff bout for sure here as Kotonowaka is gifted his 4-2 record while
Chiyomaru falls to
M14 Wakatakakage henka'd to his left against M12 Sadanoumi putting both hands
against Umi's shoulder and head actually lifting himself up higher off the dohyo
using Sadanoumi as a perch. That extra weight forced Sadanoumi into an immediate
roll across the dohyo giving Wakatakakage the quick and dirty win. I was a bit
disappointed because Wakatakakage has been my favorite rikishi so far in the
first half bouts. Well, I guess there's also Terunofuji, but Wakatakakage evens
things up at 3-3 while Sadanoumi falls to 2-4.
M12 Shohozan came with his usual right hari-te against M16 Kotoeko that had
little effect, and so Kotoeko was able to move right and swipe Shohozan a bit
sideways knocking the dark one out of his inside position. The problem was that
Kotoeko had no oshi attack whatsoever, and so he chased Shohozan this way and
that in a busy bout that had little significant contact, and in the end,
Shohozan nicely timed a shove attempt from Kotoeko moving to the side and
swiping him right out of the ring. Shohozan picks up his first win at 1-5 while
Kotoeko falls to 4-2.
After some shenanigans at the tachi-ai from M14 Kotoshogiku, he finally charged
against M11 Tochinoshin into the migi-yotsu position, but Shin grabbed the left
outer grip so easily it was laughable. After forcing the Geeku over in front of
the chief judge's seat as if to win by yori-kiri, Tochinoshin changed on a dime
and dumped Kotoshogiku back into the center of the ring with an easy outer belt
throw for good measure. If Tochinoshin was as annoyed as I was by Kotoshogiku's
stall tactics at the tachi-ai, it probably explains why he wasted no time in
kicking Kotoshogiku's ass today. Both rikishi end the day at 4-2.
M9 Tamawashi was up high and largely flat-footed at the tachi-ai against M10
Myogiryu perhaps expecting something shifty from his opponent. Myogiryu came
straight forward, though, and was able to stand toe to toe with The
Mawashi...for all of one and half seconds, and then it was Tamawashi's turn to
get the tsuppari going, and as he drove Myogiryu back a step or two creating
separation, Myogiryu put both hands forward as if he was saying, "I just dare
you to advance into this pull trap." Well, Tamawashi did and sent Myogiryu off
of the mound altogether making him hop over the basket of salt in his corner.
Both rikishi here finish the day at 5-1.
M9 Ikioi came with a right kachi-age against M11 Shimanoumi leaving it pressing
into Umi's chest for a bit as the two worked their way into a stalemate in the
center of the ring where both pushed against each others shoulders with straight
arms. A few seconds after this, Ikioi went for a quick swipe down that had zero
effect. Well, the effect was that it was Shimanoumi's cue to finally rush
forward and shove his compromised opponent clear off the dohyo, and that he did
nicely moving to 2-4 while Ikioi fell to the same mark.
M8 Ishiura shaded to his left against M10 Kaisei coming away with the inside
belt grip that he used to spin Kaisei around a bit, but Kaisei recovered and had
his left positioned well to the inside and his right arm flirting with the
inside on the other side. Instead of lifting his lightweight foe upright and
demanding moro-zashi or at least a chest to chest conflict, Kaisei kept his arms
outside and non-committed letting Ishiura work from the initial inside left belt
position to eventually spin the defenseless Kaisei around and down leaving both
fellas at 2-4. Wow, this is only the second yaocho I've called today and we're
nearly done with the first half bouts!!
M6
Enho henka'd to his left as M8 Chiyotairyu intentionally threw both arms high
and into thin air, and Enho's next move was to grab Chiyotairyu around the inner
thight (fresh!) with the right hand while maintaining a left grip at the back of
the belt, but Enho did not have the strength to life Chiyotairyu's stump off of
the dohyo. This allowed Chiyotairyu to finally square back up somewhat, but he
made no effort to grab his wily foe who was just standing there instead diving
down in anticipation of an okuri-taoshi attempt. Problem was, no okuri-taoshi
came, and so with Chiyotairyu just diving over, Enho made up for it by jumping
on his opponent's back as if he had just tackled him. Watching the slow motion
replay here, it's obvious the only reason Chiyotairyu went down is because he
dove down. The two ended the day at 3-3 apiece.
M5
Abi was proactive today against M6 Ryuden, and it seems like for the first time
in a long time we got to see the firehose tsuppari. Problem was for Abi is that
Ryuden is too big and stout to really be pushed around, and so Ryuden awkwardly
attempted to fight back with tsuppari of his own. The action went this way and
that covering most of the dohyo, and at one point Abi had both arms at the back
of Ryuden's head, but he wasn't grounded enough to the dohyo to execute a true
pull, and so back they went to the other side of the dohyo where Ryuden finally
pivoted left and yanked the tired Abi down for good. These are two of my
favorite rikishi in the upper half, so I was a bit disappointed to see such a
sloppy affair. Ryuden limps forward to 2-4 as Abi is even steven at 3-3.
M7 Tokushoryu and M5 Hokutofuji spent more time twisting their wrists prior to
the tachi-ai than they did performing actual sumo. Hokutofuji struck well at the
tachi-ai driving back Tokushoryu a step or two, and then for no explicable
reason, Hokutofuji just ducked his head down as if to say, "Pull me down now ya
dumbass." Tokushoryu's reaction was to reach for the back of Hokutofuji's belt
with the left, but he really couldn't yank Hokutofuji forward and out, and so
Hokutofuji just dove out of the ring himself as Tokushoryu looked to catch up
with a tsuki-otoshi. The ending was so awkward that Tokushoryu actually stumbled
forward and landed on top of Hokutofuji which is a sure sign of yaocho. In a
real bout, the victor has planted himself to the dohyo with one leg as he makes
his move, but in a fake bout, the victor largely has to catch up and can't stop
himself from tripping over his opponent lying there in his own gore. This was a
joke bout as Tokushoryu buys his way to 3-3 while Hokutofuji falls to 4-2.
M4 Aoiyama was cautious at the tachi-ai against M7 Terutsuyoshi watching for a
henka and keeping his arms stiff, and when the henka didn't come, Aoiyama
advanced across his starting line looking for the kill as Terutsuyoshi skirted
left hoping for a crafty pull. It would never form, however, and so Aoiyama
easily shoved his compromised opponent back and across from there quick as you
please. Aoiyama evens things at 3-3 while Terutsuyoshi falls to 2-4.
M4 Kagayaki caught M1 Yutakayama by the neck at the tachi-ai with both hands but
wasn't driving forward. As for Yutakayama, he just stood there failing to swipe
Kagayaki's arms away, and then after a second or two, he just backed up with no
real pressure coming from his foe. With Yutakayama now compromised and moving
backwards, Kagayaki just advanced forward and pushed him out with ease from
there. I'm not sure of the politics behind this one, but Yutakayama was
mukiryoku. These two rikishi are evenly matched in my opinion, so I was
disappointed that we didn't get an honest, hard-fought bout. Kagayaki lands at
3-3 while Yutakayama is still an o'fer.
Komusubi Daieisho unleashed two effective volleys into M2 Takanosho knocking him
upright and back, and all Takanosho could do was swing a weak right hand into
Daieisho's left shoulder, and that was Daieisho's cue to start falling off
balance and just stumble forward without even trying to square back up with his
foe. As Takanosho advanced, Daieisho pretended to put on the brakes at the edge,
but "slipped" backwards as Takanosho came in to finish him off. What a fake
bout. Daieisho dominated the tachi-ai here and then all of a sudden just went
limp after the weakest of touches from his foe. Both rikishi end the day at 3-3.
M1
Endoh had the clear path to the front of Suckiwake Shodai's belt with the right
arm, but he chose not to grab it and just pulled back. As for Shodai, he lamely
had both arms extended forward but was doing nothing, and so Endoh grabbed the
left arm and pulled Shodai dangerously off balance, but Endoh stopped short of
silling the dill. As the two awkwardly squared back up, they found themselves in
hidari-yotsu where Endoh had the right outer grip, and he instinctively went for
the force-out kill driving Shodai to the brink...whereupon, Endo just let him
out of it altogether allowing Shodai to spin away to one side. Endoh spun
himself to the other side, and as both rikishi turned around to face each other,
they actually collided in the center of the ring. As was the case the entire way
so far, Endoh was still in full control and so he grabbed Shodai's right arm and
had the clear path to just yank him out of the ring again, but he stopped
mid-pull and just stood there at the rope waiting for Shodai to nudge him
across. Wow, what a terribly orchestrated bout here, and Shodai is so hapless.
Endoh dominated this one in a classic yaocho where the loser literally does all
the work. Shodai's 5-1 mark is a joke while Endoh falls to 1-5.
Suckiwake
Mitakeumi and Komusubi Okinoumi met up in hidari-yotsu where Okinoumi knocked
his opponent back a full step. The taller Okinoumi also had the easy path to the
right outer grip, and he instinctively put his right hand forward a few times
but purposefully refrained from actually grabbing the belt. With Okinoumi
clearly letting up at this point, he allowed Mitakeumi to force him back the
other way, and when Mitakeumi put his right hand into Okinoumi's left side as if
to set up a tsuki-otoshi, Okinoumi just curled to his right directly in front of
Mitakeumi just plopping to the dohyo in as fake a fall as you'd care to see. My
goodness this was such an easy yaocho call as MiFakeUmi is gifted his 6-0 start
while Okinoumi falls to 3-3.
M3
Kiribayama shaded to his left against Takakeisho offering a stiff arm into
Takakeisho's side as the faux-zeki was unable to make his foe pay for the
lateral movement. Still, instead of grabbing Takakeisho's belt with the left and
swinging him out, Kiribayama stood there and waited for Takakeisho to square
back up and go for a shove, but it had no effect against the stationery
Kiribayama. When Takakeisho attempted the second volley, the Mongolian next
wildly jumped to his left putting an arm at the top of Takakeisho's head as if
to pull, but the pull never came. As Takakeisho squared back up, he walked right
into the left arm inside and a right outer grip for Kiribayama, and Kiribayama
couldn't resist at this point lifting Takakeisho up nearly off his feet by the
front of the belt and just bulldozing him across the ring and onto his arse in
the front row of the suna-kaburi.
What a strange bout this was. Kiribayama had multiple chances to easily finish
off his foe, but he kept letting him hang around, and then in the end, he just
kicked Takakeisho's ass. Regardless of what Kiribayama was thinking in there,
the main takeaway in this is that Takakeisho was completely clueless and never
once scored a decent shot against his opponent. I mean, Kiribayama dictated this
one start to finish and just schooled his foe and further exposed just what a
fraud Takakeisho and his fake rank of Ozeki are. The best word to describe
Takakeisho's sumo is "hapless" as he falls to 4-2 while Kiribayama moves to 2-4.
Speaking of fraud Ozeki, Asanoyama was greeted by M2 Onosho with a stiff right
paw to the neck, which Asanoyama could not fight off, and so Onosho quickly
relented putting his right arm inside and keeping his hips close to an easy left
outer grip from Asanoyama. At least Asanoyama knew what to do with the gifted
right arm inside and left outer grip, and so he immediately forced Onosho over
and out with zero resistance. I guess for Onosho's part, he did pull his outside
left arm away from his opponent's body while patting Asanoyama's back with his
right hand as he was being forced out, so there was that. Otherwise, this was
just a puff bout of sumo where Onosho won the tachi-ai and then relented from
there. Asanoyama is an undeserved 6-0 while Onosho falls to 0-6.
Yokozuna
Hakuho crushed M3 Takarafuji back from the starting lines getting the left
inside and driving with his chest, and before Hakuho could grab the right outer
grip, Takarafuji attempted a quick counter pull as he shaded left, but the
Yokozuna was so far into his craw that it turned into a two and half second
moro-zashi victory for the Yokozuna. Hakuho is a perfect 6-0 while Takarafuji
falls to 2-4.
As we head into the first weekend, we'll see what happens in terms of reporting,
so stay tuned.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) I
was scanning the headlines around noon on Day 5, and the biggest headline that
jumped out to me compared Kotoshoho to Taiho of all rikishi. It read that
Kotoshoho is a "double-edged" sword meaning that he can attack from the belt or
compete with shoves. I don't know when I've been so incredulous before because
you can go back and watch all four of his bouts this basho, and he has yet to
employ shoves or a belt attack an any of them. His sumo has been slow and
reactive, and everyone of his foes has let the dude win. At 191 centimeters and
20 years of age, I can see why he officially received the label of "hope" in the
article, but I'm just baffled by the lack of objective analysis from the
Japanese media.
Kotoshoho still hasn't broken into the "most watched bouts of the day" survey
that NHK reports on during the broadcast. That's dominated by Asanoyama,
Takakeisho, and Enho...the three rikishi the fans are told to root for. Now, the
articles in the funnies don't come out and explicitly tell the fans to root for
this person or that person, but day after day a narrative is spun in the media
and the fans just pick up on it and accept it. Free thinkers the Japanese ain't,
but that's why sumo still has a pulse.
With that, let's head into Day 5, and I'll still continue to cover all of the
bouts on the day.
Kotoeko and Tobizaru looked lost at the tachi-ai with each rikishi kinda sorta
doing tsuppari because they had to. With no one taking charge, the two ebbed
over to the side of the ring where they finally hooked up in migi-yotsu. I've
never seen Tobizaru fight before, so I can't comment on his sumo content, but it
was clear he was doing nothing the entire bout. At the edge, Kotoeko went for an
awkward right scoop throw, and Tobizaru just played along putting his right hand
down flat against the dohyo with no other part of his body touching down. The
headlines are making quite a deal of the Sadogatake-beya rikishi this basho, and
it's been hard to avoid them since five of them occupy the bottom ranks of the
banzuke, but the sumo from them has been horrible. I'm not sure how this is all
being bank rolled, but Kotoeko bought this one as well as he moves to 4-1 while
Tobizaru falls to 2-3.
M15 Chiyomaru looked to take charge at the tachi-ai against M16 Nishikigi firing
high shoves into his neck, but Nishikigi withstood the attack well moving left
at the edge and throwing Chiyomaru off of his rhythm just enough to wear
Nishikigi baited Maru into a pull attempt. Once that came, Nishikigi completely
turned the tables firing tsuppari of his own that sent Chiyomaru back and across
in mere seconds. Nishikigi moves to 2-3 with the win while Chiyomaru falls to
0-5.
The recently-retired Toyonoshima was in the mukou-joumen chair today, and so
they spent some of the broadcast focusing on the highlights of his career. As
part of the festivities, NHK showed a recorded clip where they skyped or zoomed
with Kotoshogiku asking him to comment on his career rival. I wasn't really
paying attention to what the Geeku was saying, but I did note the horrible
connection. The screen was blurry and the end of each word from Kotoshogiku was
followed by a squeak as if he was calling up from a coal mine a few hundred
meters below the surface. It makes sense though that with all the money the
stable has been using to buy up bouts so far, they just can't afford to upgrade
their innernet.
Moving
right along, the one Sadogatake guy who isn't consistently getting his bouts
paid for is M17 Kotoyuki who was paired against M14 Wakatakakage. Yuki was genki
at first firing a few tsuppari up high, but Wakatakakage easily survived and was
able to duck under the shoves, move laterally, and ultimately force Kotoyuki
into thoughts of pulling. Once that happened, Wakatakakage took control with
shoves of his own that sent Kotoyuki back and across with ease. Wakatakakage
moves to 2-3 with the win while Kotoyuki is the red-headed stepchild of the
stable at 1-4. Before we move on, Wakatakakage's sum oin general has been
better than all five Sadogatake guys put together.
M17
Terunofuji reached for a left frontal belt grip against M13 Takayasu, but
instead of demanding it, he just backed up as the bout was trying to go to
hidari-yotsu. With nothing but inaction from Terunofuji, Takayasu offered a nice
swipe that allowed him to get the right arm inside, but Terunofuji complied with
his own right inside position causing Mainoumi to comment, "You don't want to go
chest to chest with Terunofuji like that." He stopped short of adding, "When
he's trying to beat you," because Fuji was not trying to win this one from the
start. Instead of latching onto Takayasu's belt or raising the former Ozeki up
high, Terunofuji just leaned in and waited for Takayasu to begin his attack. A
couple of times, Terunofuji reached for and got his hand on a left outer grip
(which is why I chose the pic at left), but he pulled away from it two or three
times signaling his intentions like a gentleman on the first date. Takayasu
ultimately mounted a proper yori charge, and Terunofuji just went along standing
upright and walking back across not even thinking about a counter move. You
can't take away from Takayasu's solid sumo basics here as he moves to 3-2, but
Terunofuji let him win as Fuji the Terrible suffers his first loss.
And
that brings us to everyone's new hope, M15 Kotoshoho who was paired against M12
Shohozan. Shohozan came with a quick right hari-te while shading right
accidentally getting both arms inside for moro-zashi. The NHK Announcer even
commented that it looked like Shohozan was taking charge here (pic at right),
and he actually was. It just wasn't in an effort to win the bout but rather by
instinct. Instead of capitalizing on moro-zashi and digging in, Shohozan
just continued to mawari-komu to his right as Kotoshoho tried to keep up with a
right kote-nage. The
end
result was Shohozan just spinning around and falling over the ring's edge, and
it was ruled kote-nage in the end, but just to watch the flow of this bout it's
like Shohozan doing that hari-te and then dancing laterally until he had thrown
himself right out the ring. There was no grunting or chest to chest sumo here,
and it was sorta like that kote-nage I mentioned earlier in the basho where
Kisenosato "defeated" Terunofuji to clinch the Yokozuna rank. Kotoshoho's feet
were not set for the throw, and it was just a matter of his keeping up with
Shohozan's antics. Kotoshoho moves to 5-0 while Shohozan falls to 0-5, and now
they've added "speed" as one of Kotoshoho's strengths. He's nimble, he's fast,
he's alert at the edge, he practices hard, and everything. They just can't break
down sound sumo moves in the dohyo because he hasn't exhibited them yet this
basho.
M12 Sadanoumi and M11 Tochinoshin hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai
where Tochinoshin reached for a left outer grip, but Sadanoumi denied him nicely
by forcing him upright. Shin quickly went for that left outer again but then
immediately moved to his right going for a kata-sukashi that caught Sadanoumi
off guard. With Sadanoumi now stumbling towards the edge off balance,
Tochinoshin simply escorted him out from behind with a hand to the belt. This
bout ended quickly before either rikishi could get established, but Tochinoshin
showed decent speed here moving to 3-2. As for Sadanoumi, he falls to 2-3.
M11 Shimanoumi was able to slip into moro-zashi against M14 Kotoshogiku from the
tachi-ai, but he just ducked out of it dipping his left shoulder downward giving
Kotoshogiku the ridiculously easy left other grip. Kotoshogiku also managed the
right arm inside whereupon Shimanoumi put his hands up high as if to pull and
the result was Kotoshogiku's sending him crashing off of the dohyo hard down to
the arena floor below. I know that Shimanoumi doesn't exactly equal solid sumo,
but giving up moro-zashi and going limp like that was actually dangerous to his
health. Sheesh. I mean, it looked like a great win for the Geeku in the eyes of
the sheep, but this was a clear yaocho in favor of the Sadogatake veteran who
moves to 4-1 with the gift while Shimanoumi falls hard to 1-4.
In
a decent bout, M10 Myogiryu caught M13 Kotonowaka flat-footed at the tachi-ai
enabling Myogiryu to push the youngster back early, and then Myogiryu took a
swipe with the left against Kotonowaka's right shoulder sending him and the
action to the other side of the ring. Kotonowaka survived the onslaught well,
though, and was able to square back up where both rikishi leaned into each other
with fully extended arms. After a few seconds of this stalemate, Myogiryu
mounted another charge causing Kotonowaka to mawari-komu nicely to his left
throwing Myogiryu off balance briefly, but Kotonowaka was unable to attack, and
so Myogiryu persisted again drawing a pull attempt from the kid, and from that
point Myogiryu sent him packing with a nice oshi-dashi win. Myogiryu moves to
5-0 if you need him while Kotonowaka cools a bit at 3-2.
Before we move on, I've seen Kotonowaka a few basho now, and he's a lot like
Kotoshoho. Neither dude can set anything up on their own, and while their size
allows them to survive in a bout like this, they are entirely reactive in
straight up bouts. They have not demonstrated the ability to set up their own
attacks. It doesn't mean they won't get there, but everything so far has
been fraudulent.
M10
Kaisei was lazy at the tachi-ai giving M9 Ikioi moro-zashi, but Kaisei did have
a solid left frontal grip on one side while he seemed to hesitate in grabbing
the right outer on the other side. It was there for the taking, and he did
finally latch on, but he just stood there and waited for pressure from Ikioi.
Said pressure came in the form of a left inside belt throw, and instead of
countering with a right outer belt throw...which would have been then natural
reaction, Kaisei just moved to the edge and fell across onto his arse. What an
unnatural fall here, which is the direct result of a fixed bout. Kaisei also
came up gimpy, and one of the first adages I ever learned watching sumo is that
if someone lets up in the ring, they're going to get hurt. And that was the case
today. I took a picture of the ending of this bout. In a proper bout where a
dude wins by an inner belt throw, the natural flow would have been a
nage-no-uchi-ai where Kaisei pivoted and countered with a right outer throw, but
he just collapsed of his own volition with little pressure coming from Ikioi,
and so at the edge, Ikioi is just awkwardly mounting the Brasilian. What bland
sumo as both rikishi end the day at 2-3.
M8 Ishiura attempted a lame henka to his left against M9 Tamawashi, but the
Mongolian wasn't fooled for an instant, and so he just pivoted to his right and
shoved Ishiura clear off the clay mound the instant he landed from his initial
jump. That was nice to see as Tamawashi moves to 4-1 while Ishiura falls to 1-4.
Speaking of henka. M8 Chiyotairyu moved to his right at the tachi-ai against M7
Terutsuyoshi immediately grabbing the back of his foe's belt with the right hand
while pulling down at the back of Teru's head with the left. There was no way a
small dude like Terutsuyoshi could survived this, and Chiyotairyu had him pulled
around and down in about two seconds. Chiyotairyu moves to 3-2 with the crafty
win while Terutsuyoshi falls to 2-3.
M6 Enho and M5 Hokutofuji were out of sync at the tachi-ai where Hokutofuji
jumped the gun a bit. While replays showed that Enho's left fist wasn't quite
touching down, watching live it looked as if both hands were down, so the ref
yelled hakke-yoi, and Hokutofuji attacked pushing Enho straight back to the edge
so fast it created a bit of separation. Enho instinctively crouched into that
defensive ball of his where he squats over the edge of the rope as if he's
camping in the wild and just enjoyed a can of chili for dinner, and Hokutofuji
offered one last shove that sent him off the dohyo altogether. You could see
Enho's hesitation at the tachi-ai, and yes, this should have been called back,
but does it really matter? If Hokutofuji's intention was to win the bout, Enho
cannot beat him, so let it be. Hokutofuji moves to 4-1 with the dominant win
while Enho falls to 2-3. We'll see how long it takes for Kotoshoho to supplant
Enho on the top three most-watched bouts from the day. Prior to the bout, Enho
was number one yesterday with the two faux-zeki bouts checking in at 2 and 3.
It's utterly amazing to me how easily manipulated the Japanese fans are.
Moving right along, if there has been one rikishi who has stood out to me this
basho, it's been M5 Abi. I just feel as if he's looked sharper than usual and so
filtering out all of the fake bouts, I've enjoyed watching Abi. Today he caught
M7 Tokushoryu by the neck with both hands from the tachi-ai, and as Tokushoryu
tried to shade left and swipe those arms away, Abi just continued his forward
momentum and easily shoved his compromised opponent off of the dohyo in three
short seconds. Abi moves to 3-2 with the good win while Tokushoryu falls to 2-3.
I often point out the difference between Enho losses and then his fake wins as
the contrast is so blatant. Another aspect of sumo to watch with M4 Aoiyama is
whether or not he crosses the starting lines in his tsuppari attack. When he
sells his bouts, he never crosses his starting line, but when he means bidness,
he steps across it straightway as he unleashes his beefy shoves. Unfortunately
for M6 Ryuden, it was the latter for Aoiyama today and he easily bullied Ryuden
back two steps from the tachi-ai and then reversed gears pulling his foe down in
with a nice offensively-minded hataki-komi. Nothing Ryuden could do hear as he
falls to 1-4 while Aoiyama moves to just 2-3.
M4 Kagayaki won the tachi-ai against M2 Takanosho with his tsuppari attack
knocking Takanosho back a step, and as Takanosho pivoted to his right, Kagayaki
just continued to move forward as if his eyes were closed allowing Takanosho to
easily push him over and out in about three seconds. This bout was fixed from
the get go as any sane rikishi trying to win would have squared up there. I
mean, it wasn't as if we need to rename Takanosho as The Flash because that move
to the right was defensive, not offensive. For Kagayaki's part, he just kept his
head ducked and kept moving forward into thin air making it appear as if it was
a nice win for his opponent. Takanosho bought this one as he moves to 2-3 while
Kagayaki is a notorious seller falling to the same record.
In the sanyaku ranks, Komusubi Daieisho met up with M1 Yutakayama in a bout that
was very entertaining. Both rikishi traded stiff tsuppari with Daieisho gaining
the slight edge methodically forcing Yutakayama back and to the side. Yutakayama
defended well, but it was just that...a defensive posture, and so Daieisho
eventually worked Yutakayama upright enough to where Daieisho perfectly timed a
Yutakayama thrust by moving to the side and swiping at the back of Yutakayama's
shoulder sending him sprawling across the clay. I thought the fall was a bit
exaggerated, but Daieisho dominated the bout and was/is the better rikishi. He
moves to 3-2 while Yutakayama falls to 0-5.
M1
Endoh kept his hands out of harm's way against Suckiwake Mitakeumi at the
tachi-ai. I mean, if you were asked to describe Endoh's usual initial charge,
you'd have to mention his reaching for a frontal belt grip, but he kept his
hands away from everything here adding insult to injury by staying upright. The
result was Mitakeumi's driving him back and into the last row of the suna-kaburi
in about two seconds. Still, did this "feel" like Chiyotairyu doing the same
thing to a weaker foe when he wants to win straight forward? No. This was a
quiet bout due to Endoh's lack of reciprocity with any force into his opponent,
and so it was a very lightweight oshi-dashi win for Mitakeumi where Endoh was
already planning where to land at the edge. In fact, I went back and
watched the bout live trying to detect any sounds of the two clashing, and after
the initial head butt it was as if I was watching a silent film from the
1920's...minus the sweet piano music of course. Yaocho here as the Suckiwake
moves to 5-0 while Endoh quietly retreats to 1-4.
Komusubi Okinoumi completely dominated the tachi-ai against Suckiwake Shodai
demanding the left inside position with a right outer grip to boot, but you
could just see Okinoumi keeping himself upright instead of bearing down into his
opponent, and so as Shodai moved left and applied some pressure with a weak left
sukui-nage, Okinoumi incredibly let go of his own left inside position and just
hopped over to the side and out playing along with that girly scoop throw
attempt from Shodai. I mean, where do I even start with this one?? Let's
see...I've mentioned that Okinoumi dominated the tachi-ai...I mentioned that he
just let go of his inside position--an unthinkable move...oh, and there was also
the lack of a nage-no-uchi-ai at the edge. If your opponent goes for a scoop
throw with the left and you have a right outer grip, you absolutely apply
counter pressure there, especially after having dominated the tachi-ai. But I'm
wasting bandwidth here going through all this. Okinoumi (3-2) completely went
limp giving Shodai the cheap, cheap win and undeserved 4-1 record. My
intelligence is officially insulted.
Problem is, I know we're not finished so lets move onto the fauz-zeki. M3
Kiribayama moved left at the tachi-ai against Asanoyama grabbing the early outer
grip on that side as he spun Asanoyama around. Normally, you just continue on
with this momentum and swing your foe around and out, but when Kiribayama
refrained and let Asanoyama square back up with the firm right inside position,
I just rolled my eyes. After the initial melee the two dug into a stalemate in
the center of the ring for a dozen seconds or so, and then Kiribayama made a few
yori threats leading with the left outer, and you could just see he
could
have lifted Asanoyama completely upright and forced him back. As part of these
short attacks, Asanoyama countered with a right scoop throw that seemed to keep
Kiribayama at bay, but all that signaled to Kiribayama was, "I've just taken my
opponent's best shot and easily survived." As for Asanoyama, he had no idea what
to do after that and was at the complete mercy of his opponent. About 75 seconds
into the bout and Asanoyama doing absolutely nothing, Kiribayama went for an
unnecessary maki-kae with the left aligning his feet and squatting down a bit
signaling to Asanoyama, "here ya go." Asanoyama moved forward grabbing a right
outer grip and easily dispatched the Mongolian from there facing no resistance.
How often do we see a bout where the loser dictates everything and dominates for
95% of the time, and then all of a sudden the Japanese darling wins in the end
thanks to a bone-headed move from his opponent. If we're talking about the Ozeki
rank, I think it's the Ozeki who needs to dominate, not the other way around.
What a joke as Asanoyama is gifted his fifth win in as many days as Kiribayama
falls to 1-4.
Moving
right along, M3 Takarafuji just stood there for Takakeisho, and the faux-zeki
still couldn't move him around. Takakeisho tried a few weak shoves, and then he
moved right as if to pull before going back left and offering a weak swipe and
another pull. The end result of those first few seconds was Takakeisho standing
completely upright and vulnerable, but instead of driving forward, Takarafuji
just stood there with his hands not committed to anything. And so Takakeisho
resumed his...um...attack sticking and jabbing this way and that until finally
committing on a pull attempt. Takarafuji willingly just dove down throwing both
feet back up into the air as he broke his fall with both palms hitting the dirt.
This bout completely defied Newton's Three Laws of Motion...unless of course
extra force came from Takarafuji diving on his own. My goodness this is
pathetic stuff as Takakeisho moves to 4-1 while Hokutofuji literally falls to
2-3. Unbelievable.
In the
day's final bout, Yokozuna Hakuho attacked M2 Onosho hard with both hands
grabbing a left outer grip and alternating between the inside and outside
position with the right due to Onosho's inability to make up his mind on that
side. It all didn't really matter as Hakuho just pressed in with his size
advantage before dumping Onosho over to the side with an easy as you please left
outer grip. The contrast between Hakuho's sumo and the two doofuses ranked
beneath him is so blatant as the Yokozuna moves to 5-0 while Onosho falls to
0-5.
Well, that wraps up the joubansen, and it appears that a few more fans are
starting to occupy the seats, which is good. I'm not going to bother commenting
on the yusho or making any predictions because sumo has just one MO right now:
build up enough Japanese rikishi to keep the fans coming back.
Speaking of coming back, I do believe you have me through the weekend, so we'll
see what happens there.
Day 4 Comments (Gary Jones reporting) Terunofuji
(M17) 3-0 vs Chiyoshoma (J1) 0-3
Hello to all, it's been a while since Chiyoshoma has been in the top division
and I don't miss his crazy antics. Shot selection is a vital part of many
sports, quickly selecting the right move at the right time is more a product of
the
innate
ability of the mind than repetitive training. Some guys can just do it from day
one, others never really get there despite years of dedication. Witness a rookie
Hakuho switching effortlessly from effective oshi sumo to a lightning strike
nage attack. It was easy for him and shows a quick, confident intellect behind
the bulky frame. Ikioi is a match for Hakuho physically but the man's shot
selection is sluggish and riddled with uncertainty. So what does undersized
Chiyoshoma betray of himself to the world when he dives into the mass of
Terunofuji and tries to overpower him? Answer, the boy is crazy. Absolutely
crazy. Of course he lost, the Terror Kime'd him up and dashi'ed him out.
Kime-dashi, yep that was the right thing to do.
Nishikigi (M16) 1-2 vs Tochinoshin (M11) 1-2
Yes Tochinoshin is looking stronger this tournament, not back to full strength,
but much improved. He's more stable on those legs and not angling his weak one
away to the rear anymore. But he's a long way off his career beast. Today he
went for the uwate grip from the get-go and missed it when his opponent saw it
coming and pulled his hips away. Fortunately he was only in there with
Nishikigi, who's looked disinterested in this basho from day one. Nishikigi
could have had the frontal grip but instead just brushed past it, twice. That
offensive hand finally came to rest on the massive lump of meat Tochi calls a
thigh, just as Nishikigi was felled. It was a barely contested hataki-komi, but
it moves Tochinoshin's score to even. It looks like his only realistic goal is
to scrape his kachi-koshi, despite being down at M11.
Tamawashi (M9) 3-0 vs Shimanoumi (M11) 0-3
Look away child, avert your eyes! The sheer awfulness of this bout shouldn't be
seen by anyone under the age of 42. Shambolic Shimanoumi performed one offensive
maneuver, he moved forward. And it proved to be enough as a retreating single
yusho winner (does anyone think there will be a second?) Tamawashi tried to
change direction at the edge, stumbled and fell over, brought down by his own
betraying feet. Shimanoumi chased after him in a crouch, all alone as his first
victory happened before him. Lucky, lucky Shimanoumi. He has been awful so far
this basho and this doesn't change things one little bit. They plucked a
tsuki-otoshi kimari-te from the air for this one. Which is fitting as there was
quite a lot of air between them in the end.
Enho
(M6) 1-2 vs Aoiyama (M4) 1-2
The power of Enho compels you! Deathly pale Aoiyama, wrapped tight in his
bedroll bandages, dutifully rose up. The power of Enho compels you! Higher and
more upright rose the Bulgarian. The power of Enho compels you! Aoiyama threw
his hands to the air in thrusting exultation. The power of Enho compels you! The
430lb (194kg) beast lowered his head in submission. The power of Enho compels
you! Aoiyama stepped out of the ring in a trance-like state. The power of Enho
compels you! Aoiyama began to twitch an involuntary dance on the floor. The 12
year old girl ran away to safety before anyone could ask, how in Enho's name did
that just happen? Roll the end credits.
Onosho (M2) 0-3 vs Okinoumi (K) 2-1
As he is regrettably unskilled in the ethereal arts, Okinoumi could only to
resort to utilizing sumo technique and physique today. Starting well back from
the shikiri-sen to give his 34 year old body the extra bit of time needed, he
absorbed the initial impact with his bulk and put his left hand immediately
under the arm of Onosho and pushed up. That was the de-ashi dead in the water.
Okinoumi then used that same hand to dislodge and raise the follow-up thrusting
attack from Onosho. That was the offense dealt with. Okinoumi squeezed in tight
with his elbow, controlling Onosho and leaned in with his big body. That was the
end of Onosho. A strong oshi-dashi behind a magnificent ottsuke. How refreshing
was that?
Shodai
(S) 2-1 vs Kiribayama (M3) 1-2
Another day, another shocking display of forward moving sumo from Shodai. He
nailed the yori-kiri win in 3 seconds flat. True he had a 65lb (30kg) weight
advantage over the rookie but Shodai rarely uses it for anything other than
hanging in there and going the distance. Internet chatter is suggesting he's a
bit pissed that Asanoyama just leap-frogged over him for the promotion. I dunno
if I should believe something just because it's on the internet, I mean how much
does internet chat cost these days? Not much, look at us for starters. But could
he really be thinking that no-one would get promoted to Ozeki for year after
year? He was shin-Sekiwake back in 2017, that's 21 basho ago and despite his
terrific looking build for sumo he has made precisely one Ozeki run attempt. It
would be good for sumo if he can go one rank further in these, his peak years,
but he's more likely to go back to sleep by week two.
Yutakayama (M1) 0-3 vs Mitakeumi (S) 3-0 Another
man likely to leap-frog Shodai for the champ chair is Mitakeumi. He looks bigger
than before but he is coming out of that tachi-ai slower as well. He is probably
past his tipping point of ideal strength to weight ratio. Getting beaten to the
punch, he has been forced to give ground and re-group. After getting moved back
every bout it's his sheer bulk keeping him in it this basho. Good for Mitakeumi
then that Yutakayama has looked all bark and no bite this time round.
Yutakayama's hand placement has been appallingly bad. There's no point in having
all that size and strength if you don't direct it at a target. After Mitakeumi
came back into the bout behind a decent hazu-oshi and put some pressure on him,
Yutakayama crumpled to tsuki-otoshi in a very disappointing fashion. I hope for
his sake he meant to do that. At least then Yutakayama isn't that bad and can
come back strong tomorrow.
Takakeisho (O) 2-1 vs Endo (M1) 1-2
That was some ugly sumo the Ozeki was doing in there. It almost looks like he's
trying to invent a new style of sumo. Again we see him launching himself with
both legs to shoulder block the tackle dummy in front of him. All the better to
double up your power I suppose. His arms are so short in comparison to most
other rikishi that his thrusts don't have much extension on them, even if he had
generated the power to blast them back. He seems a bit surprised when they are
still standing in front of him after the enormous five inch heave he just
performed.
All
his opponents know that once they get Endo moving he has a hard time regaining a
stable position, so the overstuffed Ozeki just kept rinsing and repeating. As
long as he could keep Endo away from the mawashi he was still in it, until he
runs out of breath that is. That's usually within ten seconds for Taka Tadpole.
Eventually Endo made the mistake of stepping too close to the edge and
Takakeisho threw himself at Endo in yet another do or die effort to get a win.
Endo was stepping on the tawara, Takakeisho was crashing to the sand with
absolutely no control. O-sumo at it's finest. Or not. As he gasped for oxygen a
mono-ii ruled that Takakeisho is indeed a sumo champion. Oshi-dashi and win
number three.
Daieisho (K) 2-1 vs Asanoyama (O) 3-0 Mr
Consistency, Daieisho has won 7,8 or 9 wins for ten straight basho. And for most
of those he has been facing the top ranks, with much the same opponent list as
the Ozeki and Yokozuna. That's impressive stuff for a mostly overlooked pusher
thruster. He just needs that one magic ingredient to get an extra win per
tournament and he would be discussed as an Ozeki candidate along with Shodai,
Mitakeumi and of course Enho.
Daieisho is in danger of being sumo's next nearly man. A Wakanosato for the new
era. Nearly there but not quite. And he nearly beat Asanoyama again, Daieisho
had the shiny new Ozeki playing his violent game of shove and choke. Driving Asa
backwards, Daieisho smashed him with a monster, dare I say, Takakeisho like
heave to the ropes. But when Daieisho does it I don't want to laugh out loud.
The youngster got a little over enthusiastic when he thought the win was his.
Asanoyama side stepped the aggression and won with a socially distanced
okuri-dashi as the Komusubi went by and went out. Another nearly bout that could
have been converted into an impressive win. With one more magic ingredient
Daieisho could be sumo's next Chiyotaikai.
Hakuho (Y) 3-0 vs Takanosho (M2) 1-2
Of all the rikishi that have benefited from the extended rest period, the 35
year old Yokozuna is at the top of the list. He's been treating us to his old
school tachi-ai and doing it well. He has been so low at the tachi-ai that at
times his knee has been only a few inches above the sand. Old Hakuho looks like
Hakuho of old.
For his debut with the imperious one, Takanosho was made to wait down in the
crouch as a full height Khan finally lifted his eyes off the ground and gazed
right over the rookies head to some far off place. No young upstart, I do not
know you, I do not acknowledge you.
Hakuho performed his classic tachi-ai yet again (it has become horribly rare of
late) and his left hand swung to the outer mawashi. All was going well until
Hakuho tried to dig his fingers in and discovered Tricki-nosho had tied that red
silk tight enough to cut off the blood supply to his legs. Not even one finger
got in. The inside right was blocked at first attempt and
Hakuho
could only force a grip-less hand in. Then the rookie pounced, driving for the
rope straight ahead of him, no pausing, no deviation, carrying the Yokozuna
along with him.
Hakuho just flipped a switch. He stopped trying to bully Takanosho and surfed
the oncoming wave of rookie energy. With incredible balance and timing he got
himself just enough space to step aside and skewer the torso tsuki-otoshi, like
a matador. Down tumbles Takanosho, a look of anguish on his face. No kin-boshi
for you junior.
Somewhere in the vastness of the steppes of Mongolia a golden eagle tilts it's
head ground-ward. Something catches it's eye. Swooping down at tremendous speed,
the air fluttering it's old splayed feathers, the predator caught up to the
newly imported Mitsubushi L200 off road pick-up truck. And shat on the
windshield.
Day 5 sees a Sumotalk representative apologize and explain why Japanese cars
really are the best.
Day 3 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) I'm
actually glad to see fans back in the venue this tournament. I know that
attendance is sparse, and I already commented as to why the numbers are so low
in my Day 1 comments, but it was just too weird to watch a hon-basho in March
with no one in the seats. The reason I'm starting with this topic today is
because largely empty stands is what attendance at sumo looked like 10 years ago
without a pandemic. If you're new to the sport within the last five or
six years, you wouldn't know that low attendance used to be an everyday
occurrence for quite a few years, and the reason for such sparse attendance was
simple: foreign rikishi were dominating sumo. You had Hakuho's historic 63 bout
winning streak that was witnessed in person by hundreds of fans, and then for 10
straight years you had foreign rikishi not only winning the yusho but crowding
the elite ranks of the banzuke.
The result was that sumo was lucky to get 1,000 paying fans per day at the
tournaments outside of Tokyo, and then the basho held in the capital city maybe
drew 3,000 on a good day. Sumo was reeling and they knew it, and there was only
one solution that was going to allow them to save the sport from withering on
the vine: artificially build back up the status of the Japanese rikishi.
The strategy was two-fold. Force Japanese rikishi back into the elite ranks of
the banzuke and identify rikishi who could be elevated to rockstar status
despite having accomplished nothing on the dohyo (think Endoh, Enho, etc). At
the same time, foreign rikishi have been slowly disappearing from the banzuke,
and they've lowered the bar of their sumo to accommodate the mediocre Japanese
rikishi in order to create a faux semblance of parity.
It's really as simple as that, and as you analyze the sumo day in and day out,
you can clearly see how yaocho has been used to achieve this agenda and how it's
still so prevalent today.
In regards to yaocho, it's been a thing in sumo since its inception, and
everyone knows it. It's just that Westerners have a hard time accepting it
because they come into the sport as new fans with their brains already wired to
view sumo as an actual combat sport where each participant tries his best to win
each bout. Unfortunately, that has never been the case, and so each fan has to
go through a process where they 1) acknowledge the fact that some bouts in sumo
are fixed, and 2) decide to what extent they are going to consciously allow
themselves to accept yaocho.
I wish I had time to do this more often, but the Kotoshoho - Wakatakakage bout
yesterday was a prime example of the typical yaocho you see in sumo. I've taken
the liberty of breaking the bout down on video and stopping the tape at key
points to make comments:
A bout like this can be hard to detect for the novice fan, but if one
understands the rudiments of sumo, it's easy to see when bouts are compromised.
If you happen to understand the Japanese commentary, it's also interesting to
note that the announcers completely skirt around the actual sumo taking place
before their eyes. In the video above, the announcer starts off by saying that
Kotoshoho gives up good position [to his opponent], or "katachi ga tsukurareta,"
but then the rest of bout is explained away as Kotoshoho having done good keiko
prior to the basho.
Whatever.
Today began with M17 Kotoyuki welcoming J1 Meisei from the lower division, and
Meisei just barrelled into Kotoyuki from the tachi-ai using a good shove attack
from a slightly lower stance than his foe, and Meisei simply blasted Kotoyuki
back and across in wham bam thank you ma'am fashion. At 3-0, we'll likely see
Meisei back up here in September while Kotoyuki falls to a useless 0-3.
M15 Chiyomaru made first contact against M17 Terunofuji with a dual shove
attempt, but it had zero effect on Fuji the Terrible who pushed up at
Chiyomaru's extended left arm setting up the pathway to the inside, and once
Fuji had forced the action chest to chest in the migi-yotsu position, he worked
his way onto an outer grip with the left and then just bowled Chiyomaru over
uwate-nage style as easy as you please. It really was textbook sumo in the way
that the Mongolian exploited his foe's weak tachi-ai and then forced the bout to
the belt. It's worth pointing out that you will never see one of the Japanese
faux-zeki perform sumo like this because they simply aren't capable of it at
that level of the banzuke.
M16 Nishikigi's job today against M15 Kotoshoho was to just stand in front of
his foe and act as a practice dummy. I mean, I can't fault Kotoshoho for
attacking with a straight-forward oshi attack, but if you know going in that the
bout has been paid for, anyone can win straight forward. The bout lasted about 5
seconds with Nishikigi never looking to get to the inside or attempting any
lateral movement as his opponent advanced. Furthermore, Nishikigi's methodic
retreat is never due to actual contact from the rookie. They both clash with
shoves then separate as Nishikigi hops back a half step. Took about three of
these rotations for Kotoshoho to sill the dill. At the edge, Nishikigi flirted
with the idea of a right kote-nage counter throw, but it only got as far as a
gentle love tap against Shoho's right shoulder. Another bought and paid for bout
for the Sadogatake rikishi (whose stable master was in the mukou-joumen chair
today) as Kotoshoho moves to 3-0 while Nishikigi is 1-2. Before we move on,
Kotoshoho is just 20 years of age, and so I can totally see the Sadogatake group
wanting to make him the next Takakeisho.
M14 Wakatakakage's message to the Sadogatake-beya this basho has been clear:
stuff a million yen in my pouch, and the bout is yours. Today against M16
Kotoeko, Wakatakakage dominated the tachi-ai getting the firm right inside
position established, and unlike yesterday, he actually grabbed a left outer
grip. Waka drove his foe back near the edge, but then just pulled the action
back to the center of the ring, and Kotoeko was completely at his opponent's
bidding during all of this. As Wakatakakage retreated to the center of the ring,
he just kept backing up and out the other side giving Kotoeko the joke win.
After the bout, both announcers were like, "Yeah, it was Wakatakakage who hit
hard at the start and set the pace," but there was never any transition into how
Kotoeko countered for the comeback win...because there wasn't anything he
actually did to change the flow of the bout. It was complete yaocho. At least
the announcers managed to compliment Kotoeko for being alert at the ring's edge,
so I guess there is that, but this is yet another Sadogatake pay for play bout.
And that brings us to M14 Kotoshogiku who was paired against M13 Takayasu. The
two former Ozeki clashed at the tachi-ai ending up in hidari-yotsu, and this was
actually a really good chess match the first few seconds as Takayasu looked to
work his way into a right outer while Kotoshogiku defended. Problem for
Kotoshogiku was that Takayasu wanted the win today more than the cash, and so
Takayasu lowered his head a bit and forced his way onto the right outer belt,
and once obtained it was a straightforward yori-kiri from there. Isn't it
interesting how much more comfortable Takayasu looks at his true level on the
banzuke? Both rikishi end the day at 2-1.
In the final bout of the day involving a Sadogatake dude, M12 Shohozan offered a
medium face slap M13 Kotonowaka's way with the right, but then he just kept
moving forward even though Kotonowaka slipped left. This wasn't a henka at the
tachi-ai against Shohozan, so to just move forward blindly like that made no
sense...if his intent was to win. It wasn't of course, and so he kept his right
side and backside fully exposed to Kotonowaka so the youngster could grab the
back of the belt briefly and then use a high forearm with the right to push
Shohozan across. What a puff bout of sumo here as Kotonowaka is financed to a
3-0 start and has this kid ever had to shower after one of his "wins"? Shohozan
falls to 0-3 but is richer for it.
M11 Shimanoumi and M12 Sadanoumi clashed chest to chest coming away in the
migi-yotsu position where Shimanoumi had his fingers on an outer belt grip with
the left but couldn't clinch it as the Sadamight moved his can back and out of
harms way. A stalemate ensued from here with Shimanoumi still reaching for the
left outer while Sadanoumi just dug in knowing he is the better rikishi. About
10 seconds in, Shimanoumi went for a maki-kae, but it was too slow allowing
Sadanoumi to rush in, grab the left outer grip, and then escort Shimanoumi back
and out yori-kiri style before the latter could counter with a pull. Good bout
of sumo here as Sadanoumi moves to 2-1 while Shimanoumi falls to 0-3.
Before we move on, the obvious highlight of the first half bouts was
Takamisakari sitting ringside as the judge who signals when the action is to
begin after the next shiko/salt rep, and just like clockwork, every eight
seconds or so he'd raise both eyebrows three inches high and close his eyes. He
even did this while bouts were going on in the ring, but trust me, he didn't
miss much.
Moving right along, M10 Myogiryu showed M11 Tochinoshin a sneak attack by
skirting left at the tachi-ai, grabbing a left outer grip, and then swinging
Shin around and out before he could get established. They said that
Tochinoshin's inability to dig in was due to his injured knee, and that's
possible I suppose because Tochinoshin didn't make much of an effort after the
henka. He falls to 1-2 while Myogiryu oils his way to 3-0.
One drawback to having so few fans in the stands is that the NHK Announcers are
pretending they're calling the action in a library. I don't know if I'm watching
sumo or listening to one of those apps that don't work that supposedly help you
fall asleep faster.
Up next was M9 Tamawashi vs. M10 Kaisei, and Kaisei surprised me going for a
tsuppari attack from the tachi-ai instead of trying to get to the inside. Kaisei
looked to be bullying Tamawashi back in fine form, but the Brasilian wasn't
really using his lower body. Still, Tamawashi seemed content to absorb the blows
and then just move around the ring. In the end, Tamawashi went for an easy peasy
pull near the edge of the ring that felled Kaisei to the dirt with both palms
hitting down first and not much else. My fat gut tells me that Kaisei owed one
to Tamawashi because this bout reminded me of the Williams Sisters facing off
against each other in a grand slam final. They went through the motions, but
they weren't looking to kill each other. Regardless of that, Tamawashi moves to
3-0 while Kaisei sits at 1-2.
M8 Chiyotairyu caught M9 Ikioi with his feet aligned at the tachi-ai, and I'm
glad that he just steamrolled Ikioi back and out. I see rikishi align their feet
all the time in sumo these days, and Takakeisho is the number one culprit.
Unfortunately, his opponents go easy on him and don't make them pay, but this is
exactly what should happen to a rikishi if he aligns his feet at any time during
the bout, especially at the tachi-ai. My mancrush on Chiyotairyu continues as he
moves to 2-1 while Ikioi falls to the opposite 1-2.
M8 Ishiura henka'd to his left against M7 Terutsuyoshi grabbing a cheap outer
grip in the process, but he was too slow in dispatching his opponent, and so
Terutsuyoshi countered with a right arm to the inside that was so deep it
actually gave him the advantage. Instead of using it, though, he abandoned the
position, brought the right arm up over the top, and uselessly grabbed the back
of Ishiura's belt. That was basically the "do me now" sign, and Ishiura did. As
Ishiura drove Terutsuyoshi back, the latter just put his hands high at the back
of Ishiura's head in complete surrender mode. Not sure of the politics here, but
this bout was fixed as Ishiura picks up his first win at 1-2 while Terutsuyoshi
falls to 2-1.
In another fixed bout, M6 Ryuden had the clear path the left inside against M7
Tokushoryu, but he applied no pressure as Tokushoryu slowly put both hands at
the top of Ryuden's head before going for a pull. Ryuden touched down with both
palms but no other part of his body, and when that happens, you know it's
yaocho. This was a silly way to start the second half bouts as Tokushoryu bought
his first win while Ryuden settles for 1-2.
Ooftah. M6 Enho charged right into M5 Abi's extended right forearm, and this
clothes lined Enho off balance from the start allowing Abi to just continue
moving forward and shoving the compromised Enho back and down hard. In bouts
like this that aren't arranged, you can see when Enho goes into full protective
mode, and it's only a matter of time before this dude is severely injured. Got
his ass kicked today as both rikishi end the day at 1-2, and have you ever seen
a rikishi whose wins and losses are in such contrast??
Instead of coming with both hands forward as if to shove, M4 Aoiyama just
motioned both hands downward against M5 Hokutofuji, and I knew the outcome of
the bout at that point. Despite Aoiyama's lethargy, Hokutofuji didn't blow him
off the starting lines, and so Aoiyama just eased his way backwards as he
pretended to fire a few shoves. Eventually, Hokutofuji caught up and mounted an
attack, and once that happened Aoiyama just turned a bit and stepped out of the
dohyo. Hokutofuji was heading back to his side of the dohyo before Aoiyama
actually touched out, and it was just another element of this obviously fixed
bout. Hokutofuji moves to 2-1 while Aoiyama falls to 1-2.
M3 Kiribayama shaded left at the tachi-ai not wanted to face the full onslaught
of M4 Kagayaki's oshi charge, and it was a smart move as he threw Kagayaki off
of his game enough to where the two traded slaps for a bit before hooking up in
hidari-yotsu, a position that favors the Mongolian. To make matters worse for
Kagayaki, Kiribayama had a frontal right grip to the outside, and so Kagayaki
was had at this point for all intents and purposes. He did go for a lame
maki-kae with the right hand, but that was all the momentum shift that
Kiribayama needed to rush his foe back and across yori-kiri style. Pretty good
bout here, and you can tell so easily when they are real. Kiribayama picks up
his first win at 1-2 while Kagayaki suffers his first loss at 2-1.
Moving to the sanyaku, Komusubi Daieisho musta owed M3 Takarafuji a win because
despite winning the tachi-ai with a nice oshi attack, Daieisho let up after a
weak tsuki attempt from Fuji with the right arm. Once that contact was made,
Daieisho just faced the perimeter of the dohyo and hopped on out as Takarafuji
gave him a light push from behind drawing the okuri-dashi kimari-te. No harm no
foul in this one as Takarafuji arranges his first win at 1-2. Daieisho falls to
2-1 with the loss.
The mukiryoku sumo would continue as M2 Onosho easily neutralized Sekiwake
Mitakeumi's charge pushing the Suckiwake upright before assuming moro-zashi, and
from here Onosho had all the momentum, but after forcing Mitakeumi back to the
edge, Onosho locked his knees straight as two boards and just leaned forward as
Mitakeumi went for a weak kubi-nage with the right hand spilling Onosho down and
out in perfect yaocho fashion. This bout reminded me of the Kisenosato -
Terunofuji affair a few years ago when Kisenosato was awarded the rank of
Yokozuna. Just like that bout, Onosho did all the work here and dominated the
entire way including setting up his own demise at the end. Hopefully, none of
you thought this thing was real as Mitakeumi moves to 3-0 while Onosho falls to
0-3.
Across the aisle, Suckiwake Shodai looked to take charge against M2 Takanosho
moving forward at the tachi-ai but forgetting he actually needed to do something
like push at his opponent to have any effect. Shodai's ineptness allowed
Takanosho to easily move to his right and just swipe Shodai off balance and out
of the ring altogether as he pushed him out okuri-dashi style. What an awful
display of sumo from Shodai who falls to 2-1 while Takanosho actually earns a
victory in the division moving to 1-2.
Asanoyama was unable to get anything going from the tachi-ai against M1
Yutakayama, but it wasn't as if Yutakayama was trying to do anything either. He
certainly wasn't shoving into his opponent, and as Yutakayama shaded to his
right, he had both hands "pressed" into his his opponent where the palms are
touching but the
fingers are extended straight up and away from the body. Think
Takekaze and the way he'd always use his hands, and this was Yutakayama here in
an obvious move not to inflict any damage against the faux-zeki. From this
position, Asanoyama eventually worked his right arm to the inside and sent
Yutakayama packing with as little force. At the edge, Yutakayama actually
flinched on a left shoulder slap / tsuki-otoshi move that likely would have
worked, but he pulled back quickly letting Asanoyama win. When they caught up
with Yutakayama in the back halls, he said his feet slipped out from under him
leading to the loss. Oh, I see. He slipped!! Asanoyama's 3-0 record is a joke
while Yutakayama gets paid extra for falling to 0-3.
Komusubi Okinoumi was non-committal with his hands at the tachi-ai allowing
Takakeisho to charge forward at the tachi-ai, but he wasn't able to budge
Okinoumi with his push attack, and so as Okinoumi showed some resistance,
Takakeisho perfectly aligned his feet across his starting line as he is wont to
do--pretty much every bout. From that position, it doesn't take much to fell one
of these guys, so when Okinoumi offered a stiff right paw into Takakeisho's neck
(yes, we've confirmed he does have a
neck!), the faux-zeki was knocked backwards
hard onto his widdle bum. The funny thing is...I don't think Okinoumi was trying
to win this thing. He just employed an offensive tactic that caught Takakeisho
with his feet aligned, and the result is there for everyone to see. First and
foremost, an Ozeki should never be defeated like that. Never. But, we know that
Takakeisho is not an Ozeki as he falls to 2-1. As for Okinoumi, he improves to
the same mark.
In the day's final bout, Yokozuna Hakuho came with a nice right kachi-age that
knocked M1 Endoh upright, and then the Yokozuna head butt Endoh in the jaw
before getting the right arm kinda to the inside that he used to drive Endoh
back and across in mere seconds. Hakuho actually used gaburi footwork in a very
unorthodox bout, and it was strange enough that Hakuho knocked Endoh down before
jumping off the dohyo himself and running more than halfway up the hana-michi.
Hakuho is so bored with things that he often does quirky acts at the end of his
bouts, and going for a morning jog like this is just another example. Hakuho is
a ho-hum 3-0 while Endoh falls to 1-2.
Gary's back atcha tomorrow.
Day 2 Comments (Gary Jones reporting) Hello
to all, and the scent of retirement hangs heavy in the air. A waft of greasy
chamomile with viral notes above the stink of sweat and money. Sokokurai and the
glass floor breaking 5'6” (168cm) Toyonoshima bowed out in March and this month
the dependable Tochiohzan declined to trade moro-zashi down in Juryo and became
Kiyomigata oyakata.
But the most acutely felt intai for Sumotalk is the departure of the most
splendiferous Harvye Hodja. Sumo talking takes an early kick in the mawashi this
July basho. I suspect things will be very different on this site from now on.
Let's try a little bit of sumo.
Terunofuji (M17) 1-0 vs Kotoeko (M16) 1-0
Kotoeko was unlikely to achieve anything going chest to chest so he resorted to
playing spin for the win. Terunofuji's knees held up really well to the three
full circles Kotoeko was turning, he's not quite ready to dance the flamenco but
they looked as sturdy as anytime since the 2017 career crippling injury. A
steady yori-kiri for the big man when he eventually managed to stop all the
helicopter stuff.
The only thing that prevented Terunofuji from becoming a Yokozuna was horrific
injury. The only thing that sent Terunofuji down to the unpaid toilet cleaning
ranks was that same injury. The only thing that can prevent his most glorious
return to the Ozeki rank is the chronic, shambolic condition that the injury
left him in. Only now it comes with added diabetes and a painkiller breakfast
before training. My heart dreams he will make it. My head laughs at my heart.
Kotoshoho
(M15) 1-0 vs Wakatakakage (M14) 0-1
There is no more H.H. patented Rookie-O-Tron to ticker tape the newcomers
through but the 20 year old Kotoshoho would probably have got the green light.
He wears his weight well and there is room on his frame for more. The youngsters
showed us a spirited bout of sumo that was fun to watch. Kotoshoho took it at
the edge with tsuki-otoshi, but only just.
Sadanoumi (M12) 1-0 vs Kotonowaka (M13) 1-0
Last basho I described Kotoshoho and Kotonowaka as Sadogatake's two punch combo.
Yesterday Mike “Both Barrels” Wesemann called Sadogatake “one of the dirtiest
stables out there”. So it looks like the Heya's continued numerical dominance of
the top division is assured then. So that's nice.
Young Koto-Anokin-Skywaka crushed the sad and feeble foe before him using the
immense power of the force-out. Yori-kiri.
Takayasu (M13) 0-1 vs Shohozan (M12) 0-1
Oh my gosh, what a fall from grace for poor Takayasu! From that special Oz-wake
rank to facing demotion down to Juryo in one winless basho. He's only 30 years
old but serious injuries to arm and leg, along with back trouble, have laid him
low. M13 low.
A tactical battle for position between the shikirisen (starting lines) played
out as we saw two evenly matched rikishi battle for dominance, earning an
encouraging ripple of applause from the fake Nagoya crowd. Eventually Takayasu
found the key to victory that was waiting patiently for him, shitate-dashi-nage.
Hold on. This is Shohozan we're talking about here. The 36 year old washed up
and ready for a hair cut Shohozan. Another win like this and I'm liable to give
up all hope for the now 1-1 Takayasu.
Kaisei (M10) 0-1 vs Tochinoshin (M11) 1-0
M11 Tochinoshin looks ready to turn things around. He's got a swagger to him and
those legs of his are looking much stronger. However his returning confidence
got the better of him today as he slammed straight into the immovable bulkocity
of Kaisei. Locked into a chest to chest trial of lifting strength versus moving
load, the ex-Ozeki was grunted and heaved back and out. Even the 18 people in
the arena managed to make some noise for that one. And the best foreign
yori-kiri award goes to... Kaisei. For his artistic impression of one seriously
big effing dude.
Shimanoumi (M11) 0-1 vs Myogiryu (M10) 1-0
Amidst all the pre-basho talk of ring rust and who has fellow sekitori to
practice with at the Heya, it is Shimanoumi who looks to have had the worst
physical preparation to me. The guy looks shrunken. The reduced mass around his
thighs is the most telling, and his skin is looking loose and baggy. For the
second time this basho he offered little resistance as Myogiryu slid him across
the sand to the edge and heaved him out oshi-dashi. There are winners and losers
in every chaotic situation and it looks like Shimanoumi has already picked a
side.
Tamawashi (M9) 1-0 vs Chiyotairyu (M8) 1-0
It's a surprise to me but Kokonoe's big cannonball has a non-fusen (withdrawal)
lead 10-7 over the Mongolian Masher. Quite how this happened is a mystery to
science as Chiyotairyu hasn't made kachi-koshi past M3, ever. And Tamawashi is,
well he's still Tamawashi. Isn't he?
Well, for a while longer yes he is, but yesterday his legs staggered a bit after
his victory and today he fell hard (where are all those old age crash-mats when
you need them?) after turning an oncoming cannonball with a backwards dragging
kote-nage. Father time claims all, but at M9 he's still got enough for this
bunch.
Enho
(M6) 0-1 vs Tokushoryu (M7) 0-1
This one is THE visual comedy match-up of the day. Tiny pixie preparing himself
to savage the round mound of Juryo bound Tokushoryu. A bolt upright Toku was
rammed backwards with a right mae-mitsu as though he was facing the unformed
fetus of Takanohana himself. Yori-kiri.
Terutsuyoshi (M7) 1-0 vs Ryuden (M6) 1-0
Yesterday saw Ryuden demonstrate how he can control and grind out the little'uns.
And badly injured little'un Terutsuyoshi could only perform a henka for the win
over big boy Tokushoryu. What could possibly go wrong?
How about another dazzling, winning henka? Terutsuyoshi may well answer that age
old question of how many wins can a rikishi get using only evasion. Two so far.
Kagayaki (M4) 1-0 vs Hokutofuji (M5) 1-0
Of all the sumo stables Takadagawa Beya has been the hardest hit by the Wuhan
WMD. The Oyakata, old kinboshi collector Akinoshima himself, was hospitalized
with the virus, fortunately he recovered. Lower ranked Shobushi did not. Perhaps
this will gambarize the Takadagawa dynamic duo of Ryuden and Kagayaki into
action. Kagayaki certainly had it all his own way against Aoiyama on day 1. And
the steely gazed tough guy routine was back again today. An easy Hataki-komi
didn't take much time or much set-up as Hokutofuji tipped over to the side
without much argument. Perhaps there is going to be a feel good story for
Takadagawa this time out. Also was anyone else thinking Hokutofuji's pre-bout
power-up routine was getting a bit overly theatrical?
Abi (M5) 0-1 vs Aoiyama (M4) 0-1
Big Danny had to chase Abi around three quarters of the tawara before he got the
bulky shove that would finish it. It wasn't a tactical mawari-komu from Abi
either, he was running for his life.
Takanosho (M2) 0-1 vs Mitakeumi (S) 1-0
It's expected that Takanosho will receive the customary boot repeatedly applied
to his ass in this, his career high ranking. Well if it's going to happen anyway
at least he's going down fighting. He launched himself at the Ozeki in waiting
and drove impressively to the edge. It was all Mitakeumi could do to get a leg
propped against the tawara to stop himself being destroyed. Once that was done
Mitakeumi very quickly (and I don't think he had a hope in hell of forcing the
young bully back to the center) jolted Takanosho to make a bit of space and then
jumped aside to let the pressuring M2 boy fall flat on his face, hataki-komi.
Experience at the top level and a bit of Aminishiki style sneakiness won it. But
all Takanosho needed to take a win off the mega-Sekiwake was a belt grip. Maybe
next time.
Takakeisho
(O) 1-0 vs Onosho (M2) 0-1
Sumotalk's favorite overstuffed Ozeki is a bit heavier than Onosho and it showed
here as he was able to move forward against the M2, taking him to the ring edge.
The giddy days of Takakeisho overpowering such guys are fading away into a
distant, nostalgia laden memory as the now 23 year old went into reverse and won
with an arms length hataki-komi, sending Onosho sprawling to the clay. The fans
can breath easy, kachi-koshi is assured.
Endo
(M1) 1-0 vs Asanoyama (O) 1-0
Our new Ozeki (grumbles on a postcard to...) overwhelmed and over-bulked Endo.
Asa blocked the favored right shallow grip leaving Endo to try an arm pull and a
quick snatch at the outer fold of silk. He missed and all the while Asanoyama
was rumbling forward, pressuring, taking his own pair of outer grips and winning
from the hips, yori-kiri. Endo has never been able to stand his ground against
this type of offense. At 29 now the faded poster boy has still not made it to
Sekiwake. This year of turmoil must surely be his best chance. Gambare pretty
one, gambare.
Hakuho
(Y) 1-0 vs Yutakayama (M1) 0-1
With the burden of the Yokozuna rank now resting solely on his, not quite so
wide as before, shoulders, team player Hakuho decided to put on a sumo clinic.
An oh-so-easy uwate-nage (throw) from migi-yotsu (right hand inside). The M1
didn't really put up much resistance as he was flung to the sand as fast as he
has ever been. It's probably for the best, he was finished from the start and
even his great grandma knew it. Poor Yutakayama has never taken a kinboshi from
the Hak and on todays performance he probably never will. He just looked happy
to be leaving in one piece.
Daieisho (K) 1-0 vs Kakuryu (Y) 0-1
And so the basho takes an early kick in the mawashi as the Yokozuna has
withdrawn from the entire tournament. Michinoku Oyakata, the former 80's
beefcake Kirishima, announced it was from hurting his elbow after throwing
himself on it yesterday against Endo. OK he didn't say it quite like that, but
you get the gist. He also mentioned that Kakuryu had injured himself a week ago
during training. Which does suggest Kakuryu might have wanted to sit down anyway
and the elbow gives him the excuse to do so. It would also go some way to
explain that awful tumbling leg kick. This is the 15th time he has withdrawn as
Yokozuna but tellingly he has only failed to show up for the opening day 4
times. The SA can't be quite as mad when he has performed at least this part of
his duty, to just show up. Advance ticket sales my friend.
I don't know what will happen for day 3. It might be Mike, it might be blank.
Either way there is likely to be a few days missed and some shortened reports.
It was at this time of trouble and struggle that one H. Hodja Esquire would ask
humbly for some assistance...
Day 1 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Welcome to the 2020 Tokyo basho. Behind the scenes, we were all secretly hoping that this one would be canceled as well, but like any other business during the Covid hype, the Sumo Association has to stay as viable as possible and bring in what revenue they can. It was a smart move not to go to Nagoya, and I highly doubt they're going to Fukuoka in November. They can still charge NHK the same rate as always for broadcast rights, and they're allowing up to 25% capacity in the venue, so there's that ticket revenue as well, but sumo is likely not at the forefront of most people's minds.
The day before the basho, I read a headline where none of the days are sold out, and that doesn't surprise me because the Japanese people are as protective as they come, and trust me, the product sumo is putting on the dohyo these days is not worth the risk of catching Covid in the minds of the Japanese, especially when sumo's biggest fan base (old people) are the most susceptible to the virus.
Speaking of Covid, we are doing our part to follow proper social distancing rules, and so I will of course be dutifully wearing my mask during the basho. In keeping with the 25% rule, I've also asked the other fellas to only give 25% effort, and I commit to that as well, so it should be one helluva basho from our end. Harvye has also decided to call it quits, and I can't blame him. We're all crammed into this box about 18 feet wide, and there just isn't room for the four of us to maintain the required six feet, and so Harvye has officially retired and applied for his oyakata stock. Just between you and me, I think the real reason for Harvye's retirement is that secret crush he always had on Tochiohzan.
As for the Day 1 broadcast itself, the obvious theme was how the venue has been transformed to limit the spread of Covid where ever possible. We've already mentioned the fans being spread out, and then all rikishi are wearing masks in the back halls, and then they have to apply hand sanitizer before entering the arena.
Even Ota Announcer and Kitanofuji were part of the fun broadcasting from the booth with a piece of short
Plexiglas separating them. Like that's going to do any good. You sit in a booth with a dude for two hours, you're going to breathe each other's air droplets eventually. I mean, if Kitanofuji breaks wind, you think that
Plexiglas is going to filter out the smell from Ota??
But I digress. I'm not here for social commentary, so I'll leave that to inane Facebook posts. We're here to talk theater, so let's get right to it.
It was so good to see M17 Terunofuji back in the division, and against M17 Kotoyuki, there was no way Fuji the Terrible was not going to win this bout if his intent was to win. Fortunately it was, and he was extremely patient giving up a few chances to actually grab Yuki and pull him in close opting to stay in front of him and methodically push him back and across. At the edge, Kotoyuki actually tried to evade laterally, but Terunofuji caught him with an easy tsuki making it official. We'll see what Terunofuji's MO is moving forward in terms moving up the banzuke. I mean, this dude is ten times the man of either of those fake Ozeki on the board.
M16 Nishikigi made no effort to defeat the lowly M16 Kotoeko giving up a ridiculously easy moro-zashi to one of the weakest guys in the division, and this was a silly yori-kiri with no force in play as Nishikigi just backed out of his own volition not even looking to counter.
The Sadogatake-beya is one of the dirtiest stables out there in terms of buying bouts not to mention a few yusho for the likes of
Kotoshogiku and Kotooshu, so when rookie Kotoshoho stepped up on the ring, I was pretty sure of the outcome. M15 Chiyomaru did all the work here pushing up high exposing his entire body as he backed up and to his left, and Kotoshoho actually had trouble keeping up because he stumbled forward putting a hand to the dirt
across the edge as Chiyomaru backed up and out too fast for him. Fake sumo all the way here as Kotoshoho buys his first win.
In a very similar bout, M14 Kotoshogiku was dangerously exposed at the tachi-ai, but instead of rushing forward and inside, M14 Wakatakakage just backed up with his hands up high as it to pull, but it never came. Like the bout before, Kotoshogiku was having trouble keeping up with his opponent's backwards momentum, and at the edge, Wakatakakage had the perfect chance to move left and fire a counter tsuki that would have worked, but he of course refrained giving Kotoshogiku the fake win.
If you're scoring at home...and I am in multiple ways (clears throat), that's one real bout and three yaocho so far.
M13 Takayasu's footwork was horrible at the tachi-ai against M13 Kotonowaka, but the latter is so hapless all he could do his stand there too upright with his arms lamely extended. From this point, there's no way a veteran like Takayasu can't instinctively assume the advantageous position, and so he moved in getting the left arm in so deep that he was able to lift Kotonowaka completely upright...the exact goal in a bout of yotsu-zumo. The right outer was there for the taking, but
Takayasu refrained, and I knew at his point who was going win. Despite no attacking position, Kotonowaka applied pressure with a right kote-nage, which was ironic because dude's countering without his opponent actually attacking. Takayasu instinctively grabbed the right outer and had Kotonowaka dead to rights, but at the edge, Takayasu literally let go of the outer grip and just dove out of the ring landing on his back.
First, Kotonowaka was in no position and made no move that would have sent a heavy guy like Takayasu onto his back, and second, that little slap into mid-air as Kotonowaka tried to keep up with his opponent's dive was another clear indicator of this fake ending. I mean, a rikishi ends up on his back like that as the result of an uwate-nage, not the complete inaction that was saw from Kotonowaka. Obvious and insulting stuff.
M12 Shohozan came out of the gate hot against M12 Sadanoumi, and he had his opponent upright and on his heels, but Shohozan suddenly just stopped his charge and waited for his gal to make the next pass. That move came in the form of the weakest left swipe to the back of Shohozan's right shoulder, but Shohozan just stumbled over to the edge and made no effort to square back up. He actually had to wait a bit for Sadanoumi to catch up, and when he finally arrived, Shohozan grabbed his right arm in ushiro-motare fashion but did nothing with it. It was an awkward ending, but Sadanoumi finally "worked" Shohozan across the straw. I thought this one had potential to be real after Shohozan's tachi-ai, but he completely gave up after that.
M11 Tochinoshin came with a right kachi-age against M11 Shimanoumi as he next tried to reach for an outer over the top with the left, and it was actually an improper move that enabled Shimanoumi to grab the upper hand in the form of a left outer grip and right inside, but as advantageous as that position was, Shimanoumi can't beat Tochinoshin in a
straight up bout. The Georgian was able to work his right arm into the good inside position, and then he executed a good inside belt throw to completely throw Shimanoumi out of position and into the defensive. If Shimanoumi couldn't beat Shin after that start, he wasn't going to beat him with Tochinoshin now maintaining a left outer, and the Ozeki used that left outer perfectly to force Shimanoumi upright and back with little argument in the end. Bad start but perfect finish for Shin here.
M10 Kaisei had a clear path to get the right arm inside of M10 Myogiryu at the tachi-ai, and not only did he not take it but he pulled both arms back and high keeping them in no man's land. Myogiryu flirted with his own right and to the inside, but you could see he didn't want to go chest to chest with Kaisei, and so both rikishi separated themselves a bit putting hands against the tops of shoulders. Kaisei never made a single effort to move forward or get anything to the inside, and so Myogiryu was finally able to get a nice left inside and use that to body the listless Kaisei upright and send him across the straw. What a great example of mukiryoku sumo start to finish from Kaisei as he let Myogiryu win here.
M9 Tamawashi dominated early against M9 Ikioi coming with his usual tsuppari, but he was purposefully not using the lower body allowing Ikioi to hang around. Problem was that Ikioi could get nothing going as Tamawashi drifted harmlessly this way and that. After a few seconds, Tamawashi backed himself up and put his hands high as if to give Ikioi an opening, but as Ikioi moved forward, he just wasn't in attack mode, and so he fumbled forward as Tamawashi easily dragged him down to the dirt. This was a
perfect example of a Mongolian rikishi giving his foe a chance but not rewarding him in the end with obvious yaocho. Hey, as long as it looks like there's parity...
It was kinda nice to see M8 Chiyotairyu just come out and kick M8 Ishiura's ass. Chiyotairyu caught him with two hands to the body pushing Ishiura back with ease, and then just as Ishiura looked to dig in, Chiyotairyu shifted gears and scored with a perfectly timed hataki-komi. I'm just happy to see a bout that wasn't fake here.
M7 Terutsuyoshi henka'd to his right going for a kote-nage as M7 Tokushoryu just continued to move
forward. Tokushoryu made zero effort to put on the brakes or try and square up, and this was a useless bout that I think was prearranged in favor of Terutsuyoshi from the start. What a joke that Terutsuyoshi is actually one of the two yusho rikishi this calendar year so far.
For the record, M6 Ryuden is the best Japanese rikishi on the banzuke these days, and he was paired against M6 Enho. Either Ryuden wanted the Day 1 win or Enho's camp offered no money because this was a lopsided affair that saw Ryuden grab the easy right outer grip and then just used that to keep Enho in close, spin him around, and then trip him over with some force across the straw. Simply put, Enho got his ass kicked here in a bout typical of one where Enho doesn't buy it.
M5 Abi came forward with his usual tsuppari against M5 Hokutofuji, but they were eerily in control I noticed. Instead of moving forward, Abi opted to back up despite being in full control, and with Hokutofuji just hoping to keep his feet, Abi went for a nice pull that nearly send Hokutofuji down. Hokutofuji was clearly on the ropes and compromised at this
point, but instead of rushing forward and finishing his foe off, Abi just stayed put and waited for Hokutofuji to recover. When he finally did, Hokutofuji landed one nice tsuki with the left, but Abi came forward again this time attempting to read and time a swipe from Hokutofuji, and when a weak effort came, Abi dove forward to the dirt with both feet high in the air. C'mon...with such little pressure from Hokutofuji the entire way, how does Abi end up like that if this bout wasn't thrown. It obviously was, so let's move on.
M4 Kagayaki had his hands dangerously high at the tachi-ai against M4 Aoiyama, but fortunately for him, Aoiyama wasn't looking to win this one. The two traded shoves in the center of the ring with Aoiyama shading back little by little. Finally Kagayaki rushed in and got the right arm inside, and that allowed him to force Aoiyama closer to the edge, but Aoiyama made zero effort to dig in or counter, so it was a methodic yaocho win for Kagayaki.
Komusubi Daieisho and M3 Kiribayama engaged in a really good tsuppari affair from the start where both rikishi connected on good shoves and looked to set up a good bout of sumo, but the longer it wore on, the more Kiribayama seemed to run out of gas (I'm being really generous with that commentary). In the end, Kiribayama showed little
resistance as Daieisho pummeled him back and across.
M3 Takarafuji uselessly kept his elbows bent from the tachi-ai not doing anything against Sekiwake Mitakeumi. As for the Suckiwake's part, he really wasn't doing anything either, and this was one of those bouts that goes for about six seconds, and you can't even describe what either guy is doing. With Hokutofuji clearly not looking to win the bout, Mitakeumi finally got the right arm inside, and Hokutofuji just gave up walking back and across. Nessen this wasn't as Mitakeumi picks up the early freebie.
M2 Onosho obliterated Sekiwake Shodai from the tachi-ai catching him hard in the torso and standing him straight up giving Onosho the right inside, but you could just see Onosho relent in the attack from there as Shodai managed a meager left outer, so with Onosho calling off the dogs, Shodai was able to sorta shift laterally and drag Onosho near the edge. Onosho instinctively looked to trip Shodai up, but he let up again and then just dove to the dirt across the straw giving Shodai the weakest uwate-nage win you'd care to see. Good call from the NHK producer in the truck to only show one token replay here and then move right along.
Asanoyama garnered the majority of the pre-basho hype thanks to his charitable rise to the Ozeki ranks, and he was paired today against M2 Takanosho. Takanosho actually won the tachi-ai coming with a nice tsuppari attack, but it didn't move Asanoyama back, and so Asanoyama was able to finally latch onto a left outer grip, and from there he just swung Takanosho over and out in mere seconds. I've never been a Takanosho guy, but he was not looking to win this bout. He went out of the ring far too easily, and with sumo fighting for survival, I didn't expect any other result.
And that brings us to the other fraud-zeki, Takakeisho, who was paired against M1 Yutakayama. Takakeisho came forward hard at the tachi-ai managing to move Yutakayama back a half step, but his feet were aligned and there was no real force behind the move. Yutakayama easily recovered and moved forward with a few effective tsuppari clearly showing who was the superior rikishi, but as expected, he was waiting for the next move to come from Takakeisho instead of trying to bully his foe back and out. Said move was a weak swipe to the shoulder with the left arm, and
Yutakayama played along just stumbling over to the edge of the ring and squaring up just in time for Takakeisho to shove him out in the end. Look, Takakeisho showed fair moves coming forward at the tachi-ai, and then the shove out at the end looked good, but those were just the bookends. He's such an inferior rikishi to Yutakayama (and most everyone else on the banzuke), and Yutakayama coulda kicked his ass right and proper had he wanted to.
In the Yokozuna ranks,
Kakuryu was paired against crowd favorite M1 Endoh, and those was one of those bouts where you just come away rolling your eyes. Kakuryu actually secured the right outer grip from the tachi-ai, and coulda had his way with Endoh, but he spun briefly to the right and went for a fake leg trip totally whiffing and just falling on his butt in the middle of the ring. At least they properly ruled this koshi-kudake, which is defined as "inadvertent collapse to the dohyo," but this one was clearly NOT
inadvertent. Just a cheesy bout all the way around, the whole problem with sumo these days is these are the kinds of bouts that define the yusho race in the end, not solid contests where guys win with sound, forward-moving sumo.
For Kakuryu's part, he promptly withdrew from the basho citing a right elbow
injury. But hey, if the pay's the same...
I was almost afraid to watch the final bout of the day that featured Yokozuna Hakuho against Komusubi Okinoumi, but Hakuho is the most unpredictable rikishi in the sport. Staying up high, Hakuho came forward high at the tachi-ai getting the left arm to the inside, and instead of grabbing the right outer grip and completely stifling his opponent, he agreed to dance around a time or two before flinging Okinoumi down easily to the dirt. The sumo was intentionally not pretty, but Hakuho easily disbanded Okinoumi in four or five seconds.
In terms of the sumo content, it looks as if the Association has picked up right where it left off, but they have no other choice. We've already seen how the fans will not show up if the foreign rikishi are allowed to dominate. Remember, we went 10 years without a Japanese rikishi yusho, and the last half of that stretch was full of yaocho as they built Japanese rikishi back up in an effort to get the fans to come back. They've sold their soul, and there is no going back from here.
I've asked Gary to ignore his symptoms and check in tomorrow.