Senshuraku Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
At
the end of Day 14, I didn't feel as if there was a new storyline to the basho or
anything signifcant that warranted commentary, and so I took full advantage of
my Saturday and skipped a report. Senshuraku was a different story of course
with the yusho race having come down to Takakeisho and Terunofuji, and those two
rikishi clashing in the day's final bout.
By the end of the Day 14 broadcast, they hadn't even announced the senshuraku
pairings yet, and that's the first time I've ever seen that happen. They filled
up the final few minutes of air time with useless interviews waiting for the
Association to announce something, and when they closed the broadcast with no
news on the matchups for Sunday, I wondered if they would actually avoid the
head-to-head clash between Takakeisho and Terunofuji.
Thankfully they didn't, so let's start there with the final bout of the
tournament. The tone of the broadcast in general was one of anxiousness, and for
good reason. All basho long Terunofuji's sumo was described with feelings of awe
and respect from the announcers while Takakeisho's sumo was discussed with
feelings of relief that he actually won on the day. After Takakeisho's victory
over Mitakeumi on Day 14, Satoh Announcer said it best when he only needed a
single word to describe the bout: one-sided.
If you have one party doing sumo and the other party just standing there doing
nothing but playing light defense with no intent to counter, the sumo will be
one-sided every time. While it may look good on paper, you watch it live and it
just feels like fluff.
And so we had the king of puff sumo this basho in Takakeisho step into the ring
against Terunofuji, and everybody knew it was just a matter of would he or
wouldn't he. Takakeisho's tachi-ai was defensive where he failed to move forward
with his legs and thrust more in an effort to stave Terunofuji off than he did
to drive him back. As for Terunofuji, he kept his arms wide and moved half a
step forward, but he wasn't looking to latch on tight. As Takakeisho fired his
next two volleys, his arms were up high completely exposing his left side, but
Terunofuji refrained from getting the right inside position established just
bouncing back instead. This created a bit of separation, and as the two leaned
in close again, Takakeisho went for a phantom downward swipe with the right,
which Fuji anticipated by stumbling over to the edge, but Takakeisho could not
finish
him
off. It was almost as if Takakeisho didn't dare get close, and so the two ended
back up in the middle of the ring with a meter separating them.
At this point Terunofuji connected on a face slap and then rushed in for
moro-zashi...something he could have done a few seconds into the bout, and with
Takakeisho completely defenseless at this point, Terunofuji lifted the faux-zeki
nearly off his feet with two hands at the back of the belt before throwing him
down with a left scoop throw. With Takakeisho parallel to the dohyo at this
point, Fuji added insult to injury by pointing his left shoulder into
Takakeisho's body and using Takakeisho as his landing pad. Terunofuji did not
need to leave his feet as part of this throw, but he sent a statement by not
only throwing Takakeisho down with ease but by landing clean on top of him in
the process drawing the abise-taoshi kimari-te.
As the announcers watched the slow motion replay, there was very little
commentary. When they did say something, it was in short, quiet bursts. It fit
with the exact tone they've used in describing Terunofuji's sumo the entire
basho summed up in one word: awe.
At
this point, the arena was extremely tense. Quiet and tense. Terunofuji easily
dismantled Takakeisho after giving him some openings early, and everyone knew
that he could do it again in the playoff. As they showed both rikishi walking
down the hana-michi and in the dressing room, Terunofuji was in complete control
while Takakeisho was still gulping for air covered in dirt. It's one thing to
lose a bout of sumo, but it's quite another to have wet dirt cover half of your
back and one shoulder.
For
round two, it was all up to Terunofuji, and to the relief of everyone in Japan,
he came with his arms wide at the tachi-ai opting to step backwards as
Takakeisho came with his usual ineffective thrusts, and it was evident half a
second in that this was going to be the typical bout we've seen all through week
2 by Takakeisho where his opponent just backs up in concert with Takakeisho's
forward movement. Near the edge, Terunofuji went for a light kubi-nage with the
right arm, but it was more of an excuse to turn his body a bit and look for a
soft landing on the other side of the dohyo.
It was over in about two seconds, and just like yesterday, the single word used
by the announcer to describe the bout was ippouteki, or one-sided. There
was absolutely no effort whatsoever on the part of Terunofuji truly making this
a one-sided bout in Takakeisho's favor.
With the dust settled, Takakeisho was gifted his second career yusho exactly two
years after being gifted his first. The headlines are also making sure to point
out that the Ozeki fulfilled his responsibility of winning the basho as the lone
Yokozuna or Ozeki on the board. As for talk of promotion to Yokozuna, they're
saving that for next basho, so we'll have to wait and see how it plays out.
For Terunofuji's part, taking the yusho was not in the cards for him this basho,
and I'm sure he was fine with it. He definitely made a statement in the first
bout and collected a huge handful of envelopes stuffed with cash for his
trouble. As reported on Friday, Terunofuji stated in an interview the he's
seeking to regain his former Ozeki rank, and he set himself up nicely by posting
13 wins this basho. With eight wins last basho, he now sits on 21 meaning he'd
need to go 12-3 in January. Personally, I don't think he's going to do it. I
think he can do it if he chooses, but I don't think he's going to do it. As I
stated earlier this basho, I just don't think the Association wants to deal with
a real Ozeki mixed in with three fake Ozeki. We saw what happened with
Kisenosato mixed in with two real Yokozuna, and it was not pretty.
Before we leave Takakeisho and Terunofuji, I think the endings of the two bouts
are completley telling as to what really went on today. When Takakeisho lost, he
landed square on his back with his opponent diving on top of him. Half of his
torso was covered in dirt, and he was beaten soundly. When Terunfuji lost, he
stepped his left foot beyond the bales and was turning sideways looking for a
soft landing. As was the case all basho long, there was very little pressure
coming from Takakeisho. But...the content of the sumo will largely be overlooked
because Japan has another ill-gotten yusho.
In other bouts of interest, M17 Shimanoumi was pasted by M10 Meisei who looked
to get a left arm inside before backing up for an offensive pull move yanking at
Shimanoumi's neck and shoulder while moving right, and while Shimanoumi kept his
feet at the edge, Meisei was right there to finish him off oshi-style before
Shimanoumi could get anything going. The majority of Shimanoumi's bouts this
basho were fixed in his favor, and while he did gift Takakeisho a win a few days
ago, when he was completely out of the yusho race and left to his own devices
today, he was simply dominated by Meisei. Yes, that Meisei. At 11-4, Shimanoumi
does pick up a Kantosho, and he'll move high enough up the banzuke to keep
himself in the division for a few more tournaments at least.
M14
Chiyonokuni was awarded the other Kantosho after defeating M9 Kotoeko...sort of.
Kotoeko had the path to moro-zashi from the tachi-ai, but he declined it and
just stood there as Chiyonokuni moved to his left and executed a weak kote-nage
throw against Kotoeko's right arm. Kuni wasn't even set up for the throw
properly, but no matter as Kotoeko just dived forward putting his left palm down
first and then touching the right hand down catching the rest of his body from
touching. I mean, does that pic at right look like the typical ending of a
kote-nage? It does if the bout was thrown as this one was. Chiyonokuni finishes
at 10-5 while Kotoeko is a harmless 6-9.
I'm
glad I stated that if a rikishi ever wins by kubi-nage the bout was fixed
because that's exactly what happened in the next bout between M9 Tokushoryu and
M16 Akua. The two began in what looked like hidari-yotsu position, but
Tokushoryu quickly parlayed that into moro-zashi, but instead of driving the
rookie back and out, he just stood there and waited for Akua to execute a
kubi-nage. Tokushoryu's left arm was in position to counter throw, but he just
let it slip along Akua's back while he made sure to put the right hand down
first. Akua finishes with a very undeserved 9-6 record while Tokushoryu is
richer at 8-7.
I think the rest of the bouts on the day are very self-explanatory and need no
further commentary from me.
The venue today was as full as it's been since the July basho, and I think
that's thanks in part to the yusho race they set up down the stretch. I
commented that I thought Terunofuji would fade by the end of week 2, but looking
back, had Terunfouji faded midweek, what would have become of the yusho race? It
would have been terrible and truly one-sided, and the only reason people were
interested at the end here is because you had a true David and Goliath scenario
where David of course won to the delight of the crowd.
The Association did a good job of making things interesting by letting
Terunofuji go as long as they did, and in the end, the Japanese Ozeki saved the
day, so all is well in sumo...until we have to make it all up again in January.
Day 13 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The
November tournament has come down to a three-horse race, and the Day 13 opening
for the NHK broadcast was extremely interesting and telling as they broke down
the three candidates. The producers displayed a graphic showing the three
rikishi left in the yusho hunt with their schedules today, tomorrow, and then
the best guess for matchups on Sunday, and the conversation kept coming back to
Terunofuji. Specifically, they only mentioned the name of Terunofuji in the same
sentence with the phrase "jiriki yusho." Literally translated that phrase means
to "yusho with one's own power." A more broad and correct term would be "control
one's own destiny" with the implication that a guy has enough power to win out
and thus take the yusho. We substitute the phrase for "jiriki yusho" on ST with
the term Storyteller, but in essence, what Ota Announcer and Kitanofuji were
saying in their discussion is that Terunofuji is the one who controls his own
destiny.
When Ota Announcer asked Kitanofuji point blank who he thought would win, the
former Yokozuna hemmed and hawed quite a bit because on one hand, he knows that
Terunofuji is indeed the Storyteller, but on the other hand, he knows the
importance of having a Japanese rikishi in a prominent position on the banzuke
fulfill his duty. At one point, Kitanofuji finally said, "I think you have to
respect the banzuke, and in that case Takakeisho is the Ozeki so he's the
favorite, but..." And then talk went right back to Terunofuji and his having the
most ability to jiriki yusho.
A lot of this discussion was based on the assumption that Terunofuji will be
paired against Takakeisho on senshuraku, but what was completely missing from
the discussion was talk like this: "Well, Takakeisho has just been destroying
his opponents all basho with forward sumo, so he's the absolute favorite. I
mean, just look at his sumo, and he is a legitimate Ozeki." No, the only time
Takakeisho was mentioned was in the context of, "He is the Ozeki, so we have to
defer to him." It was such a telling moment, and it backs up my assessment that
in order to save face, they can't afford not to have Takakeisho yusho. Everyone
knows that Terunofuji was the favorite to yusho from Day 1, and judging by the
sumo, everyone knows that Terunofuji can do what he wants out there, but sumo is
not governed these days by a rikishi's jiriki. It's governed by politics to give
the impression that the Japanese rikishi are legitimate.
There's no telling what Terunofuji is going to do or what's going on in his
head, but the discussion at the start of the broadcast today implied "watch out
for Terunofuji" because he can beat anybody if he wants to.
As
long as we're on the topic of Komusubi Terunofuji, let's start with his match
first against M10 Ryuden. Terunofuji grabbed the strong outer grip with the
right from the tachi-ai while enjoying another outer grip with the left. This is
a very precarious position for everyone except Terunofuji and Ichinojo because
it meant that Ryuden had moro-zashi. Well sorta. Fuji's grips were so good and
so close to the front of the belt that Ryuden's inside positioning was weak.
Credit Ryuden for trying to wrench Terunofuji upright to break off his right
outer grip, and he managed to do so on the third try, but he expended so much
energy doing so that Terunofuji was able to use his left outer grip to
dashi-nage Ryuden over to the edge before pushing him out in the end. This bout
wasn't close, and as they do after every Terunofuji win, they discussed the bout
in almost reverent tones because Terunofuji is that good. It's just a different
feeling when the dude's on the dohyo, and so it's no wonder that they kept
coming back to Terunofuji at the start of the broadcast when discussing the
favorite to yusho. With the loss, Ryuden falls to 9-4 and out of the yusho race
altogether.
So
that leaves the other two yusho candidates in Takakeisho and M17 Shimanoumi.
Takakeisho moved forward well from the tachi-ai thrusting as he went, but there
was little power behind the move, and so Shimanoumi was able to stand his ground
and force Takakeisho into pull mode. Normally a pull like that where the
executer doesn't move
laterally
is a do or die situation, but Shimanoumi didn't make Takakeisho pay.
Furthermore, Shimanoumi found himself up and under Takakeisho with the latter's
left arm awkwardly extended too high and over Shimanoumi's right, but instead of
making the faux-zeki pay, Shimanoumi continued to stand there and react to
Takakeisho instead of mounting an offensive of his own. After a few seconds
more, Takakeisho went for the inevitable quick swipe down the torso and pull at
the top of Shimanoumi's back, and the M17 ran himself forward and then
pirouetted right out of the dohyo with little contact from Takakeisho
altogether.
In short, Shimanoumi did nothing to try and win this bout, and he had Takakeisho
in a very dangerous position, but he failed to act. Instead, he was
defensive from the tachi-ai, he exhibited no de-ashi, and he didn't fire a
single offensively-minded shove. If you do nothing to win a bout, chances are
really good you're not going to win it, and my opinion here is that Shimanoumi
was not trying to win. The tell was at the end how Shimanoumi just ran forward
and then sideways out of the ring instead of trying to dig in and counter.
Takakeisho did not apply that much force towards his opponent either in his
shoves or in the pull attempts, but with Shimanoumi showing no urgency to win,
it was a fairly easy day of work for Takakeisho. The end result is Takakeisho's
taking the sole lead of the basho at 12-1 while Shimanoumi falls to 11-2.
NHK did show the leaderboard at the end of the day, and it looked like this:
12-1: Takakeisho
11-2: Terunofuji, Shimanoumi
Terunofuji and Shimanoumi fight tomorrow, so that guarantees the yusho will be
decided on Sunday. I don't even need to bother pointing out that Shimanoumi
cannot beat Terunofuji straight up, so we'll just see what the former Ozeki
decides. While time was too short on the broadcast to interview any of the yusho
candidates live after their bouts, NHK News 9 did play an interview of
Terunofuji at night where he stated specifically, "I want to attain the Ozeki
rank again."
If that's what he wants and he's allowed to do it, he's going to do it. My take
earlier on in the week was that the Association does not want a real Ozeki who
is a foreigner to be mingling with the three fake Japanese Ozeki, and so I think
he's going to be discouraged from finishing strong this basho. I obviously have
no insight into the exact politics that goes on in the back halls, but
regardless of whether or not my predictions are correct, it doesn't change the
fact that yaocho is being used to build up Japanese rikishi.
Having Terunofuji play a key role in the yusho race brings a certain nervousness
and anticipation to the weekend. Everyone knows he's the best guy left, and
everyone knows he can filet his remaining opponents. Whether or not he chooses
to do so is anyone's guess, and so that's why we'll watch. If Terunofuji was
already at four losses and out of the race altogether, nobody would be watching
Takakeisho fight off his lone challenger of Shimanoumi. Having Terunofuji in
this thing near the end is very good for television, especially if Takakeisho
can conquer him in the end.
As for Takakeisho, he draws Mitakeumi tomorrow, and Mitakeumi is the better
rikishi. I know that Mitakeumi lost four in a row coming into the day, and it
appears that Takakeisho has momentum right now, but fake momentum is no
momentum.
Take the first bout of the day...M16 Akua fighting Juryo rikishi Chiyomaru.
After a very sluggish start, Akua began buying wins to the tune of a 7-5 record
heading into the day. I guarantee you his stable was buying into the fake hype
and thought that the rookie could easily dismantle Chiyomaru. Wrong. Akua got
his ass kicked as Chiyomaru never let the rookie get a move in edgewise and beat
Akua (7-5) by a legitimate tsuki-dashi.
So...I know people are going to assume that Takakeisho can beat Mitakeumi in a
straight up bout of sumo, and maybe he can a few times out of ten, but Mitakeumi
is still the better rikishi.

Speaking of Mitakeumi, he faced fellow Suckiwake Takanosho and gave up
moro-zashi from the tachi-ai way too easily, and so Takanosho knocked Mitakeumi
upright and back in mere seconds before slamming him down beyond the bales
oshi-taoshi style. Mitakeumi attempted a weak kubi-nage throw near the edge, but
kubi-nage only works when a bout his fixed. This one wasn't as Takanosho moves
to 7-6 with the nice win while Mitakeumi drops his fifth in a row falling to a
dangerous 6-7.
I'm not sure how badly Mitakeumi wants kachi-koshi, but he can't afford another
loss. Does that factor into his attitude against Takakeisho? We'll find out.
I don't know that we need to cover any more bouts on the day in the interest of
time (or lack of it on my part). I will mention that M11 Enho's drop to Juryo
was sealed today when M16 Chiyoshoma (7-6) beat him handily. At 2-11 from the
M11 rank, he's a goner even if he does win out.
I'm not sure how much time I'll have tomorrow, but I will at least cover the
yusho race.
Day 12 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Kisenosato
was in the booth today for Day 12, and the guy seriously makes me want to turn
down the volume. He's got a high-pitched voice that obviously didn't receive
enough nodowa in his career, and he talks non-stop yet manages never to say a
single thing. Due to all of his experience in having guys let for him in the
ring, it's as if he's trying to flood the broadcast with so much crap that
people finally go, "Okay, okay. I'll take it all at face value if you'll just be
quiet." Tochinohana was in the mukou-joumen chair, and I think they went to him
twice the entire broadcast. Nobody could get a word in edgewise thanks to
Kisenosato. Not that I value what these guys say; I just enjoy listening to the
spin unless it's coming from Kisenosato.
That I had to open with this explains the lack of interesting storylines
remaining this basho. I mean, there is just nothing going on to get anyone
excited, and it appears to me that less fans are showing up in week 2 than we
had for week 1. The final weekend usually ticks up starting on Friday, but we
shall see.
Normally I wouldn't waste time on the M14 Kotonowaka - J1 Chiyonooh bout, but
it's a perfect example of how a rikishi will throw a bout of sumo yet try and
disguise it the best he can. The two hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai,
and it didn't take long for Kotonowaka to grab the left outer grip. I haven't
seen enough of Chiyonooh's sumo lately to tell if he was mukiryoku from the
start, but he definitely was at the finish. With Kotonowaka pressing in for the
kill, Kotonowaka went for a throw with the left outer grip, and instead of
trying to counter that throw using his right arm, which was in perfect scoop
throw position, Chiyonooh just pulled that arm away and went along with the
throw putting both hands to the dirt in defeat. I always harp on the
nage-no-uchi-ai because we should have seen one here. When we didn't and when
Chiyonooh opted to put both palms to the dirt instead of at least attempting
something, it's a classic case of intentional mukiryoku sumo, which in this case
favored Kotonowaka. At 7-5, it looks as if he's bought another basho in the
division.
Wow, talk about two rikishi on opposite ends of the spectrum as M13 Ichinojo
stepped into the ring to face M11 Enho. There is no possible way that Enho can
beat Ichinojo in a straight up bout, so this was simply a case of would he or
wouldn't he. Ichinojo would as he chased Enho around as the smaller rikishi
moved left at the tachi-ai, but Ichinojo caught up well unleashing a right
kote-nage that threw Enho completely off balance, and so the follow up was an
extra few shoves that sent Enho down tsuki-taoshi. I'm always amazed at how fast
Enho pulls himself up off the ground, and today was another case of his
toughness. Ichinojo moves to 5-7 with the win while Enho falls further at 2-10.
Before the crowd could really get settled, we had our first bout of the day with
serious yusho implications between M10 Ryuden and M17 Shimanoumi. Ryuden
completely neutralized Shimanoumi at the tachi-ai causing the latter to go for a
quick pull, but Ryuden easily survived and got his left arm to the inside.
Shimanoumi hunkered low and kept his can back, and the last thing this dude
wanted was a yotsu contest against Ryuden. Well, if the bout was real.
This
one was not, and so instead of wrenching Shimanoumi upright and looking to set
up an outer grip, Ryuden just let Shimanoumi push his inside position away, and
then the two grappled in the center of the ring with no definable position. At
this point, the most excitement was whether or not the gyoji was going to dip in
and grab Shimanoumi's sagari off the dohyo floor in the middle of the action,
but alas he did not. With Ryuden failing to take charge and just standing there,
Shimanoumi finally reached for an inside belt grip with the left, which was
completely uncontested by Ryuden, and when the M17 went for an inside dashi-nage
with that same left, Ryuden just flopped forward and down rolling to the corner
of the dohyo for added emphasis. Trust me, the force exerted behind that
dashi-nage would not cause a rikishi the side of Ryuden to go parallel with the
dohyo. Ryu did that all on his own.
Onokuni was on the NHK News 9 program afterwards, and he described Shimanoumi's
sumo this basho in one word: gaman. What?? You have a guy so close to the
yusho and the word you use to explain his sumo is endurance? It's a perfect
example of these guys trying to find cool sounding words to explain away pure
passivity and mukiryoku sumo. What happened to the much ballyhooed "oshi-zumo"
line from yesterday? The problem is Shimanoumi is not beating guys from the
tachi-ai, and he's not using his brand of sumo to wield any sort of a beating
stick. Endurance? How about something with a little bit more testosterone feel
to it like bruiser or ass-kicker?
Whatever. The patient Shimanoumi improves to 11-1 now with the gifted win while
Ryuden falls off the leaderboard at 9-3.
M7 Endoh got the left inside early at the tachi-ai against M16 Akua but then
just stood there and let Akua force him back to the edge and down yori-taoshi
style. A step into Akua's charge, Endoh grabbed a right outer grip showing just
how exposed the rookie was, but he just went backwards with the flow allowing
Akua to force him down. Sawataishi Announcer shouted "bariki!" at the end
implying good horsepower from Akua, but he should have shouted "mukiryoku!" to
describe Endoh's sumo. This bariki was nowhere to be found early on when Akua
wasn't paying for bouts. He moves to 7-5 which means we have to talk about him
next basho as well. Damn. Endoh is a quiet 6-6 but his billfold his fatter
tonight.
M14 Chiyonokuni's quest for kachi-koshi is complete as M5 Myogiryu took charge
the first few steps of the bout driving Chiyonokuni back to the edge, but he
stopped his attack at that point and allowed Chiyonokuni to tsuppari his way
back to the center of the ring. With Myogiryu flailing around waiting for the
kill, Kuni went for a mediocre pull and Myogiryu just put both palms to the dirt
with no other part of his body even close to touching down. It wouldn't surprise
me if Chiyonokuni didn't win another bout this basho now that he's at 8-4. As
for Myogiryu, he falls to 3-9.
M4 Hokutofuji picked up kachi-koshi thanks to M7 Tochinoshin's letting up for
him. The bout began in migi-yotsu with Tochinoshin on the cusp of a right outer
grip, but he purposefully refrained. Oh, he groped Hokutofuji's chastity belt
three or four times but just couldn't get his fingers to stick...darn the luck.
With Hokutofuji completely had and unable to attack, Tochinoshin went for a slow
maki-kae with no repercussions from his opponent, and any time you see a
maki-kae that isn't do or die, the bout is fake. Now in moro-zashi, Shin
couldn't picked his kimari-te, but he did the wise thing which was to withdraw
that right arm from the inside, back up for no reason, and let Hokutofuji force
him straight back and out across the entire diameter of the dohyo. Kisenosato
suffered severe diarrhea of the mouth after this one using the word "gaman"
at least 15 times in describing Hokutofuji's sumo, and you notice how he didn't
once mention an actual waza...because there weren't any employed by
Hokutofuji. The M4 buys his kachi-koshi at 8-4 while Tochinoshin falls to 6-6.
Before we move on, I now know where Onokuni got the word "gaman" for the
NHK News 9 program. Kisenosato probably used it 50 times today in an effort to
explain rikishi who needed their guys to let up for them to win, and so now the
Japanese fans are programmed to think "gaman" as a virtuous trait when watching
guys make improbable come backs.
M4
Tobizaru got his ass kicked by M1 Wakatakakage who forced him back a step from
the tachi-ai and fought off Tobizaru's weak pull attempt to secure moro-zashi
and drive Tobizaru back and down slamming him across the bales. Both rikishi end
the day at 4-8 and you can already tell I'm tired of Tobizaru's act.
Looks
like we're going to have to put up with Komusubi Takayasu in the sanyaku another
basho. Today M2 Daieisho's MO was to stand as upright as possible and see how
fast Takayasu could dispatch him. The guy in the hair shirt connected on a nice
choke hold, but his de-ashi were absent and so Daieisho was able to mawari-komu
around the ring, and at one point, he had Takayasu standing completely up
straight with his right arm up and above Daieisho's left shoulder as pictured at
left. At this point, Daieisho could have easily assumed moro-zashi and driven
Takayasu back or delivered an okuri-taoshi, but he anticipated a pull instead
that really didn't come and so Daieisho stumbled forward but not all the way
down only to have Takayasu slap him to the floor in the end. What an ugly bout
of sumo here as Takayasu moves to 7-5. As for Daieisho, he falls to 8-4 and can
bank some serious cash the rest of the way if he wanna.
Komusubi
Terunofuji was paired against Sekiwake Mitakeumi, and as I stated yesterday,
there is no way that Mitakeumi can beat Terunofuji unless the Mongolian lets
him. Today was a perfect example as Mitakeumi was defenseless at the tachi-ai
allowing Terunofuji to secure moro-zashi, and from this point Mitakeumi didn't
have a pot to piss in as Terunofuji bodied him upright and forced him across in
mere seconds. This was masculine sumo and bariki and everything they wish the
Japanese rikishi had as Terunofuji moves to 10-2 while Mitakeumi is pounded like
mochi at 6-6. Though nobody is saying it, everyone's afraid to face
Terunofuji in a straight up bout.
M6 Tamawashi struck Suckiwake Takanosho once at the tachi-ai and then put his
right arm up and over Takanosho's left shoulder allowing the Suckiwake to just
force him back in seconds. Of course, Tamawashi stepped out before Takanosho
could finish, and this was a light bout of sumo that Tamawashi obviously threw
in favor of Takanosho. Tamawashi was in the same position that Takayasu was in
against Daieisho, and the same thing would have happened to Takayasu if Daieisho
was trying to win. Regardless of that, both dudes end the day at 6-6.
The
final bout of the day was Takakeisho welcoming M6 Takarafuji, and Fuji played
the part of a doormat standing straight up at the tachi-ai and allowing
Takakeisho to just thrust him back once, twice, three times a lady. It looked
good for sure and credit Takakeisho for going through the correct motions, but
if your opponent is just standing there upright with his arms out wide, you
better be able to dismantle him like that. With the gift, Takakeisho clinches
the Nenkan Saitasho award at 49 wins and counting, but more important than that
is his moving to 11-1 and keeping pace with Shimanoumi. As for Takarafuji, he
settles for 8-4 in listless defeat.
At the end of the day, the leaderboard is as follows:
11-1: Takakeisho, Shimanoumi
Those two happen to face each other tomorrow, so at the end of Day 13, we'll
have a sole leader. If the bout is straight up, Shimanoumi will win easily.
Either scenario can be hyped, so the drama here is what will Shimanoumi choose
to do.
See ya again tomorrow.
Day 11 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
I
think it's important in my commentary to not only focus on the bouts themselves
but to also touch on how the media is covering the basho and what storylines
they are helping to narrate. That's why I often include elements of the NHK
broadcast in my comments and not just the bouts themselves. There's a certain
culture that exists in the way that sumo is treated in the Japanese media, and
so it's important to understand that culture in order to see the eyes of sumo
the way the Japanese people view it. In short, I know of no other people who are
as gullible as the Japanese, and I don't mean that in a derogatory fashion. They
never question authority, and they accept anything that's reported in the media
as gospel. Understanding that is key because knowing how the media is treating a
basho helps explain a lot of what is transpiring in the dohyo.
My Day 11 broadcast did not start out with a particular theme, so I'll open here
with the way NHK News 9 featured the day. Most of the focus was on Shimanoumi
and his "strong oshi-zumo" this tournament. Strong oshi-zumo? That's certainly
not the impression I've had of the dude. I mean, I think he's scored a few legit
wins this tournament, but stronger dudes lik Chiyotairyu and all of the
foreigners he's faced have let up for him. Even Chiyomaru visiting from Juryo
let up for him, but if "strong oshi-zumo" is the term News 9 uses to describe
Shimanoumi's sumo, then that's what the Japanese fans immediately program into
their brains.
Beyond the strong oshi-zumo reference, News 9 went onto explain that this is the
year for the Maku-jiri yusho. "Shiri" is literally the word for arse, and so
Maku-jiri basically refers to the last spot on the Makuuchi banzuke or the
caboose, and in the case of this basho the Maku-jiri is Shimanoumi. Tokushoryu
took the yusho from the Maku-jiri position in March and then Terunofuji did it
in July, and so News 9 is using it as another storyline to help hype the current
basho.
Just because NHK News 9 brought the Maku-jiri yusho story up, it doesn't mean
it's going to happen, and I'm convinced there's no way they'll allow anything
other than a Takakeisho yusho this tournament, but it's an interesting storyline
that they can use to help maintain interest and justify the leaderboard in an
otherwise boring basho.
They also added the human element by suggesting Shimanoumi is making this run
because of what his stablemate, Tokushoryu, pulled off in March. They showed
Shimanoumi alongside Tokushoryu in the car that drove Tokushoryu around for the
yusho parade, and then they focused in closely on Shimanoumi's facial expression
and slowed down the video suggesting that Shimanoumi was inspired at that moment
to work for the same goal...his own Makuuchi yusho. Ha ha, whatever. Why didn't
he make the run then in July or September if he was so inspired? Or did he have
to wait until he assumed the Maku-jiri rank to then be inspired?
Anyway, understanding this fluff and spin helps explain why Sumo can put such a
terrible product on the dohyo and still skate by with fans actually accepting it
all and believing it. Judging by the attendance today, it actually looks as if
it's decreasing, and you know I'll continue to keep an eye on that.
Okay,
let's start with the yusho contenders, and that means first up is the born again
M17 Shimanoumi who was paired today against M13 Hoshoryu. Hoshoryu came with
hands to the neck of Shimanoumi at the tachi-ai and drove him back two steps
close to the edge, and usually a guy will use that attack to set up the yotsu
position, and Hoshoryu actually had his hand in the perfect location for an
outer grip a few times, but he refused to latch on and instead let the action
flow back to the center of the ring ignoring any sort of inside position and
yotsu-zumo altogether. From there the two traded jabs a bit and looked to hook
back up at the belt, and with Hoshoryu doing nothing to get established,
Shimanoumi went for the lightest of taps to the back of Hoshoryu's right
shoulder, and the Mongolian complied by stumbling forward, turning 90 degrees,
and waiting for Shimanoumi to rush in and dump him off the dohyo from there.
As is usually the case when a dude purchases a huge run in the division, you
can't point to his offensively-minded sumo because it isn't there. Think
Tobizaru last basho. Every bout was Tobizaru on defense and then at the end he
was magically able to slip behind his opponent and rush him out for the
victory...similar to this bout today, but there was no offensive momentum or any
other legitimate technique that Shimanoumi employed to win this bout. It was
fixed from the start, and hey, the winning technique goes down in the books as
oshi-zumo!!
The end result is Shimanoumi's moving to 10-1 and keeping himself on the top
rung of the leaderboard, and yes, the Maku-jiri dream is still alive for now.
Hoshoryu bows to 6-5 and looked like the better rikishi out there today.
The
next bout with yusho implications on the day featured M6 Takarafuji vs. M10
Ryuden, and the bout went to hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai where Ryuden secured
the early inside position and had his foe upright enough to grab a wide open
outer grip. He never grabbed it, however, and instead let Takarafuji grab the
inside belt with the left and a right outer grip. As Takarafuji attempted a
force-out charge, Ryuden finally grabbed a right outer, but it was just on one
fold of the mawashi, and that fold slipped up way high decreasing the
effectiveness of Ryuden's position As weak as it was, the grip was good enough
to halt Takarafuji's charge and force the action back to the center of the ring,
and as Ryuden began to throw his size advantage around, he broke off
Takarafuji's outer grip and looked to gain control, but that right outer was
just too weak. About 1 minute and 15 seconds into the bout, Ryuden went for a
slick dashi-nage that threw Takarafuji over to the edge and upright, and from
there Ryuden was able to push him down from behind. This was a very good bout of
sumo and my opinion is that Ryuden let it happen this way because early on he
purposefully refused the outer grip and let Takarafuji assume a good fightin'
position. Regardless of that, Ryuden stays on the leaderboard at 9-2 while
Takarafuji is out of contention--for the moment--at 8-3.
Komusubi
Terunofuji was the next leader to step atop the dohyo to face M5 Myogiryu, and
Fuji established the right arm early before getting his left arm at the side of
Myogiryu's belt in perfect position for a stifling left outer, but instead of
grabbing the belt--something he could have easily done, he opted to come away
with a handful of sagari. From this point he lifted Myogiryu upright but just
let his foe go creating a bit of separation in the ring. As Myogiryu rushed back
in, he was able to secure moro-zashi, but that means nothing against Terunofuji
if he intends on winning, and he did today by squeezing in tightly around both
of Myogiryu's arms from the outside before executing his signature kime-dashi.
The win was easy in the end, but Terunofuji was leaving himself vulnerable early
on. Is that signaling another loss on the horizon? That was the case in his Day
7 win over Wakatakakage when he was sloppy early but ended up winning, so we'll
see.
Terunofuji draws Mitakeumi tomorrow, and there is no way that Mitakeumi can beat
Terunofuji in a straight up bout, so we'll just have to see how it plays out.
For now, Terunofuji moves to 9-2 and tallies 30 wins over the last three basho
with four more days to go. I realize that 13 of those wins came from the M17
rank, but if Terunofuji was Japanese, they'd already be talking about Ozeki
promotion. I still think that Fuji will fade in the end with no more than 11
wins. As for Myogiryu, he falls to 3-8.
And
that brings us to Takakeisho who was paired against M5 Kotoshoho. Both dudes
pushed into each other from the tachi-ai bouncing off only to go for another
simultaneous volley, and then on the third attempt, Kotoshoho knocked the faux-zeki
back a full step, but instead of using good de-ashi to follow up, Takakeisho
moved left going for his signature left inashi move, and Kotoshoho (6-5) just
dutifully walked right into it flopping to the dirt and giving Takakeisho the
easy win.
Takakeisho moves to 10-1 with the gift and has to be the favorite to yusho. You
know how they always do that talk when someone withdraws leaving a guy as the
lone Yokozuna or Ozeki? "Oh, he must feel such a big responsibility now
shouldering the weight of the basho as the only one left." Bull crap. That's
just more useless talk that everyone believes of course, but the point is...if
you have one elite rikishi left on the banzuke and he's Japanese, it looks
really bad if the dude isn't able to yusho. For that reason, I think Takakeisho
is the clear favorite to yusho here, and it of course has nothing to do with the
content of his sumo.
The result is the following leaderboard at the end of the day:
10-1: Takakeisho, Shimanoumi
9-2: Ryuden
For the second day in a row, NHK did NOT show the leaderboard after Takakeisho's
bout. They did update the graphic I introduced yesterday regarding the Nenkan
Saitasho. With Takakeisho's win today, he's now in a tie with Shodai at 48 for
most wins this calendar year, which means Takakeisho is a lock to win the award
this year. Most of the news rags are also trumpeting this feat helping to
reinforce the faux-zeki's position on the leaderboard.
In other bouts of interest on the day, Sekiwake Mitakeumi and Komusubi Takayasu
looked to hook up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, but neither guy pulled the
other in close, and so it was a very lightweight bout out of the gate. A few
seconds in, Takayasu went for a weak pull leaving himself vulnerable, but
Mitakeumi just flopped around never looking to defeat his opponent. After
Takayasu recovered from his pull attempt, he caught the listless Mitakeumi with
a nice tsuki with the right arm and that stood the Suckiwake upright, and then
it was an easy push-out from there with Mitakeumi all too glad to exit dohyo
left. This bout was as mukiryoku as they come leaving both guys at 6-5.
M4
Tobizaru offered a right hari-te at the tachi-ai against Sekiwake Takanosho, but
the Sekiwake bested that with his own right choke hold standing Tobizaru
upright. From this position, Takanosho could have done what he wanna, but he
just stood there and waited for the Flying Monkey to make a move. Said move came
about five seconds in with a light tap to the back of Takanosho's right
shoulder, and Takanosho just put two palms to the dirt with no other part of his
body close to touching down. No question this bout was fixed as Tobizaru buys
his way to 4-7 while Takanosho falls to 5-6.
M14 Chiyonokuni is fading fast, but he only needs to pony up for one more win to
earn kachi-koshi. Today M10 Meisei executed a nasty tachi-ai henka jumping left
and putting both hands at the back of Chiyonokuni's head before riding him down
with both hands at the base of his skull. It was quick and dirty as Meisei moves
to 6-5 while Chiyonokuni is long gone from the leaderboard at 7-4.
M11 Enho got up really slow today and walked back to the dressing room gingerly
after taking a yet another terrible spill backwards off the dohyo. M11 Sadanoumi
showed just how easy it is to grab Enho even after the little guy henka'd to his
left. With a stifling inside left grip and right outer grip both at the back of
Enho's belt, the Sadamight just dove off the dohyo with Enho underneath him. I'm
seriously worrying about Enho's long term health as he falls to 2-9. When that
dude turns 40, nearly every joint in his body is going to crack with every step
he takes. Sadanoumi improves to 3-9.
And finally, after a rough start in the division, M16 Akua has realized that
he's actually got to pay for his wins (who'da thunk?), and he did that today
against M12 Kaisei. Kaisei actually had moro-zashi from the tachi-ai when Akua
shaded left without doing anything, but he let the rookie maki-kae with the left
arm and then Kaisei just took his left arm to the outside now giving Akua
moro-zashi. Then for no reason, Kaisei turned his body just a bit allowing Akua
to easily force him out from there. Akua is now 6-5 and has figured out the
Makuuchi game. As for Kaisei, he had room to sell dropping to 5-6.
Back again tomorrow as we hone in on the yusho race.
Day 10 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
A
stat that always gets attention the last basho of the year is the Nenkan
Saitasho, or most wins in the calendar year. Today they showed the top 5 and
here's how it reads:

Shodai 48
Takakeisho 46
Asanoyama 44
Mitakeumi 42
Takanosho 42
Because one of the basho this year was canceled due to Covid, those numbers are
going to be lower by 9-11 wins, but this is exactly how the Sumo Association
drew things up at the start of the year. Obviously missing are Hakuho and
Kakuryu, and I'm guessing the top five hasn't excluded a foreign rikishi since
just before Konishiki first entered the division. It's just part of the long
range plan to phase the furreners out of sumo.
Back in the day when the venue was largely empty and the Mongolians ruled the
roost, the highest number was usually in the 80's or at worst the 70's. A decade
ago Hakuho posted an 86, and he did that two years in a row. In fact, the
Yokozuna won the award for nine straight years from 2007 to 2015, and his
average number of wins that stretch was 77.3.
Last year's "winner" was Asanoyama at 55 for an average of less than 10 wins per
tourney, and since 2014, the number has never touched 70. If you think back to
2014 what was occurring?
Endoh was just cutting his teeth in the division and became a sensation...all
for achieving exactly nothing. Kotoshogiku and Kisenosato had been ram-rodded
into the Ozeki rank two years before and Goeido would join them in 2014, but
with those three floundering around, the Sumo Association gambled by building up
rikishi using fixed bouts to see how it would play. The media never called them
on Endoh or the Japanese Ozeki, and when nobody questioned Kotoshogiku's yusho
in 2016, they ultimately sold their soul.
With the foreign rikishi keeping themselves in check, the result was a packed
venue each baho largely up until the virus hit earlier this year. I had been
noticing cracks in the seams as Kisenosato was exposed more and more late in his
career, and now this Corona Virus business has devastated more than economies
and people's lives. I just don't see how sumo can recover from it because
they're putting such a poor product on the dohyo these days that there's no
reason for the casual fans to come back.
Yes, they may have flipped the Nenkan Saitasho award so that it's dominated by
Japanese rikishi, but it's been at the expense of quality sumo.
Ironically, we had our best day of sumo this tournament quality-wise, so let's
get to it starting from the bottom up.
M16 Chiyoshoma knocked Juryo rikishi, Midorifuji, back from the tachi-ai with a
stiff right kachi-age, and as Midorifuji looked to duck back in, Chiyoshoma
executed a perfectly-timed hataki-komi slapping Midorifuji down a few seconds
in. I do believe I misread Midorifuji's shikona earlier in the basho and called
him Kotofuji. Chiyoshoma moves to 6-4 with the easy win.
M17
Shimanoumi looked to keep pace on the leaderboard against M14 Chiyonokuni, and
if there's one word to describe Chiyonokuni's sumo this basho it'd be "pull." I
know, the first word that entered my mind was "yaocho" too, but no...it's
"pull." It's been his bread and butter throughout, so after a thrust or two
Shimanoumi's way at the tachi-ai, Chiyonokuni went into pull mode and Shimanoumi
was ready easily forcing him over and out just like that.Shimanoumi guarantees
at least a share of the lead heading down the stretch moving to 9-1 while
Chiyonokuni falls to 7-3.
M14 Kotonowaka came with both arms low and forward at the tachi-ai against M16
Akua, and the rookie walked right into moro-zashi at the hands of Baby Waka, and
not even Kotonowaka could screw this one up as he kept his gal in close as Akua
tried to mawari-komu around the ring, but he only got a fourth of the way before
Kotonowaka just leaned into him and toppled him back to the edge of the dohyo.
Kotonowaka dangerously put down the right hand to break his fall, but the judges
ignored it and rightly so I think. Kotonowaka moves to 6-4 while Akua falls to
5-5.
At
this point of the broadcast, they posted a graphic of Gagamaru and announced the
Georgian was retiring from sumo. Fujii Announcer actually read the information
as it came across the wires at the start of the broadcast, but they waited until
this point to show the official graphic. Apparently, Gagamaru's mother is not
doing well in his home country back home, and with the former Komusubi and
current Jonidan rikishi not having fought in a year due to knee injuries, it was
time to head home. Hopefully the dude has not squandered too much of his cash.
M11 Sadanoumi and M13 Hoshoryu hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai with
both dudes grabbing left outer grips, but without really pressing in chest to
chest, Hoshoryu took a step back in order to plant his foot and go for an outer
belt throw that wasn't even contested. I mean, Sadanoumi had his arm in perfect
scoop throw position to counter, and had he pulled the trigger it would have led
to a nage-no-uchi-ai. Instead, he just sort hopped on one foot and fell back
onto his arse across the straw. Tatsunami-oyakata (former Asahiyutaka) in the
mukou-joumen chair said it best when he immediately offered, "kantan ni
toraseru," or Sadanoumi just let him do what he [Hoshoryu] wanted." Another
term for it is yaocho as Hoshoryu moves to 6-4 while Sadanoumi falls to 2-8.
M15 Chiyotairyu and M11 Enho both stood straight up at the tachi-ai making no
contact whatsoever. With half a meter separating the two, they sorta made
gestures with glad hands before Enho circled a bit left. At this point
Chiyotairyu moved in with two right slaps that were light enough that Enho was
able to move left a bit more and offer a mini-tsuki into Chiyotairyu's right
side, and of course the larger Chiyotairyu went down like a house of cards.
Chiyotairyu's either got a severe glass jaw or the fix was in here. Hint: it's
the latter as Enho limps his way to 2-8 while Chiyotairyu falls to 6-4. You
watch Enho just get his ass kicked all basho, and then he offers a light slap
like that with no legs involved while still moving laterally, and it fells a
dude who weighs in at 170 k? Uh huh.
M10 Meisei got the left arm inside early against a defenseless M9 Tokushoryu,
and Meisei immediately went for an inside belt throw. As for Tokushoryu, his
left arm was right there in the kote position, but the counter kote-nage
never came signaling his intentions to throw the bout. Meisei's inside belt
throw moved Tokushoryu over to the edge but not quite out, so Tokushoryu squared
back up and allowed Meisei to get moro-zashi and force him back that last step.
Tokushoryu was completely mukiryoku in this contest as both rikishi end the day
5-5.
M8 Aoiyama and M12 Kaisei were not fully synced at the tachi-ai, and they both
stood up thinking it was a false start, but the gyoji said go and so they went.
Sorta. Aoiyama sputtered with a few tsuppari before going for en early pull, and
once he did, Kaisei moved in getting the right arm inside with a left outer
grip, and Aoiyama made no effort to defend at the edge giving Kaisei the easy
yori-kiri. As is usually the case, bouts between two foreign rikishi are rarely
hotly contested. Kaisei moves to 5-5 while Aoiyama falls to 3-7.
At this point of the broadcast they showed a different view of the arena, and
I'll just post it here. You can see the top third of the masu-seki is empty and
then nobody is up in the rafters. Usually a basho gains momentum as it enters
the second week, but not this time. Sumo as allowed to fill every other
seat up there, but there' no demand for the duckets.

In the useless trivia department, this is actually
the 500th basho since the modern era of sumo began back in the year Meiji 42, so
who will hoist the cup at the end of this memorable tournament?? I didn't bother
taking a picture of the graphic but Tochiazuma won tourney 400, Hokutoumi won
tourney 300, and Takamiyama won tourney 200. I can't remember which dude won
100.
M12 Yutakayama refrained from his usual tsuppari tachi-ai against M8
Terutsuyoshi just keeping his arms in low, and that gifted Terutsuyoshi the easy
left frontal belt grip. Yutakayama's defense was to wrap both arms around Teru's
right wing, and the two dug in a bit from there. After a quick keta-guri attempt
from Terutsuyoshi that didn't connect, Yutakayama was able to latch on with a
right outer grip over the top, and Terutsuyoshi was stuck at this point in terms
of a forward attack, so he attempted an uwate-hineri move with him on the run,
and that sent Yutakayama over to the edge but not quite out, and Terutsuyoshi
was gassed at this point succumbing to a quick pull attempt from Yutakayama.
This was a very unorthodox bout of sumo as Yutakayama limps to 3-7 while
Terutsuyoshi falls to 2-8.
M13 Ichinojo shaded a bit left at the tachi-ai against M7 Tochinoshin grabbing
the cheap outer grip, but his right inside position was shallow as Shin dug in
with his own right inside. As the two settled in, Ichinojo was able to shore up
that right inside position, and with Tochinoshin pinned in tight, he used his
body well to wrench Shin upright and keep him there just enough to where he was
able to score the force-out win. This was a surprisingly good bout between two
foreigners, and the win moves Ichinojo to 3-7 while Tochinoshin falls to 5-5.
M7 Endoh neutralized M9 Kotoeko well at the tachi-ai getting the left arm inside
and driving Eko back a step, but then Endoh just paused not making an effort to
grab the right outer grip. I was suspicious at that point because he had
multiple opportunities to grab it and even grab a grip towards the front, but he
just kept that arm away so that when Kotoeko went for a weak kote-nage, Endoh
just walked himself outta the dohyo. I mean, the dude didn't even hit the dirt
despite the kote-nage move, which is technically a throw, but whatever. Both
rikishi end the day at 6-4 as Endoh throws this bout.
M6 Tamawashi kept his tsuppari high and largely wide allowing M10 Ryuden to work
his left arm inside after a few seconds, and from there Tamawashi just backed up
to the straw and waited for Ryuden to stand him upright and push him across that
final step. Tamawashi was as mukiryoku as you please here falling to 6-4 while
Ryuden keeps himself on the NHK leaderboard at 8-2.
M4 Hokutofuji came with his usual tachi-ai getting the left choke hold against
M6 Takarafuji's neck while pressing with the right hand, and this drove
Takarafuji back a full step and a half. Takarafuji was befuddled, and Hokutofuji
had the easy path to drive Takarafuji out, but he didn't bother to drive his
legs forward. At this point Takarafuji went for an ill-advised pull that had no
effect other than to allow Hokutofuji the perfect position to drive T-Fuji back
and out, but he refrained yet again. With Takarafuji still befuddled, it was
Hokutofuji's turn to go for a pull, and he set it up nicely but didn't follow
through all the way, and my opinion was that he was leaving himself open for a
Takarafuji attack, but the older Fuji just couldn't do it. They finally set up
in migi-yotsu, a position that favors Takarafuji, but he was already gassed and
so the two stood in the center of the ring for nearly a minute. The bout finally
ended up in a nage-no-uchi-ai at the edge where Hokutofuji threw with the right
inside and
Takarafuji
countered with a left kote-nage. Takarafuji touched his right hand down first,
but unfortunately...they ruled it a tie, so we had to do this all over again.
In the do-over, Hokutofuji won the tachi-ai again, and all Takarafuji could do
was go for an inashi swipe at the back of Hokutofuji's arm, but Hokutofuji
survived and finally drove his compromised opponent back and across. Hokutofuji
moves to 6-4 with the win, and he definitely gave Takarafuji his chances, but
the latter just couldn't get it together falling to 8-2. When you stop and think
about it, how in the hell does a guy come into the day at 8-1 and look like that
in the ring? I do believe I have called all of Takarafuji's wins this basho as
fake, and his performance today certainly backs that up.
M3 Okinoumi made no effort to get to the inside or pull M2 Daieisho into the
clinch, and so Daieisho just tsuppari'ed Okinoumi upright and knocked him back
wham bam thank you ma'am. This bout was definitely arranged in favor of Daieisho
even though I really like both of these guys and they are very capable. Daieisho
moves to 7-3 while Okinoumi falls to 5-5.
M1 Kiribayama shaded left against M3 Kagayaki at the tachi-ai, but he didn't do
anything and so Kagayaki got the right arm deep inside completely lifting
Kiribayama upright. As Kagayaki executed his force out charge, Kiribayama just
went with the flow and walked his way back as fast as Kagayaki could force him
back. I mean, at least fake a counter kote-nage with the right, but Kiribayama
was 100% mukiryoku in this one. Kagayaki moves to 4-6 with the uncontested win
while Kiribayama falls to 1-9. What a useless bout.

At this point of the broadcast they (Fujii Announcer and Kitanofuji) started
giving Asahiyutaka in the mukou joumen chair guff for the kesho mawashi he
sported back at the 1997 Haru basho that had this big gold gourd and gay orange
tassels hanging from it. I mean, the thing was literally a 3D kesho mawashi.
Both Fujii Announcer and Kitanofuji were laughing as they asked Asahiyutaka how
embarrassing it was to wear that, and you could just see it on Asahiyuaka's
face. Even the old guy in the Jedi master vest (pictured below) there in the
front row was laughing, and I only bring this up because it was the true
highlight of the broadcast to this point. That was also the time when I lived in
Japan, and I remember visiting Asahiyutaka's stable often for morning keiko to
watch him practice. And yes, I still know how to properly use the term gay as we
used it in the 70's when I was a child.

Moving right along, M2 Onosho and M1 Wakatakakage hooked up in migi-yotsu where
Onosho looked to take control by using a scoop throw motion to throw
Wakatakakage off balance. Wakatakakage hunkered down low trying to take away
Onosho's momentum, but Onosho grabbed the left outer grip and wouldn't let go as
Wakatakakage tried to throw his opponent off this way and that and break off
that grip, but Onosho held tight and forced Wakatakakage over and down beating
him yori-taoshi style across the bales. Wow, this was the best bout of sumo I've
ever seen Onosho fight, and it's one of the top five bouts of the entire basho.
Good stuff here as Onosho moves to 4-6 while Wakatakakage falls to 2-8 in
defeat, and that Asahiyutaka bit must have brought this bout some good karma.
And
that brings us to Komusubi Terunofuji who stepped into the ring against M4
Tobizaru. Terunofuji has purposefully introduced a decline in the quality of
sumo the last three days, but these guys have their pride especially when facing
a goofball like Tobizaru with no street cred in the division whatsoever.
Curiously, Terunofuji suddenly remembered the importance of latching onto his
opponent from the tachi-ai, and so he easily grabbed the flying monkey tightly
around both arms and plum lifted him clear off the dohyo and walked him over to
the edge before setting him down as if he wasn't even there. Normally when
Tobizaru loses, he has this big grin on his face or he'll lightly bite his
tongue through his teeth as if to say, "Wasn't that funny?" Today, however, the
dude was completely humiliated, and I've never seen him want to exit the arena
and get off camera so quickly.
As for Terunofuji, he shows once again that he is a man among boys here in
moving to 8-2, an as I've been talking the past few days, I think Fuji's gonna
intentionally fade down the stretch, but that was an awesome display today, and
I don't remember the last time we saw a tsuri-dashi like that. The bout didn't
quite clip Harumafuji's tsuri-otoshi of Goeido in the latter's second basho in
the division, but it was in the same league. Tobizaru falls to 3-7 after the
ignominious defeat.
Suckiwake
Mitakeumi failed to make any impact against M5 Kotoshoho at the tachi-ai, and so
Kotoshoho simply shaded right and went for a sweet pull that dragged Mitakeumi
clear over to the edge where he drove the final nail in the coffin with a right
tsuki to Mitakeumi's left side. Both rikishi end the day at 6-4 and that was an
embarrassing loss by Mitakeumi considering his rank and status as one of the
Japanese elites.
Sekiwake Takanosho has been worked the last few days, and so it wasn't
surprising to see him go all out against Komusubi Takayasu. He got Takayasu with
a nice right tsuki low enough into the Komusubi's gut that he used to pinch
Takayasu's left inside attempt useless. From there, Takanosho persisted in
lifting Takayasu upright and using some effective shoves to knock Takayasu
across the straw with little argument. Both dudes end the day at 5-5, and it was
impressive sumo from Takanosho today.
The
last four bouts were all legit and contained solid sumo, so would the trend hold
with M3 Myogiryu stepping into the ring against Takakeisho? Unfortunately no.
Instead of trying to rush into his opponent at the starting line and establish
the inside, Myogiryu stood completely upright opting to lightly swipe downward
at Takakeisho's chest. Two seconds in, Myogiryu got a right hand at the back of
Takakeisho's shoulder turning the faux-zeki just a bit, but Myogiryu did not
continue with that shoulder push. Instead, he traded a few more shoves and pulls
with Takakeisho, and when Takakeisho went for the lightest swipe at the back of
Myogiryu's head, the M3 just put both palms to the dirt along with a knee in as
easy of a fake finish as you'd care to call. Takakeisho is gifted a 9-1 mark
while Myogiryu literally falls to 3-7.
As the taiko drums started at the end of the broadcast, NHK didn't even bother
showing the leaderboard because it is absolutely abysmal. If you care, here you
go:
9-1: Takakeisho, Shimanoumi
8-2: Takarafuji, Ryuden
I'll see ya back here tomorrow in some form or another.
Day 9 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Due
to news coverage of the IOC Chairman, Thomas Bach, visiting Japan today, my NHK
broadcast didn't start until a few bouts in the Makuuchi day. They did go back
and replay the ones I missed, but I completely missed the introduction which
usually provides a good feel for where they want to spin the narrative. Judging
from the headlines heading into the day, the majority of the talk is still on
Kotoshogiku's retirement, which isn't surprising because there's little
happening in the ring to give anyone a stiffie. I'm of course also interested in
attendance, and there was a noticeable drop with today being a Monday. I look at
the leaderboard NHK has started posting, and it's going to be tough sell to get
anyone to come out who hasn't already purchased their tickets.
On that note, the day began with M16 Akua grabbing an early right outer grip
against Juryo rikishi, Akiseyama, but without anything to the inside, Akua
couldn't really attack. He repented of his ways and got the left inside thanks
to no defense from Akiseyama, and from there Akua was able to execute the
textbook yori-kiri win. This was a nice bout of sumo and a good way to start the
day as both rikishi stand now at 5-4.
M14 Kotonowaka came with a light moro-te-zuki at the tachi-ai as M13 Hoshoryu
easily fought it off and established himself inside with the right inside belt
grip. Instead of going chest to chest, however, it was more top of shoulders to
top of shoulders as Hoshoryu did not want to give up the left outer grip. With
Hoshoryu not making a move, Kotonowaka easily grabbed it anyway and tried to
wrench Hoshoryu over and out, but the Mongolian countered nicely with an inside
belt throw keeping himself in the ring. Kotonowaka went for another left outside
belt throw inviting a brief nage-no-uchi-ai in the center of the ring where
neither dude wanted to commit on the throw, and so they squared back up. At this
point Kotonowaka maki-kae'd with the left going for a scoop throw as Hoshoryu
countered with a right outer, and this time the two hit the dirt with Hoshoryu's
mage touching down before Kotonowaka's body. This was a very good display of
sumo and counter sumo from both parties, and this type of sumo is possible from
all rikishi in the division. It's just a shame that we rarely get to see it.
Both of these dudes stand at 5-4 as well.
M13 Ichinojo and M12 Kaisei hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai with
Ichinojo coming away with a left outer grip, but as he tried to press forward,
he enabled Kaisei to grab a left outer of his own close to the front of the
belt, and so the gappuri yotsu bout of sumo was on. Ichinojo tested the force
out waters early, but Kaisei's left grip was too powerful, and it allowed him to
counter enough to stay alive. Close to a minute into the bout, it was Kaisei's
turn to go for the force out, and Ichinojo really did nothing to defend it
giving Kaisei the nice win. I don't know if Ichinojo was gassed here or what,
but there was no defense at the end. Regardless, it was another very good
display of sumo, and that's three bouts in a row where the crowd got their
money's worth. Not sure what they laced the chanko with this morning in the
various stables, but I'm impressed as Kaisei moves to 4-5 while Ichinojo is 2-7.
M17
Shimanoumi lost the tachi-ai yet again to M12 Yutakayama who used his superior
height and skills to bully Shimanoumi around a bit. Yutakayama had Shimanoumi on
the ropes with the left arm up and under Shimanoumi's right and a nice choke
hold with the right arm, but he wasn't going for the kill and so it allowed
Shimanoumi to spin out of harm's way 360 degrees and turn the tables on a
mukiryoku Yutakayama pushing him out from behind. This was an obvious fixed bout
that Yutakayama dominated from the start, but at least the acting was believable
to the sheep. Shimanoumi buys his kachi-koshi at 8-1 and stays safely in the
division for next January, so he should start getting his kicked shortly now
that he doesn't need to buy anymore wins. Yutakayama is trading cash for
kachi-koshi at 2-7.
For the first time this basho, M15 Chiyotairyu treated us to his freight train
sumo where he blasts his inferior opponent off of the starting lines and drives
them back once, twice, three times a lady. In this case, M11 Sadanoumi was the
victim as they awarded Chiyotairyu the deserved tsuki-dashi kimari-te. Good
stuff here as Tairyu moves to 6-3 while Sadanoumi falls to 2-7.
M14 Chiyonokuni had a nice tachi-ai putting both hands into M9 Tokushoryu's
neck, but the good sumo ended there. As Kuni dropped his hands, Tokushoryu had a
myriad of openings for him including the right arm to the outside of Kuni's
belt, a pull, the left arm to the inside with Kuni in pull mode, a tottari...you
name it. Through it all, Tokushoryu purposefully never took the opportunity and
so Chiyonokuni was ultimately able to work him over and out. It was sacrilegious
to award the tsuki-dashi winning technique for this effort from Chiyonokuni, but
whatever. He buys this win moving to 7-2 while Tokushoryu had room to sell at
5-4.
M16 Chiyoshoma henka'd to his right at the tachi-ai grabbing the back of M8
Terutsuyoshi's belt and sending him over and down in one second flat. At least
the superior rikishi won here as Chiyoshoma moves to 5-4 while Terutsuyoshi
falls to 2-7.
Okay,
yaocho is tough to predict, which is why I rarely do it, but as stated
yesterday...M11 Enho threw a bout in order to get enough cash together to buy
his first win the next day. M8 Aoiyama will take that action any day of the
week, and the Happy Bulgar whiffed up high with a fake slap at the tachi-ai
enabling Enho to slip left and grab Aoiyama by the back of the right leg, and
with Aoiyama doing nothing to latch on or plant his feet, Enho just ran him
clear across the dohyo and out to the delight of the crowd. Damn, why didn't
Enho figure this out sooner? Sell a bout and then buy a bout the next day. It'd
at least keep him at 7-8 every basho. In the meantime, he stands at 1-8 now
while Aoiyama falls to 3-6. If only life were so easy as this bout.
M10 Meisei was completely flat-footed at the tachi-ai against M7 Endoh, and so
Meisei's tsuki were utterly useless as Endoh cautiously charged forward pushing
Meisei back to the edge where the smaller rikishi then squatted over the bales
as if he had an emergency in the woods. Endoh was nice to him and lightly
knocked him off of the dohyo from that position, and it was a very awkward
finish to an awkward bout of sumo all around. The result is Endoh's picking up
the easy win as he moves to 6-3 while Meisei falls to 4-5.
M7 Tochinoshin came with dual kachi-age high into M10 Ryuden, but Shin wasn't
trying to do any damage with the move, and so Ryuden easily assumed moro-zashi.
Tochinoshin latched on with two grips over the top, but he wasn't looking to
counter in order to win the bout. He made Ryuden work, and at the edge when
Ryuden attacked from the left inside position, Tochinoshin could have done a
nage-no-uchi-ai with a right outer, but he just let go of the grip and allowed
himself to be thrown lightly to the dirt putting that left palm down early just
to make sure. It was actually an enjoyable bout even though Tochinoshin let
Ryuden win. The result puts Ryuden now at 7-2 while Tochinoshin has plenty of
room to sell at 5-4.
M6 Tamawashi showed his true colors today blasting M9 Kotoeko off of the
starting lines and thrusting him back and out in maybe three seconds. There was
nothing Kotoeko could do here, and it's always good to see from time to time
what Tamawashi is capable of. I know there's a lot of focus on Terunofuji right
now, but Tamawashi is the #3 guy on the banzuke behind Hakuho and Kakuryu.
Tamawashi breezes to 6-3 while Kotoeko gets humbled here falling to 5-4.
M6 Takarafuji and M3 Okinoumi hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and
Okinoumi's right hand was in perfect position to grab the outer grip, but you
could see Okinoumi clearly holding back. I mean, Okinoumi is long and lean and
Takarafuji's got the crocodile arms, and so the true flow to this bout would
have been Okinoumi's grabbing the right outer grip and executing the easy force
out or a nice throw. Instead, the two dug in chest to chest with Okinoumi
continuing to refuse the
outer
grip although he instinctively got close to it time and time again while
Takarafuji's arms were too short to even entertain the thought. And so the two
were stuck in this position. The bout was obviously arranged in favor of
Takarafuji, but he was in no position to clinch it. After a minute or so,
Okinoumi finally grabbed the right outer grip and marched Takarafuji over to the
edge, and you could see him just standing there as if to say, "Go for a counter
move ya dumb ass." Takarafuji's right arm was touching Okinoumi's left side, but
there was no tsuki from Takarafuji. Still, Okinoumi just flopped across the
bales in fine fashion as if having been pushed in the side. Takarafuji's
footwork was not established for a tsuki-otoshi, and so he fell down awkwardly
with Okinoumi landing on his shin. You look at Okinoumi's legs locked at the
knees and flowing gently behind him, and he clearly took the dive here in a joke
of a bout as Takarafuji is gifted kachi-koshi at 8-1 while Okinoumi falls to
5-4. Unbelievable.
M3 Kagayaki got the nice position with the right arm up and under M4
Hokutofuji's left at the tachi-ai, and he had quite a few options open to him
including moro-zashi. Kagayaki opted for a light tsuki into Hokutofuji's right
arm causing Hokutofuji to 360 out of there, and that was the sign of, "Here we
go with another fake bout." When Hokutofuji's pirouette was done, Kagayaki had
him in a choke hold with the right and could have finished him off easily, but
he let him go and from that point offered methodic defensive tsuppari waiting
for Hokutofuji to seize the day. Problem for Fuji was he never had any momentum
or positioning to speak of, and so he was having difficulty getting inside, but
in time, Kagayaki showed him the C3P0 arms, and that allowed Hokutofuji to get
inside and push Kagayaki back and out for the cheap win. Obvious thrown bout
here as Hokutofuji moves to 5-4 while Kagayaki falls to 3-6.
M2 Daieisho blasted M1 Wakatakakage upright from the tachi-ai and had the
youngster pushed back and across before Wakatakakage could even think of
countering. Really good stuff here, and this was my favorite bout of the day to
this point as Daieisho moves to 6-3 while Wakatakakage falls to 2-7.
M1 Kiribayama kept his hands high and wide against M2 Onosho from the tachi-ai,
and with Onosho not having made an impact from the initial charge himself,
Kiribayama went for a weak pull, which was really an attempt to just retreat
over to the left near the straw and leave himself vulnerable. Because Kiribayama
actually didn't pull Onosho off balance, Onosho had plenty of room to just shove
his self-compromised opponent back that last step in a pretty ho-hum affair that
maybe lasted three seconds. Kiribayama falls to 1-8 while Onosho is just 3-6.
Up next was the duel between our two Komusubi, Terunofuji and Takayasu, and I'm
sure the MO for Terunofuji at this point is to keep his win total this basho low
enough to where they're not forced to consider him for Ozeki promotion. As far
as the sumo goes, these are two guys going in opposite directions, but when
bouts are compromised, none of that matters, and that was on display today as
Terunofuji had countless openings against the hapless Takayasu yet gave up on
every one.
From
the tachi-ai, Terunofuji put his left hand on Takayasu's right thigh, and while
there's a time and place for that between two dudes, the sumo ring ain't that
place. Terunofuji next grabbed the good ole sagari with that left hand, and that
should have been everyone's cue at that point. With Fuji doing nothing, Takayasu
shaded to his right executing a decent inashi, and Fuji actually played along
fumbling over to the edge, but Takayasu wasn't quick enough to push him out and
instead opted to go for a terrible pull. Just like the bout yesterday, Fuji
could have rushed Takayasu back and out from this point...or at least gotten an
arm inside, but he opted to lightly rest his right arm against Takayasu's side
and then keep the left completely away from an outer grip that was there for the
taking. With Terunofuji holding back, Takayasu went for a series of pulls that
were so weak it was embarrassing, and yet Fuji just stood there waiting around.
At this point, Takayasu grabbed a left outer grip forcing Terunofuji to comply
with the right inside, but he kept his left away again on purpose and danced a
bit more until finally Takayasu went for a weaker than weak dashi-nage, and the
Mongolian just ran himself out of the dohyo from there the last two steps.
This was one of the greatest displays I've mukiryoku sumo I've ever seen, and
simply put, Terunofuji ain't that obtuse. He purposefully refrained from five or
six opportunities and then finally ran out of the dohyo when the lightest of
offensive moves came from his opponent. This was obvious to anyone who has a
clue, and it's the reason that I kept Terunofuji off of my leaderboard
yesterday. He's taking himself out of play and while he still is 7-2, there's no
point considering him as a yusho candidate, and so I won't. As for Takayasu, he
didn't buy this one...it was mandated from the Isegahama camp, so he picks up
the freebie moving to 5-4.
M5 Kotoshoho and Suckiwake Takanosho engaged in a brief oshi-ai from the
tachi-ai, and with neither dude taking the clear advantage, Kotoshoho moved to
his right and tugged Takanosho forward with a right hand at the back of Sho's
triceps, and the move knocked the Suckiwake all the way over to the edge with
his back turned to his opponent. It was easy peasy Japanesey from there as
Kotoshoho rushed forward and knocked Takanosho across before he could square
back up. Not sure where the tsuki-otoshi kimari-te came from since Takanosho
never left his feet, but whatever. The main takeaway from this is how weak
Takanosho is when left to his own power and devices. What an embarrassing loss
as Kotoshoho moves to 5-4 while Takanosho falls to 4-5.
Suckiwake Mitakeumi shaded left at the tachi-ai in an effort to grab a cheap
grip on M5 Myogiryu's belt, but the move was so poorly executed that Myogiryu
seized the right inside position and used his opponent's momentum against him to
rush him back and across in two seconds. Myogiryu shows time and time again that
he is one of the better Japanese rikishi on the banzuke. He's way caught up in
the buying and selling game, but in straight up bouts he usually embarrasses the
so-called Japanese elites. That was the case today as Mitakeumi is dropped to
6-3 while Myogiryu moves to 3-6.
And
that brings us to the day's final bout that featured Takakeisho vs. M4 Tobizaru.
Both rikishi were weak at the tachi-ai with Tobizaru being nudged back maybe
half a step, and instead of moving forward for the kill as an Ozeki would do,
Takakeisho actually backed up as if to set up a pull. The pull never came, but
it was a clear indication that this bout was real. When Takakeisho is forced to
fight straight up, he looks pull or inashi first and push after that, so with
the faux-zeki completely upright and cautious after having his opponent turned a
bit two seconds in, the oshi-ai was on. Now, neither of these two have any oshi
attack to write home about, and so it was a very light display of pushing and
slapping in the center of the ring, and frankly, I've seen better girl fights
than this on the playgrounds at school. With neither rikishi wanting to take
charge for about five seconds, Tobizaru timed a lateral move to his right as
Takakeisho went for a shove, and that completely threw the latter off balance,
and from there Tobizaru easily slapped Takakeisho down and scooped up a nice wad
of kensho for his trouble.
First and foremost, this was a lightweight bout of sumo between two lightweight
guys. The quality was poor and Tobizaru admitted as much in his post-match
interview, and the bottom line is that the Takakeisho camp thought they could
beat Tobizaru straight up, and so nothing was pre-arranged. Oops.
It doesn't matter though. Takakeisho is still the heavy favorite to take the
yusho, and I'm sure that this was just a blip on the radar. Takakeisho's hapless
sumo ability is exposed as he falls to 8-1 while Tobizaru moves to a harmless
3-6.
The surprising loss by Takakeisho does add a few more bodies to the leaderboard,
which now looks like this:
8-1: Takakeisho, Takarafuji, Shimanoumi
7-2: Ryuden, Chiyonokuni
Wow, I can just see the fans lining up tomorrow for this one. I know I'm losing
sleep.
Day 8 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Former
Ozeki Kotoshogiku held his official press conference today announcing his
retirement, and the dude had a hard time getting through it. As I sifted through
all of the news articles, a few things popped out to me that fall in line with
my analysis yesterday of Kotoshogiku's improbable yusho back in 2016. First,
Kotoshogiku is the third oldest rikishi to have ever won a yusho. Second, he is
the slowest Ozeki to have ever achieved the feat requiring 26 tournaments from
the time of his promotion. Whenever you have a dynasty in sports--in this case
the foreigners' grip on the yusho for 10 straight years, the last person to come
along and break up the dynasty is an old, broken-down guy.
Completely changing the subject, the very first thing that I noticed today when
my Day 8 broadcast started was the change in the upper decks. All basho, I've
been commenting on how empty the upper decks have been, and I've even posted a
picture or two here or there. Well, somebody or something must have gotten to
the Sumo Association regarding the poor optics of having empty upper decks
because starting on Day 8, they taped white signs on every other chair
indicating that fans were to space each other at least one seat apart. The
seating was still largely empty, but at least the eye was able to focus on the
pattern of the signage and not the solid red of empty seats. I took a picture of
the arena prior to the Takayasu bout, and attendance has remained quite
consistent the first eight days of the tournament.

There were a few more fannies in the seats today as
Sundays are the most popular days, but they are only drawing the base fans in
Tokyo and little else.
The reason for the lack of excitement is of course the lack of talent exhibited
by the Japanese rikishi in the elite ranks. They are going through the motions
and the correct person is going to take the yusho this basho, but there's just
no substance to it and subconsciously, people know it.
Because it's the weekend, let's just briefly touch on the bouts of interest and
then resume
full reports on the weekdays.

We'll start with Komusubi Terunofuji taking on M2 Daieisho, and from the start,
Terunofuji had the chance to grab Daieisho and pull him in close with the left
inside. Instead, the only thing the Mongolian grabbed was a handful of
Daieisho's sagari with that left hand, and he kept his useless grip on those
strings for a few seconds as Daieisho looked to spin out of harm's way. There
are certain signs of yaocho that when you see them, it's indisputable and one of
them is when a yotsu guy persists in grabbing his opponent's sagari.
Despite
Terunofuji's failure to establish himself in the yotsu position, Daieisho had
zero going for him, and he spun away from the center of the ring going for a
terrible pull. The dude was totally exposed with hands high, and Fuji was right
there in the attacking position, so did the Mongolian take advantage and drive
his compromised opponent back and out? Of course not. Instead he used a left
kachi-age high into Daieisho's throat area as the latter continued to spin away,
and from there, both dudes traded shoves to the neck before Terunofuji continued
to thrust from the outside in...while backing himself up in the process.
Daieisho followed in tow and Terunofuji set up himself up for defeat just like
that.
This was a great example where the guy whose defeated does all the work, and
that was the case here as Terunofuji throws his first bout of the basho. This
one was so lopsided in Fuji's favor, it took Daieisho a bit to gather his wits
after the win and climb back on the dohyo. Then end result is Terunofuji's
falling to 7-1 while Daieisho--a guy I really like--moves to 5-3.
As I was watching the slow motion replays of this one, I thought it ironic that
Terunofuji was pushed out the ring directly in front of his shiso (stable
master) sitting ringside as one of the judges. It was that guy who ordered Fuji
to lose today.

I stated yesterday that Terunofuji was intentionally signaling vulnerabilities
in his sumo against Wakatakakage, and that set up today's loss. It's also not a
coincidence in my opinion that Terunofuji had these two average days over the
middle weekend. Sumo's best ratings and the most focus come on the weekend, and
then you have the weekend sports shows that can focus on Fuji's vulnerabilities
and mistake-riddled sumo.
So
with Terunofuji's supposed weaknesses being exposed, into the ring stepped
Takakeisho in the day's final bout to face M4 Hokutofuji. Hokutofuji actually
latched onto the front of the faux-zeki's belt with the left hand, but he let it
go thanks in no part to anything Takakeisho did, and after Hokutofuji let that
belt go, he was a lame duck just standing there and waiting for Takakeisho to
pull him down. And that he did just a few seconds in swiping at Hokutofuji while
Hokutofuji (4-4) did his part diving down forward to the clay. There was very
little force or pressure coming from either dude in this puff bout of sumo that
leaves Takakeisho as the sole leader now at 8-0.
When you think about it, you have two Yokozuna and two Ozeki out of the basho,
so how can they allow the only remaining Ozeki not to take the
yusho...especially when he's Japanese? I really think they gotta save face here,
and so at this point I don't see how Takakeisho doesn't take the yusho.
You have the aspect of not allowing a Japanese Ozeki to fail when he's the last
elite rikishi standing on the banzuke, and then you also have the dilemma of
what to do if Terunofuji were to yusho again or post 33 wins over three basho.
If Terunofuji was Japanese, a yusho or 33 wins would propel him to the Ozeki
rank, but the last thing sumo needs right now is a real Ozeki from a
different country fighting alongside the frauds that they have slotted there
now. Politics is definitely in play this tournament, and it will likely lead to
a very unspectacular finish to the basho.
With those two bouts out of the way, let's focus on other bouts of interest from
the day.
In a rare straight up bout the last few minutes of the day, M5 Myogiryu crushed
Suckiwake Takanosho back from the tachi-ai, and Takanosho's only response was
the weakest of downward swipes against Myogiryu's extended arm. All that did was
compromise his position even further, and so Myogiryu used two more satisfying
shoves that sent Takanosho clear off the dohyo and into the suna-kaburi. The
fraud that is Takanosho was completely exposed in this one, and how does a true
Sekiwake lose to a one-win rikishi from the rank and file like this? The answer
is he doesn't as Takanosho falls to 4-4 while Myogiryu is just 2-6.
M4 Tobizaru executed the perfect hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping with the right and
getting both arms inside against Suckiwake Mitakeumi for moro-zashi. Despite the
advantageous position, the Flying Monkey just backed up going for a weak right
inside scoop throw in the process. He tried one more as he scooted to the other
side of the dohyo, but what he was really doing was waiting for Mitakeumi to
make a move. Said move was an outer belt throw with the left, and the two
counter inside scoop throw attempts were curiously missing now as Tobizaru just
flopped to the dirt. I mean, this was the perfect place for a nage-no-uchi-ai
especially after Tobizaru showed twice that he was willing to throw with the
inside right position, but in a fixed bout like this, any counter move
disappears like a fart in the wind. Mitakeumi moves to 6-2 with the win, but
when you have to pay Tobizaru (2-6) off, that says something.
I
pointed out one of the obvious signs of a fixed bout was an opponent focusing on
his opponent's sagari. Another clear sign that we see all the time is when a
dude loses by hataki-komi when simply putting both palms to the dirt with no
other part of his body touching down. A prime example was the Komusubi Takayasu
- M2 Onosho matchup where the latter did nothing but wait for a pull attempt to
come from his opponent, and once it did after a few uneventful seconds, Onosho
(2-6) just put both palms to the dirt...ironically in the same position at the
shikiri-sen from where here started the bout. Takayasu moves to 4-4 with the
gift.
M8
Terutsuyoshi (2-6) gave one of the faker falls on the day losing to Kotoshoho
(4-4) in maybe one second as pictured at left.
Not to be outdone, M6 Tamawashi (5-3) put both hands down and took a knee
against M9 Tokushoryu (5-3) after a brief tussle where Tamawashi had the upper
hand throughout.
M9
Kotoeko's tachi-ai today against M6 Takarafuji was a prime example of a rikishi
intentionally waiting to get his ass kicked. Eko stood straight up with feet
aligned and exposing his inside (waki wo hiraku), so when Takarafuji bumped into
him, it actually sent Kotoeko back in such a fashion that you could tell Kotoeko
wasn't moving forward whatsoever. With Kotoeko standing there with his tail
between his legs, Takarafuji secured the left inside and right outer grip and
then just forced Kotoeko over and across with no resistance whatsoever.
Takarafuji moves to 7-1 with the win, but it'd sure be nice to see him have to
earn a win, especially against a guy like Kotoeko. This one was unfortunately
arranged as Kotoeko falls to 5-3.
M14 Chiyonokuni continued his focus on pull sumo, but what a difference it makes
when the bout isn't fixed. Today M7 Endoh easily survived Kuni's mediocre pull
attempts, and once Endoh got the left arm to the inside, it was ballgame as
Chiyonokuni lamely stepped across the straw in defeat. With Chiyonokuni falling
now to 6-2, they're going to have a tough time forming a leaderboard as we head
into week 2. As for Endoh, he's a cool 5-3 following the ridiculously easy win.
M10 Meisei's superb yotsu skills that allowed him to easily manhandle Ichinojo
yesterday in a chest to chest affair were curiously missing today against
another gaijin beast in M7 Tochinoshin. Meisei (4-4) couldn't come close as
Tochinoshin (5-3) just swatted him away and down hataki-komi style like an
annoying fly.
Any time we get a legitimate tsuki-dashi win, it's worth pointing out. Today M8
Aoiyama actually moved forward from the tachi-ai knocking M11 Sadanoumi (2-6)
back and across once, twice, three times a lady. Aoiyama (3-5) could do this at
least 11 days a basho if he wanna.
It's
not often that you see a fixed bout where M11 Enho loses, but that's what
happened today against M16 Akua. The rookie grabbed an early right outer grip
from the tachi-ai, and Enho just stood there flat-footed not looking to get deep
inside or to dart laterally or anything. With Enho standing there flat footed
with feet aligned, Akua gave a slight downward tug of the belt causing Enho to
just spin around onto his back. The curious thing here is that the direction of
Enho spin implied an uwate-hineri (inward twist from an outer grip), but there
was no hineri whatsoever in Akua's belt work. Akua moves to 4-4 with the gift,
and hopefully Enho made enough money from this to buy his first win tomorrow.
Wouldn't surprise me.
M13 Ichinojo gave up moro-zashi to M13 Hoshoryu from the tachi-ai and made the
youngster work for the win, but in the 30 second bout, Ichinojo didn't try a
single time to defeat his opponent. He had kote-nage open to him and either
outer grip followed by a throw open to him if he wanted, but the fix was in
here. Notice how Hoshoryu (5-3) can't do this same kind of sumo against average
rank and filers. As for Ichinojo, he's making serious bank so far at 2-6.
And
finally, Chiyomaru visited from Juryo today to take on M17 Shimanoumi, and Maru
employed defensive tsuppari pushing high into Shimanoumi and focusing on
mawari-komu-ing around the ring. The tactic actually worked pretty good and
frustrated Shimanoumi for a spell, but the problem was Chiyomaru wasn't trying
to defeat his opponent, so around and around they went and at one point when
Shimanoumi touched the back of Chiyomaru's belt, Maru did a 360 and came away in
great shape. Still, he was not looking to win here and eventually Shimanoumi
shoved Maru back and across with no resistance in the end. This was a classic
bout where the guy in defeat does all the work as Shimanoumi is gifted a 7-1
start.
It's usually at this point of the basho where they introduce the leaderboard,
and while I didn't see it today from NHK, if you take Terunofuji out of the mix,
this is what it looks like:
8-0: Takakeisho
7-1: Takarafuji, Shimanoumi
Hooboy.
Day 7 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The
dominating news on Day 7 was the announcement from the Sadogatake camp that
Kotoshogiku decided to retire. Demoted to Juryo for this basho, the former Ozeki
started out just 1-6 and decided that enough was enough. The announcement gives
the basho a major storyline over the weekend to grab people's attention, and
Kotoshogiku will now be known as Hidenoyama-oyakata whose first order of duty
will be to don a drab navy jacket and gray slacks and sit on a cheap folding
chair guarding one of the entrances that leads to the hana-michi.
With three rikishi still in the Makuuchi division from the Sadogatake-beya--and
two of them young, there just wasn't enough cash flow to go around to keep the
Geeku alive. Kotoshogiku will best be remembered for snapping the 10-year
drought of a Japanese rikishi taking the yusho. That yusho was choreographed of
course, and it let the Sumo Association know that they could indeed corrupt the
yusho race and still put fans in the stands.
Statistically speaking, Kotoshogiku entered professional sumo during the Hatsu
basho in 2002. From that basho to the 2006 Hatsu basho, a Japanese rikishi would
take the yusho 25% of the time. That stretch was when we actually had the last
trio of legitimate Japanese Ozeki in Kaio, Tochiazuma, and Chiyotaikai.
After the 2006 Hatsu basho, Japanese rikishi would take the yusho 0% of the time
for 10 whole years, and since Kotoshogiku's only career V in January of 2016,
Japanese rikishi are now taking the yusho at a 35% clip. Nobody predicted this
sudden resurgence because there was no noticeable wave of Japanese rikishi on
the cusp of the yusho. Prior to 2016, they were trying to pull Kisenosato across
the finish line time and time again, but the dude could never finish. The three
Ozeki then--Goeido, Kisenosato, and Kotoshogiku--were a complete laughing stock,
and there was frankly no hope of a Japanese yusho for many years to come. Until
Kotoshogiku in 2016.
For the Japanese rikishi to go from 0% yusho over 10 years to a 35% clip over
the last four and a half years or so is directly related to the drop in quality
of the overall sumo, and the foreigners lowering the bar so the Japanese rikishi
can appear to be fighting on an equal plane.
On Day 4 of this basho, the theme of the broadcast was an Ode to the Kyushu
basho. They highlighted rikishi from Kyushu, and then they showed famous bouts
over the last few decades that occurred in Kyushu. A noticeable bout was the
Kaio-Asashoryu matchup on senshuraku in 2004 where Asashoryu actually let Kaio
win. Kaio had taken the yusho the basho before, and he was up for Yokozuna
promotion in Kyushu. He finished the basho with a 13-2 record that included that
"win" over the Yokozuna, but he was NOT promoted.
Can anyone imagine such a scenario today? Heck (as we say in Utah), they would
have promoted Kaio to Yokozuna just because he took the 2004 Aki basho yusho
from the Ozeki rank if it was today's standards. The last time a Japanese
rikishi won 33 bouts or more over the span of three basho was Miyabiyama in
2006. He actually won 34 bouts starting from the Komusubi rank in Haru 2006: 10
wins in March, 14 wins in May, and 10 wins in July. Ironically, he was NOT
promoted for such a feat even though the unwritten rule is 33 wins over three
basho from the sanyaku or above.
So why was Kaio not promoted to Yokozuna in 2005 and Miyabiyama not promoted to
Ozeki in 2006? The simple answer is that the Sumo Association still had
standards. It still had pride in the content of a rikishi's sumo, and so they
really made the guys earn it. Just look at the ease with which they are
promoting Japanese rikishi these days to Ozeki and Yokozuna.
It's an absolute joke what they're letting the Japanese rikishi get away with
now. Not only are they promoting them with substandard results when compared to
rikishi of a decade or two ago, but the content of their sumo is just awful. The
Sumo Association no longer has any standards, and the last pin to fall in my
opinion was allowing Kotoshogiku to take that yusho back in 2016. When the yusho
and the elite ranks are corrupted, there's nothing left, and that's why the
quality of sumo has been so poor the last little while.
Turning our attention to Day 7, the two rikishi receiving the brunt of the
headlines are Takakeisho and Terunofuji. There's mediocre excitement surrounding
Takakeisho, and in Terunofuji's case, it's simply acknowledging that he's a real
presence. I mean, can you imagine the hype that would be surrounding Terunofuji
if he was Japanese? There would already be talk of him as the next Ozeki and
likely Yokozuna, but because he's Mongolian, I think he's going to start fading
by basho's end.
Last basho, he purposefully dropped his first two and then he withdrew from the
tournament after picking up eight wins even though he wasn't injured. In my
opinion, Terunofuji is holding back (is being held back?) so as to not steal all
of the spotlight from the Japanese rikishi. That's all well and good, but you
just watch this dude perform in the ring, and nobody whose actively fighting
this basho can compare to his sumo. Well, Ichinojo, Tamawashi, and Tochinoshin
have the tools to come close, but like Terunofuji they are purposefully lowering
the bar to give the Japanese rikishi as much of the spotlight as possible.
I get why it has to be this way because I remember empty arenas when a pandemic
was nowhere to be found, but I find myself laughing at the shenanigans going on
the ring far more than I come away impressed by anything.
Let's go top down today touching only on bouts of interest.
Takakeisho
drew M3 Okinoumi, and from the tachi-ai, Okinoumi was already in back-pedal mode
allowing Takakeisho to execute his tsuppari attack from the get-go. As is
usually the case, there was no contact from Takakeisho that made Okinoumi go
backwards; he was just leaning that way from the start. With Okinoumi focusing
on a retreat, he executed that really effective move in sumo of putting one foot
against the straw and then lifting up the other leg into mid-air. I mean, in
sumo it's all about balance and grounding one's feet to the dohyo, so when you
see a dude's foot leave the dohyo--not to mention a half meter off the dohyo
during a retreat, it's a sign of yaocho.
Just consider the suri-ashi exercise in keiko. The purpose of the exercise is so
that rikishi can advance forward across the dohyo WITHOUT lifting their feet off
the ground because once you've lost your balance, you're done. So to see
Okinoumi lean back at the edge with that right leg lifted up so high was just a
joke, and Takakeisho easily took advantage of it shoving Okinoumi across for
good that last step. Takakeisho moves to 7-0, and do you ever notice that his
signature inashi move with the left is always absent in the fake bouts? When the
dude's in a pinch, he goes to that move early, but when his foes just back up
for him as Okinoumi did today, it's easy does it linear sumo that doesn't pack a
punch. As for Okinoumi, he takes his lumps today falling to 4-3.
M1
Wakatakakage stayed low and far away from Komusubi Terunofuji at the tachi-ai,
and with Terunofuji waiting for his opponents to come to him, he allowed himself
to be knocked back to the edge from an early flurry at the hands of M1
Wakatakakage. The former Ozeki wasn't driven back to the edge by solid blows
from the youngster, however, and so Terunofuji easily retooled his position
getting the left arm inside and grabbing Wakatakakage's right arm from the
outside as he is wont to do. From this position, Terunofuji easily marched his
foe across the ring before felling him with a left scoop throw, but the former
Ozeki did find himself with both feet on the straw early on in this bout. I
think he was intentionally signaling in his sumo today that he's going to lose
soon but for now he keeps pace with Takakeisho at 7-0. As for Wakatakakage, he
falls to 1-6 but he's actually one of the better Japanese rikishi on the banzuke
in my opinion. He's just caught up in too much politics right now at this level
of the banzuke.

Suckiwake Mitakeumi moved to 5-2 today after M4 Hokutofuji went easy on him.
Mitakeumi didn't take advantage at the tachi-ai. Rather, it was Hokutofuji
executing an early pull backing up and moving to his left setting himself up for
the easy push out loss at the hands of Mitakeumi. I know the pull move is often
ill-advised, but there was no urgency on the part of Hokutofuji when that pull
attempt didn't work. He's a quiet 4-3 and still a decent Japanese rikishi.
M1 Kiribayama was in perfect position to defeat Komusubi Takayasu in their
hidari-yotsu affair, but the Mongolian actually just let go of a perfectly good
right outer grip and then waited for the former faux-zeki to turn the tables.
Takayasu moves to 3-4 with the gift while Kiribayama has plenty of spending
money at 1-6.
M6 Takarafuji moves to 6-1 after defeating M9 Tokushoryu by yori-kiri. The only
thing worth mentioning here is how a maki-kae attempt is a one and done move. If
you watch a bout where there are multiple maki-kae going on in the ring, the
bout is fake and that's that. Today these two hooked up in the classic
hidari-yotsu stance where Takarafuji had Tokushoryu (4-3) raised up higher than
he wanted to be with the left arm inside. Tokushoryu's only chance was a
maki-kae with the right, and as soon as he attempted it, Takarafuji pounced
ending the funny bidness a second later.
M11
Enho actually survived for about 10 seconds today in a legit bout, but that's
because his opponent was M9 Kotoeko. Enho never could fight off Kotoeko's
tsuppari attack to the extent where he could get inside and not allow his
opponent to just latch on over the top and ride him into the ground from there.
He made Kotoeko work for sure, but the Eko finally got a hold of a kote-nage
grip and knew what to do. Enho is now a stinging 0-7, and it seems he's taking
more and more time to get up from the dohyo after getting his ass kicked. As for
Kotoeko, moves to 5-2 with the rare legit win.
I've never seen anyone work so hard NOT to grab a right outer grip when it's
there for the taking, but that's exactly what M10 Ryuden did against M16 Akua in
their hidari-yotsu affair. I mean, you can count three or four moves that Ryuden
didn't make, and with Akua still unable to do anything, Ryuden just walked into
a dashi-nage and took a dive with the rookie trying to keep pace. Akua buys this
one for sure at 3-4 while Ryuden has plenty of room to sell at 5-2.
You know the Apocalypse is upon us when M13 Ichinojo is manhandled in a chest to
chest bout against M10 Meisei. The Mongolith (2-5) just gave Meisei moro-zashi
and then made no effort to counter as Meisei (4-3) drove his opponent out
yori-kiri style. The bout was fake of course, but it looked real to the sheep.
We can't say as much for the M16 Chiyoshoma - M11 Sadanoumi matchup. After
spinning Sadanoumi 90 degrees and grabbing the back of his belt, Chiyoshoma
literally waited for Sadanoumi to get his bearings with a right arm inside, and
then the Mongolian just let go of his left outer grip and dove to the dirt when
a weak scoop throw attempt came at the edge from the Sadamight (2-5). I only
bring this up because it was the worst acting on the day as Chiyoshoma falls to
3-4.
M17
Shimanoumi would have had his hands full against M12 Kaisei if the Brasilian was
looking to win, but that last thing Kaisei was trying to do at the tachi-ai was
get to the inside. It was there if he wanted it because Shimanoumi's tachi-ai
was so weak, but Kaisei just stood there and then over-reacted to a weak right
inashi from Shimanoumi spinning around 180 degrees and allowing Shimanoumi to
rush in from behind. Kaisei lamely reached backwards and over the top grabbing
the back of Shimanoumi's belt, but it was all for show as Shimanoumi was gifted
the easy okuri-dashi win. At 6-1 now, Shimanoumi is going to buy a few more
before fading away in Week 2. As for Kaisei, he's a richer dude at 3-4.
And
finally, the only other undefeated rikishi coming into the day, M10 Chiyonokuni,
was unable to budge M13 Hoshoryu with his tsuppari attack from the tachi-ai, and
so he went for an early pull that Hoshoryu read perfectly driving in low and
shoving Chiyonokuni back and out with some oomph. Hey, it's a rare legitimate
win for Hoshoryu in the Makuuchi division, and while the dude has been
unimpressive to this point, he can easily beat guys like Enho and Chiyonokuni.
Hoshoryu moves to 4-3 while Chiyonokuni falls to 6-1...a record that has largely
been purchased.
I may be back tomorrow, and if not, I'll do a full report on Day 9. The basho
doesn't really start until the Storyteller loses. Peace out.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Through
the first five days, it's obvious that the 800 pound gorilla in the room is
Terunofuji. It's one thing to have a rank in sumo like Terunofuji's current
Komusubi rank and Takakeisho's Ozeki rank, but when it comes down to sumo
content in the ring and mere presence, the misrepresentation of the current
banzuke is manifest. As I scanned the wires for pictures today, it was evident
that any high profile rikishi left fighting are few and far between, and if you
list up the Japanese rikishi that are currently being hyped, you have just one,
Takakeisho. That dude is a house of cards because his rank and status have been
manufactured instead of earned, so Sumo has a long 10 days to go in order to
somehow drag Takakeisho over the finish line.
I'm watching attendance to see if I can notice any changes, and once again the
arena has way too empty seats for sumo's own good. Of course there's a limited
number of fans that they can let into the arena, but they're not even coming
close to that limit. As estimated last basho by a news outlet, they're guessing
around one thousand people per day, and that seems consistent with this basho.
I'm seeing the Tokyo regulars scattered here and there in the suna-kaburi, but
the last two days have been very bleak in terms of fannies in the stands. One
thing I am certain about is the attendance numbers are not increasing day after
day, and that means that sumo is drawing its base audience from Tokyo and little
else. At this rate, I doubt they'll venture out of Tokyo until at least 2022.
Yes, Covid is a factor here, but the numbers are not increasing as the
restrictions have been loosened.
Focusing
our attention to the bouts, M17 Shimanoumi showed the importance of establishing
oneself to the inside first in a bout of sumo. M14 Kotonowaka was looking for
moro-zashi (dual insides) from the start, but Shimanoumi used his experience to
slip out of it and force Baby Waka to give chase a bit. When the two settled
into yotsu-zumo, it was Shimanoumi's right inside vs. Kotonowaka's left outer.
Shimanoumi never did let his foe get to the inside, and he easily forced
Kotonowaka over and across leading from the right inside. Good stuff here as
Shimanoumi moves to 5-0 and Kotonowaka falls to 3-2.
M16
Akua could do nothing to defend M13 Ichinojo's grabbing the inside right
position and left outer grip, and there was no cash exchanging hands here as
Ichinojo easily forced the rookie back, across, and down. At the edge, Akua made
the mistake of trying a sneak counter attack in the form of a right inside
throw, but it was set up too late, and the result was Ichinojo's falling on top
of him in the end adding insult to injury. Both rikishi end the day at 1-4, and
this was the first bout this basho that Ichinojo chose to win.
M16 Chiyoshoma completely schooled fellow Mongolian M13 Hoshoryu striking well
at the tachi-ai and then timing a perfect hataki-komi move slipping to his right
and slapping Hoshoryu down in about three seconds. Both rikishi here end the day
at 3-2.
M15 Chiyotairyu came into his bout against M12 Kaisei having lost 13 in a row to
the Brasilian, but some money changed hands prior to the bout because Kaisei
just kept his left hand high while pulling his right arm away from the inside at
the tachi-ai giving Chiyotairyu moro-zashi, and no effort was made from Kaisei
to counter as Tairyu walked him straight back and across with zero argument.
Yaocho was in play here for sure as Chiyotairyu moves to 3-2 while Kaisei is
2-3.
They showed M14 Chiyonokuni's bout from last basho where he clinched the Juryo
yusho, and it was one of the worst acting jobs I've ever seen from his opponent.
It just goes to shows that yaocho has it's roots firmly planted in the Juryo
division as well.
Today against M11 Sadanoumi, the Sadamight made no effort to capitalize on an
early pull attempt from Chiyonokuni where he shaded slightly right and back
signaling the obvious hataki-komi. Sadanoumi dutifully just stumbled forward and
down giving Kuni plenty of room to work with at the edge. Even if this bout was
real (it wasn't), I hate to see a 5-0 guy hyped for winning by hataki-komi. Then
there was that silly bout against Kaisei yesterday. Whatever. Chiyonokuni moves
to 5-0 while Sadanoumi falls to 1-4.
The worst acting of the first half came in the M12 Yutakayama - M10 Meisei bout.
After a brief tussle at the tachi-ai, Meisei skirted left and barely connected
on a weak inashi move to the back of Yutakayama's shoulder, and Yutakayama just
ran himself to the edge putting both palms down and then hopping off of the
dohyo altogether...never once completely touching down other than those hands.
Meisei buys his way to 3-2 while Yutakayama falls to 1-4.
As the NHK announcers analyzed the bout, they used insufficient keiko as the
excuse for Yutakayama's performance here. Blaming things on keiko is a copout.
How often do you watch a professional sport and continually hear the announcers
talk about the importance of practice. Okay, we had that one Alan Iverson blip
all those years ago, but the definition of being a professional athlete is that
you work as hard as you can off the field or someone's gonna replace you. Keiko
shmeiko.
M10 Ryuden has started bobbing around at the tachi-ai shaking his butt and
committing more false starts than usual. It's just annoying, and today against
M11 Enho, he committed two more early jumps. Not that it really mattered because
his intent today was to win and so he easily read Enho's henka to the right and
followed the smaller Enho to the edge sending him off the dohyo altogether with
an outstretched left tsuki. Ryuden moves to 4-1 while Enho falls to 0-5.
M9 Kotoeko obviously owed M8 Terutsuyoshi a favor today because after a bad
tachi-ai where neither dude wanted the inside, Kotoeko slowly nudged
Terutsuyoshi close to the edge before Teru darted right going for a pull move at
the back of Kotoeko's head that largely missed, but Kotoeko just stumbled
forward and put both palms to the dirt as he crashed across the bales. Kotoeko
falls to 4-1 in defeat as Terutsuyoshi moves to 2-3.
M9 Tokushoryu henka'd lightly to his left against M7 Tochinoshin, but
Tochinoshin didn't stumble forward whatsoever. The result was that Tokushoryu
was there for the taking, but Shin kept his left arm way too high in a useless
kachi-age position while getting the right arm to the inside...lightly.
Tokushoryu capitalized by grabbing the right outer belt grip, and from there he
lightly forced Tochinoshin back and across with no resistance coming from the
former Ozeki. Tochinoshin was complete mukiryoku here falling to 2-3 while
Tokushoryu buys his way to 3-2.
At this
point in the broadcast they showed Ura's bout from Juryo where he defeated
Kyokushuho by izori. Not to shat on anyone's parade, but Kyokushuho was
completely mukiryoku and let him do it. Just sayin'. I mean, you can see Shuho
more worried about putting that right hand down to break his fall then he was
about breaking up Ura's momentum. The fact that Ura was able to post the
izori win made all the nightly news programs, and the publicity just from that
was worth letting him do it. Trust me, everyone would rather see Ura work fake
magic than Takakeisho posting fake wins.
M6 Tamawashi knocked M8 Aoiyama back from the starting lines with his long arm
of the law tsuppari, and Aoiyama didn't even attempt to counter seemingly happy
to help walk hisself across as Tamawashi pushed him back. Useless bout of sumo
here as Tamawashi moves to 3-2 while Aoiyama falls to 0-5.
In a complete sham of a bout, M7 Endoh grabbed the early right frontal belt grip
against M6 Takarafuji only to let it go despite zero pressure from his opponent.
Endoh would flirt with that right inside off and on the rest of the way, but he
kept withdrawing it even though Takarafuji could get nothing established of his
own. After some non-chest to chest grappling for about 10 seconds and Endoh just
extending that right arm forward low into thin air, Takarafuji went for a weak
swipe that caused Endoh to just turn 180 degrees, and it was an easy escort out
from behind at that point. Both rikishi stand at 4-1 but you wouldn't know it
from the content of today's sumo.
In an ugly bout between two dudes who have received a bit of pub lately, M5
Kotoshoho went for an early pull of M4 Tobizaru shading right and pulling up
high. Tobizaru stumbled near the edge and just when you thought he was going to
recover and take advantage of Kotoshoho's compromised position, he stumbled one
more time allowing Kotoshoho to finally recover and score the easy if not ugly
push out win. Bad sumo all around as Kotoshoho ekes to 2-3 while Tobizaru is
1-4.
Hooboy. M4 Myogiryu looked to take charge against M3 Kagayaki getting moro-zashi
from the get-go, but he held up his charge after knocking Kagayaki back a step.
With Kagayaki completely cuffed and stuffed, Myogiryu just backed out of
moro-zashi and hit the deck falling backwards due to no movement from Kagayaki
whatsoever. The explanation was of course that Myogiryu's feet slipped. Yeah,
sounds good to me. He falls to 1-4 while Kagayaki moves forward to 2-3.
M3 Okinoumi has silently built up a nice record the first five days, and today
against Komusubi Takayasu the two hooked up in a classic bout of yotsu-zumo both
getting left arms inside early and then pressing in tight as they battled for
the coveted right outer grip. Takayasu was close early on, but you could see him
refrain from moving in that last half step out of fear in giving up the right
outer to Okinoumi as well, and so the two settled in for close to a minute where
Okinoumi slowly but surely nudged Takayasu upright and then quickly turned the
tables with a right tsuki-otoshi instead. At least it was real as Okinoumi moves
to 4-1 while Takayasu falls to 1-4.
The
Komusubi Terunofuji - M4 Hokutofuji was the most anticipated matchup coming in
on paper with both dudes posting 4-0 starts, but the anticipation stopped there
as Fuji the Terrible demanded the right inside from the tachi-ai before grabbing
a left outer grip, and Hokutofuji was had at this point. Fuji gathered his wits
for maybe two seconds before lifting Hokutofuji off the ground with that left
outer grip and then dumping him over after a desperate hop on one foot from
Hokutofuji. This one was completely one-sided and there was nothing Hokutofuji
could do as Terunofuji officially reaches beast status at 5-0 while Hokutofuji
falls to 4-1. Before we move on, this was a similar scenario to the Terunofuji -
Asanoyama matchup early on that knocked Asanoyama out of the tournament, and the
difference today was that Hokutofuji was applying enough pressure towards his
foe that he was able to land safely instead of just getting thrown down hard
like a sack'a potatoes. Standing over your opponent as Terunofuji did today is
the true sign of an Ozeki or Yokozuna.
Moving right along, M1 Kiribayama henka'd to is left against Suckiwake Takanosho
and purposefully whiffed on grabbing the left outer grip that was there for the
taking. After letting Takanosho fully recover and fire a tall tsuki into
Kiribayama's grill, the Mongolian moved to the side again and this time briefly
grabbed a left outer grip. But he of course let it go straightway and just
backed himself up to the other side of the ring. Takanosho's response was a very
weak hataki-komi that was poorly set up and left him completely exposed, but
instead of taking advantage, Kiribayama completely whiffed on a pull of his own
and set himself up at the edge for Takanosho to finally--and thankfully--push
him out. Easy yaocho call in this one as Takanosho is gifted 3-2 while
Kiribayama settles for 1-4.
At this point of the broadcast they announced Shodai's withdrawal that gave M2
Onosho the much-needed win at 1-4.
M1 Wakatakakage came with a tsuppari attack against Suckiwake Mitakeumi, but
instead of moving forward, he just back pedaled for no apparent reason. Well,
actually the reason was he was throwing the bout in Mitakeumi's favor, and he
just stood there letting Mitakeumi get the right arm inside and then force him
across with little fanfare in the end. What an anticlimactic bout here as
Mitakeumi is gifted 3-2 while Wakatakakage falls to 1-4.
In
the day's final affair, M2 Daieisho predictably let up for Takakeisho doing
largely what Wakatakakage did in the previous bout, which was to fire a few
thrusts but to do it backing up. That allowed Takakeisho to move forward and
execute his own tsuppari attack, and with Daieisho up against the edge, he
showed no resistance when that final shove came. To watch in slow motion,
Takakeisho is not connecting on anything that would cause Daieisho to actually
move back or stand so upright, and this was just a harmless yaocho that could
easily be explained. At the end of the day, Takakeisho is safely through to 5-0
while Daieisho falls to 3-2.
Day 4 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
This
morning as I scanned the news wires prior to Day 4, the biggest theme by far was
the disappointment with the performances by the two remaining Ozeki. Referring
to Takakeisho, Oguruma-oyakata went as far to say as we don't need Ozeki winning
by tsuki-otoshi because that is a counter move and implies that the rikishi
executing it is on the brink of defeat. There was a lot of focus also on
Shodai's ankle. I didn't notice it as part of the broadcast yesterday, but
apparently the faux-zeki left the Kokugikan and went straight to the hospital
for treatment on his left ankle. Both faux-zeki were dominated yesterday and
pushed to the edge only to have their opponents let up for them and dive out of
the ring. The problem that creates is one of the first adages I ever learned in
sumo, and that's "let up in the ring and someone is going to get hurt."
It's like when you're going down a flight of stairs and you think there's one
more to go. You hit level ground and it sends a jolt through your body because
you're prepared for movement one way and then something unexpected happens
leaving the muscles vulnerable. Whiplash after being rear ended in a car
accident is another example of the body not being prepared for the impact
coming. You have these obese individuals dueling on a hard rock mound raised
nearly a meter off of the dohyo, and accidents surely will happen if someone is
not prepared for the expected impact.
We'll keep a close watch on Shodai now as the basho moves forward, but I can
also promise you that people will keep letting up for Takakeisho. Regardless of
all that, how about the prospect of getting straight up sumo bouts from every
rikishi that actually look meaningful and hard fought from both parties? It's no
wonder why early on I always admired the Makushita jo'i bouts. They're the most
hotly contested and most enjoyable because they're never fake.
The day began with M17 Shimanoumi taking on rookie M16 Agua as my Spanish
friends like to call him. The bout looked to go to hidari-yotsu early on after a
good tachi-ai, but Akua couldn't resist going for the early pull, and when he
did, Shimanoumi easily drove him back a few steps and then reversed gears
felling the rookie with an easy swipe to the back of the left shoulder. On the
brink of demotion to Juryo, Shimanoumi's gotta get those eight wins fast, and
he's halfway there now at 4-0. Akua falls to 1-3 in defeat.
After
a sloppy tachi-ai between M16 Chiyoshoma and M14 Kotonowaka where the Mongolian
could have gained moro-zashi with Baby Waka's hands up way too high, Chiyoshoma
relented and guided the two into the gappuri hidari-yotsu position. After a few
seconds, Chiyoshoma looked to instigate some action, and he did so by wrenching
lightly on a left inside belt throw before immediately sending himself to the
dohyo with his right leg extended and right elbow touching down. It happened
before Kotonowaka could even react, and so when they showed the replay from the
backside, you could see Kotonowaka's right wrist actually bent awkwardly...in a
manner of following a downward motion and not executing a throw. Even Sakaigawa-oyakata
in the booth commented that Kotonowaka's right outer was too far to the back of
the belt for him to do proper sumo. I mean from Chiyoshoma's refusing to grab
moro-zashi to that fake fall where he was allegedly thrown into the splits with
one elbow touching down, this was as fake as they come. Kotonowaka buys his
third win while Chiyoshoma pockets more cash at 2-2.
M13 Hoshoryu owed M15 Chiyotairyu a win this basho as the latter deferred to
Hoshoryu in September, and so the Mongolian came with light tsuppari up high
against Chiyotairyu allowing Chiyotairyu to just back up and slap his foe down
in mere seconds. Now, Chiyotairyu is the superior rikishi of these two, but this
was just puff sumo from both parties with Hoshoryu returning the favor. It is
what it is and if you read Itai's description of how it all works, bouts like
these make perfect sense. Hoshoryu is now 3-1 while Chiyotairyu moves forward to
2-2.
The ending to the M14 Chiyonokuni - M12 Kaisei bout had me laughing out loud. I
mean I knew it was fake the instant Kaisei refused to grab the front of
Chiyonokuni's belt with the right hand after a sloppy tachi-ai where Kuni moved
laterally a bit. Kuni's mild henka had no effect whatsoever on the Brasilian,
and the compromised Chiyonokuni was there for the taking. Like the Chiyoshoma
bout before, Kaisei gently forced the action to migi-yotsu giving Chiyonokuni
the left outer grip. Kaisei coulda secured it on the other side for himself, but
he purposefully kept that left arm up over the top of Kuni's shoulder to
give
his foe the advantage. From this position in the center of the ring, you could
tell that Chiyonokuni was not comfortable because he's not a yotsu guy and here
he is chest to chest with a beast. Still, the position dictated that Chiyonokuni
go for an outer belt throw, and he complied but there was no power behind it
whatsoever. As for Kaisei, his right arm was in a very loose scoop throw
position, but he just hopped on one foot waiting for the force of the throw to
come. It never came and so Kaisei sheepishly tapped his palm to the dirt,
withdrew it quickly, and then put it to the dirt again as a bit more force came
from Chiyonokuni. There wasn't one element of this bout that made sense if you
were judging it as straight up, and this was clear yaocho with Kaisei playing
along start to finish. Chiyonokuni buys his 4-0 start while Kaisei needs acting
lessons at 2-2.
The poor acting would continue with M13 Ichinojo deferring to M11 Sadanoumi.
From the tachi-ai, Ichinojo secured the right inside position and firm left
outer grip and instead of going in chest to chest and bringing Sadanoumi in
tight, he let the Sadamight grab his own left outer leaving the two in the light
gappuri position. I say light because Ichinojo couldn't let go of that outer
grip fast enough (Sadanoumi made no effort to cut it off), and when he did the
natural reaction was a left outer by Sadanoumi. There was no force behind the
throw because it wasn't a throw. Rather, Ichinojo just waltzed to the edge of
the ring of his own volition where Sadanoumi nudged him out the last step from
there. Up to this point of the broadcast, nobody needed to hit the showers there
was that little exertion from anyone as Sadanoumi moves to a sheepish 1-3 while
Ichinojo is a gracious 0-4.
M12 Yutakayama came with a nice tsuppari attack from the tachi-ai keeping M10
Ryuden away from the belt, but the shoves weren't potent enough to keep Ryuden
from threatening to get to the inside. A few times Ryuden got the right hand
close, and you could see that he wanted to get that hand to the belt or inside.
With no real legs behind Yutakayama's tsuppari attack, Ryuden just bided his
time and kept Yutakayama on the move until he could get in close for the clinch,
and once he did, he used the right hand at the belt to drag his foe over and
down for a nice dashi-nage win. Ryuden moves to 3-1 while Yutakayama falls to
1-3.
M10 Meisei exhibited a cautious tachi-ai against M11 Enho waiting to see what
the pint-sized rikishi would do, and ultimately Enho moved to his left but was
unable to catch Meisei off guard or latch onto his belt, so from there it was
cat and mouse
sumo
with Meisei attempting to score the lethal blow. With separation between the
two, Meisei offered a few shoves and then finally scored on a pull that sent
Enho near the edge, and then a solid shove sent Enho off of the dohyo altogether
into a backwards summersault. I can't believe Enho bounced up so quickly after
landing on his back on the arena floor, but we once again see that Enho can do
nothing in this division unless his opponent allows it. Enho falls to 0-4 while
Meisei improves to 2-2. Before we move on, it should be obvious by now that
anytime Enho looks to be doing great sumo, it's because his opponent is letting
him do it.
I
knew the instant M9 Tokushoryu came prancing forward with both hands up high
against M10 Kotoeko that his intent was to the throw the bout. For Kotoeko's
part, his tachi-ai was terrible, and so it was up to Tokushoryu to stay busy in
the ring going for fake shoves and looking to set up fake pulls. This created a
bit of separation in the ring, and with Tokushoryu doing all the work, he
lightly got his left arm inside as if to go for a force out charge, and wouldn't
ya know it? Right at the edge Kotoeko unleashed the lightest of tsuki-otoshi
moves which of course sent Tokushoryu flying off of the dohyo. What an utter
waste of time as Kotoeko buys another one at 4-0 while Tokushoryu is a harmless
2-2.
M7 Tochinoshin came with a left hari-te attempt against M8 Terutsuyoshi that
largely whiffed because Terutsuyoshi ducked to his left out of the way, but Shin
latched onto the left outer belt and forced his way into the right inside as
well...which happened to be a sweet frontal grip. From there, Tochinoshin did
what you're taught to do and lifted his opponent completely upright and scored
the easy peasy Japanesey force out from there. At one point, Terutsuyoshi lifted
both feet off the ground, but Shin wasn't going for the tsuri-dashi, and it was
just added fluff to this bout dominated by Tochinoshin. It's so easy to detect
when Tochinoshin fails to do this kind of sumo because he's throwing bouts, but
whatever. He's now 2-2 as Terutsuyoshi falls to 1-3.
M8 Aoiyama struck M6 Takarafuji with two beefy paws at the tachi-ai, but he
wasn't moving his feet forward. when Aoiyama doesn't cross his starting lines or
the midpoint of the dohyo, you know the fix is in. And it was. With Aoiyama
refusing to move forward, it was easy for Takarafuji to just stand half a step
back and fend them off, and finally when Takarafuji went for the lightest of
tsuki to Aoiyama's right side, the Happy Bulgar just stumbled forward and dived
down while Takarafuji tried to keep up with a light pat to the butt. Easy yaocho
call here as Aoiyama literally falls to 2-2 while Takarafuji buys his way to
3-1.
Ditto for the M6 Tamawashi - M7 Endoh matchup. Tamawashi came with both hands
high and wide just gifting Endoh the left inside, and at that point Tamawashi
pivoted to his right as if to set up a kote-nage, a move that was clearly there;
the Mongolian just chose not to execute the throw. The bout was a given at this
point with Tamawashi still dictating the pace by mawari-komu'ing around the ring
faking pulls and then near the edge, Tamawashi went for a left swipe before just
backing himself across the straw. There wasn't even any contact from Endoh
whatsoever. He went in for the kill, saw that Tamawashi was backing out already,
and so he just stopped and let it happen. The slow mo replay here was quite
damning, but whatever. No one seems to care or call the sumos on it, so it
stands...Endoh is a "perfect" 4-0 while Tamawashi falls to 2-2.
M5 Myogiryu easily got the right arm inside against M5 Kotoshoho, and the latter
wanted no part of the yotsu contest, and so Kotoshoho evaded laterally to his
right, but Myogiryu was right there in tow catching Kotoshoho with a nice left
tsuki to the torso that sent Kotoshoho over and down all in about three seconds.
Myogiryu simply dominated this one, and there was no sumo from Kotoshoho to be
found as both rikishi rest on 1-3.
What a difference a basho makes when M4 Tobizaru ain't payin' for his wins.
Today against M3 Kagayaki, Kagayaki took full charge at the tachi-ai thanks to
awful footwork from the youngster, and with Kagayaki pressing him back, Tobizaru
went for his signature move: slip to the side and somehow magically come away
with a hand at the back of his opponent's belt. When the cash isn't in play,
however, as soon as Tobizaru moved right with a weak swipe, Kagayaki was right
there to square back up and resume his tsuppari attack which pushed Tobizaru
upright, across the dohyo, and finally out giving Kagayaki the dominating win.
That "run" last basho from Tobizaru was completely manufactured as both rikishi
end the day at 1-3.
Komusubi
Terunofuji is the obvious Story Teller once again this basho, so it's just going
to be a matter of waiting for him to choose to lose. Didn't happen today against
M3 Okinoumi as Terunofuji nearly got moro-zashi from the tachi-ai securing the
left arm in tight and then flirting with the right arm. It's almost as if Fuji
the Terrible prefers to fight with one arm inside and then the other on the
outside because he settled for straight up hidari-yotsu where Fuji enjoyed the
right outer grip. Okinoumi actually used his long arms to grab a right outer
himself, and once obtained, he went for a quick dashi-nage, and I thought it was
a sweet move. The problem was that he executed it against Terunofuji, and while
the Mongolian was thrown off a half step, he squared back up and easily forced
his compromised opponent back from there. It was a do or die move from Okinoumi,
but I respect that he at least tried it. Terunofuji is a man among boys here,
and the only active guy on the banzuke who can beat him straight up is
Tamawashi. We'll see what Fuji's MO is moving forward as he now stands at 4-0.
As for Okinoumi, he's still a respectable 3-1. Great bout of sumo.

M4 Hokutofuji executed a perfect tachi-ai completely neutralizing Komusubi
Takayasu's charge, and from that point it was all Hokutofuji pushing Takayasu
back to the edge, switching gears and tugging him by the right arm across the
dohyo, and then pounding him across the straw as Takayasu attempted to square
back up. This is as one-sided of a bout as you'd care to see and props to
Hokutofuji for making it real. He's 4-0 if you need him while Takayasu falls to
1-3.
M1 Kiribayama has been bowing to Japan's softies the first three days, and I'm
sure part of the kensho money that goes to the victor ends up in Kiribayama's
billfold at the end of the day. Today against Suckiwake Mitakeumi, the Mongolian
easily got the left arm to the inside, and he also had the path to the right
outer, but he paused a bit in the hidari-yotsu position before moving to his
left and tugging Mitakeumi down with th a slap to the back of Mitakeumi's
shoulder. It looked to me that Mitakeumi's fall was anticipated, and I'm not
sure if he knew he was defeated or if Kiribayama was calling in a favor from a
previous basho. It's Kiribayama's first official win at 1-3 while Mitakeumi
falls to 2-2.
M1 Wakatakakage henka'd to his right against Suckiwake Takanosho, but he made no
effort to use his opponents momentum against him to pick up the quick and dirty
win. Wakatakakage did have his hand right there at Takanosho's belt, which would
have set up an easy dashi-nage, but he refrained from grabbing the belt doing
any further damage. As a result, he let Takanosho completely square back up, and
then when Takanosho advanced, Wakatakakage wrapped both of his arms around
Takanosho's extended right arm and backed out of the dohyo straightway. There is
no way Wakatakakage was trying to win this bout as he gifts Takanosho a 2-2
start. As for Wakatakakage, he takes his lumps and falls to 1-3.
Shodai
stepped atop the dohyo with his left ankle heavily taped, and it was obvious
that M2 Daieisho was not playing nice. With Shodai only able to just stand
there, Daieisho knocked him upright and then executed a swift tsuppari attack
that Shodai could not defend. Now, if Shodai was completely healthy, Daieisho is
still the superior rikishi and would beat Shodai ten times out of ten, but
Shodai could not move whatsoever, and so in concert Daieisho picked his spots
wisely knocking Shodai back but not trying to injure him further. I don't see
how Shodai continues as he looked even worse than when he's healthy...and that's
saying a lot. He falls to 3-1, and he'll likely give it a go for a few more days
before going kyujo. Who knows? Even if the fix is in, it doesn't look to me as
if today's Shodai can do much. Daieisho moves to 3-1 with the easy win.
In
the day's final bout, Onosho bested Takakeisho at the tachi-ai knocking him back
a few steps, and Takakeisho's first attempt at a sideways inashi with the left
had zero effect. At this point Onosho was in complete control, but for no
explicable reason, he pivoted over to the edge intentionally whiffing on a pull
and thus putting his own back to the straw with Takakeisho between him and the
center of the ring. With Onosho's intentions known at this point, Takakeisho
fired a few shoves in Onosho's direction that still had little effect, and you'd
think that an Ozeki would be able to bully a small guy like Onosho back and
score the easy oshi-dashi win here. Instead, Takakeisho went for another
mediocre inashi and this time Onosho played along running to the other side of
the dohyo where Takakeisho then pushed him out. Going back to Oguruma-oyakata's
comments in my intro, why do we need an Ozeki whose signature move is the
inashi...a sideways swipe that's used more as a counter move then an offensive
maneuver? It's all nonsense as Takakeisho is gifted his 4-0 start while Onosho
knows his place at 0-4.
This basho has taken a difficult turn because you have both Yokozuna sitting out
from the start; Asanoyama is kyujo; and now Shodai has been neutralized.
Speaking strictly in terms of rank, the only "pillar" left is Takakeisho, but
the content of his sumo has been underwhelming at best and doesn't give the fans
any satisfaction at the end of the day.
Day 3 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The
news heading into Day 3 was the early withdrawal of Asanoyama. I guess there was
a reason why it took so long to pick himself up from the dohyo after Terunofuji
threw him down. The injury was reported as a deep bruise to the right shoulder,
and normally I would think a dude could still fight with a bruise, but whatever.
The takeaway from that bout is that an Ozeki should have never be done in like
that by a Komusubi. Furthermore, where was the protection in the form of a
counter move like a nage-no-uchi-ai? Asanoyama did not have to get thrown down
like that. He could have shown some resistance to lessen the force behind Fuji
the Terrible's throw, but he just gave up. Just as we'd expect from someone
ranked at Ozeki, right?
Asanoyama's withdrawal means that the two hopes are now Takakeisho and Shodai.
Takakeisho has been in the spotlight now for about two years, and he still
hasn't been able to deliver since that first gift yusho, and it wasn't like
Shodai earned his yusho either, so we have two hapless dudes who are supposedly
in charge of leading the yusho race. Which leads me to the next topic.
Attendance continues to dip the further we get into this basho, and I get it
that a Tuesday is not supposed to be as well-attended as a day on the weekend,
but it goes back to an article I reported on in September where mid-basho the
Sumo Association was given permission by the gumment to increase attendance from
2,500 per day to 5,000. The news outlet pointed out that despite that
declaration, attendance didn't budge for sumo whereas sports like baseball and
soccer saw an immediate increase in their attendance after the easing of the
regulation.
Watching from the usual shomen angle, it looks as if attendance is
healthy considering the regulations, but when they show glimpses of the entire
arena from different camera angles, there are huge chunks of masu-seki empty. At
least the masu-seki contains fans because the upper deck looks as if it's been
entirely roped off. Okay, maybe you can spot a dozen people on each side up
there, but those are the seats where the casual fans sit. As I was scanning the
wires for Day 3 pictures, I came across this file photo from the September
basho:

I know that's from September because there are zero fans in the suna-kaburi
whereas this basho they are selling a few of the suna-kaburi seats again.
Regardless of what's going on in the lower deck masu-seki seating, note the
upper deck seats.
Now look at this pic I took today from the general broadcast about 15 minutes
prior to the end of the day:

The masu-seki looks about the same, but the upper deck is all but deserted. The
angle I'm showing in the second pic is equivalent to the side shown in the top
pic in the upper right section, or the shomen section. Here and
there, you can spot a few people in that bottom pic, but it's mostly red. In
short, the casual fans are gone, and how can you blame them?? Even I'm
embarrassed at the type of sumo they're allowing to take place among the
Makuuchi division.
If M16
Akua is any indication of the kind of rikishi who will be coming up from Juryo
moving forward, we are doomed. After a terrible start to the basho, the rookie
clearly paid the Sadogatake camp to have Kotofuji (visiting from Juryo) take a
dive today. Akua whiffed badly with a left hari-te at the tachi-ai allowing
Kotofuji to burrow in low and hump Akua's left leg, and from there Kotofuji just
dove forward and down as Akua leaned on top of his back. It was ruled
hataki-komi, but that kimari-te is a slap down. There was no slapping going on
here whatsoever. It was as unnatural of a sumo bout as you'd care to see and the
Sumo Association should seriously consider hiring a few choreographers. Akua
buys win number one to sit now at 1-2.
M16 Chiyoshoma intentionally let his right leg slip back at the tachi-ai making
himself vulnerable to an M17 Shimanoumi attack. The problem was that Shimanoumi
wasn't attacking and so Shoma recovered and fired a few tsuppari, but everything
from his tachi-ai to his tsuppari to his pull attempts was entirely half-assed,
and so Shimanoumi was finally able to mount an oshi attack and push the
compromised Chiyoshoma back and across. I mean, at the end Chiyoshoma was
practically mounting Shimanoumi over the top leading to a ridiculously easy push
out. Chiyoshoma sells his first bout of the basho falling to 2-1 while
Shimanoumi is an undeserved 3-0.
Speaking of buying bouts this basho, M14 Kotonowaka came in on a two-day buying
streak but M14 Chiyonokuni wasn't cooperating today. Kuni leaned right at the
tachi-ai and then pivoted left catching the youngster with a nice left tsuki to
the right shoulder sending Kotonowaka off balance. Waka did a decent job in
recovering, but he was on his heels from that point trying to defend himself
from Chiyonokuni's nice tsuppari attack which ultimately dispatched Kotonowaka
in about eight seconds. I thought Kotonowaka fought well today, and if he was
actually forced to fend for himself straight up every day, he could turn out to
be a decent rikishi. Regardless of that, Chiyonokuni improves to 3-0 while
Kotonowaka falls to 2-1.
M13 Ichinojo had the easy path to the left frontal belt grip, but he
intentionally grabbed M15 Chiyotairyu's sagari instead uselessly ripping those
away from the belt and leaning forward as Chiyotairyu easily moved to his left
offering a weak slap down at the back of Ichinojo's right shoulder. Normally
such a move wouldn't face the Mongolith, but this bout was bought and paid for,
and so Ichinojo just put both palms to the dirt without any other part of his
body touching down...a clear sign of yaocho. Both parties knew it too as
Chiyotairyu buys his first win at 1-2 while Ichinojo is pocketing cash at 0-3.
M12 Yutakayama caught M12 Kaisei by the neck at the tachi-ai and attempted to
parlay that into a smooth oshi attach, but he couldn't budge the Brasilian, and
so as Kaisei mounted pressure, Yutakayama was forced to fight defensively
searching for a pull. In the meantime, Kaisei was establishing his right arm to
the inside, and when Yutakayama went for the last gasp pull at the edge, Kaisei
was able to force him across watashi-komi style leading with the right inside
and getting fresh with the left arm wrapped around Yutakayama's right thigh. The
ending did make me blush, but Kaisei scored the win moving to 2-1 while
Yutakayama falls to 1-2.
M11
Enho was able to duck low and sneak left getting his left arm deep at the back
of M13 Hoshoryu's belt, but the Mongolian easily pivoted to the left and
countered with a mammoth right kote-nage throw that spun Enho down and out
across the edge. Hoshoryu offered a nice dame-oshi for good measure sending Enho
off the dohyo for keeps, and the move was all in good fun as Hoshoryu moves to
3-0 while Enho falls to 0-3.
M10 Ryuden was unusually loose at the tachi-ai bobbling back and forth, and when
he did charge with M10 Meisei, Ryuden shaded to his left getting the left arm to
the inside latching onto Meisei's belt. The footwork was backwards from both
parties and so with Ryuden ducking low and Meisei far away from the belt, the
two engaged in a long stalemate about 20 seconds until Ryuden finally went for a
light inside belt throw that felled Meisei back into the center of the ring far
too easily. I mean, Meisei's back was against the edge, and then this very light
twist sends him onto his backside back to the center of the ring? Bad sumo and
acting all the way around here as Ryuden moves to 2-1 while Meisei literally
falls to 1-2.
M11 Sadanoumi and M9 Kotoeko hooked up in the early migi-yotsu contest where
Sadanoumi let Kotoeko grab the left outer grip. I was suspicious at that point
because Eko isn't the kind of guy who can just demand that advantageous yotsu
position...especially against a yotsu guy like the Sadamight. Sadanoumi quickly
countered with a left outer of his own, and they were technically in the gappuri
yotsu position, but they weren't chest to chest in tight. If you watch the slow
motion replay, you can see that both rikishi have their feet perfectly aligned,
and this resulted in the lightweight contest. Near the edge, Kotoeko was not
applying proper yotsu pressure, and Sadanoumi coulda moved left scoring on a
counter dashi-nage throw or he could have moved right for a counter
tsuki-otoshi. He did neither opting to just walk back and across awkwardly
gifting Kotoeko the uncontested win. Another rigged bout as Kotoeko buys his 3-0
start while Sadanoumi falls to 0-3.
M8 Aoiyama lamely put both arms forward at the tachi-ai against M8 Terutsuyoshi,
but the Happy Bulgar wasn't moving his legs forward whatsoever. Instead, he spun
slightly to his left after a light slap on the wrist from Terutsuyoshi leading
the announcers to call it an inashi. Whatever. It gave Terutsuyoshi the clear
and easy path the right side of Aoiyama's belt, and once obtained, Teru used a
series of dashi-nage to spin Aoiyama around and to the edge before sending him
across oshi-dashi style. Through all of this, Aoiyama made no attempt to defend
himself, and that's not surprising considering he gave Terutsuyoshi access to
his belt one second in. Aoiyama throws this one as he falls to 0-3 while
Terutsuyoshi buys his first win at 1-2.
M9 Tokushoryu shaded to his left at the tachi-ai against M7 Endoh, but Elvis was
having none of it getting the left arm in deep and forcing Tokushoryu into
immediate defensive mode. Tokushoryu first tried some shoves to the neck to
knock Endoh away from the belt before moving out right in an attempt to set up a
counter tsuki-otoshi, but Endoh was way too quick for him forcing the off
balance Tokushoryu back and across with ease. Endoh moves to 3-0 after
dominating this one, and it was mostly thanks in part to Tokushoryu's horrible
tachi-ai as he falls to 2-1.
M6 Tamawashi struck M6 Takarafuji well at the tachi-ai knocking Fuji back onto
his heels, and Takarafuji thought about a pull attempt, but Tamawashi was
already in his craw and so Fuji just backed out as fast as Tamawashi could shove
him out. This bout was totally one-side and uncontested as both rikishi end the
day 2-1.
The best bout of the basho so far was fought between M7 Tochinoshin and M5
Kotoshoho. The two hooked up in migi-yotsu after an awkward tachi-ai where Shin
thought he may have been able to slap Kotoshoho over early, but when the
youngster recovered with a left outer belt, the yotsu contest was on. It took a
few seconds to get established after the awkward tachi-ai, but when Tochinoshin
latched onto a stiff outer grip with the left, you knew two things: 1) we were
going to gappuri yotsu, and 2) this bout was going to be real. Both dudes tested
the force-out waters early, and it actually looked as if Tochinoshin was looking
for a tsuri-dashi, but Shoho's too big of a load for that from the gappuri yotsu
position. And so the two settled into the center of the ring, and I thought I'd
take a pic of their footwork at this point.

You can see how their feet and legs mirror each other. This is the proper
positioning for a bout of yotsu-zumo and when you see the opposite like both
right legs forward and both left legs back, you know it is a bad bout of sumo
and usually one that is fixed.
Anyway, from this stance, the more experienced and stronger Tochinoshin gathered
his wits for a few seconds before lifting Kotoshoho upright and then executing
the force out charge. In a real bout, you expect the guy on his heels to
counter, and Kotoshoho did just that going for an inside belt throw, and this
created a nage-no-uchi-ai at the edge, but Shoho was already too far gone giving
Tochinoshin the powerful uwate-nage win. Great bout of sumo, and it's such a
contrast to 90% of everything else we are seeing in the sport these days. Both
rikishi end the day at 1-2, and a bout of sumo like this still gives me hope.
M5 Myogiryu and M4 Tobizaru engaged in a light tsuppari affair from the
tachi-ai, and you could just see Myogiryu holding back. Myogiryu had the clear
path to the inside, but he refused to take it and just battled Tobizaru with his
feet aligned. For Tobizaru's part, he could do nothing, and about four seconds
in Myogiryu thought about getting the right arm inside. It was there for the
taking and you could see him thinking about it, but instead of just demanding
it, he reacted to a light push from Tobizaru into his right shoulder by putting
both palms to the dirt quickly before taking a knee. Obvious yaocho here giving
Tobizaru his first win while Myogiryu falls to 0-3. The only word they could use
afterwards to describe Tobizaru's sumo was "genki." Talk about a meaningless
statement.
M2 Daieisho struck M4 Hokutofuji well at the tachi-ai and then just jumped
straight up in the air as if to go for a pull. What a stupid move, and I'd make
fun of the dude but it was clearly intentional. Nobody can recover from such an
awful move, and Hokutofuji was able to easily push the compromised Daieisho back
and out from there. Hokutofuji obviously bought that bout moving to 3-0 while
Daieisho falls to 2-1 a little bit richer. Remember when I said that the
Association should consider hiring a few choreographers? This is exactly the
type of fake sumo I'm referring to.
In the sanyaku, Komusubi Terunofuji survived an early onslaught from M2 Onosho
thanks to getting his left arm inside early, and after a very nice charge from
Onosho, Terunofuji kept that left inside steady while he wrapped his right arm
tightly around Onosho's left in the kote grip, and instead of going for a
throw, Terunofuji just wrenched Onosho over to the edge before sending him back
for good. That's a man among boys right there and it shows in the sumo as
Terunofuji moves to 3-0 while Onosho put up a good fight falling to 0-3. The
only question is...how long are they going to let Terunofuji do this?
M3
Okinoumi used a right kachi-age into Sekiwake Takanosho while the Suckiwake
persisted too long in a choke hold with the right arm that left him too high and
vulnerable. Okinoumi was able to easily stave off that neck thrust, work his way
around the edge to his left, and easily pull Takanosho down by the back of the
shoulder. Now that's a real slapdown move unlike the crap we saw from rookie
Akua early on. Okinoumi moves to 3-0 after the easy win while Takanosho showed
very little here in defeat as he falls to 1-2. Mainoumi rightly criticized
Takanosho's early nodowa stating that he tried to stick with it too long for his
own good.
M3 Kagayaki briefly looked to have Sekiwake Mitakeumi stood upright at the
tachi-ai, but instead of moving forward, Kagayaki retreated keeping his arms out
wide completely exposing himself to the Suckiwake. Mitakeumi used the right arm
inside to drive the defenseless Kagayaki back, and at the edge, Kagayaki
actually began a counter tsuki-otoshi with the right that would have worked, but
he relented and went completely mukiryoku at that point giving Mitakeumi the
easy oshi-dashi win from there. Kagayaki is the king of bout selling these days,
and it was obvious here as he falls to 0-3 while gifting Mitakeumi a 2-1 start.
At this point of the broadcast, they announced the withdrawal of Asanoyama, the
result of which gave M1 Wakatakakage his first win of the basho at 1-2.
And that brings us to the remaining faux-zeki. Can you believe that the two
pillars of the basho now rank-wise are Takakeisho and Shodai? Yeah, that thought
is rank alright.
First
up was Takakeisho against M1 Kiribayama, and the Mongolian actually stepped left
at the tachii-ai grabbing the quick and dirt left outer grip. Takakeisho was
completely hapless and he could do nothing to defend Kiribayama's right inside
position as well, so the faux-zeki was had at this point if Kiribayama wanna.
Unfortunately he didn't, and so he lightly forced Takakeisho back to the edge
and just waited for the counter tsuki-otoshi to come. At least Takakeisho was
able to execute it, and it's the most basic counter move at the edge in all of
sumo, and Kiribayama played along just throwing his body parallel to the dohyo
and tumbling off of the clay mound with his opponent in tow.
Normally when you have an oshi guy stuck in the prime yotsu position like that,
you try and pin him in close with the legs, lift him upright, etc. but
Kiribayama just stood there with his feet aligned waiting for Takakeisho to make
that move. Easy yaocho call here as Takakeisho is dominated yet again but
allowed to win as he moves to 3-0 while Kiribayama falls to a gracious 0-3.
The day's final bout featured Shodai vs. Komusubi Takayasu and I'm not sure
"featured" is the proper word here as that implies real sumo. What we got here
was more like a mess that's really hard to describe in words. If we must, the
bout looked to go to hidari-yotsu from the start where Takayasu was flirting
with a frontal belt grip, but the guy in the hair shirt refrained and waited for
Shodai to execute a kata-sukashi with the right hand. Normally an Ozeki with the
left arm inside would
attempt
to grab a right outer grip...not go for a pull move, but we all know Shodai
ain't no Ozeki, and so he went for the light move causing Takayasu to rush
forward near the edge as if stumbling out of control. Unfortunately he didn't go
down and so the two squared back up still in migi-yotsu...sorta. For the next
five or six seconds, the two traded shoves with Shodai mostly looking to set up
another pull, but during the melee, Takayasu caught Shodai square with an open
palm to the left side of his face, and it caused Shodai to stumble back to the
edge
completely vulnerable. Instinct dictated that Takayasu move forward and go for
the kill, but all he managed--intentionally--was to put a left forearm at the
base of Shodai's neck and wait for the counter move to come. Said counter was a
very weak tsuki-otoshi with the right hand, and of course Takayasu dutifully
crashed beyond the straw from there. I mean, Shodai was seeing stars and
backpedaling like a guy who drank too much Wild Turkey, but darn the
luck...Takayasu wasn't quite able to finish him off. Shodai was so out of
control that he almost stepped out first, but whatever...gunbai to the faux-zeki
in a bout that was competely unnatural at the edge. A dude is not an Ozeki
when the best thing you can say about his sumoafterwards was, "he went for a few
pulls." He moves to 3-0, but it is ill-gotten while Takayasu falls to a
quiet 1-2.
Who knows what I'll conjure up tomorrow?
Day 2 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Sumo
is sadly dying a slow death, and I suppose Sumotalk isn't too far behind. When I
saw a few days before the basho that both Yokozuna had withdrawn yet again with
more fake injuries, it kinda took the air outta my sails. I've been saying for
close to two years now that the Mongolian Yokozuna are/were intentionally
mirroring Kisenosato's ineptness, and it's still the case. On one hand, it helps
having both Yokozuna gone because there's no other elite foreign rikishi (ranked
Ozeki or Yokozuna) to steal the spotlight. On the other hand, having Kakuryu go
kyujo for six of the last seven basho now puts him on par with Kisenosato's
futility. Eventually, Japan is going to conjure up another "homegrown" Yokozuna,
and when it happens, the bar needs to be set low enough by Hakuho and Kakuryu to
deflate everyone's expectations. I mean, the Sumo Association will gladly pay
the salaries for Hakuho and Kakuryu not to have them compete because it helps
them keep the spotlight on the three stooges: Takakeisho, Asanoyama, and Shodai.
I must say, the quality of sumo the first two days has been horrible. There have
been henka galore and the usual amount of bout fixing making this sport all but
unwatchable. It's gotten so bad that the Sumo Association has now resorted to a
raffle at the end of each day where after the yumi-tori-shiki (bow
twirling ceremony), they have an oyakata come out with a box of ticket stubs and
he picks a stub from each of the four sections in the Kokugikan: East, West,
North, South. One lucky fan from each section wins a paper bag full of useless
knick-knacks handed out at the door as the people exit, and even the marketing
folks from minor league baseball clubs were heard to say, "Now that's cheesy."
As for the fans in the stands, the Association has changed the rules a bit this
basho where they are now allowing two people to occupy a masu-seki instead of
limiting them to one per masu-seki as they did last basho (masu-seki normally
seat 4). As for the upper decks, they are now requiring only one seat in between
fans instead of three seats that they required in September. By watching the
broadcast on Day 2, you would have thought the rule was one person per 200 seats
because that's about all that bothered buying a ticket in the upper decks.
The Association has also upped the allowed attendance to 5,000 per day from
2,500 per day, but they aren't pulling in any more fans than the Aki basho. In
fact, I think they're pulling in less this basho, and if they're lucky, they're
getting 1,000 paying fans per day. They are wisely not announcing attendance
figures because they are so low and they are clumping a lot of fans right behind
the dohyo so the section looks full there, but when they pan around the arena
from time to time, there are giant gaps in the masu-seki all over.
My point is not to just come out and bag on sumo day after day. What I've been
trying to say for years is that the fans are gonna stop paying money for crap
sumo in the ring, and we're seeing that manifest here. Covid is not helping, and
I talked about that last basho, but when the virus finally does subside, there's
no reason for the fans to come back. The sumo just sucks right now, and even if
you do think it's all real, there's no arguing that the quality in the ring is
at an all-time low.
There
was nothing to inspire me to write a report on Day 1, and there was little on
Day 2 as well, so I'm only going to cover the final bout of the day that
featured Asanoyama vs. Terunofuji (it's pointless to assign these guys ranks any
more). Asanoyama was a wet rag at the tachi-ai as the two hooked up in the quick
migi-yotsu pose, and with Asanoyama unable to defend himself, Terunofuji easily
grabbed the left outer grip. From there, Terunofuji used his right inside to
lift Asanoyama completely upright before switching hands and throwing Asanoyama
down hard with that left outer grip. I mean, a guy could get hurt being thrown
down as hard as Asanoyama was today. It took him close to 10 seconds to compose
himself and get back up, and when he did, he had to rise to one knee first, and
then lift his body up from there.
And so you watch a bout like this and go whose the Ozeki and whose the Komusubi?
It was interesting to hear them break the bout down afterwards, and Fujigane-oyakata
summed it pretty well when he said, "Asanoyama just got sucked right into that
outer grip, and there isn't a single good thing to say about his sumo."
When they did get to the slow motion replay, Shibatayama-oyakata (former
Onokuni) pointed out how Asanoyama's footwork was completely backwards. Instead
of putting the left foot forward, he needed to keep that back and put the right
foot forward to mirror Terunofuji. Asanoyama eventually adjusted his footwork in
the end, but it was too late at that point because he was thrown shortly
thereafter. The reason I bring up the footwork is because it happens all the
time on purpose when a dude throws a yotsu bout. I guess some could say, "Well,
was Asanoyama letting up here by screwing up his footwork on purpose?" and my
answer would be, "If the roles were reversed and Terunofuji purposefully screwed
up his footwork, would Asanoyama have thrown him down in the same manner?"
No way. It would have been a light fall from the Mongolian who would have had to
do all the work to set up the loss in the first place.
The point is that Asanoyama is hapless, and when a truly elite rikishi intends
to beat him on the day, it turns out to be an ass-kicking that should never
happen to an Ozeki at the hands of a Komusubi.
As they continued the slow motion feed of Terunofuji walking back to his
corners, the announcers were almost in awe describing the sheer power and
presence of Terunofuji. Counter that with the reaction after any "win" from
Asanoyama, Takakeisho, or Shodai and it's a lot of blubbering and fidgeting and
grasping at straws trying to justify the result in the ring. I mean, the only
reason I'm writing this report and not starting with Day 3 is because there was
just so much to read from the final bout on the day.
Terunofuji actually committed a Freudian slip in his interview afterwards. When
asked how he felt his sumo was today, he replied, "I was all in." He used the
word "honki" which can literally be translated as "I took things serious
today." What...so you're not serious in your sumo every day? The answer to that
is obvious, and while you have to understand the nuances in the Japanese dialog
from the interview, it was definitely a Freudian slip from the Mongolian. We
often hear the opposite from Mongolian rikishi when they'll use the word "yudan,"
which literally means to let up. "Yeah, I let up out there today." As long as
they don't say mukiryoku I guess we're fine.
Editor's Note: After typing the entire report, as I went to the wires to find
pictures from Day 2, I noticed the top headlines were announcing Asanoyama's
withdrawal due to an injured right shoulder.
As for other rikishi, both Takakeisho and Shodai have been gifted 2-0 starts. I
thought Takayasu's just turning and walking out that last half step against
Takakeisho on Day 1 was embarrassing all the while with the NHK announcer
screaming, "Dominating sumo!!" Dominating? His opponent just turned
around and stepped out.
Both Sekiwake (Mitakeumi, Takanosho) are 1-1 after getting their arses handed to
them at the hands of Daieisho. Daieisho actually went easy on Mitakeumi at least
giving him an opening, but the Suckiwake was too hapless to capitalize on it.
M4 Tobizaru is 0-2, and his bouts haven't been contested. The sophomore is
obviously returning the favor to his opponents the first two days because his
falls have been fake so far. Who knows when we'll get to see the real Tobizaru?
M11
Enho (pictured at right a meter off the dohyo) is being thrown around like a rag
doll again and if they want to keep him in the division, they're going to have
to start buying some wins. I wonder if they rely a bit on Hakuho's kensho money
to buy Enho's wins, and with the Yokozuna gone...
M13 Hoshoryu is still buying wins as is Makuuchi returnee M14 Kotonowaka. I've
never seen more standing around in sumo in my life than what's occurred these
first two days.
Finally, rookie M16 Akua who has curiously chosen an Aqua color for his mawashi
has just looked terrible in his 0-2 start. The funny thing is, I haven't gotten
the impression that the dude has gone all out yet. Who knows?
My intention tomorrow is to cover every bout and then the drill will simply be:
when I have time, I'll do a full report. When I don't, you'll be lucky to get a
half report.
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