Natsu Basho Senshuraku Comments At the end
of Day 14, all of the headlines were touting Onosato's pending yusho and
pointing out how he would set a new record with the yusho for just seven basho
as a professional rikishi. Like most decorated college rikishi who enter
professional sumo, Onosato began his career in the Makushita Jo'i ranks. He
spent two basho in Makushita, two basho in Juryo, and this is/was his third
basho in the Makuuchi division. The previous record was set only two months ago
by Takerufuji, who was awarded his first yusho at just 10 basho in the sport.
Takerufuji's route was different, however, in that he had to start his career in
mae-zumo and work his way through each of the five sub divisions until he
entered the Makuuchi division in March and was gifted the yusho as a rookie.
The previous record holders were Takanohana (who fought as Takahanada when he
took his first yusho) and Asashoryu who both required 24 basho in order to
yusho.
Other notable rikishi in the top 10 fastest rikishi to yusho are Terunofuji (25
basho), Akebono (26 basho), Musashimaru (30 basho), and Hakuho (32 basho).
I watched everyone of those rikishi take their first yusho and subsequently
achieve the Yokozuna rank. Except for Terunofuji, those were some of the
greatest Yokozuna of the modern era, and to be fair to Terunofuji, if he was
allowed to fight his hardest each basho, he'd already have yusho numbers that
rival Akebono and Musashimaru.
If you take the average number of basho it took for the dudes I mentioned to
gain their first yusho, the average turns out to be 26.83, or a little over four
years from the time they entered mae-zumo.
And you're telling me with a straight face that Takerufuji achieved the feat in
just 10 basho? I mean, on paper, yes, he was awarded the Makuuchi yusho in
March, but really?
I liken that number to the percentage of Japanese rikishi who took the yusho
after Tochiazuma won at the 2006 Hatsu Basho. Between that tournament and the
2016 Hatsu Basho, exactly 0% of the yusho rikishi were Japanese. Then, all of a
sudden Kotoshogiku was gifted the yusho on the 10 year anniversary of
Tochiazuma's championship, and since that time, the percentage of Japanese
rikishi taking the yusho went from 10 years of 0% to a clip of 38% the eight
years since.
And it's not like the percentage gradually rose to 15% the first few years after
Kotoshogiku, and then to 25% in years four through six after Kotoshogiku. The
number went from 0% to somewhere in between 30% - 40% consistently and has
hovered at that level ever since.
How can such a phenomenon be explained?
Likewise, how can a record of 24 total basho to the first Makuuchi yusho
suddenly be shattered by a dude who just took 10 basho?
By way of comparison, I think one of the greatest feats in sports during my
lifetime was Boris Becker winning Wimbledon at the age of 17. The previous
record-holder in the modern era of tennis was Bjorn Borg who won Wimbledon at
the age of 20.
If you compare Boris Becker's feat of winning Wimbledon at 17 to the rate at
which Takerufuji took his first yusho, the previous record-holder for youngest
to yusho at Wimbledon (for the men) would have done it at the age of 40.8 years
old.
And that is literally how ridiculous sumo wrestling has become.
With that, let's review really the only bout that mattered on senshuraku, the
Sekiwake Abi - Komusubi Onosato matchup. From the tachi-ai, this happened:
Yes, that is Onosato looking at the rafters, and yes, those are Onosato's arms
so high and wide Abi could have gotten moro-zashi or planted his left palm into
Onosato's chest. But what happened next? Abi backed out of the ring in about a
second giving Onosato the cheap win and the yusho to boot.
They showed slow motion replay after slow motion replay of this bout from all
angles, and there was no contact that came from Onosato to cause Abi's retreat
or his stepping across the straw. The entire bout lasted two seconds, so you
have that tachi-ai where Onosato got his ass kicked, and then you have Abi
backing out of the ring all in under two seconds.
And that's what sumo wrestling has become: completely fixed.
This bout was not that different from most of Onosato's bouts this basho. He
lost the tachi-ai, and then his opponents magically backed up and out of the
ring in mere seconds. I'm trying to remember if there was an Onosato bout that
lasted more than five seconds?? Maybe the one against Kotozakura because
it was straight up, but there was not any other bout that was a prolonged,
battle. Even his three losses all occurred in just a few seconds, which shows
you just how vulnerable this guy is.
But, we are now supposed to believe that Onosato is a legit rikishi who only
required seven basho in the sport to capture his first yusho.
I just shake my head as to how gullible people are or how dishonest they can be
to themselves, and it's such a let-down to watch what sumo wrestling has become.
But...there's a lot to look forward to this summer to compensate. I can't wait
for the Olympics where the winner of the 100 meter dash will set a new world
record somewhere between 4 and 5 seconds.
We'll also get to see the men's marathon winner come across the tape at roughly
45 minutes.
Oh, and just you watch. There's a 10 year-old phenom out there who is going to
win Wimbledon.
And don't take your eyes off of major league baseball where the home run king
this year is going to hit 168 home runs shattering Barry Bonds' old record of
70.
I know some of you are saying that those feats are not humanly possible, and all
I can say to that is: that's my point.
Natsu Basho Day 14 Comments After
having lost access to the ability to DVR the live matches in Japanese and then
also watch the NHK news programs, I've lost my pulse on the momentum sumo may or
may not have. I miss knowing the top three bouts streamed from the previous day,
and the Japanese analysis is just vital because that tells me what the
Association's PR department wants out there. Judging strictly on the sumo this
basho, things have been just awful. I mean, outside of the leaders today, I just
fast-forwarded through all the other bouts as there are zero storylines
remaining besides the yusho race.
The Association has managed to position the rikishi they most need at the top of
the leaderboard, and the fans are still buying tickets, so you'd have to say
it's been a success.
Speaking of the leaderboard, this it how it shaped up at the beginning of the
day:
The majority of those dudes were fighting each other, so let's go in
chronological order, which means we start with M1 Daieisho against M3 Takayasu.
Daieisho
actually put two hands towards Takayasu's chest and then skirted right in a bit
of a henka, but Takayasu is so old and slow and battered, he can't come out of
his crouch blazing forward, and so he didn't. The result was Daieisho's
forfeiting any momentum he could have gained from the tachi-ai, and so he was
forced to move right again as the two traded places on the dohyo, and then the
thrust battle began. Takayasu's thrusts were largely defensive, and Daieisho
lost any initial momentum, and so it was a fiddy-fiddy battle for a few seconds
until Daieisho began connecting on his jabs that forced Takayasu back, to the
side a bit, and then finally across.
Daieisho moves to 10-4 with the win, but that was a stupid tachi-ai. If you're
fighting a guy with a historically bad back, don't skirt him at the tachi-ai.
Blow him off the lines. He didn't, and so the bout was close, but it was real
and a good bout of sumo. As for Takayasu, his comeback effort fails in terms of
earning kachi-koshi as he falls to an official 6-8.
Up
next was M10 Shonannoumi paired against Komusubi Onosato, and if you were to ask
random sumo fans on the street what Onosato's style was, they'd all say
oshi-zumo. And that answer is correct, I guess, but there was no oshi whatsoever
going on from Onosato at the tachi-ai. It was all Shonannoumi who immediately
forced the bout to the belt in a migi-yotsu contest, and Onosato was so
vulnerable at the tachi-ai, that Shonannoumi's left hand was right there on
Onosato's belt in the prime position to grab an outer grip. But, of course, he
balled his fist instead, and not only didn't grab the outer grip, but he just
began backpedaling pretending to go for a maki-kae with that left arm.
Near the edge, Shonannoumi lifted up his left leg further taking away all of his
momentum. Onosato, knowing that his opponent was mukiryoku, just moved forward
in kind, and it was another bout that lasted three seconds...after Onosato lost
the tachi-ai of course.
As
they showed the replay, Hirota Mori used the phrase "sheer power" to describe
Onosato's sumo, and I'm like, "Where? How?" I'm sure that phrase was written
down on Mori-san's script, so he had to say it, but if you watch the slow motion
replays, where is the sheer power from Onosato? He got beat at the tachi-ai
after getting knocked upright and back half a step. He didn't dictate the style
of the bout. Shonannoumi was groping an outer grip on Onosato's belt but
purposefully didn't take it. And then it was Shonannoumi who instigated his own
backwards movement going for a maki-kae.
If you look at the pic at right, Shonannoumi is on the brink of grabbing a
left outer grip. As for Onosato, his left foot is off the ground, so he
has no ability to stand his ground, so if Shonannoumi wanted the left outer, he
could have taken it.
I would point out Onosato's sheer power if it was manifest during the
bout, but this was all SNNU start to finish. And I don't bring this up to take
shots at Mori-san. It's not his fault. He has to deliver the company line just
as the guys surely did on the Japanese broadcast as well, and this is a perfect
example of the media planting it in the brains of the viewers what they want
everyone to think is going on when the complete opposite is true.
Imagine that Malik Scott and Thierry Henry (pronounced HEN-REE) were breaking
down this bout. Is it possible to watch it from all angles and not talk about
how Shonannoumi failed to grab the left outer grip? Even if Shonannoumi was
really trying to grab it and he came up just short, it's such a key moment of
the bout, and yet, it's not discussed in the post-bout analysis. The sumo is
scripted, and the media commentary is scripted.
I guarantee you on the Japanese side, they did catch the failed maki-kae attempt
by Shonannoumi, but they too were chalking it up to Onosato's sheer power, or
bariki. It's just interesting to me how you watch one thing with your eyes
and then get a completely different explanation from the media.
Regardless of all that, Onosato skates to 11-3, and I don't think I've called a
single win of his legit this basho. Maybe he's got one, but I know at least 10
of those wins were due to yaocho. As for Shonannoumi, he falls out of the race
altogether in dropping to 9-5.
Ozeki
Hoshoryu moved to his right against M14 Ohshohma grabbing the cheap outer grip
and using it to dashi-nage the rookie over and aross without argument. I
guarantee you that Hoshoryu did this today to cover for Kotozakura using a henka
yesterday against Shonannoumi. I read a headline yesterday that said of
Kotozakura after that henka something along the lines of, "And we're suppose to
consider this guy as a future Yokozuna?" The fact that a fake Ozeki had to henka
in that situation did not go unnoticed, and so Hoshoryu was simply covering here
today for Kotozakura. The only difference with this bout is that Hoshoryu won it
legitimately; whereas, Kotozakura needed Shonannoumi to take a dive yesterday.
Anyway, Hoshoryu moves to a harmless 10-4 while Ohshohma is knocked out of
contention officially at 9-5.
In
the day's final but, Kotozakura was paired against Sekiwake Abi, and the bout
was straight up...thankfully. Abi came with his usual fire hose tsuppari that
caught Kotozakura early on, but he couldn't drive the blob known as Kotozakura
all the way back, and Kotozakura did well to just use his girth and drive
straightforward into his opponent. That forced Abi to retreat near the straw,
but Kotozakura didn't have him pinned in or on his heels, and so Abi had enough
room to move left and yank at Kotozakura's extended right arm, and he pulled the
faux-zeki to the brink with Kotozakura's back facing the center of the ring. Zak
tried to square back up, but it was painfully slow, and before he could fully
recover, Abi had him pushed back and across.
This was by far Kotozakura's best sumo of the basho, but it was one of the few
bouts he knew wasn't fixed coming in, and so he had to show some desperation.
His sumo skills were lacking greatly, and his only weapon was his size, but he
still kept it close. If this dude has a good work ethic (you can tell by his
body he doesn't) and actually refused to take part in yaocho, he'd be a pretty
good rikishi. These days, however, he's just a sloth, and he finds himself one
off the pace now at 10-4. As for Abi, he improves to that same 10-4 mark with
the decent victory.
The results of the previous four bouts is the following leaderboard heading into
senshuraku:
Onosato draws Abi tomorrow, and we'll see a carbon copy of the Abi - Kotozakura
bout today if it's straight up. If the bout it fixed, Onosato will lose the
tachi-ai and then win in under three seconds <strike>somehow</strike> with sheer
power.
Hoshoryu and Kotozakura square off, and that one goes without saying. I mean,
regardless of what happens tomorrow, this is still the statement bout of the
basho:
Daieisho gets Kotoshoho, and Daieisho is the heavy favorite there.
It all comes down to the Abi camp tomorrow to see whether or not Onosato gets
the yusho outright at 12-3 or this thing goes to a playoff involving at least
three rikishi and likely four.
I don't really have a gut feeling either way. I can see the value of a four-man
playoff on senshuraku to try and salvage something from this basho whose sumo
has been anemic. And that's the reason why we'll tune in tomorrow. Not to see
great sumo, but to see which bouts are real and which bouts are fake.
Natsu Basho Day 13 Comments It's been
strange not having access to the full Japanese broadcast and the usual Japanese
news shows during my waking hours. I haven't heard any analysis from the
Japanese oyakata and thus any spin on the fake bouts in the ring, but even
without all that, you can see that the results are still very predictable. You
have the Japanese rikishi touted as sumo's "Next," and everything is being done
in the Association's power to make them the focus of the basho. Today was a very
vanilla day because all of the rikishi who were supposed to win did, and all of
the deadwood rikishi lost in order to de-clutter the leaderboard.
Speaking of the leaderboard, this is what it looked like at the start of the
day:
There's no point going through all the bouts today, so let's just highlight the
leaderboard and anything else that might be of interest.
Going in chronological order, M16 Takarafuji was up first, and he was paired
against M10 Kinbohzan, and Kinbohzan easily won the tachi-ai using a half
kachi-age and nice tsuppari to knock Takarafuji upright and send him on his
heels. Takarafuji fished at times for any inside position, but his only real
hope was to move around the ring to his left. Kinbohzan used perfect suri-ashi
to follow Takarafuji around the dohyo pummeling his foe as he went, and this was
a lopsided victory in favor Kinbohzan.
When they show newbies how they should execute the sumo basics, this bout would
be perfect to demonstrate sound suri-ashi and the way you want to keep your butt
low. You'll note that you never see such technique for oshi-dashi wins by
Onosato or Kotozakura. Kinbohzan moves to 8-5 with the beautiful win while
Takarafuji falls to the same mark and outta the yusho race for good.
The next hopeful was M8 Kotoshoho who was paired against M13 Churanoumi, and
Kotoshoho reached for and got a nice right grip at the front of Churanoumi's
belt, but Churanoumi was already shading left grabbing a left outer grip and
using it to dashi-nage Kotoshoho around the ring a full turn. Kotoshoho never
could reel in his gal, and Churanoumi's tactic was good enough to keep Kotoshoho
upright and off balance with his footwork, and so Churanoumi knocked Kotoshoho
out of the yusho race with a nice oshi-dashi in the end. On one hand, I like to
see guys win in linear fashion, but on the other hand, due to the size
difference, this was the only way Churanoumi had a chance, and he executed his
sumo to perfection. Both dudes are stationed at 8-5.
This bout had no yusho implications, but it's worth noting what real yotsu-zumo
looks like. M2 Gonoyama stood M7 Nishikigi upright from the tachi-ai with some
thrusts as NG looked for a right frontal grip, and while Gonoyama denied that
grip, Nishikigi was able to use his girth to withstand Gonoyama's blows and
force the bout to migi-yotsu. Once the chest to chest contest was established,
Nishikigi demanded the left outer grip, and once obtained, the footwork was
perfect as he pinned Gonoyama in place and drove him back and across. The
footwork, the sumo, and the counter sumo was all correct as Nishikigi inches
forward to 4-9 while Gonoyama suffers kachi-koshi at 5-8.
You will never see Kotozakura or Onosato execute such sound, yotsu-zumo. Ever.
Two rikishi from the four-loss line were paired today in M7 Mitakeumi and M1
Daieisho, and Daieisho caught Mitakeumi with perfect tsuki from the tachi-ai and
simply pulverized the weaker Mitakeumi back and across in under three seconds.
Mitakeumi's record this basho has been so farcical as he falls to 8-5, and this
is what happens when a Mitakeumi opponent decides to bring the guns. Great stuff
from Daieisho whose not gonna yusho, but he'll stay on the board another day at
9-4.
Yusho
favorite, Komusubi Onosato, was paired against M4 Ura, and the reason Onosato is
getting these softies so late is because Komusubi fought all the higher-ranked
rikishi the first week. In this bout, Ura was able to duck under Onosato's
out-stretched arms at the tachi-ai, but then Ura turned his left shoulder to the
inside and just stood there like a target for an Onosato oshi attack. Onosato
absolutely whiffed at the tachi-ai, and he was vulnerable had Ura wanted to grab
his leg or belt, but this bout was fixed going in, and so Onosato easily got his
oshi act in gear and sent the mukiryoku Ura into the first row in a matter of
seconds. Speaking of suri-ashi, Onosato's scissor-kick pose there at right
isn't even close to the way sound footwork should look as part of oshi-zumo.
For the record, in a straight up bout, I think Onosato wins eight out of 10
times against Ura, but they weren't taking any chances here. This was yaocho all
the way, and once again, Onosato wasn't able to win the tachi-ai even in a fixed
bout. He moves to 10-3 and is the favorite due to his light schedule the rest of
the way. As for Ura, he knows his place in the sport as he falls to 6-7, but he
was definitely the useful idiot the first six days as he bought his way to a 6-0
start to keep the sheep entertained until this basho could gain some traction.
The
next bout featured two more four-loss dudes going head to head in M5 Meisei and
Sekiwake Abi. Abi offered two hands to the neck of Meisei at the tachi-ai, but
Meisei's got more beef behind his thrusts, and he easily came back to drive Abi
back and around the ring with some very nice tsuki. Meisei was able to set up
moro-zashi about four seconds in, but instead of using it to drive Abi back and
across, he just went limp and straightened his knees waiting for an Abi counter
move. It came in the form of a desperate right tsuki-otoshi to the side of
Meisei, and the M5 dutifully crashed onto his back and out of the ring giving
Abi the compromised win. Abi stays on the second tier of the leaderboard at 9-4
while Meisei falls out of the race at 8-5, and there's no way Meisei lands on
his back like that based on any move from Abi.
M14
Ohshohma was paired against Suckiwake Wakamotoharu, and Ohshohma moved forward a
bit at the tachi-ai, but his hands were in a totally defensive position
signaling that he was not trying to win the bout. WMH's tachi-ai was poor, but
he eventually worked the bout to hidari-yotsu thanks to the rookie keeping his
right arm up high and out of harm's way. Wakamotoharu never came close to a
right outer grip, but it didn't matter. This was all for show as Ohshohma
willingly allowed himself to be forced back and across without even thinking
about a counter move. It's just not in the cards for Ohshohma to take the yusho,
and so he dutifully bows to 9-4 while Wakamotoharu ekes forward to 4-9 noting
that he did sit out four bouts midway through.
Perhaps
the marquee matchup on the day on paper was Kotozakura taking on M10
Shonannoumi, two rikishi coming into the day with just three losses. From the
tachi-ai, Kotozakura henka'd a bit to his right, and it wasn't a great move, but
Shonannoumi purposefully bit into it hook, line, and sinker as he threw himself
over to the edge and down before rolling off the dohyo altogether in a very
controlled dismount. If you watch the replays here, there was nothing that came
from Kotozakura that caused that fall, but whatever. We all knew that
Shonannoumi was not going to even try and win this.
I mean, they may as well go the henka route. There's no reason to have
Kotozakura's inability to do sumo exposed in a high-profile bout like this, so
why not script the henka? It does say volumes that a supposed Ozeki has to do
this kind of sumo against an M10, and once again, Kotozakura is unable to
display any chikara-zumo whatsoever. He's gifted 10-3 while Shonannoumi falls
outta the race for all intents and purposes at 9-4.
The
final bout of the day featured a real Ozeki, Hoshoryu, taking on M6 Midorifuji,
and Hoshoryu answered Midorifuji's moro-zashi quest by threatening a kubi-nage
with the right and then grabbing the smaller rikishi in the kote grip
with the left arm dumping him over and down in less than two seconds. Midorifuji
was roughed up here in falling to a make-koshi 5-8 while Hoshoryu sorta stays on
the leaderboard at 9-4.
All of the bouts involving leaders went just as planned, and it was a fruitful
day in terms of eliminating the deadwood from the yusho race.
The leaderboard looks like this heading into the weekend:
Analyzing the matchups tomorrow, Kotozakura is paired against Abi, and
Kotozakura has no chance in a straight up bout. If it is straight up, Abi should
pummel Zak upright with some thrusts and then slap him down. I expect yaocho
tomorrow in this one, but we'll see.
Onosato draws Shonannoumi, and in a straight up bout, I'd think we'd see a
pretty good oshi contest between the two where Shonannoumi's experience in the
division would let him prevail. I of course expect yaocho here as well, which
would give Onosato the easy, two-second win...without winning the tachi-ai of
course.
Hoshoryu gets Ohshohma, and there's no chance that the rookie can beat the Ozeki
in a straight-up bout. I think it's best to have Hoshoryu go all out here to
keep some legit eye candy on the leaderboard.
Finally, Daieisho draws Takayasu, and he'll kick Takayasu ass via tsuki-dashi if
it's a straight up bout.
I expect the leaderboard heading into senshuraku to be this:
Kotozakura will be paired against Hoshoryu on senshuraku, and Onosato will get
another scrub, which is why Onosato is the favorite to take the yusho...as
illegitimate as it'd be.
Natsu Basho Day 12 Comments At the end
of Day 11, M10 Shonannoumi accidentally found himself in sole possession of the
lead. I say it that way because there is no way that Shonannoumi is going to
take the yusho for the simple reason that it doesn't benefit the Sumo
Association for him in anyway to win the whole thing. That the elite Mongolians
are going to take the yusho 33% of the time is a given, so in the tournaments
where the Mongolians let up early or simply withdraw in the case of two of them
this basho, the Sumo Association has to maximize the benefit in letting a
Japanese rikishi take the yusho.
In March, it made sense to have Takerufuji win because it created the
sensational headline of the first rookie yusho in 110 years, but it also made
sense because everyone knew who Takerufuji was even before he reached Makuuchi.
When you watch the dudes being hyped incessantly in Juryo, you can tell whose
being primed as the future Japanese stars in Makuuchi. Both Takerufuji and
Onosato are great examples of rikishi with no proven game in this division being
shoved down our throats, and chances are great that both guys are going to have
a Makuuchi yusho at the halfway point of the year.
Shonannoumi is not one of those guys. He has zero name recognition, and it
doesn't improve ratings to have him yusho, and so unless Akinoshima goes
completely rogue, Shonannoumi is not going to yusho. I know people don't like to
hear such talk, but it's just the way sumo is constructed. You cannot possibly
watch the Day 12 action and not recognize all of the fake bouts and mukiryoku
sumo, and so the question then becomes "Why are they doing it?" The answer is
they're simply doing it for survival.
With that let's move to the Day 12 bouts going in chronological order.
M14 Ryuden kept his hands high and tight from the tachi-ai against M12
Ichiyamamoto, which makes zero sense because Ryuden's a belt guy. When I saw him
not even attempt to go for the mawashi, I knew the outcome here, and Ryuden
literally stood there as Ichiyamamoto fired methodic tsuppari into Ryuden's
chest driving him back, over, and down. At 7-5, Ryuden is easily going to pick
up that last win at some point, so why not make a little cash along the way?
That's exactly what happened here as IYM buys his way to 6-6.
In another puff bout, M15 Roga kept his arms in a defensive kachi-age position
at the tachi-ai welcoming M12 Nishikifuji
who
moved forward fast but was flailing away with shoves that were entirely bark and
no bite. The two danced around the ring a bit with Nishikifuji looking busy and
Roga playing defense, and then NFJ for no reason whatsoever did this slow 360
move, and from that point, Roga grabbed his belt with the right hand and lightly
dragged his foe down. This is just circus sumo as Roga moves to 5-7 while
Nishikifuji's make-koshi becomes official at 4-8. Before we move on, it appeared
that Nishikifuji dislocated a finger or two on his left hand during the bout.
M11 Sadanoumi put a soft hand against M13 Churanoumi's jaw at the tachi-ai, and
he left his entire right side open to an outer grip, but Churanoumi didn't take
it. From there, Sadanoumi backed up flirting with the right inside, and
Churanoumi gave chase although he wasn't committed to anything either. The two
finally hooked up in hidari-yotsu where the Sadamight had the right outer grip,
and after a bit more wrangling and instability, Sadanoumi was trying to set up
an outer belt throw, but instead of a nage-no-uchi-ai, Churanoumi just drifted
across the straw of his own volition as Sadanoumi tripped over him across the
way. They ruled it uwate-nage for Sadanoumi, but this was not a throw (think
Hoshoryu's real throw from yesterday) for sure. If stable footwork is key to
sumo, this bout had none of it as both rikishi finish the day at 7-5.
M11 Hokutofuji came with his usual tachi-ai of one hand to the throat and the
left inside against M17 Tsurugisho, and the latter readily agreed to go to
hidari-yotsu. Hokutofuji nudged TS back mildly towards the edge, but then
Tsurugisho began a solid left scoop throw that would have done HTFJ in, but
Tsurugisho let up on it and waited for Hokutofuji to counter with a very weak
left tsuki-otoshi and Tsurugisho just plopped over from there. Hokutofuji needed
help here in moving to 6-6 while Tsurugisho falls to 3-9.
M9 Tamawashi came with light tsuppari towards M16 Tomokaze from the tachi-ai as
he shaded left and Tomokaze's response was to lightly go for a dumb pull, and so
Tamawashi moved forward from that point and thrust Tomokaze back, across, and
down. Yet another lightly contested bout as Tamawashi moves to 5-7 with Tomokaze
falling down to 2-10.
Our
first leader on the day was M14 Ohshohma who was very defensive against
M9 Shodai at the tachi-ai, and whatever happened to a guy on the leaderboard
shooting out of his stance like a rocket in an attempt to take it to his
opponent? Doesn't happen in today's brand of sumo, and Shodai gained the upper
hand quickly striking nicely and then going for a tsuki with the left hand into
Ohshohma's right side that had the rookie turned off balance. Shodai didn't
follow up on the move and let Ohshohma square back up, but as they did, Shodai
had the path to moro-zashi. He once again refused to take it, and as Ohshohma
went for a desperate light pull at the back of Shodai's head, Shodai flopped
around, pretended to lose his balance, and then eventually dropped to the dohyo
putting both palms down. My goodness, what fake sumo this was as Ohshohma is
gifted 9-3 with Shodai falling to 5-7. This was a great example of the victor
getting his ass handed to him at every turn and still coming away with the W.
Our other rookie, M15 Tokihayate, also bought his win today against M7 Nishikigi
as the two hooked up in migi-yotsu whereupon NG immediately drove the rookie
back to the brink, but he suddenly let up giving Tokihayate enough room to
execute a light counter scoop throw with the right. It didn't put a dent in
Nishikigi, and so the rookie backed all the way up to the other side of the
dohyo out of sorts with his right arm high and inside and Nishikigi gripping him
with a firm left kote-nage, but instead of instigating a nage-no-uchi-ai,
Nishikigi just turned his back to the straw and graciously walked across. Oh
brother. Yet another obviously fake bout in favor of Tokihayate who certainly
doesn't deserve that 5-7 record. As for Nishikigi, the merchant is just doing
what he does in falling to 3-9.
M10 Kinbohzan delivered hesitant tsuppari towards M6 Midorifuji at the tachi-ai
making sure Midorifuji wasn't going to henka, and when he didn't, Kinbohzan
ramped up his tsuppari attack against a very busy Midorifuji who ended up
darting to this right and attempting a hurried kata-sukashi, but the bout wasn't
compromised, and so the kata-sukashi was frivolous and only put Midorifuji in a
worse position, and Kinbohzan stayed square from there stiff arming Midorifuji
back and across for the tsuki-dashi win. This was the first bout on the day
where both dudes were trying to win as Kinbohzan breezes his way to 7-5 while
Midorifuji gave it his best shot in falling to 5-7.
M8
Takanosho caught M5 Onosho with a nice paw to the neck from the tachi-ai, but
then he just let up from there keeping his arms non-committed as Onosho worked
to his left and offered a very light pull at the back of Takanosho's right
shoulder. Takanosho pretended to teeter a bit but then he just dutifully put
both palms to the dirt and stood right back up. Both dudes finish 5-7 here after
the obviously fixed bout.
M8 Kotoshoho softly henka'd to his right against M4 Ura not really even going
for a pull and as Ura looked to square up, Kotoshoho hurriedly offered a few
girl slaps to the top of the head, but KSH was in a terrible position. No
matter, however, as the outcome was arranged, and with Kotoshoho on his heels,
Ura rushed forward near the edge and sloppily stepped his right foot out before
Kotoshoho executed a right kote-nage that sent both dudes flying over to the
edge. This is definitely not how rikishi practice sumo from the start of their
careers, but Kotoshoho moved to 8-4 with the sloppy win while Ura falls to 6-6.
M3
Takayasu exhibited a rather weak tachi-ai as M3 Tobizaru moved to his right, and
just as Takayasu looked to square up and go for a pull, Tobizaru just hit the
deck before Takayasu knew what happened. Is it too much to ask for more than one
real bout of sumo up to this point? Unfortunately, yes. Anyone who believes
Takayasu (6-6) is earning these wins legitimately is obtuse. As for Tobizaru,
he's always happy to play the class clown in falling to 4-8.
M2 Gonoyama meant well from the tachi-ai looking to charge hard and offer an
oshi attack towards M2 Hiradoumi, but the latter immediately struck and then
skirted to his left dancing along the straw and going for some desperate pulls.
Gonoyama stayed square at first, but after a quarter turn around the ring giving
chase, he suddenly stopped and stood upright at the tawara turning his back to
the outside of the ring instead of staying square with his foe. As he pretended
to keep his balance there at the straw, Hiradoumi rushed forward and crushed him
down with a shove to the chest. Gonoyama took a hard spill, but that's what
happens when one dude is mukiryoku and the other one is coming full bore. Yet
another yaocho here as Hiradoumi moves to 6-6 while Gonoyama falls to 5-7.
M1 Atamifuji and M4 Ohho exhibited a nice tachi-ai where Ohho seemed to abandon
his push attack in favor of going chest to chest. The two ended up in
hidari-yotsu where Atamifuji had a really nice grip with the left at the front
of Ohho's belt, and Ohho could sense he was in trouble, and so he shifted gears
going for a pull, but Atami the Hutt read it perfectly and drove Ohho across the
straw before pushing him down as Ohho persisted. There was some nice force here
as Atamifuji moves to 5-7 while Ohho falls to 4-8.
In a scrappy affair, M5 Meisei and M1 Daieisho went toe to toe from the tachi-ai
with each dude using thrusts to keep the other at bay. The tachi-ai was
fiddy-fiddy, but it was Meisei who backtracked first looking for a pull. I
suppose it worked just enough that Daieisho wasn't able to make him pay for it,
and so the bout quickly became two guys darting here and darting there trying to
set up a pull. Meisei briefly lost his balance midway, but he caught Daieisho
with his back to the tawara and arms extended allowing Meisei to finally rush in
and send Daieisho back and across tsuki-dashi style. It wasn't epic by any
means, but the quality was much higher than all the yaocho we've seen today.
Both dudes end the day at 8-4 and will likely flirt with the leaderboard the
rest of the way.
The
first real marquee matchup on the day (on paper at least) was M16 Takarafuji
taking on Komusubi Onosato as both dudes occupied the three-loss tier coming in,
but the bout wasn't even contested. After a decent tachi-ai where Onosato at
least made contact with tsuppari, Takarafuji just stood upright from there with
the C3P0 arms and his sides exposed and that allowed Onosato to easily get the
right arm inside and force Takarafuji back and across without incident. At the
edge, Takarafuji willingly walked back and Onosato made sure to keep the dude
from falling off the dohyo making it the last thing you want to see in sumo: a
cordial finish. Onosato picked up the cheap, uncontested win to no one's
surprise and maintains a 9-3 record while Takarafuji is bumped down a tier at
8-4.
Speaking
of no surprises, was there any doubt that M10 Shonannoumi's status as sole
leader was going to last as long as a 14 year-old doing it for the first time?
The crazy thing was that Shonannoumi beat Sekiwake Abi at the tachi-ai and
proved to be a load to handle, especially for Abi's finesse tsuppari charge.
After getting knocked back a step and a half, Abi moved right going for a shaky
pull, but Shonannoumi let him survive as the two traded pulls. Shonannoumi made
sure to throw himself off balance similar to Gonoyama a few bouts before, and
after Shonannoumi's fake pull attempt, he stood there at the tawara on one leg
(who does that?) inviting Abi to fire the kill shot that sent Shonannoumi two
rows deep. Dangerous ending there, but the bout was obviously fixed in favor of
Abi to right the leaderboard ship. Shonannoumi still occupies the top tier on
the leaderboard at 9-3, but now he has company. As for Abi, I suppose he's still
on the leaderboard too at 8-4.
Ozeki Hoshoryu easily got the left arm inside and immediate right outer grip
against the listless M7 Mitakeumi, and the Mongolian twisted Mitakeumi's weight
onto one foot brilliantly and then forced him across from there. This one was
completely academic as Mitakeumi is unable to defend himself. The result is both
of these dudes turning in at 8-4, so I guess they're both still in contention on
paper.
In the final bout of the day, Kotozakura was paired against Suckiwake
Wakamotoharu, and the latter came in way too high gifting Kotozakura the left
arm inside. Still, it was Kotozakura who was driven a step or two back from his
starting lines because he can't win a tachi-ai, and now that we're on the
subject, Zak can't defend himself either and so Wakamotoharu grabbed an easy
right outer grip a few seconds in. Near the edge, the next logical step for both
of these guys was to go into a nage-no-uchi-ai, and so Wakamotoharu threw with
the right (lightly I might add), and Kotozakura attempted a counter left scoop
throw but it was Wakamotoharu who was sending the faux-zeki to the clay.
If you look at this picture, who won the nage-no-uchi-ai noting Kotozakura is
the guy on the left?
But
wait...there's more!! Instead of finishing his throw, Wakamotoharu let go of the
belt (as you can see from above) and hurriedly put his left knee down before
Kotozakura went crashing down from the effects of the WMH's initial throw
attempt. I mean, how does Wakamotoharu go from the left leg above to the left
leg pictured at right? This was shull bit if I've ever stepped in in, and even
Murray Johnson on the call correctly said, "Wakamotoharu puts his knee down." He
just left out the word "intentionally," but anyone who saw this could clearly
tell the fix was in. Kotozakura lost the tachi-ai, he gave up the easy outer
grip, and he was forced to react from his opponent's throw instead of
instigating any of the movement on the dohyo. And as called by Murray,
Wakamotoharu put the knee down stealing defeat from the certain jaws of victory.
The Sumo Association just can't help themselves. They have to maintain the farce
that we have Japanese Ozeki on the banzuke when nothing further could be from
the truth skill-wise. But oh well. It's their sport to ruin, and ruin it slowly
they are as Kotozakura is allowed to move to 9-3 while Wakamotoharu takes the
knee at 3-9.
With that, the revamped leaderboard is as follows:
Fortunately for the Sumo Association, Kotozakura and Onosato have already met,
and so it's possible that they can preserve the yusho at 12-3. It's gonna take
yaocho everyday to do it, but we'll see what comes of things.
It's not worth going over the matchups tomorrow with so many dudes on the
leaderboard. Shonannoumi and/or Ohshohma are not going to yusho, so we'll save
the head to head predictions until tomorrow noting that Onosato is still the
favorite to be rewarded the yusho.
Natsu Basho Day 11 Comments Every so
often you get a huge jolt in sumo that reminds you why you became interested in
the sport in the first place. We've literally been lulled to sleep this basho
with a myriad of kyujo, incessant yaocho, and horrible sumo in general. Over the
years, the fans have been groomed to accept inferior sumo as the new normal, but
we got a glimpse near the end of today of what sumo used to be or what it could
be. Of course the dose of reality was delivered by a Mongolian rikishi, and it
was a statement for sure. These guys may be letting up to allow a Japanese
rikishi to yusho, but every now and then they like to remind everyone of who
really is boss.
Before we get to that bout, we've got some slop to clean up, so let's start with
a review of the generous leaderboard extending down the three losses:
M17 Tsurugisho welcomed Chiyoshoma up from Juryo today, and Chiyoshoma came in
low getting the left inside and right outer grip. As has been seemingly the case
the entire basho, Tsurugisho was limp and offered no resistance as Chiyoshoma
forced him back and across in seconds. Tsurugisho's make-koshi is official at
3-8 while we should see Chiyoshoma (9-2) back in the dance next basho so he can
continue to peddle bouts.
M16 Tomokaze shook off his utter lethargy today against M15 Tokihayate catching
him with effective tsuppari from the tachi-ai and coupling that with great
de-ashi, and the rookie had no answer as Tomokaze pushed him back once, twice,
three times a lady. Tomokaze moves to 2-9 with the impressive display of sound
sumo while Tokihayate falls to 4-7.
M12 Ichiyamamoto (5-6) picked up the freebie after M13 Mitoryu (2-9) withdrew
with an injury that I'm too lazy to look up.
M10 Kinbohzan looked to offer a few shoves at the tachi-ai against M14 Ryuden,
but all he really did was keep those arms extended as he walked into the
stifling migi-yotsu position in favor of Ryuden who grabbed the solid left outer
grip. With Kinbohzan not even trying to stand his ground, Ryuden easily hoisted
him over near the edge and then dumped him with an outer belt throw. A guy whose
trying to win would have countered with a right scoop throw or right inside belt
throw, but Kinbohzan (6-5) was just looking for a soft landing here in the fixed
contest that saw Ryuden move to 7-4.
NHK News World touted the M10 Shonannoumi - M16 Takarafuji matchup as "Bout of
the Day," but then they'll turn right around and call a subsequent bout on the
same day "Bout of the Day." I've seen in one broadcast as many as three
separate bouts all receive the title "Bout of the Day." Memo to NHK News
World: there can only be one "Bout of the Day." And this surely
wasn't it.
The
bout received scrutiny because both of these dudes entered the day on the
two-loss line, but it was anything but the bout of the day. Shonannoumi stood
straight up at the tachi-ai as Takarafuji moved forward getting the left arm
inside, but there was no determination from either dude here. Two seconds into
the bout, Shonannoumi backed up and sorta dragged Takarafuji down by the left
arm, and they ruled it a kote-nage throw due to the positioning of SNNU's hands.
Uh, that was not a throw. It was a slight tug and Takarafuji putting his
right elbow down, but whatever. It was a nice fixed bout of sumo that gave
Shonannoumi the cheap win at 9-2 while Takarafuji falls to 8-3.
Before we move on, you have three dudes at the top of the leaderboard and two of
them are fighting each other, and this is the sumo content we get?? Speaks
volumes about the state of sumo these days.
M15
Roga and M9 Shodai hooked up in the shallow hidari-yotsu position, and I say
shallow because it was clear Roga wasn't trying to halt his opponent's momentum
or grab a right outer grip that was there for the taking. Shodai's hands were
positioned so badly, and you can see from that pic at right that Roga's right
hand is at the base of Shodai's belt, but he conveniently never grabs it and
instead just backs around the ring and out with Shodai in tow. Roga graciously
bows to 4-7 after throwing the bout while Shodai begs his way to 5-6.
M9 Tamawashi dusted off the best tsuppari attack in sumo today against M12
Nishikifuji and had his gal stood upright from the tachi-ai, and then The
Mawashi's footwork was perfect as he thrust Nishikifuji back and across without
argument. This was borderline tsuki-dashi but they downgraded it to oshi-dashi
as both rikishi finish the day at 4-7.
Two
dudes coming into the day on the three-loss line met in (hold on, I'm stifling a
yawn...) M14 Ohshohma and M8 Kotoshoho. M8 Kotoshoho beat the rookie back easily
from the tachi-ai using a nice shove attack, but he stopped short of finishing
off his foe and then just stood around with his arms high and exposed, and
eventually Ohshohma was able to sneak in and grab a left outer grip. Kotoshoho
had been mukiryoku for five seconds at this point, and so he played along and
just stood there for a long time waiting for the rookie to make his move. The
problem was that Ohshohma was lost and couldn't do anything, and so after a long
pause, Kotoshoho pretended to wrench with the right inside grip, but it was just
an excuse to move over to the edge where a tired Ohshohma finally nudged him
across. If an opening for a slick counter move ever existed, this was the bout,
but Kotoshoho was paid off and walked back the final uneventful half step.
Ohshohma buys this one at 8-3 along with kachi-koshi while Kotoshoho falls to
7-4.
M11 Hokutofuji was quick out of the gate but didn't necessarily slam into M8
Takanosho. He still won the tachi-ai, however, but didn't follow up with good
de-ashi, so both rikishi pushed into each other with extended arms and the
action flowed in favor of Takanosho who stiffed armed a willing Hokutofuji back
and across. There were very few shoves in this bout, and it was more like
stiff-arm-dashi in favor of Takanosho as both dudes stand at 5-6 after the
affair.
Two more dudes from the three-loss line met today in M13 Churanoumi vs. M7
Mitakeumi, and you could see that Churanoumi was throwing this one from the
start as he stood upright and put both hands forward and then just let Mitakeumi
execute somewhat of an oshi attack that was more Churanoumi backing up and out
than it was Mitakeumi's pushing him out. Mitakeumi has bad wheels right now, and
the dude can barely get down from the dohyo, but what a difference it makes when
your foe does all the work for you. What a boring bout as Mitakeumi is gifted
8-3 while Churanoumi knows his place among the hierarchy in falling to 7-4.
M11 Sadanoumi charged into M7 Nishikigi's welcome arms getting the easy right
inside and uncontested left outer grip, and Nishikigi promptly complied by
backing up near the straw. At one point NG actually grabbed a left outer of his
own because his reach was so long, but he let it go and didn't even bother to
counter at the edge even though Sadanoumi was vulnerable and on his tip toes.
Sadanoumi picks up the cheap win at 6-5 while Nishikigi stepped back into a loss
in falling to 3-8.
M3 Tobizaru put both hands forward into M6 Midorifuji and then started to swipe
down for no reason whatsoever other than to keep himself ducked low and
vulnerable to a slap down, and Midorifuji complied shortly thereafter going
through the pull motions as Tobizaru exaggeratedly flopped to the dirt, rolled
over, and stepped off the dohyo altogether. Easy yaocho call here as Midorifuji
oils his way to 5-6 while Tobizaru falls to 4-7.
M2 Gonoyama conveniently remembered how to do good, forward-moving sumo today
after giving up yesterday against Onosato. His opponent today was M4 Ohho, and
the tachi-ai was good from both parties who looked to shove each other back, but
it was Gonoyama who was attacking from the lower stance trying to get his
opponent upright, and when it was clear that Gonoyama was taking charge, Ohho
began to retreat left and skirt around the ring, but Gonoyama stayed square and
ultimately pushed Ohho (4-7) back and across for the very good win at 5-6 record
to boot.
M1
Daieisho stood straight up at the tachi-ai against M4 Ura looking for any
shenanigans, but Ura didn't bring any and so Daieisho focused on defensive
tsuppari as he looked for an opening to get close. Ura moved right and made
Daieisho give chase, and just when Daieisho decided to move right to grab Ura's
belt, Ura went for a do-or-die pull into Daieisho making it close, but Daieisho
was just able to latch onto the belt and pull Ura down before Daieisho was
pushed out of the ring. This ended up to be a pretty good bout as Daieisho picks
up kachi-koshi (and stays on the three-loss line) while Ura falls to 6-5.
The tachi-ai between M1 Atamifuji and M3 Takayasu was solid, and Takayasu
muscled his way to the left inside position shortly after the charge. As for
Atamifuji, he had his own left arm inside and a very good path to the right
outer as Takayasu is one of the worst defenders in the league, but he refused to
take it. Here are a few shots within three seconds of the tachi-ai showing how
vulnerable the left side of Takayasu's belt was and how Atamifuji did everything
but grab the free right outer grip.
Takayasu
tested the early force-out waters, but the charge was weak and Atamifuji could
have easily turned the tables with a tsuki-otoshi moving to his right, but he
kept refraining from taking advantage, so you knew the course the bout would
take in the end. After moving back to the center of the ring, Takayasu's back
was facing the straw on the East, and he was in prime position to be forced back
if Atamifuji had the right outer, but he of course didn't, so they fooled
around for about 20 more seconds where it was evident that Takayasu didn't have
the strength to force Atami the Hutt back even though the latter was willing,
and so finally Atamifuji just faked a pull and used that as an excuse to retreat
out of the ring as he dragged a listless Takayasu to the dirt. Because there was
no force here, Takayasu also ended up on the venue floor, and dude's going to
get hurt again even in victory due to mukiryoku sumo.
When Atamifuji backed himself off of the ring, he landed on a tiny gal sitting
ringside, but fortunately Atamifuji was in full control and so the woman didn't
have to bear the brunt of his weight.
Man, can you imagine the smell of that dude on top of you??
Moving right along, Sekiwake Abi caught M5 Onosho with some stiff thrusts to
the neck standing Onosho upright, and Onosho's only chance was to grab at Abi's
extended right arm and try and tug him off balance, but Abi's momentum from the
tachi-ai was too strong, and the momentum shift from Onosho only left him more
vulnerable to a forceful push out at the hands of Abi. It maybe lasted four
seconds as Abi cruises to 7-4 while Onosho got roughed up here at 4-7.
You'll note that because this bout was real and you had two forces pushing
against each other, Abi was not pushing into a vacuum and thus was able to stay
up on the dohyo while Onosho crumpled down to the venue floor.
Suckiwake
Wakamotoharu made his return today after sitting a few days out with a toe
injury, and M2 Hiradoumi showed him no mercy easily securing moro-zashi from the
tachi-ai and driving WMH back to the edge in a flash. As Wakamotoharu tried to
dart right and escape, Hiradoumi held onto a left scoop throw long enough to
hoist Wakamotoharu over and down right in front of the chief judge. This was a
great performance from Hiradoumi who moves to 5-6 while Wakamotoharu inflated
rank gets exposed as he falls to 3-8.
Kotozakura was flat at the tachi-ai keeping his arms pointed mostly down while
M5 Meisei charged forward nicely getting the left arm inside, and he had
Kotozakura so upright that Meisei could have easily grabbed a right frontal grip
as well. He refused it, however, and refused to press charges whatsoever letting
Kotozakura out of the hold as the two danced back to the center of the ring.
After more clowning around, the two ended up in migi-yotsu this time, and once
again, Meisei voluntarily kept his left arm as far away from an outer grip as
possible with his left fingers extended.
It was clear that Kotozakura had no energy left to defeat his opponent, and so
after another brief stalemate, Meisei just ducked down and said, "Do me already
ya dumbass," and Kotozakura sorta gave a tug with his left hand at the side of
Meisei's belt, but this was all Meisei's doing. What's ironic is this thing will
go down in the books as an uwate-nage, but it was anything of the sort. It was
clear yaocho as Meisei (7-4) refused to stand in the way of Kotozakura's frail
existence on the leaderboard at 8-3.
In
the final bout of the day, Ozeki Hoshoryu insured that Kotozakura would reoccupy
the top rung on the leaderboard as the Ozeki easily got the right arm inside and
a left outer grip against the defenseless blob known as Komusubi Onosato, and
before Onosato could even think to counter, Hoshoryu planted his left leg, set
the right leg to the inside of Onosato's left, and then threw the Komusubi over
and down with some oomph using an inside belt grip.
I dare say that there are maybe three rikishi in the Makuuchi division who can
execute an inside belt throw like that one. It's good to see some real sumo from
time to time as Hoshoryu's makes a statement in moving to 7-4 while Onosato is
thrown down to an 8-3 mark. Before we move on, I wonder how many fans
consider just how badly Onosato got his ass kicked here. The dude's
already being touted as a future Yokozuna; yet, he just got worked by a smaller
rikishi. It's also worth noting the lower bodies of both Hoshoryu and
Kotozakura in the pics above. Both are supposedly executing belt throws,
but only one of them is a correct throw.
As the leaderboard is reshuffled, hold on everyone...we have a new leader! It's
Shonannoumi!!
Natsu Basho Day 10 Comments The NHK
News World daily digest program posted a leaderboard today of just the two-loss
rikishi. The leaderboard should fluctuate based on Kotozakura's results. There
are a lot of old time fans who do not want to see a leaderboard without an Ozeki
on it, and so the goal down the stretch here is to try and create an
interesting-looking leaderboard that also includes Kotozakura. As I stated on
Day 3, I just felt as early on Day 2 that Onosato was the one being primed to
take the yusho here in May, and I can't see anyone else besides Onosato or
Kotozakura with a chance even though we have six days to go.
The headlines have been rather bland the last few days. You'll see things like
"Onosato is doing his brand of sumo" (they're using the term mochi-aji),
but when you drill into the details, they don't exactly explain what that brand
of sumo is. But that's the point. Stay away from the details like who won the
tachi-ai and what the winner did to set up the bout, and use words like
"Onosato, oshi-dashi, strong." It's working for now in terms of lowering the
man-in-on-rei banners everyday, but I don't see people clamoring for sumo
outside of the arena.
Said leaderboard as we entered the day was as follows:
The JV leaderboard of three-loss rikishi includes one rikishi with name
recognition in Ura, but he can't be sustained to the end, so the yusho rikishi
is coming from the two-loss line, and it's not gonna be Mitakeumi, Shonannoumi,
or Takarafuji. Before we get to the bouts, here's the list of the three-loss
rikishi:
The day led off with M14 Ryuden taking on rookie, M14 Ohshohma, and the two
charged lightly into each other not going chest to chest. Instead, they both
offered defensive pushes at times into each other's lower jaws, and after about
eight seconds of soft sumo, Ohshohma went for a light tap at the back of
Ryuden's right shoulder, and Ryuden flopped to the dirt putting two palms down
to catch his delicate fall. Ohshohma is gifted 7-3 here while Ryuden drops to
6-4.
M15 Roga was denied a left frontal belt grip at the tachi-ai by M13 Mitoryu, and
then the two stayed largely separated from there using a few shoves briefly
getting to hidari-yotsu and then more cat and mouse shoves. After a few turns
around the dohyo, Mitoryu positioned his hands at the back of Roga's dome as if
to pull, but the move never really came, and so Roga used the opportunity to
push Mitoryu back across the dohyo and out in a rather lackluster affair. Roga
moves to 4-6 with the win while Mitoryu falls to 2-8.
M13
Churanoumi looked to grab the front of M16 Tomokaze's belt from the tachi-ai,
but the larger Kaze bodied Churanoumi back quickly and used some high shoves
near the edge. Churanoumi was on his heels at the tawara in two seconds with
Tomokaze bearing down, but Tomokaze never did anything to finish his foe off.
Instead, he stood upright and simply waited for Churanoumi to escape left and
dump Tomokaze over with a light tug at the belt. I mean, Churanoumi's chest was
a huge target there at the edge, but Tomokaze stopped any attack and just waited
for the counter move. He graciously falls to 1-9 while Churanoumi gets the win
at 7-3 without doing anything to earn it.
M12
Ichiyamamoto looked to gain the upper hand against M16 Takarafuji using a few
shoves from the tachi-ai, but IYM was not going balls to the wall, and so this
was yet another bout where the two dudes had a bit of separation where neither
wanted to take charge. After winning the tachi-ai and dictating most of the
pace, Ichiyamamoto just stopped and leaned forward into Takarafuji waiting for
him to make a move. When Takarafuji finally went in to set up the force-out win,
Ichiyamamoto instinctively thought about a counter tsuki-otoshi with the left,
and in that pic at right you can see him shading that way, but then he
remembered the bout was fixed, and he dutifully walked back and across instead.
Takarafuji picks up kachi-koshi at 8-2 while Ichiyamamoto falls to 4-6.
M17 Tsurugisho was his ole lazy self just standing upright from the tachi-ai and
absorbing a few M12 Nishikifuji shoves. This was more of Tsurugisho's agreeing
to move back to the edge than it was real pressure being applied by NFJ, and at
the edge, Tsurugisho turned his body just a bit and waited for Nishikifuji to
shove him across that last half step (yawn). Nishikifuji moves to 4-6 after the
light affair while Tsurugisho falls to 3-7.
M9 Tamawashi went a bit easy on rookie, M15 Tokihayate, at the tachi-ai
refraining from using tsuppari and allowing Tokihayate to nudge The Mawashi back
a few steps looking to get the left inside. Once Tamawashi's heel touched the
tawara, he turned the tables straightway bodying the rookie back and across the
entire diameter of the ring where he easily sent him across with a final shove.
Tamawashi's moves to 3-7 here, and I'm not sure why he went so light from the
tachi-ai. As for Tokihayate, he falls to 4-6 and definitely did not body
Tamawashi back those first few seconds against Tamawashi's will.
M11 Hokutofuji caught M9 Shodai by the neck and drove him back to the edge in a
flash, but then Hokutofuji just stood there keeping his arms high, which left
his body quite vulnerable. Shodai's reaction was to move left, and he sorta
attempted this push to the side of Hokutofuji's right shoulder, but it wasn't
enough to move Hokutofuji around, and so the latter dutifully just walked across
the straw of his own volition. I mean, really? I shouldn't be surprised by this
lack of effort as Hokutofuji drops to 5-5 while Shodai doesn't deserve his 4-6.
M8 Takanosho caught M11 Sadanoumi with two hands to the neck at the tachi-ai
lifting him clear upright, and then as Sadanoumi looked to duck back into the
bout, Takanosho retreated back and to his right timing a perfect pull that ended
this one in seconds. At least there was sufficient force to justify the fall
here unlike seemingly every other bout on the day. Takanosho moves to 4-6 while
Sadanoumi falls to 5-5.
The light sumo would continue as M10 Kinbohzan fired a few shoves up high into
M7 Nishikigi and looked for the right inside, but NG's retreat to the left made
Kinbohzan give chase. Nishikigi was actually in the prime position to go for a
counter pull down, but he never attempted it, and you could see that these guys
were not going all out. After more cat and mouse sumo with Kinbohzan trying to
get inside and Nishikigi denying him at every turn, NG finally let the
Kazakhstani grab a left inside belt grip, and as the bout tried to go to a
nage-no-uchi-ai at the edge, Nishikigi forgot to throw with his right outer grip
and instead just slid his body down and out. This was another compromised farce
as Nishikigi took a dive in falling to 3-7 while Kinbohzan is gifted 6-4.
Before we move on, I'm not sure of the politics behind this one, but the only
thing these two were trying to do is not get hurt.
In a bout between two dudes sniffing the leaderboard, M8 Kotoshoho did nothing
from the tachi-ai but stand upright while M7 Mitakeumi attempted to push him
back, but there was no mustard whatsoever from Mitakeumi's attack, and so
Kotoshoho moved right near the edge, waited for Mitakeumi to come forward and
thrust, and then Kotoshoho moved left catching Mitakeumi by surprise and by the
side of the shoulder easily escorting him over and out in a bout that contained
little force from either party. Both dudes end the day at 7-3, and Mitakeumi
cannot move out there.
M10 Shonannoumi's arms were a bit wide at the tachi-ai, but M6 Midorifuji did
not want to go chest to chest. He thought about it briefly before moving right
in an attempt to spring the pull trap, but Shonannoumi wasn't buying any of it,
and he easily pivoted on a dime and shoved Midorifuji across with one fell
swoop. This was a rare, legit win for Shonannoumi who moves to 8-2 while
Midorifuji falls to 4-6.
M5 Meisei looked to take charge from the tachi-ai with a thrust attack, but M2
Hiradoumi was looking for the immediate pull. Meisei read it and wasn't going to
walk into the trap, and so when Hiradoumi moved forward again looking to thrust,
Meisei went for a few pulls of his own that slapped Hiradoumi down with little
effort. And this is the guy that beat Onosato so handily yesterday? It's a great
illustration of how useless Onosato is as Hiradoumi falls to 4-6 while Meisei
creeps up on kachi-koshi at 7-3.
M1 Atamifuji stood straight up at the tachi-ai as M3 Tobizaru rushed forward and
made contact, but then Tobizaru went for a quick pull, which was largely
meaningless because Atamifuji wasn't really moving forward. With Tobizaru in
retreat mode, Atamifuji chased his foe around the ring before lightly getting a
left kote grip, but because he hadn't set it up with precision sumo, he
wasn't in a position to fire off a throw. As for Tobizaru, he had a buffet of
options before him not the least of which was moro-zashi, but instead of making
any sound moves, he faked a kick with the right leg that was really an excuse to
back up near the edge, and finally Atamifuji was able to offer a final nudge to
send the willing Tobizaru across. Ho hum, what a boring, fixed bout this was as
both dudes end the day at 4-6.
M4 Ohho and M1 Daieisho traded tsuppari from the tachi-ai, and while Ohho meant
well, Daieisho is simply the better thruster, and so he began to move Ohho back
and around, and as Ohho looked to escape, Daieisho was able to side swipe him
over to the edge and finish him off before he could fully square back up. Good
stuff here from Daieisho who moves to 7-3 while Ohho falls to 4-6.
M2
Gonoyama advanced forward from the tachi-ai putting two hands to Komusubi
Onosato's chest, but Gonoyama wasn't driving with the lower body. As for
Onosato, his arms were rather wide leaving himself exposed, but Gonoyama quickly
just backed out of the clinch for no other reason than to throw the bout, and
with Gonoyama sacrificing himself at the edge, Onosato was able to finally
advance and get his shiz together before pushing Gonoyama off the dohyo itself
and into the first row. Gonoyama got up slowly afterwards which happens when
someone lets up, and that was clearly the case here. Once again, Onosato did not
win the tachi-ai, and neither palm touched Gonoyama's chest until Gonoyama had
moved himself all the way back to the straw where he graciously waited for the
kill shot. I suppose it looked good to the sheep as Onosato moves to 8-2 while
Gonoyama falls to 4-6.
M4 Ura
ducked low against Sekiwake Abi who wisely fired thrust after thrust into Ura's
head and neck area, and Ura never could get to the inside despite some lateral
movements. After about six seconds of constant abuse from Abi, Ura was spent at
the edge allowing Abi to fire that final thrust. Ura knew he was going down, and
so he gaily put two hands to the dirt and tumbled over in somersault fashion to
the delight of the crowd. Both rikishi finish the day at 6-4.
In a lackluster affair, Ozeki Hoshoryu moved to his right against M5 Onosho
grabbing the cheap outer grip, and Onosho didn't even try and recover as he
simply put both palms to the dirt a second in. What a useless bout this was as
Hoshoryu moves to 6-4 with Onosho falling to 4-6.
In
the day's final bout, M3 Takayasu charged well against Kotozakura, but the
tachi-ai wasn't effective to the extent that Takayasu was able to establish
anything to the inside. Still, Kotozakura's charges are useless and so the two
hemmed and hawed around the ring for a bit before finally settling into
migi-yotsu where Takayasu had the left outer grip. After settling in a bit,
Kotozakura tried to force his way into an outer grip of his own, but he wouldn't
get it as Takayasu forced the action with an outer left belt throw. Kotozakura
had to try and counter using a right scoop throw, but the nage-no-uchi-ai was
weak withTakayasu's outer grip prevailing as he easily dumped Kotozakura to the
dirt near the edge.
Neither of these two are capable of executing a true throw, and that's why the
nage-no-uchi-ai looked like a tire that suddenly lost its air. The two key
points from the bout were 1) Kotozakura failed to win the tachi-ai...again, and
2) Kotozakura failed to ever gain the upper hand or put Takayasu in a difficult
position. The reason I'm picking on Kotozakura is because of his rank, and if
you're gonna rank a guy at Ozeki, I want to see Ozeki-esque sumo...something I
know I'll never see from this goofball. And just like that, Kotozakura falls
back off the leaderboard at 7-3, but I'm sure they're going to extend it down to
three losses so they can say there's an Ozeki on the board. As for Takayasu, he
moves to 4-6, and it says quite a bit about how false this banzuke is when a
dude with an injured, bad back can easily beat another guy who weighs in at 175
Kg.
And so we let out another big sigh after a drab day of sumo, and the leaderboard
heading into the Shubansen, or final five days, is as follows:
Natsu Basho Day 9 Comments Day 9 is
one of my favorite days of the basho. Normally. You come out of the weekend, and
you have a good idea of who the players are the rest of the way. The problem
with this basho is I look at the dudes on the leaderboard, and I think
Daieisho's the only guy who has won a tachi-ai let alone won a legitimate bout.
It's just pure malaise out there every day, and it's amazing how each successive
day can outdo the previous day in terms of awful sumo. Can anyone think of a
legitimate storyline going on this tournament that involves real sumo?
Tokihayate's start was intriguing, but even that has been compromised and faded
into the background.
There's just nothing left to get excited about this basho, and so we'll simply
tune in to see who can manage to buy the most bouts and take the yusho. The two
leaders who come from stables with the most money are Kotozakura and Onosato, so
it's gotta be one of those two in the end since Hoshoryu is taking himself out
of the running.
As we entered the day, the leaderboard looked like this:
Let's just go in chronological order touching on all the bouts. The day began
with M16 Takarafuji taking on M13 Churanoumi, and the two struck well at the
tachi-ai, but Takarafuji wasn't trying to get inside or to the belt. Rather, he
extended his arms outwardly and waited for Churanoumi to move right and pull
Takarafuji forward by the left arm. Takarafuji's reaction was to do a slow 360
near the edge, and by the time he squared back up, he kept his arms wide open
and allowed Churanoumi to move in and push him over and down.
Wow, this certainly didn't look like a bout that involved a dude at the top of
the leaderboard, but that's only if you assume the leaderboard was legitimate.
It's obviously not, and this was good evidence of that fact. I of course have
know idea why Takarafuji threw the bout, but he did in falling to 7-2 while
Churanoumi is rewarded with 6-3.
M13 Mitoryu and M17 Tsurugisho hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and TS
just stood straight up and allowed Mitoryu to force him back in two seconds.
Tsurugisho (3-6) made zero effort here in giving Mitoryu the win and a 2-7
record.
M15 Tokihayate and M12 Nishikifuji traded thrusts from the tachi-ai, and it was
the rookie playing a bit of defense early on. As Nishikifuji pressed forward,
Tokihayate was able to dart left and fire an inashi thrust in the side of
Nishikifuji's right shoulder that spun NFJ sideways, and he too tried a useless
360 move before Tokihayate pushed him across. I suspect Nishikifuji was not
going all out here, but who knows as Tokihayate moves to 4-5 with Nishikifuji
falling to 3-6.
M14 Ohshohma henka'd M12 Ichiyamamoto from the tachi-ai moving left and offering
a light slap, and Ichiyamamoto dutifully put both palms to the dirt with no
other part of his body touching down suggesting this was all scripted.
Regardless, it was ugly sumo as Ohshohma oils his way to 6-3 while Ichiyamamoto
falls to 4-5.
M14 Ryuden and M11 Hokutofuji traded barbs from the tachi-ai, but Hokutofuji
wasn't going all out with his thrusts, and Ryuden seemed casual about getting to
the inside. With Hokutofuji doing most of the work, he began going for light
pulls about three seconds in, and then all of a sudden he purposefully just
whiffed on a pull and crumpled to the dirt. I mean, Ryuden didn't even touch
him, and I have no idea where they got the uwate-dashi-nage winning technique.
This was yet another completely uncontested bout that saw Ryuden waltz to 6-3
with Hokutofuji falling to 5-4.
If I may interject, none of the bouts to this point have even resembled a bout
of morning keiko. This stuff is just unwatchable in my opinion.
M16 Tomokaze put a right paw forward at the tachi-ai against M11 Sadanoumi
keeping the latter upright, but Tomokaze wasn't driving with his legs. With that
right arm just hanging out there extended, Sadanoumi was able to tug on it and
twist Tomokaze to the side, rush in for the left inside position and right outer
grip, and then force a defenseless TK back from there. Still waiting for a bout
of o-zumo as Sadanoumi moves to 5-4 with Tomokaze falling to make-koshi at 1-8.
M10
Shonannoumi and M15 Roga hooked up in hidari-yotsu at the tachi-ai, and Roga
(the dude on the right) actually had the clear path to moro-zashi, but instead
of inserting his right arm inside against a defenseless SNNU, he just put his
right palm towards his foe and let the right arm dangle as seen in the pic at
left. I knew what was going on at that point, but the problem was that
Shonannoumi had no attacking momentum, and so the two stalled in the center of
the ring for about 20 seconds before Shonannoumi sorta mounted a force-out
charge. As he did, Roga instinctively countered with a left scoop throw that
sent Shonannoumi to the brink with one heel dangerously on the tawara, but
instead of finishing his opponent off, Roga just backed up with his hands to his
side and allowed Shonannoumi to barrel forward and push him out. Roga was
applying such little force, he had to jump off the dohyo and over the little
white stool the yobi-dashi sit on in the corner, but this was a planned
dismount, and Roga executed it perfectly. This was yaocho all the way as Roga
(3-6) dictated everything start to finish in keeping Shonannoumi at pretender
status at 7-2.
The
way the day was going, I couldn't wait for M10 Kinbohzan to go all out against
M7 Mitakeumi. Or not. From the tachi-ai, Mitakeumi executed a very slow henka to
his left grabbing at Kinbohzan's belt, and the foreigner just went with it
plopping forward and down in what you'd call a yard sale pose if you were
skiing. Good grief. What a horrible day of sumo to this point as Mitakeumi buys
his way to 7-2 with Kinbohzan selling all the way at 5-4. They showed Mitakeumi
trying to step off of the dohyo, and I think Joe Biden could have actually beat
him down to the venue floor. And I'm supposed to believe that Mitakeumi won that
one straight up?
M8 Kotoshoho offered tsuppari towards M7 Nishikigi at the tachi-ai, but KSH was
actually retreating as he thrusted. It didn't matter as Nishikigi wasn't trying
to win, and so he plodded forward and let Kotoshoho skirt to the right over to
the other side of the ring, and as Nishikigi pretended to care, Kotoshoho went
for a light pull and Nishikigi just dove down and out. Kotoshoho oils his way to
6-3 while Nishikigi falls to 3-6.
M6 Midorifuji came with a strange hop at the tachi-ai as he looked to get
inside, but M9 Shodai was threatening a left inside position himself. With
Midorifuji flailing away here and there, Shodai was calm and collected, and it
looked to me as if he was mukiryoku. He could have easily demanded the left
inside, but he remained upright and nonchalant. The two finally settled into a
semi-clinch in the center of the ring for an eternity before Midorifuji resumed
a pesky oshi charge that Shodai went along with. The former Ozeki sorta offered
a meek shove as he backpedaled, but he did not contest this bout in falling to
3-6. As for Midorifuji, he did a whole lotta nothing but still came away with
the win at 4-5.
M9 Tamawashi and M5 Meisei traded deflated shoves a second or two from the
tachi-ai before Tamawashi locked up Meisei's extended right arm and used it to
lift him upright and over to the brink. When Tamawashi let Meisei out of that
hold, you knew he was going to throw the bout, and that he did keeping his arms
open and forgetting to throw a single thrust from that point as Meisei
eventually turned the mukiryoku Tamawashi sideways and ushered him out rather
forcefully. These hard falls happen as a result of mukiryoku sumo, and the
thirty-something Tamawashi was slow to get up at 2-7. As for Meisei, he received
full charity here in moving to 6-3.
M4 Ura tried to duck in low against M8 Takanosho, but the latter's defensive
tsuppari were enough to keep Ura at bay. Takanosho was still backed up a bit,
but he never let Ura get too close, and all he needed was to connect on one
tsuki to the side of Ura's shoulder, and that sent him sprawling backwards to
where Takanosho pushed him down and out from there. This was an obvious real
bout as Takanosho moves to 3-6 and Ura's fake start is exposed a bit here as he
falls to 6-3.
M2 Gonoyama came with solid thrusts from the start against M3 Tobizaru, and all
the Flying Monkey could do was try and fish for a few pulls as he shaded right.
Gonoyama was onto his every move, however, and caught Tobizaru in the chest
sending him back and across in about four seconds. Great execution here from
Gonoyama as both dudes end the day at 4-5.
In an absolute silly affair, M1 Daieisho threw a few tsuppari M1 Atamifuji's way
from the tachi-ai, but Daieisho was actually shading backwards as he did so. As
Atamifuji approached, Daieisho whiffed on a one-handed inashi attempt and then
just pulled Atamifuji right into his body. The result was another hard fall by
by the losing rikishi as Atamifuji crashed into Daieisho sending him down hard
across the straw, and it's so dangerous when you have one guy coming full bore
and the other letting up. Daieisho threw this one obviously for whatever reason
in falling to 6-3 while Atamifuji limps forward to 3-6.
The
Komusubi Onosato camp apparently bought into their own hype thinking their dude
could beat M2 Hiradoumi straight up, but as happens every day, Onosato's
tachi-ai was non-existent allowing Hiradoumi to threaten the right arm inside,
and you'd think the larger Onosato would welcome a chest to chest contest
against a much smaller rikishi, but his answer was to retreat like a scared girl
and offer a forearm pull attempt with the right as Hiradoumi ushered him back
and across in under three seconds. The only difference in this bout from
Onosato's other bouts is that Hiradoumi didn't let him win. Onosato failed at
the tachi-ai; he couldn't muster any sumo; and his opponent dictated the pace
start to finish. In this case, Onosato got his ass handed to him as he falls to
7-2. Hiradoumi will take the easy win in moving to 4-5.
Before we move on, Onosato draws Gonoyama tomorrow, and if Gonoyama chooses to
win that bout, it's going to be an even worse defeat for Onosato tomorrow.
Sekiwake Abi caught M4 Ohho with two hands to the neck at the tachi-ai standing
the fruit of Taiho's loins straight up, and in a flash Abi had Ohho pushed back
near the brink. He didn't finish what he started, however, and Ohho was able to
grab Abi's right arm and twist him sideways. From there, Abi retreated backwards
towards the chief judge and stayed square as Ohho advanced and pushed him
across. Ohho moves to 4-5 with the win while Abi falls to 5-4.
M5
Onosho easily won the tachi-ai against Kotozakura and had him straight up and
retreating a step or two in a flash. Kotozakura wildly reached his left arm over
the top, and he was had at this point (see the pic there at right), but instead
of continuing his forward momentum, Onosho suddenly went limp, and as soon as he
felt contact come from Kotozakura's right hand in the form a balled fist, he
just
dipped his right shoulder and collapsed across the straw giving Kotozakura the
cheap win. You could tell that fall from Onosho was planned because he hit the
dirt just as they practice every morning, rolled over, and then landed on the
venue floor on both feet with perfect balance. As for Kotozakura, look at
his feet at the point of the "throw" as pictured there at left. He has no
leverage from his lower body whatsoever, especially not enough mustard to send
Onosho off the dohyo against his will.
On one hand I want to say, "Is it too much to ask that Kotozakura win at least
one tachi-ai this entire basho?" but then I know the answer. He moves to a
ridiculous 7-2 for doing nothing while Onosho earns some extra cash in falling
to 4-5.
M3
Takayasu made his return to the basho after defeating Onosato on Day 2 and then
promptly withdrawing, and he was paired against Ozeki Hoshoryu. After a brief
stare down, Hoshoryu charged forward getting the left arm sorta inside while
reaching for the right outer grip, but you could see him pull that right arm
back just as fast, and then he just stood there with arms out wide letting
Takayasu force him back two steps before going for an average scoop throw with
the left. Instead of countering with a right kote-nage, Hoshoryu just slid down
Takayasu's body and put that left elbow to the dirt giving Takayasu the cheap
win in under four seconds. Hoshoryu throws yet another one in falling to 5-4
while Takayasu advances to 3-6.
This basho is a complete mess, and hopefully we can get through the full 15 days
with the yusho at four losses or above. As both one-loss rikishi were defeated
today, the leaderboard is reshuffled as follows:
As long as the Association has a so-called Ozeki occupying that first rank on
the leaderboard, they save a bit of face, but this basho is getting more
ridiculous by the day.
Natsu Basho Day 7, 8 Comments The Sumo
Association should be embarrassed about what it's letting transpire this basho.
The early Day 7 headlines announced the expected withdrawal of Ozeki Kirishima,
but then at some point during the morning, they also announced the withdrawal of
Suckiwake Wakamotoharu due to a sprained big toe on his right foot. That's two
more rikishi to add to the list, and what's worse is that they both come from
the upper echelons of the banzuke further weakening the remaining field. I don't
see how the yusho race doesn't come down to a two-pony race between Onosato and
Kotozakura, but it's worth examining how those two rikishi have gotten to the
points they are at the end of the first weekend.
On the morning of Day 8, NHK World flashed the following leaderboard at the
start of the 27-minute digest broadcast they do each day:
That leaderboard reads as follows:
一負: 大の里、大栄翔、宇良、湘南乃海、宝富士
It
just feels as if Onosato is being groomed here to take the yusho, so let's
review his Day 7 bout against M1 Atamifuji. As is usually the case, Onosato was
unable to win the tachi-ai, and Atamifuji was able to work the Komusubi back
near the straw in a hidari-yotsu contest. What was notable was that Atamifuji
was able to easily put Onosato in that position...without even using the right
hand. I snapped this pic that shows Onosato against the edge with his back
arched and Atamifuji in the perfect yori-kiri position, but note Atamifuji's
right hand. Instead of grabbing the right outer grip, he kept that hand in
no-man's land with the fingers spread. I mean, why anyone would do that if their
intent was not to throw the bout is beyond logic, but Atamifuji's intent of
course was to throw the bout, so a few seconds later when Onosato moved
right going for this little mouse tug with the right hand, Atamifuji just belly
flopped to the dirt with his legs spread while Onosato himself flopped over and
down across the way.
It was such a fake bout with a terrible finish, but it's worth noting how
Atamifuji keeps that right hand completely out of harm's way even though Onosato
has done nothing to defend against it. This bout followed the typical pattern of
Onosato losing the tachi-ai, getting backed up to the edge, but then magically
pulling the rabbit out of his hat to pick up the "win." The result of that bout
kept Onosato on the Sunday leaderboard above at 6-1.
Just a
few bouts later, we saw the exact same thing transpire with the Kotozakura - Ura
bout only this time it was on the opposite side of the ring. In this bout,
Kotozakura was unable to win the tachi-ai, and his foe was able to drive him
back to the edge where Ura also had the clear path the left outer grip. So what
did he do? He kept his left hand spread and the palm facing upright next to
Kotozakura's belt, but he never grabbed it. It's also worth noting how dangerous
Kotozakura was in that position. Ura is completely burrowed under and has Zak's
right' arm neutralized, and Kotozakura literally does not have a pot to piss in.
So what does Ura do? Retreats softly back across the dohyo and waits for
Kotozakura to push him over on his weedle bum. Kotozakura has been so inept this
basho (check that...his entire Makuuchi career) that he's needed help like this
from Ura of all rikishi just to stay close.
We are seeing fake sumo like that all over the place, and I thought those two
screenshots from Day 7 were quite revealing.
As for
Day 8, we saw yet another rikishi refuse to grab an outer grip or even use his
hand against a leader, and this happened early in the day when Ryuden took on
Takarafuji. This bout also went to hidari-yotsu where Ryuden was in prime
position to grab a right outer grip, but instead of taking it, he kept his right
hand up high and out of the way with fingers spread. I mean, at least grab a
kote grip, but that's only if the intention is to win. That of course wasn't
Ryuden's intention, and in that pic at right, his left hand is also not gripping
anything on the inside. This bout went to a nage-no-uchi-ai where Ryuden
literally had Takarafuji up and going over with just his right leg, but then he
scraped his left toe across the straw before Takarafuji crashed down first.
I'm just incredulous as I watch these bouts because the fake tactics are so
obvious, but there Takarafuji was on the top rung of the leaderboard after yet
another fake bout of sumo.
Near the end of Day 8, two one-loss rikishi met up in Onosato and Daieisho, and
once again, Daieisho dominated the tachi-ai and drove Onosato back quickly, but
with Onosato's back against the straw, Daieisho aligned both feet and simply
dove forward and down as Onosato skirted to his right wildly on one leg.
Daieisho's anticipation here was perfect, but what made this ending so comical
is that who dives like that if their intent is to connect on a torso shove and
win the bout?
If you've ever watched morning keiko, you see the young rikishi go through the
sumo basics, two of which are tsuppari against the teppo pole and then a foot
exercise called suri-ashi where a rikishi will squat and then move forward
dragging one foot in the dirt after the other. Teamed up, these two exercises
are exactly how a tsuppari rikishi should execute his thrusts, and that's
exactly what Daieisho did the first few moments of the bout, but then with
Onosato and his back against the edge, Daieisho aligned his feet and went into
complete dive mode. It defies logic that these guys would practice suri-ashi
their entire career and then all of a sudden hope to dive into an opponent with
feet aligned and fire an effective thrust.
Of course that was not Daieisho's intention here. His MO was simply to take a
dive and give Onosato the win, and that's what happened. It's so phony and so
obvious, I'm still amazed at how many people buy tickets to come and watch this
shiz. Of course, professional wrestling is also very popular in Japan, and maybe
the Japanese need a little bit of theater as a distraction from their lives. The
only difference is NHK and the mainstream sports media do not cover profession
wrestling. They do, however, cover sumo as if it was all real.
The result of all these shenanigans is the following leaderboard as we head into
Week 2:
They got what they wanted with Kotozakura on the leaderboard, but the big story
this bash continues to be yaocho and kyujo.
Natsu Basho Day 6 Comments The basho
has been rather quiet in terms of headlines that are out of the ordinary, and so
I haven't detected a certain spin on things from the media. I really miss the
full NHK broadcasts, and I found out I have access to them if I want to watch
them live, but that's a hard pass as they start at 1:00 AM for me. I should also
mention that I mistakenly said that Kirishima was in danger of going kadoban
yesterday. As my sumo buddy, Matthias, pointed out to me this morning, Kirishima
came into the basho as kadoban, and they way things are heading, he's going to
be fighting as a Sekiwake in July.
The day began with M16 Tomokaze welcoming Bushozan up from Juryo, and Bushozan
stayed low from the tachi-ai focusing on a shove attack while Tomokaze was
focused on nothing but pulls, so it took about six seconds and a few trips
around the ring for Bushozan to easily score the oshi-dashi win leaving Tomokaze
at 0-6.
M14 Ryuden and M17 Tsurugisho struck at the tachi-ai whereupon Tsurugisho
immediately put his left arm up around Ryuden's neck. In the meantime, Ryuden
had the right arm deep inside, and so he ushered TS to the side and across in a
moment's notice. Ryuden moves to 5-1 with the easy win while Tsurugisho falls to
2-4.
M14
Ohshohma executed a weak tachi-ai moving to his right and going for what looked
like a kote-nage, but M16 Takarafuji wasn't pressing hard, so when Ohshohma went
back to his left going for a bad pull, Takarafuji didn't make him pay. It was
pretty evident that Takarafuji wasn't trying here, so when Ohshohma went for yet
another pull, Takarafuji just belly flopped to the dirt. The result is both
rikishi finishing the day at 5-1.
The tachi-ai between M15 Roga and M13 Churanoumi was solid with Roga grabbing a
right frontal belt grip and Churanoumi countering with a left outer grip.
Normally when a capable dude like Roga grabs a mae-mitsu, he moves forward and
lifts his opponent up high, but here Roga just backpedaled and then let go of
his grip altogether. There was no force coming from Churanoumi to cause any of
that movement from Roga, and the next 10 seconds were some of the most farcical
and nonsensical sumo I've ever seen. With Churanoumi doing nothing, Roga kept
backing up waiting for his foe to push him out, and then at one point, Roga
executed the slowest 360 you'd ever care to see, but Churanoumi was too
clueless. Churanoumi also went for a few dumb pulls where Roga could have rushed
him back in a flash, but in the end, Churanoumi was so hapless that Roga finally
just turned around and said, "Push me out from behind already ya dumbass." And
Churanoumi did in moving to 4-2 while Roga falls to 3-3. What an unbelievably
fake bout of sumo.
M15
Tokihayate moved in hard at the tachi-ai against M12 Ichiyamamoto who was
focused on backpedaling, but his movements where half-assed at best, and so
after darting to the other side of the ring, Ichiyamamoto anticipated a pull
from Tokihayate that never came, but IYM was already committed to this crazy,
exaggerated fall that was more fake than the previous bout. I was sorry to see
Tokihayate soil himself like this because this was yaocho all the way as the
rookie moves to 2-4 with Ichiyamamoto falling to 3-3.
M11 Hokutofuji caught M13 Mitoryu with a nice palm to the face, but it was more
bark than bite because he wasn't able to move Mitoryu back with the move. The
two traded some nice barbs for the next second or two before Mitoryu went for a
dumb pull, and Hokutofuji was right there to rush Mitoryu back and across.
Hokutofuji evens things up at 3-3 while the hapless Mitoryu falls to 1-5.
M12 Nishikifuji moved forward well at the tachi-ai against M10 Shonannoumi, but
he forgot to do anything just leaving himself exposed. As for SNNU, he grabbed a
meager left belt grip, but Nishikifuji rebounded with a solid right inside
position and left outer grip. He began to dashi-nage his foe over but stopped
short, and you could see he was letting up already. Shonannoumi still didn't
have any momentum as the two scrapped further with Nishikifuji holding the upper
hand, but near the edge as Shonannoumi went for the tiniest of inside belt
throws, Nishikifuji just stepped one foot out and stopped on a dime. That's one
way to throw it I guess as Shonannoumi is a horrible 5-1 while Nishikifuji is
banking some cash here at 1-5.
M9 Tamawashi was extremely nonchalant at the tachi-ai not bothering to do
anything, and so M10 Kinbohzan struck him with a few shoves, and as Tamawashi
showed he was willing to go straight back, Kinbohzan followed him with a perfect
oshi attack. Tamawashi was definitely mukiryoku here, but Kinbohzan oshi form
and technique was still solid as he improves to 4-2 while The Mawashi falls to
2-4.
In a similar bout, M8 Takanosho caught M9 Shodai with a stiff thrust from the
tachi-ai lifting him upright, and Takanosho pounced from there shoving Shodai
back and across once, twice, three times a lady. This one was legit as Takanosho
easily moves to 2-4 while Shodai has to rethink a few things at the same 2-4
mark.
M8
Kotoshoho came with a nice kachi-age against and intentionally listless M11
Sadanoumi, and with Sadanoumi playing no defense whatsoever, KSH was able to
skirt to the side and grab a cheap right outer grip. A nage-no-uchi-ai sorta
formed near the edge, but Sadanoumi's left arm was limp and out of any harm's
way with his fist in a ball, and so Kotoshoho easily threw his willing opponent
over and then stumbled over the top of him because there was no force coming
from Sadanoumi. Sadanoumi was injured in this unorthodox bout, and that's why
they say, "Let up in the ring, and someone will get hurt." This was Exhibit A as
both dudes end the day at 3-3, and it wouldn't surprise me if Sadanoumi has to
withdraw.
M7 Nishikigi continues to dole out wins, and today's benefactor was M5 Onosho.
Nishikigi stayed upright and nonchalant at the tachi-ai giving Onosho the easy
moro-zashi, and NG made no effort to fight it off or counter. I mean, when
you're a beast like Nishikigi, you can easily clamp down from the outside as
Terunofuji often does in his kime-dashi wins, but all Nishikigi did here was
stay upright and back outta the ring with Onosho in tow. Fake sumo here as
Onosho is gifted 3-3 while Nishikigi falls to 1-5.
M5 Meisei moved forward well at the tachi-ai looking to get the left arm inside,
but M6 Midorifuji did well to deny him. In the process of denying Meisei,
however, Midorifuji wasn't in a good position to attack, and so Meisei turned to
Plan B, which was to move around the ring and go for a pull. Midorifuji didn't
cause that retreat, and so he couldn't take advantage and ultimately walked into
a pull after a trip around the ring. This was ugly sumo, but Meisei won rather
easily in moving to 4-2 while Midorifuji fell to 2-4.
I guess
you have to say the marquee matchup on Day 6 was the M7 Mitakeumi - M4 Ura
contest, and I think that sums up this basho so far in a nutshell. The bout was
straight up and saw Ura charge low with Mitakeumi keeping him away from the
belt, but like the bout before with Midorifuji, Mitakeumi wasn't in a
position--and frankly not good enough--to attack. They stood their ground for
about five seconds with Ura ducked low and Mitakeumi pushing into Ura enough to
keep him away from the belt, but Ura suddenly switched gears, grabbed
Mitakeumi's extended left arm, and then easily tugged him to the edge and
across. This was legit here as Ura moves to 6-0 while Mitakeumi falls to 5-1,
and anyone who loses to Ura in a straight up bout should be ashamed of
themselves.
M2 Gonoyama struck M1 Atamifuji well keeping him upright, and that allowed
Gonoyama to get the solid right inside position. Atamifuji used his size to grab
a left outer, but he was already on his heels, and Gonoyama was able to push
Atamifuji's right arm out of the way, which set up moro-zashi for Gonoyama.
Atamifuji leaned into him well, however, and the dude is obviously not on Weight
Watchers, and so Gonoyama really struggled to bully the Hutt around. This was a
great chess match as the two grappled in the center of the ring, but as
Atamifuji began to tire, Gonoyama finally moved him back a full step and then
switched gears felling him with a surprise kote-nage. What a great bout of sumo
here as Gonoyama moves to 3-3 while Atamifuji falls to 2-4. Before we move on, I
never thought I'd see the day when Atamifuji was involved in the bout of the
day.
Suckiwake Wakamotoharu is no match for M1 Daieisho in a straight up fight simply
because WMH can't establish himself at the best rikishi from the tachi-ai.
Today, Daieisho rocked him back from the initial charge and didn't let up until
Wakamotoharu tripped over into a heap near the edge. It took about two seconds,
and this was a very nice win for Daieisho who moves to 5-1. As for Wakamotoharu,
he falls to 3-3.
M2 Hiradoumi and Sekiwake Abi struck at the tachi-ai whereupon Hiradoumi moved
left going for a wild tsuki. He completely whiffed on the move, however, but no
matter...Abi just fell forward and down in a bout that lasted a second. In
watching the slow motion replays, you can see Hiradoumi whiffing badly, but Abi
still goes down anticipating the blow that never came. It's not that uncommon to
see dives like this as Hiradoumi limps to 2-4 while Abi falls to 3-3.
Komusubi
Onosato and Kotozakura crashed into each other well bouncing off of each other
before Onosato established the right arm to the inside. Kotozakura countered
with a left outer and began moving that way, but he is so slow and didn't have
anything going with the right arm, and so Onosato pivoted perfectly into his
lateral-moving opponent and knocked Kotozakura back and across easy as you
please. Kotozakura's haplessness was on display here as he falls to 4-2, and
Onosato's potential was also visible as he moves to 5-1.
The Ozeki Hoshoryu - M3 Tobizaru affair was wild as Tobizaru didn't want to
stick in close at the tachi-ai, and I can't blame him. The result was an ugly
bout at first where Tobizaru darted this way and that with Hoshoryu trying to
reel him in, and after a few seconds, Hoshoryu finally got the left arm inside
and a right outer grip, and he forced Tobizaru back and across in textbook
fashion. Hoshoryu moves to 4-2 while Tobizaru falls to 2-4.
In
the day's final affair, Ozeki Kirishima had the clear path to moro-zashi against
M4 Ohho, but the Ozeki only got the left inside and then moved left for no
reason whatsoever. Well, no reason whatsoever other than to throw the bout.
After the two traded places in the ring, Ohho was still upright and exposed, but
as Kirishima inched close, Ohho went for a mediocre pull and Kirishima's
response was to just put both palms to the dirt. Ohho is gifted 2-4 here while
Kirishima falls to 1-5.
The early headlines on Day 7 are reporting Kirishima's withdrawal due to a
made-up neck injury...hey, the same wound as Takakeisho wouldn't ya know. As
noted in the intro, Kirishima came into the basho as kadoban, so he is going to
get demoted from the Ozeki rank, and hardly anyone will notice.
It should be clearly stated that Kirishima is not injured. Ohho was as exposed
as you could get today, and there's no way that Kirishima couldn't have taken
advantage had he wanna even if his neck did have an owie. None of the Japanese
fans will miss Kirishima, and his mission was accomplished in giving up some
strategic wins to Japanese rikishi.
The lack of effort here and the lack of respect for the fans is quite galling,
but people keep shelling out money to attend for who knows what reason?
I should check in at least once on the weekend, so stay tuned.
Natsu Basho Day 5 Comments Without
access to the Japanese broadcast or NHK News 9, I'm not sure what the spin of
the day is this basho. I'm sure there is some focus on the four hiramaku rikishi
who entered the day undefeated. Those dudes consist of Takarafuji, Shonannoumi,
Mitakeumi, and Ura. I highly doubt one of those dudes are going to take the
yusho, so the favorites at this early stage are Kotozakura, Onosato, and
Hoshoryu in that order. I don't really see the yusho coming from anyone else,
but the last thing the Association cares about these days is its integrity.
The
day began with M16 Takarafuji welcoming Daiamami up from Juryo, and Daiamami had
the path to moro-zashi from the tachi-ai, but he refused to grab it and instead
allowed Takarafuji to grab a left frontal belt grip without making a single
effort to fight it off. With Daiamami literally just standing there, Takarafuji
began a force-out charge, and Daiamami just went with it backing across and out
in kind without attempting a single move to win or counter. Takarafuji is gifted
another one here in moving to 5-0.
M17 Tsurugisho and M15 Roga hooked up in migi-yotsu from the get-go, and the two
grappled chest to chest for maybe two seconds before Roga grabbed a real left
frontal belt grip, and he used it to lift Tsurugi the Hutt completely upright,
which made the force out from there easy peasy. Tsurugisho's bum left knee isn't
helping his cause for sure as he falls to 2-3 while Roga improves to a nifty
3-2.
M14 Ryuden struck M16 Tomokaze lightly from the tachi-ai and was able to nudge
him back a step, but then Ryuden began a slow retreat as Tomokaze moved forward.
Throughout, neither guy wanted to go chest to chest, and neither dude was trying
to pummel the either. Instead, we got this largely uncontested puff bout of sumo
where the rikishi went this way and then back the other way where Ryuden lightly
pushed Tomokaze across in the end. Ryuden moves to an easy 4-1 while Tomokaze
falls to a useless 0-5.
M15 Tokihayate was quick out of the gate against M13 Churanoumi striking him
well and forcing Churanoumi to fight defensively, and when Churanoumi moved left
thinking about a pull, the rookie was able to grab a solid left belt grip. He
attempted a quick dashi-nage, but Churanoumi held up at the edge forcing the
contest to hidari-yotsu, but it was Tokihayate who had the momentum from the
start, and he used his body nicely to keep Churanoumi upright until he could
finally grab a right outer, and once secured, he executed the textbook
yori-kiri.
And there you have it. A dude fighting all of his bouts straight up in
Tokihayate, and a dude who has bought all of his wins to this point, and you can
see who is the better rikishi in a straight up fight. That 1-4 record by
Tokihayate is far more honorable than the records of most guys in the division.
As for Churanoumi, it was nice to see him get his candy ass kicked here in
falling to 3-2.
M13 Mitoryu and M14 Ohshohma traded stiff arms from the tachi-ai before trading
places in the dohyo as Mitoryu came out of the fray with the right inside.
Ohshohma was not defending himself on the other side, and Mitoryu could have
grabbed the easy left outer grip and won by force-out from there, but he wasn't
even thinking about it. You could see that he was mukiryoku at that point, so
after a lot of standing around where Mitoryu didn't attempt a thing, Ohshohma
finally went for an uncontested force-out, and Mitoryu just complied by stepping
back and out. A real win this wasn't as Ohshohma buys his way to 4-1 while
Mitoryu couldn't care less at 1-4.
M11 Hokutofuji has thrown a few bouts already this tournament, so when he
executed his normal tachi-ai against M12 Nishikifuji today, you knew he meant
business. The key here was Hokutofuji's driving with the lower body, and NFJ
sorta thought about setting up a pull, but he was dispatched back and across too
fast for him to get anything going. Hokutofuji moves to 2-3 with the dominating
win while Nishikifuji falls to 1-4.
M12 Ichiyamamoto exposed M10 Shonannoumi's fake start today by catching the
latter with two nice paws to the upper chest, and all Shonannoumi could do was
think about setting up a pull. Before he could even get that started,
Ichiyamamoto drove him back once, twice, three times a lady. That had to have
felt good from Ichiyamamoto who moves to 3-2 after the strong performance while
Shonannoumi gets his ass handed to him in falling to 4-1.
M11 Sadanoumi easily got moro-zashi from the tachi-ai against M9 Shodai, and the
Sadamight wasn't going to dick around here as he drove Shodai sideway and across
with some oomph. This was a good example of what really anyone can do when they
go all out against Shodai, so it was nice to see Sadanoumi improve to 3-2 while
Shodai fell to 2-3.
You could see M10 Kinbohzan stand up straight and leave himself exposed at the
tachi-ai against M8 Kotoshoho, and so I knew at that point Kinbohzan was going
to stay limp. And he did...over exaggerating a stumble forward after a really
meager pull attempt from KSH, and then as he squared up across the way, he just
clumsily stepped his right foot out as Kotoshoho looked to finish him off with a
few shoves. It was easy to read the tea leaves here as Kotoshoho buys one in
moving to 2-3 while Kinbohzan falls to a harmless 3-2.
M9 Tamawashi came with a very light tsuppari start against M8 Takanosho, but you
could see that The Mawashi was not focused on actual thrusts, so after the two
traded places in the dohyo, Tamawashi put his right hand at the base of
Takanosho, but he was not driving forward or applying any pressure. I mean,
Takanosho was in no position to defend himself, and so this would have been easy
pickings for Tamawashi, but he wasn't trying to win. After about 10 seconds of
inaction, Tamawashi moved Takanosho back near the edge and then waited for a
counter move to come. Said counter was Takanosho lifting his forearm up into
Tamawashi's extended right arm, and that was supposedly enough force to knock
Tamawashi clear off the dohyo. Either that or Tamawashi just dove down in
exaggerated fashion. What a silly bout here as Takanosho didn't have a pot to
piss in the entire way, but his Jedi powers at the edge proved the difference.
Takanosho mercifully picks up his first win at 1-4 while Tamawashi redefines the
term "falls" to 2-3.
M5
Meisei ran circles around M7 Mitakeumi for about 15 second throwing a few
shoves, faking a few pulls and swipes, etc. and then the two finally settled
into hidari-yotsu where it was clear that
Meisei
was not attempting to win the bout. Meisei had Mitakeumi way upright, and
Meisei's right hand was right there at the side of Mitakeumi's belt as pictured
at right, but he refused to grab the outer grip for like eight seconds. I knew
Meisei was throwing this from the start, so when Mitakeumi sorta went for a
light scoop move with the left, Meisei took the cue and scurried over and across
giving Mitakeumi yet another ill-gotten win. Mitakeumi was so hapless here, but
there he is at 5-0. As for Meisei, he dominated start to finish in falling to
3-2 a richer dude.
Before we move on, during the bout I swear I saw Terao resurrected from the
dead and sitting in the front row:
Moving right along, M5 Onosho won the tachi-ai against M6 Midorifuji but focused
on yotsu-zumo instead of his normal thrust attack, and so both dudes ended up in
the migi-yotsu position, which is where neither wanted to be. If the bout was
fixed, this was the point where Midorifuji would have executed the kata-sukashi,
but it was real, and so you can see that Midorifuji didn't even dare try it.
After a stalemate and then some brief social distancing, Onosho went forward
again this time with some nice shoves, and all Midorifuji could do was think
about a bad pull. Before he could execute it, however, he was pushed down to the
venue floor and a 2-3 record. As for Onosho, his forward momentum took him clear
off the dohyo as well where he mounted Midorifuji on the lap of the chief judge.
It excited a few of the suss fans in attendance as Onosho upped his mark to the
same 2-3 mark.
M7
Nishikigi came with the C3P0 arms at the tachi-ai giving M4 Ura the easy
moro-zashi, and Ura forced NG back near the edge, but Nishikigi decided to make
it a bit more interesting, and so he stood his ground and then waited for Ura to
pull him back to the center of the ring where Nishikigi complied by just falling
onto all fours in the center of the ring. There is no doubt they want Ura (5-0)
to win because he's the most popular rikishi left on the banzuke. As for
Nishikigi, he's laughing all the way to the bank at 1-4.
M2 Hiradoumi tried to get to the inside of M4 Ohho at the tachi-ai, but the
fruit of Taiho's loins leaned his bigger body in tight denying Hiradoumi an
effective position. From there Hiradoumi retreated in desperation testing the
kubi-nage waters with the right arm, but Ohho was positioned too well and bore
down hard on his opponent. Hiradoumi's final act of desperation was to dart to
his right and fish for a pull, but Ohho caught him with a nice shove ending the
bout in fine oshi-dashi fashion. Ohho picks up his first win at 1-4 while
Hiradoumi falls to the same mark. It was obvious that this bout was straight up.
Sekiwake Abi was quick outta the gate putting two hands towards M1 Daieisho's
neck, but Abi doesn't use his lower body, and so there was little momentum
behind his attack. As for Daieisho, he came back from the tachi-ai well and
connected on enough shoves to the torso to where Abi went into retreat mode, and
from there, Daieisho used his stronger oshi attack to defeat Abi in about 5
seconds. Daieisho moves to 4-1 while Abi falls to 3-2.
Suckiwake Wakamotoharu came in way too high against M1 Atamifuji at the
tachi-ai, but Atamifuji has yet to show an ability to do much of anything from
the initial charge, and so after a sputtering start from both parties, they went
chest to chest in hidari-yotsu where Wakamotoharu grabbed a right outer grip.
Atamifuji was way too far away from his own right outer, so after a brief
stalemate, Atamifuji hurried a bad maki-kae attempt, and that momentum shift
allowed Wakamotoharu to force him back and down with the right belt grip.
Wakamotoharu inches ahead to 3-2 while Atamifuji falls to 2-3, and Atamifuji
pulled the trigger way too fast on that maki-kae attempt.
In the Ozeki ranks, Hoshoryu faced off against M2 Gonoyama, and the Ozeki
executed a lightning quick hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping with the right and
getting the right arm inside as well, and with Hoshoryu driving with the lower
body, Gonoyama didn't have time to counter resulting in Hoshoryu's forcing the
dude back, off the dohyo, and into the second row. I mean, Hoshoryu can turn it
on when he wanna, and he did today in moving to 3-2. As for Gonoyama, he didn't
have a chance here in falling to 2-3.
Ozeki
Kirishima welcomed Komusubi Onosato, and Kirishima showed just how useless and
defenseless Onosato is at the tachi-ai by getting the right arm inside and
grabbing a left frontal grip a second in. The question from this point was would
Kirishima muscle a forward moving charge, or would he relent and pretend like
Onosato was just too big to handle? Unsurprisingly, he chose the latter and
literally dragged Onosato over to the edge as the Ozeki kept his body in harm's
way, but Onosato wasn't applying any force with the right inside, and so the two
hopped a bit at the edge, and Onosato actually stepped out before the Ozeki
broke the plane of the dohyo (pictured at left). They called a mono-ii, and they
could have really gone with any decision here. They could have ruled it a tie;
they could have said that Onosato touched out first, which he did; or they could
have said that the Ozeki's feet were both beyond the straw and
too
far gone when Onosato finally touched out. They ruled in Onosato's favor and why
not? It was the Ozeki's intention to throw the bout anyway.
I mean, this was a great example of how Onosato loses the tachi-ai and does
nothing to set his opponent up, but he still comes away with the magical win at
the edge. He's gifted 4-1, and I'd have to say he's the favorite to yusho at
this point...which was my gut feeling even after his Day 2 loss against
Takayasu. As for Kirishima, he's going to make sure he's kadoban at the same
time as Takakeisho next basho as the Ozeki chooses to fall to 1-4.
In the
day's final bout, Kotozakura welcomed M3 Tobizaru, and Kotozakura's tachi-ai was
extremely soft giving Tobizaru the option to get deep inside with moro-zashi or
to fire shoves into Kotozakura's double-decker boobs. He chose neither of course
and just ducked down waiting to be pulled over. Kotozakura couldn't even do
that, but he did grab a right outer grip. Tobizaru actually had moro-zashi at
this point, but he slyly pulled his left arm to the outside for no reason other
than to throw the bout in Kotozakura's favor, and so Tobizaru stood straight up
near the edge where Kotozakura was finally able to nudge him back and across.
Like the previous bout, the "winner's" footwork was not solid, and like the
previous bout, it looked as if Kotozakura stepped at first as well.
Kotozakura himself ended up falling off the dohyo, and the only way that happens
after winning by yori-kiri is when you don't get any counter force from your
opponent. The end result was Kotozakura's moving to a cheap 4-1 while Tobizaru
gives up the ghost at 2-3.
And that's a wrap on another ugly day of sumo highlighted by rookie Tokihayate's
first win.
Natsu Basho Day 4 Comments I'm really
incredulous as to what the Association is trying pass off to us as a quality
product, but their only hope at this point is to establish new, young rikishi
who can stay healthy for 6-8 years. The only way they can establish these guys
is to allow heavy bout fixing along with having the Mongolians lower the bar to
a ridiculous level. One trend I'm noticing so far this basho is that fans are
leaving the venue early, and how can you blame them? I'm really struggling to
find anything positive going on right now, and the bouts I look forward to the
most these days are the ones that involve Tokihayate.
It was great to hear Ross Mihara call the action today, and hearing Ross brings
back memories of the good old days.
The good old days these certainly aren't, but let's get right to it as the day
began with Myogiryu visiting from Juryo to take on M17 Tsurugisho. Tsurugi The
Hutt showed the C3P0 arms at the tachi-ai gifting Myogiryu moro-zashi, and the
force-out took maybe two seconds in Myogiryu's favor. Tsurugisho's left leg
looked gimpy, so we'll see how long he can last this tournament as he falls to
2-2.
M16 Tomokaze and M16 Takarafuji both struck well at the tachi-ai but didn't
stick in yotsu-zumo, and so they traded defensive tsuppari whose purpose was to
set up a pull. After about three seconds of inaction, Takarafuji backed up and
moved left going for a soft pull, and Tomokaze just hit the dirt. There
definitely wasn't enough force coming from Takarafuji to cause that belly flop,
but whatever. Takarafuji oils his way to 4-0 while Tomokaze falls to 0-4.
M15 Roga henka'd lamely to his left at the tachi-ai against M14 Ryuden looking
to get a cheap left outer, but before he could really grab it, Ryuden just put
both palms to the dirt a half second in. This looked orchestrated to me as Roga
moves to 2-2 while Ryuden suffers his first loss at 3-1.
M13 Mitoryu and M15 Tokihayate hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where
Tokihayate grabbed an early left grip, but Mitoryu was just too big for him to
maintain that grip consistently, and so both dudes showed great effort before
Mitoryu simply bullied Tokihayate over and across kime-dashi style using a solid
left kote grip. I don't care that Tokihayate is 0-4. All of his
bouts have been real, and I've loved his effort. As for Mitoryu, he picked up a
nice win here in moving to 1-3.
Before we go on, here was the graphic they showed prior to the last bout.
You can see quite a few empty seats above Mitoryu, and then all those white
shirts above Tokihayate are students. I'm guessing they have a couple
thousand students help fill the venue each weekday.
M14 Ohshohma was looking soft pull all the way against M13 Churanoumi, and when
I say soft pull, I mean he kept his hands up high as he slowly retreated making
it look like Churanoumi was attacking. He wasn't at all, and so after one trip
around to the other side of the ring, Churanoumi sorta caught his foe with a
soft touch to the left arm, and Ohshohma dutifully put both palms to the dirt.
As if. Both dudes end the day at 3-1.
M12 Ichiyamamoto caught M12 Nishikifuji with two hands at the neck from the
tachi-ai keeping NFJ away from the inside, and Ichiyamamoto used nice de-ashi to
fuel a solid oshi attack knocking Nishikifuji back and across in wham bam thank
you ma'am fashion. Good stuff here as IYM moves to 2-2 while Nishikifuji falls
to 1-3.
In a silly affair, M11 Hokutofuji won the tachi-ai against M10 Shonannoumi
knocking the latter back a step. When Shonannoumi went for a stupid pull and
Hokutofuji didn't make him pay despite having the clear advantage, you knew the
bout was compromised at that point. After Shonannoumi's lame pull attempt,
Hokutofuji responded by moving towards the other side of the dohyo doing who
knows what, but the end result was his lightly touching down to the dohyo as if
Shonannoumi had pulled him down. Uh, no. Shonannoumi was clueless throughout,
and this was bad acting on the part of Hokutofuji start to finish. Easy yaocho
call here as Shonannoumi is gifted 4-0 while Hokutofuji falls to 1-3.
M9 Tamawashi lamely put two hands forward at the tachi-ai against M11 Sadanoumi
before retreating to his left and leaving himself vulnerable. Problem was that
Sadanoumi had no momentum, and so they headed to the East where Tamawashi was
still in control if he wanted to execute his tsuppari attack, but he didn't. He
instead left himself wide open giving Sadanoumi moro-zashi, and then Tamawashi
literally retreated to the other side of the dohyo and out dragging the
Sadamight into his own body as he went. Both rikishi end the day at 2-2 after
this fixed bout.
In another fixed bout, M10 Kinbohzan had the clear path to the right inside
position and then the left inside against M9 Shodai, and when the rikishi had no
choice but to hook up in hidari-yotsu, Shodai reached for a right outer grip. He
didn't come close and Kinbohzan had him at that point he had wanted it, but he
didn't. Instead of plowing straight ahead and forcing Shodai back and across,
Kinbohzan lamely moved to his right drawing a weak tsuki-otoshi attempt from
Shodai who was actually shading back from the attempt, and Kinbohzan could have
really squared up at this point and knocked Shodai off the dohyo, but he instead
pretended as if he lost his balance and clumsily stepped out of the ring. What
an awful display here as Kinbohzan went completely mukiryoku in falling to 3-1
while Shodai is gifted 2-2.
M8 Takanosho looked as if he'd use tsuppari at the tachi-ai against M8
Kotoshoho, but he kept his feet aligned and stayed back a bit. As for Kotoshoho,
he was clueless himself even though Takanosho was slowly backing up for his foe.
With Kotoshoho's sumo a complete mess, he went for a dumb pull and stumbled a
bit putting himself onto his heels, and in a straight up bout, his foe would
have crushed him down from there, but Takanosho relented allowing KSH back into
the bout. From there, Takanosho found his left arm in the perfect inside
position with Kotoshoho thinking pull, and once again, Kotoshoho was dead to
rights, but Takanosho didn't drive into his opponent rather skirting to the side
and putting his own back against the straw, and finally the hapless KSH was able
to nudge him across. Wow, this was awful sumo as Kotoshoho buys his first win at
1-3 while Takanosho is hoarding cash at 0-4.
M5
Onosho easily won the tachi-ai against M7 Mitakeumi, and within a few seconds,
Onosho had moro-zashi and all the momentum. The bout was fixed, however, in
Mitakeumi's favor, and so Onosho failed to go for a yori attack and instead
brought his left arm to the outside. He was still in the prime position to win
with the right inside position and left outside grip, but instead of applying
pressure against his foe, he faked a nage-no-uchi-ai and just plopped over and
down. Mitakeumi had no idea what was going on, and he took a harder spill
headfirst off of the dohyo, and the ending to this fake bout was a complete mess
that looked nothing like a true nage-no-uchi-ai. Mitakeumi buys yet another win
in moving to 4-0 while Onosho willingly takes the cash in falling to 1-3.
M5 Meisei and M7 Nishikigi looked to hook up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai,
but NG refused to establish any position, so you knew the bout was compromised
at that point. After a three second stalemate where Meisei couldn't budge
Nishikigi the Hutt, Meisei attempted a wild kata-sukashi, but because he didn't
have the momentum, he wasn't able to pull Nishikigi down and so it ended up an
ugly okuri-dashi as Nishikigi was mukiryoku start to finish in falling to 1-3.
As for Meisei, he bought this one in moving to 3-1.
M6 Midorifuji hopped forward at the tachi-ai completely aligning his feet
against M4 Ura, but Ura was so slow out of his stance, he couldn't take
advantage. From there, Midorifuji moved forward as Ura retreated, and Midorifuji
had the path to the right inside, but he kept both arms up high and simply
pulled Ura into his own body allowing Ura to finally unleash a two handed shove
that sent the mukiryoku Midorifuji flying off of the dohyo. Ura is 4-0, and is
that what's next in store here? An Ura yusho? As for Midorifuji, he falls to
2-2.
M4 Ohho came in way too high at the tachi-ai against M3 Tobizaru, and so
Tobizaru was able to duck under his foe a bit, tug at Ohho's left arm, and then
pull him forward setting up the easy okuri-dashi win. I mean, I'll take it
because it was real, but it wasn't great sumo as Tobizaru moves to 2-2 with Ohho
falling to 0-4.
Komusubi
Onosato connected on a nice right paw to Suckiwake Wakamotoharu's neck from the
tachi-ai, but his lower body wasn't in sync, and so WMH was able to halt
Onosato's momentum and force the bout into the hidari-yotsu clinch where
Wakamotoharu grabbed a
right
outer grip. Still, you could just see that Wakamotoharu's grips were loose (note
the index finger pointing out in the pic at left), and despite Onosato going for
a stupid pull with his opponent in prime position to pounce, Wakamotoharu stayed
limp and didn't take advantage of his opponent's backpedaling allowing Onosato
to connect on a very light tsuki-otoshi with the left near that edge that caused
both rikishi to tumble over and down. Wakamotoharu (2-2) made sure he dipped
that left shoulder and dove down first giving Onosato another cheap win as he
moves to 3-1.
If you note Wakamotoharu's lower stance in the pic above, imagine what would
happen if Onosato went for a pull straight back at that point. Onosato
did, and Wakamotoharu simply bailed him out at ring's edge.
M1 Atamifuji obviously owed Sekiwake Abi a bout because the dude lowered his
head from the tachi-ai and said to Abi, "Do me now!" And Abi did sorta grabbing
at a right outer grip, but Atamifuji was already on his way down a second in
making this an ugly, fixed bout. Abi moves to 3-1 with silly win while Atamifuji
falls to 2-2.
Ozeki Kirishima came out blazing from the tachi-ai against M1 Daieisho and drove
him back near the straw, but then Kirishima suddenly stopped his attack for no
reason and backed up to the other side of the dohyo thinking that Daieisho would
simply push him across. Problem was that Daieisho had no momentum, and so
Kirishima had to make it up as he went along, and he went for a light tug that
actually had Daieisho over to the edge with his back facing the middle of the
ring. And Kirishima's reaction? He just stood there and watched as Daieisho
squared himself back up. You knew Kirishima was trying to throw the bout, but
Daieisho was not doing anything offensively, and so in the end, Kirishima simply
turned his back to Daieisho and stepped out. I was like WTF? Kirishima is simply
covering for Takakeisho here as he falls to 1-3 while Daieisho moves to an ugly
3-1 himself.
Kotozakura
was hapless at the tachi-ai giving M2 Gonoyama what he wanna, but Gonoyama was
clearly refraining from taking advantage. Still, with Kotozakura doing nothing,
Gonoyama had no choice but to move forward, and he was sorta in moro-zashi, but
he wouldn't take it fully, and then with Kotozakura backpedaling while fishing
for a pull, Gonoyama could have easily pushed him across, but instead he ducked
his left shoulder down and just dove out of the ring as Kotozakura tried to
catch up with a left grip of Gonoyama's belt. Uwate-nage this wasn't, and just
look at Kotozakura's feet in that pic. Is that the proper footwork for an
uwate-nage? This was clear yaocho as Kotozakura is as ugly a 3-1 as you'll
ever see while Gonoyama knows his place in falling to 2-2.
At
least we got a straight up ending with Ozeki Hoshoryu and M2 Hiradoumi coming
away in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and both dudes wrangled nicely in the
center of the ring. At some point, Hiradoumi came away with a left outer grip,
and so a brief nage-no-uchi-ai ensued, but it was from the center of the ring,
so both rikishi wildly moved to the edge where Hoshoryu was eventually able to
wrestle is foe back, across, and down for the nice win. Hoshoryu evens things up
at 2-2 while Hiradoumi falls to 1-3. It was a nice way to end the day, but there
were too many fixed bouts leading up to that point to even count.
Before we close, here is a shot that I took of this bout from a different
angle:
Look at the empty seats there. Not all of those seats were vacant the
entire day, but you can see that a lot of fans are just giving up early on this
crap, and I can't blame them.
I guess we're right back at it tomorrow to see if we can find some positives.
Natsu Basho Day 3 Comments I've
decided to give this basho the same amount of effort as the rikishi are giving
it, so don't expect much. I got some really bad news in March when I learned
that the NHK satellite feed I enjoyed for the last 24 years was being
discontinued March 31st. I do have NHK News World, which gives me a daily digest
version of the bouts, but the feed is in English meaning I've lost all access to
the Japanese broadcast. That means I no longer get the spin from the main
broadcast nor do I get the commentary from the Japanese oyakata. I also don't
get any of the graphics they show during the broadcast, and my overall sumo
viewing experience has taken a huge hit.
To clarify things, the sumo itself has sucked for years now, but I've really
lost a lot of what I relied on to convey the spin that was going on during the
basho. We'll just see how things go, but it's been a gut punch losing the
two-hour Japanese feed not to mention the NHK news shows I watched on a daily
basis.
The start of this basho has been a complete mess, and I'm amazed that people are
still paying to watch this. Prior to the basho, it was announced that Asanoyama
would go kyujo due to a persistent knee injury, and then it was also announced
that Takerufuji would sit this one out due to that injured right foot.
You remember the injury right? It was bad enough to keep him out of this
tournament two months after the fact, but it didn't stop him from demolishing
Gonoyama in two seconds on senshuraku of the Haru basho 24 hours after the fact.
I am constantly shaking my head and not just at the poor quality of sumo
displayed in the ring, but I'm also disappointed that the media just goes along
with it hook, line, and sinker expecting us to believe it all. They say one
thing while the complete opposite is going on in the dohyo.
On Day 1, the English Announcer for my feed was Raja Don't Call Me Buraja
Pradhan, and while all of these English Announcers do a pretty good job, they
are on a tight leash and have to feed us the corporate lines. Raja mentioned
that all of the tickets for all 15 days of the basho were sold out, but then
right before the Abi bout on Day 1, they gave us a view of the arena that showed
two chunks of empty seats in the second tier to the upper right of Abi's
graphic.
Then, at the end of the Terunofuji - Onosato farce on Day 1, they showed this
view and you can see two chunks of empty seats right behind the dohyo and then
over to the left side of the screen.
It may be that scalpers are coming in and scooping up the seats early so they
can sell them to the huge influx of foreign tourists, but there are seats
available all over the place. Just like the sumo in the ring, we're told one
thing is happening while the complete opposite is what's really true.
Speaking of foreigners attending the sumos, they like to pan around the arena
and focus on furries during the breaks to make it look as if sumo is popular
internationally, and they showed this gaijin at far left knuckle deep.
They unfortunately cut away, so we didn't see if he put his finger in his
mouth afterwards, but it was one of the true highlights of the day.
And we're going to need such highlights due to all of the withdrawals. Besides
the two yayhoos who withdrew prior to the basho as previously mentioned, the
following rikishi are also out as we enter Day 3:
Takakeisho: neck injury
Terunofuji: for the hell of it
Takayasu: lower back issues
Enough of that. Let's get to..um..the action in the ring.
Day 3 began with M16 Takarafuji taking on M15 Roga, and Roger got the left arm
inside rather easily from the tachi-ai, but he purposefully didn't go chest to
chest opting instead to stand there and let Takarafuji dictate things. Problem
was that Takarafuji wasn't dictating anything, so despite the opening with the
left inside for Roga, he simply walked backwards and out with Takarafuji in tow.
A force-out this wasn't as Takarafuji flukes his way to 3-0 while Roga falls to
1-2.
M15 Tokihayate faced M17 Tsurugisho, and it's been clear that the Tokihayate
camp hasn't been shelling out money for the rookie. That's a good thing,
however, because it's forcing the rookie to fight hard, and that he has been
doing. Today he got the left arm inside and right frontal grip against
Tsurugisho, but Tokihayate is too small to bully around a Hutt in a straight up
affair, so despite his nice force-out effort, Tsurugisho was able to pivot near
the straw and hoist the rookie over and out with a nice scoop throw.
Murray Johnson, who was in the booth for the English broadcast, said it's not a
great start for the rookie, but it is a good start because nothing's been fixed
in his favor. Tsurugisho moves to 2-1 while Tokihayate falls to 0-3.
Contrast that to M14 Ohshohma, another rookie who has been buying all of his
bouts so far, and he did that again today against M16 Tomokaze. Ohshohma
connected on a light slap with the right as he then tried to move right to grab
the cheap outer grip, but he totally whiffed on the move leaving himself
vulnerable. No matter. Tomokaze did absolutely nothing but maybe put his arms
forward out of harm's way, and he literally stood there and waited for Ohshohma
to next grab a left outer belt grip, and that was Tomokaze's cue to just run
outta the dohyo drawing the okuri-dashi kimari-te. How do you get okuri-dashi
when the victor has an outer grip? The only way is with yaocho, and that's what
we got here as Ohshoma's sumo has been soft the first three days as he moves to
3-0. As for Tomokaze, he falls to 0-3.
The ugliness would continue as M13 Mitoryu put a soft left paw towards M13
Churanoumi's neck from the tachi-ai, and Churanoumi did a wrist slap to
supposedly knock the arm away, but lo and behold, there was so much force behind
the move it caused Mitoryu to do a complete 180 and crumple down a second in.
All of that from a slap on the wrist? Churanoumi is a fake 2-1 while Mitoryu
falls to 0-3.
M12 Nishikifuji stayed low at the tachi-ai against M14 Ryuden denying the latter
anything to the inside, but Nishikifuji did not want to go chest to chest and so
he backed up near the straw getting a precarious left arm at the belt. Because
he was in retreat mode, NFJ's only hope was to move around the ring and drag
Ryuden with him, but the taller Ryuden got two outer grips and put the brakes on
any momentum Nishikifuji was trying to muster. Ryuden wanted to throw with the
right outer, but NFJ's belt was coming undone, so he had little momentum. In the
end, the two found themselves at the edge where a mediocre nage-no-uchi-ai
formed, and Ryuden was able to throw his smaller foe down at the edge. This
turned out to be the best bout of the day as Ryuden move to 3-0 while
Nishikifuji falls to 1-2.
M11 Hokutofuji struck M11 Sadanoumi well with a right paw to the throat and
quick tug of the Sadamight's left arm, and Hokutofuji had his foe off balance a
second in. Hokutofuji quickly drove Sadanoumi back to the edge with a nice choke
hold and then promptly just stood there and relented. Sadanoumi was finally able
to get the right arm inside and Hokutofuji quickly countered with a left outer,
but he took his arm way because he was throwing the bout. Despite never having a
pot to piss in, Sadanoumi was able to do this slick pull at Hokutofuji's belt at
the edge, and Hokutofuji dropped to the dohyo, rolled over in a controlled
fashion, and landed with two feet perfectly on the venue floor. That was as
controlled a dive as you'd care to see as Sadanoumi is gifted his first win at
1-2 while Hokutofuji falls to 1-2.
M10 Kinbohzan knocked M12 Ichiyamamoto off of the starting lines with some nice
tsuppari, but he halted that attack after driving IYM back a step or two. As
Ichiyamamoto looked to thrust his way back into the bout, Kinbohzan absorbed a
pretty good shot form his foe before moving right, hooking around Ichiyamamoto's
extended left arm, and pulling him down from there. It wasn't o-zumo, but it's
nice to see Kinbohzan's unleashed a bit at 3-0 while Ichiyamamoto falls to 1-2.
M9 Tamawashi caught M9 Shodai with some nice thrusts to the neck causing Shodai
to shade left and fish for a pull, but Tamawashi stayed square enough that he
was able to chase Shodai around the ring and eventually out with a methodic
tsuppari attack. Tamawashi moves to 2-1 with the easy win while Shodai falls to
1-2.
The
tachi-ai between M10 Shonannoumi and M8 Kotoshoho was extremely light with
neither party looking to take charge, and that usually suggests a fixed bout.
Both dudes traded places before Shonannoumi finally got a right arm inside, and
Kotoshoho could have grabbed an easy left outer to counter (pictured at right),
but darn the luck...he just couldn't seem to latch on. You knew where the bout
was going from there, and as Shonannoumi executed a light charge, Kotoshoho went
with it and did a self-inflicted 180 at the edge to walk across. Ho hum as
Shonannoumi buys his way to 3-0 with Kotoshoho falling to 0-3.
M7 Nishikigi used the C3P0 arms at the tachi-ai against M7 Mitakeumi giving the
latter moro-zashi, and as Mitakeumi looked to execute a force-out charge,
Nishikigi complied by moving to his left and backing out of the ring with
Mitakeumi in tow. It took about two seconds. As if. Mitakeumi buys his way to
3-0 while Nishikigi willingly falls to 1-2.
M8 Takanosho caught M6 Midorifuji with two hands to the neck at the tachi-ai but
then promptly backed up leaving himself vulnerable. The problem was that
Midorifuji had no momentum form the tachi-ai as he got his ass handed to him,
and so Takanosho stayed upright slip sliding here and there, and when Midorifuji
finally mounted a poor oshi-attack, Takanosho graciously stepped back and across
carelessly gifting Midorifuji the cheap, ill-gotten win. What a farce as
Takanosho falls to 0-3 with Midorifuji moving to a cheap 2-1.
M5 Onosho charged hard into M4 Ura winning the tachi-ai, and he easily knocked
Ura back near the edge, but then Onosho visibly halted his charge and stood
there waiting for an Ura kata-sukashi, and as Ura executed the move, Onosho
flopped wildly over and out adding a ton more exaggeration than was needed. With
all of the star power out of the basho, you gotta keep Ura hot just to keep the
sheep interested thus his 3-0 start as Onosho graciously dives to 1-2.
M4 Ohho executed a very proactive oshi attack from the tachi-ai keeping M5
Meisei at bay for a bit, but there wasn't enough oomph behind the charge, and so
Meisei was able to time a nice tug of Ohho's extended right arm and throw him
off balance to where Meisei was able to get in deep and push his opponent across
for the nice comeback win. Well played for the smaller Meisei who moves to 2-1
while Ohho falls to 0-3.
After Day 1, I thought Komusubi Onosato was the favorite to yusho, but then you
had that awful performance on Day 2 against Takayasu where Onosato was
completely exposed. Still, the yusho line here is going to flirt with 11-4, and
so Onosato is well in the yusho hunt. Not that he deserves it or that he's
capable of keeping himself in the race, but the politics are going to dictate
that his name stays in the headlines.
Today against goofball M3 Tobizaru, the M3 ducked low at the tachi-ai and did
nothing but let Onosato charge forward and push at him. I say push at him
because Onosato didn't knock Tobizaru around whatsoever. In fact, two seconds in
Tobizaru had the path to an easy moro-zashi, but instead of taking it, he just
shifted over near the edge enabling Onosato to catch up and push him across for
the cheap win. Onosato buys one here in moving to 2-1 while Tobizaru falls to
1-2.
Before we move on, a weekly tabloid, The Shincho Weekly, has published
consecutive stories about Onosato alleging his bullying of lower-ranked rikishi
and also encouraging underage drinking in the stable. There are reports
that he took a 20 year-old stablemate out for a night on the town that involved
heavy drinking, and so on. According to the tabloid, when they reached out
to the Association for comment, they were completely ignored.
I've been around these tabloid situations long enough to know that they won't
publish this kind of information without having proof. The normal protocol
for the Association is to ignore it until it goes away, and the mainstream media
will never latch onto the allegations. It's obvious that Onosato is being
primed to become a star, so we'll see if anything comes of this.
Sekiwake Abi picked up the freebie at 2-1 due to M3 Takayasu's withdrawal.
Takayasu will end the festivities at 2-13 after a nice start to the tournament.
M2 Gonoyama dominated Suckiwake Wakamotoharu winning the tachi-ai and knocking
Wakamotoharu onto his heels in an instant, but instead of finishing off his
upright foe in linear fashion, he let up just a bit. The momentum shift allowed
Wakamotoharu to dart left in desperation going for a pull, but it was a bad move
and left WMH with his back against the straw, but no matter. Instead of just
plowing forward and hard into his opponent's chest, Gonoyama decided to drift to
his left, and wouldn't ya know it...Wakamotoharu was able to push him out for
the surprise win!! Such a fake bout as both dudes end the day at 2-1.
I
swallowed a bit of throw-up when I read the news that Kotonowaka was going to
assume his grandpa's fighting name of Kotozakura. Way to soil your ancestor's
legacy dude. Today against M2 Hiradoumi, Koto "The Zock" Zakura lost the
tachi-ai badly and was upright and on his heels seconds in, but Hiradoumi dipped
his shoulder down and allowed Kotozakura to move let and grab a cheap outer
grip, and once he got it, Hiradoumi went limp at the edge as Kotozakura sorta
forced him out. You know, it's the yori-kiri technique where the winner spreads
his legs as far apart as possible for momentum... Hiradoumi had enough
room to execute a counter tsuki-otoshi, but he went out quietly as Kotozakura
moves to a cheap 2-1 with Hiradoumi falling to 1-2.
M1 Daieisho used decent tsuppari from the tachi-ai to keep Ozeki Hoshoryu from
getting to the inside, but Daieisho wasn't looking to go balls to the wall with
his thrust attack, and so Hoshoryu was able to eventually work his way into
moro-zashi. As he got it, Daieisho positioned his arms for a pull attack, and so
it was a cakewalk yori-kiri from there in favor of the Ozeki. Hoshoryu decides
to win for the first time this basho at 1-2 while Daieisho suffers his first
defeat at 2-1.
The
day's final affair couldn't have been any uglier as Ozeki Kirishima pretended to
thrust against M1 Atamifuji, but the Ozeki wasn't looking to move forward and
instead kept his feet aligned. Atamifuji wasn't exactly kicking ass and taking
names from the tachi-ai either, and so Kirishima just moved to his left turning
his back towards his opponent first, and then he did a 360 over to the edge
where he finally squared back up allowing Atamifuji to catch him with two hands
to the chest. Because the Ozeki was in such a poor position, he did a virtual
back flip off of the dohyo and kicked the judge sitting ringside East right in
the head. That part was pretty cool I guess, but Kirishima's performance today
was simple nonsense. The dude's purposefully falls to 1-2 today as Atamifuji
moved to 2-1 picking up a large brick of kensho that probably just doubled his
pay for the month.
It's so painful to observe what sumo has become, and this tournament has no
continuity to it three days in.