Day 13 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
big difference this basho from last basho is that last basho the players in the
yusho race had already faced off against each other early in the tournament, and
so there were no guaranteed losses by dudes on the leaderboard deep into the
basho. This tournament, however, as the leaderboard formed early in week 2,
nobody had fought each other, and as the dudes were paired against each other
day after day, someone had to lose and thus fall off the leaderboard.
The leaderboard heading into Day 13 was quite thin, and there was no way they
were going to orchestrate a yusho for Asanoyama, so by the end of the day there
was very little to look forward to heading into the weekend.
To sumo's credit, they turned the fans out as well as can be expected this
basho. I think I stated in March after the surprise Kiribayama yusho that sumo
lacked any momentum heading into May. They did have the return of Asanoyama to
the division, and I know that helped, but they had to have been ecstatic at the
number of tickets sold.
Course, they were packing the upper tier with students the first 6 or 7 weekdays
of the basho, and that's what enabled them to lower the man-in on-rei banners
early on. There were at least a thousand students in attendance everyday, and
there were so many white shirts in the upper deck, I thought the Mormon
missionaries were in town for some convention or other.
I haven't seen any television numbers posted yet, and I don't expect to either.
They'll only report on that when the numbers are good, and there were just too
many distractions this basho on the TV side of things not the least of which was
the crazy dude who killed four people in Nagano-ken, a story that will carry
into weekend.
I noticed today that the general NHK feed didn't start until just before the
Komusubi Shodai - Nishikigi matchup (which Nishikigi won with a great belt
attack to move to 7-6), and I'm sure they were covering that Nagano incident ad
nausea. But, they're going to show what's going to get them the best numbers and
what's in demand.
And
so...sumo's still got some work to do in preparation for the Nagoya basho, and I
think that's why they were hyping the four Sekiwake the first 10 days. Hey, we
have some young dudes making some noise, so the future looks bright!!
Someone I also haven't mentioned but who has received quite a bit of hype from
the Juryo ranks is another Hakuho prodigy, Ochiai. I saw the headline
today that said, "Ochiai pick up his 12 win in his second basho in Juryo, just
like his stable master." Course, this was the pic that was accompanying.
Whew, talk about his opponent putting up a big fight.
Sheesh, it sounds as if the basho is already over, and PR wise it is. There is
nothing left for the Sumo Association to sell here in May except maybe a
kachi-koshi by Ura.
Let's start with the leaderboard today going in chronological order meaning up
first was M15 Tsurugisho vs. Sekiwake Wakamotoharu. To my utter shock, when the
general NHK feed started around 5:20 PM Japan time, they flashed a mini
leaderboard with Tsurugisho on the third tier coming in at 9-3 on the day. The
only reason they added the third tier line is because it would guarantee them at
least one Japanese rikishi on the leaderboard heading into Saturday because the
worst Asanoyama could finish was 10-3. Talk about dissing the Yokozuna.
Anyway, in a silly affair, the two hooked up in migi-yotsu whereupon Tsurugisho
literally stood there and watched as Wakamotoharu moved left and went for an
almost undetectable love tap into Tsurugisho's right side, and TS just stopped,
dropped, and rolled all the way over to the straw. As if. It was more important
that Wakamotoharu move to 9-4 here than to keep TS on the leaderboard as
Tsurugisho falls to the same 9-4 mark...and right back off the leaderboard darn
the luck!
M11
Hokuseiho took that long walk up the charts to meet Sekiwake Kiribayama, and
Hokuseiho stood straight up from the tachi-ai as he is wont to do, and that
allowed the Ozeki to get the right arm inside and firm left outer grip.
Hokuseiho lazily reached for a left outer over the top, but Kiribayama sensed it
coming and kept his hips way back denying the kid the left outer. From there,
Kiribayama tested the uwate-dashi-nage waters and had Hokuseiho completely off
balance and on the run, but he stopped short of winning outright and let the
bout continue. After 10 seconds or so, Kiribayama went for a soto-gake that had
Hokuseiho teetering, but Kiribayama kept him upright, and then finally at the
minute twenty-five mark, Hokuseiho hadn't showed anything, and so the Ozeki
felled Eeyore for good with another soto-gake. Kiribayama moves to 11-2 with the
nice win, and he's a lock for Ozeki next basho.
The biggest thing that stood out to me watching this bout is how we never see
Japanese rikishi execute controlled soto-gake like this. The Mongolians are so
clearly on a different plane right now, and it's not because the Japanese
rikishi can't execute soto-gake. The majority of them can. The issue is there is
so much buying and selling going on everyday that nobody seems to be focusing on
good sumo technique, and so we rarely see it other than a fine yori-kiri here or
a good oshi-dashi there. Oh, and of course the zubuneri kimari-te from geniuses
like Ura.
With
Kiribayama keeping pace, we next head to the final bout of the day, Yokozuna
Terunofuji vs. M14 Asanoyama. Terunofuji stayed put at the tachi-ai making
Asanoyama come to him, and the M14 came forward and struck as well as could be
expected, but the Yokozuna absorbed that volley and simply grabbed Asanoyama in
a right kote-nage hold and then threw Asanoyama over and down as if he was a
sack'a potatoes. It was just so methodic, but it did illustrate the huge gap
between these two rikishi, and so when I came across that pic at lower right on
the wires, I thought to myself, "That about sums it up."
With the win, Terunofuji moves to an easy peasy 12-1 while Asanoyama drops down
to that manufactured third tier on the leaderboard as it wouldn't do not to have
a Japanese rikishi on the leaderboard heading into the weekend. Tomorrow
Asanoyama is paired against Shodai, and that should be an interesting match. It
will kinda be like the midget wrestling matches they used to show decades ago as
an undercard to the main event. Your guess is as good as mine as to whose gonna
win that one.
The leaderboard would have contained no Japanese rikishi heading into Day 14 for
the first time in years if they wouldn't have added that third tier, but they
added for PR purposes, so here ya go:
12-1: Asanoyama
11-2: Kiribayama
10-3: Asanoyama
We already mentioned the Asanoyama - Shodai matchup, and then Terunofuji and
Kiribayama are paired tomorrow. Terunofuji should win that giving him the yusho
on Day 14, and if Terunofuji doesn't win leaving both Mongolians at 12-2 heading
into senshuraku, it'd be a great opportunity for some of the Japanese rikishi to
"have a say" in the yusho race. I think Fuji's gonna win tomorrow, but we'll
see.
In other bouts of interest, Takakeisho executed one of the worst henka you'd
care to see moving a bit left at the tachi-ai against M6 Meisei, and Meisei
paused just a bit waiting for Takakeisho to swing that left arm as he is wont to
do, and that was Meisei's cue to just run outta the ring from there. What a
horrible bout this was, and it's just embarrassing not to mention insulting that
this guy is still ranked as an Ozeki. The optics here were not good at all,
especially sandwiched in between Kiribayama and Terunofuji's performances as
Meisei (8-5) gifts Takakeisho kachi-koshi at 8-5 to no one's surprise.
Sekiwake Hoshoryu and M9 Hiradoumi hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai
where Hiradoumi grabbed a left outer grip, but before he could settle into the
stance, Hoshoryu immediately went for a right inside belt throw that broke off
the uwate and then sent Hiradoumi back and across in a few seconds. Good stuff
from Hoshoryu who moves to 9-4 while Hiradoumi is still searching for
kachi-koshi at 7-6. If Hoshoryu can win 10 this basho, they may tout him as an
Ozeki candidate in Nagoya. We shall see.
Sekiwake Daieisho took an obvious backwards spill against M6 Mitakeumi today
after pummeling Mitakeumi back from the tachi-ai before stopping that charge and
bringing his arms up high gifting Mitakeumi moro-zashi. Mitakeumi still couldn't
force Daieisho back and across with the gift, and so Daieisho just fell
backwards like a tree falling in the woods. Good grief as both rikishi end the
day at 8-5.
M5 Kinbohzan easily got the left outer grip from the tachi-ai against Komusubi
Kotonowaka in a migi-yotsu contest. And then two seconds in, Kinbohzan just let
it go, so you knew the bout was thrown at that point as they gifted Kotonowaka
6-7 while Kinbohzan falls to 4-9. Just bugs me, especially when they talk about
how strong Kotonowaka was. Uh, he needed his opponent to just release a stifling
outer grip and then stand there limp as he was forced back.
M7 Hokutofuji was C3P0 at the tachi-ai giving M1 Midorifuji moro-zashi, and
after faking a kote-nage attempt, Hokutofuji sensed the wicked kata-sukashi was
coming, and so he just dove straight down to the dirt before Midorifuji could
even execute the move. Oops. Yaocho here as both dudes end the day at 5-8.
M2 Takayasu is a lame horse that needs to be put down. I have no idea why he
came back if he's not going to buy his wins. He didn't today against M7
Tamawashi, and the Mongolian went easy on him offering a few shoves and a light
swipe to the side, and Takayasu had had enough and just limped out of the ring
to protect himself. He's now 1-12 and would be better served giving himself up
to the glue factory while Tamawashi picks up the freebie at 7-6.
The rikishi that has stood out to me the most this basho is M11 Daishoho. The
dude is an effin beast, and he's got great sumo skills. Like a lot of other
foreign rikishi (and even guys like Kagayaki, Nishikigi, and Ryuden), his MO is
to hoard as much money by selling bouts, but he's a very good rikishi and I've
enjoyed watching him when he has fought straight up.
Unfortunately, he chose the money today against M4 Ura and did absolutely
nothing form the tachi-ai except stand there as Ura got a shallow right arm
inside and then took two or three seconds to execute what they called a
kata-sukashi. It was simply Daishoho waiting for a move and then flopping to the
dirt not to mention a 5-8 record. As for Ura, he's the most marketable dude they
have left this basho as he seeks kachi-koshi at 7-6.
No sooner did I type that last statement before NHK showed the top three
streamed bouts from yesterday, and for the first time in a very long time,
Asanoyama was not number one. The number one guy from yesterday?? Ura.
Asanoyama was number two, and the Terunofuji - Wakamotoharu matchup was number
three.
And finally, if you have the means, re-watch the M10 Ryuden - M15 Ichiyamamoto
matchup and pay attention to Ryuden's sumo. He counters his opponent's tsuppari
attack sufficiently before getting the left arm inside and right outer grip, and
once obtained, he easily drove his foe back and dumped him across with a
perfectly executed uwate-nage. I mentioned earlier that Japanese rikishi rarely
show us sound technique anymore. Well, this was a great example of perfect sumo
from Ryuden, probably the best Japanese rikishi on the banzuke (and most randy)
as he finishes at 5-8 while Ichiyamamoto falls to 4-9.
And that's a wrap on Day 13. See ya sometime on the weekend.
Comments
John Buchanan · May 31, 2023
I really enjoyed this Basho. So many great matches and was very engaging. Very disappointed though with youtube removing all the great sumo channels :(
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Peraz · May 29, 2023
Great to get a 14-1 Yokozuna win and a new Ozeki who can win fights without paying for them!
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wuli · May 29, 2023
looks like that is it for natsu '23
nice to see kiribayama coming up to ozeki
takakeisho seems to be on his last legs, gone soon
i hope terunofuji joins him, in his case stepping out on a high note
thanks for the coverage, and the forum, mike
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Seisset · May 27, 2023
Well, after all these years watching sumo bouts on youtube it seems all the channels have suddenly disappeared, or closed down before the basho, so there goes my only way to watch the bouts as unbiased as possible myself. Feels like that after reducing the number of foreign rikishi as much as politically correct now they also reduce the number of foreign fans watching... great... make sumo japan again.
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wuli · May 26, 2023
must turn out to be another yusho for terunofuji
with asanoyama still in penance, and kiribayama having just won one, winning another now would start yokozuna talk, probably not wanted yet
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David · May 25, 2023
'You are so correct'
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wuli · May 21, 2023
it has been getting harder to find, but if one clicks around searching, can still get it
for live sumo, i've been inputting 'sumo live stream' into youtube search, and finding it live for makushita/juryo/makuuchi
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Anonymous · May 31, 2023
@wuli, Natto sumo is also streaming the sumo on Rumble
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WP · May 21, 2023
I haven't watched sumo in a very long time. I was watching this basho thanks to Natto Sumo, but it seems like his channel was taken down, and I cannot find Kintamayama on YouTube.
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KEE · May 21, 2023
@WP, Kintamayama has moved to Rumble.
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Anonymous · May 21, 2023
@KEE, Thank you
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David · May 20, 2023
I will miss Tochinoshin.
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BC · May 19, 2023
5 days done and some thoughts:
1) What's Japanese for "I suck!"? Oho!!! This dude needs to be on the next bus to Juryo-Town.
2) Takakeisho and his fan club better have deep pockets because he needs to buy buy buy to save his Ozeki rank. Hasn't faced the Yokozuna or the 4 Sekiwake yet and it will cost a fortune to buy wins from any of those guys.
3) Kiribayama's new shikona should be Henkabayama. What a bunch of chicken-stuff sumo from this "next" Ozeki. I'm officially no longer a fan.
4) Sad, Tochinoshin is retiring. It's time but still sad to see him go out this way. WIll always fondly remember his Sky Crane moves, so awesome to watch.
5) Nice to see Shodai reverting back to his garbage sumo. Dear Sumo Gods, Please do not let this guy EVER again get close to the Ozeki rank.
6) The fraud from last basho, Midorifuji, has been layed bare. 0-5 so far and counting at Maegashira #1 West. Extending to last basho, he's on a 10 bout losing streak. Ouch!
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Day 12 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) NHK
has avoided the large leaderboard the entire basho, but they finally showed the
large leaderboard at the start of today's broadcast that consisted of three
rikishi:
10-1: Terunofuji, Asanoyama
9-2: Kiribayama
As I mentioned yesterday, we're down to just those three rikishi unless
Terunofuji loses, and since none of them have fought each other yet, there are
still three losses to be shared among that group assuming that they win their
other bouts.
As for Asanoyama, he is at the complete mercy of his opponents, and the dude
drew Daieisho today; he gets Terunofuji tomorrow; and then the speculation is
that he'll be paired against Kiribayama and Wakamotoharu down the stretch as
long as he's still on the leaderboard.
I really only see two options here the rest of the way. Either the two
Mongolians run away with the yusho race, or Terunofuji brings the yusho line
down a few notches. Let's revisit the Day 12 action touching on all of the
Makuuchi bouts.
M13 Chiyoshoma and M15 Ichiyamamoto both came with shoves from the tachi-ai, but
Chiyoshoma grabbed IYM's right hand early and pulled him off balance. Chiyoshoma
could have won by oshi dashi from there, but he backed himself up into the
center of the ring. Ichiyamamoto was oblivious at this point, and so Chiyoshoma
pushed him to the edge again only to back up to the center of the ring for no
reason a second time. At that point, IYM caught back up and went for a light
pull, and Chiyoshoma just spread his legs as if to do the splits and then
plopped over onto his arse. Great start here as Chiyoshoma throws it in falling
to 6-6 while Ichiyamamoto "improves" to 4-8.
M11 Daishoho came with the C3P0 arms against M14 Myogiryu giving him moro-zashi,
but Myogiryu was having trouble forcing the Hutt back, and so he moved right and
lightly pulled Daishoho's belt with the right hand, and Daishoho just scooted
over to the other side of the dohyo and kept his arms open again giving
moro-zashi to Myogiryu yet again and the momentum he needed to score the cheap
force-out. Two bout and two Mongolians selling them to Japanese counterparts as
Myogiryu moves to 7-5 while Daishoho falls ot 5-7.
Two minutes into the M16 Mitoryu - M10 Takarafuji matchup (yes, two minutes!) I
began to regret calling all the bouts today. In this one, nobody did anything
literally until close to the 2:30 mark when Mitoryu went for a light pull
bringing Takarafuji dangerously close to the edge where his only hope was to 360
out of there. I mean, Takarafuji was there for the taking as he pirouetted
around, but instead of pushing his foe out decisively, Mitoryu offered a light
shove and just stepped across of his own volition before Takarafuji stepped out.
The ref had no clue what had just happened and couldn't decide where to point
the gunbai. I think he had been lulled to sleep like everyone else, and so he
guessed in the direction of Takarafuji. They called a mono-ii and declared a
redo probably because they couldn't make up a kimari-te to explain how
Takarafuji had just won, but in the do-over, Mitoryu henka'd forward and two his
right (yes, forward) pretending to grab the right outer grip, but all he did was
run over to the edge behind Takarafuji and wait for the Japanese rikishi to push
him out from behind. Make that three Mongolians in a row who bent over for their
Japanese counterparts as both dudes here finished the day at 4-8.
M9 Onosho bullied M16 Ohho back from the tachi-ai with a nice tsuppari attack,
and Ohho's only hope was to move laterally, so he tried to go left, but he was
so slow that Onosho easily pushed him to the other side of the dohyo...but not
quite out. The bout was fixed and so instead of driving his opponent back that
last easy step, Onosho just ran himself out of the dohyo before Ohho could move
left and counter. I'm not sure how they got the hataki-komi kimari-te, but they
had to make SOMETHING up to account for the yaocho. Ohho buys his kachi-koshi
from the M16 rank at 8-4 while Onosho had plenty of room to sell from the M9
rank in falling to 6-6.
M15 Tsurugisho and M8 Hiradoumi hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and
Hiradoumi was able to slip into a left outer grip, but TS was just too fat for
him to bully around, and so Tsurugisho used a right inside belt throw to break
off Hiradoumi's outer grip and force the action back to the center of the ring.
From there, Tsurugisho had all of the momentum, and so he lifted Hiradoumi
upright with that right inside belt tug, and the force out was swift and
decisive. Finally, a real bout of sumo after a terrible start, and Tsurugisho
looked great here in moving to 9-3 while Hiradoumi is denied kachi-koshi at 7-5.
M8 Sadanoumi and M12 Kotoeko looked to hook up in migi-yotsu, but before the
bout could get established, Kotoeko backed up left and went for a hurried pull,
and Sadanoumi's reaction was to lock his knees and just go with the flow
flopping over and down about two seconds into the mess. This bout was so out of
control that Kotoeko took a bad spill backwards off the dohyo while Sadanoumi
was barely untouched in the corner, but this is what you get with yaocho as
Kotoeko buys his way to 7-5 while Sadanoumi falls to 5-7.
M7 Hokutofuji looked good from the tachi-ai against M10 Ryuden, but that happens
when your opponent is mukiryoku. After driving Ryuden back a step, Ryuden had
the left arm inside and a right outer grip, but he kept that inside position
shallow and just let go of the outer grip, and at Hokutofuji's completely
bidding, Hokutofuji pushed Ryuden over and down hard onto the venue floor. What
a great example of how people can get hurt when someone's mukiryoku, but that
Ryuden (4-8) was here as Hokutofuji is gifted the cheap win at 5-7.
M12 Aoiyama and M7 Tamawashi were a bit out of sync at the tachi-ai that saw
both dudes stand straight up, and the two traded mediocre, half-assed tsuppari
until Aoiyama started to back up a bit thinking about a pull. Before he could
try it, Tamawashi lightly moved forward and had him safely back and across to
where neither dude needed to shower after this one. Tamawashi moves to 6-6 with
the light win while Aoiyama falls to make-koshi at 4-8.
M17 Kagayaki had M6 Mitakeumi on his heels from the tachi-ai not to mention the
right inside position that had Mitakeumi completely upright with a clear path to
a left outer grip. But...Kagayaki failed to take advantage ignoring an outer
grip and agreeing to back up slowly while letting Mitakeumi recover from his
horrible position. From there, Mitakeumi scored the uncontested oshi-dashi over
his mukiryoku opponent. As if. There's been a lot of compromised sumo today as
Mitakeumi is gifted 7-5 while Kagayaki retreats to 5-7.
M3
Tobizaru and M4 Ura did a whole lotta nothing for about 20 seconds pushing into
each other's shoulders as Ura danced around the ring with Tobizaru occasionally
pushing him back a step but not pursuing anything after that. After a rather
boring and useless bout, Tobizaru had Ura ducked down at the edge and dead to
rights, but instead of pushing Ura across, he ducked his head, dipped right, and
put his left arm around Ura's neck from behind before flopping to the dirt. The
ending was so awkward, Ura bounded over to the other side of the dohyo and fell
over in as fake of a bout as you'd care to see, and they ruled this one
zubuneri.
I'm not going to pretend I even knew what that winning technique was coming in,
but the "zu" refers to the head, and according to the Association's
website, the winner pushes his head into his opponents chest area or shoulder
and then twists him over or you grab the opponent's head and elbow and twist him
down that way. The description actually matches exactly what Tobizaru did, not
Ura. Ura didn't instigate any contact at the edge, and his head (the "zu"
in zubuneri) never touched anything as he was at the complete mercy of his
opponent. But, there's a lot of things made up in sumo these days, and this was
just another example. I guess the sheep in the crowd liked it, so that's all
that matters as Ura moves to 6-6 while Tobizaru falls to 5-7.
M8 Takanosho caught M3 Nishikifuji with a right paw to the throat from the
tachi-ai standing NFJ up briefly, but the latter was able to latch onto that
outstretched arm and move left pulling Takanosho off balance and then
dispatching him across the straw with a left outer grip and right hand at the
back of Takanosho's head. Hey, a legit bout here where the counter sumo won out
as Nishikifuji moves to 3-9 while Takanosho falls to 4-8.
M1 Abi henka'd to his left against M6 Meisei, and as Meisei tried to recover and
square back up, Abi pounced pushing him over and down hard across the straw. It
took a bit for Meisei to get up, and with him out of sorts due to the henka, it
looked as if he hurt his right knee as he landed hard onto the dohyo. It took
him awhile to get up and he limped out of the venue favoring that leg. It's all
fun and games until someone gets hurt, right Abi?! It was a cheap move for sure
as Abi oils his way to 6-6 while Meisei falls to 8-4.
M2 Takayasu was flat footed from the tachi-ai as he put two hands towards M1
Midorifuji's neck, but Takayasu was in no position (or condition) to push, and
so he went for a stupid pull, and as he did, Midorifuji just burrowed under him
and drove Takayasu back hard sending him down into the suna-kaburi where he
nearly bowled a strike by knocking over a host of spectators. I mean, dude had
no control over his landing, and they should make a rule that if you come back
from a kyujo mid basho, you have to pay off your opponents so nobody gets hurt
in a straight up bout like this. Midorifuji moves to 4-8 with the easy win, and
he let off some frustration here as Takayasu now falls to 1-11.
Komusubi Kotonowaka and M4 Nishikigi hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai,
but the Komusubi was higher than he should have been, and that opened up the
easy path for Nishikigi to grab a stifling left outer grip. Except he didn't
grab it, and it was obvious. Instead, NG stayed limp as Kotonowaka moved
laterally to his left and then skirted the edge of the dohyo going for a
dangerous pull of his willing opponent. Nishikigi crashed down beyond the straw,
but Kotonowaka carelessly let his right foot step back and out maybe a fraction
of a second before NG's knee touched down.
They ruled in favor of Nishikigi, and since it's mathematically impossible for
two guys to touch out at the exact same time, it was the correct call I thought
because Kotonowaka did step out first, but it was so close it warranted a
mono-ii. Mono-ii decisions can be quite subjective despite the video evidence,
and what really made this one stand out is Kotonowaka Sr. was in the chief
judge's seat, so he was in charge of the mono-ii for the bout in which his son
was just involved.
I thought they should have ordered a do-over, but they weren't going to with
Kotonowaka's dad there as the chief judge, so to avoid any conflict of interest,
they just ruled that Kotonowaka touched out first. And he did but it was only by
a millisecond. Anyway, Nishikigi moves to 6-6 even though he was willing to
throw it while Kotonowaka drops to 5-7 due to carelessness.
I think the main reason I commented on all of the bouts today is because I
wanted to talk a bit about M5 Kinbohzan. It's been a quiet basho for him here in
Natsu but only because his camp is suppressing him. He's probably the fifth best
rikishi right now in all of sumo (behind Terunofuji, Kiribayama, Hoshoryu, and
Tamawashi), and so I wanted to point that out. The dude is a beast, and his hair
isn't even tied up in the formal oi-cho yet.
Today he was paired against Komusubi Shodai, a rikishi who had no business
stepping into the ring against Kinbohzan to begin with. The two hooked up in
migi-yotsu, and Kinbohzan instinctively grabbed a left frontal belt grip that he
could have used to lift Shodai upright and walk him back just like that, but
just like that he let the grip go and kept his right arm limp. A second after
this, Shodai skirted left and barely touched the back of Kinbohzan's right
shoulder, but the youngster dutifully stumbled forward and squared back up in
order to give Shodai moro-zashi. The flow of the bout at this point and the lack
of pressure coming from Shodai provided an opening for Kinbohzan to move left
and counter with a tsuki-otoshi, but he stayed square and walked out that last
step with Shodai in tow.
As if. Shodai is gifted 6-6 while Kinbohzan suffers his make-koshi fate at 4-8,
and this is the kind of bout that just grates on me. As we saw yesterday with
the Wakamotoharu - Hokuseiho bout, sumo has such great potential, but they've
spoiled it and ruined it in exchange for propping up these useless Japanese
rikishi.
Speaking of useless Japanese rikishi, at the start of the broadcast, NHK prepped
us for the big bouts of the day by showing replays of the matchups from previous
basho. In the case of Sekiwake Daieisho - M14 Asanoyama, for example, they
showed the most recent bout where Daieisho won and the most recent bout where
Asanoyama won. Both bouts occurred during the Covid days when there were no fans
in the stands and before Asanoyama's suspension, and both bouts were nearly
identical.
In the first bout, Daieisho drove Asanoyama back in two seconds and sent him
down onto the lap of the judge sitting on the West side. In the next bout,
Daieisho drove Asanoyama straight back only he paused at the edge and waited for
a love tap from Asanoyama before Daieisho just flopped down and out of the ring
giving Asanoyama the cheap win.
It
was clear from those two bouts just as it has been clear this basho that: 1)
Asanoyama is at the mercy of his opponents, and 2) Asanoyama can't defend
himself from the tachi-ai (let alone attack from the tachi-ai).
And that played out again today as Daieisho drove Asanoyama back from the
starting lines with a fluid tsuppari attack, and you have to give credit to
Asanoyama in trying to wax on and wax off those thrusts as he moved right
looking for a counter pull, but the dude just doesn't have it anymore, and as he
skirted right, Daieisho was there to push him back forcefully that last step
picking up the easy win in the process. The end result of the bout was
Asanoyama's falling to 10-2 and dropping down a rung on the leaderboard. As for
Daieisho, he moves to a cool 8-4 and showed just how it easy it is to defeat
Asanoyama.
M11
Hokuseiho was his lazy old self at the tachi-ai against Sekiwake Hoshoryu who
got the easy left arm inside with the right at the front of the belt to boot,
but Hokuseiho proved to be more of a load than Hoshoryu expected, especially
with his right outer grip. Hoshoryu tried to set his foe up for yori-kiri a time
or two but knew he wasn't going to move the big load, and so he retooled his
stance by putting his head underneath Hokuseiho's right armpit forcing
Hokuseiho's right hand off of the belt, and that provided the momentum change
Hoshoryu needed to yank his foe over by the belt and across from there. It
wasn't easy (mostly due to the massive size difference) as Hoshoryu picks up
kachi-koshi at 8-4 while Hokuseiho falls to the same mark. If Hokuseiho wasn't
so lazy, he's got legit potential.
Takakeisho
gave Sekiwake Kiribayama his best shot from the tachi-ai attempting to faze his
foe with tsuppari, but Kiribayama easily brushed it all aside, got the right arm
inside, and then forced Takakeisho back and across without argument. The result
gives Kiribayama 33 wins over the last three basho from the sanyaku, which is
the unwritten requirement needed to seal promotion to Ozeki. With three days to
go, I don't see how Kiribayama doesn't pad that record, so he's your next Ozeki.
As for Takakeisho, he falls to 7-5 and like Asanoyama needs complete charity to
win these days.
The
final bout of the day featured Yokozuna Terunofuji vs. Sekiwake Wakamotoharu,
and the two hooked up in hidari-yotsu after Terunofuji seemed to misstep at the
tachi-ai. Hopefully it was because Wakamotoharu charged hard, but the end result
was hidari-yotsu with both guys chest to chest. With Fuji not moving forward,
that gave WMH some hope, and he didn't hesitate in going for the quick
force-out, but near the edge, Terunofuji used a left inside belt grip to swing
Wakamotoharu over and across despite WMH's right outer grip. This was a great
effort from Wakamotoharu, but Terunofuji was never in danger as he becomes the
sole leader now at 11-1 while Wakamotoharu falls to 8-4.
With the dust settled, the leaderboard reshuffles a bit as follows:
11-1: Terunofuji
10-2: Kiribayama, Asanoyama
With six bouts left on the day, NHK broke over to the news division to report on
that dude in Nagano-ken who killed two women with a knife and then shot two
police officers dead before holing himself up in his residence. After nearly
every bout, NHK would break back to the news room, and then as soon as the
Terunofuji bout ended, they went to straight news without showing any replays.
The reason I bring it up is it's yet another distraction that is going to take
away from the final three days of the basho. NHK completely skipped the News 9
program in favor of live footage from the criminal's house during the standoff,
and this will likely be the biggest non-sporting news event since Abe was
assassinated last summer.
As we look ahead to tomorrow, Terunofuji draws Asanoyama, and it goes without
saying that it is strictly a will-he-or-won't-he scenario for the Yokozuna.
As for Kiribayama, he's paired against Hokuseiho, and that's an easy win as well
if that's what the Ozeki-to-be chooses.
Other than that, none of the bouts really matter other than dudes wrangling for
kachi-koshi, so the tournament really needs another Terunofuji loss to maintain
excitement.
Day 11 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) As
we enter the Joubansen, or final five days of the tournament, the moratorium on
showing Asanoyama news highlights was finally lifted, and at some point if the
dude is on the top tier of the leaderboard, you can't just ignore him
completely. Today Asanoyama was paired against another dude on the leaderboard,
Meisei, who entered the day fighting from the two-loss tier, and so there was no
way they couldn't show their bout as part of the highlights. Before we get
there, let's review the leaderboard as we entered the final five days:
Due to time constraints, let's just focus on the leaders and then one or two
other bouts of interest. Going in chronological order, the first bout with any
significance to the tournament was the Asanoyama - Meisei bout, so let's start
there.
M14 Asanoyama is unable to defend himself at the tachi-ai, and M6 Meisei exposed
that today easily getting moro-zashi while Asanoyama reached for a left outer
grip, and once Meisei had moro-zashi, he wrenched Asanoyama's back to the
straw
quickly but then let up in his force-out attack waiting for Asanoyama to
counter. Said counter move was a very weak right tsuki-otoshi from Asanoyama,
and there was no power behind the stab and so Meisei dipped his right shoulder
and flopped out of the dohyo altogether. The ending was so unorthodox that even
Asanoyama toppled backwards off of the dohyo, which is a sign that he was not in
control of anything during the bout, and he wasn't. You look at the photo of the
ending there, and there's no continuity to it in regards to the flow of natural
sumo. It's really just a hot mess, which is what Asanoyama's sumo has been the
entire basho.
We had a dynamite lineup in the booth today (or not) in Goeido and Takekaze, and
their explanation of the bout was "Meisei rushed his charge." As is usually the
case, the focus was on the guy who lost and not on anything the winner did to
set up his win. After a few slow motion replays from different angles, Takekaze
did say, "It was good that he got the left outer grip," but then he just let
that statement hang without explaining why.
The bottom line is that Asanoyama has purchased all 10 of his wins, and that
fact in inarguable. I think everyone knows it too, and it's partly why they
haven't focused on the dude so much. They had no choice today, but it was yet
another poor display of sumo form Asanoyama who magically picks up the win at
the end. The result is Asanoyama's moving to 10-1 while Meisei takes himself out
of the yusho race at 8-3.
M2 Takayasu made his return from a kyujo to face M1 Abi today, and the bout was
obviously fixed. Abi met Takayasu with two hands to the neck, but instead of
pushing forward, he'd draw his hands back and then put them to the neck again,
but he wasn't applying any force, and so Takayasu was able to skirt right and go
for a meager pull, and Abi (5-6) just flopped forward and down. Takayasu needs
to buy one more win to stay in the division, and I'm sure it will happen.
As of now, he officially stands at 1-10.
Let's
skip forward to the Sekiwake Kiribayama - M9 Hiradoumi matchup, and the two
combatants hooked up in hidari-yotsu where neither maintained an outer grip, and
as they jockeyed for position, Hiradoumi attempted a quick maki-kae with the
right arm, but the Sekiwake was pressed in too tight on that side, and the
momentum shift gave Kiribayama the opening to a stifling right outer grip. The
bout was over at this point, but Kiribayama let his foe hang around like a cat
toying with a mouse, and about 15 seconds later when Hiradoumi attempted another
maki-kae, Kiribayama made it official with a textbook yori-kiri. You just
compare Kiribayama's sumo to Asanoyama's sumo, and you realize there is no
comparison. Kiribayama moves to 9-2 with the good win while Hiradoumi falls to
7-4.
M11 Hokuseiho has bought his status on the leaderboard for sure, and he was
paired against Sekiwake Wakamotoharu, a dude who could not be bought today.
Having said that, WMH has purchased a ton of bouts as well, but we got an
outstanding bout from these two today.
From
the tachi-ai, Hokuseiho stood straight up as he is wont to do, and that allowed
Wakamotoharu to rush in and grab the deep left arm inside. Hokuseiho countered
with a right outer grip, but Wakamotoharu pushed him out of it and had HSH near
the edge, but he couldn't polish him off. As a result, the two squared back up
in gappuri hidari-yotsu meaning simultaneous lefts inside and right outer grips,
and from this point the chikara-zumo was on. Both rikishi were fairly gassed,
and so they dug in near the starting lines for about a minute before
Wakamotoharu tried a few gaburi bumps. That was the momentum shift Hokuseiho
needed to attack, and he wrenched Hokuseiho over to the edge looking for the
force-out kill, but Wakamotoharu arched his back and twisted Hokuseiho sideways
as WMH fell and executed the perfect utchari across the edge.
Wowza, this as a great finish, and it rightly dominated the headlines
afterwards. The crowd erupted at the result, and it was very organic unlike the
reaction to Asanoyama's bouts where it's like, "Uh, we just watched Asanoyama
get his ass kicked, but he did win, right?" Everyone's on edge until the ref
points the gunbai towards Asanoyama's, and then it's followed by relieved
applause.
This bout, however, was different. I mean, you can just tell the real sumo from
the fake sumo, and I loved that we got to see this bout at this junction. There
was a lot of shull bit going on today in the ring, but this one was worth the
wait. Both rikishi end the day at 8-3, but they're technically knocked off of
the leaderboard.
Takakeisho's
stance was passive at the tachi-ai allowing Sekiwake Daieisho to execute bland
tsuppari towards the faux-zeki, and I say bland because Daieisho's lower body
was not into the bout. I mean, you could just see that Daieisho was going
through the motions waiting for Takakeisho's first move, and it came a few
seconds later in the form of a bad swipe down the front of the body, and
Daieisho just flopped down in an instant when it came. Ho hum as Takakeisho is
gifted his 7-4 mark while Daieisho agrees to fall to the same record.
The day
ended with Yokozuna Terunofuji dueling Sekiwake Hoshoryu, and Hoshoryu shaded to
his left a bit at the tachi-ai reaching for an outer grip, but Fuji the Terrible
turned on a dime and wrapped the Sekiwake up quickly with grips around both
upper arms. Hoshoryu tried to back out of the kime hold, but he had
nowhere to go, and Terunofuji showed flawless footwork in staying snug and
sending Hoshoryu back and across kime-dashi style in just a few seconds.
Terunofuji was all bidness here in moving to 10-1 while Hoshoryu falls to 7-4.
NHK has not been showing the large leaderboard that takes up the whole screen,
and after this bout, they showed the mini leaderboard in the lower right portion
of the screen as follows:
10-1: Terunofuji, Asanoyama
9-2: Kiribayama
That's not gonna cream a whole lotta twinkies heading into the final four days,
and it just feels like they need another shakeup on that leaderboard in the form
of a Terunofuji loss.
The Yokozuna is paired against Wakamotoharu tomorrow, and politically, that's a
prime matchup for Terunofuji to throw. It looks as if it's a given that
Kiribayama is going to be promoted to Ozeki, and that means Japan will want
another Ozeki to save face. Wakamotoharu is the leading candidate now after
posting 11 wins last basho, so if Fuji is gonna throw one, tomorrow's bout makes
the most sense.
Asanoyama draws Daieisho, and it goes without saying that Asanoyama has no
chance to win that bout on his own, so we'll see what Daieisho does. As I said
earlier, I do not think they're going to allow Asanoyama to yusho because it
would just be way too fake and obvious, and I know the Association would get
calls from people complaining.
And that brings us to Kiribayama, who is paired against Takakeisho. This is
another bout where Takakeisho has 0% chance of winning on his own, so we'll see
what the Kiribayama camp chooses to do.
They can't afford to let Fuji run away with this thing, so I think the
leaderboard has to collectively drop down a loss in the next few days. I know
they mentioned that the basho is a total sell-out, but there are gaps in the
masu-seki all over the place where people aren't showing up. The upper tier is
also not completely full, and then I think the general NHK feed began today
after 5 PM. I know someone joined late because they showed the usual broadcast
intro graphics and reintroduced the lineup of announcers on the broadcast after
5 PM.
That leaderboard is too thin to carry four more days of sumo, so expect a
shakeup soon.
Day 10 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) This
basho has had a lot of perplexing aspects to it so far not the least of which is
the moratorium on showing Asanoyama highlights on the news programs. Maybe it's
just an NHK thing, but even for the daily sumo broadcasts, they aren't hyping
Asanoyama whatsoever in the intros, and it's strange because on paper, the most
popular rikishi right now among the fans also happens to be atop the
leaderboard. They'll give him some run when he steps into the ring and when they
show the top three streamed bouts from the previous day (which list Asanoyama
always tops), but aside from that, they're largely treating him as a pariah. My
guess is that enough of the old timers (i.e. 3/4 of the sumo fan base) are
complaining to the Association that this dude shouldn't be featured because he
broke Covid protocol and then lied about it as an Ozeki.
Another possibility is that his bouts have been so obviously fixed this basho
that it's a liability to show them on general news broadcasts. I mean, I talked
earlier in the basho about the prized 18-54 year old male demographic that sumo
struggles to appeal to, and when I was working in Japan, every time I'd try to
excitedly talk to someone in that demographic about sumo, they'd look at me as
if to say, "Wait, you don't know?" Japanese people were too polite to ruin my
fun, but I remember those looks well.
And it may be a combination of the two. The old timers who actually remember
Japanese rikishi with game could watch what they're handing to Asanoyama day
after day and complain about it to the Association. Who knows the reason for the
moratorium on Asanoyama hype? I just know it's happening.
Another perplexing aspect of this basho has been the de-emphasis on the
leaderboard. They didn't show one until Day 9 and even then it was just the
one-loss rikishi. I've never seen a leaderboard early in week two that didn't
contain at least two tiers of rikishi based on number of losses, so I'm trying
to figure out why that is.
I mean, we haven't had a legit yusho race among legit rikishi for a very long
time, so I'm curious as to the policy changes this basho.
Speaking of the leaderboard, NHK did post two tiers of leaders early on in the
Day 10 broadcast as follows:
I'm not quite ready to just focus on the leaderboard in my comments, so let's
visit all of the Day 10 bouts.
M17 Kagayaki stood M14 Myogiryu up nicely with a good tsuppari tachi-ai, and
before Myogiryu was driven back too far, he darted right going for a quick pull,
but Kagayaki survived and got the right arm inside. Myogiryu (6-4) ran out of
options at that point and didn't put up a fight as Kagayaki (4-6) shoved him
back that last step.
The best comment of the day was Tobe Announcer observing that the dohyo looked
much smaller with both M12 Aoiyama and M16 Mitoryu crammed in there at the
starting lines. This bout was straightforward as Aoiyama caught his foe nicely
by the neck standing him upright, and Mitoryu was in no position from there to
counter Aoiyama's tsuki attack, and they ruled this one tsuki-dashi Aoiyama was
that decisive. Good stuff as both rikishi end the day at 4-6, and I actually had
to make sure I was watching the correct day of sumo because the first two bouts
were real.
The real sumo would continue as M15 Ichiyamamoto used a nice tachi-ai to
tsuppari M12 Kotoeko up high and away from the inside, but he couldn't trust
himself for more than two seconds, and so IYM reached over the top for a left
grip at the back of Kotoeko's belt that only gave Eko the path to moro-zashi.
Having gone from a push contest to a belt contest, the momentum favored Kotoeko
and he nudged Ichiyamamoto back near the straw before turning the tables with a
nice scoop throw that sent IYM back towards the center of the ring and down.
Kotoeko is even steven at 5-5 while Ichiyamamoto (3-7) needs to trust in his
size and oshi attack.
I knew it was too good to last. M10 Ryuden ducked his head down at the tachi-ai
while leaning forward just asking M16 Ohho to pull him down. Ohho's not the
sharpest tool in the shed, however, so he fumbled around in attempting a pull
before Ryuden (3-7) just stood back upright at the edge and said, "Push me out
already." Ohho (6-4) finally figured it out four or five seconds in and notched
a win in the obviously fixed bout.
M13 Chiyoshoma attempted a quick hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping M9 Onosho in the
face with the left and getting that same arm inside. As for Onosho, he came
forward well looking to shove, but Chiyoshoma was in full control and agreed to
go back a step in order to set up a nifty inside belt throw with that left, and
Onosho had no chance as he sailed across the straw. Good stuff for Chiyoshoma
who at 6-4 has plenty of room to sell more bouts. Onosho falls to 5-5.
The
sudden disturbance in the Force meant that M14 Asanoyama stepped into the dohyo
to face M9 Hiradoumi in our first bout that involved two dudes on the
leaderboard. Asanoyama was wide open at the tachi-ai and standing upright to
boot, and Hiradoumi had the clear path to moro-zashi, but he just held his hands
forward in a defensive position, and when Asanoyama shaded left going for a bad
pull (that contained a handful of hair to boot), Hiradoumi just went with it and
literally jumped over to the side of the straw and put both palms to the dirt.
From any angle, there is no physical way that Asanoyama's "pull" would have
resulted in the trajectory Hiradoumi took.
Hiradoumi
bounced right back up as no other part of his body touched down, and this was
one of the worst flops we've seen this basho. According to the guys in the
booth, Asanoyama's tachi-ai was good but his only option here was to go for a
pull. I see. If that had been a Mongolian executing that pull, the hand would
have gone up immediately so they could check to see whether or not an illegal
hair pull occurred. The end result is Asanoyama buys his way to 9-1 and you
can't really say "with terrible sumo" because there is no sumo coming from him.
He's just out there reacting and at the mercy of his opponents. Hiradoumi falls
off the leaderboard at 7-3 to no one's surprise.
M15 Tsurugisho executed a quick right hari-zashi against M8 Sadanoumi slapping
with the right and getting that arm inside, and before Sadanoumi could really
get established with the left outside belt position, Tsurugisho bulldozed him
back and across in two seconds. Tsurugisho is a beast when he wanna in moving to
7-3 while Sadanoumi was blistered here in falling to 5-5.
M8 Takanosho just bounced off of M11 Daishoho at the tachi-ai, and that enabled
Daisho The Hutt to rush in and get the right arm inside while wrapping around
Takanosho's left on the other side. With Takanosho hunkering down, DSH went for
a quick pull, and while that didn't fell Takanosho outright, he was off balance
and bumbling from there, and so it was easy oshi-dashi pickins from that point
as the Hutt scores another nice win in moving to 4-6 while Takanosho falls to
3-7.
I really am starting to question the year we're in because nearly all of the
bouts on the day have been legit to this point. Even M7 Tamawashi got in on the
action using a nice tsuppari defensive attack to keep M10 Takarafuji at bay from
the tachi-ai, and with the latter trying to look for an opening, Tamawashi
lowered his head and pounced about five seconds into the contest driving
Takarafuji back and across without argument. Tamawashi moves to 4-6 with the
nice win while Takarafuji falls to 3-7.
It
sure didn't feel like the M6 Meisei - M11 Hokuseiho bout had yusho implications
because the sumo from both of these guys had been just terrible. But there they
were facing off today, and Hokuseiho henka'd to his right letting Meisei walk
into a right outer grip, but none of the three characters in Hokuseiho's shikona
contain the kanji for "speed," and so Meisei recovered and
countered
with the left inside grabbing a right frontal grip on the other side that he
used to dashi-nage Hokuseiho off balance and more upright than normal. From that
point, Meisei had moro-zashi not to mention Hokuseiho dead to rights, but Meisei
comically refused to force the taller kid back. They went to the edge a few
times with Meisei keeping his attacking left arm loose and away from Hokuseiho's
body as he waited for a counter move to come, and it finally appeared in the
form of a right outside belt throw, and instead of countering with a
nage-no-uchi-ai, Meisei just stayed loose and let his legs go limp resulting in
Hokuseiho executing an unnatural throw at the edge.
The fix was surely in here, and Hokuseiho is so unimpressive, but he's got a lot
of money backing him, so we're going to have to put up with this nonsense for
years to come I'm afraid. The result is both rikishi landing at 8-2, and we'll
see which one stays on the leaderboard down the stretch.
M7 Hokutofuji caught M4 Ura with a right paw to the neck from the tachi-ai, but
instead of pushing forward and lifting Ura upright, he hunkered down low and let
go of the choke hold as both rikishi pushed into each other's shoulders with a
single arm. They stood this way for about 10 seconds before social distancing
and trading places in the ring, and as they hooked back up, Hokutofuji stayed
high and wide giving Ura moro-zashi, but if you don't set the position up by
your own sumo, you're usually not in the position to execute from there, and
when Ura couldn't score the easy force out, he went for a lame pull to which
Hokutofuji's answer was to put both palms to the dirt and nothing else. Both
rikishi end the day 4-6 after the fixed contest.
M6 Mitakeumi and M4 Nishikigi struck head on with Mitakeumi actually scoring on
a nice blow into NG's neck, but he wasted it by moving left and going for a
pull, so with Mitakeumi having lost his momentum, Nishikigi touched foreheads
with his foe signaling he was coming in close, and then he moved to the left
pulling Mitakeumi forward and down by the back of the belt. Nishikigi (4-6) was
just too much for Mitakeumi (6-4) to handle here.
M3 Tobizaru put two hands into M1 Midorifuji's neck at the tachi-ai standing him
up before quickly swiping downwards as Midorifuji looked to duck down and shake
off that initial choke hold, but the timing was perfect from Tobizaru as he had
Midorifuji pulled forward and down in less than two seconds. The difference here
was the tachi-ai, and even the Announcers had something legitimate to point to
regarding the Tobizaru win. He moves to 5-5 with the quick display of sumo while
Midorifuji falls to 3-7.
M1 Abi similarly caught Komusubi Shodai square into the neck with both hands
standing Shodai upright, and instead of going for a cheap pull, Abi just drove
his legs and followed Shodai as he attempted to move left, but Abi was right
there knocking Shodai down to the first row below. Wow, this was one of the
better ass kickings we've seen all basho as Abi moves to 5-5 while Shodai falls
to 4-6.
Isn't
it interesting comparing an Ozeki run by a legit Mongolian rikishi to an Ozeki
run (or a kadoban basho) from a Japanese candidate? With the Japanese rikishi,
it's how many bouts are they gonna buy? With Kiribayama this basho, it's how
many bouts is the dude going to choose to lose? Today against fellow Sekiwake
Wakamotoharu, Kiribayama went for his opponent's neck at the tachi-ai, but
credit WMH for fighting off those initial thrusts although he wasn't able to
mount an offensive in the process. This allowed Kiribayama to work his left arm
inside,
and Wakamotoharu tried to counter that with a right kote-nage. Kiribayama
stopped the throw by wrapping his left leg around WMH's right, and as the dust
settled, Kiribayama quick as a cat unleashed a right kote-nage that sent the
startled Wakamotoharu down onto the top of his head and over somersault style. I
enjoyed the chess match here, and Wakamotoharu (7-3) put up a good defensive
fight, but he lacked the tools to mount an offensive that could defeat his
opponent. Kiribayama picks up kachi-koshi in moving to 8-2, and he should stay
close to Terunofuji down the stretch as those two dudes anchor the yusho race.
At this point they announced the withdrawal of M5 Kotoshoho (1-9) who reportedly
injured his left knee. The result is a freebie for Sekiwake Daieisho who moves
to 7-3. He'll take that.
Rounding out the Sekiwake, Hoshoryu reached for the back of M3 Nishikifuji's
belt at the tachi-ai with the right, but his hand slipped off the cloth, and so
Hoshoryu was completely exposed at that point. NFJ responded well by driving his
body into Hoshoryu and looking to grab him around the thigh (fresh!), but
Hoshoryu was too quick and managed to evade barely to his left dragging
Nishikifuji down by the back of the shoulder before Hoshoryu himself crashed
down. It was close but a decisive win in favor of Hoshoryu after a failed
tachi-ai. Hoshoryu moves to 7-3 with the win while Nishikifuji suffers
kachi-koshi at 2-8.
I
thought for sure M5 Kinbohzan was going to defer to Takakeisho but not so. To
Takakeisho's credit, he struck hard at the tachi-ai attempting to thrust into
his opponent, but Kinbohzan barely got a left frontal belt grip that acted as a
parking brake, and when Takakeisho felt that resistance, he immediately skirted
left looking for a wild inashi or pull, but it never came as Kinbohzan just
smothered him back and across oshi-dashi style. And the sad thing is...this
wasn't an upset as Kinbohzan (a dude who can't even tie his hair into an oi-cho)
moves to 4-6 while Takakeisho (a guy ranked at Ozeki) falls to 6-4.
Sumo's got a bit of a dilemma on their hands now with Takakeisho. Dude's
kadoban, and his last five opponents would theoretically be the four Sekiwake
who are all hot and Terunofuji. He's the underdog in all of those bouts for
sure, but I expect them to be able to arrange two more wins for him. I think the
Mongolians will cooperate more than Daieisho and Wakamotoharu, but let's see how
it plays out.
In the day's final match, Yokozuna Terunofuji welcomed Komusubi Kotonowaka, and
the Komusubi was very passive at the tachi-ai (think Hokuseiho) enabling
Terunofuji to charge into him hard, but instead of forcing Kotonowaka back and
across straightway, Terunofuji chose to grab a hold of Kotonowaka's sagari...a
useless move in sumo if there ever was one. That
and
the inside right position from Kotonowaka enabled the Komusubi to stop
Terunofuji's momentum or so it seemed, but Terunofuji wasn't going to be denied
unless he chose to call off the dogs.
As the action resumed, Kotonowaka didn't have a pot to piss in even with
Terunofuji's holding onto the sagari with his left hand, but then the Yokozuna
went for a maki-kae with the left allowing Kotonowaka to take advantage of the
momentum shift and body Fuji all the way back to the other side of he dohyo but
not across. And again, Kotonowaka didn't set anything up, and so he wasn't able
to finish. Terunofuji knew where he was and what he was doing the entire time,
and even though his heels touched the tawara, he eventually forced Kotonowaka
over and across leading with that right outer grip.
Fuji the Terrible was merely giving the fans their money's worth here. He coulda
finished off Kotonowaka and that bad tachi-ai in two seconds, but everyone came
away a winner after this bout. With the win, Terunofuji moves to 9-1 while
Kotonowaka falls to 4-6.
With the dust settled on the Chubansen, the leaderboard heading into the final
five days is as follows:
They won't disrespect a Yokozuna by posting a yusho board two losses down, so
this is our motley crew as we head into the homestretch. I don't see how it
doesn't come down to Terunofuji and Kiribayama, but we shall see.
Day 9 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
recent G7 Summit in Hiroshima has thrown the sumo broadcasts for a bit of a
loop. Since Day 1, NHK was hyping a special broadcast on Day 8 where they would
bring in a famous comedian, Koji Imada, and then he'd sit in the booth (along
with Ota Announcer and Hakuho as it turned out yesterday) and they'd review all
the intricacies of sumo as the bouts progressed. I suppose things started off
well, but my broadcast was cut short about 2/3 of the way into the bouts, and so
I saw up to near the sanyaku but then the feed never came back as they broke
away for G7 Summit news from there.
I'm not sure what the Japan public was able to see because shortly before my
feed cut out, they announced that the general public would join the feed in 10
seconds and the announcers went quiet and then they showed the intro graphics on
the screen indicating that a new feed for someone had started, but all in all,
it was a really disjointed day on Sunday for everyone trying to watch the sumos
live.
I'm not going to recap any of the Day 8 action, but the one thing I noticed
during the live feed I was able to view and then the highlight show later
on (where I was finally able to see all of the bouts) is that they never showed
a leaderboard all throughout Day 8.
It's the strangest thing, especially when you consider that Asanoyama was
undefeated heading into Day 8, and I'm sure there's some kind of moratorium in
place regarding the extent to which they can hype this guy considering his sins
of the past.
Finally on the Day 9 broadcast, we got our first glimpse of the leaderboard, and
they only went down to one loss as follows:
8-0: Terunofuji
7-1: Meisei, Asanoyama
There is no way that is going to hold in week 2, especially when you have all of
the Sekiwake coming into Day 9 at 6-2, so let's just go in chronological order
again for Day 9.
We begin with M16 Ohho vs. M14 Myogiryu, and Ohho's arms at the tachi-ai were so
high and wide that Myogiryu could have easily assumed moro-zashi, but he instead
just put his arms forward as if to move into thin air, and that enabled Ohho to
easily move left and go for a soft pull that largely missed, but Myogiryu just
dove across the edge landing on his palms and one knee. Fakery from the gate as
Ohho moves to 5-4 with Myogiryu getting paid to fall to 6-3.
M16 Mitoryu struck M12 Kotoeko well from the tachi-ai with dual kachi-age, but
then he just stopped his attack and shaded back a bit. Kotoeko looked as if he
didn't want to get to close, and so the two pushed into each other's elbows and
shoulders creating a stalemate until Mitoryu backed up for no reason other than
to set himself up. Kotoeko wasn't quite ready to pounce and so they grappled a
bit more before Mitoryu just fell backwards onto his arse with very little
contact coming from Eko throughout the bout. Another one fixed as both rikishi
rest at 4-5.
M12 Aoiyama came with dual kachi-age as well against M17 Kagayaki, and the two
traded mild shoves from there before Aoiyama easily assumed moro-zashi against
an unguarded Kagayaki. Aoiyama had more than half of the dohyo to force Kagayaki
back and across, and as he did, Kagayaki didn't even think of a counter
tsuki-otoshi or kote-nage. There was a bit of a tussle at the edge, but it was
all for show and this bout was not fought straight up by both parties as both
dudes end the day at 3-6.
M15 Ichiyamamoto charged a split second early into M11 Daishoho offering
long-arm tsuppari, but they barely fazed DSH, and so he was able to move right
and pull IYM off balance forcing the bout to migi-yotsu. Ichiyamamoto had a left
outer grip, but he's not a yotsu guy, and Daishoho is simply too big for him to
budge, and so Jabba-no-Sho easily broke off the outer grip and kept the bout
chest to chest where the two dug in all the way to the two-minute mark. Daishoho
was finally able to grab a left outer grip, and once he got it, he scored the
easy force-out win from there. This was good sumo as both dudes settle on 3-6.
M15 Tsurugisho was busy from the tachi-ai against M10 Takarafuji who was largely
standing there. Takarafuji had the pathway to the inside and he could have
followed through on a few pulls, but he was there for the taking, and so
Tsurugisho charged with a shaky left arm inside to which Takarafuji didn't
bother countering even though TS was extremely vulnerable at the straw, but this
was another fixed bout that sent Tsurugisho to 6-3 while Takarafuji falls to
3-6.
A noticeable disturbance in the force occurred at this point as the crowd
excitedly welcomed M14 Asanoyama, and he was paired against M10 Ryuden...an
extremely bad matchup for Asanoyama in a straight up fight. But straight up this
wasn't as the two hooked up in migi-yotsu from the start where Ryuden had a
stifling left outer near the front of ANY's belt, but instead of dispatching his
foe shortly, Ryuden let the action settle near the center of the ring as both
dudes ducked down. From this pose, Asanoyama didn't have a pot to piss in, and
there was nothing he could do to attack, so it was up to Ryuden to get creative
in throwing the bout.
Asanoyama
attempted a maki-kae that failed miserably and that momentum shift sent both
dudes drifting towards the edge where a normal bout would have ended up in a
nage-no-uchi-ai with Ryuden's right scoop throw battling an Asanoyama left
kote-nage, but the finish never formed as Ryuden just squatted backwards
bringing his gal right on top of him in the perfect missionary position as soon
below. Ha ha, what a doozy this finish was, but it was all Ryuden could do
because he had cut off any means of an Asanoyama attack during the bout.
Ryuden
(3-6) is such a superior rikishi, and it showed here as they couldn't break down
anything Asanoyama did to win the bout afterwards. Asanoyama moves to 8-1 with
the gift, and I can see why they need to continue the hype. While the
Association said last week that all days are sell-outs, there've been at least a
thousand students in the upper tier every weekday the entire basho. You can tell
because everyone's wearing their white uniform shirts (boys and girls), so
they've gotta do all they can to try and keep fannies in the seats.
Fresh off of his legit win over Asanoyama yesterday, M11 Hokuseiho was paired
against M9 Onosho, and Hokuseiho exhibited his typical tachi-ai where he stands
straight up and does nothing. I mean, with a guy standing tall like that, he's
an easy target to push out immediately, but Onosho charged forward and then took
his foot off the gas allowing Hokuseiho to grab a very shallow right inside
grip, and so Onosho ran to the edge and turned his back to the straw as he
waited for Hokuseiho to make it official. Hokuseiho was having trouble finishing
his business because he didn't set any of it up, and so Onosho pretending to
grab at the side of the youngster's belt with the left and then hopped off the
dohyo altogether. And to think with all of Hakuho's money, he's going to finance
this for years to come... With the fake win, Hokuseiho moves to an ill-gotten
7-2 while Onosho falls to 5-4.
In another fake bout, M13 Chiyoshoma's footwork was bad from the tachi-ai
against M7 Tamawashi, but the latter conveniently forgot that he's a tsuppari
guy, and so Chiyoshoma still got the left arm inside. From there, Tamawashi
skirted to his right around the edge of the ring, and he was actually in
position to attempt a right kote-nage, but he just stopped any attack and let
Chiyoshoma set up an outside leg trip, and Tamawashi played along as he was
toppled over and down in the center of the ring. Ho hum as Chiyoshoma moves to
5-4 with Tamawashi finishing at 3-6.
Sheesh, the NHK broadcast cannot seem to catch a break this basho. Shortly after
5 PM, an earthquake with a magnitude of 5 hit off of the coast of Shizuoka, and
so NHK broke away for that and showed the same three or four 10 second video
clips over and over for a full 15 minutes. I feel as if I'm more of an expert on
that Shizuoka earthquake now than I am sumo.
The feed resumed during a mono-ii conference following the M3 Tobizaru - M3
Nishikifuji bout where they were checking to see if Tobizaru grabbed a fistful
of hair. They ruled he didn't, and so he was declared the legit winner. The bout
itself was lackluster. After Tobizaru missed out on moro-zashi from the
tachi-ai, the two switched places in the ring where Tobizaru (4-5) connected on
a wild pull attempt to send Nishikifuji forward and down to a 2-7 record.
They replayed the bouts we missed (or didn't?) during earthquake coverage, and
so here's the summary:
M7 Hokutofuji walked into a slow developing pull attempt from M9 Hiradoumi (7-2)
from the tachi-ai, and it took the latter a second or two to actually go for the
pull but when he did, Hokutofuji (4-5) just played along putting both palms to
the dirt and nothing else. Fixed.
M8 Takanosho struck M5 Kotoshoho well moving forward from the tachi-ai, and who
knows what KSH was thinking because he sorta went to grab Takanosho's
outstretched thrusts, but Takanosho (3-6) just kept driving Kotoshoho (1-8) back
knocking him onto his arse backwards off the dohyo in about two seconds. I guess
we didn't miss much with that earthquake coverage after all.
M5 Kinbohzan was too much for M8 Sadanoumi to push around at the tachi-ai, and
the youngster grabbed a stifling frontal belt grip with the right arm, but at
that point he suddenly remembered the bout was fixed, so he took that hand and
moved it into a weaker right inside belt grip, and then he pulled it all the way
to outside all within about three seconds gifting Sadanoumi moro-zashi. From
there, Sadanoumi (5-4) had his cue, and so he went for the quick force-out
charge which Kinbohzan (3-6) didn't bother to contest. Fixed.
The final bout we missed during EQ coverage was the M4 Ura - M6 Mitakeumi
matchup, and Mitakeumi kept his arms in low in an attempt to keep Ura away from
the inside, but it didn't appear as if Ura cared about anything here. In order
to win legitimately, Ura's gotta move laterally, but he just chose to stay
square with Mitakeumi, and when the former faux-zeki mounted a charge, Ura (3-6)
did his usual squat at the tawara and said come wipe me while you're at it. And
Mitakeumi did improving to 6-3.
Moving to the sanyaku, Komusubi Shodai was paired against M1 Midorifuji and the
two struck rather well at the tachi-ai with Midorifuji flirting with moro-zashi,
but instead of digging in deep, he pulled his left arm to the outside and backed
up in kind thus creating the easy path for Shodai to move forward and score the
uncontested win kime-dashi style. Midorifuji (3-6) let him win this one for sure
as Shodai one ups him at 4-5.
M1 Abi henka'd to the side of Komusubi Kotonowaka but wasn't going for a quick
pull, and so the two squared back up as Abi shoved his startled opponent back
near the straw, but just before the edge, Abi whiffed himself into a 90 angle to
his opponent allowing Kotonowaka the easy and gifted okuri-dashi win from there.
Both rikishi end the festivities at 4-5.
NHK
News 9 was all ga ga that the four Sekiwake not only entered the day at 6-2 but
they were all paired against each other.
Up first was Wakamotoharu vs. Hoshoryu and this was just nonsense as Hoshoryu
latched onto a quick left frontal grip that WMH couldn't shake, and so Hoshoryu
did what any normal rikishi would do, which is go for a wild kote-nage and
uchi-gake at the same time as if they were in the middle of a game of Twister.
Wakamotoharu had no idea what was going on but it didn't matter. Hoshoryu
somehow "slipped" out of his move and put both palms to the dirt as he lightly
hopped off the dohyo in a very controlled dismount. Yeah, right. Wakamotoharu
picks up the gift in moving to 7-2 while Hoshoryu falls to 6-3.
Kiribayama
and Daieisho traded tsuppari a second or two from the tachi-ai, and then
Kiribayama backed up almost to the edge, and as Daieisho gave hot pursuit,
Kiribayama moved left and sent Daieisho down with a tsuki-otoshi to the back of
Daieisho's right shoulder. The sumo here wasn't great either as Kiribayama wins
this Sekiwake duel in moving to 7-2 while Daieisho joins Hoshoryu at 6-3.
I
read in the funny paper yesterday where Takakeisho's MO is to get kachi-koshi
and then go kyujo. That sounds like a manly strategy. Today against M4
Nishikigi, somebody forgot to pay the Isegaumi camp off because Nishikigi
stopped Takakeisho's initial tsuppari charge cold before getting the right arm
inside while securing Takakeisho in close with the left. They never did show an
angle that confirmed Nishikigi's having a left outer grip, and I don't think he
had it, but if not, he was going Terunofuji style where you keep your gal snug
wrapped around the arm outside. Regardless of that, when Nishikigi went for his
force-out charge, Takakeisho had no answer and was beaten soundly. Takakeisho's
camp has to scrape together 2 million yen more to buy that kachi-koshi at 6-3
while Nishikigi improves to 3-6 with the easy win.
In
the day's final affair, Yokozuna Terunofuji played the part of a practice dummy
against M6 Meisei failing to even attempt to grab his foe while Meisei focused
on a right sideways belt grip and paw at the back of Fuji's head to try and
twist him around and down. That didn't do much and so as Meisei looked to square
back up, Terunofuji just kept his arms high and wide gifting Meisei (8-1)
moro-zashi and the uncontested force out was swift from there with Terunofuji
not once trying to knock his foe off balance or latch on around from the
outside, and that nonchalant pose by Fuji at the straw says it all.
It's not surprising that Terunofuji chose to lose this bout as it keeps the
yusho race interesting, but at the end of the Day 9 broadcast, they only flashed
the one-loss line as the leaderboard:
8-1: Terunofuji, Meisei, Asanoyama
Asanoyama is still not getting any run on the news shows, and so I don't think
they're going to allow him to yusho. Meisei won't yusho either, so it'll likely
be a three-horse race among the Yokozuna, Kiribayama, and Wakamotoharu although
the latter two face off tomorrow.
Day 7 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Due
to a women's gymnastics tournament NHK was covering that ran way late, the
general broadcast for Day 7 didn't start until well close to 5:30 PM when M1 Abi
and M1 Midorifuji were going through their pre-bout rituals. I only get the
general feed here in the states, and it's not worth my time on a Saturday
looking up the other bouts on the internet. Speaking of people posting the sumos
on YouTube, I received notice from Google just prior to the Haru basho that my
"channel" had received one strike against it because I was posting copyrighted
material from NHK.
I didn't even know I had a YouTube channel, but I would use YouTube as a place
to store videos so I could periodically embed them in my reports. So, yes, I
guess I did have a channel, but I certainly wasn't a YouTuber. Regardless of
that, I received notification after notification that I had videos posted on
YouTube that violated their policy, and in the detail of each notification, they
mentioned that NHK had requested that YouTube remove the videos and shut down my
channel...which YouTube did over the course of about a week.
I don't care about that in the least, and if I ever want to post a video again,
I will simply create a different gmail account, and they can track that one down
and shut it down eventually too, but I've been watching to see if other people
obviously pirating NHK copyrighted sumo content would be shut down as well. As
far as I can tell, the sumo pirating landscape on YouTube is alive and well, so
it appears that they were only coming for me as I was always posting videos that
showed blatant yaocho.
So the moral of the story is...post all the sumo videos you want and play along
as if it's all real, and you're fine. Post the exact same videos with titles and
descriptions that describe the yaocho, and you'll be shut down.
Getting back to the bouts I had access to on the day, the Abi - Midorifuji bout
was useless and scripted, and then the following bout was supposed to be
Sekiwake Hoshoryu vs. M2 Endoh, but due to Endoh's withdrawal, Hoshoryu picked
up the freebie in moving to 5-2. Hoshoryu is far away from the yusho race, but
after posting 10 wins in March, another good performance here in Natsu could
have him touted as an Ozeki candidate pending July's results.
The
first bout we'll cover was just so telling about the entire sumo landscape and
the way the media covers sumo. That bout featured Sekiwake Kiribayama vs.
Komusubi Shodai, and Kiribayama put his arms forward towards Shodai at the
tachi-ai before backing up two full steps to the edge. As I always say, since
Shodai didn't cause that retreat from Kiribayama, he was in no position to
capitalize, and so as he came forward, Kiribayama got the right arm inside
easily only to quickly move to his left and go for a pull down against Shodai's
shoulder that easily knocked Shodai to the dirt, but Kiribayama made sure to
step out before Shodai touched down.
This bout was completely orchestrated by Kiribayama, and it showed in the
commentary afterwards. I didn't catch who was in the booth today with Sanbe
Announcer, but as they showed the first replay, Sanbe asked his color dude,
"What was Kiribayama trying to do here?"
Color dude: "I think it was all mental for him today. His sumo was really light
today because he was just trying to do the bare minimum to win."
Sanbe Announcer: "Elaborate more on what you mean by the bare minimum." (they
used the word "kotesaki" which is a word that implies trying to get the
job done with the least amount of effort possible)
Color dude: "The way he didn't move forward at the tachi-ai, his lack of power,
and the way he didn't go for the belt. His sumo is usually more harsh than this.
His tachi-ai was half-assed, and he didn't show any desire to demand the belt.
It was kind of like he just didn't want it today."
Sanbe Announcer: "I see"
And that back and forth was spot on. The only words missing were "intentional,"
"purposefully," and "yaocho."
The one word they didn't mention after the bout as they showed the replays was:
"Shodai." I mean, the dude did win. He did hand Kiribayama a tough second loss
supposedly, so why not talk about how Shodai did it or how we've seen a
resurgence in Shodai that last couple of days? The bout was an upset on paper,
so how can you fail to mention the winner's name and how he managed to do it?
The
reason Shodai's name wasn't mentioned is because he literally did nothing to win
the bout. In fact, as they focused on...let's see...what's the name of the dude
that won here again? Oh right, Shodai. As Shodai was standing there holding the
power water for the next guy, and he had this huge dirt stain on his gut and
left forearm.
A simple way to denote a rikishi losing in sumo is the headline: [rikishi
name] ni tsuchi!! Tsuchi is simply dirt in Japanese, and it denotes the big
dirt stain that Shodai had on his guy after this win. Whenever a sumo rikishi
gets dirt anywhere on his body besides the bottom of his feet, it implies he
lost, and so newspapers use the term all the time, especially when denoting a
big upset. "Terunofuji ni tsuchi!" for example is a headline that would
scream "Terunofuji loses!"
So here you have an obviously orchestrated bout. The analysis afterwards never
mentions the name of the guy who won. And then the guy who won had a mammoth
dirt stain on his gut not to mention his arms and legs, and the dude who lost
just lightly jumped down to the venue floor not even needing to shower
afterwards.
And this bout is sumo in a nutshell these days from the "action" in the ring to
the analysis afterwards to the irony of the guy who won being covered in dirt
while the guy who lost is clean as a whistle.
The result on paper here is that Kiribayama falls to 5-2 while Shodai limps
forward to 3-4.
The
tachi-ai between M3 Nishikifuji and Sekiwake Wakamotoharu was light with both
dudes standing upright, but Wakamotoharu was able to use his length and get the
left arm inside. Before he could grab anything or secure his gal in place,
Nishikifuji moved left faking a pull, and WMH gave him one final push beyond the
straw. Or so he thought. Nishikifuji was still a full step away from the bales,
and there was this awkward moment of recognition from the Sekiwake that the bout
was still in play. WMH rushed forward to finish off the job, but before he could
make significant contact, Nishikifuji just baled to the side and out creating a
strange finish. This one was obviously compromised as Wakamotoharu buys his way
to 6-1 while Nishikifuji falls to 1-6.
Sekiwake
Daieisho completely aligned his feet at the tachi-ai against Komusubi Kotonowaka
and added the C3P0 arms to boot giving Kotonowaka full reign to do what he wanna.
Unfortunately, Kotonowaka created no momentum from the tachi-ai, so while he was
able to nudge a compromised Daieisho back a step or two, Daieisho dug in at the
edge and remembered that he was a tsuppari guy after all, and so he used a nice
thrust attack to shove Kotonowaka back across the entire dohyo and out with
little argument. I'm not even going to speculate as to what Daieisho was doing
with that tachi-ai and the positioning of his arms early on, but he did come
back nicely and pick up the legit oshi-dashi win. He moves to 6-1 with the win
while Kotonowaka falls below water at 3-4.
M4 Ura's tachi-ai today against Takakeisho was to align his feet, jump to the
left, and squat at the edge waiting for Takakeisho to come and push him across.
And Takakeisho did. What a waste of time and space this bout was as Takakeisho
is gifted 5-2 while Ura defers to the banzuke in falling to 3-4.
The
day's final bout featured Yokozuna Terunofuji taking on M5 Kinbohzan, and the
two clashed in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where Fuji just plowed forward and
dumped Kinbohzan over and down with a left outer belt throw. Kinbohzan didn't
even contest in this one as Terunofuji moves to 7-0 while Kinbohzan falls down a
notch to 3-4. I couldn't help but notice the huge dirt stain on Kinbohzan's gut
as he walked down the hana-michi, and that's how it's supposed to be in sumo.
The guy who gets his ass kicked is the loser.
At the end of the broadcast, they had four minutes left, and so they showed
replays of the M14 Asanoyama - M15 Ichiyamamoto contest and then the M6 Meisei -
M8 Sadanoumi bout.
Ichiyamamoto
(2-5) simply outstretched his arms at the tachi-ai and backed straight out of
the dohyo with Asanoyama in tow gifting Asanoyama a 7-0 record. You can
see in the pic at right that Ichiyamamoto's only concern is finding a soft
landing on the floor below. And he did!
The Meisei bout was also fixed as Sadanoumi backed up from the tachi-ai as both
rikishi were only looking pull although Sadanoumi never followed through on a
slap down attempt, and about four seconds in, Meisei (7-0) didn't exactly
connect on a pull, but Sadanoumi (3-4) flopped down anyway. In the pic
below it looks as if Meisei is scoring a hataki-komi against a cadaver.
Curiously, with all that time left in the broadcast they never flashed a
leaderboard, and I have to wonder if it's because people will complain if they
see Asanoyama on top at 7-0.
We'll see what they do tomorrow and report accordingly.
Day 6 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
big news heading into Day 6 was of course the retirement announcement from
former Ozeki Tochinoshin. The Georgia native was known for his strong yotsu
skills, and he will most be remembered for achieving the Ozeki rank after
suffering a knee injury that caused him to fall all the way to the Makushita
division. That's quite a feat but it's hard to get too geeked up about it
because Terunofuji reached Ozeki, fell off the banzuke altogether, and then made
it all the way to Yokozuna. Still, Tochinoshin was always a formidable opponent
for anyone, and he understood his place within the sport.
Tochinoshin took one career yusho in the process, but a dislocated shoulder
suffered earlier this year led to his decision to hang it up. Tochinoshin never
did obtain Japanese citizenship, so he's unable to remain in the Association as
an oyakata, but he did indicate in his press conference that he loves Japan and
would like to live here. Ya think? Georgia or Japan? Hmm...
M15 Ichiyamamoto attacked J3 Bushozan with a few tsuppari, and he had an opening
to the inside, but he was really looking to set up a pull, which is a major
weakness among so many rikishi these days. When IYM finally went for a pull at
the back of Bushozan's belt, he didn't position himself enough to the side of
his opponent, and Bushozan (5-1) used Ichiyamamoto's momentum against him to
score the come from behind oshi-dashi. I don't wish IYM any ill will, but I was
happy to see him lose here with that pull move so he can learn from the mistake.
M15 Tsurugisho came with a left hari-zashi from the tachi-ai that connected a
bit against M16 Ohho, but TS wasn't looking to secure the right arm inside. With
Ohho moving to his left from the start, Tsurugisho just went with the flow and
kept moving forward enabling Ohho the cheap slap down, and as soon as contact
was made, Tsurugisho stopped, dropped, and rolled just like they teach 'em in
keiko where they roll over leading with the shoulder. This one was fixed as both
dudes end the day at 3-3.
M16
Mitoryu got the right arm inside against M14 Asanoyama at the tachi-ai but kept
his left arm limp, and Asanoyama quickly used his own left outer to execute a
force-out move, and Mitoryu's response was to simply go back and across without
bothering to counter. Dude coulda forced nage-no-uchi-ai with a right scoop
throw attempt or even darted left going for a counter tsuki-otoshi, but he was
upright and completely at Asanoyama's bidding. It was over in about two seconds,
and it was clearly another thrown bout in Asanoyama's favor. At 6-0, the dude is
getting very little run in the press as I've mentioned, and I'm positive the
Association is getting calls from old-timers complaining about Asanoyama;
otherwise, the fans and the media would be going ga ga over this 6-0 start...as
fake as it is. As for Mitoryu, he knows his place in falling to 4-2.
M13 Chiyoshoma and M17 Kagayaki struck at the tachi-ai before bouncing off of
each other and as Kagayaki looked to advance, Chiyoshoma grabbed his right wrist
and yanked him forward a bit before offering a light tap at the back of
Kagayaki's right shoulder, and the M17 just plopped forward and down. I don't
know the politics here, but Kagayaki (1-5) owed Chiyoshoma (3-3) something.
Both M12 Aoiyama and M14 Myogiryu stood straight up at the tachi-ai in
nonchalant fashion, and when this happens, the fix is usually in. Aoiyama
offered some light tsuppari, but he wasn't driving into the thrusts, and with
Myogiryu cautiously retreating, Aoiyama grabbed him in the clinch getting the
right arm inside and keeping the left arm as far away from an uwate as possible.
With Myogiryu in a pickle, Aoiyama reached for a left outer and fondled the hell
out of Myogiryu's belt, but darn the luck...he just couldn't grab it. Or
wouldn't is the better expression.
It was obvious who was going to win at this point,
but Aoiyama had Myogiryu so smothered, the latter couldn't muster an attack.
After a brief stalemate where Aoiyama made it clear he could have grabbed the
uwate the entire way, he went for a kote-nage with both arms and had Myogiryu
dead to rights, but he stopped the throw just short of the straw and allowed
Myogiryu to hook back up chest to chest. Myogiryu was gassed and thoroughly
overpowered, but as he finally attempted a force-out charge, Aoiyama just
stepped back and across gifting Myogiryu a 4-2 mark. There was light applause
here, and I think everyone knew what was going on as Aoiyama falls to 2-4.
M11 Hokuseiho's tachi-ai was terrible as the kid stood straight up against M12
Kotoeko, but Eko didn't make him pay firing useless tsuppari way too high in an
effort to leave his insides exposed. Hokuseiho couldn't clue in, however, and so
Kotoeko assumed moro-zashi and attempted a right scoop throw that he of course
stopped short on, and it was just an excuse to move close to the edge and put
his back against the wall. Because Hokuseiho hadn't set any of this up, he
didn't have sufficient momentum, and so Kotoeko (2-4) faked one more scoop throw
and then just backed across the straw with Hokuseiho (5-1) in tow. I'm trying to
figure out whose sumo is worse: Asanoyama or Hokuseiho.
M9 Onosho charged hard into M10 Takarafuji who stood upright from the tachi-ai
stiff as a board, and so Onosho easily drove him back near the edge. When
Takarafuji finally came out of his coma and showed a bit of resistance, Onosho
got the deep inside position, but before he could score a yori-kiri win,
Takarafuji turned his body and just dove out of his own volition drawing the
okuri-taoshi kimari-te. Both dudes end the day at 3-3.
M11 Daishoho came forward with a right kachi-age and just held that position up
high enabling M9 Hiradoumi to get the right arm inside and a left outer grip,
but Hiradoumi was too small to really bully Daishoho around, and so Daishoho
went for a nice left kote-nage that had Hiradoumi on the brink, but he
graciously stopped short on the throw. With Daishoho bringing the action back to
the center of the ring, Hiradoumi still had the right inside but little else,
and so Daishoho bullied his pint-sized foe over with another huge kote-nage but
of course let up at the very end, and from there, Hiradoumi burrowed inside and
forced a very willing Daishoho back and across. The yaocho today is so obvious
it's silly as Hiradoumi buys his way to 4-2 while Daishoho focuses on cash at
1-5.
M8 Takanosho henka'd to his left against M10 Ryuden but really didn't do any
damage, but it was clear early that Ryuden wasn't going to make him pay, and so
without pause, Takanosho attempted a very weak force-out charge leading with a
shaky right inside, but Ryuden (3-3) despite maintaining a left outer grip just
stayed upright and backed himself across the straw in stride. I'm hoping the
last few bouts save the day again because the middle part of the day is just
unwatchable as Takanosho limps to 2-4.
M8
Sadanoumi kept his arms low and then brought them wide against M6 Mitakeumi, and
so it was easy pickings for Mitakeumi who simply pushed his practice dummy back
and across. I mean, Sadanoumi didn't attempt anything...even protective
measures, and so he flew off the dohyo in the end as Mitakeumi buys his way to
4-2 while Sadanoumi falls to 3-3. After the bout, Futen'oh who was in the
mukou-joumen chair said, "Mitakeumi is known for his powerful tachi-ai." He is?
Exhibit A is which bout from his past? It's a good example of how these guys are
just spouting gibberish as the sheeple nod along.
At the midway point, they broke away for a G7 Summit news update, and I should
note that Joe Biden tripped going down the stairs that lead to Itsukushima Jinja
(that floating shrine on Miyajima island...one of my favorite places in Japan),
and so that brings his record now to 1-1. We'll see if he can muster a
kachi-koshi when it's time to re-board Air Force I for the return flight home.
Moving right along, M5 Kinbohzan was rather upright at the tachi-ai against M7
Tamawashi, and Tamawashi came forward naturally, but his thrusts were soft and
high, and so Kinbohzan was able to slip a right hand underneath Tamawashi's left
arm and sorta go for a push, but it was mostly Tamawashi (1-5) just running
himself right outta the dohyo and giving Kinbohzan (3-3) the cheap win.
M7 Hokutofuji caught M5 Kotoshoho with a nice paw to the neck from the tachi-ai
knocking KSH back a full step, and as Kotoshoho looked to duck back into the
bout, Hokutofuji shifted gears and pulled his opponent forward and down easy as
you please. Hokutofuji moves to 3-3 with the nice win while Kotoshoho falls to
1-5.
M4
Ura tried to duck under M6 Meisei at the tachi-ai but it was more of an awkward
squat, and so Meisei caught him hard with a shove to the top of the shoulder
that sent him wildly off balance and to the edge, and Ura tried to wriggle away
to his right, but Meisei never lost his momentum in forcing Ura over and down
for the rare, legit win. Meisei moves to 6-0 with the win while Ura falls to
3-3.
M2 Endoh hopped forward awkwardly at the tachi-ai aligning his feet and
completely taking away his own momentum against M1 Midorifuji, and while MFJ
didn't make him pay straightway, Endoh couldn't attack, and so Midorifuji took
charge threatening a pull, going for a few shoves, and then baiting Endoh into
another pull that sent him across. This wasn't great sumo, but Endoh lost it at
the tachi-ai in falling to 0-6 while Midorifuji picks up his first win at 1-5.
The Endoh camp announced that he will be kyujo starting from Day 7, and that's
no surprise. This feels a lot like Okinoumi, Chiyotairyu, and even
Tochinoshin before they retired from sumo.
Komusubi Kotonowaka reached for a left frontal grip at the tachi-ai, but fellow
Komusubi Shodai knocked him away and got the right arm inside for good measure.
With Plan A foiled from the start, Kotonowaka went for a series of pulls, and
Shodai stayed snug using Baby Waka's momentum against him shoving him out in
about five seconds. Very rare win for Shodai who moves to just 2-4 while
Kotonowaka is exposed a bit at 3-3.
M3
Tobizaru tried to keep Sekiwake Kiribayama away at the tachi-ai with a stiff
arm, but the Ozeki candidate easily fought that off and got the right arm inside
coupled with a right outer grip. From that point, Kiribayama dug in for a few
seconds and then retooled his grips to a left inner and right outer as Tobizaru
tried to escape, and Kiribayama used that momentum shift will to trip Tobizaru's
left leg with his own right, and enabled Kiribayama to score the easy force-out
win from there. Kiribayama moves to 5-1 with the nice win, and he can go 5-4 the
rest of the way and still be promoted. It's his choice. Tobizaru falls to 2-4.
The
problem with Sekiwake Wakamotoharu's buying all those early wins is that he gets
paired with an unpredictable buzz saw like M1 Abi who has nothing to lose, and
it shows just how unprepared Wakamotoharu really is. Abi greeted WMH with a face
slap with the left, and that was enough to throw Wakamotoharu off balance to
where Abi continued moving left slapping Wakamotoharu down by the back of the
shoulder in one second. Abi moves to 3-3 with the good win while Wakamotoharu
needs to solve a few things at 5-1.
Our
final two Sekiwake met up in Daieisho vs. Hoshoryu, and Hoshoryu's MO from the
start was to keep his hands high and wide, and Daieisho's sumo is good enough to
take advantage of that, and it showed as he pummeled Hoshoryu this way and that
with Hoshoryu just playing along and exiting the dohyo without argument.
Akinoshima who provided color today described Hoshoryu's sumo as "amai"
(the nuance there is he left himself open) and "bouzen," which is like
being asleep at the wheel or dazed. And he was right too; he just stopped short
of saying that Hoshoryu's act was intentional as he threw the bout in Daieisho's
favor. The Japanese rikishi moves to 5-1 while Hoshoryu bows to 4-2.
M3 Nishikifuji and Takakeisho were out of sync at the tachi-ai, and even though
Nishikifuji went a split second early, you could see that he wasn't looking to
do any damage to his opponent, and he basically just floated into Takakeisho and
allowed the latter to execute a tsuppari attack. Nishikifuji kept his arms wide
and dipped his shoulders and shaded back the entire way, and this was a very
methodical bout thrown in favor of Takakeisho. And there was Akinoshima
correctly pointing out that "Nishikifuji's tachi-ai wasn't as sharp as it could
have been." Takakeisho is gifted 4-2 while Nishikifuji falls to 1-5.
In the
day's finale, Yokozuna Terunofuji and M4 Nishikigi hooked up in migi-yotsu, and
the Yokozuna briefly thought about a pull before wrapping his left arm around
the outside of Nishikigi's right. From here, the two grappled quite well, and it
was enjoyable to see, but Fuji was just to big and terrible, and after nudging
Nishikigi back a bit, he went for left kote-nage that sent NG down for good.
Terunofuji is getting very little run at 6-0, and it's understandable as he's
not gonna put fannies in the seats. He should prevail in the end, however, but
let's see what he decides. As for Nishikigi, he falls to a quite 1-5.
Heading into the weekend, Terunofuji, Meisei, and Asanoyama are all undefeated,
but the direct focus has not been on these guys from the start, and I expect
that to continue into the weekend. Sumo really needs another Japanese Ozeki or
two, and so the focus should remain on the dudes in the sanyaku.
Exhibit A is the lead into the sports segment on NHK News 9:
They only showed the bouts featuring those four guys and nothing from the three
undefeated rikishi. It's just an interesting side story to the basho that I've
noticed.
We'll see how things shake up heading into the
weekend, and it will be interesting to see if they ever show an Asanoyama
highlight on the news.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Five
days in and you can see things shaping up to where the three Mongolians at the
top are going to anchor things, and then the hope is that some of the younger
Japanese rikishi like Wakamotoharu and Kotonowaka can keep pace. Meisei was
another Japanese rikishi unblemished coming into the day, but he's not someone
they can sell as a key piece of the future, and so he'll be a non-story.
Asanoyama was also undefeated coming in, but he is still being ignored in the
mainstream media meaning the shows like news programs where a general audience
is tuning in and not people who only want sumo news.
The whole Asanoyama thing is quite a phenomenon because statistics (in this case
number of views) shows that he is the most popular rikishi out there right now,
but because of his recent past, the mainstream media has to focus on more proper
rikishi.
As for NHK News 9 sports, the lead today was the retirement of ping pong player,
Kasumi Ishikawa, and for a one time event like that, I get why that was the
lead, but they dutifully went to sumo next before the baseball highlights. They
only showed the bouts from Terunofuji and Kiribayama today, which I thought was
interesting although their opponents were two dudes they love to hype in Ura and
Kotonowaka.
We'll get to those bouts in time, but they had Chiyotaikai on to comment
afterwards and of Kiribayama's Ozeki run, he said, "He's definitely on pace
numbers wise," and then he let that hang a bit not wanting to come out directly
and say, "but his sumo has been awful." It was such a Japanese moment, but
Chiyotaikai also knows that Kiribayama could really turn it on if he wanted to
and defeat all of his opponents decisively at the belt. What Kiribayama is doing
here is mimicking the sumo of recent Japanese Ozeki (think Shodai or Mitakeumi)
in an effort to make it all appear as if it was normal for an Ozeki to struggle
with very loose, haphazard sumo.
Let's review all of the bouts again today because I know at some point it's
going to feel too tedious to do so in the coming days.
Day 5
began with M16 Mitoryu taking on M17 Kagayaki, and Mitoryu was totally upright
and limp from the tachi-ai meaning he was there for the taking if Kagayaki had
wanted it, but he didn't unfortunately meaning the bout was fixed, and so they
traded weak shoves before Mitoryu skirted right going for a meager shoulder
slap, and Kagayaki totally sold it as he flew out of the ring. Think of the
force it would take to get a big sumo like Kagayaki into that position at right
with his foot pointing upwards, and such force absolutely didn't come from
Mitoryu (sigh). Mitoryu buys one here in moving to 4-1 while Kagayaki is the
inverse at 1-4.
At this point of the broadcast, they broke away for a live news clip of Joe
Biden plane arriving in Hiroshima for the G7 summit. I think the biggest drama
of the entire day was whether or not Biden could make it down the stairs of Air
Force I in one piece, but sure enough, he did! So far it's Biden sitting
at 1-0, but at some point he's gotta go back up those stairs.
We missed replays of the first bout and the M2 Tohakuryu - M15 Tsurugisho
matchup altogether due to the breaking news, but when they did go back and
replay Tsurugisho's match, it turns out we didn't miss anything. The J2 came
with light tsuppari as Tsurugisho hurriedly waxed them on and off, and then
about two seconds in Tohakuryu started a forward dive before Tsurugisho even
went for the pull. Tsurugisho moved to 3-2 in the obviously fixed bout while
Tohakuryu (2-3) showed impressive speed in hitting the deck so quick.
M15 Ichiyamamoto showed some decent tsuppari against M16 Ohho from the tachi-ai
moving the fruit of Taiho's loins back a step, but then it was Ohho's turn to
show some tsuppari of his own nudging IYM back from where he came, and after
both rikishi had shown their wares, they immediately went into pull mode, and it
was Ichiyamamoto flopping forward and down after a very light pull from Ohho
leaving both dudes at 2-3.
I've seen better starts to a day of sumo for sure, so let's see what M14
Myogiryu and M12 Kotoeko have up their mawashi...figuratively speaking. Myogiryu
was able to get his left hand up and under Kotoeko's right pit area, but the two
dudes didn't want to go chest to chest, and so they both stood there for a few
seconds before Myogiryu (3-2) moved left and pulled at the back of Kotoeko's
head with the right, and Eko (2-3) went down without a peep.
M12
Aoiyama delivered weak tsuppari from the tachi-ai against M14 Asanoyama, but at
least he was doing something. Asanoyama was doing nothing with his hands...not
even trying to fight off the Happy Bulgar's thrusts, but no matter as Aoiyama
just backed up and a bit to his right exiting the dohyo with no force whatsoever
coming from Asanoyama. Just watch the slow motion replays and try to detect
anything coming from Asanoyama that would cause a dude Aoiyama's size (6'3" -
414 lbs) to move a few meters in a few seconds against his will. It's all a
farce as Aoiyama agrees to fall to 2-3 while Asanoyama's prolly sending the
kensho Aoiyama's way in "improving" to 5-0.
M13 Chiyoshoma used a few stiff arms to try and force M11 Daishoho upright, but
the latter is a huge mass to move around, and so Shoma was taking his time
looking for an opening. He got it three seconds in by getting the right inside
belt grip, and he lifted Daishoho upright enough to where Chiyoshoma could
gaburu him about three times back and across the straw. This was the first real
bout on the day as Chiyoshoma moves to 2-3 while Daishoho falls to 1-4.
M11 Hokuseiho stood straight up at the tachi-ai and was completely exposed
against M9 Hiradoumi, and Hiradoumi kept his right arm up high at first, but
Hokuseiho was so exposed there was no way that Hiradoumi couldn't grab two
frontal grips. He got 'em easy as you please but then let them go after about
two seconds drifting over to the edge where he waited for Hokuseiho to finally
push him out. Wow, what terrible technique from Hokuseiho. Whose this guy's
coach anyway? Does his stable master know the first thing about sumo?? Hokuseiho
buys his way to 4-1 while Hiradoumi falls to 3-2.
M10 Takarafuji left himself wide open at the tachi-ai drawing dual shoves from
M8 Takanosho into his foe's chest, but then Takanosho quickly pulled back
despite a wide open opponent, and it was evident that neither dude was into this
bout. They never did go chest to chest but they weren't thrusting either, and so
after about eight seconds of inaction, Takarafuji had a light kote grip
that he used to..uh..force Takanosho over to the edge where he knocked him
across with no resistance. Takarafuji moves to 3-2 while Takanosho falls to 1-4.
At this point of the broadcast, they announced that all remaining tickets for
the basho were sold out. There's always the thousand or so tojitsu-ken they
reserve for the morning of each day, so the empty red seats in the second level
we're seeing are probably unsold tojitsu-ken, and there are also noticeable gaps
in the masu-seki, which are likely no-shows, but the overall positive interest
in this basho has to be coming from Asanoyama's return to the division. It's a
good example of how yaocho is so pertinent to sumo's survival, and that's why
they can never get rid of it.
M10 Ryuden lowered his head charging hard into M8 Sadanoumi who wanted no part
of a chest to chest bout (understandably), and so Umi moved back and to his
right, but Ryuden was onto him like white on rice and easily had the Sadamight
pushed back and across in a few seconds. Ryuden caught Sadanoumi in the jaw with
his forehead from the tachi-ai, and I think Sadanoumi was still seeing stars
from that initial charge as he climbed back onto the dohyo. Both rikishi finish
the day at 3-2.
M7 Tamawashi kept his hands high and wide at the tachi-ai against M9 Onosho
gifting him the path to moro-zashi. Onosho took a few seconds to secure the
position to where he was comfortable using it, but once he attempted the
force-out charge, Tamawashi just went straight back and out. I mean, you have
the best guy on the banzuke and a great thruster in Tamawashi, and he doesn't
bother to throw a single thrust against a non-yotsu guy like Onosho? And then
the lack of a counter tsuki-otoshi at the edge was another telling sign. Another
fixed bout in the books as Onosho limps to 2-3 while Tamawashi gets richer in
falling to 1-4.
Okay, I stand corrected. After watching the M6 Mitakeumi - M5 Kotoshoho bout, I
can firmly declare that there is no diving or flopping in sumo.
From the tachi-ai, Kotoshoho just stood there letting Mitakeumi do what he wanna,
and Mitakeumi was proactive at first using some nice thrusts to keep KSH
upright, but then Mitakeumi needlessly went for a pull that was so weak
Kotoshoho could have easily used MTU's momentum against him to push him into a
lap dance of Musoyama sitting ringside, but Kotoshoho refrained and let
Mitakeumi back into the bout, but the youngster anticipated a pull move that
never came and just buckled his left knee low and back before diving and
flopping forward to the dirt all without no contact coming from Mitakeumi.
Unbelievably fake as Mitakeumi is gifted 3-2 while Kotoshoho needs acting
lessons at 1-4.
M5 Kinbohzan stood straight up at the tachi-ai keeping his hands out of harm's
way as Hokutofuji put a right paw into Kinbohzan's neck and his left hand up and
under his foe's right armpit, and with Kinbohzan still just standing there,
Hokutofuji yanked him to the side and sent him out okuri-dashi style as
Kinbohzan just went with the flow leaving both dudes at 2-3.
11 bouts in and only two have been real (Ryuden's win and Chiyoshoma's win).
I think there have been ebbs and flows regarding the percentage of fixed bouts
on the day, but Itai said it was somewhere around 80% on any given day. We've
certainly hit that mark here on Day 5 to this point. It's been noticeably awful.
And
the fakery would continue as M4 Nishikigi left himself wide open gifting M6
Meisei moro-zashi, but NG is just too big for a small dude like Meisei to force
him back (this is why the foreigners backpedal on their own). At least
Nishikifuji was making Meisei work for it, and at one point as Meisei was
exerting full pressure and going nowhere, Nishikigi actually maki-kae'd with the
left arm getting the inside position while maintaining the right outer grip, and
Meisei was had at this point. Except Nishikigi wasn't trying to win, and so he
stopped his force out charge and waited for Meisei to attack with something, and
said attack was a left inside belt throw, which should have drawn a right outer
throw from Nishikigi in a classic nage-no-uchi-ai, but instead of setting up for
the counter throw, NG just locked his knees and went limp falling prey willingly
to Meisei's meager throw. Another clear yaocho here as Meisei has bought every
win in moving to 5-0 while Nishikigi falls to 1-4 a richer dude.
M3 Nishikifuji put two hands towards M2 Endoh's face as if to push, but then he
abandoned ship and moved back to his right going for a tepid pull, but that was
Endoh's cue to just kneel to the dirt and catch himself with palms down. I'm
just shaking my head at the mediocrity of this as Nishikifuji moves to 1-4 while
Endoh is really playing nice these days at 0-5. I mean, Endoh is nearing the end
of his career so why not hoard as much cash as possible?
M1 Midorifuji looked to have the path to moro-zashi from the tachi-ai against
Sekiwake Wakamotoharu, but he didn't want the chest to chest contest, so he
moved right going for a shaky pull that did little, and so as WMH squared back
up forcing the bout to hidari-yotsu, he used his superior length to easily grab
a right outer grip. Once he had that outside grip coupled with the left inside,
he easily forced Midorifuji back hurling him across the straw and down with some
oomph. Legit bout here as Wakamotoharu moves to 5-0 while Midorifuji falls to
0-5.
M1 Abi
henka'd Sekiwake Daieisho to his left taking away Daieisho's momentum and
sending him forward a few steps, but he recovered quickly, and as the two
squared back up, Daieisho's more seasoned tsuppari attack took charge as he
drove Abi back quickly. Near the edge, however, Abi had just enough room to
skirt left in desperation and attempt a quick pull, and that coupled with
Daieisho's thrusting into thin air sent the Sekiwake off balance and stumbling
out to his first loss at 4-1. Daieisho was pissed afterwards, but it was at
himself for committing on the final shoves without having Abi sufficiently off
balance. For Abi's part, the henka was lame, but this was a legit win and an
upset as Abi finishes the day 2-3.
Sekiwake Hoshoryu stuck Komusubi Shodai with two fierce tsuppari driving Shodai
back quickly and keeping him upright, and that enabled the Sekiwake to easily
get the left arm inside and as Shodai tried to escape to the other side of the
dohyo, Hoshoryu reeled him back in and grabbed the right outer grip. Before
Shodai could gather his wits, Hoshoryu went for a nice uwate-nage using his
right hip as a fulcrum to send the hapless Shodai (1-4) over and down. Hoshoryu
moves to 4-1 with the textbook display that included a great tachi-ai, a few
shoves, and then precise belt work.
Sekiwake
Kiribayama fished for the front of Komusubi Kotonowaka's belt from the tachi-ai,
but the larger Baby Waka blasted the Sekiwake back and smelled blood pushing
Kiribayama near the straw, but Kiribayama knew where he was the whole time and
easily evaded to his left, and as Kotonowaka looked to square back up,
Kiribayama continued moving left and dumped Kotonowaka over and down with a nice
left scoop throw largely using Kotonowaka's momentum against him. I really liked
Kotonowaka's tachi-ai here, but it's like a golfer who hits one good shot on a
par 4 hole but then follows it up with two bad irons to the green and a three
putt. Kiribayama moves to 4-1 with the win while Kotonowaka falls to 3-2.
After the bout, they showed the records of the four Sekiwake as follows:
I can easily see three of those four occupying the Ozeki ranks next year at this
time.
M3 Tobizaru came into his bout against Takakeisho riding a three bout win
streak, and Tobizaru is the better rikishi, so the question today was would he
go for four in a row? The answer was yes although the bout was not lopsided.
Takakeisho showed good effort out of the gate using a few busy tsuppari, but you
could see he really wanted the safe pull instead. That lack of confidence
allowed Tobizaru to dart to his right and go for a hurried pull that was good
enough to give the flying
monkey
the left inside position and right outer grip. From there, Tobizaru gathered his
wits and actually went for a right uwate-nage. You can see why this guy isn't a
belt dude because he was struggling as Takakeisho countered with a left scoop
throw creating one of the worst nage-no-uchi-ai you've ever seen, but it was
definitely legit. Tobizaru was just able to use his body to knock Takakeisho
over and down before Tobizaru flew out of the dohyo, and they actually ruled in
favor of Takakeisho, but it wasn't even close. They called a mono-ii and
overturned it meaning Takakeisho is now saddled with his second loss at 3-2
while Tobizaru moves to 2-3.
In the day's final affair, Yokozuna Terunofuji was all business catching M4 Ura
by the right arm (from the outside) and then the left a second later giving him
the perfect kime grip. Ura dug in well and it almost seemed as if he was
trying to become deadweight similar to a child who doesn't want to be held, but
Terunofuji took 8 seconds or so to gather his wits, and then he scored the easy
kime-dashi from there. This was a good bout to end the day, and Ura gave it his
best shot despite falling to 3-2. As for Terunofuji, he's the 800 pound gorilla
in the room at 5-0. Everyone seems to be focusing on the Sekiwake collectively,
but Terunofuji is in full control.
I felt as if the day was salvaged with six straight up bouts to end the day, and
it actually put a nice stamp on the Joubansen.
Day 4 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) I've
mentioned this before, but my daily routine during a basho is to watch the NHK
News 9 Sports segment first before anything else. I just like to get the spin
that's being put on the bouts and the basho, and then they'll always show the
top two or three main bouts from the day. I see all of the Makuuchi results on
the news segment, and there's no such thing a spoiler for me these days. A
spoiler is when you record the Manchester City - Real Madrid game and then avoid
all media until you can watch the match. With sumo it's all "what did they
decide to do today?"
Beyond that, what's been interesting this basho is that NHK has made it a point
to start off the sports segment all week with sumo, and that's by request from
the Association. The majority of people are tuning in to see baseball results,
and I think more people are actually following Rui Hachimura and the Lakers in
the NBA playoffs than they are this basho.
What's been interesting to note in these segments, however, is that they are not
showing Asanoyama's bouts from the day. Asanoyama has been the most popular
rikishi by far since he returned to sekitori status, and his bouts have been the
#1 streamed bouts every day...even when the dude was in Juryo, and I think he
was making the top three fighting from Makushita as well.
So, isn't it interesting that the news is not showing his bouts as part
of the highlights? The reason for that is twofold. First, Japan is not the most
forgiving place towards someone who has committed a crime. Now, Asanoyama didn't
break the law, but he did break the Covid protocol established by the Sumo
Association and then he blatantly lied about it to Association officials during
their investigation. And he did all of this as an Ozeki, and so they are not
showing his bouts on the news (at least until the yusho race starts to form)
because of his tainted past.
And second, the dude is ranked at M14, and it'd be a slap in the face to focus
on him over the one Ozeki and the Japanese youngsters in the sanyaku. So...those
two factors are keeping him out of the news, but the Sumo Association is riding
the Asanoyama wave as much as possible to try and sell tickets and maintain
interest in the sport. It's just an interesting dynamic that I've observed the
first few days.
With that, let's get to the Day 1 action where M16 Mitoryu and J2 Azumaryu
struck well coming away in the migi-yotsu pose with Azumaryu getting a left
outer before quickly letting it go. With Mitoryu not really fighting, however,
Azumaryu grabbed it again but didn't do anything with it in order to set up a
win. To the contrary, he stayed limp allowing Mitoryu to break off the grip and
easily get moro-zashi, and from there, Azumaryu (0-4) didn't bother to counter
giving Mitoryu (3-1) the cheap and easy win.
M17 Kagayaki and M15 Ichiyamamoto traded light tsuppari from the tachi-ai with
neither dude doing any damage, and with Kagayaki nonchalant, Ichiyamamoto was
able to force the bout to migi-yotsu where Kagayaki just backed up in kind
gifting IYM the uncontested force-out win. Ichiyamamoto moved to 2-2 while
Kagayaki falls to a harmless 1-3.
M16 Ohho kept his arms wide open at the tachi-ai as he stood straight up
allowing M14 Asanoyama to rush forward and get the right arm to the inside, but
before the bout could really go to the belt, Ohho just backed to the side and
out of the ring with Asanoyama in tow. Asanoyama at least looked the part today,
and you can't find any fault with his sumo, but Ohho was limp from the start,
and it was Ohho that dictated the flow of the bout to the side and out, not
Asanoyama applying any force. The bout was fixed coming in giving Asanoyama a
4-0 start while Ohho falls to 1-3.
At this point, they showed the top three bouts streamed from yesterday, and of
course the Asanoyama bout was #1, but I was a bit surprised by the next two:
#2 Shodai - Wakamotoharu
#3 Tobizaru - Hoshoryu
It just goes to show how much the elite ranks (Yokozuna and Ozeki) have been
downplayed because none of the Japanese rikishi can shine at the top and
Terunofuji has to lower the bar to compensate.
M14 Myogiryu's tachi-ai was weak against M15 Tsurugisho and saw the M14 keep his
feet aligned and stand up straight. Good thing too for TS because Myogiryu could
have easily demanded moro-zashi if he had wanted it. He didn't though and played
along with the migi-yotsu contest. With Tsurugisho doing nothing, Myogiryu went
for a mild pull in order to set himself up near the edge, but TS was too slow to
react, and so next Myogiryu grabbed a firm left outer and could have easily
forced the turtle back and across, but he relented and then just let go of that
left uwate. It was clear at this point that Myogiryu was not trying to win, but
Tsurugisho was doing nothing or his part, and so in the end Myogiryu went for a
maki-kae whose purpose was to allow him to just back up and across the straw
with his opponent in tow. Both dudes ended the day at 2-2.
M13 Chiyoshoma grabbed two early grips at the front of M12 Aoiyama's belt, but
the Happy Bulgar was able to fight him off with some defensive tsuppari and
force the bout back to the center of the ring. Chiyoshoma wasn't going to be
able to beat Aoiyama with a thrust attack, so he secured the right outer grip
sending the bout to hidari-yotsu, and as the two paused in the center of the
ring with Aoiyama gassed, Chiyoshoma executed a nifty uwate-hineri move twisting
Aoiyama down to his knees. This was a pretty entertaining fight as Chiyoshoma
picks up his first win at 1-3 while Aoiyama falls to 2-2.
M12 Kotoeko henka'd lamely to his left against M11 Daishoho, but the latter
wasn't coming out of the gate hot, and so they kinda slapped at each other as
they circled a bit in the ring. Kotoeko finally got the right arm inside, but he
seemed smothered by Daishoho's sheer girth, and he was having a tough time
moving the big lug around, but when Eko switched gears and went for an inside
belt throw, Daishoho didn't counter and just plopped to the ground. This one was
paid for as Kotoeko moves to 2-2 while Daishoho falls to 1-3.
M11
Hokuseiho went for a quick slap against M11 Ryuden from the tachi-ai, but it had
no effect allowing Ryuden to burrow into the right inside position and stifling
left outer grip. Ryuden is the best yotsu-zumo guy on the banzuke for Japan, but
he stayed limp allowing Hokuseiho to go for an ill-advised outer belt throw with
the right. The throw did little other than to give Ryuden moro-zashi, but once
again, despite having the highly advantageous position (not to mention
experience), Ryuden failed to take advantage or even try and attack, so it was a
simple wait and see game from there. And it took a long time to wait because
Hokuseiho was literally standing in the ring doing nothing but holding onto his
outer grip as seen at right. He couldn't attack and so Ryuden spent upwards of
30 seconds pretending to be trying to force the youngster across with the
deepest of moro-zashi positions you'd care to maintain, but darn the luck...he
just couldn't get him across. As if. In the end after Ryuden positioned himself
to be thrown at the edge, Hokuseiho attempted an outer belt throw that took
about three seconds to form, and when it did, Ryuden just dutifully fell over
and down. Ha ha, what a laugher this was. If a bout ever warranted a
nage-no-uchi-ai it was this one, but Ryuden (2-2) conveniently went limp at the
edge giving Hokuseiho the ill-gotten win and 3-1 record.
M10 Takarafuji stood up like a big fat target from the tachi-ai keeping his
hands wide allowing M9 Hiradoumi to push him back and across easy as you please.
I mean, don't you have to at least try and counter?? In a sane world yes. In a
fixed world, this was just the easiest path to the easy money. Hiradoumi moves
to 3-1 with the cheap win while Takarafuji pads his retirement fund at 2-2.
M9 Onosho came forward nicely against M8 Sadanoumi from the tachi-ai, but he was
pushing way too high for his own good, and so Sadanoumi retreated a step,
grabbed a right outer, and showed Onosho the uwate-nage door using his own
momentum against him. The Sadamight took a page outta Kyokutenho's book here in
improving to 3-1 while Onosho falls to 1-3.
M7
Tamawashi kept his arms out wide at the tachi-ai against M8 Takanosho, and so
Takanosho easily pressed the action, but he wasn't the cause of Tamawashi's
retreat, and so the Mongolian easily moved right and had his right hand at the
back of Takanosho's left shoulder with the latter leaning over the straw. I
mean, there's no coming back from that if Tamawashi was trying, but he wasn't
and so he let Takanosho tsuppari his way back into the bout where Takanosho went
for this weird kata-sukashi with the right hand, but he lost his balance in the
process (because he didn't set it up with controlled sumo), and as the two fell
to the dohyo in tandem, Tamawashi quickly put his right arm to the dirt, but
Takanosho hit down at the same time so they ruled it a do-over.
Before we even get to the do-over, can anybody watch a bout like this previous
one and not be suspicious? Of anything? I'm reminded back when I was working in
Japan in my mid-20's and I could never figure out why the guys in the office
aged 24 - 54 ish didn't care about sumo. They loved baseball and soccer and
tennis, and some would watch the NFL and NBA, and so I'd always ask them, "What
about sumo? Don't you watch it?" And they'd always give me this look which I
know now was their thinking, "Should we tell him?" They never did, but that
demographic can easily see flopping and fake sumo when it occurs, and the first
bout between these yayhoos was Exhibit A.
In the do-over, Takanosho was tripping over his feet literally as he tried to
mount a tsuppari attack, but Tamawashi was just along for the ride and went down
as soon as Takanosho attempted this little love tap at the back of Tamawashi's
right shoulder. Both rikishi end the day at 1-3 and Terao actually said of this
bout, "It's the kind of sumo that people are going to remember." Huh? The
analysis is full of these little platitudes because there's not actual sumo to
describe in the ring.
M7
Hokutofuji kept his arms high and wide at the tachi-ai allowing M6 Meisei to
charge forward, but Meisei had no momentum, and so when Hokutofuji showed the
least bit of resistance, Meisei went for a light shoulder slap, and Hokutofuji
complied by darting to the other side of the ring. With Meisei looking to keep
pace, Hokutofuji actually got a right arm deep inside and was in the perfect
position to move a half step right and scoop throw Meisei across using his own
momentum against him, but Hokutofuji just stayed square and let Meisei force him
across that last step.
You listen to the analysis afterwards and they're saying things like, "Meisei
showed his power start to finish, and then at the edge, he stayed calm and
handled his business." There's zero analysis like what happened at the tachi-ai
or what specific moves Meisei made to set up his foe or how Hokutofuji countered
because it just didn't exist. This is compromised sumo at it's best as Meisei
looks awful in moving to 4-0 while Hokutofuji falls to 1-3.
M5 Kinbohzan reached for a frontal grip against M6 Mitakeumi's belt from the
tachi-ai but didn't quite get it, but he used his size to power Mitakeumi back
with some thrusts and kachi-age, and as Mitakeumi looked to make a stand near
the edge, Kinbohzan shifted gears going for a pull that really set up his
grabbing the left outer grip, and from there he just swung Mitakeumi over and
out before Mitakeumi could get a counter right scoop throw together. Kinbohzan
dominated start to finish as both dudes end the day at 2-2.
Just to beat a dead horse, the analysis after this bout actually broke the bout
down because there were legit moves to describe. It wasn't, "Oh, Kinbohzan is
young and limber, and he's patient, and he made good decisions at the edge."
Moving right along, M5 Kotoshoho gave a really good tsuppari effort from the
tachi-ai against M4 Nishikigi, but he just didn't have the power to force
Nishikigi off of his perch, and so after a few seconds, the Big Fella got his
right arm inside and then shifted back to his left slapping Kotoshoho down
perfectly by the back of the right shoulder. Nishikigi's tough to beat when he's
not selling bouts, and he fought this one straight up in moving to 1-3. As for
Kotoshoho, he gave it a good effort, and I enjoyed his sumo even though he came
up short at the same 1-3 mark.
M1 Midorifuji connected on a quick face slap against M4 Ura, but he didn't
follow it up with an attempt to get inside, and so with his arms hanging in no
man's land, Ura latched onto Midorifuji's outstretched left arm and used it to
wrangle Midorifuji over to the edge and across with little argument. Hey, I'll
call a legit win for Ura when it happens, and this one was totally legit here as
Ura moves to 3-1 while Midorifuji falls to 0-4. It's strange how my attitude
changes when the sumo is straight up. I'm like go Ura go!
Sekiwake Daieisho pulverized Komusubi Shodai back from the tachi-ai with a nice,
consistent tsuppari attack, and Shodai did well to resist near the edge and move
to his right, but Daieisho squared back up nicely and pushed Shodai across to
the other side of the ring. Instead of trying to push him out, he shifted gears
last second and pulled Shodai (1-3) forward and down hataki-komi style, but this
was good sumo from Daieisho start to finish as he moves to 4-0.
M1
Abi put his arms forward as if the to thrust into Sekiwake Hoshoryu, but it was
as if he hit a brick wall. The problem was that Abi had no legs behind the
thrust attempts, and so the Sekiwake easily stood his ground before swiping
Abi's extended arms to the side grabbing a quick outer grip with the right, and
before Abi could square back up, Hoshoryu had him rushed back and across in a
split second. Pretty straight forward stuff here as Hoshoryu moves to 3-1 while
Abi falls to 1-3 with that only win being that joke of a bout against
Kiribayama.
Speaking of Sekiwake Kiribayama, he continued his half-assed sloppy sumo, and
today he henka'd to his left against M3 Nishikifuji without a purpose, but the
move still befuddled NFJ to the point where he had no idea where Kiribayama was
on the dohyo. As a result, Kiribayama rushed forward and latched both arms
around Nishikifuji's left, and NFJ was easy pickings at this point except that
Kiribayama purposeuflly whiffed on a kote-nage and then moved forward into thin
air wrapping his right arm up and over the top of Nishikifuji from a 90 degree
angle, but because Nishikifuji hadn't set that all up, he couldn't force
Kiribayama across even though the Ozeki hopeful was begging him to do so. The
end result was both dudes stepping out wildly and touching down at the same
time.
They
called a do-over, and in round 2, Kiribayama tried the same meaningless henka to
his left, and Nishikifuji didn't have the wherewithal to make him pay, so there
was wild movement and slapping until the bout looked to go to hidari-yotsu, but
instead of settling in, Nishikifuji (0-4) went for a wild pull and tripped over
his own feet falling to the dohyo without anything coming from Kiribayama. This
sumo is just ridiculous, and it's amazing how Kiribayama keeps trying to lose
his bouts by putting himself in these vulnerable positions, but his opponents
are too hapless to take advantage.
The end result was Kiribayama's moving to 3-1, and I'm sure he's thinking "What
do I have to do to lose a bout?" What he has to do is what he did against Abi,
which is just plop to the dirt of your own volition. His opponents can't beat
him even when he gives them huge windows of opportunity. Sheesh.
Every
time I see Komusubi Kotonowaka up close, I think to myself, "Where can I get a
set of double-tiered breasts like that?" Baby Waka's opponent today was Sekiwake
Wakamotoharu, and the two treated us to a straight up fight. Kotonowaka caught
Wakamotoharu with a left paw to the throat and a right ottsuke into WMH's side,
but he didn't have the power or skills to just drive his foe straight back, and
so Wakamotoharu was able to fend that off and force the bout to hidari-yotsu.
Just like Kotonowaka couldn't finish off his foe from the tachi-ai, Wakamotoharu
didn't have the power or skills to force Kotonowaka back and across in one fell
swoop, so the two engaged in a brief nage-no-uchi-ai with WMH pressing on a
right outer belt throw with one fold of the belt against a left scoop throw from
Kotonowaka. The grips were two loose from both dudes to send anyone over and
down, but Wakamotoharu had just enough momentum to where he was able to push
Kotonowaka across before the latter could counter with a nice tsuki-otoshi
attempt. This one was close, but Wakamotoharu proved to be the better rikishi.
This was an entertaining bout, but the actual sumo left a lot to be desired in
terms of stability. The two still deserved the hearty applause they received
afterwards, and it was Wakamotoharu one upping his fellow sanyaku partner in
moving to 4-0 while Kotonowaka falls to 3-1. The basics here weren't great as I
mentioned, but if all bouts were fought straight up like this, I think sumo
could win back more fans.
Just
as I get excited about the previous bout, Takakeisho stepped into the ring
against M2 Endoh, and Takakeisho moved a bit to his left in a move that really
wasn't a henka, but Endoh just went with it and put both palms to the dirt as he
crab walked himself over to the edge and down. What nonsense this was, and it's
so obvious that Endoh (0-4) took a dive here in gifting Takakeisho a 3-1 mark.
It's no wonder they didn't show this bout on NHK News 9. You have two or three
to choose from, so why waste that time showing garbage like this?
In the
day's final bout, M3 Tobizaru completely aligned his feet at the tachi-ai
standing straight up, but Yokozuna Terunofuji was moving forward cautiously
suspecting shenanigans, and so the tachi-ai was bland as well as the sumo.
Tobizaru didn't want to get in close understandably, and Terunofuji was intent
on waiting for his foe to come forward so he could wrap around both arms, and he
eventually got his desired position and sent Tobizaru back and across kime-dashi
style. Terunofuji moves to 4-0 with the cautious win while Tobizaru falls to
1-3.
Overall, it was a poor day of sumo in terms of content, but the basho hasn't had
a disastrous start, so I expect an exciting finish in week 2 even without good
sumo.
Day 3 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
optics at the end of Day 2 were not promising. Of course the focus is always on
the top of the banzuke, especially early on before a yusho race forms, and some
of the key images at the end of yesterday were of Takakeisho limping through the
back halls after his loss while all three of the Mongolian rikishi won easily.
It will not do to have this pattern continue through week one with more and more
gaps appearing in the stands, and so we saw some expected shakeups on Day 3 to
help even things out a bit.
The day began with J1 Shonannoumi visiting from Juryo to take on M16 Ohho, and
Shonannoumi got the left arm inside against a wide open Ohho, but the Juryo
rikishi didn't want to take the bout chest to chest, so he backpedaled slowly
with that left sorta inside. Shame on Ohho for not being able to apply any
pressure, and near the edge, Shonannoumi (2-1) darted right going for a
haphazard slap that sent Ohho down across the edge. Ugly sumo here as Ohho falls
to 1-2.
M17 Kagayaki used a nice thrust attack to stand M15 Tsurugisho upright at the
tachi-ai before getting the right arm firmly inside with what looked like a left
outer. As Tsurugisho tried to wriggle away, Kagayaki parlayed that left arm into
the moro-zashi grip, and Tsurugisho (1-2) couldn't answer from there. Kagayaki
moves to 1-2 and ranked at M17, we'll see if he barely ekes out a kachi-koshi by
Day 15.
M15 Ichiyamamoto looked to take charge against M16 Mitoryu with a tsuppari
attack, but it was light and going nowhere and so Mitoryu was able to dart right
and execute a slap that sent the shaky IYM forward and down. Mitoryu (2-1) is
one of my favorite guys to watch these days while Ichiyamamoto was hapless here
in falling to 1-2.
M13 Chiyoshoma henka'd lamely to his right paying attention not to inflict any
damage against M14 Myogiryu, and after the latter easily survived, Chiyoshoma
graciously backed his way over to the edge giving Myogiryu what he wanna, but
before Myogiryu could even attempt his right kote-nage throw, Chiyoshoma stepped
back across the straw. This was a farce if I've ever seen one as Chiyoshoma bows
to 0-3 while Myogiryu oils his way to 2-1.
It's kind of sad that M14 Asanoyama is the best thing sumo has going for it
right now. Today he was paired against M12 Kotoeko, and Eko didn't even bother
coming forward at the tachi-ai. Problem with that was Asanoyama wasn't coming
out hot either, and so Asa was off balance as he moved forward, but Kotoeko
wasn't looking to make him pay. Kotoeko did get the solid right arm inside, and
the natural flow of the bout would have been to move to the right and use
Asanoyama's forward
momentum
against him by scoop throwing him outta the ring, but Kotoeko moved left instead
thinking Asanoyama could easily push him out from there. Or not. The finish here
was awkward with Asanoyama tumbling down just before Kotoeko stepped out.
This one was close, but Asanoyama touched his left elbow down a split second
before Kotoeko stepped out, and the referee correctly pointed towards Kotoeko,
but they quickly overturned the call and gave it to Asanoyama saying that
"Kotoeko's foot was tonde-ori," or flying out. Huh? I've heard of the
body being so far across the straw they give it to the other guy, but the leg
was still in the air? Isn't that the point? Keep the leg in the air until your
opponent touches down?
Before we get ahead of ourselves regarding this blatant bias in Asanoyama's
favor, one important aspect here is that Kotoeko was meaning to lose in the
first place. More importantly, though, was Asanoyama's hapless sumo. He had a
dude trying to give it to him, and he still lost. When they showed the slow
motion replays after, the comments were not on what Asanoyama did during the
bout but what they wished he had done with the openings given to him. Pretty
telling as Asanoyama is gifted 3-0 while Kotoeko graciously falls to 1-2.
M12 Aoiyama tried to lose the tachi-ai against M11 Hokuseiho by refusing to
thrust and settling for a belt contest, and the two came away in migi-yotsu
where Aoiyama had the stifling left outer grip. Aoiyama made sure not to
establish anything with the right inside as he waited for Hokuseiho to make a
move, and when said move came, Aoiyama just backed out and carelessly stepped
out of the dohyo before the youngster could execute anything. Hokuseiho's "move"
was sort of a dashi-nage but not really. Didn't matter though. It was Aoiyama's
cue to just step out of the dohyo anticipating something that never came. Cheap
win for Hokuseiho as both dudes finish at 2-1.
M10 Takarafuji was completely mukiryoku as M11 Daishoho plowed into him from the
tachi-ai. Daishoho didn't have a grip of his gal, however, and so Takarafuji
mawari-komu'd left getting the token right inside, but instead of digging in, he
just went with the flow of the bout and backed out of the ring with Daishoho in
tow. Soft, soft sumo here as Daishoho buys his first win at 1-2 while Takarafuji
sells one in falling to 2-1.
M9 Onosho and M10 Ryuden failed to stick in close from the tachi-ai, and that
was mostly due to Onosho's shading left after first contact. Ryuden cautiously
stayed square with his foe as Onosho tried to shove his way into something, but
Ryuden was just too big and threatening, and when the larger Ryuden sensed an
opening, he pounced scoring the easy if not patient yori-kiri in the end. This
was not a great bout, but it was noticeably real as Ryuden moves to 2-1 with
Onosho falling to 1-2.
M8 Takanosho caught M9 Hiradoumi with a stiff arm at the tachi-ai completely
befuddling Hiradoumi out of the gate standing him upright and back a full step,
but Takanosho was not moving forward, and so Hiradoumi got pesky looking to get
inside again and again as Takanosho played defense with tsuppari that had
Hiradoumi on the brink a time or two. In the end, Takanosho allowed Hiradoumi to
finally get the right inside position and solid left outer grip, and he made no
effort to counter as Hiradoumi scored the gift force-out from there. Not sure of
the politics here, but Takanosho (0-3) did nothing to win this one despite
dominating the tachi-ai and having Hiradoumi (2-1) on the ropes with a fine
tsuppari attack.
Speaking of dominating the tachi-ai, M7 Hokutofuji gave M8 Sadanoumi the
business from the start and had him pushed back near the edge where Hokutofuji
mysteriously stopped his attack and waited for the Sadamight to attempt a very
weak tsuki-otoshi move to his right. It was a bad move for sure, but
Hokutofuji's (1-2) fake fall was even worse as this bout was obviously thrown in
favor of Sadanoumi (2-1).
As they watched the slow motion replays, any description of Sadanoumi's sumo was
in the passive meaning that Hokutofuji did all the work, but in the end they did
conclude that Sadanoumi won because of his flexible knees. I wholeheartedly
agree. Those knees!!
M7 Tamawashi kept his feet aligned at the tachi-ai foolishly thinking that M6
Mitakeumi was actually going to be moving forward, and when he wasn't, Tamawashi
realized he needed to dictate the pace, and so he began a weak tsuppari attack
while purposefully spinning his wheels. With Tamawashi playing games and
applying no pressure towards his foe, Mitakeumi finally darted right creating
some social distancing, and as Tamawashi looked to square up, he offered a light
face slap with the right and moved his body in that direction over to the edge
squaring up just in time for Mitakeumi (2-1) to execute the final push-out. This
was a great example of a rikishi who "won" by oshi-dashi even though he did
nothing of the sort the entire bout. This was all Tamawashi (1-2) in yaocho mode
start to finish.
M5 Kinbohzan similarly took charge in his bout against M6 Meisei bullying him
around with beefy tsuppari but always stopping short of polishing Meisei off.
All Meisei had to offer was a series of dart and pull moves that did nothing,
and Kinbohzan could have steamrolled him at any moment, but after dancing around
the ring for about 10 seconds, Kinbohzan (1-2) completely opened himself up with
hands out wide allowing Meisei to score the inevitable oshi-dashi as he cheaply
moves to 3-0.
M5 Kotoshoho fidgeted around at the tachi-ai failing to grab onto M4 Ura tightly
even though his size advantage would have allowed him to smother the smaller
Ura, and with KSH playing along, Ura lamely backed up and a bit to the right
never really going for a meaningful pull, but Kotoshoho hit the dirt anyway.
They ruled it kata-sukashi, and I guess that was close enough. I ruled it yaocho
as Ura moves to 2-1 with Kotoshoho falling to 1-2.
Komusubi Kotonowaka and M3 Nishikifuji appeared to strike nicely at the
tachi-ai, but neither guy tried to do anything with their forward momentum, and
we quickly found out why as Kotonowaka (3-0) lightly moved to his right going
for a light pull to which Nishikifuji just played along diving to the dirt and
an 0-3 start. After so many bouts like this, they're going to have to retire the
term "O-zumo."
Up
next was Sekiwake Hoshoryu welcoming M3 Tobizaru, and Tobizaru went for the
lamest henka you've ever seen stepping to his right, and Hoshoryu's reaction was
to just flop to the dirt as he lightly brushed Tobizaru's left eg on the way
down. It's just sad that they have to create a semblance of parity with garbage
like this, but it is what it is as Tobizaru "scores" his first win at 1-2 while
Hoshoryu agrees to fall to 2-1.
Whenever
I laugh out loud while watching a bout, you know the acting is terrible, and
Sekiwake Kiribayama managed to outdo Hoshoryou's act. Against M1 Abi, Kiribayama
dominated the tachi-ai and was up and under Abi's outstretched arms methodically
driving Abi to the edge when all of a sudden Kiribayama dipped his right
shoulder into nothing and let his feet slide back as he put his right palm to
the dirt for no reason other than to make it look as if this tournament is
exciting. This really was laughable, and I can't imagine anyone believed it
wasn't staged as Kiribayama falls to 2-1 with Abi asking everyone "what
happened?" afterwards in moving to 1-2.
It's one thing to have Mainoumi sit there on the broadcast and lie to our faces
after nearly every bout as he makes up his analysis, but then to have to watch
sumo like this and be expected to believe it is just insulting. But...I'm used
to it, so let's move on.
The
tachi-ai between Komusubi Shodai and Sekiwake Wakamotoharu was upright and
terrible, but the two did come away in hidari-yotsu with WMH eventually grabbing
an unstable right outer grip. I say unstable because Shodai easily moved to the
side working his right arm inside giving him moro-zashi, but the dude wasn't
strong enough to take advantage, and so as Shodai thought about going for the
force out, Wakamotoharu was able to spin left and execute a nice tsuki-otoshi
near the edge that easily felled Shodai onto his back. This was an unstable bout
start to finish, but Wakamotoharu did put a decent cherry on top at the end in
moving to 3-0. As for Shodai, he's as hapless as can be in falling to 1-2.
M4
Nishikigi was lethargic at the tachi-ai keeping himself open and allowing
Sekiwake Daieisho to get the firm left inside and right outer grip, and at this
point I was like...wait, what's Daieisho doing abandoning his tsuppari attack in
favor of yotsu-zumo against a bigger dude like Nishikigi? The easy answer is the
bout was arranged beforehand, and so he just went with the flow. From the yotsu
stance, Daieisho attempted a very weak uwate-dashi-nage, and it left him so
vulnerable that NG could have easily turned the tables at that point, but
Nishikigi did nothing to win and just kept himself wide open ultimately allowing
Daieisho to shove him out in the end. Daieisho buys one where in moving to 3-0
while Nishikigi falls to 0-3, and what kind of stance is that from the big fella
at the edge?
Speaking
of keeping one's arms wide open, M1 Midorifuji did just that against Takakeisho,
and it allowed Keisho to move MFJ back from the tachi-ai, but he didn't have the
ability to win in linear fashion, and so Midorifuji moved around the ring
playing along as Takakeisho gave chase. Takakeisho overextended himself
throughout the bout, and Midorifuji could have easily gotten up and under and
legitimately scored on a kata-sukashi, but his MO was to lose and he eventually
set himself up at the edge lifting his left leg off the dohyo altogether and
putting it forward, which allowed Takakeisho to finally score the awkward
oshi-dashi in the end. Yet another yaocho the final 30 minutes of the day as
Takakeisho is gifted 2-1 while Midorifuji finds himself at 0-3, and any time a
dude lifts a leg off the dohyo and puts it forward completely taking away his
balance, you know it's yaocho.
In the day's final bout, M2 Endoh bounced off of Terunofuji before the Yokozuna
could grab him, and with Endoh skirting laterally, Terunofuji simply stayed
square and kept his footing and Endoh did a 360 and backed up to the edge
stepping out of his own volition before taking the kill shot from the Yokozuna.
Terunofuji correctly stated afterwards that his sumo today was not good, and
he's right, but it wasn't the fault of the Yokozuna. Endoh just didn't want a
fight, and I can't blame him. Wasn't the best way to end the day, but Fuji the
Terrible does move to 3-0 while Endoh is still winless at 0-3.
You can already see that Kiribayama and Hoshoryu are going to keep pace with
Takakeisho while the Association has to hope that guys like Daieisho and
Wakamotoharu can keep buying bouts.
Back at it tomorrow.
Day 2 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
Sumo Association lowered the man-in on-rei banners today, but I thought it was a
bit of a stretch. The sport is in a tough spot with baseball in full swing, and
even Japanese baseball is taking a backseat to Major League Baseball where
Shohei Ohtani is proving to be one of the best players in the world. You watch
Ohtani hit, run the bases, pitch, etc. and you can see a world class athlete,
and you know you're watching something great. You watch Takakeisho on the dohyo
any given day, and it's like, "What the hell is that?"
I find it hard to believe that at least subconsciously people can't see the
difference as well. Like pro wrestling, sumo is definitely a niche sport, and
people who love it love it and are willing to look past its obvious flaws.
We'll see if there were any flaws today as we cover all of the Day 2 action.
I'm
sure J2 Gonoyama wants to prove he belongs in the Makuuchi division, and he came
with a decent tachi-ai against M17 Kagayaki, but the M17 stood tall and rebuffed
his foe pushing him back to where he started from, but despite having the
momentum, Kagayaki relented in his attack opting to back up for no reason. With
Gonoyama following in kind, Kagayaki actually got his right arm inside and then
backed up similarly to what Chiyoshoma did yesterday against Asanoyama, but the
Juryo rikishi wasn't in position to score the force out and so Kagayaki sloppily
stepped his right heel across as he went for a pull. Kagayaki (0-2) dictated
everything here including the intentional step out that sent Gonoyama to a 2-0
start.
M16 Ohho stood up at the tachi-ai in a defensive position from the start as
Mitoryu came out of the chute hot, and with Ohho already looking to back up,
Mitoryu pushed him back and across once, twice, three times a lady leaving both
guys at 1-1.
M15 Ichiyamamoto's tachi-ai was a hair better than Ohho's, but not by much as
M15 Tsurugisho moved forward and brought one thrust towards IYM's face. From
there, however, TS just began backing up waiting for IYM to catch him with some
thrusts, but Ichiyamamoto was lost and so Tsurugisho backed up near the edge and
just waited for IYM to go for a pull, and when it came, Tsurugisho put both
palms to the dirt and plopped down in nice yaocho fashion leaving both of these
guys at 1-1.
M14
Myogiryu won the tachi-ai against M14 Asanoyama getting the right arm inside,
and he had an open path to get the left inside and thus moro-zashi against a
defenseless Asanoyama, but Myogiryu brought that left arm to the outside and
backed up a full step just for good measure. Now in a stalemate, Myogiryu stayed
up high and waited for Asanoyama to grab an uncontested left outer, and once he
got it, Myogiryu slapped at the back of Asanoyama's right shoulder and then just
backed out of the dohyo to the side as Asanoyama followed in kind giving
Asanoyama the cheap yori-kiri win. This was a very similar bout to yesterday's
contest where Asanoyama was defensive from the start and reactive requiring his
opponents to back up and across the straw in order to..uh..win. Two words that
can't be used to describe Myogiryu's posture there at the edge are "oozing
effort." Trust me, there's no forward thrust coming from Asanoyama who is
gifted a 2-0 start while Myogiryu bows to 1-1.
After a wild tachi-ai between M13 Chiyoshoma and M12 Kotoeko, Shoma came away
with the inside left position, but instead of bearing in tight and keeping his
gal snug, he just stood there and watched Kotoeko monkey around with a right
kote-nage. Eko hadn't set up the throw, so it went nowhere, but with Chiyoshoma
not even trying, the bout moved to sort of a nage-no-uchi-ai with Kotoeko
persisting with the right kote-nage while Chiyoshoma limply held his left arm
near Eko's lower back, and with Kotoeko applying all the pressure, Chiyoshoma
slapped his right palm down early giving Kotoeko the cheap win. All you have to
do here is watch what Chiyoshoma didn't do with that left inside position as he
falls to 0-2 while Kotoeko buys his first win at 1-1.
At this point of the broadcast, they showed yesterday's Top 3 streamed bouts,
and it was no surprise to see Asanoyama at #1 again followed by #2 Terunofuji
and then #3 Takakeisho.
M12 Aoiyama was so limp at the tachi-ai that M11 Daishoho blasted him a full
step back from the starting lines, and with Aoiyama still limp and moving to his
right near the edge, Daishoho just ran himself out of the dohyo. I'm not sure
what was going on here, and I can't remember the last time these two fought, but
once again we had a bout that did not involve a clean ending. Aoiyama moves to
2-0 after doing nothing while Daieisho either threw this one or was extremely
hapless in falling to 0-2.
M10 Takarafuji got the right arm inside and used a left kachi-age to push
against M11 Hokuseiho, and after being bested from the tachi-ai, Hokuseiho
awkwardly moved to his left towards the edge attempting who knows what?
From there, Takarafuji easily got the left inside and right outer grip scoring
the quick force-out win against Hokuseiho who seemed intent on moving laterally
or backwards the entire way. Takarafuji breezes his way to 2-0 while Hokuseiho
falls to 1-1.
We finally got a straight up bout with sound sumo as M9 Hiradoumi stayed in
tight from the tachi-ai against M10 Ryuden, and with both of Ryuden's arms
forced to the outside, he used his length to grab two outer grips. Hiradoumi did
have moro-zashi, but it was a defensive posture because he wasn't up and under
Ryuden enough, and so the two dug in for a spell before Hiradoumi attempted a
right inside belt throw, but Ryuden was latched on too tight, and so the two
grappled this way and that from there before Ryuden's size proved the difference
as he was able to force Hiradoumi back and across in the end. You can totally
tell when a bout is fought straight up by both parties, and we got one here as
both rikishi settle at 1-1. I think this was the best bout of the tournament to
this point.
M9 Onosho and M8 Takanosho struck with the latter staying way too low, and as
soon as Onosho skirted left going for the cheap slap, Takanosho just put both
palms to the dirt and then hopped right back up with no other part of his body
touching down. This was fixed going in for sure as Onosho buys his way to 1-1
while Takanosho falls to 0-2.
M7 Tamawashi caught M8 Sadanoumi with a right paw to the neck keeping the
Sadamight up high, but he wasn't doing much with the left. That right nodowa
proved to be too much, however, because even though Tamawashi wasn't going full
boar, Sadanoumi had no room to attempt an offensive maneuver, and so Tamawashi
moved laterally setting up a half-assed kote-nage throw with the right arm that
spilled Sadanoumi over and down barely before Tamawashi stepped across the
straw. Tamawashi was going maybe 50% here and still dominated as both dudes
finish 1-1.
M7 Hokutofuji was purposefully limp at the tachi-ai agreeing to let M6 Mitakeumi
charge forward, and while the former faux-zeki did catch Hokutofuji with a nice
paw to the throat, he panicked and went for a wild pull instead. Hokutofuji
really didn't connect on anything as Mitakeumi backed up whiffing on the pull,
and the result was Mitakeumi's stepping beyond the plane of the dohyo before
Hokutofuji touched down, but they called a mono-ii and ordered a do-over.
There was no way Hokutofuji didn't win that first bout, but they reloaded for
round two, and once again, Hokutofuji was limp from the tachi-ai, and Mitakeumi
was afraid to win moving forward, and so he went for a few lame pull attempts
that Hokutofuji easily survived, and before you knew it, Hokutofuji had
Mitakeumi completely upright with a right arm pushing up into Mitakeumi's left
pit, but Hokutofuji relented of course faking a pull before these dudes sorta
hooked up in yotsu-zumo, and with Mitakeumi pushing Hokutofuji towards the edge,
Hokutofuji just fell across the straw in weak fashion. What a pathetic display
of sumo from Mitakeumi who lucks his way to 1-1 as Hokutofuji graciously falls
to the same mark.
M5 Kotoshoho was thinking pull from the tachi-ai as M6 Meisei plowed forward,
but Meisei wasn't exactly kicking ass and taking names allowing Kotoshoho to
move laterally to his left. As the two looked to square back up, Meisei went for
a weak slap with the right and Kotoshoho just hit the deck. This was ugly as
Meisei moves to 2-0 while Kotoshoho falls to 1-1.
M5 Kinbohzan was proactive from the tachi-ai knocking M4 Nishikigi back a half
step, but Nishikigi's a lug to move around, and he stood his ground well forcing
the youngster back to the center of the ring, and with Nishikigi applying ample
pressure, Kinbohzan looked to pull skirting to his left showing Nishikigi the
trap door ear the edge. This was an enjoyable bout of two powerful guys
working their craft, but Kinbohzan was better today in moving to 1-1 while
Nishikigi falls to 0-2.
M3 Nishikifuji stood Komusubi Shodai up from the tachi-ai looking to get the
left arm inside, but instead of forcing the bout to yotsu-zumo, NFJ immediately
backed up going for a half-assed tsuki-otoshi with the right. Shodai was
hapless, however, and hit the deck before Nishikifuji touched out, but they
called a mono-ii and ruled a do-over. Like the previous mono-ii bout between
Hokutofuji and Mitakeumi, they were giving Shodai a second chance here, and so
was Nishikifuji.
After winning the tachi-ai again, Nishikifuji let up a bit attempting to give
Shodai a chance, but the latter was hapless and so NFJ ended up with the left
arm inside and right frontal grip, but instead of burrowing in close for a yotsu
bout, Nishikifuji just backed his way across the entire length of the dohyo and
stepped across the straw before Shodai could trip over his two feet and lose by
mistake. What an ugly bout here, and you can't measure anything Shodai did
to..uh.."win." Pathetic stuff as Shodai moves to 1-1 despite getting beaten
twice. As for Nishikifuji, he knows his place at 0-2. The explanation for
Shodai's sumo is that he's "genki." I see. All you have to be is "genki"
to win. I think the sumo gods were cursing me by making me comment on two
Shodai bouts and two Mitakeumi bouts in the same day. Maybe I won't
complain as much.
Sekiwake
Kiribayama was looking to push into M2 Endoh from the tachi-ai more than he was
looking to get established inside, and with Endoh doing little from the start,
KBY caught him with a right hand to the side of the head that caused Endoh to
shade to his right, and from that point, the Ozeki candidate rushed in grabbing
the side of Endoh's belt with the right, and he used that grip to force Endoh
(0-2) over to the edge before pushing him across that last step. It wasn't
pretty as Kiribayama moved to 2-0, but it was easy.
M3 Tobizaru put his hands nearly straight up at the tachi-ai against Suckiwake
Wakamotoharu, and with WMH plowing forward, Tobizaru just waltzed straight back
squatting across the straw as if he was in the woods ready to burst, and the
result was Wakamotoharu's wildly pushing him down to the venue floor by the
neck. Tobizaru (0-2) was as mukiryoku here as you've ever seen a rikishi in
gifting Wakamotoharu a 2-0 start.
Sekiwake Daieisho meant business against M4 Ura catching him from the tachi-ai
with a nice tsuppari attack, and as Ura looked to move back and left, Daieisho
was in his craw keeping up the tsuppari pressure, and Ura simply ran out of real
estate as Daieisho thrust him across in about three seconds. Daieisho was a
man's man here in moving to 2-0 while Ura was drubbed to a 1-1 record.
Sekiwake Hoshoryu was loose at the tachi-ai keeping his arms way wide in gifting
M1 Midorifuji moro-zashi, but Midori-chan was too upright to do anything with
it, and so Hoshoryu thought about a soto-gake but let up on it keeping the
action going, and the two circled for another 10 seconds or so before Midorifuji
tired to retool a grip at the front of the Sekiwake's belt, but that momentum
shift allowed Hoshoryu to back up and slap Midorifuji down for good. Hoshoryu
easily won here in moving to 2-0 while Midorifuji is the opposite 0-2.
Komusubi
Kotonowaka can be a greedy sumbitch when it comes to winning kensho from the
faux-zeki, and today against Takakeisho, Baby Waka easily absorbed Takakeisho's
tachi-ai forcing the faux-zeki to quickly go for a pull, but Kotonowaka wasn't
bearing down, and so the two hooked back up in the center of the ring with
Kotonowaka fishing for the right inside while Takakeisho ducked low trying to
cut it off. The problem from this position for Takakeisho was that he's
completely incapable of fighting out of that clinch, and so at the first sign of
movement from Takakeisho, Kotonowaka worked his way inside deep enough to score
the easy yori-kiri with little argument from Takakeisho. They were chalking this
loss up to a sore knees for Takakeisho, but how about chalking it up to
ineptness? Takakeisho suffers a tough loss at 1-1, and the way this dude is
moving, it's going to be tough for him to finish the basho. Kotonowaka moves to
2-0 with the win and picks up a wad of cash in the process.
In the
day's final bout, M1 Abi extended himself way too far from the tachi-ai reaching
for thrusts towards Yokozuna Terunofuji, but his legs weren't coming forward in
tandem with his arms, and so a second in Abi's knee just hit the dirt with no
move coming from Terunofuji other than his standing there across the starting
lines like a badass. I don't know how they didn't rule this tsuki-hiza, but it
was a poor ending to the day regardless. Terunofuji is an easy peasy 2-0 while
Abi falls to 0-2, and Abi's posture from the start here was "just don't hurt
me."
And that's a wrap on a paltry Day 2. We'll see if any of the Japanese rikishi
besides the tired Asanoyama can generate formidable headlines in week 1.
Day 1 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
Natsu basho is struggling out of the gate to find a storyline that appeals to
the Japanese fans. Of all the news heading into the basho, Asanoyama's return to
the Makuuchi division is the only positive headline regarding a Japanese
rikishi, but even that headline doesn't feel as if it has much energy behind it.
Anybody watching Asanoyama's sumo can tell that the bouts are fixed, and what's
the point of watching him rise back up the banzuke due to yaocho?
On Day 1, Chiyoshoma was masterful in the way he delicately guided Asanoyama
inside (er...you know what I mean) backing up quickly and giving Asanoyama the
two second yori-kiri win with the former Ozeki just trying to keep up with the
Mongolian's movements. I mean, Chiyoshoma hopped back and outta that dohyo so
fast, Asanoyama had no idea what hit him. Expect a lot of puff sumo from
opponents paired against Asanoyama.
The
biggest headline at this point of the basho is the pending promotion of
Kiribayama to the Ozeki ranks. He only needs 10 wins to reach the 33 win mark
over three basho from the sanyaku, and it's simply a choice of whether or not he
and his camp will do it. There are maybe three rikishi who could stop him in a
straight up bout (Terunofuji, Tamawashi, Hoshoryu), and so he can secure it if
he wanna. Midorifuji was no match for the Ozeki hopeful on Day 1 where
Kiribayama bullied his foe around a bit before ironically winning by
kata-sukashi.
Perhaps the biggest headline of all was the sudden announcement by Ichinojo that
he's retired from sumo. The Minato-beya officially announced it on May 4th
saying they were unsure if there'd even be a danpatsushiki (there won't
be), and the timing of May 4th means that the banzuke was already solidified for
Natsu.
When a rikishi's retirement is coordinated, it will be announced prior to the
next banzuke just so they can readjust the ranks before they officially release
it. In this case, Juryo rikishi Gonoyama would have been promoted to Makuuchi if
Ichinojo had retired a few days earlier, and then there'd be a cascading effect
down the ranks. That this announcement came three days after the release of the
banzuke tells you that Ichinojo planned it that way.
I remember a few months back reading about how Ichinojo and his stable master
were communicating through lawyers, and then the Mongolith had been completely
isolated from the other members of the stable. There were reports of an
altercation between Ichinojo and the kamisan, but who knows what really goes on
or went on? Media will never give you the straight up facts on anything, and so
we can only speculate.
I think Ichinojo was tired of the politics surrounding sumo, and the dude had
plenty of cash hoarded to move back to Mongolia and live a very comfortable life
on as much land as he cares to buy.
Besides Ichinojo's retirement, Takayasu and Wakatakakage also announced their
withdrawals days before the tournament. In WTK's case, they knew he wasn't going
to fight, and so they announced it before they Day 1 pairings. As for Takayasu,
it was a last minute decision giving Sekiwake Hoshoryu the cheap win on Day 1.
As for other headlines, there was a stretch in the media about a week ago where
they were saying, "There are other exciting rikishi in the Juryo division
besides Ochiai." Wait, there are? And I wasn't even excited about Ochiai, so go
figure. That's just a ploy to create another positive headline that doesn't
involve a Mongolian rikishi.
Terunofuji
is back for the first time in four basho, and you can see why he's been sitting
out so long. You have Terunofuji capping off the day and then right before that
you have Japan's supposedly best rikishi in Takakeisho, and the difference in
the mere presence of these two rikishi is so noticeable. Terunofuji easily
handled Komusubi Shodai on Day 1 (seen at right) while Abi went completely limp
in giving Takakeisho the awkward win.
Already at the end of Day 1, you had the three Mongolians at the top of the
banzuke jumping out to 1-0 starts with nobody else making a statement win. I
think the most buzz surrounding any of the bouts was Sideshow Ura who was given
a win by Nishikigi exciting the sheep in the crowd.
The entire basho will hinge on the top three Mongolians and what they choose to
do moving forward. Everyone else is at their mercy.