Senshuraku Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The
dominant theme heading into the final weekend was of course the anticipated
"yusho-taiketsu" or winner takes all bout between Hakuho and Terunofuji on
Sunday, but just as significant as that in my opinion was the inability for
anybody else to compete for the yusho. I guess I should qualify that statement
by saying the inability for any of the Japanese rikishi to compete for the yusho
because Tamawashi could have entered the final weekend undefeated, and Ichinojo
could have entered the weekend with just two losses to his fellow countrymen.
Only two Japanese rikishi finished the basho with double-digit wins and exactly
one of their collective 22 wins was legitimate, and that's because they faced
each other on Day 5. One of the double-digit dandies was M13 Ura, and I think
it's worth reviewing his bout against Komusubi Meisei on Day 14. From the
tachi-ai, Meisei delivered a few tsuppari up high, but he intentionally kept the
thrusts high instead of aiming for Ura's torso because keeping the arms out of
harm's way up high allowed Ura to get to the inside. Ura naturally secured the
inside position with the left, and then the key to the bout from there was
Meisei's willingness to go chest to chest with Ura...without securing the same
left inside position!
A couple of times this basho I've featured still shots from Takayasu bouts where
his opponents refused to grab outer grips against Takayasu, and we saw a similar
scene on Day 14 with Meisei - Ura. Hooked up in hidari-yotsu, Meisei refused to
secure the most basic position in sumo... the inside. Because Meisei kept his
left arm/hand out of harm's way, that allowed
Ura
to grab an easy right outer grip, and even after grabbing it, Meisei refused to
get that left arm inside. I'll post one screen shot here, but I could have taken
at least five from different angles. In the end, Ura scored the uncontested
yori-kiri win in such a fashion to make him look like a legit belt fighter.
Problem is, you only need to watch his losses to see that the dude cannot fight
at the belt when his opponent is trying to win.
Of course Meisei's refusal to use that left arm inside wasn't mentioned a single
time during post-bout analysis, which is incredible when you think about it.
Just recall the recent Euro 2020 tournament and where you'd go after each match
to get the post-match breakdown. Why would you go to that source for analysis?
You go there because you have experienced dudes (and sometimes token hot chicks)
providing details that maybe you didn't catch during the action. It's like that
for any sport whether it's John McEnroe breaking down Wimbledon or Steve
McManaman talking about the Euros. For analysts not to mention the most basic of
mishaps by a person on the pitch or atop the dohyo is really dereliction of
duty. Even if the mistake wasn't intentional...you'd still mention it because it
was a determining factor in the contest. Meisei's failure to establish such a
basic position in sumo was they key to Ura's "win," and so when you get no
analysis regarding that point, don't you have to question the MO or the
credibility of the people in the booth?
You could say this lack of obvious analysis in sumo is a big reason why Sumotalk
exists. Even when I was a total greenie to the sport, I could see aspects of a
bout and go, "Why aren't they even talking about this?" It was obvious to me
then, and it's more obvious now, and so I thought the Day 14 bout between Meisei
and Ura typified the way that sumo bouts are 1) compromised, and 2) covered up
by the media.
Editor's Note: Ok, after watching the senshuraku bouts, I
retract my entire statement above. In Komusubi Meisei's defeat of M12 Kagayaki,
I can now see how this scenario that gave Meisei kachi-koshi is entirely
possible with just the lightest of taps to the inside forearm:

The following bout on Day 14 featured M5 Hoshoryu vs. Suckiwake Mitakeumi, and
coming into the bout, there wasn't any comparison between these two in terms of
who was adding legitimate excitement to the tournament. Just like the previous
bout, Hoshoryu fired a few harmless tsuppari up high but was soft enough to gift
Mitakeumi the left inside. Problem was Mitakeumi didn't earn that position, and
so he was far away from a right outer. Ironically, Mitakeumi's position was so
bad and so upright that Hoshoryu did grab a solid right outer grip, so what
happened from there? Hoshoryu just went limp and allowed Mitakeumi to "force"
him back and across. Course, "force" is not the proper word to use here because
there was no counter force coming from Hoshoryu. If there was, Mitakeumi
wouldn't have stumbled forward off of the dohyo landing in the lap of the judge
who gives the go sign prior to each bout.
A competent person analyzing the bout would question why Hoshoryu didn't pivot
and go for a counter throw with the right outer grip. Why didn't he mawari-komu
to his right or try a counter tsuki-otoshi at the edge? He obviously had the
better positioning. Why did Mitakeumi trip over his own two feet at the point of
victory and land on the venue floor below...after a typical yori-kiri? When such
obvious points of a bout get ignored in the post-analysis, you know the bout has
been compromised...just as this bout was.
The
penultimate bout on Day 14 featured Ozeki Terunofuji vs. Suckiwake Takayasu, and
from the tachi-ai, Terunofuji had his left hand on Takayasu's belt in the
mae-mitsu position, but instead of grabbing it, he chose to entertain the
Suckiwake with some light tsuppari. After a few shoves, Fuji put his left arm to
the outside of Takayasu's belt again, but he failed to grab it and pull Takayasu
in instead allowing the fight to continue. It wasn't much of a fight, however,
with Takayasu in defensive mode using shoves while Terunofuji played along.
About eight seconds into the bout, Terunofuji finally grabbed Takayasu's belt
with the left, and when he did, it wasn't even a contest. Instead of trying to
counter and stand in there, Takayasu just turned to the side looking for a soft
landing in the front row. Said landing wasn't graceful, and Terunofuji's
choosing to win that bout signaled that the two Mongolians were headed for a
yusho-taiketsu the next day.
Yokozuna
Hakuho had mop-up duty against Shodai, and for whatever reason, Hakuho lined up
as far back in the dohyo as possible. In my opinion, the Yokozuna was just
clowning around trying to throw some sort of excitement into the bout because it
was obvious we'd get no excitement from ShoDie. From the tachi-ai, the two were
already social distanced, and as Hakuho advanced, he fired a quick hari-te with
the right hand that connected and gave him an opening to Shodai's left side, but
instead of grabbing the belt or firing a tsuki, he relented and let Shodai
recover. Social distanced again, Hakuho went for another slap, and the two
grappled for a bit before Hakuho finally got the right inside position for reals
and used it to force Shodai back and down yori-taoshi style.
Can you name one other professional sport where in the most heated bout of the
day one of the participants would be able to dick around like this? It just
doesn't happen. Hakuho knew he could get away with it because Shodai offered
zero threat to him. To me it was actually a sign of disrespect, and one that I'm
okay with. If Shodai were a real Ozeki and even a semi threat to the Yokozuna,
he wouldn't have acted as he did to close the day.
The result of that bout meant that the yusho-taiketsu was secure and that Shodai
and Takayasu would both enter senshuraku at 7-7 for their face-off.
While I'm obviously arm-chairing it here, I was sure that Takayasu would defer
to the rank of his opponent on Sunday, and then I could so no reason why Hakuho
would bother to let Terunofuji win. Terunofuji had secured promotion to Yokozuna
after defeating Takayasu, and the dude's won the last two yusho as well. I was
reading up on what these guys are paid, and I saw something published from June
of 2020 that said the Makuuchi yusho rikishi gets paid roughly $100,000 USD for
the yusho, and that's more than a third of what most of these guys make in a
year. You factor in that cash; you factor in the kensho for a yusho-taiketsu;
and then you factor in all the guff that Hakuho has had to put up with in the
media for allowing some of the useless Japanese guys to enjoy the spotlight, and
there was no way that he wasn't going to take the yusho.
I guess we may as well get to the grand poobah on senshuraku, the matchup
between Yokozuna Hakuho and soon-to-be Yokozuna Terunofuji.
From
the tachi-ai, Hakuho put his left hand against Terunofuji's forehead before
connecting on a decent kachi-age with the right, but Fuji's a tough dude and had
the opening to a left frontal belt grip (subtle move of his that goes largely
unmentioned) with Hakuho up high like that. It's my opinion that Terunofuji
could have grabbed onto the belt and pulled Hakuho in tight in an attempt to
lift him up, but he didn't persist with the grip and so Hakuho moved laterally
to his left making Fuji give chase. With the two social distanced, they both
purposefully whiffed on hari-te attempts before moving into the hidari-yotsu
clinch where Hakuho had the left outer grip and Terunofuji had none. From this
point, the two caught their breath a bit before Terunofuji semi attempted a
maki-kae with the left. That momentum shift was Hakuho's cue to move left and
completely commit on a left kote-nage, and the two skipped around in a circle a
bit before Hakuho felled Terunofuji with a light throw.
Ironically, the last time Terunofuji was felled by such a light kote-nage
happened at the 2017 Haru basho in Osaka. Kisenosato was on the brink of
Yokozuna promotion but he entered senshuraku one-loss behind Terunofuji for the
yusho. If you remember, Harumafuji kicked Kisenosato's ass so hard on Day 13 the
faux-zeki went to the hospital straight afterwards. The next day Kakuryu got
moro-zashi and easily beat Kisenosato on Day 14, and Terunofuji managed to get
moro-zashi against Kisenosato in the playoff bout on senshuraku (yes, Terunofuji
let Kisenosato win their first bout to get to the playoff) similarly to what
Kakuryu had only instead of scoring the quick force-out, Terunofuji dipped his
shoulder and orchestrated a loss by kote-nage thus giving Kisenosato promotion
to the Yokozuna rank.
Those were the days, and we all remember what a fantastic Yokozuna Kisenosato
was after that.

Contrast that to Hakuho standing there with a big yell in the dohyo after
picking up his 45th career yusho. 45!! NHK quickly panned to Hakuho's
family sitting in the arena all wiping the tears from their eyes, and whoever
produced senshuraku for NHK deserves a medal for setting up that shot. It was
really poignant, and not only did Hakuho have to take all the guff and negative
press from the media this last year, but his family did as well.

Look, Hakuho showed this basho that he can step atop the dohyo in any tournament
that he so chooses and go 15-0. He's been able to do this in my opinion since
the retirement of Asashoryu. Hakuho gave us a glimpse nearly a decade ago of
what Futabayama's record 68 bout winning streak looked like, and the dude could
do it again in 2021 if the powers that be would allow it.
The final bout of the tournament was a puff bout even though the first half
looked decent watching live, but it was nice to see Hakuho and Terunofuji make a
statement this basho to show everyone how things really are in sumo. We'll see
where the two go from here. You'd have to think that Hakuho will retire soon and
hand the baton to Terunofuji, but that remains to be seen. Personally, I'd like
to see the dude get fiddy yusho, and there's no doubt he could do it.
Unfortunately, after the great sports summer we've had to this point and after
the Olympics wrap up, I'm afraid the Sumo Association is going to need the
Japanese rikishi to regain a bit of the limelight. That remains to be seen, but
it was nice to see Story Teller A and Story Teller B work their magic this
basho.
The penultimate bout featured Shodai vs. Suckiwake Takayasu, and as expected by
those in the know, Takayasu deferred to the higher rank keeping his arms wide at
the tachi-ai and gifting Shodai moro-zashi. Actually, Takayasu had a pretty
decent left outer grip, and he coulda stepped out wide executing a dashi-nage if
he wanna, but he just stood there dutifully waiting for Shodai to execute the
force-out charge. Except he couldn't. With Shodai unable to budge Takayasu, the
dude in the hair shirt went for a make-kae with the right that enabled him to
set up a very light scoop throw with the same right arm, but instead of actually
executing the throw, Takayasu just slipped out of it and turned his back to
Shodai, and the faux-zeki pushed him out from behind to sill the kachi-koshi
dill. Takayasu actually came up a bit gimpy after the bout and put his left arm
against his side as someone does when their lower back is giving them trouble,
so we'll see how he holds up the rest of the year.
Shodai is literally gifted eight wins this basho, and you could see it on his
face afterwards. Dude knows he's a fraud, and it's not an easy place to be. As
for Takayasu, he fell to 7-8. which means he'll be demoted to Komusubi for
September. Any hopes of an Ozeki run is also reset, but why do we need another
Shodai or another Takakeisho running around among the elite ranks?
I don't really have the energy to cover more of the bouts, so let's conclude
with the M17 Ichiyamamoto - M14 Chiyonooh matchup. This was actually a pretty
good tachi-ai that quickly turned to a bout of yotsu-zumo, but the rookie was
unable to take advantage, and so it was Chiyonooh that worked his way over to
the edge in order to set up a scoop throw with the right arm...that he
conveniently whiffed on turning himself around 180 degrees to Ichiyamamoto could
push him out from behind okuri-dashi style. As if. With the gift, Ichiyamamoto
is presented kachi-koshi at 8-7, and couldn't it be more obvious?
M11 Kotonowaka was gifted a 12-3 record and a Kantosho to boot, but there was
very little excitement surrounding this dude the entire two weeks because the
sumo wasn't legitimate. I remember well when the Sadogatake-beya bought Kotoyuki
a 12-3 tournament that propped him all the way up to Sekiwake, but the dude
fizzed out faster than those fireworks you buy at Japanese convenience stores.
I suppose in closing we should also mention that M5 Hoshoryu was awarded a
legitimate Ginosho. We've been able to see this one coming the last few basho,
and I'm afraid to say we have another legitimate Mongolian on our hands here
with this kid. We'll see how the politics works surrounding him, but trust me
when I say the oyakata look at someone like Hoshoryu and shake their heads
thinking, "If only we had someone with this ability."
Well, let's all enjoy the nearly two months off we have until the next basho.
The good news is that there is no controversy heading away from this basho. I
think it was also helpful to treat the fans to legitimate sumo from the likes of
Hakuho and Terunofuji. I don't know that this trend is going to continue, but I
think the NSK got the headlines it needed from the basho. Not necessarily the
headlines that it wanted, but PR-wise, everything coming away from Nagoya was
positive.
Day 13 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
With
the yusho narrowed down to either Hakuho or Terunofuji by the end of Day 12, I
mentioned that the only remaining storyline was whether or not we'd get to see
the two clash on Sunday with 14-0 records. I guess there's also the story of
Terunofuji's pending promotion to Yokozuna. The Mongolian has won the previous
two basho, and so part of the talk coming into this tournament was what it would
take in terms of the yusho or a record worthy of a yusho rikishi. If you're a
Japanese rikishi, two consecutive yusho is a lock for promotion. If you only
yusho once, 12 wins the other basho will likely get it done. If you're
Mongolian, however, the standards are raised, and so the benchmark for
Terunofuji this basho was to attain at least 13 wins.
He
drew Shodai today, so let's start with that bout. From the tachi-ai, Terunofuji
reached for and grabbed the left frontal belt grip, which turned out to be an
outer pinching Shodai's right arm inwards. Shodai brought the arm to the
outside, but as soon as he did, Fuji let go of the grip, and so that enabled
Shodai to execute a decent scoop throw with the left that sent the Ozeki near
the edge. The crowd gasped a bit in excitement, but Fuji was still in control
grabbing the front of Shodai's belt again with the left hand, but he didn't
latch on a second time and that enabled Shodai to go for a pull. The pull move
didn't impact the Ozeki at all and it actually briefly created a bit of space
between the two, so Terunofuji connected on a hari-te and then swooped in for
the oshi-dashi kill. As he did so, Shodai skirted to his right in a last gasp
effort to pull Terunofuji forward and out, but Terunofuji connected on a left
tsuki that sent Shodai across and down before the Ozeki stepped out largely from
his own forward momentum.
This bout had little continuity to it, but that will happen when they don't take
it chest to chest, and no one is looking to execute an oshi attack either. My
opinion is that Terunofuji's intent was to win from the beginning, but he let go
of Shodai's belt twice to make it closer than it should have been. I mean,
there's no reason Terunofuji couldn't have wrapped Shodai up from the tachi-ai.
He had the mae-mitsu with the left that completely pinned Shodai's right arm
useless, and Fuji had his right arm wrapped around the outside of Shodai's left.
Shodai's only move at that point was to bring his right arm to the outside...a
movement that would have given the Ozeki the inside left had he wanted it.
Regardless of that, I like to see a little bit more stability in a bout when
it's Day 13 and two Ozeki are fighting. We didn't get that here as Terunofuji
easily moves to 13-0 while Shodai falls to 7-6.
Terunofuji's posting that 13th win means he'll now finish with a record worthy
of the yusho (his last two yusho were with 12 wins), and so promotion to
Yokozuna should be a lock at this point. I for one did not think we would ever
see a foreign Yokozuna again...not because they weren't capable but due to
political reasons. I was wrong on that point as Terunofuji and his camp are
making it clear that Terunofuji can reach the rank if he wanna.
With
Terunofuji safely through (why do I even say that?). With Terunofuji having
chosen to win, it was now up to Yokozuna Hakuho who faced Suckiwake Takayasu in
the day's final bout. One thing we can say about Takayasu to this point is that
his tachi-ai has been terrible, and he can't establish anything positive from
the initial charge. Hakuho exposed that fact today because...well, he was trying
to win from the start without making Takayasu look viable in the process. Hakuho
actually whiffed on his right hari-te from the tachi-ai, but Takayasu couldn't
make him pay lamely keeping both arms forward and down at the the charge, and as
quick as Hakuho fired that face slap, he moved left and grabbed Takayasu's
extended right arm yanking the Suckiwake down in less than two seconds. You
would think that if a dude was fancying a return to the Ozeki rank that he'd at
least be able to compete. Takayasu was hapless here in an anticlimactic bout to
finish the day. The result is Hakuho's moving to 13-0 while Takayasu falls to
7-6.
The Mongolians swap partners tomorrow, and if both of them decide to win again,
it will leave both Shodai and Takayasu at 7-7 heading into senshuraku where
those lesser two are likely to face off. In that scenario, you'd have to tout
Shodai as the favorite. I suppose that's getting ahead of ourselves a bit since
we still have some action to cover from Day 13.
M5 Okinoumi gave a clinic today on how to act mukiryoku against Suckiwake
Mitakeumi. From the start, Okinoumi just stood straight up as Mitakeumi moved
forwarding establishing the bout as hidari-yotsu, and Okinoumi did zero to try
and halt his opponent's forward charge or to counter. Mitakeumi's right arm was
not in a great position, and he was far away from an outer grip, but Okinoumi
all but walked backwards with Mitakeumi in tow. After the bout, Yoshida
Announcer and Kitanofuji were describing Mitakeumi's sumo as "Tsuyoi!" or
strong, and my question is how was he strong? What was he fighting against? What
was his opponent doing to counter Mitakeumi's attack? The answer is of course
that Okinoumi was doing absolutely nothing start to finish, and it showed in his
movements, posture, and lack of sumo. Mitakeumi moves to 7-6 with the gift while
Okinoumi's make-koshi is official at 5-8.
Komusubi Wakatakakage has petered out this basho, but to his credit he's also
deferred to a few guys as well. Today against M4 Kotoeko, Wakatakakage couldn't
trust a straight forward attack, and so he shaded to his left firing some timid
pulls. Kotoeko doesn't exactly come out of the gate blazing himself, so when the
two did square up, they were both firing shoves whose purpose was to set up a
pull and not to execute a solid forward-moving attack. Wakatakakage seemed to
have the upper hand, and that baited Kotoeko into a lateral movement to his
right where he went for a pull, but it wasn't good enough nor had he set WTK up
for the move, so the Komusubi easily shoved Eko back and across. Wakatakakage
moves to 4-9 with the win while Kotoeko falls to 2-11.
M6 Kiribayama struck Komusubi Meisei at the tachi-ai and then moved awkwardly to
his left not really going for a pull, but Meisei didn't capitalize, and so as
the two squared back up, Kiribayama kept his arms out wide gifting Meisei
moro-zashi. Because Meisei hadn't created any momentum for himself from the
tachi-ai, Kiribayama's left outer looked quite solid, but the Mongolian didn't
bother using it to attack, and so eventually Meisei nudged Kiribayama upright
and forced him back to the edge. Kiribayama used his heels against the tawara to
stand pat, but he wasn't looking to counter, and so he finally relented in the
end giving Meisei the win by yori-kiri. Meisei moves to 7-6 thanks to a
mukiryoku opponent while Kiribayama had/has plenty of room to sell at 8-5 now.
The star outside of the elite ranks this basho has been M5 Hoshoryu, and he was
paired against fellow countryman M2 Ichinojo today. Ichinojo grabbed an early
left outer from the tachi-ai, but he didn't have anything to the inside with the
right, and so Hoshoryu secured his left inside position and then fought
Ichinojo's right arm to the outside giving Hoshoryu moro-zashi. Ichinojo is one
of the few who can give up moro-zashi and be just fine and it showed here as
Hoshoryu tried to gain an advantage nudging Ichinojo upright, but the Mongolith
wouldn't budge. Hoshoryu next tried to break off Jo's left outer, but he
couldn't do that, and so he ducked his head in a bit going for an inside belt
throw, but that had little effect other than causing the M5 to lose his outer.
Ichinojo let Hoshoryu back into moro-zashi, but the kid was spent and could do
no more. At that point Ichinojo began a slow force-out charge and it allowed
Hoshoryu to slip out left and go for a last ditch tsuki-otoshi. That move also
had little effect but Ichinojo just walked forward and out just as Hoshoryu
touched down with his foot to the venue floor. They signaled towards Ichinojo
but ultimately ordered a redo.
Before we get to the redo, you could clearly see here how Ichinojo is the
superior rikishi. In fact, this guy could be a Yokozuna if he wanted to and if
his stable would let him. He was just toying with Hoshoryu here today with no
intention of winning.
In
the rematch, Hoshoryu got the right arm inside again with Ichinojo assuming the
mammoth left outer...just like the previous bout, and just like the previous
contest, Ichinojo was mukiryoku again refusing to take advantage of a right
inside position. Hoshoryu forced the Mongolith back near the straw early, but
Ichinojo held on and forced the bout back to the center of the ring in the
gappuri migi-yotsu position. Hoshoryu was still overmatched, but Ichinojo let
him perform a maki-kae and once again in moro-zashi and unable to execute a
force-out, Hoshoryu finally went for an inside belt throw and Ichinojo just put
his palm to the dirt and bounced to the edge. Ichinojo made the kid work for it,
but this bout was yaocho through and through. Hoshoryu moves to 9-4 with the
gift while Ichinojo settles for 8-5.
Another Mongolian showing some charity to a fellow youngster was M7 Chiyoshoma
against M10 Kotonowaka. Kiribayama redefined the C3P0 arm tachi-ai today
completely leaving himself exposed at the tachi-ai, but Kotonowaka couldn't
capitalize, and so Kiribayama went a step further by putting his left arm up
high around Kotonowaka's neck, and still Baby Waka was
hesitant.
With Kotonowaka doing nothing, Kiribayama used a very weak kote-nage with the
left to try and force the bout to a nage-no-uchi-ai but when Kotonowaka couldn't
respond in kind with his right inside position, Kiribayama just putt his right
forearm to the dirt as the two crashed down back towards the center of the ring.
They should give the Ginosho to Kiribayama for his orchestration of this bout
alone. What a thing of beauty! Through it all, you could see how hapless
Kotonowaka was at every turn even though his foe was begging him to do
something. And Kotonowaka is the dude who comes away 10-3? What an insult to my
intelligence. Furthermore, I've been watching sumo a long time, and when a dude
has this much dirt on his torso after a bout, he did not win. That was the case
here as Chiyoshoma graciously...and I mean graciously...fell to 7-6.
M10
Tamawashi easily kept pace against M8 Takarafuji standing him up from the
tachi-ai and forcing him back quickly to the edge using nice tsuppari and a
choke hold to boot. As Takarafuji tried to ditch left at the last minute,
Tamawashi caught him square in the torso pushing him back with ease in moving to
10-3. This win will move The Mawashi all the way back up to the jo'i for
September where he has much more room to sell his bouts. As for
Takarafuji, he falls to 8-5 in defeat.
M17 Ichiyamamoto's slide continued today against M10 Terutsuyoshi, and the
rookie is actually managing to look worse and worse each day. The problem with
buying a big chunk of bouts up front is that it does you no good on the backend
when the pressure is on and you still haven't had to face much Makuuchi
pressure. You could totally see the Koumuin show his nerves here with a terrible
tachi-ai where he was already moving back with two arms extended against
T-Tsuyoshi's shoulders. As Ichiyamamoto tried to skirt left, his footwork was
all out of sorts, and Terutsuyoshi was able to easily tackle him down to the
dirt. Ichiyamamoto falls to 7-6 now, and as I predicted a few days ago, the dude
is going to have to buy that last win if he wants kachi-koshi. What a farce this
debut has been. As for Terutsuyoshi, he picks up kachi-koshi at 8-5.
Speaking
of farcical kachi-koshi, M13 Ura entered the day at 8-4 taking on M11 Kaisei,
and Ura didn't necessarily redefine the term speed at the tachi-ai. Slow as
molasses he ducked down and grabbed Kaisei's right leg, but he couldn't budge
the Brasilian, and it was clear at this point that Kaisei wasn't trying to win
the bout. After the ashi-tori failed miserably, Kaisei let Ura get moro-zashi,
but he was still hesitant and so Kaisei was easily able to get the right arm to
the inside. With Kaisei enjoying a firm outer belt grip with the right and the
left inside position, Ura was at his bidding, but Kaisei just stood there
intending on throwing the bout. Ura was still in a bind, but with Kaisei just
welcoming him to go for anything, Ura went for the sori move
(pictured
at left) where he turned around as if to push Kaisei over and down with the back
of his shoulders. He wasn't strong enough to execute the move, however, and so
he quickly turned yanking Kaisei down by the hair with the left hand while
pushing him down by the back of the belt on the other side. Kaisei graciously
stumbled forward and down, but they caught the hair pull and disqualified Ura.
I don't think it could be anymore obvious how mukiryoku Kaisei was today. I
mean, he was just standing there the whole time, and what's worse, he was forced
to watch Ura attempt all of these tricked up moves that failed miserably. The
ashi-tori was useless and then Ura was straining so hard on that sori attempt I
think he half peed himself. Watching Ura today was like watching a band popular
in the 80's who now gets lucky to play casinos on Indian reservations. It was
washed up and uninteresting. Ura falls to 8-5 with the disqualification, and my
question is: does Kaisei have to return the money paid up front for him to be so
mukiryoku? Make Ura come and fight him for it. Kaisei moves to 6-7 after the
bizarre display.
Day 12 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
With
Yokozuna Hakuho and Ozeki Terunofuji on a collision course to meet each other
undefeated on senshuraku, NHK produced a graphic to start the Day 12 broadcast
listing all of the historical occurrences when two rikishi have met undefeated
on senshuraku to determine the yusho. Such a scenario has only happened five
times in the past, and it's certainly not a given yet for this basho, but the
last time we saw such an occurrence came at the 2012 Nagoya basho when Ozeki
Harumafuji and Yokozuna Hakuho faced each other coming into senshuraku 14-0
apiece. Instead of just telling you who won, how about we go to the archives of
ST and let Clancy break it down?
Take it away maestro:
"One
question that often bubbles unbidden to the top of the stew that is my mind is
why do I continue to be interested in sumo? Verily, this is a sport that, even
in its country of origin and on a Day 15 that promises an exceedingly rare clash
of 14-0 rikishi, draws a crowd whose average age is best described as "infinity
plus one."
The answer probably lies in the hold the sport had on me when I was new to
Japan, and also in the grandeur that is a hard fought, honest bout between two
equally matched foes. In its lead up to the clash between Yokozuna Hakuho and
Ozeki Harumafuji, NHK showed a few past bouts wherein a Grand Champion and a
Champion went toe to toe on Day 15 14-0. The best of these was some bout back
when I was biting ankles, late 60s or so. The bout featured I think Yokozuna
Wakanohana (cant recall which just now) taking on another undefeated Ozeki. In
the battle, both men were clearly straining as much as they could, locked into a
tight yotsu battle, mirroring each others stance and moves. The winner took the
yusho by dint of a tiny bit more strength applied here and there. There was no
"Oops, duh me!" moment, no move that either man made which caused me to scratch
my head. It was o-zumo through and through.
I
wish I could say the same about the Hakuho/Harumafuji bout today, but alas I
cannot. The very first mistake by the Yokozuna came right after the tachi-ai,
when they separated for a split second before coming together again. For some
reason, maybe injury, maybe bad timing who knows, Hakuho kept his left arm loose
and up, allowing Harumafuji the deep inside right belt grip when it looked to me
had Hakuho kept his left arm in tight, HE would have been the one with the
inside. But hey, maybe he gave up one thing to get another, as he did manage to
get an inside right grip, while HowDo grabbed an outside left.
With both men returned to the same position on the dohyo as when they began, the
Yokozuna made his second strange choice. He decided to forego using his larger
size and greater strength and take a few seconds to wear down the Ozeki, you
know, sort of hunker down and stick his ass back, lean in on him a little (but
not too much and get slapped down). Suss him out, if you will (and you will!)
No, instead Hakuho decided to rush it. Rush It. If a sumo wrestler who is
clearly bigger and stronger wants to give himself the best chance possible of
losing, he should Rush It!
So Hakuho, with just an inside right grip (and a too deep grip at that),
basically stands upright and walks right into Harumafuji, who with his double
belt grip EASILY swings the somnambulant Kublai around and out via yori-kiri. To
add insult to injury, Hakuho sort of tripped as HowDo pushed him out, and he
crashed ungainly into the fans ringside (breaking one ladies nose and oddly
enough, improving her looks!)."
Ah, the good ole days. It's interesting to read those comments from nine years
ago. You could tell that everyone knew the bout was fake, but ST wasn't so in
your face about it at the time. Furthermore, while we knew that bouts were being
compromised, they weren't trying to shove unworthy Japanese rikishi into elite
ranks on the banzuke nor were they mandating they take the yusho half the time,
and so it was one of those things where you casually comment on it because you
feel gypped and then move on.
Getting back to the present discussion, here is the historical list of past
occasions where undefeated rikishi have met each other on senshuraku:
2012 Nagoya: Ozeki Harumafuji vs. Yokozuna Hakuho
1983 Aki: Yokozuna Takanosato vs. Yokozuna Chiyonofuji
1964 Haru: Yokozuna Taiho vs. Yokozuna Kashiwado
1963 Aki: Yokozuna Kashiwado vs. Yokozuna Taiho
1960 Haru: Yokozuna Wakanohana vs. Tochinishiki
Now, there are still three days to go before we get to senshuraku and starting
tomorrow, the two Yokozuna will be paired against the Japanese "darlings," so
anything could happen, but this is the only storyline we have from the current
basho.
I'm
going to pick and choose bouts today in the interest of time, so let's start off
with M12 Tochinoshin vs. M13 Ura. Ura henka'd right at the tachi-ai and
Tochinoshin wasn't fooled a bit, and as he looked to square back up, Ura went
for a dumb pull, and the pic at right shows how exposed Ura was. Instead
of going for the kill, however, Tochinoshin decided to see how high and how wide
I can point my left elbow on this side while I entirely forget about getting my
right arm to the inside over there. All that did was give Ura something to latch
onto, and with Tochinoshin just creating a link in a chain for him to grab, the
two spun around a coupla times in the dohyo as Ura tried to go for a
kata-sukashi. He wasn't strong
enough
to finish it off, however, and so Tochinoshin just graciously dove across the
straw and down giving Ura the silly win they ruled as tsuki-otoshi. Tsuki-otoshi
is actually a counter move and it implies that Ura's opponent was bearing down
on him from the front, but they had to make something up. This is also the first
time I've seen a dude win by tsuki-otoshi and then proceed to do a frontwards
handstand off of the dohyo and down into the first row. Fixed bouts were obvious
in 2012 and they're just as obvious in 2021 as Ura is gifted kachi-koshi at 8-4
while Tochinoshin falls to the opposite mark of 4-8.
M11 Kotonowaka looked to pad his inflated record against M11 Kaisei, and this
bout was just as bad as the previous one I covered. The two hooked up in
migi-yotsu where Kaisei stayed limp enabling Kotonowaka to grab the left outer
grip, but Kotonowaka was not going chest to chest here, and so the two danced
around the ring a few times with Kaisei constantly getting his hand on
Kotonowaka's belt for an outer grip but then letting it go each time. As I
watched the slow motion replay, I counted six times where Kaisei positioned his
hand on an outer grip and then just let go of it. As for his right arm, Kaisei
shoulda used it to lift Kotonowaka upright or pull him in snug, but he left that
limb limp as ever, and so the two spun around a few times before Kotonowaka
lightly dumped a willing Kaisei over and down. No nage-no-uchi-ai here because
Kaisei would have had to have been position for a scoop throw or an inside belt
throw. Instead, his limp right arm was just along for the ride. Easy yaocho call
here as Kotonowaka is probably the worst 9-3 I've ever seen while Kaisei falls
to 5-7.
M10
Tamawashi and M16 Ishiura never did get in sync at the tachi-ai, but on the
second go-around they let 'em play. Tamawashi just stood straight up knowing
Ishiura couldn't dent him, and it showed when Ishiura went for an early
moro-te-zuki and then just bounced off of the Mongolian. When the two hooked
back up, Ishiura looked to get his left arm inside, but Tamawashi wrapped around
that limb in kote fashion and looked to set up a throw, but he changed
his mind and just pushed him across leading with a left palm to the chest. This
bout was hardly contested as Tamawashi moves to 9-3 while Ishiura falls to 7-5.
M17
Ichiyamamoto was proactive from the tachi-ai delivering a tsuppari attack
against M8 Takarafuji, but the effort had little power behind it, and so
Takarafuji easily circled left making the rookie give chase, and Ichiyamamoto
never did connect on a significant blow. After playing defense for five or six
seconds, Takarafuji looked to get to the inside, and he had an open pathway, and
so Ichiyamamoto backed up looking to set up a pull, but he extended himself too
far, and so Takarafuji just pulled him down back towards the center of the ring.
To describe the two during this contest, Takarafuji was easy-going while
Ichiyamamoto was panicked and hesitant. Looks like the dude is going to have to
buy that eighth win as he rests now at 7-5. As for Takarafuji, he picks up
kachi-koshi at 8-4.
M5 Hoshoryu and M9 Hidenoumi hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, but you
could see Hoshoryu instinctively reach for and then pull away from a left outer
grip that was wide open to him. With Hoshoryu standing there like a wet rag,
Hidenoumi was able to force him over to the edge where the bout should have gone
to a nage-no-uchi-ai with Hidenoumi's left outer grip and Hoshoryu's right
inside position, but Hoshoryu just took his right hand out of position and
rested it on the middle of Hidenoumi's left side. From there, Hoshoryu just
stood still hunched over and balancing on one leg waiting for Hidenoumi to
deliver the final blow, and it eventually came in the form of an uwate-nage.
Hoshoryu landed extremely awkward which is what happens when you let up in a
bout of sumo, but this one was obviously fixed from the get-go as Hoshoryu falls
to 8-4 while Hidenoumi evens things up at 6-6.
Suckiwake Takayasu and M6 Kiribayama struck at the tachi-ai coming away in
hidari-yotsu, and once again, the Suckiwake was unable to defend himself and
kept his left side completely open. As we've seen often this week, Kiribayama
refused to grab the right outer grip, and when I say right outer, I mean right
frontal that likely would have been considered a mae-mitsu. With Takayasu
completely cuffed and stuffed and Kiribayama refusing to do the obvious, the two
stood in the center of the ring for over two minutes shifting spots at times,
and then once Kiribayama faked a suso-harai that was wide open as well, but he
pulled it back. Finally at about the 2:20 mark, someone yelled, "Hey, social
distancing!!" and so the two separated a bit before assuming the grapplin'
position and to this entire point of the bout, Takayasu never had a pot to piss
in nor could he defend himself from anything.

After
a bit more standing around, Takayasu was clearly gassed, and Kiribayama had the
opening for a right kote-nage...or a right outer of course...but he still
refrained. After more separation, Kiribayama had finally had enough I suppose,
so he swooped in grabbing the right belt which was an inner first and then an
outer, and he used that to turn Takayasu around dashi-nage style before going
for a force-out where he just leaned forward begging Takayasu to slap him down
by the shoulder. Takayasu was too gassed, however, and stepped out before he
could execute the move so gunbai to Kiribayama.
Takayasu is such a joke it's embarrassing that people are still using the words
"Takayasu" and "Ozeki" in the same breath. Now at 7-5 with all seven of those
wins purchased, Takayasu will need to go undefeated if he wants to carry on this
nonsense about Ozeki heading into September. As for Kiribayama, he picked up
kachi-koshi and was so generous here in not flat out kicking Takayasu's ass they
should give him a Ginosho for the acting.
Shodai and M5 Okinoumi hooked up in hidari-yotsu, and Okinoumi just stayed limp
refraining from going for the right outer grip, and he just stood there and let
Shodai execute a scoop throw that sent Okinoumi over to the edge. The M5 wasn't
quite out, and so Okinoumi squared up and went for a pull just as Shodai forced
him back that last step. If this bout was real, why don't we see Shodai do this
all the time to lesser opponents? You could just see Okinoumi keeping himself
upright and applying zero pressure to his foe, and this was a puff bout the
entire way as Shodai somehow finds his way to 7-5 while Okinoumi graciously bows
to 5-7.

Ozeki Terunofuji and Komusubi Meisei struck at the tachi-ai but did not come
away in the yotsu position, and so Terunofuji cautiously approached his foe
while Meisei attempted a few jabs and pulls just to test the waters. When that
didn't work, Meisei evaded laterally, and that's when Terunofuji caught him with
the right arm inside and left arm wrapped around up high, and as Meisei tried to
wriggle free, Terunofuji pinned him against the straw and forced him down
kime-taoshi style. Terunofuji breezes to 12-0 here while Meisei falls to 6-6.
Yokozuna
Hakuho drew Suckiwake Mitakeumi in the day's final bout, and the Yokozuna hopped
forward leading with his right foot while securing the inside belt position and
forcing the bout chest to chest. Mitakeumi had no choice but to comply with a
right inside position of his own, so now it was just Hakuho's quest to grab the
left outer. Hakuho forced Mitakeumi near the edge, but he was taking his time
making sure he had his gal in snug, and after resting for nearly 10 seconds,
Hakuho wrenched Mitakeumi to the side, grabbed the left outer grip, and then
pulled the curtain down on the day. Hakuho keeps pace with Terunofuji at 12-0
while Mitakeumi falls now to 6-6.
Up tomorrow is Terunofuji vs. Shodai and then Hakuho vs. Takayasu. The two
Yokozuna will likely switch partners on Saturday, so we'll just have to see what
each chooses to do in terms of giving us an undefeated matchup on Sunday.
As for the leaderboard, it's officially been whittled down to two now. Since
Hakuho or Terunofuji has to win on Sunday, the three-loss rikishi are
mathematically eliminated. I just hope they don't cheapen the tournament by
letting Shodai or Takayasu win over the next few days, but that's why we're
gonna watch.
See everyone tomorrow.
Day 11 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
This
basho is a good example of the predicament within which the Sumo Association
finds itself. It's evident as we head into the Shubansen that there is little to
no drama going on right now in terms of the yusho race. At this point, even if
Hakuho and Terunofuji do decide to lose strategically, it still doesn't change
the yusho race. On one hand, it's nice to see the two Mongolians not have to
drop bouts to keep things interesting. On the other hand, if the Mongolians
don't drop strategic bouts, there's very little interest in the yusho race. And
the problem is not the Mongolians. The problem is the dearth of Japanese rikishi
who are legitimately able to compete for the yusho and the upper ranks of the
banzuke.
Against this backdrop, NHK tried a different twist today for the Day 11
broadcast by putting two rivals in the booth...Kotoshogiku to provide color
analysis and Toyonoshima to provide analysis from the mukou-joumen chair. The
two aren't the most dynamic individuals, but it was good to relive their rivalry
that existed mainly until the two reached the Makuuchi division. They showed the
bout where the two faced off in a yusho ketteisen in the Jonidan division
(Toyonoshima won), and then they went through the history of who achieved
certain statuses first.
I actually enjoy these little blurbs from the past and bouts from the past, but
I sure wish they weren't the only compelling part of the broadcast. We really
need the present to be interesting as well, and it's just tough to stomach an
entire day of Makuuchi bouts and maintain interest. I mean, what's the marquee
matchup today?
It certainly wasn't the M14 Daiamami - J1 Shohozan affair, but let's start there
and work our way up. Daiamami struck well looking to use his girth to gain
moro-zashi, but Shohozan stood his ground well forcing Daiamami to settle for
hidari-yotsu where neither dude had an outer grip. The two were chest to chest
at this point thinking up Plan B, and Shohozan struck first with a right
kote-nage that nearly wrenched Daiamami out of the ring, but Amami the Hutt
fought it off just enough catching Shohozan with the right inside and left
outer, and the gassed Shohozan couldn't defend himself from there. This was a
good start to the day for sure as Daiamami moves to 3-8.
M12 Tochinoshin and M15 Tokushoryu hooked up in hidari-yotsu as well from the
tachi-ai, and these two also went chest to chest in a legitimate bout of o-zumo.
I actually had to check the remote to make sure I was on the right channel, but
indeed I was. Tokushoryu did a good job of applying pressure to Tochinoshin, but
he was too worried about giving up the right outer grip and so that disallowed
him from exerting enough force to win. He showed well, however, driving
Tochinoshin back to the straw, but he couldn't get him across, and you could
just hear both dudes grunting throughout this one. In the end, Tochinoshin went
for a left inside belt throw pulling at Tokushoryu's neck with the right, and he
was able to twist Tokushoryu down for the nice comeback win. The key in this
bout was that Tokushoryu had Tochinoshin more upright than he wanted to be, and
that's what created the level playing field. Very good stuff here as Tochinoshin
moves to 4-7 while Tokushoryu falls to 3-8. Can you imagine if the rikishi
competed like this everyday in every bout? It'd be a different sport.
M11 Kaisei and M15 Tsurugisho looked to hook up in migi-yotsu, but Kaisei
purposefully pulled his right arm to the outside gifting Tsurugisho moro-zashi,
and from that instant you knew where this bout was going. And Tsurugisho wasted
no time taking it there forcing Kaisei back and across in linear fashion without
the slightest notion of a counter move from the Brasilian. I guess this one
ruined our good start to the day as Tsurugisho moves to 7-4 while Kaisei falls
to 5-6 a bit richer.
M16
Ishiura and M10 Terutsuyoshi both came in low at the tachi-ai touching domes and
pushing at the tops of each others shoulder, but when Ishiura ducked even lower,
Terutsuyoshi took advantage getting his left arm hooked to the outside of
Ishiura's right, and that allowed T-Yoshi to execute a nice kote-nage while
moving out left. Terutsuyoshi moves to 6-5 after the methodic win while Ishiura
falls to 7-4.
M17 Ichiyamamoto stepped into the ring to face M10 Tamawashi, and there was no
way that the rookie was going to beat the Mongolian straight up. Ichiyamamoto
did come with arms extended as if to thrust, but it was a timid move, and so
Tamawashi just brushed the rookie's arms aside and said, "I'll show you a real
tsuppari attack." And that he did driving Ichiyamamoto sideways and out with
some vigor. This bout was so lopsided and exhibited the true difference between
these rikishi. This bout had nothing to do with experience and everything to do
with sumo ability, and just like that Ichiyamamoto is erased from the
leaderboard at 7-4 while Tamawashi one-ups him at 8-3.
Ichiyamamoto's
skid the last few days left M11 Kotonowaka as the only other token member on the
leaderboard. Today the kid faced M9 Shimanoumi and someone from the Kotonowaka
camp obviously forgot to furi-komi the money Shimanoumi's way. From the
tachi-ai, Shimanoumi burrowed in low with the right arm to the inside, but more
importantly he had Kotonowaka upright. Gone was the swift and fake yori attack
we've seen from Baby Waka so far, and the kid was now in complete defensive
mode. Shimanoumi isn't the most brilliant tactician, but he was smart enough to
keep Kotonowaka upright as he tried to worm his way to a left outer grip. He'd
never really get it, but he had Kotonowaka on defense throughout, and as Baby
Waka began to tire, he knew his only hope was a counter move. Said move was an
attempted maki-kae with the left, but that was the final momentum shift
Shimanoumi needed to force Kotonowaka back and across.
This was actually a very competitive bout of sumo and nicely fought from both
parties, and it frustrates me that guys like Kotonowaka aren't given an
opportunity to improve because they're involved in so many compromised bouts.
The result knocks Kotonowaka off of the leaderboard at 8-3 while Shimanoumi
improves to 6-5.
M16 Chiyonokuni won the tachi-ai against M9 Hidenoumi using decent tsuppari to
keep Hidenoumi upright, but instead of trusting his attack and moving forward,
you could see Kuni looking to win by pull. This allowed Hidenoumi to counter
with shoves of his own, but they were defensive, and so Chiyonokuni set the pace
throwing the better shoves and eventually working his way up and under Hidenoumi
allowing him to score the nice oshi-dashi win. Chiyonokuni moves to 6-5 while
Hidenoumi falls to 5-6.
M7 Chiyoshoma went hard at M12 Kagayaki from the tachi-ai but didn't have any
luck bullying him around. On the contrary, Kagayaki's presence forced Chiyoshoma
to backpedal to his left and as Kagayaki gave chase, Chiyoshoma caught him with
a pretty good slap to the left ear, and that threw Kagayaki off of his game
enough to where Chiyoshoma moved in with the right arm and felled his opponent
with a scoop throw. Content-wise, this was not a good bout, but Chiyoshoma does
pick up the win moving to 7-4 while Kagayaki falls to 4-7.
M7
Myogiryu won the tachi-ai against M14 Chiyonooh and immediately began forcing Oh
back as the two hooked up in migi-yotsu, but Chiyonooh used his left arm wrapped
around Myogiryu's right to stave off the ultimate force-out at the edge, and as
Myogiryu reloaded, Chiyonooh let him come forward a half step in order to grab
the left outer grip. With Myogiryu's pressing in tight at the edge, Chiyonooh
was able to use that outer grip and his right inside position to twist Myogiryu
over and down utchari style. The ref pointed towards Myogiryu, but they called a
mono-ii and reversed the decision. This has been an incredibly good day of sumo
to this point with so many well-contested bouts as Chiyonooh moves to 5-6 while
Myogiryu falls to 2-9.
And then to spoil the fun...up steps M13 Ura to face M6 Kiribayama. There is no
way on God's green earth that Ura can beat this Mongolian in a straight up
fight, but money talks as we all know, and that was the case here. Ura's
tachi-ai was unspectacular as the dude lined up a full step behind his line, and
so Kiribayama moved forward getting his left arm sorta to the inside with the
right hand wrapped up high around Ura's left. At this point, Kiribayama coulda
reeled his gal in snug, but he did nothing with the inside position and actually
pulled that left arm up high before wrapping it around Ura's right arm. Ura
technically had moro-zashi, but he was still at Kiribayama's mercy as the two
stood in the center of the ring with Kiribayama pinching in tight enough to
where he could have executed a kime-dashi or kime-taoshi. He did neither and
instead waited for Ura to finally execute a pull, and when it came, Kiribayama
played along moving forward in tow and taking a large step with the right leg
stepping out of the dohyo altogether as Ura executed a scoop throw with the
right. It was a decent move by Ura at the edge, but it was against a completely
mukiryoku opponent. Ura is gifted his 7-4 record while Kiribayama falls to the
same mark. There was mild applause after this one, and I get the sense that the
fans are bored already with gimmick guys like Ura.
M13 Chiyomaru kept his arms low at the tachi-ai against M6 Onosho forgetting his
bread and butter tsuppari attack, and when Maru did finally bring his arms up,
it was in an effort to set up a pull that was really an excuse to back himself
to the edge. As he did this, Onosho easily followed suit scoring the push-out of
his self-compromised opponent in mere seconds. This was a bland bout as both
rikishi end the day at 4-7.
M5 Okinoumi and M8 Takarafuji hooked up in hidari-yotsu, and Okinoumi failed to
take advantage of his own left arm to the inside to neutralize Takarafuji's
attack. As a result, Takarafuji with his crocodile arms and all was able to grab
and uncontested right outer grip and then use that as an anchor to force the
listless Okinoumi back and across. If you watch the slo-mo replay on the other
side, you can see how Okinoumi keeps his left hand shallow and right in the
middle of Takarafuji's side...not looking to grab the belt nor looking to lift
up into Takarafuji's armpit. Easy yaocho call here as Takarafuji moves to 7-4
while Okinoumi is 5-6.
M3 Hokutofuji moved slightly left at the tachi-ai against M8 Aoiyama, who put
both hands forward as if to push, but the Happy Bulgar was not looking to
execute a forward attack. Rather, he kept those hands forward and just started
backing up as if to pull, but you know when Aoiyama is really trying to pull.
This was just his way of setting himself up so Hokutofuji could catch up and
push him across in the end. With Aoiyama, the question is does he try and
advance across his starting line or does he just back up? He gave this one to
Hokutofuji who moves to 6-5 while Aoiyama himself falls to 4-7 a bit wealthier.
M2
Ichinojo executed a nice hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping M2 Takanosho with the left
and getting the right arm inside. Unlike Aoiyama in the previous bout, Ichinojo
was moving well across his starting line, and Takanosho couldn't stop the
momentum, and so he danced to his right while Ichinojo attempted to grab a left
outer grip. Ichinojo would never get it, but he didn't need it as Takanosho got
as far as the other side of the ring before the Mongolith pushed him out from
there. Ichinojo snags himself kachi-koshi at 8-3 while Takanosho falls to 5-6.
M1 Daieisho put two hands towards M4 Chiyotairyu at the tachi-ai, but Tairyu
just blew right through them coming hard and knocking Daieisho back on one foot,
but Chiyotairyu's charge wasn't fast enough, and so Daieisho was able to skirt
left and fire off an inashi into Chiyotairyu's right side, and that threw him
off balance to the point where Daieisho could swoop in for the oshi-dashi win.
Not exactly how Daieisho drew it up, but he'll take it as both rikishi reside
now at 2-9.
M4 Kotoeko offered a right hand towards Komusubi Meisei's face, but if you're
going to slap, you've gotta slap. Eko didn't and that allowed Meisei to rush
forward hard and just body Kotoeko back leading with a right frontal grip, and
as Kotoeko tried to dodge both left and right, Meisei's momentum was too strong,
and he forced Kotoeko back with some oomph in under three seconds. Good stuff
here from Meisei who moves to 6-5 while Kotoeko joins his M4 counterpart
Chiyotairyu at 2-9.
Suckiwake
Takayasu was awkward at the tachi-ai against M2 Tobizaru unable to connect on
anything against his smaller opponent, and so the two just stood there for about
10 seconds trading ineffective slaps and looking for pulls. Tobizaru's speed was
actually foiling Fraudayasu a bit, and there were multiple instances when he
could have gotten to the side of the Suckiwake and done some damage, but he
dutifully stayed in front of his foe until Takayasu tired out and both rikishi
put hands on shoulders in the grapplin' position. From there, Takayasu regained
his breath and went for a quick pull that didn't really connect, but Tobizaru
just dove to the dirt anyway kicking his leg up wildly. If you're really an
Ozeki hopeful, is this the best you can do against Tobizaru?? Takayasu moves to
7-4 with the gift and dude's purchased all seven of his wins this basho. As for
Tobizaru, he falls to make-koshi at 3-8.

Ozeki Terunofuji got the early left belt grip (called mae-mitsu) against
Sekiwake Mitakeumi, and the Ozeki just lifted his foe up to his tip toes as he
bodied him back in about three seconds. The power of that mae-mitsu was that
Mitakeumi couldn't evade left or right, and Terunofuji completely dismantled him
here. Fuji is a step closer to Yokozuna at 11-0 while Mitakeumi falls to 6-5.
M5
Hoshoryu kept his arms open for Shodai who plowed forward well from the
tachi-ai, but he couldn't establish anything to the inside or grab a belt grip.
Hoshoryu easily staved off that charge and as soon as he braced a foot against
the tawara, Shodai quickly lost confidence and went for a pull. In the process,
Hoshoryu rushed forward causing Shodai to defend himself with the left inside
position, but that allowed Hoshoryu to grab a right outer grip, and as Shodai
looked to evade, Hoshoryu easily wrapped his right leg around Shodai's left and
just tripped him down as Shodai looked to run. The optics the last half of this
bout did not favor Shodai whatsoever. Hoshoryu was not going 100%, and he still
soundly defeated his foe while picking up kachi-koshi in the process at 8-3. As
for Shodai, he falls to 6-5 with both Yokozuna left on his card, so unless they
let up for him, he can only lose once more.
In
the day's final affair, Yokozuna Hakuho and Komusubi Wakatakakage were out of
sync at the tachi-ai as Hakuho came with a light kachi-age with the left, but
once the two settled in the bout turned to migi-yotsu where Hakuho looked for
the left outer grip while Wakatakakage just looked to get the hell outta there.
With Wakatakakage trying to mawari-komu right, Hakuho stayed snug and caught him
near the edge where he used that initial inside position to yori-taoshi
Wakatakakage across and down. Wakatakakage is one of the brighter spots for
Japanese sumo right now, but you could see the difference in ability on display
here as Hakuho joins Terunofuji at 11-0 with Wakatakakage falling to 3-8.
And that's a Day 11 wrap where the leaderboard now looks like this:
11-0: Hakuho, Terunofuji
Should both Hakuho and Terunofuji manage to lose a bout apiece, here are the
three-loss rikishi waiting to hop back on the leaderboard:
8-3: Ichinojo, Hoshoryu, Tamawashi, Kotonowaka
Of those six rikishi, can't seem to quite put my finger on which one is out of
place.
Day 10 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
With
Hakuho and Terunofuji coasting towards the finish line, the media has started to
branch out a bit more into other intriguing storylines, and the one leading the
pack right now is the background of our lone Makuuchi rookie, Ichiyamamoto. The
dude was always involved in sumo growing up due to his large frame, but after
graduating from college, he was hired on as a civil servant working at the
Fukushima Town Hall somewhere in Hokkaido. Specifically, Ichiyamamoto was placed
in the town's department of education where he worked for just over a year
before he decided to quit his job (against the vehement protests from his
mother) and give professional sumo wrestling a try.
If you're ever listening the Japanese and they mention the word "Koumuin," that
means civil servant, and so they're talking about his brief work history in the
Fukushima Town Hall. I actually worked with hundreds of Koumuin back in the day,
and if you could sum their image up in one word it'd be nerdy. Now, there were
some pretty cool guys who were good at tennis or who liked the NFL, etc. but on
average they were pretty nerdy guys. The reason I even mention this is the
public in general just can't picture a Koumuin deciding to enter sumo wrestling
and making it to the Makuuchi division.
Back when I was technically a Koumuin myself working at the Fukuoka City Hall,
there was a dude in sumo named Tomonohana who actually worked as a school
teacher before quitting his job and throwing his mawashi in the ring. Like
Ichiyamamoto, he was able to make it to the Makuuchi division, and I think he
fought there four or five years. I still remember people would yell out "Narimatsu
Sensei!!" from the stands as Tomonohana went through his shikiri rituals.
Anyway, I guess the point in all of this is that Ichiyamamoto is being
celebrated for everything except the content of his sumo. I've seen one good
move from him this basho, but with so many bouts compromised, I still don't have
a good reading on the dude.
Since I opened with M17 Ichiyamamoto, we may as well start there as he was
paired against M11 Kotonowaka in the fifth bout on the day. These two guys are
very similar in that they're both huge physically, but they're both involved in
so much yaocho that it's hard to get a good reading on just how good (or bad)
they really are. In their contest today with yusho implications on the line, the
bout went quickly to migi-yotsu where Kotonowaka grabbed the early left outer
grip. Ichiyamamoto is listed as an oshi/tsuki guy, so to have this start out as
yotsu-zumo left him at a disadvantage. Still, I don't believe that the rookie
was trying to win here. First, he didn't pull his right arm to the outside, but
he pulled it back from prime position and didn't bother to use it to halt his
opponent's momentum or lift Kotonowaka upright. On the other side, Ichiyamamoto
was also indifferent about grabbing a left outer grip of his own, and to make
matters worse, he lifted that left arm up high in kubi-nage position, and that
left him so exposed that Kotonowaka stormed him back and across from there in
mere seconds.
I'm quite sure this bout was fixed because we never see Kotonowaka win in
textbook fashion like this. Ichiyamamoto also didn't even try to do anything
beneficial to his cause, so I think this was prearranged coming in. Regardless
of that, both of these guys continue to be steeped in yaocho as Kotonowaka is
gifted kachi-koshi at 8-2 while Ichiyamamoto falls to 7-3. Ichiyamamoto falls
off of the leaderboard for now, but he'll likely walk away with a Kantosho. As
for Kotonowaka, this run has all been a fraud and isn't keeping anyone
interested.
Starting off the day was M14 Chiyonooh who came flat-footed against J1
Yutakayama, and so Yutakayama was able to use a right thrust into Oh's jaw while
lifting him upright with the left arm, and Yutakayama naturally just drifted
left keeping Oh upright and on the run, and as Chiyonooh looked to duck back
into the bout, Yutakayama felled him with a nicely-timed pull. Yutakayama moves
to 9-1 with the win and will be right back in Makuuchi come September ready to
broker more bouts. As for Chiyonooh, he falls to 4-6 in defeat.

M16 Chiyonokuni's tachi-ai against M13 Ura was horrible as he aligned his feet
while hopping forward. Ura wasn't necearrily plowing forward either, so there
was social distancing from the start. Ura did advance ducking and swiping
cautiously, and even though he didn't necessarily connect, Chiyonokuni just
backed himself all the way to edge. From there, Ura plodded forward and was able
to shove the self-compromised Chiyonokuni back that final step in a very ugly
bout. Ura moves to 6-4 while Chiyonokuni falls to 5-5.
M16 Ishiura henka'd to his left grabbing the early outer grip on M12
Tochinoshin's mawashi, and Ishiura kept spinning left causing both rikishi to do
a complete turn. When the dust settled, the two ended up where they started, and
with Ishiura still holding that left outer grip, Tochinoshin intentionally
failed to counter with a deep right inside. With Shin holding his right arm
inwards and out of harm's way, it was easy to see how this bout would finish.
Tochinoshin offered a token if not meaningless leg kick that didn't come close
to connecting, and then shortly after Ishiura dashi-nage'd Tochinoshin over to
the edge and out as Shin was half-assed in his counter pull attempt. The moment
Tochinoshin didn't get his right arm to the inside after the initial henka, I
knew the result of this one as Ishiura moves to 7-3 while Tochinoshin falls to
3-7.
M12 Kagayaki offered a light moro-te-zuki M11 Kaisei's way, but he wasn't
driving with his legs and instead was going through the mukiryoku motions. As
for Kaisei, it looked to me as if he could have forced the bout chest to chest
in migi-yotsu, but he wasn't moving forward either, and so you had two big guys
here applying little pressure to each other. After the moro-te-zuki, Kagayaki's
next offensive move was a light slap to Kaisei's right shoulder, but once again,
it was a harmless move and so both dudes pushed into each other up high before
Kaisei went for his own right swipe downward against Kagayaki's left side, and
that was the M12's cue to just hit the dirt in exaggerated fashion. His fall was
so dramatic that Kaisei actually tripped over Kagayaki landing right on top of
him in a heap before rolling off the dohyo altogether. What a terrible bout of
sumo this was between two merchants constantly brokering their bouts. Kaisei
moves to 5-5 with the win while Kagayaki falls to 4-6.
M10 Tamawashi caught M15 Tokushoryu with his long tsuppari attack of the law
standing Tokushoryu up and driving him back, and when Tokushoryu knew he had no
hope going straight up, he began evading to his left, but his movements were so
slow that Tamawashi easily stayed square pushing Tokushoryu in the back a few
times driving him clear off the corner of the dohyo where they keep the salt
bucket. Tokushoryu did not land on the hana-michi gracefully and nearly rolled
over one of the mamas in a kimono sitting ringside. That close call was more
intriguing than the bout itself as Tamawashi improves to 7-3 while Tokushoryu
slides to 3-7.
M10 Terutsuyoshi moved right against M14 Daiamami at the tachi-ai and just
stooped down grabbing Daiamami's left leg, and he executed the nice ashi-tori
lifting Daiamami off balance and causing him to hop back and across the straw.
Terutsuyoshi moves to 5-5 with the nifty win while Daiamami suffers make-koshi
already at 2-8.
M8 Takarafuji bumped M15 Tsurugisho upright from the tachi-ai as he looked to
latch onto the front of Tsurugi the Hutt's belt, and once secured, Takarafuji
just rode the momentum forcing Tsurugisho back and across without argument. The
key here was keeping Tsurugisho upright throughout as Takarafuji moves to 6-4
while Tsurugisho falls to the same mark.
M8 Aoiyama started with his hands low against M13 Chiyomaru before bringing them
up into a light moro-zashi, but Aoiyama wasn't looking to shove here or to apply
any pressure, and so Maru easily stepped to his left offering a light pull
Aoiyama's way, and the Happy Bulgar just flopped forward and down giving
Chiyomaru the cheap win. No doubt this one was fixed as both rikishi end the day
at 4-6.
M7 Myogiryu aligned his feet against M9 Hidenoumi at the tachi-ai really putting
himself at Hidenoumi's bidding, but the M9 wasn't exactly blazing out of his
crouch grabbing a handful of Myogiryu's sagari and little else. After chucking
the useless accessory aside, Hidenoumi moved to his left going for a dangerous
pull at the edge, but Myogiryu helped his cause by just diving to the dirt
before Hidenoumi stepped across. What a bad bout of sumo here start to finish as
Hidenoumi uglies his way to 5-5 while Myogiryu suffers make-koshi at 2-8.
M7 Chiyoshoma looked to get his left arm inside from the tachi-ai, but M9
Shimanoumi went for a quick maki-kae to disallow the move, and so Chiyoshoma
moved wide left going for a pull, and as Shimanoumi looked to respond, his feet
just gave out from under him and he plopped to the dirt just like that...all in
about two seconds. Chiyoshoma moves to 6-4 with the easy win while Shimanoumi
falls to 5-5.
M6 Kiribayama tsupparie'd his way onto a left outer grip of M4 Kotoeko's mawashi
and then positioned his right arm to the inside forcing the bout to migi-yotsu.
Kotoeko complied with the same grips of his own sending the bout to
gappuri-yotsu-zumo, and that's a position you never want to find yourself in
against a Mongolian...if said Mongolian is trying to win, and Kiribayama was
here. When Kotoeko tried a few light gaburi belly shoves, Kiribayama used the
momentum shift to pivot out wide and bowl Kotoeko over with a nicely executed
uwate-nage. Just how they write it up as Kiribayama moves to 7-3 while Kotoeko
falls to make-koshi at 2-8.
M3 Hokutofuji shaded left at the tachi-ai as he is wont to do, but that was
mostly due to M6 Onosho's catching him with a right choke hold from the start.
Onosho nudged Hokutofuji back to the edge, but there wasn't a ton of force
behind the shove attack, and so Hokutofuji countered with his own right hand up
and under Onosho's left pit, and that enabled the stronger and better Hokutofuji
to turn the tables and shove Onosho back across the dohyo and out. Hokutofuji
evens things up at 5-5 while Onosho falls to 3-7.
M5 Hoshoryu stayed hot against M3 Tobizaru forcing their bout to hidari-yotsu
from the tachi-ai, but Tobizaru did well to burrow in tight and keep Hoshoryu
upright enough to where he was far away from a right outer grip. After standing
in a stalemate for about 10 seconds, Hoshoryu tested the maki-kae waters, and
when he could tell Tobizaru wouldn't make him pay, he went for the move for
reals succeeding in threatening moro-zashi. Tobizaru tried to escape from the
move and go for a desperate pull, but Hoshoryu caught him with a nice shove to
send him across for good. This was actually well fought by both parties as
Hoshoryu moves to 7-3 while Tobizaru falls to 3-7.
M1 Daieisho did well to try and shove M2 Ichinojo away from the belt, but he
couldn't quite bully the Mongolith back and out. While Ichinojo was content
playing defense, he countered Daieisho's shove with a few defensive pushes of
his own, a threatened right arm to the inside, and then finally, a mammoth shove
with the right to Daieisho's left side that sent him down hard in the center of
the dohyo. Ichinojo's a beast for sure as he moves to 7-3 while Daieisho falls
to 1-9. Ee gads!
M2 Takanosho kept both arms in tight as if he wanted moro-zashi from the
tachi-ai against Komusubi Meisei, but Meisei moved left befuddling the M2, and
as Takanosho looked to square back up and shove Meisei back, the Komusubi next
moved right, and as he did, Takanosho had already lost his footing and was on
his way down, so the slapdown from Meisei was largely academic. Both rikishi end
the day at 5-5.
I'm
really glad that I pointed out the Takayasu - Mitakeumi matchup from Day 8
because we saw the exact same circumstance today in the Suckiwake Takayasu -
Komusubi Wakatakakage matchup. Wakatakakage easily won the tachi-ai standing
Takayasu upright and getting his left arm inside, and then just as we saw with
Mitakeumi, the Komusubi refrained from grabbing a right outer grip that was wide
open. Also like the Takayasu - Mitakeumi bout from Sunday, Takayasu could do
nothing to neutralize his opponent. After WTK refused to grab the outer grip the
first five seconds of the bout, he next pulled away feigning a kata-sukashi, and
then a tottari, and then another tottari and on and on. Takayasu could never
keep pace with the Komusubi, but it was clear that Wakatakakage was not trying
to win the bout. In the end with Takayasu completely gassed, Wakatakakage began
a mild force-out charge with his face buried into that forest of hair on
Takayasu's torso, and as soon as he felt the right counter tsuki-otoshi coming
from Takayasu, Wakatakakage just dove to the dirt giving the Suckiwake the
ill-gotten win. As for Takayasu, he was so out of control he flew into the
suna-kaburi, something you never see from the winner in a straight up bout that
ends in tsuki-otoshi. This was not straight up of course, and Takayasu buys yet
another ugly win moving to 6-4 in the process. They described Takayasu's sumo
today as "nebari-zuyoi," or persevering. At least they didn't say "gaman."
As for Wakatakakage, he really took one for the team here in falling to 3-7, and
as usual, they can't describe definite moves that Takayasu made, so they use
tired adjectives instead.
Ever
notice how Shodai and Takayasu win in the same manner? Their bouts have no
continuity, and then it's usually this strange finish that can't really be
described. Today against Suckiwake Mitakeumi, the flow of the bout was more
natural as Mitakeumi had the wide open path to the left inside, but he kept his
elbow bent inwards as if to kachi-age, but all he really did was bow his head
and lean into Shodai, and the slapdown came maybe three seconds in. It's
astonishing how much charity Shodai gets these days as both of these dudes now
reside at 6-4.
Ozeki
Terunofuji drew M4 Chiyotairyu, and the latter was not in sync at the tachi-ai.
Chiyotairyu jumped a half second early and thinking it was a false start, he
stood straight up and stopped, but the ref said "Hakkeyoi!" so the bout was on.
With Chiyotairyu standing upright, Terunofuji rushed in, secured the left inside
and the right outer grip and that's all she wrote. This one should have been
called back because Terunofuji did not put both fists to the dirt, but that's
the way it goes sometimes. Chiyotairyu wouldn't have won anyway as Terunofuji is
perfect at 10-0 while Chiyotairyu falls to 2-8.
In
the day's final affair, Yokozuna Hakuho executed a perfect hari-zashi tachi-ai
against M5 Okinoumi slapping with the right while getting the left arm inside.
As Hakuho bodied Okinoumi upright, he grabbed the right outer grip, and it took
a quarter turn to Okinoumi's left before Hakuho had him forced out. Textbook
sumo here as Hakuho keeps pace with Fuji at 10-0 while Okinoumi falls to 5-5.
With five days left, your leaderboard is as follows:
10-0: Hakuho, Terunofuji
8-2: Kotonowaka
If there wasn't so much going on in the sporting world (think Shohei Otani), I'd
think the NSK would be inclined to encourage a more interesting yusho race, but
I think they just want to get through this without any negative headlines. We
shall see.
Day 9 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
I
suppose I picked three pretty good days to go AWOL. Days 6-8 were really no
different from the first five days of the basho, and it seems that everyone is
resigned to the fact that this basho should come down to the Hakuho - Terunofuji
matchup on senshuraku. Even the media is posting headlines that say, "Who's out
there that can stop Hakuho or Terunofuji?" and the answer is nobody except
themselves. They aren't exactly phrasing the answer as I just did, but they
don't have an alternative answer...because there is nobody to stop them. It
doesn't mean that the two won't decide to drop a bout in Week 2, but the overall
feeling I got heading into this basho is the Sumo Association just wanted to
complete the basho without any more controversy.
I don't believe there is really anything major to hit on from the last three
days, but I will bring up a specific bout from Sunday: Takayasu vs. Mitakeumi.
From the tachi-ai, Mitakeumi had Takayasu by the short hairs in a hidari-yotsu
contest where Mitakeumi had Takayasu's left arm pinned inwards and completely
neutralized. Normally when a rikishi has such ideal position, they grab the easy
right outer grip at the front of the belt and then dispatch their foe either by
uwate-nage, a dashi-nage, or even an easy yori-kiri as they can wrench their
opponent upright and turn him 90 degrees. In the case of this bout yesterday,
Mitakeumi stood there for about 30 seconds utterly refusing to grab the right
outer grip even though it was right in front of him. With Takayasu able to do
nothing, Mitakeumi finally went for a useless maki-kae giving Takayasu the
momentum shift he needed to finally do something and force the willing Mitakeumi
back and across.
Kisenosato happened to be in the booth yesterday providing color, and as they
watched the replay, he was blabbering a hundred miles an hour and managing to
still say nothing at all. He kept saying that this was a "gaman-taiketsu" or an
endurance bout for Takayasu, but never once did he mention Mitakeumi's right arm
or the fact that he should have grabbed the outer grip right in front of him.
What we can learn from this bout itself and the analysis afterwards is that
Kisenosato either purposefully glossed over Mitakeumi's superior position in
order to cover up the yaocho, or he didn't recognize it because he's an idiot.
Furthermore, the maki-kae is used by an opponent on defense or an opponent in a
stalemate who needs the upper hand. Mitakeumi was neither on defense in this
one, and he had the upper hand one second into the bout as the following
pictures illustrate:

I could have taken 10 pictures from various angles that show how creative
Mitakeumi was getting with the right arm doing everything BUT grabbing the easy
right outer grip, a move that anybody in Makuuchi let alone all the other
divisions would have instinctively executed. There were just so many basic,
obvious points from that bout that went completely unsaid by the Japanese media,
so the only deduction is that they're either clueless or they're covering
something up.
Enough of that nonsense. Let's start our coverage of the bouts by reviewing the
leaderboard as displayed by NHK at the start of the Day 9 broadcast:
8-0: Hakuho, Terunofuji
6-2: Tamawashi, Kotonowaka, Ichiyamamoto
They were being extremely gracious in going down to two losses, but I get why
they did it. As for Kotonowaka and Ichiyamamoto, they received some mild press
over the weekend, but they still can't be focused on too much because of all the
bouts they're buying to maintain those records. People are pretty gullible, but
at a certain point they will catch on, and that's why I think the Nagoya
faithful here are choosing to appreciate the greatness they're seeing from
Hakuho and Terunofuji rather than buying into the stupid hype surrounding dudes
who are just buying their bouts hand over fist.
Let's start from the bottom up yet again today meaning we start with M15
Tsurugisho against J3 Wakamotoharu. The two hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the
tachi-ai where Tsurugisho just rushed the Juryo dude back and across in linear
fashion. The M15 didn't even need a right outer grip it was that easy, and I
haven't seen enough legit sumo from Wakamotoharu (I actually haven't seen ANY
sumo from WMH) to know if he was mukiryoku or simply overwhelmed. I think it was
the latter as Tsurugisho moves to 6-3 with the nice win.
M13 Chiyomaru stuck both hands out against M17 Ichiyamamoto but didn't really
push opting to feign a light pull that never really came. What it did do was
allow the rookie to force the bout to the belt, and so the two hooked up in
migi-yotsu where Ichiyamamoto had the easy left outer grip. Chiyomaru could have
evened things up on the other side, but he never did
attempt
to grab a left outer of his own. With the two standing chest to chest, the
rookie tested the force-out waters a few times, but he couldn't budge Chiyomaru
a centimeter back, and he actually lost the outer grip the second time around.
Chiyomaru wasn't looking to win the bout, however, and so he was content to
stand there and "gaman." The bout lasted a minute and a half, but in the end,
Chiyomaru finally let up and allowed Ichiyamamoto to force him back and across
although the ending was not decisive. Normally, a rikishi in Maru's position
would counter with a kote-nage, a sukui-nage, or a tsuki-otoshi...options that
were open to him, but this bout was fixed gifting the rookie another ill-gotten
win and so the ending saw both rikishi flailing a bit as they crossed the straw.
Ichiyamamoto moves to 7-2 and will likely take away a Kantosho, but any awards
and his record are not a true reflection of his sumo content this basho. As for
Chiyomaru, he laughs all the way to the bank at 3-6.
M12 Kagayaki came with both arms pointing downwards as M16 Ishiura henka'd to
his left, and even though Kagayaki squared up just fine and had Ishiura a half
step from an easy pushout, instead of going for the win, Kagayaki dangled his
hands up high just gifting Ishiura moro-zashi. With Kagayaki purposefully limp,
he allowed Ishiura to force the action back to the center of the ring where he
then went for a mediocre kata-sukashi, and that was Kagayaki's cue to just put a
left palm and right elbow to the dirt. Obvious mukiryoku sumo here as Ishiura
buys his way to 6-3 while Kagayaki falls to 4-5.
M12 Tochinoshin lightly put his left arm towards the front of M14 Chiyonooh's
belt at the tachi-ai, but he didn't grab it nor did he go for the inside
position with either arm. The result was Chiyonooh flirting with moro-zashi, but
with Shin's right arm in tight, he relented and settled for the easy outer grip
with the left. Now in the migi-yotsu position, Tochinoshin instinctively reached
for a left outer of his own and had his hand right there in position, but he
took it away continuing to make all the wrong moves in an effort to give Oh the
win. As Chiyonooh attempted the force out charge, Tochinoshin had room to
counter with an inside belt throw, but he instead lamely went for a light pull
bringing Chiyonooh towards his body just aiding further in the force-out.
Tochinoshin is hoarding cash like crazy now at 3-6, and I'm pretty sure he's got
his eye on a nice piece of land near his hometown in Georgia. As for Chiyonooh,
he picks up the harmless win moving to 4-5.
M16 Chiyonokuni completely aligned his feet at the tachi-ai against M11
Kotonowaka allowing the latter to just plug away at target practice. It took
Baby Waka a second or two to clue into it as he wasn't looking to tsuppari from
the tachi-ai, but as Kuni waltzed backwards keeping his feet aligned, Kotonowaka
managed the sloppy tsuki-dashi win. I say sloppy because in watching the slow
motion replay, Kotonowaka wasn't really connecting in all the right places with
his tsuppari. They were quite wild, and Kuni could have easily moved laterally
had he wanted to, but that wasn't in the cards here as Kotonowaka buys his 7-2
record. Curiously, they didn't show an update of the leaderboard after this win
nor after Ichiyamamoto's win, which shows you just how seriously they consider
these two as part of the yusho race. As for Chiyonokuni, he falls to 5-4 in
defeat.
The guest in the mukou-joumen chair for today's broadcast was recently-retired
Ikioi (current Kasugayama-oyakata). They showed a "win" against Hakuho at the
2017 Haru Basho (Ikioi's home basho of course); they showed a few clips of Ikioi
singing at the annual Ozumo Fukushi charity event held each February; and then
they also showed a picture of Ikioi in 5th grade flanked by Tokushoryu to his
right and Goeido to his left. All three of these rikishi are from the Osaka area
and apparently knew of each other from very early on in their Shougakkou
careers.

As for Ikioi's analysis, it was quite bland and consisted mostly of a bunch of
"So desu ne" expressions. I doubt they'll have him back he was that
uninteresting in the booth, and what's worse, Pocari Sweat used to be my
favorite sports drink in Japan. Looks like I'll have to switch to Aquarius now.
Moving right along, M11 Kaisei got the easy right arm to the inside against M14
Daiamami followed by a left outer grip, and there was nothing Daiamami could do
as Kaisei executed the textbook yori-kiri charge dispatching his foe in about
three seconds. Kaisei moves to 4-5 with the win while Daiamami is on the brink
at 2-7.
Ikioi's pal M15 Tokushoryu was up next doing battle against M10 Terutsuyoshi,
and when Terutsuyoshi charged, Tokushoryu's left hand was still well above the
dohyo floor. The ref and the judges missed it, however, so the bout was on with
Tokushoryu standing there as if to say, "WTF?" Terutsuyoshi took clear advantage
getting the right hand on the front of Tokushoryu's belt, and he just lifted him
up while forcing him back quickly, and as Tokushoryu looked to stand his ground
at the edge, Terutsuyoshi used his right leg nicely to trip at the back of
Tokushoryu's left stump toppling him over in kiri-kaeshi fashion. Terutsuyoshi
moves to 4-5 with the win while Tokushoryu falls to 3-6.

Speaking of awkward tachi-ai, M8 Takarafuji stood straight up with his feet
aligned against M13 Ura, and the veteran just stood there allowing Ura to duck
his head in tight before he decided to pull at Takarafuji's listless left arm.
Takarafuji just went with it stumbling forward and down as Ura tried not to trip
over him there in a heap on the dohyo floor. The response here was tepid because
everyone knew the bout was fixed, but whatever as both dudes end the day at 5-4.
M10 Tamawashi always does his best to remove his name from the leaderboard as
soon as it appears there, and today against M7 Chiyoshoma, Tamawashi was late in
putting his fists down at the tachi-ai as Chiyoshoma henka'd wildly to his
right. Tamawashi's tardiness allowed him the chance to see his opponent's move
similarly to the way guys taking penalty kicks try and bait the goalie into
moving right or left before they strike. Instead of taking advantage of his
compromised opponent, Tamawashi just moved forward and went along with the
pull-down by Chiyoshoma. It took them a bit to decide on the winning technique,
which often happens in fixed bouts, but they finally settled on hataki-komi.
Tamawashi falls to 6-3 and performed an amazing crab walk across the dohyo with
just his palms and feet touching down while Chiyoshoma is a harmless 5-4.
M7 Myogiryu put both hands forward against M9 Shimanoumi at the tachi-ai before
the two hooked up in migi-yotsu where Myogiryu settled for a right inside belt
grip. The two dug in a bit with Shimanoumi thinking about a counter tsuki-otoshi
or kote-nage with the left, but it never came, and as Myogiryu attempted his
force-out charge, Shimanoumi offered no resistance in this lackluster bout where
Myogiryu moves to 2-7 while Shimanoumi rests on 5-4.
M9 Hidenoumi and M6 Kiribayama hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where
Kiribayama grabbed the early left outer grip, and he hunkered down low enough to
keep Hidenoumi from grabbing a left outer of his own. As Kiribayama tested the
force-out waters, Hidenoumi did well to use his right inside position to
counter, but he couldn't overcome the Mongolian's outer in the end, and
Kiribayama scored the easy and perfectly-executed force-out win. Kiribayama
moves to 6-3 while Hidenoumi is knocked down to 4-5.
M8 Aoiyama was completely flat-footed at the tachi-ai leaning forward towards M6
Onosho instead of stepping towards him and blasting him back with tsuppari, so
with Aoiyama leaning forward and applying no force, Onosho just moved left going
for the light pull and Aoiyama complied just falling forward and down in about
two seconds. Onosho halts his three-bout skid in moving to 3-6 while Aoiyama
ends up at 4-5.
M3 Tobizaru came into his bout against M2 Ichinojo leading 1-0 head-to-head
after that fake double-digit run he purchased at the Haru basho earlier this
year, but the money wasn't in play here as Ichinojo was cautious at the tachi-ai
opting to watch his opponent instead of going for the belt straightway. As for
Tobizaru, he did well to stay on the move and keep his hands busy in an effort
to keep Ichinojo away from the belt so around they went for about 20 seconds or
so before Ichinojo finally grabbed a left outer grip, and once obtained, he
followed Tobizaru around the ring another spell before pushing Tobizaru out so
hard that he couldn't keep his feet on the venue floor crashing hard onto his
back into the empty second row. It took Tobizaru a bit to get up, but he's a
tough cookie for sure as Ichinojo improves to 6-3 with Tobizaru falling to 3-6.
M1 Daieisho's tachi-ai was half-assed as he offered two hands forward against M2
Takanosho, but he wasn't executing his usual tsuppari attack. With Daieisho
keeping his arms up high and uncommitted, Takanosho easily ducked up and under
getting half moro-zashi half moro-hazu and he used that position to push his
mukiryoku opponent back and across without argument. Daieisho's make-koshi
becomes official at 1-8, but trust me, he's not this bad. As for Takanosho, he
moves to 5-4 with the uncontested win.
One of the most anticipated bouts of the day was the Komusubi Wakatakakage - M5
Hoshoryu matchup, and Hoshoryu came forward with his hands extended but wasn't
necessarily executing a tsuppari attack. That allowed Wakatakakage to force the
bout to migi-yotsu where he took advantage with the left outer grip. Hoshoryu
was far away from a left outer of his own, but as the two settled into the
center of the ring, it was Hoshoryu who gambled on the right inside belt throw.
He set the move up beautifully ramming his right hip in between Wakatakakage's
legs, and that provided for the perfect fulcrum to allow Hoshoryu to swing his
foe around and down wildly. If we didn't have the Mongolians in sumo right now,
we would never see moves like this as Hoshoryu moves to 6-3 with the powerful
win while Wakatakakage falls to 3-6. Before we move on, Kitanofuji singled out
Hoshoryu's move today it was that good.
Suckiwake Mitakeumi drew a cupcake today in M4 Kotoeko, and to make matters
easier, Kotoeko offered no opposition aligning his feet at the tachi-ai,
standing straight up, and keeping his arms out wide. The result was Mitakeumi's
plowing forward from the tachi-ai and driving Kotoeko back and across in a
little over a second. I guess the crowd enjoyed it as Mitakeumi moves to 6-3
while Kotoeko falls to 2-7.
M3
Hokutofuji came with his usual tachi-ai against Suckiwake Takayasu where he
strikes with the right arm and moves left, and today against a clueless
opponent, Hokutofuji actually found himself with the left outer grip...which he
promptly released as soon as he got it. To make matters worse, Hokutofuji kept
his arms limp and up high allowing Takayasu to eventually work his way into a
shove with the right that had Hokutofuji's left elbow pointing at the rafters.
Even with Hokutofuji fully exposed, Takayasu couldn't finish him off, and
Hokutofuji actually had the path to slip to his left and dashi-nage Takayasu out
by the side of the belt, but instead of attacking or countering, he waited for a
light brush across his shoulder from Takayasu's left hand, and when it came,
Hokutofuji just flopped hard to the dirt. Takayasu barely connected with that
left swipe, and you really couldn't call it a pull, but whatever. I was quite
sure Takayasu came back early because he knew he could buy a ton of bouts. He's
one of the biggest frauds in the division as he moves to 5-4 while Hokutofuji is
paid to fall to 4-5.
Both
Ozeki Terunofuji and M5 Okinoumi kept their arms in tight at the tachi-ai with
both looking to have a sniff at moro-zashi, but in the end they came away in
hidari-yotsu, and there was nothing Okinoumi could do having given up such a
deep inside position to Terunofuji's left arm, and the Ozeki perfectly moved
forward driving with his feet while knocking Okinoumi upright, and the force-out
at the edge was academic as Terunofuji moves to 9-0 while Okinoumi falls to 5-4.
You'd think that Terunofuji would need 13 wins or so to receive promotion to
Yokozuna, and there's nobody to stop him at this point.
The
Shodai - Komusubi Meisei bout was a complete mess, which means Meisei had
numerous chances to take advantage but gave up on them all. The tachi-ai was
similar to the previous bout with both dudes keeping their arms in tight, but
with Shodai applying no pressure, Meisei was able to tsuppari him upright, get
the right arm deep inside, and then move to Shodai's left side. As Shodai looked
to square up, Meisei briefly had moro-zashi, but instead of attacking forward he
went limp and overreacted to a weak kote-nage attempt from Shodai with the right
arm. Had that kote-nage been set up properly and had it been real, Shodai would
have finished his opponent off straightway, but he couldn't do it allowing
Meisei to slip to his right where once again, Meisei instinctively set up a good
counter move where he had the opening to a kata-sukashi moving to his right, but
he choose not to execute it and just backed up pulling Shodai along for the ride
into his body. I guess this was oshi-dashi, but Shodai fell forward flat on his
gut across the edge because he had no stability, no de-ashi, and no momentum
this entire bout. This was maestro Meisei doing all the work including making
sure he was pushed out in the end.
After the bout, all the announcers could say of Shodai's sumo was..."Wow, it
sure makes you nervous in watching him win." That's it? That's all you can say
of an Ozeki's sumo?? Actually, in this case yes. When you have a fraud at an
elite rank, it's about everything but sound sumo. Shodai is gifted his 5-4
record while Meisei knows his place at 4-5.
In
the day's final bout, Yokozuna Hakuho did that tachi-ai against M4 Chiyotairyu
where he turns his hip ever so slightly and just steps forward in position to
grab something to the inside. Chiyotairyu did well to connect on a shove into
Hakuho's neck, but the Yokozuna kept inching forward waiting for an opening.
With Chiyotairyu's shoves having turned defensive, Hakuho fired a few shoves and
then a pull attempt before demanding the left outer grip and using that to turn
Chiyotairyu sideways, and the force-out from there was ridiculously easy. Hakuho
breezes his way to 9-0 while Chiyotairyu falls to 2-7.
With the dust settled, Tamawashi withdrew himself from the leaderboard, and so
this is how it looks heading into Day 10:
9-0: Hakuho, Terunofuji
7-2: Kotonowaka, Ichiyamamoto
The two Mongolians at the top of the leaderboard like this is a no-brainer, but
what really should stand out to everyone is the inability for Japan's elite to
even show with three losses at this point.
We wrap up the chubansen tomorrow.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
For
the second night in a row, NHK News 9 did not start with sumo on the sports
segment. As I mentioned in my comments on Day 1, there is just so much going on
in the sporting world right now that in order to make sumo the number one
priority, there has to be a reason to hook the fans. There are currently no
Japanese rikishi producing the kind of sumo that can legitimately be hyped.
There are a handful of them who managed to skate through the Joubansen with 4-1
records including Mitakeumi, but the sumo content is terrible and revealing, and
so for the last two days, they've only shown the bouts by Hakuho and Terunofuji.
They also brought in the guest oyakata who will provide commentary this basho,
and it turned out to be Shibatayama-oyakata (former Onokuni). Thankfully they
did NOT introduce him with a close-up of his crotch as they've done with other
oyakata the past few tournaments.
As for headlines in between days, the biggest was the announcement that Endoh
has withdrawn due to a thigh injury. He let up for Takayasu on Day 4 and was
subsequently injured in the process. I'm also seeing a lot of Enho headlines as
well, which is pretty rare for a Juryo dude who started out the basho 1-3.
That's a perfect example of the media picking and choosing topics they think
will generate fan interest instead of picking and choosing really good sumo
content.
I will be sure to focus primarily on the sumo content, so let's get to it
starting from the bottom up.
M17 Ichiyamamoto continues to buy his way through the division so far, and
today's seller was M15 Tokushoryu. From the tachi-ai, the rookie failed to make
an impact against his opponent, but Tokushoryu was just standing there with his
arms forward and unpurposeful (is that even a word?). After a few ineffective
swipes from both parties, Ichiyamamoto moved to his left and grabbed an outer
grip, and normally if a guy does that, his opponent uses the right arm firmly to
the inside to counter.
Here,
however, Tokushoryu brought his right arm outside putting it in a useless
position, and as Ichiyamamoto continued to move left, he brushed at the back of
Tokushoryu's head with the right arm, and that was Tokushoryu's cue to just hit
the dirt. They ruled it kata-sukashi, but it was far from it. In fact, the rook
didn't even touch Tokushoryu's left shoulder, but when you're scripting the
outcome, you have to sometimes makeup the winning technique as well.
Ichiyamamoto moves to 4-1 with the gift, and half of his "wins" are by kimari-te
that they had to make up. For this reason, you haven't seen any media articles
on the dude. How do you focus on someone involved in such obvious yaocho? As for
Tokushoryu, he willingly falls to 3-2.
M16 Chiyonokuni is another rikishi supposedly out to a hot start, but you can't
focus on him either because he's buying all of these wins. That was the case
again today against M15 Tsurugisho who offered a light right hari-te at the
tachi-ai but little else. Kuni wasn't exactly kicking ass and taking names
either, and so like the previous bout, after a few hollow shoves and swipes from
both parties, Tsurugisho dipped his left shoulder forward inviting the slap from
behind by Chiyonokuni. Tsurugisho was already on his way down, and the dude just
put two palms to the dirt with no other part of his body touching. When one of
the Hutts can catch himself like this with just two hands, you know it's fake.
And fake it was as Chiyonokuni moves to 4-1 while Tsurugisho falls to 3-2.
M16 Ishiura henka'd left against M14 Daiamami offering a light tsuki in to
Daiamami's side before continuing to circle left and grab an inside grip. With
Daiamami just standing there and failing to counter with a right kote-nage,
Ishiura just set his left foot behind Daiamami's right leg and tripped him
backwards beautifully in kiri-kaeshi fashion. It was a nice finish for sure, but
considering it came as a result of a tachi-ai henka and a mukiryoku opponent,
it's nothing to dribble in your drawers about. Ishiura moves to 2-3 while
Daiamami falls to 1-4.
M14 Chiyonooh and M12 Kagayaki hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and
Kagayaki put on a clinic as to how NOT to use your inside position at any cost.
He kept that right arm limper than a senior citizen who lost his blue diamond
prescription, and Chiyonooh just walked Kagayaki straight back and across with
little argument. If you have access to the reverse angle of this bout, you can
clearly see Kagayaki leaving that right limb limp. I mean, credit Chiyonooh for
executing the straightforward yori-kiri, but Kagayaki didn't even try here.
Chiyonooh buys his way to 2-3 while Kagayaki's billfold gets fatter at 3-2.
M13 Ura put his left foot forward and ducked low against M11 Kotonowaka, and
when you see a quirky tachi-ai like that from Ura, you know that the bout has
not been prearranged. As for Kotonowaka, he used cautious tsuppari directed
towards his foe before looking to get the right arm inside and left outer grip,
but before he could force the contest to yotsu-zumo, Ura darted right. The
problem was that Kotonowaka wisely hadn't committed to strong forward momentum,
and so he shifted on a dime and sent the compromised Ura flying off of the mound
altogether. I'm not Kotonowaka fan for sure, but I appreciated this bout as it
illustrated perfectly just how incapable Ura is in the Makuuchi division. Dude
can tear it up all he wants in the lower divisions, but Ura is not a legitimate
Makuuchi guy. Kotonowaka picks up a rare legitimate win in moving to 4-1 while
Ura is smitten to 2-3.
M11 Kaisei may as well have fought today with his arms tied behind his back
because he didn't bother to use them whatsoever against M13 Chiyomaru. For
Maru's part, he struck nicely at the tachi-ai, and with Kaisei just standing
there, Chiyomaru pushed him over with a left paw to the right side, and then
Kaisei sorta bothered to square back up with arms hanging low, and so Chiyomaru
delivered a soft blow to send the willing Kaisei back...but not off the dohyo.
After the bout, Miwa Announcer said blatantly that Kaisei didn't apply any
pressure today and then Kitanofuji followed up half laughing with, "His body
language is just asking for Chiyomaru to deliver that ottsuke." And it was true.
I mean, there was no other way to break this down other then to refrain from
using the forbidden words "mukiryoku" and "yaocho."
I think sumo has become so corrupted that the rikishi don't even care about
making it look real, and this was a good example. As part of the hook for
today's broadcast, they featured Juryo newcomer, Kohtokuzan, and they showed his
lone win of the basho so far that came on Day 2, and his opponent, Oho, took a
blatant dive to give the new sekitori his only win so far. Good to see they're
baptizing these guys into the sekitori club straightway.
Moving right along, prior to the M12 Tochinoshin matchup against M10
Terutsuyoshi, Kitanofuji commented that he felt Tochinoshin has been lacking
kiryoku this basho. I guess that's one way of avoiding the actual word, mu-kiryoku,
but he's right. I get the feeling that guys like Tochinoshin and Aoiyama have
hoarded enough cash that they're ready to retire and head back to Eastern
Europe. Anyway, in their contest today, Tochinoshin got off of the 0-4 shneid by
henka'ing lighting to his right, and Terutsuyoshi just plopped forward and down
in half a second. Great sumo here as Tochinoshin moves to 1-4 while T-Tsuyoshi
falls to the same mark.
M10 Tamawashi curiously kept his hands inactive in his contest against M8
Aoiyama, who didn't come out blazing from the tachi-ai but was at least pushing
nonetheless. With Tamawashi doing everything with just his feet, he provided
Aoiyama the perfect target for the eventual pushout win. I mean, there's nothing
more to say other than Tamawashi did nothing to win this bout of sumo. He falls
to 4-1 while Aoiyama improves to 2-3.
M8 Takarafuji and M9 Shimanoumi provided the best bout of sumo to this point
striking nicely at the tachi-ai where Shimanoumi stayed low and moved laterally
in an effort to keep Takarafuji away from the belt. It worked quite well, but
since it was a defensive strategy, Shimanoumi didn't have any way to really win
the bout, and so Takarafuji stayed square looking for any opening in the bout
that lasted more than a minue, and with Shimanoumi gassed, Takarafuji was
finally able to execute a pull and slap at the back of Shimanoumi's shoulder to
send him off for good. It wasn't an exciting bout, but I'll take it as
Takarafuji moves to 3-2 while Shimanoumi falls to 2-3.
M7 Chiyoshoma struck M9 Hidenoumi at the tachi-ai and then just backed his feet
up...while still leaning forward. Hidenoumi didn't have good forward momentum
from the initial charge, but he ain't a complete dumbass, and so he rushed in
and offered the lightest of slaps at the side of Chiyoshoma's right shoulder,
and the Mongolian just put two palms to the dirt. Wow, what a bad bout of sumo
here as Hidenoumi buys this one in moving to 3-2 while Chiyoshoma literally
falls to 2-3. After the bout, Kitanofuji was lamenting the fact that Enho isn't
in the division, so you know the former Yokozuna is bored out of his skull.
M5
Hoshoryu and M7 Myogiryu hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where both
guys grabbed left outers about two seconds in, but before the gappuri-yotsu
contest could really get underway, Myogiryu played his hand early going for a
quick left outer throw. Hoshoryu easily fended it off, however, and took
advantage of the momentum shift using his youth and strength advantage to nudge
Myogiryu up high and back to the straw, and as Myogiryu tried to move left and
set up a counter move, Hoshoryu stuck to him like glue and scored the impressive
force-out win in four or five seconds. You can just see Hoshoryu becoming a
playuh in the division as he moves to 4-1 while Myogiryu falls to 1-4.
M6 Kiribayama moved to his left against M5 Okinoumi pushing into the M5's side
and taking the advantage early in this hidari-yotsu affair. The two grappled a
bit before Kiribayama forced his way onto a right outer grip towards the front
of Okinoumi's belt, but as he got in snug, it enabled Okinoumi to grab his own
right outer, and the gappuri-yotsu contest was on. Okinoumi went for an early
right belt throw that might have worked, but Kiribayama's mawashi came loose
weakening Okinoumi's outer grip, and so Okinoumi quickly retooled the grip on
all folds of the belt and used his size advantage to force Kiribayama back to
the edge and down.
Or so we thought. Okinoumi's charge was a bit hasty, and in the process of
trying to defeat Kiribayama with his feet against the straw, Okinoumi's right
foot touched out before Kiribayama was down. They had to rule it isami-ashi
because Kiribayama was not executing a counter move, but this was probably the
best bout of sumo the first five days. It's too bad Okinoumi lost, but he's the
best Japanese rikishi on the banzuke, and this is why. The three faux-zeki or
Takayasu or Mitakeumi cannot do sumo like this. Not against weak rank and filers
let alone a good tactician like Kiribayama. Tough break here as Okinoumi falls
to 3-2 while Kiribayama moves to 4-1.
M4 Chiyotairyu blasted M6 Onosho back from the tachi-ai a full step, and just
when you thought we'd finally see that freight train charge from Tairyu, he put
his hands up high and all but tried to hug Onosho over the top. That gave Onosho
the clear path to moro-zashi, and he had the willing Chiyotairyu forced back and
across in a second and a half. Chiyotairyu was great for one second then
intentionally mukiryoku the rest of the way gifting Onosho a 2-3 record while
Chiyotairyu is 10 grr closer to that oyakata stock at 1-4.
M2
Takanosho struck M4 Kotoeko well from the tachi-ai, but it wasn't hard enough to
keep Eko from quickly moving left, and that move threw Takanosho off of his
game. Fortunately for him, Kotoeko ain't got his own game and couldn't finish
Takanosho off, and so the two hooked back up in migi-yotsu. Takanosho was closer
to the left outer, but Kotoeko used some light gaburi shoves to bounce Takanosho
back near the edge, but just as Kotoeko began his force-out attempt, Takanosho
darted left timing a perfect pull that sent Kotoeko down and out. It wasn't
great sumo, but I'll take it as Takanosho picks up his first win at 1-4 while
Kotoeko falls to 2-3.
M1 Daieisho crushed Komusubi Wakatakakage back from the tachi-ai with a nice
tsuppari attack, and instead of trying to stand his ground, WTK moved left
looking to time a pull. Problem was Daieisho was hellbent in this one, and you
could hear the grunts and the slaps and the spit and everything...it was
beautiful. With Wakatakakage looking to run, Daieisho gave chase applying the
pressure with his tsuppari attack, and at one point, Wakatakakage executed a
nice shoulder swipe that caused Daieisho to do a 360, but Sho had all the
momentum here and drove Wakatakakage back and out on his third attempt winning
by a well-deserved tsuki-dashi!! This is the kind of effort I expect from both
parties in every single bout of sumo in Makuuchi every day. Unfortunately,
everyone's been dumbed down to the point where they accept dull, boring sumo as
the norm. It shouldn't be in the highest division of a professional sport, but
this is more theater than it is sport in my opinion. Daieisho picks up his first
win at 1-4, and this was the exact same effort he gave against Takakeisho and
Shodai the first two days. Or not. As for Wakatakakage, it was nice to see him
take some lumps like this from a veteran as he falls to 2-3.
Suckiwake Mitakeumi picked up the freebie after M1 Endoh withdrew, and sadly,
this was the best Mitakeumi has looked atop the dohyo to this point. He moves to
4-1 but does not look good. Endoh will finish with a 1-14 record...just enough
to keep him in the division come September.
Komusubi Meisei came with a left kachi-age and right ottsuke into Suckiwake
Takayasu's left side, and that kept Takayasu at bay and upright so his thoughts
of any tsuppari were rendered useless. Takayasu looked like an old, beat up guy
here (which is what he is) as he tried to solve Meisei's tsuppari attack and his
lateral movements. Simply put, Takayasu looked lost out there, and about eight
seconds in, Meisei moved to his right with his right arm hooked up and under
Takayasu's left, and then he used the left hand to slap down at the Suckiwake's
shoulder. Perfect kata-sukashi as Meisei made Takayasu look silly here in
advancing to 2-3. Takayasu falls to the same mark, and we saws the dude's true
colors and ability here today.
Ozeki
Terunofuji read M3 Hokutofuji's tachi-ai well moving forward as Hokutofuji
jabbed and moved to the left, and with the Ozeki on the prowl looking for the
early left inside, Hokutofuji simply had nowhere to run. He stayed low and moved
laterally, but he couldn't get far before Terunofuji worked his right arm to the
inside while trying to lift Hokutofuji more upright by the outer left. As
Hokutofuji persisted in staying low and keeping his hips back, Terunofuji just
bowled him over in the end with a nice kote-nage throw. Terunofuji coolly moves
to 5-0 with the easy win while Hokutofuji falls to 3-2.
M3
Tobizaru was defensive at the tachi-ai against Shodai, but when Shodai didn't
bring any goods, the M3 realized that he had a shot, and so he began moving
right while looking for an opening to Shodai's left side. He didn't exactly
connect early, but he forced Shodai to stand nearly straight up, and after
working Shodai little by little, he wore the faux-zeki out to where Shodai went
for a desperate pull near the edge. Problem was...there was no mustard behind
the move, and so Tobizaru just ducked under his foe and shoved Shodai clear off
the dohyo and into the second row. Tobizaru gave Shodai a deep scowl as if to
say "Man's game bitch!" and it was funny to see Tobizaru act like this. The dude
does remember that he's actually Tobizaru, doesn't he? I can see him getting
excited though at kicking a guy's ass ranked at Ozeki. As for Shodai, the dude's
like a lame horse who needs to be put down. I'm sure some people scoffed when I
mentioned that Tokitsukaze-oyakata's excommunication from sumo earlier this year
was going to affect the Shodai camp's ability to negotiate bouts, but the dude
has been a complete mess since then. He falls to 2-3, and there's no doubt those
first two wins were gifted to him. As for Tobizaru, this was his one chance to
be a badass, so enjoy it while you can at 2-3.
In
the day's final bout, Yokozuna Hakuho lunged into a low stance against M2
Ichinojo getting the right arm established inside straightway, but Ichinojo
proved to be an obstacle as he reached for and grabbed a left outer grip. Hakuho
had nothing on the left side, and so he allowed Ichinojo to advance forward a
step before he wrenched his hips and pushed Ichinojo off of his outer grip. In
the process, Hakuho also maki-kae'd with the left arm giving him moro-zashi, and
from there it was easy peasy Japanesey as Hakuho scored the textbook yori-kiri
win. The stuff Hakuho is showing atop the dohyo these days is fast becoming a
lost art, and I think the fans in Nagoya are seeing it for what it is and
showing great appreciation. I actually think the true sumo fans are all rooting
for a Hakuho yusho because you just watch his sumo, and it's a thing'a beauty.
On most days that is. Hakuho moves to 5-0 with the nice win while Itchy and
Scratchy falls to 3-2.
My comments the next three days are going to be a bit sketch (as my kids like to
say). I'll be doing some white water rafting with who knows what kind of
innernet connection, so if I can find the bouts online and I have the means to
comment, I'll try, but don't hold your breath.
We'll see what kind of mess I come home to Sunday or Monday.
Day 4 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
 As
I scanned the morning headlines prior to the Day 4 bouts, Kitanofuji's column
printed in the Chunichi Sports newspaper really jumped out. The headline
borrowed a few phrases from the column, the most notable of which read "The
rikishi these days are too weak." This photo of Takakeisho being carted off in a
wheelchair accompanied the article, and you could see Kitanofuji's frustration
really show through with the sorry state of rikishi right now.
In speaking of the Takakeisho - Ichinojo bout, Kitanofuji said that he thought
at first Takakeisho had suffered a concussion, but he said the tachi-ai wasn't
that strong, and so he was surprised that Takakeisho went kyujo from an average
hit like that. To quote the former Yokozuna, "It may sound heartless to speak
like this of an injured rikishi, but I'm shocked that a tachi-ai like that could
break a rikishi down so easily. And it's not only Takakeisho. Recently, all of
the rikishi seem like they're too weak."
Kitanofuji goes on to talk about how Hakuho and Terunofuji don't look weak. He
said that they probably have nagging injuries like everyone else, but they seem
to get stronger with each day. He also singled out Shodai saying that he has
neither the strength or the will to challenge the two Mongolian for the yusho.
On a brighter note, he did mention Hoshoryu and Wakatakakage as two guys who are
up and coming, and I think we've seen that the last few basho from those guys.
Kitanofuji closed the article by admitting he was not feeling well due to
constipation. Only in Japan would they go into that detail, but he said he's
been eating too much eel in Nagoya for an old guy like him, and now he's all
bloated and doesn't feel well.
It's rare for anyone in the Japanese media to single guys out like this, but you
can tell that Kitanofuji is at his wits end with these Japanese rikishi.
Takakeisho's gone; Asanoyama's gone; and Shodai is a complete joke. I didn't
mention this yesterday, but during the Day 3 broadcast, they showed the top
three bouts streamed from the previous day and #2 was the Enho - Takagenji
matchup...from Juryo. The crazy thing is that the bout wasn't even contested as
Enho had to sit the day out with a concussion. The fact that people are even
thinking about Enho shows you that there is no one in the Makuuchi division to
get excited about. It's just crazy, but sumo has brought this on itself with the
obsession of having Japanese rikishi take the yusho and occupy elite ranks on
the banzuke when they aren't worthy of such feats.
One rikishi I'm definitely not excited about so far is M17 Ichiyamamoto. Dude
has bought all of his wins this tournament, and his camp shelled out more dough
today against M15 Tsurugisho. After a completely ineffective tsuppari attempt
from the tachi-ai by Ichiyamamoto, the two hooked up in migi-yotsu where
Tsurugisho stood completely upright gifting the rookie the left outer grip. On
the other side, you could see Tsurugisho completely relax that left arm not even
thinking about an outer grip let alone something to counter with. From this
point Ichiyamamoto attempted a force-out charge but couldn't come close as
Tsurugisho rebuffed him with one arm and the threat of a tsuki-otoshi with the
left, so back to the center of the ring they went. At this point, the rookie
executed a very nice defensive move in cutting off Tsurugisho's right inside
belt grip, and from there, the M15 made no effort to defend himself giving
Ichiyamamoto moro-zashi and allowing a straight back force-out. Tsurugisho was
mukiryoku here, but at least we did see that one bright spot from the rookie
where he cut off the right inside grip. Course, against a defenseless opponent
you can do anything you want. Ichiyamamoto moves to 3-1 while Tsurugisho falls
to the same record.
M16 Chiyonokuni came with a wild, ineffective tachi-ai today against M14
Daiamami who just stood there in defensive mode. As Kuni slapped his way around,
Daiamami dipped his left shoulder inward allowing Kuni to connect on an ottsuke
that turned Daiamami sideways 90 degrees and allowed Chiyonokuni to easily push
him to the edge and off of the dohyo with a two-armed shove. Like the first
bout, this was a lopsided affair where the defeated rikishi didn't make a single
attempt to win. Chiyonokuni buys his way to 3-1 while Daiamami falls to 1-3.
M15 Tokushoryu and M14 Chiyonooh hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai,
but both rikishi looked rather limp as if they were going through the motions.
Chiyonooh actually obtained a right outer grip about a second in, but he just
let it go and stood there limp allowing Tokushoryu to force him back and across
in maybe three seconds of uneventful sumo. As they showed the replay, Mainoumi
commented, "I think Chiyonooh was trying get moro-zashi today, and that was his
mistake." And just as he's saying that, you can see Chiyonooh release his
advantageous outer grip for no reason. This was a puff piece of sumo if I've
ever seen one as Tokushoryu buys his way to 3-1 while Oh willingly falls to 1-3.
M13 Chiyomaru lightly put his arms forward against M16 Ishiura, but he wasn't
looking to attack from the tachi-ai. For Ishiura's part, he mildly henka'd left,
and with Maru just standing there, Ishiura worked his way to the side grabbing
Chiyomaru's belt and using it to dashi-nage him across the dohyo. This whole
time Chiyomaru did nothing to defend himself, and you could see him flinch on a
counter kote position with the right arm, but he withdrew it just as fast
allowing Ishiura to easily push him out of the ring from there. Yet another
compromised bout of sumo here as both rikishi end the day at 1-3.
M13 Ura executed a horrible tachi-ai aligning his feet and ducking his head
towards M12 Kagayaki, but before Kagayaki could swoop in and grab a hold of his
foe, Ura began retreating to his right in a bout that was trying to go to
migi-yotsu. With Ura on the move and an arm up high around Kagayaki's neck, the
bout had little continuity until Ura ran out of room and Kagayaki trapped him
near the edge. Kagayaki was ironically able to keep Ura in place with a grip
around the outside of Ura's right arm, and once he established his own right to
the inside, he was able to force Ura over to the side and dump him into the lap
of the chief judge. When Ura doesn't arrange his bouts, you see him play this
frantic defense against his opponents, and that ploy will work maybe once every
eight bouts or so. Didn't work today as Kagayaki moved to 3-1 while Ura falls to
2-2.
M12 Tochinoshin reached for and grabbed the early left frontal belt grip against
M11 Kaisei, and he also had the right outer grip to boot near the front of
Kaisei's belt. Kaisei really didn't have a pot to piss in here, but Shin
curiously never looked to win the bout. Kaisei eventually brought his left arm
outside and grabbed the back of Tochinoshin's belt giving the Private
moro-zashi, but he just hunkered low in the center of the ring for no reason.
From here the bout went to a straight up migi-yotsu affair where both dudes had
left outers, but Kaisei was too high for his own good. Tochinoshin showed why
easily breaking off Kaisei's outer grip, but he still failed to attack and just
stood there, so when Kaisei finally offered a right scoop throw, Tochinoshin
just plopped over and down. In a real bout of sumo, Tochinoshin would have used
that left outer grip to counter thus creating a nage-no-uchi-ai, but from the
beginning, Tochinoshin never looked to win this one despite being in firm
control the entire way. I have no idea of the politics here; I just know the
bout was fixed as Kaisei moves to 2-2 while Tochinoshin falls to 0-4.
M10 Tamawashi was passive at the tachi-ai extending his arms forward against M11
Kotonowaka, but he didn't advance beyond the starting lines. With Tamawashi
lethargic and Kotonowaka moving forward, the youngster was able to nudge
Tamawashi back near the straw, but there wasn't a lot of oomph behind the
attack, and so Tamawashi moved right and swiped at Kotonowaka's neck, and that
knocked the kid out of sorts and sent him stumbling over the edge. Before he
could turn around and square back up, Tamawashi methodically pushed him out the
last step earning the okuri-dashi win. This was a good example of a Mongolian
leaving himself vulnerable and the Japanese rikishi being unable to capitalize.
Tamawashi is 4-0 and has done little work to get there while Kotonowaka falls to
3-1.
M9 Hidenoumi and M10 Terutsuyoshi hooked up in migi-yotsu where Terutsuyoshi had
a firm frontal grip with the left that was an outer, but he just pulled that arm
back for no reason other than to intentionally give the advantage to his
opponent. Once Terutsuyoshi made that move, he brought his right hip over into
an easy peasy outer grip for Hidenoumi, and you could see what was going on here
as Terutsuyoshi just allowed himself to be forced back and across with no
argument. Terutsuyoshi demonstrated here how you go from a huge advantage to a
sound defeat in mere seconds as Hidenoumi buys his way to 2-2 while Terutsuyoshi
will pocket the cash in falling to 1-3.
M8 Aoiyama put two hands forward as if to thrust against M9 Shimanoumi, but when
Aoiyama doesn't move across his own starting line as part of his attack, you
know it's all for show. Aoiyama added this silly little marching in place
nonsense to his mukiryoku attitude, but with Shimanoumi still unable to get
anything going, Aoiyama went for a harmless pull that was really an excuse to
just back up and out of the ring with Shimanoumi in tow. Afterwards the
announcers suggested it was the "angle" of Shimanoumi's attack that enabled him
to win. I guess I stand corrected as Shimanoumi moves to 2-2 while Aoiyama is a
harmless yet richer 1-3.
M8 Takarafuji and M7 Myogiryu looked to go to hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai,
but Myogiryu spent a great deal of effort trying to keep Takarafuji's left from
the inside. I guess I can see why he wouldn't want to go chest to chest with
Takarafuji, but it left him in an awkward position with nowhere to go. Myogiryu
thought about it for a few seconds and then finally went for a pull, but
Takarafuji was right there in his craw pushing the compromised Myogiryu back and
across for good. It wasn't the best bout of sumo I've ever seen, but it was one
of the few real bouts to this point as Takarafuji moves to 2-2 while Myogiryu
falls to 1-3.
M7 Chiyoshoma and M6 Kiribayama hooked up in a pretty decent hidari-yotsu pose,
and early on Chiyoshoma thought about a maki-kae but then quickly parlayed that
into a successful outside grip of Kiribayama's belt. Chiyoshoma tested the
force-out waters straightway, but Kiribayama was able to wrench him back in
place as the two traded positions in the dohyo. After both rikishi gathered
their wits, Kiribayama thought about a maki-kae himself but quickly changed that
to a right outer grip, and from there he pulled Chiyoshoma upright and in tight
breaking off his left inside grip. After a few more seconds of rest, Kiribayama
went for a light dashi-nage, and Chiyoshoma just put his can to the dirt nearly
doing the splits. It was a great contest up until that ending, and who knows
what was going on there? Kiribayama moves to 3-1 with the win while Chiyoshoma
falls to 2-2.
M6 Onosho put both hands into M5 Okinoumi's chest in the moro-hazu position, but
it was a completely defensive posture instead of an attacking mode, and so
Okinoumi was able to lean forward with the left arm inside, and once Onosho
realized he wasn't making headway, he did the only thing he could, which was to
go for a pull. Okinoumi was waiting or it and quickly dispatched his foe from
there with the easy push out win. Okinoumi moves to 3-1 while Onosho falls to
1-3.
M5 Hoshoryu and M4 Chiyotairyu struck well at the tachi-ai with each rikishi
coming out with tsuppari, but Chiyotairyu couldn't wait to go into pull mode,
and once he did, Hoshoryu was right there in stride pushing his self-compromised
opponent back and across in a flash. Hoshoryu looks good in moving to 3-1 while
Chiyotairyu is obviously mulling retirement at 1-3.
M3 Hokutofuji put his right hand forward as he is wont to do against M4 Kotoeko,
and instead of shading left, he demanded the left inside position that was so
good Kotoeko decided to move laterally to his own left. The move was too slow,
however, and Hokutofuji had nice forward momentum from the tachi-ai and so he
shifted on a dime and forced Kotoeko back and across with zero argument. I'm
getting a little bit worried as this marked the third consecutive bout that was
real as Hokutofuji moves to 3-1 while Kotoeko settles for 2-2.
Would M2 Ichinojo make it four in a row against Komusubi Meisei? Indeed he would
as Meisei kept both arms in tight denying anything to the inside, but Ichinojo
reacted well wrapping Meisei up with the left arm around the outside of Meisei's
right, and then the Mongolith reached for and secured the right outer grip on
the shoumen side of things. Meisei was had at that point and tried to wriggle
away, but he allowed Ichinojo to get the left arm inside in the process, and
that was the final nail in the coffin as Ichinojo kept Meisei in tight as he
scored the easy yori-kiri win moving to 3-1. Darn that Takayasu must really be
good to be the only one to stop this Ichinojo attack!! As for Meisei, he takes
another lump in falling to 1-3.
Speaking
of Frauduyasu, the Suckiwake was paired against M1 Endoh today, and Takayasu's
tachi-ai was so weak he left himself completely vulnerable to the inside. Endoh,
who loves to go for the front of the belt, got it straightway with the right
hand, but then he let it go for no reason. From there with Takayasu still
clueless, Endoh tsuppari'ed his foe upright and could have gone right back to
the inside, but he just kept his hands up high refraining completely from a
forward attack. With Endoh keeping himself exposed, Takayasu touched the side of
his belt as if to grab a right outer, and without any shove or swipe from
Takayasu, Endoh threw himself near the edge as if he'd been dashi-nage'd. When
Takayasu rushed forward, his first instinct was to pull, and when it came, Endoh
lamely just put his hand down and touched the dirt. It wasn't a clear-cut touch
and so a second later he put both palms down making it definitive. Start to
finish Endoh dominated this one and yet came away the loser. Course, he's a lot
richer at the Takayasu camp's expense, so whatever. Takayasu buys his first two
wins back and stands at 2-2 while Endoh hasn't got a care in the world at 1-3.
M3 Tobizaru knocked Suckiwake Mitakeumi back a half step from the tachi-ai with
a nice oshi attack, but the M3 halted the offensive just like that. Wow, you
lose the tachi-ai to Tobizaru and you need him to let up for you? With Mitakeumi
still unable to recover after losing the tachi-ai, Tobizaru went for a wild kick
right between Mitakeumi's legs with no intention of doing any damage other than
to compromise himself and allow Mitakeumi to finally push him back. Still,
Mitakeumi created none of his momentum, so at the edge, Tobizaru turned 90
degrees and stuck his leg out one more time as if to kick in desperation, and
Mitakeumi finally scored the winning push from there. Like the previous bout,
the loser won the tachi-ai and did everything here including setting himself up
for the final winning technique from his opponent. What an ugly 3-1 Mitakeumi is
while Tobizaru falls to 1-3, but the dude can still smile with that poor
tachi-ai because he just earned back more than half his monthly pay in one bout.

Hooboy, Shodai is bad and everyone knows it. Today, Komusubi Wakatakakage bested
him at the tachi-ai getting the right arm inside while flirting with the left
outer grip. WTK never settled for the outer grip, but he did have Shodai
upright, and so he shifted gears and pushed the faux-zeki back and across with
very little argument. I don't know what's worse...that Shodai got his ass kicked
like this or that Shodai doesn't have the ability to kick anyone else's ass like
this. It's embarrassing, and I'm glad Kitanofuji called him out for it. Shodai's
lucky to be 2-2 but there are guys out there willing to be bought off. As for
Wakatakakage, he improves to the same 2-2 mark.
When
the NHK News 9 sports segment didn't even start off with sumo today, I knew
there were no upsets the final two bouts. They did try and drum up interest with
the cute headline "Hara-hara suru sumo" meaning sumo that was dangerously close.
Up first was Ozeki Terunofuji who took a nice left nodowa from M1 Daieisho in
stride. Credit Daieisho for the early thrust, but it didn't drive Terunofuji
back. Instead, the Ozeki focused on capturing his gal and bringing her in snug.
Daieisho knew this and quickly moved right making Terunofuji give chase, and
around the ring they went with Terunofuji attempting an early pull. When it
didn't work, the Ozeki found himself at the edge with his opponent right there,
but Daieisho hadn't created any momentum to this point, and so he didn't have
the mustard to finish Terunofuji off. As Fuji squared back up, this time
Daieisho darted to the other side, but he was already gassed, so when Terunofuji
caught up to him, it was an easy force-out from there. Daieisho (0-4) is a good
rikishi, and so it was no surprise to see him make Terunofuji work, but the
Ozeki never was on the brink in improving to 4-0.
The
day's final affair featured Yokozuna Hakuho vs. M2 Takanosho, and the Yokozuna
came with another right hari-te, but he purposefully left out the zashi part on
the other side. With a bit of separation between the two, Hakuho went for these
baby pulls at the top of Takanosho's head with no intention of doing any harm,
and at one point, I think he actually pulled Takanosho's hair, so it was lucky
he wasn't trying to pull the dude down. In the midst of the slippery sumo,
Hakuho let Takanosho get behind him near the edge, but just like the previous
bout, Takanosho hadn't created his own momentum, and so he didn't have enough
gas to finish the Yokozuna off. As a result, Hakuho darted out of harm's way to
the other side of the dohyo, and as Takanosho gave chase, the Yokozuna was able
to pull him down before the M2 could shove Hakuho across. Yes, this was a
hara-hara bout indeed but only because the Yokozuna dictated as much. I guess it
gives the fans a bit of excitement and hope, but the bottom line is that Hakuho
now stands at 4-0 and cannot be defeated by anyone unless he lets them. I mean,
three of the four bouts so far he's given all of his opponents decent openings,
but nobody has the ability to capitalize on it. As for Takanosho, he just missed
a kin-boshi here in falling to 0-4.
As is usually the case, the basho doesn't really begin until the Story Teller
loses, and in this case, we have two of 'em to deal with.
Same time same place tomorrow.
Day 3 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
It's
been so long since we've had Hakuho participate like this in a hon-basho, and
then when you couple that with Terunofuji's recent resurgence, you have these
two beasts who fight the last 20 minutes of each day laying down this crazy good
baseline of sumo that is unmatched. On the other end of the spectrum are the
Japanese Ozeki who can be summed up in one word: fragile. I get it that
Asanoyama is a thing of the past for the next couple of years, but I can still
remember how easily he was worked by rank and filers Hoshoryu and Kiribayama
last basho. Then you had Takakeisho yesterday just sitting on the dohyo step
unable to move, and there couldn't be a bigger contrast right now between the
Mongolian rikishi and supposedly elite Japanese rikishi.
It's not a good visual for the Sumo Association whatsoever, but what can be done
about it? It's one thing to have Hakuho go kyujo for an entire year or see
Terunofuji fall off of the face of the earth for a spell, but the reality still
exists that the Japanese rikishi among the elite ranks are entirely hapless and
it shows in the content of the sumo.
Until Hakuho and Terunofuji decide to drop a bout here and there or suffer
another fake injury, this will be the backdrop of the Nagoya basho and the
coming tournaments the rest of the year.

Starting the day was M17 Ichiyamamoto who was paired against J1 Yutakayama, and
the two engaged in a busy tsuppari affair where neither guy was really making
significant contact. For Yutakayama's part, he was completely flat footed and
just waiting for the rookie to make a move, and when Ichiyamamoto's mediocre
pull attempt came as he moved left, Yutakayama just ran himself about five rows
deep into the crowd. This one was fake start to finish as the rookie buys his
second win of the tournament.
The silliness would continue as M16 Ishiura was completely listless at the
tachi-ai against M16 Chiyonokuni who pretended his way through a tsuppari
attack, but he was really looking for the pull. A few seconds in, he went for a
poor pull allowing Ishiura the inside with Chiyonokuni's back to the straw, but
Ishiura didn't pursue it for the force-out win, and it was obvious at this point
that Ishiura was going to take a dive. After a few more seconds of bad sumo,
Chiyonokuni went for a light pull and Ishiura just somersaulted himself over and
down. Gimme a break. There was no force or pressure applied in the bout from the
start, so to see Ishiura in that wild fall was comical. Chiyonokuni buys one
here in moving to 2-1 while Ishiura is hoarding cash at 0-3.
I've been warming a bit lately to M15 Tsurugisho who was paired against M15
Tokushoryu, but the content of today's bout was terrible sumo. From the
tachi-ai, Tokushoryu shaded left without really doing anything, and Tsurugisho's
response was to move to his own left going for an inashi pull that largely
missed, so with both rikishi properly socially distanced, Tsurugisho came back
forward getting the left arm inside. Tokushoryu's answer was to just keep his
own left arm up into his chest in a useless manner allowing Tsurugisho to force
his gal back and across with little argument. This was yet another bout with
very little pressure or force exerted from either rikishi, and it's a sign that
the contest was arranged going in. Tsurugisho moves to 3-0 here while Tokushoryu
falls to 2-1.
M14 Daiamami and M14 Chiyonooh hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where
Daiamami maintained the left outer grip. From there, Chiyonooh seemed as if he
wanted to maki-kae while also thinking about a counter sukui-nage with the right
on the other side, but it just looked like he was going through the motions all
the while moving backwards as Daiamami scored the easy force-out win. How about
a few grunts or face slaps fellas? Maybe a tug or two on the mawashi? Yet
another unspectacular one-side affair that left both rikishi at 1-2.
The
tell when M13 Chiyomaru is not looking to win is that he'll come with tsuppari
at the tachi-ai, but he moves backwards in the process as if he's going to pull.
He did that again today against M13 Ura, and it was clear at this point who
would win the bout. Because Ura had nothing to do with Maru's retreat, he wasn't
in a position to really take advantage and push his foe across the straw, so the
two stood there with hands on each other's shoulders and elbows. Now, if you're
Chiyomaru and you're trying to win the bout, you pull Ura in close or move
forward with a tsuppari attack, but Maru just stood there waiting for Ura to get
inside, and once he did, Chiyomaru stayed up high as if to pull again, and that
just invited the easy force-out in favor of Ura. Ura buys win number two today
as Chiyomaru accepts the cash and the 1-2 record that goes along with it.
M12 Tochinoshin came with a half-assed kachi-age with the right arm against
fellow M12, Kagayaki, but then Shin just put his left arm up high around
Kagayaki's melon as if to pull, but such a move never came. Instead you had
Tochinoshin just retreating to the side for no reason other than to allow his
foe to easily push him out in an uneventful few seconds. Tochinoshin is
intentionally lethargic as he falls to 0-3 while Kagayaki breezes his way to
2-1.
M11 Kotonowaka is quietly buying wins this basho, and today against M10
Terutsuyoshi was no different. As if following a script (cough, sputter),
Kotonowaka lightly moved right at the tachi-ai putting his hands forward as if
to pull, but he really didn't need to do anything as Terutsuyoshi just put both
palms to the dirt before standing right back up. None of this took even two
seconds, and I guess if you're going to compromise a bout, you may as well not
waste more time than is needed. They didn't here as Kotonowaka picked up the
cheap win in moving to 3-0 while Terutsuyoshi is richer now at 1-2. What a
terrible display this was that wasted everybody's time.
M11 Kaisei looked to get the right arm inside and left outer at the tachi-ai
against M9 Shimanoumi, but when Shimanoumi pivoted to his left, Kaisei easily
squared back up and pushed Shimanoumi out of the clinch before the M9 could
execute a pull. With Shimanoumi off balance at the edge, Kaisei moved forward in
one fell swoop offering the final tsuki into Shimanoumi's chest that sent him
back with ease. Not the typical tsuki-dashi bout I like to see, but whatever.
It's really hard to find a good, competitive bout of sumo these days as Kaisei
moves to 1-2 while Shimanoumi falls to the same mark.
M10 Tamawashi offered a few tsuppari M9 Hidenoumi's way, but Tamawashi's
footwork suggested he was ready to backpedal. It made for an awkward start to
the bout, but with Hidenoumi not moving forward whatsoever, Tamawashi pushed him
back near the edge. Still, instead of finishing his foe off, Tamawashi put both
hands high around Hidenoumi's head as if to pull, but the pull never came. The
Mongolian was gifting Hidenoumi moro-zashi if he wanted it, but he was too
hapless to take advantage. With Hidenoumi technically in moro-zashi, Tamawashi
anticipated a swift yori charge, and so his gut reaction was to go through the
motions with a right kote-nage counter throw, but with Hidenoumi completely
clueless, that counter throw sent him across the dohyo and out in a strange
affair that lacked any real competition. Tamawashi moves to 3-0 with the win,
but he definitely gave his foe some opportunities today. Hidenoumi was too
hapless to take advantage in falling to 1-2.
Is it me, or have we yet to witness a truly contested, good bout of sumo on the
day?
M8 Aoiyama greeted M8 Takarafuji with his usual tsuppari from the tachi-ai, but
the Happy Bulgar wasn't charging forward. As for Takarafuji, he was looking to
stick and jab shading to his left as Aoiyama stayed square firing shoves his way
but not using the lower body to just pound Takarafuji back and out. After five
or six seconds of this cat and mouse affair, Aoiyama had Takarafuji shoved near
the edge, but he all of a sudden halted his tsuppari attack and gifted
Takarafuji the left inside position. Takarafuji had zero momentum to this point
of the bout, and he didn't demand that left inside, so when he went for a light
sukui-nage with said left, Aoiyama just played along tumbling over and down
across the edge. This was one of those bouts where the loser did all the work
including taking the dive at the edge as both rikishi end the day at 1-2.
M7 Myogiryu executed a horrible tachi-ai keeping his feet aligned as he shaded
left, and he was there for the taking had M7 Chiyoshoma wanted him. He didn't
sadly as he fired a few obligatory shoves with no de-ashi behind it before
putting both hands high and executing a slow pull that completely allowed
Myogiryu to finally square up and execute the easy force-out of his compromised
opponent. It took a bit for Myogiryu to pick himself up off of the dohyo floor
after taking an awkward spill forward and down, but it reaffirms the adage that
someone is going to get hurt during mukiryoku sumo. The flow and the ending of
the bouts are just unnatural as we saw here with Myogiryu buying his first win
at 1-2 while Chiyoshoma voluntarily suffers his first loss at 2-1.
M6 Onosho and M6 Kiribayama traded barbs at the tachi-ai with Kiribayama looking
to pull. A definitive pull never did come, but the Mongolian did back up a bit
inviting Onosho forward to take advantage. Onosho never could, however, and so
when the two finally hooked up, it was in hidari-yotsu where Kiribayama enjoyed
a firm, right outer grip, and from there, Kiribayama executed the textbook
yori-kiri after a very strange start. He moves to 2-1 with the nice finish while
Onosho falls to 1-2.
M5 Hoshoryu put both arms into M5 Okinoumi's chest at the tachi-ai, but he
really wasn't executing an oshi attack, and so the two quickly assumed the
hidari-yotsu position where Hoshoryu had a nice right outer grip. The Mongolian
quickly set up a belt throw with the outer right that had Okinoumi wildly
balancing on his right foot, but Hoshoryu intentionally failed to finish the
move letting Okinoumi back into the bout. Still, Okinoumi had no right outer of
his own, and his hips were way too high for his own good, and it showed as
Hoshoryu flirted with another outer belt throw and a dashi-nage...both of which
he never followed through on. It was clear at this point that Hoshoryu was not
going to defeat his opponent even though he had the obvious advantage, and so
with both dudes wrapped up in yotsu-zumo in the center of the ring, Hoshoryu
looked as if he might use his right leg to go for an uchi-gake leg trip, but
instead of executing the trip, he acted as if his foot got caught in the dirt
and instead just tumbled sideways and down giving Okinoumi the silly win.
Hoshoryu stretched his knee this way and that as he got up playing along, but
the victor in this bout was decided before it even started as both dudes end the
day at 2-1.
Before we move on, when Hoshoryu first entered the division, he was a shaky
rikishi, but he has really matured over the last year, and in my opinion, he's
better now than any other Japanese rikishi on the banzuke.
M4 Chiyotairyu plowed forward hard from the tachi-ai, but he forgot to use his
hands and shove against M4 Kotoeko, and so the latter easily stepped out wide to
his left and watched Chiyotairyu just walk himself to the edge before turning
around while standing straight up in complete mukiryoku fashion. With Tairyu
standing there like a bump on a log, Kotoeko rushed forward and "shoved" his
defenseless opponent back that last step. This bout was obviously thrown in
favor of Kotoeko who moves to 2-1 while Chiyotairyu picks up more cash on his
way to 1-2.
We've finally reached the sanyaku, and we still haven't been treated to a really
good bout of sumo where both parties executed sound technique creating a nice
bout start to finish.
Komusubi
Wakatakakage and M3 Tobizaru sorta engaged in an oshi affair from the tachi-ai,
but neither rikishi was properly using their legs. Wakatakakage managed to bump
Tobizaru back a step, and then with his hands up high pushing into Tobizaru's
neck, he quickly reversed his action going for a pull, and Tobizaru played right
along putting both palms to the dirt quickly while no other part of his body
came close touching down. You could just see from the start that something was
off here as both rikishi end the day at 1-2.
M3 Hokutofuji seemed to befuddle Suckiwake Mitakeumi with his usual tachi-ai of
pushing with the right while shading left. With Mitakeumi lost from the get-go,
Hokutofuji worked his foe back to the edge all while failing to really fire a
single shove. The M3 relented, however, with Mitakeumi on the brink, and he
finally relaxed his stance giving Mitakeumi moro-zashi, but since the Suckiwake
didn't earn the pose, he wasn't in a position to really attack and take
advantage. As a result, Hokutofuji wandered all the way backwards to the other
side of the dohyo, but Mitakeumi still couldn't take advantage, so back the
other way they went to the other side with Hokutofuji maintaining a left outer
grip. Instead of pivoting out left and using that outer to dashi-nage Mitakeumi
out or execute a throw that was there for the taking, Hokutofuji darted right
going for a "counter" tsuki-otoshi, but in the process he made sure to drag his
left foot across the straw and into the sand on the other side before Mitakeumi
crashed down. This actually looked like a Hokutofuji victory in real speed, and
why not? He dictated the entire bout with Mitakeumi doing absolute nothing start
to finish, but watching the replay you could see Hokutofuji's sloppy footwork
that gifted the hometown kid the win. What a load of shullbit this was as both
rikishi end the day at 2-1.
I realize I made in mistake in declaring that Suckiwake Takayasu would come back
on Day 6 of the tournament. I misread the highlight that said he'd make his
comeback on July 6th, not Day 6 and so there he was today taking on M2 Ichinojo.
Now, Ichinojo has entirely destroyed his first two opponents, and Takayasu was
coming in with a very gimpy lower back, but this bout just goes to show that
anything can and will happen in sumo when they're desperate to create headlines
favorable for Japanese rikishi.
Unlike
the first two days where Ichinojo easily wrapped his opponents up and forced
them into chest to chest yotsu-zumo, he kept his hands high and to the
outside...the last place you want them. As for Takayasu, he did nothing at the
tachi-ai that would warrant such moves from Ichinojo, and Takayasu was more
passive than anything. Regardless of that, Ichinojo applied no pressure
whatsoever, keeping his hands up high and going through these short, baby pull
motions, but he barely damaged a hair on Takayasu's back...I mean his head in
the process. Once or twice, Ichinojo would feign setting up a kote-nage with the
right arm, but just like his pull attempts, he never followed through on
anything and left himself completely vulnerable. After a few dance steps around
the ring, Takayasu actually grabbed a left outer grip, and the normal move for
Ichinojo would be to use his right arm to counter that grip and lift upwards,
but instead he predictably brought that arm to the outside and set it in the
kote position, and at that point Takayasu got the left arm inside and was
finally able to "force" a willing Ichinojo back and across. Everything here was
improbable as Takayasu clearly buys his first win of the basho leaving him at
1-2 now. As for Ichinojo, he's shown that he can be bought in suffering his
first loss at 2-1 after making every conceivable wrong move possible.
Komusubi Meisei picked up the freebie after Takakeisho's withdrawal moving the
Komusubi to 1-2 for the tournament. As for Takakeisho, they estimate about a
month to recover from his injury, but he will be kadoban in September.
Ozeki
Terunofuji looked to get the right arm inside against M2 Takanosho and wrap the
M2 up on the other side with the left to the outside, but Takanosho refused the
chest to chest contest (wisely) and moved laterally around the ring. Terunofuji
never did latch onto his squirrely foe, and the two ended up in the center of
the ring hunkered low in the grapplin' position. And there they'd stay for about
20 seconds before Terunofuji grabbed Takanosho by the left wrist and twisted him
down kaina-hineri style. Terunofuji was cautious here and never in danger, and
credit Takanosho for at least showing some effort. The end result, however, was
Terunofuji's moving to 3-0 while Takanosho remains winless.
Shodai
largely kept his feet aligned at the tachi-ai and his arms in tight in an
attempt to deny M1 Endoh the front of the belt, but with the faux-zeki not
attacking and playing defense from the start, Endoh simply moved to his right
and pulled Shodai forward and down just like that. Seems to me that if you were
a legit Ozeki you'd look to lay the wood to an M1 rikishi and not go into a
defensive shell, but we all know that we're not dealing with a true Ozeki here.
Shodai suffers his first loss at 2-1 while Endoh picks up his first win at 1-2.
The
final bout of the day featured Yokozuna Hakuho vs. M1 Daieisho, and Hakuho
displayed his patented hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping quickly with the right while
getting the left arm to the inside, and before Daieisho knew what hit him,
Hakuho pivoted left, planted his right foot, and executed a powerful scoop throw
that had Daieisho thrown down and out in about two seconds.
We only need to go back to Day 1 where Takakeisho supposedly also defeated
Daieisho with a scoop throw. You'll remember how I pointed out the anomaly that
Takakeisho didn't need to use his lower body whatsoever to "score" on the throw.
This is just a perfect example of how you can detect bout fixing in sumo. Hakuho
shows us the proper way to execute a scoop throw while Takakeisho offers a girly
swipe, and I might add that the way a person is defeated by a proper scoop throw
is different from Daieisho's reaction on Day 1. Regardless of that, Hakuho is
establishing a proper baseline of sumo here that is never matched...nor ever
will be by the likes of Shodai or Asanoyama or Takakeisho or Takayasu. The
Yokozuna stands at 3-0 and is in supreme command of the tournament for as long
as he wants to be. Daieisho remains winless at 0-3 after losing today and then
throwing his first two bouts against Takakeisho and Shodai the first two days.
Three days in, and it's a given that Hakuho and Terunofuji are the story
tellers, but what's disappointing is the lack of effort from the rank and
filers. There is just no excitement the first 100 minutes of the broadcast, and
this basho is shaping up to produce maybe one sansho in the end if we're lucky,
and even that will be canned.
Back at it tomorrow.
Day 2 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
 My
comments will be brief again today due to the three-day holiday here in the
U.S., so I'll go old school and comment as if I was sending an email to Kenji
regarding Day 2. With no glaring headlines appearing in between the first two
days, this biggest news from Day 2 was the M2 Ichinojo - Takakeisho matchup. At
the tachi-ai, Takakeisho came forward and literally ran into a brick wall so
much so that the dude herniated a disk in his back. With Takakeisho unable to
fire any tsuppari, Ichinojo wrapped him up with the inside right and outer left,
and you could tell that the Mongolian knew his opponent was hurt. Ichinojo
walked him back slowly and out holding him up atop the dohyo as Takakeisho
slumped to one knee on the step he used to climb onto the dohyo to begin with.
I think the first takeaway from this bout is that Ichinojo could have possibly
ended Takakeisho's career if he had thrown him off of the dohyo. It was stand up
for him to keep the dude from falling hard at all, so props to the Mongolith he
moves to a cool 2-0.
The second takeaway is that Takakeisho clearly does not belong in the ring with
Ichinojo or Terunofuji or Hakuho or a lot of these guys. It's inconceivable to
have a true Ozeki get obliterated like this by an M2. During Ichinojo's
interview afterwards, the announcer pointed out that this was his first time
fighting among the jo'i in two years. Ichinojo's highest rank the past two years
has been M6 prior to this basho whereas Takakeisho has of course been ranked at
Ozeki. And yet, the contrast between these two rikishi couldn't be any more
stark.
After the bout, Takakeisho was stuck on that dohyo step for 50 seconds (yes, the
media kept track) before an oyakata came forward to help him eventually get into
the Pawn Stars wheel chair. Takakeisho was taken to a hospital and diagnosed
with the herniated disk, and he has of course withdrawn from the festivities.
I'm just glad that I don't have to pretend that Takakeisho is a real Ozeki in my
analysis. I mean, Ichinojo decides to stand his ground for once, and Takakeisho
injures himself trying to budge the dude. Enough said here.
With
Asanoyama and Takakeisho now gone, that leaves us with one remaining faux-zeki
in Shodai. He faced M1 Daieisho today in a bout that lasted two seconds. The
first second consisted of Daieisho kicking Shodai's ass and choking him
completely upright while winning the tachi-ai with ease. The next second
consisted of Daieisho just holding that move without moving forward waiting for
Shodai to counter. Shodai finally weakly swiped with the right arm, which was
Daieisho's cue to just hit the dirt, and that he did in short order. Even
Shibatayama-oyakata (former Onokuni) who was in the booth today commented that
Daieisho just kept his arm extended there too long. The word he left out was
"intentionally," but this was a silly bout of sumo where Daieisho dominated the
tachi-ai and then promptly waited for contact from Shodai before dutifully
putting both palms to the dirt easy as you please. This was a farce of a bout as
Shodai is gifted 2-0 while Daieisho is paid to fall to 0-2.
Speaking of Shibatayama in the booth, it's a good thing they had that plexiglass
divider keeping him separated from Satoh Announcer. Around 5 PM during a break
in the action, Onokuni kept eyeing his broadcast partner as if he was a mid-day
snack. That dude is UGE!!

Let's next move to Suckiwake Mitakeumi. I commented
yesterday after he was easily dismantled by Ichinojo that the ranks of those two
rikishi were completely off. That was validated again today as Ichinojo fought
Takakeisho, but prior to the Mitakeumi bout, they showed this graphic of
Mitakeumi's rank going back the last five Nagoya basho...and remember, this is
Mitakeumi's "home" basho.

Does anybody think that 1) it's a coincidence he somehow finds himself ranked at
Suckiwake for his home basho, and 2) he has shown extremely well in Nagoya going
back the last five years including a yusho? This is a perfect example of how
hometown rikishi are hyped heading into their basho in order to generate more
excitement and sell more tickets. That fact is born out in the dohyo. Mitakeumi
has never fought like an actual Sekiwake, and it showed yesterday.
Against M2 Takanosho today, the M2 got the right arm to the inside easily from
the tachi-ai, but he didn't use it to wrench Mitakeumi upright instead keeping a
shallow grip as he waited for the Suckiwake to set something up. Problem was
that Mitakeumi was really struggling with his right side completely exposed to a
left outer grip...had Takanosho wanted it. He didn't of course, so after a
boring stalemate in the center of the ring where Mitakeumi was stuffed and
cuffed, Takanosho retreated as if to set up a pull that would never come, and
that momentum shift finally allowed Mitakeumi to score the yori-kiri win that
contained very little force. Obvious mukiryoku sumo from Takanosho today as
Mitakeumi is gifted his first win while Takanosho falls to 0-2.
Yokozuna
Hakuho kept his hands high at the tachi-ai leaving himself vulnerable against M1
Endoh, but Endoh couldn't take advantage. I mean, the Yokozuna was not moving
forward, and he was up high with his hands extended practically begging Endoh to
assume moro-zashi, but the M1 was too clueless. Hakuho does this all the time
where he'll give his guy an opening, but when they can't seize it, he'll just
smite them from there in short order, and that was the case today. When Endoh
finally came forward looking for a grip on the front of the Yokozuna's belt,
Hakuho slipped to his left and easily scored the hataki-komi win from there
moving to 2-0 in the process.
I really enjoyed Onokuni's color analysis today, and he correctly pointed out
that the Yokozuna did not use his hands properly from the tachi-ai, and he was
right...leaving out of course the important word again: "intentionally." After
the bout, it was nice to hear the big applause for Hakuho, and several fans
moved close to him for a high five as he headed towards the hana-michi. The
Nagoya fans obviously recognize greatness, and I think everyone senses that
Hakuho's career could end at any moment and not because he's injured or worn
out. As for Endoh, you could say he's been put through the ringer the first two
days in falling to 0-2.
Komusubi
Wakatakakage henka'd Ozeki Terunofuji today moving left and getting his hand to
the front of the Ozeki's belt. As Fuji the Terrible looked to square back up,
WTK kept moving laterally touching both hands to the front of Fuji's belt, but
the Ozeki was able to latch onto the outside of Wakatakakage's right arm as he
fished for something inside with the right arm. WTK kept moving ultimately
working his way into moro-zashi, but Terunofuji welcomes that move any day of
the week, and so he grabbed a left outer grip and used it to keep his foe pinned
in tight before executing the textbook yori-kiri win. Good stuff from Terunofuji
who was never in danger as he moves to 2-0 while Wakatakakage falls to 0-2. I
think it's evident that I like Wakatakakage, but the dude has gone to the henka
well a bit too much of late for my liking.
While I won't break down their bouts, I think it's worth noting that the magic
(or money) that gave M13 Ura and M17 Ichiyamamoto wins on Day 1 was suddenly
missing on Day 2. Ichiyamamoto was clueless against M16 Chiyonokuni while Ura
put up a decent fight against M14 Chiyonooh, but Ura was defensive throughout.
The only way this guy can win is to buy his bouts, and like Enho, the contrast
between his wins and losses will be quite noticeable. All four guys mentioned in
this paragraph finished the day at 1-1.
Starting tomorrow, I'll break down all of the rikishi and the action from the
first three days. I also saw a headline that said Takayasu plans to start
fighting this basho from Day 6. Can't wait for that. Dude knows better than
anyone that money can and will buy him his wins.
Day 1 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Welcome
to the basho that nobody is paying attention to. With the Tokyo Olympics upon
us, that event is dominating the sports news in Japan along with professional
baseball and Shohei Otani's current run in Major League Baseball. Overseas, you
also have Wimbledon going on, and we're in the semis of the Euro 2020
tournament, and there frankly is very little room for sumo to take the
spotlight. The early start here in July is the Association's attempt to squeeze
the basho in before the start of the Olympics, but there is nothing appealing
here to anyone beyond the niche sumo fans.
The big news heading into the basho was of course the punishment handed down to
Ozeki Asanoyama a few weeks ago. The dude has to sit out six consecutive basho,
and they didn't include the recent Natsu basho as time served, so when the
currently-ranked Ozeki makes his return next July, he'll be fighting from the
Sandanme division.
The Association waited and waited to announce the punishment, and they even ran
a bit of interference by first announcing that Ryuden would be forced to sit out
the next three tournaments after it was learned that he was sneaking out at
night (despite the state of emergency declaration in place at the time) to meet
his mistress. Allegations report that he only did this about 20 times over the
course of the last few months, so what's the big deal??
When the Association gave Abi the three basho punishment, you knew they had to
come down harder on Asanoyama due to his rank and due to the fact that he lied
to the Association when they first asked him about the allegations he was
frequenting the tittie bars despite the state of emergency declaration. Nobody
is going to miss these guys, and these stories frankly tell us that we are not
dealing with a group of Boy Scouts despite the image the Association hopes to
portray.
As for headlines involving rikishi who haven't been punished, Ozeki hopeful (an
oxymoron if I've ever heard one) Takayasu was forced to withdraw from the
tournament after throwing out his lower back a few days before Day 1. To make
matters worse, it was reported that he injured the lower back after doing keiko
with Kisenosato. The media was making this huge deal prior to the injury that
Kisenosato--an oyakata in Takayasu's stable--was prepping the Sekiwake by doing
sanban-geiko with him each morning, and then this sudden injury. Forcing
Takayasu to practice with Kisenosato is almost classified as a rikishi currently
being punished, but regardless of that, there's one less rikishi on our hands
now to pretend that he's making a run for Ozeki.
With Asanoyama and Takayasu out, that leaves Takakeisho and Shodai to
counterbalance the duo of Hakuho and Terunofuji, and has there ever been a
bigger contrast between two sets of rikishi? Hakuho is making his return this
tournament after the Association told him to get back in the ring or retire.
About a week ago, Isegahama-oyakata was quoted in the media as saying he'd like
to see Hakuho fight again at full strength. Uh, no you don't.
Hakuho's return almost received as much run as Ura's return to the division.
Almost. All of the hype surrounding Ura's return to Makuuchi is a perfect
example of how the Sumo Association is trying to hype anything that could help
sell more tickets rather than push rikishi with actual game.
I suppose the final major storyline heading into the basho is talk of Terunofuji
achieving the Yokozuna rank pending his results here in Nagoya. Regarding both
Hakuho and Terunofuji, it's exclusively up to those two rikishi and their camps
to decide how hard they will go in Nagoya. If everything was fought straight up,
these two dudes would be 14-0 before fighting each other on senshuraku with the
next closest rikishi coming into the final day around four losses.
The yusho race could very well come down to these two Mongolians or either of
them could withdraw suddenly due to a fake injury. We'll just have to see how
things play out. My gut feeling as we head into the basho is that Sumo wants no
negative headlines to come out of this thing, and so I expect Hakuho to breeze
his way to the yusho with Takakeisho or Shodai coming in a token second place.
If we must, let's get to highlights from Day 1 surrounding rikishi of interest.
First up was our Makuuchi newcomer, M17 Ichiyamamoto, who was paired against M16
Ishiura. Ichiyamamoto was clueless at the tachi-ai allowing Ishiura to just duck
under the rookie's outstretched arms and get deep to the inside where he
promptly just stopped and waited for his opponent to do something. The rookie
was as quick as molasses in grabbing the back of Ishiura's belt with the left
hand before moving to his right while Ishiura just bellyflopped himself to the
dirt.
It took a minute or two for them to rule the kimari-te here because it was such
unorthodox sumo that was poorly thrown on the part of Ishiura. Kitanofuji said,
"Just go with hiki-otoshi," while Mainoumi suggested they make up a new
kimari-te called "uwate-sukashi." Regardless of that banter, they were put in a
tough position thanks to an obviously thrown bout of sumo. They finally
announced the winning technique as harima-nage, and if that was harima-nage,
then Takakeisho and Shodai are legit Ozeki.
A few bouts later, M13 Ura stepped into the dohyo to nice applause prior to his
bout with M14 Daiamami. To describe Daiamami's sumo today would be akin to
breaking down the process of paint drying. Daiamami just stood straight up at
the tachi-ai waiting to make a move, but Ura wasn't exactly charging forward
himself. In a bout that produced little continuity,
Daiamami
had the clear path to a right inside with Ura actually going for an early pull
and backing his way to the straw, but Daiamami had no interest in making him
pay, and so as he allowed the bout to flow back to the center of the ring, this
time Daiamami had the inside left with the right still close to the inside had
he wanted moro-zashi. He didn't of course and with Ura fumbling this way and
that while Daiamami kept himself up high, Ura finally wiggled to his left going
for a haphazard "hiki" against Daiamami's right arm and right side, but
there was no power behind the pull, but Daiamami just flopped forward and down
dutifully while Ura spun off the dohyo in the opposite direction and rolled into
the second row of spectators.
This is exactly how you like to see a bout of sumo end...with the victor
defiantly moving forward that last step with the perfectly-placed shove or
powerful force-out using the body. Or this mess. The best performance here came
from a dude in his seventies wearing a pink shirt who hopped up out of seat
before Ura could roll over him.
What a farce of a bout this was as 1) Daiamami was clearly mukiryoku, and 2) Ura
employed zero sound technique in order to achieve this result. Ura's tachi-ai
was bad; his only noticeable move was that early, dangerous pull; and he was at
Daiamami's mercy throughout this one. Even at the end, Ura couldn't apply
sufficient pressure to send the mukiryoku Daiamami across the straw, and so the
result was Daiamami's flopping forward and Ura's flying wildly in the other
direction into the stands. Just great as Ura obviously buys this first win.
In the interest of time (or lack of it on my part), let's fast forward our way
to the sanyaku where Sekiwake Mitakeumi was paired against M2 Ichinojo. With
Asanoyama and Takayasu out, it puts a little bit more of the spotlight on
Mitakeumi, but someone forgot to tell Ichinojo. The Mongolian forced the bout to
migi-yotsu after a kachi-age tachi-ai, and Mitakeumi could do nothing to prevent
the M2's securing of a left outer grip, and from there, Ichinojo wrenched the
Suckiwake around and out easy as you please. You watch this bout and see how
lopsided it was, and then go back and look at the ranks of these two dudes the
last year. Ichinojo hasn't been higher than M6 while Mitakeumi hasn't fallen out
of the sanyaku. And yet you can see the stark difference in ability. It's a
clear sign of the false banzuke we've been fed the last few years now.
Faux-zeki Shodai drew Suckiwake Takanosho, and from the tachi-ai, Shodai sorta
got the right arm inside, but it wasn't in deep whatsoever. Didn't matter as
Takanosho just backed up and out of the ring with Shodai in tow. You couldn't
call this a yotsu win for Shodai nor was it an oshi win because the dude
instigated very little contact against his opponent. It was simply a matter of
Takanosho throwing the bout and backing his way out of the ring without
employing a single waza.
M1
Daieisho was neutral at the tachi-ai allowing Takakeisho to come forward with
his light oshi attack, but it couldn't budge the M1, and so Takakeisho panicked
a bit and retreated all the way to the straw. Daieisho had his gal at this point
if he had wanted it, but he didn't and so he faked his way through a few light
shoves before violently hitting the dirt in response to a weak left swipe from
Takakeisho into Daieisho's left side. They ruled it sukui-nage, but this wasn't
a throw. If you're fighting a dude who ways 150 kilos and you want to throw him
to the ground, you have to plant your feet for momentum and use your legs.
Takakeisho's feet didn't move here, and this was just a light swinging of the
arm with Daieisho anticipating it and hitting the dirt.
With
the two faux-zeki safely through, the only drama in the Ozeki Terunofuji - M1
Endoh bout was whether or not it'd be fixed. It wasn't thankfully as Endoh got
an early right arm to the inside from the tachi-ai before realizing he didn't
want to go chest to chest with Fuji the Terrible, and so he moved to his right
trying to throw a wrench Fuji's way. It wouldn't work as Terunofuji grabbed
Endoh around said right arm and used it to bring him upright and into position
where he just turned Endoh to the side and bodied him across the straw from
there.
In the day's final affair, Yokozuna Hakuho welcomed upstart Komusubi Meisei in
what turned out to be a pretty good bout to the masses. Hakuho was half-assed at
the tachi-ai but he still came away with the left arm inside and easy right
outer grip, but he wasn't applying that much pressure and so he allowed Meisei
to get a right outer of his own leaving the two in the gappuri-hidari-yotsu
position. With Hakuho still applying little pressure, he allowed Meisei to force
the action towards Hakuho's side of the ring causing the crowd to ooh and ah for
a bit, but the Yokozuna finally planted his feet at that point turning the
tables and sending the action over to Meisei's half of the ring. At the edge,
Hakuho executed a throw with the left inside position using his left leg to the
inside of Meisei's right to make the official throw kake-nage, and Hakuho was
never in any danger here. As the two fell over as part of their nage-no-uchi-ai,
Hakuho could have easily tapped his right elbow down first if he wanna, and we
may see that later on in the basho if/when he chooses to throw a bout, but it
was an easy peasy start for the Yokozuna.
I was glad to see the crowd give Hakuho the biggest applause of the day, and
they should considering his true rank and all that he's done for sumo. The
second biggest applause on the day was from Ura, and that just goes to show how
easily the fans are manipulated by hype in the media.
Today was quite the vanilla start for sumo with the rookie and Ura and the
rikishi ranked high on the banzuke all winning, so we'll just have to wait and
see what shake-ups are on the horizon.
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