Hatsu Basho Senshuraku Comments I
obviously took a lot of days off this basho, and by the time I chimed in at the
end of Day 3, I stated that my feeling after watching Day 1 was that Hoshoryu
was going to take the yusho. It just felt as if this was a basho where they
needed a legitimate yusho, and after Terunofuji threw a few early bouts, the
next logical choice was Hoshoryu. Hoshoryu purposefully lost on Day 5 to
Atamifuji, which wasn't a surprise, because the two Japanese Ozeki, Kotozakura
and Onosato, got out to such horrible starts that it made sense to see Hoshoryu
cover for them, but then when Hoshoryu intentionally lost to Shodai and
Hiradoumi on Days 8 and 9, it looked as if he was taking himself out of the
yusho race.
I felt at the time that he was covering for Kotozakura because both Kotozakura
and Hoshoryu came into the basho as candidates for the Yokozuna rank, and it
didn't look good to have the foreign candidate show the Japanese candidate up,
especially with the Japanese rikishi coming off of the yusho in Kyushu, and I
still feel as if Hoshoryu was trying to lower the bar of his performance those
first nine days to closer align himself to Kotozakura, but then as we entered
the Shubansen, or last five days, the Association needed to take a hard look at
what was the best possible result after considering those first 10 days.
At the end of Day 13, I thought that Kinbohzan was a pretty safe bet to take the
yusho. Day 14 panned out exactly how I thought it would, but my shortcoming was
that I didn't even look at the senshuraku matchups because I didn't write up a
Day 14 report. There is definitely a reasoning behind the matchups, especially
when they're trying to sort out the yusho race, and I wonder how I would have
predicted the outcome had I given it the time on Day 14.
With the benefit of knowing the outcome now, there were pros and cons to both a
Hoshoryu yusho and a Kinbohzan yusho, and I really think it came down to this:
Kinbohzan absolutely wrecked the top three most hyped Japanese rikishi in
Takerufuji (Day 9), Onosato (Day 11), and Kotozakura (Day 13). To have him then
destroy the only remaining Japanese rikishi on the leaderboard, M3 Ohho, on his
way to the yusho would have been worse optics than having an established Ozeki
take the yusho and restore a bit of order.
Hoshoryu's yusho means that he will become the sport's 74th Yokozuna starting in
March, and although I didn't think that was a very impressive Yokozuna run, the
problem is that they set such low standards for Japanese rikishi in terms of
promotion to Yokozuna that when a foreign rikishi achieves the same low
standard, they have no choice but to honor the promotion.
As I mentioned the day after Terunofuji's withdrawal and retirement, you need a
legitimate Yokozuna on the banzuke just to maintain order. When yaocho goes
crazy and the sumo content is unbearable, it's healthy to have a strong Yokozuna
on the banzuke executing strong sumo in order to remind the fans of what good
sumo is.
Looking back on my 30 years of scrutinizing this sport, Hoshoryu does not strike
me generally as a strong Yokozuna, but on this current banzuke, Hoshoryu is
a strong Yokozuna, and he can defeat anyone else on the banzuke at will except
for Tamawashi and Kirishima.
As I was scanning the daily newspapers after the basho, the biggest headline was
that Hoshoryu was late for his morning after press conference because he slept
in. They were already bringing up the word "hinkaku" and questioning his
ability to act like a dignified Yokozuna. I believe that last time that word was
used was when Asashoryu was a Yokozuna. I know it was never used for Kisenosato,
and so it's reserved for foreign-born Yokozuna who irritate the media.
Anyway, Hoshoryu is still young, so he should be around for awhile, and he is
more than capable of maintaining the Yokozuna rank and showing off good sumo.
I'm sure he'll be like Terunofuji and average about 1.5 yusho a year while doing
his best to cooperate within the system and continually feed strategic wins to
Japanese rikishi.
Let's briefly work our way down the banzuke and touch on the other key rikishi
this basho.
Kotozakura
Kotozakura was the headliner coming into the basho fresh off of his..uh..yusho
in November. There is only one way that a dudes takes the yusho one basho with a
14-1 record and then follows that up with a 5-10 performance where at least four
of those wins were compromised, and that way is bout fixing. Kotozakura is the
perfect example of how bout fixing can be used to propel rikishi to the highest
levels of the sport. The problem is that you can't maintain them at the higher
levels without serious money to fix bouts, and so that's why you saw the 5-10
performance here. Kotozakura's sumo content is entirely lacking, and I can't
name a single move that he is good at. It sucks that all I have to say about
this kid is that he's a fraud.
Onosato
Onosato gets a little bit more leeway, but not much. The dude finished 10-5 with
a very nice win over Shodai (hey, I'm looking for positives). He can also beat
Ura straight up although Ura did not try and beat him on senshuraku. Still, I
think we can give this guy credit for a few wins. Like Kotozakura, however,
there's very little from his sumo content that we can even break down. I didn't
really see any improvement from this guy in Hatsu, and he's still relying on
bout fixing for the majority of his wins.
Wakamotoharu/Wakatakakage
I was happy to see both Waka brothers make-koshi because I'm tired of them
taking up space in the sanyaku. None of them had an impressive win this basho,
and that Wakatakakage gift from Terunofuji on Day 1 was so lame. As if. I have
no idea where the Arashio-beya gets its money, but I can't wait for it to run
out.
Sheesh, after commenting on the last four rikishi, I'm remembering why I stopped
doing these post-basho reports. There's simply nothing to talk about because so
much of the sumo is fake.
Kirishima
It goes without saying that Kirishima should at least be an Ozeki on this
banzuke. Not a single rikishi beat him this basho where both parties were going
all out. He let up for Hoshoryu and Terunofuji, two rikishi who can beat him
legitimately. He let up for Onosato big time, and then he let up for Kinbohzan
on Day 14. Speaking of letting up, it felt like he let up during a lot of his
wins. His win over Takerufuji on senshuraku was a great example where Kirishima
was purposefully soft only looking to pull start to finish and giving Takerufuji
a chance. It was close at the edge due to Takerufuji's inability to do good
sumo, and we definitely didn't see the sumo this guy is capable of even though
he posted an 11-4 finish. I thought it was ironic that he was awarded a Kantosho
because he didn't show a ton of fighting spirit...to the benefit of most of his
opponents.
Ohho
Ohho obviously did not deserve his 12-3 record this basho nor the Ginosho, but
he did show a decent oshi display throughout the fortnight. I mean, compared to
Onosato's sumo, Ohho looked great, but he still needed a lot of guys to let up
for him to even kachi-koshi...Abi, Tamawashi, Onokatsu, Takanosho, and Kinbohzan
just to name a few. This kid's got a good body going for him, and he moves well
for his size. He's also the grandson of Taiho, and anything that gives a guy
name recognition and something to market gives the Sumo Association further
incentive to use him as a pawn. He was a lot better than the two Japanese Ozeki,
but those 12 wins were highly inflated. Kantosho this basho? Maybe. Ginosho? No
way.
Takerufuji
Takerufuji is such an unimpressive rikishi. I thought the low point of his
entire basho was the way he ran from his fight against Hoshoryu on Day 14. It
looked to me that Hoshoryu was out to send a message in that one, and so
Takerufuji couldn't exit the dohyo fast enough. I want to find aspects to a
guy's sumo that I can praise, but what is there to praise about Takerufuji? Like
Kotozakura and Onosato, he comes from a major stable that can fund his wins, and
so actual sumo ability is rarely required. I'll praise him when he deserves it.
Kinbohzan
I enjoyed every second of Kinbohzan's wins, and I was sorry that he was
obligated to lose to Abi and Ohho down the stretch. This guy is single-handedly
bringing back the tsuki-dashi technique, and he is as legit as they come. This
is what a real Ozeki looks like, and Kinbohzan is one of those dudes on the
banzuke that nobody wants to fight, especially when your tsuke-bito doesn't
come to you prior to the match and inform you that the fix is in. Name one
Japanese rikishi that guys are afraid to fight in a straight up bout. I'll give
you two: Nishikifuji and Abi. Anyway, this guy is a bruiser when he's
allowed to be, and he totally deserved the Ginosho award for Technical Merit
over Ohho.
This guy was fighting from Juryo last basho, and he could very well go 5-10 in
Osaka, but what differentiates him from guys like Kotozakura, Onosato, and
Takerufuji is that when he posts 12 wins in a basho, he displays the sumo to
back it up. We'll see how high they allow this kid to go. He's one of my
favorites.
Hakuohho
It bothers me that we have to talk about this guy, but we just do because he's
got a lot of money behind him. I actually think Hakuohho has the best sumo
skills out of all the big Japanese names that include Kotozakura, Onosato,
Takerufuji, and Hakuohho. They just need to let him figure a few things out, and
I think he could be decent, but too many of his bouts are fixed, and it shows
when he gets in a tough, straight-up fight because he doesn't know how to win.
Takayasu had to let up for him bigly on senshuraku, and despite gifting Hakuohho
moro-zashi, Takayasu had to refrain from using a wide open counter tsuki-otoshi
at the edge that would have certainly felled Hakuohho. I think Hakuohho earned
two of his 10 wins, and that's being generous.
Tamashoho
Let's finish with the rookie, who was quite unimpressive at the Hatsu basho. He
did pick up a few legit wins including Mitakeumi on senshuraku, but Tamashoho is
simply too soft. When you're 31 years old and a rookie in the Makuuchi division
and your sumo feels soft, you don't have a bright future. This guy kinda
reminded me of Asanoyama only they fix bouts in favor of Asanoyama. I mean,
Tamashoho did buy a few bouts this basho, but you know what I mean.
The Haru Basho starts March 9th, and I will be at the Indian Wells tennis
tournament that day, but I'll try and churn out some comments starting on Day 2.
Hatsu Basho Day 13 Comments Yesterday
as I was watching the recording of the Day 12 bouts on NHK World, a 27-minute
digest show, the broadcast ended and then my recording caught one minute of the
next show, which happened to be called "Sumopedia." In this particular episode
of Sumopedia, they were explaining the yori-kiri (frontal force-out) technique
with Murray Johnson narrating in the background. They were showing various clips
of typical yori-kiri, and then they showed a clip from the 2010 Kyushu basho,
and for whatever reason, they showed a clip of the entire arena before they
panned in close to the rikishi preparing to fight on the dohyo.
This is what the full arena shot looked like:
The bout involved Hakuho, which means it was at the end of the Makuuchi bouts,
and that's what the arena looked like in 2010. As for the banzuke at the end of
2010, the upper echelons were dominated by foreign rikishi, and the only
Japanese Ozeki was Kaio, who would retire in less than a year, and if you were
around at that time, you remember how painful it was to watch them give Kaio
kachi-koshi is last few basho.
In 2011, Sumo would go through it's gambling scandal, the investigation of which
revealed numerous paper trails that showed rikishi organizing fixed bouts and
then the payoffs, and so you had the yaocho scandal as well.
There was such an outrage among the Japanese public because the Sumo Association
was receiving government subsidies to help support its operations. They
eventually had to reclassify the Sumo Association and make it a tax-free entity
because it provided entertainment for the public good, but it lost its place at
the government teet (although a large part of the Association is still
technically funded through NHK money).
The sport was on the brink literally, and something had to change to keep it
viable, and that something was the adoption of rampant yaocho to reformulate the
banzuke giving Japanese rikishi favorable ranks, and then rampant yaocho was
used to orchestrate yusho again for Japanese rikishi after a 10-year drought.
This process took several years, but it has led to the current version of sumo
wrestling, which RELIES on bout fixing in favor of Japanese rikishi to keep the
fans interested.
With that in mind, let's turn our attention to the Day 13 bouts noting that
after the Association orchestrated four yusho for Japanese rikishi in 2024 (the
first time that happened in 20 years), this has been a reset basho where the
foreign rikishi haven't been kept on a tight leash.
At the start of the day, the leaderboard chock full of foreign rikishi looked as
follows:
Since
everything evolves around M14 Kinbohzan's result, let's start there as he
participated in the day's final match against Kotozakura. From the tachi-ai,
Kinbohzan caught Kotozakura with two hands to the face/jaw immediately causing
Kotozakura to look at his fake yusho board in the rafters. From there,
Kotozakura tried to swipe Kinbohzan's arms away, but the Kazakhstani had perfect
footwork and was firing thrusts into Kotozakura's torso to push him back and
across once, twice, three times a lady. They correctly awarded the tsuki-dashi
technique, and by way of review, the difference between a tsuki-dashi and an
oshi-dashi is for tsuki-dashi the winner's elbow is locked for the final thrust
whereas the elbow is bent on a final pushout.
I like to say if you win by tsuki-dashi it means you kicked your opponent's ass,
and that's what happened here as this bout was extremely lopsided. It's also a
great indication of how screwed up the banzuke is. Kinbohzan should already be
an Ozeki; the best guy on the banzuke--Tamawashi--is ranked at M10; and then you
have garbage rikishi like Kotozakura and Onosato ranked as Ozeki. It didn't used
to be like this, but just refer back to my intro to see why it HAS to be like
this.
Anyway, the win keeps Kinbohzan in command of this basho at 11-2 while
Kotozakura's make-koshi becomes official at 5-8.
Moving
to the two-loss rikishi, the most significant bout was an Ozeki duel between
Hoshoryu and Onosato, and the tachi-ai here was fairly soft with both guys
extending their arms as if to push, but nobody was moving forward into the other
guy. After a second or two of busy hands from both guys, Hoshoryu thought about
getting the right arm inside as Onosato moved forward, but then he quickly went
for a kubi-nage throw, and Onosato just walked right into it spinning himself
over and down. It half looked as if Hoshoryu's arm was slipping out of that
"throw," but this one looked orchestrated to me. In a straight up bout, Hoshoryu
would have gotten to the inside for sure against an exposed Onosato, and there's
no way Hoshoryu had enough leverage on that neck throw to cause Onosato to spin
around like that against his will.
My guess is that Hoshoryu let Onosato beat him in September, and so he was
calling in the favor here. Regardless, the superior rikishi won, so whatever as
Hoshoryu keeps himself firmly in the yusho race at 10-3 while Onosato is
eliminated from contention at 8-5.
M1
Kirishima was paired against M6 Takayasu, and this turned out to be a quality
bout thanks to Kirishima not going for the kill early. The two didn't go chest
to chest at the tachi-ai as Takayasu moved a bit to the left, and as the two
looked to square up, Kirishima quickly got the right inside and put his left
hand on the side of Takayasu's belt, but he didn't grab the outer and instead
pulled both arms away giving Takayasu a chance. From there the two brawled all
around the ring trading nice pushes, and there was noticeable beef behind the
sumo from both rikishi so much so that they began to tire and ended up in
hidari-yotsu. Once again, Kirishima refrained from grabbing an outer grip
although it was there for the taking at the front of Takayasu's belt, and the
action moved to the edge where Kirishima used a slick tsuki-otoshi with the
right instead to fell Takayasu across the edge and down.
We see this quite a bit where the Mongolians will give up advantageous positions
and give their opponents openings but still win in the end in order to produce a
good bout, and that's what we got here. A solid bout of sumo start to finish
where the rikishi in control the entire way won in the end. No complaints from
me as Kirishima moves to 10-3 after his tenth consecutive win. As for Takayasu,
he looked as good as he's looked in awhile falling to 7-6. Before we move on, I
thought the highlight of this bout was Kirishima's controlled backwards
somersault dismount off of the dohyo:
M3
Ohho drew M4 Ura, and this was a harmless bout where Ohho came with his expected
shove attack and Ura stayed low in a defensive posture. As the two circled the
ring with Ohho pushing and Ura ducking, Ura had a chance or two to get to the
inside, but his intention today was to simply put on a show, and after about
five seconds when Ohho went for a pull, Ura dove to the dirt and kicked his legs
up behind him in exaggerated fashion to make things look more spectacular than
they actually were. As expected, this bout was not fully contested so as to not
upset a Japanese leader's position on the leaderboard, but the better rikishi
won anyway, so it's no harm no foul as Ohho maintains his three-loss status at
10-3 while Ura hasn't a care in the world at 6-7.
Komusubi
Abi welcomed M11 Takerufuji, our final three-loss rikishi coming in, and this
bout was thrown from the start as Abi pretended to henka to his left, only he
lifted his right leg up in the air and held it forward completely taking away
his balance as seen in the pic at left. As
for
Takerufuji, he never beats his foe at the tachi-ai, and his footwork was too
sloppy to take advantage of Abi's gift, and so Abi just continued to move left
right out of the dohyo as he feigned one last pull. Takerufuji tried to keep up
and fully extended himself parallel to the dohyo, but he never did push Abi out.
The Komusubi took care of that on his own.
If you look at the end here, which guy is in control?
Abi's got his left foot balanced on the Tawara and his right foot is going to
break his fall in a very controlled landing on the venue floor while it's
Takerufuji whose going to have the dirt (tsuchi) all over his torso. They say
that the loser is the one covered in dirt, and that was actually the case here
as Takerufuji touched down before Abi was out, but everyone including the judges
and referee knew this one was fixed, and so they let it go.
Takerufuji moves to a gifted 10-3, and I'm trying to remember if he's even won a
single bout straight up this basho. As for Abi, he of course knows the game and
will take some extra allowance money in falling to 7-6.
We had three four-loss rikishi at the start of the day in Onosato, Daieisho, and
Chiyoshoma. We already discussed Onosato's defeat against Hoshoryu, so let's
next move to Sekiwake Daieisho and M5 Chiyoshoma who were paired against each
other today.
Chiyoshoma came at the tachi-ai with his left arm sorta fishing for the inside
position and his right arm high and wide in no-man's land, and Daieisho was able
to catch him with an early right tsuki to the side knocking a willing Chiyoshoma
off balance. From there, Chiyoshoma pretended to go into pull mode although he
kept himself square the whole time and played along as Daieisho executed sound
tsuppari to push Chiyoshoma back and across. On one hand, yes, Chiyoshoma was
extremely mukiryoku here, but on the other hand, Daieisho still beat him with
solid sumo, so I was okay with this expected result which keeps Daieisho
mathematically in contention at 9-4 while Chiyoshoma is eliminated from yusho
contention at 8-5.
With that, the leaderboard heading into the weekend is as follows:
Looking ahead to tomorrow, Kinbohzan is paired against Kirishima, and I think
they're gonna let Kinbohzan win it. In a straight up bout, Kirishima would be
favored 70-30 just because of his experience, but I think they're gonna let
Kinbohzan win just to keep the yusho line at two-losses.
Hoshoryu is paired against Takerufuji, and this one's a tough call. I mean, it
goes without saying that Hoshoryu would win 100% of the time in a straight-up
bout, but yaocho is very difficult to predict. My gut tells me Hoshoryu will win
this.
Ohho is paired against Takanosho, and I love that matchup. Takanosho is favored
60-40 in a straight up bout, but I think they're gonna let Ohho win it because
Hoshoryu should beat Takerufuji tomorrow.
That leaves us with Daieisho who is really a formality at this point. He's
paired against Hiradoumi, and that's a pick 'em.
If I was doing brackets, my prediction for the leaderboard at the end of Day 14
would be as follows:
12-2: Kinbohzan
11-3: Hoshoryu, Ohho
Once again, yaocho is very hard to pick, but I think the Association wants it
fairly clean heading into senshuraku. I would be very surprised if there
wasn't at least one Japanese rikishi on the board heading into senshuraku, and I
think that guy is Ohho.
In other bouts of interest, M5 Hiradoumi took on M15 Hakuohho, and the latter's
tachi-ai was awful enabling Hiradoumi to get moro-zashi, but instead of mounting
a force-out charge straightway, Hiradoumi elected to back out of moro-zashi and
then back his way over to the side of the ring and out altogether with Hakuohho
in tow.
I took this pic right after the tachi-ai from a slow mo replay from NHK World,
and focus on the feet:
Hakuohho's feet are completely aligned, which is something they preach against
from the very beginning. If you're feet are aligned, you have no balance and you
cannot win. By contrast, look at Hiradoumi's feet. One foot forward and one foot
back creating a nice angle in order to give him the best balance possible. It's
like riding the subway in Japan standing up if you can't hold onto a bar or a
handle above you. How are you going to position your feet?
Anyway, these little things jump right out at me, and you see a major red flag
like that and then Hiradoumi giving up moro-zashi, and then Hiradoumi moving
laterally and back instead of trying to force out his opponent whose feet were
aligned, and it all adds up to yaocho.
Hakuohho picks up a cheap kachi-koshi at 8-5, but he's one of the chosen, so I
think it's good to continue to focus on him. As for Hiradoumi, he dictated start
to finish masterfully as he settles for 6-7.
Hatsu Basho Day 12 Comments In between
Days 11 and 12, I was scanning the wires to see if there was any real news
coming across, and I noticed an immediate trend in the headlines of the news
articles on the front page: the majority of them focused on this celebrity
attending the sumos, that actress seen on the broadcast sitting in the
suna-kaburi, a baseball player who attended the sumos for the first time and
posted on Instagram how impressed he was with the fierce fighting. By far, the
minority of articles from the front page focused on actual sumo, rikishi, or
specific bouts on the day, and it hit me that the Sumo PR department is working
hard...not to promote the actual sumo and build upon successes in the ring;
rather, they're inviting celebrities to attend the sumos and comping them prime
seats that will ensure that the viewing public sees them on the broadcast. They
are then asking the media outlets to write up news articles pointing out who was
spotted at the sumos or reporting on what this famous athlete posted on
Instagram in regards to his or her experience in watching the bouts live.
I took a picture of the front page, and every story with a purple checkmark is
focused on the celebrity aspect of who's attending, and not on a specific
rikishi or a specific bout that took place on the day:
My personal favorite was the second checkmark from the bottom that was a scoop
on Chiyotaikai (current Kokonoe-beya stable master) where the CEO of a company
was spilling the beans on Chiyotaikai's personal life. Apparently, the CEO was
friends with Chiyotaikai for a spell and lavished him with entertainment and
gifts, and then Chiyotaikai stole his gurabia idol girlfriend (a gurabia idol is
a swimsuit model with unusually large tits) and started ghosting the CEO, and so
the CEO was dragging Chiyotaikai's private life through the dirt including an
accusation that Chiyotaikai would often drive a car when he was still an active
rikishi, a sin that will get you booted out of the Association.
Okay, maybe that article wasn't focused specifically on a celebrity or a sports
athlete, but they purposefully put "Gurabia Idol" in the headline, and I know I
was like, "Hmm...swimsuit model with big tits? Picture of Chiyotaikai?"
and it got me to click on the article.
The point is that there is a major push going on right now to promote the
celebrity angle of who is attending the sumos, and then the Association is
asking the celebrities and athletes in attendance to post on social media
regarding the experience in an effort to get people to notice sumo with those
sensational headlines. It wouldn't surprise me if they were going as far as
having people specifically post in sumo chat boards during the broadcast saying
things like, "Hey, I'm watching the live broadcast, and I think I see so and so
actress there in the second row." It's not, "Hey, tune in to see some great sumo
and an exciting yusho race."
A few days ago I was speculating in regards to the NHK viewership numbers and
how bad they were, and this new push by the PR department confirms that they
can't get people to tune in for the sumo itself, so they're trying to attract
attention by comping celebrities prime seats and asking them to post about it on
social media.
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do, but I'm not the only one who recognizes
how terrible the product in the ring has been.
Speaking of the product in the ring, let's move to the Day 12 bouts, and once
again, we'll focus on the yusho race. The leaderboard at the beginning of the
day was as follows, so let's start there:
No wonder they're reaching out to popular figures in pop culture for attention
because the average Japanese fan is going to see that leaderboard and go "Where
are all the Japanese rikishi?"
The
key bout to rectifying that situation was the M14 Kinbohzan - Ozeki Hoshoryu
matchup, so let's start there. From the tachi-ai, Kinbohzan stood up softly and
extended both arms, but he wasn't going for a tsuki into his opponent's neck or
chest. As for Hoshoryu, he leisurely stepped to his right and touched
Kinbohzan's left arm, and the M14's reaction was to just crumble to the dirt of
his own volition. And by crumble, he first put his palms down, then he lightly
touched his knees down, and then he finally got into the missionary position,
and the time it took Kinbohzan to orchestrate that fall equaled the time of the
actual bout itself prior to his dive. Hooboy, this was bad, and now I know why
they are using the term "Gurabia Idol" in the sumo headlines.
The result is Kinbohzan's coming back to the pack at 10-2 while Hoshoryu stays
one behind at 9-3. More importantly, this result enabled the Sumo Association to
post the leaderboard down to the four-loss tier. In a straight up fight,
Hoshoryu was the favorite to win, but you could tell after watching this that
the Association wanted to take no chances. The order was given for Kinbohzan to
take that dive.
Let's
move to the two-loss tier that featured M3 Ohho fighting M1 Kirishima, and from
the tachi-ai, Ohho came out looking for a tsuppari attack, but it didn't have
enough oomph behind it to knock the M1 back a step. As a result, he quickly
tried a brief pull and compromised his position in the ring, and after he did
that, Kirishima pounced ducking in low and coming away with the right outer
grip. The former Ozeki promptly used that belt hold to dashi-nage Ohho to the
other side of the ring, and there was a lot of real estate to cover, which
allowed Ohho to try and wriggle free, but Kirishima kept him in place and
ultimately got him in the manlove position, and from there, he dumped Ohho
forward and down across the straw okuri-nage style.
This was a costly result in terms of team Japan as it left both dudes 9-3, and I
think the result of this bout, which occurred before the Hoshoryu - Kinbohzan
matchup only solidified Kinbohzan's need to take that dive later on.
With
four of the five leaders covered in those first two bouts, the final leader was
M11 Takerufuji, who was paired against Kotozakura in the day's penultimate bout.
The two hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where Takerufuji showed just
how easily it is to get an outer grip against Kotozakura as he took it with the
left outer. As the two snuggled in chest to chest, Kotozakura used an effective
belt throw with his right inside position to completely turn the tables and put
Takerufuji at the edge and on the brink as seen at right.
At
that point, Takerufuji didn't have a pot to piss in, but you could see
Kotozakura pause and purposefully not force Takerufuji across that last half
step, so with Kotozakura just standing there waiting, Takerufuji went for this
really light tsuki into Kotozakura's left elbow, and the tsuki had no leverage
whatsoever, but next thing you know, Kotozakura flew across the ring to the
other side and down. Wow, those were either some serious Jedi powers exhibited
by Takerufuji, or Kotozakura was hamming up the fake, sideways fall. I'll go
with the latter.
Yeah, it doesn't look good to have a Yokozuna candidate 1) fall to a 5-5 record,
and 2) supposedly get his ass kicked by an M11 rikishi, but this result shows
how desperate the Association is to have as many Japanese rikishi on the
leaderboard as possible. With the gift, Takerufuji maintains his three-loss
status at 9-3 and I suppose it gives them some name recognition on the board
because this dude was the first Makuuchi rookie to yusho in like 100 years, but
I'll bet if you asked all of the attendees in the arena today, only half of them
would be able to tell you that because the actual yusho run was so unimpressive.
Kinbohzan's
loss immediately brought the four-loss rikishi into play, so let's examine them
next starting of course with Onosato who came into the day at 7-4. He was
conveniently paired against M5 Chiyoshoma, and Chiyoshoma did all the work here
striking forward at the tachi-ai keeping Onosato upright, and then Chiyoshoma
moved to his left, got the left
arm
inside, positioned his right hand up high around the back of Onosato's neck as
seen at right. After setting himself up, he backed up outta the ring with
Onosato in tow, and you can tell who was in charge here by how softly and in
control Chiyoshoma's landing was as he exited the dohyo down to the arena floor.
He hopped down on one foot and then tip-toed his way through spectators in the
first row in complete control. As for Onosato, they're gonna say he was quick
and powerful here, but Chiyoshoma literally ran circles around him in setting up
this bout start to finish.
It was over in maybe two seconds, and the result is both dudes standing at 8-4,
and the Sumo Association gets what they really want...Onosato back on the
leaderboard.
M15
Hakuohho was also 7-4 coming into the day, and he fought M10 Tamawashi in the
second Makuuchi bout on the day. Tamawashi failed to bring his usual tsuppari
attack at the tachi-ai, and he kept his arms wide and high gifting Hakuohho
moro-zashi, but the youngster couldn't do anything with it...prolly because he
didn't earn it. Tamawashi leaned forward after giving up the dual insides, and
that was enough to keep Hakuohho at bay. After a few seconds, Hakuohho tested
the force out waters, but Tamawashi used a left outer grip to turn the tables at
the edge and easily throw Hakuohho off balance with this back against the straw
before he nudged him down from there. Tamawashi gave the dude his chances, but
Hakuohho didn't grab it by the horns, and so Tamawashi casually threw him over
to the edge and forced him down leaving both rikishi at 7-5 and eliminating
yusho hopes for either.
M6 Takayasu entered the day at 7-4, and he needed to solve M2 Atamifuji to keep
himself in the hunt. Takayasu extended his arms at the tachi-ai as if to
tsuppari, but there was no lower body behind it, and so Atamifuji easily brushed
that off and assumed moro-zashi. Giving up moro-zashi to a Hutt is that last
thing you want to do, and Takayasu attempted to neutralize it with a left
kubi-nage throw, but that's one of the most useless throws in sumo (in a legit
bout), and Atamifuji showed why turning Takayasu completely around before
shoving him across from behind. Takayasu is knocked out of yusho contention that
he was never in to begin with at 7-5 while Atamifuji picks up just his third win
to finish the day at 3-9.
Komusubi Abi struck M4 Shodai nicely from the tachi-ai standing him upright
before Abi next used a forearm into Shodai's chest to knock him clear back to
the straw. And then Abi just suddenly stopped his charge even with Shodai dead
to rights. As Shodai recovered, Abi conveniently went into pull mode and backed
up across the dohyo with Shodai in tow, and Abi stayed square the entire way
allowing Shodai to push him back for good. This bout was clearly thrown in favor
of Shodai for who knows what reason, and the result knocks Abi out of yusho
contention completely at 7-5 while Shodai is gifted 6-6. Before we move on, if
you have the means, go back and watch Abi after he stepped back and across. He
sorta balanced on his left leg and put his right leg in the air teetering there
for a second or two at the edge of the dohyo before he brought the right leg
back down. He was in full control of his motion, which means that Shodai did not
push him across that straw against his own will.
Sekiwake Daieisho waited for M4 Ura to charge forward at the tachi-ai, and when
he did, Daieisho simply pushed downward onto Ura's shoulders and head keeping
him at bay, and after four seconds or so of constant pummeling, Daieisho had Ura
off balance and he pushed him down for good tsuki-taoshi style to pick up the
easy win. Daieisho continues to hang around moving to 8-4 while Ura falls to
6-6.
With all of he four-loss rikishi settled at the end of Day 12, the official
leaderboard stood as follows:
Kinbohzan's loss essentially doubled the number of Japanese rikishi on the
leaderboard, and now you have guys like Onosato and Daieisho for more name
recognition.
It's one thing to have what looks to be an exciting leaderboard heading into the
final three days, but it's quite another to deliver the leaderboard with such
puff sumo.
In my intro I talked about how the Association and media are using celebrity
sighting to try and hype sumo up. Can you imagine what someone thought if
they're like, "Okay, I'll give it a watch," and then they see nothing but yaocho
at critical junctures? I would think that Hoshoryu - Kinbohzan bout is the last
thing you'd want running on the highlight reels during the evening news shows,
but how do you not show it?
Anyway, as we look forward to tomorrow, Kinbohzan is paired up against
Kotozakura. A win for Kinbohzan would mean make-koshi for the relatively new
Ozeki, so there are plenty of political reasons to throw this bout in favor of
Kotozakura. I really don't have a feel for this one, but I do know that
Kinbohzan has a 100% chance of winning if that's his intention coming in.
Hoshoryu gets Onosato, and the same goes for this bout. If Hoshoryu wants to
win, he will. A win by Hoshoryu will knock Onosato out of yusho contention, and
I'm leaning towards a Hoshoryu win, but we'll see what his camp decides or
what's decided for them.
Daieisho and Chiyoshoma square off, and Chiyoshoma is the clear favorite in a
straight up affair. Neither of these dudes is going to yusho anyway, so it might
be straight up.
Takerufuji draws Abi, and Abi will win a straight up bout. I get the sense,
though, that they're gonna want to have this thrown in favor of Takerufuji for
political reasons.
Kirishima gets Takayasu, and like all the previous bouts we mentioned, there is
a clear favorite here, so it's a matter of will Kirishima or won't he?
And finally, Ohho draws Ura, and that's a bout where the Japanese leader is
actually favored. I think Ura's gonna throw it favor of Ohho anyway, but in a
straight up bout, Ohho has a 75% chance of winning.
There really weren't any other bouts of interest, but we had two doozy fake
falls today. M10 Meisei (4-8) took an obvious dive in his bout against M17
Nishikifuji. The Nishikifuji camp is gripping because at M17, if you suffer
make-koshi you go back to Juryo, so his team is ponying up the cash or making
deals with the devil to buy his kachi-koshi, and he now stands at 7-5. One more
fake bout to go.
A few bouts later, M13 Shonannoumi crushed M9 Ohshoma back from the tachi-ai and
really gave him the business bullying him back to the straw in just a few
seconds. I mean, Ohshoma was dominated so soundly, he could never deliver a
counter move that Shonannoumi was waiting for, and so of his own volition,
Shonannoumi started wobbling to his right still waiting for a touch from
Ohshoma, but when it didn't come, Shonannoumi just bit the dust. As he lay there
stomach first on the dohyo, he looked around as if to say, "I didn't mean to
make it that obvious," but no worries bro, it was way obvious. Both of those
yayhoos end the day at 6-6.
Hatsu Basho Day 11 Comments I think
the expression that bests summarizes the state of this basho is, "You can't have
your cake and it eat it too." The cake is obviously an inflated banzuke and
yusho results from 2024 that are very favorable to Japanese rikishi, but when
you set things up with fake sumo, there will eventually come a point when it
gets exposed, and that's what's happening here at the 2025 Hatsu basho. The
difficulty the Sumo Association has is that they're actually a hybrid sport that
relies on heavy bout fixing; yet, there is plenty of legitimate sumo as well,
and so the organization is trying to come across as a fully legitimate sport
with the help of a complicit media, but they have to rely on rampant bout fixing
in order to stay relevant.
I've seen the result of what happens when Sumo attempts to eliminate yaocho, and
said result is embarrassingly empty arenas that would ultimately kill the sport.
And the problem does not solely rely on the presence of foreign rikishi on the
banzuke. Who are the best technical fighters Japan has right now in the Makuuchi
division? The top seven are as follows (because I couldn't come up with 10):
Nishikigi
Kagayaki
Abi
Meisei
Takanosho
Gonoyama
Daieisho
While Abi and Daieisho have taken yusho, it's obvious that these Japanese
rikishi are not a high priority for the Association. The Japanese rikishi who do
receive the hype come from prestigious stables and stables with ample cash on
hand, but they are not top 10 Japanese rikishi, and so you have the dynamics of
foreign rikishi who are unconquerable in straight up sumo; over-inflated
Japanese rikishi who receive the bulk of the media coverage; and then the
everyday rank and file, and these groups are all thrown into this giant mixer
known as the Makuuchi division.
There's nothing else like it that I'm aware of in professional sport across the
globe, and perhaps that's why we're so fascinated with it.
It almost feels like we should be on Day 13 instead of Day 11 based on the
leaderboard, which shaped up as follows coming into the day:
To me, it's a huge waste of time to comment on all of the bouts because so many
of them are fake, so let's go in order based on the leaderboard.
I'll start once again with M14 Kinbohzan, who is the storyteller of the basho.
For those new to Sumotalk, the storyteller is the dude on the leaderboard who
controls his own destiny meaning he's got a legitimate lead, and he's good
enough to defeat enough of his remaining opponents down the stretch to maintain
that lead...if his camp so chooses.
Today, Kinbohzan was matched up against Onosato, and this is a dangerous pairing
if you're not going to order a fixed bout in favor of Onosato. And they didn't.
I'm not sure if it was a money issue or if Sumo officials felt like Onosato
stood a chance on his own because he was paired against a guy ranked at M14 who
was in Juryo last basho, but this bout illustrated a lot.
Kinbohzan dominated the tachi-ai putting his right hand at the base of Onosato's
jaw where he then forced Onosato halfway to the straw in that one-handed
chokehold. Onosato's only prayer was to evade quickly and go for a pull, but
that left him vulnerable
to
a push out from Kinbohzan, and there was no way he was going to catch Kinbohzan
by surprise after getting his ass handed to him like that at the tachi-ai.
Onosato darted right looking to pull, and then he scooted back left as Kinbohzan
advanced, and luckily for him he moved around enough to where Kinbohzan didn't
catch him squarely in the torso and send him two rows deep tsuki-dashi style,
but Kinbohzan still kept his eyes on Onosato well and thrust him down and out in
about three seconds. I just loved the reaction from this lady in the third row
at the end of the bout:
Her expression of "How could this have happened?" says it all. It happened
because you dutifully believe everything you're told by the media.
Where do you even start with this one? First and foremost, legitimate Ozeki
don't lose the tachi-ai to M14 rikishi. Ever. And not only did Onosato lose it,
but he needed to go see his chiropractor shortly after the bout to get
readjusted.
Secondly, Ozeki never belong in the fetal position at the base of the
dohyo, and they never belong in the wake of an M14 after their bout.
If you're wondering where Onosato is in that pic above, he's lying in a heap at
the edge of the dohyo while Kinbohzan is calmly and collectively walking back to
his side with his opponent in his wake.
I of course expected this bout to be compromised, but I'm always glad when
they're real, and the result here is Kinbohzan's moving to 10-1 while Onosato is
knocked off of the leaderboard now at 7-4.
From
the two-loss tier, M3 Ohho fought first, and he was paired against M12 Onokatsu.
Onokatsu used effective thrusts to knock Ohho up (did I just type "to knock Ohho
up"?) high at the tachi-ai, and it enabled Onokatsu to worm his left arm inside
and grab a right outer grip. Ohho's own left inside position was just forearm
deep, and so Onokatsu was in full control so much so that after yanking a
completely defeated Ohho this way and that in the ring, Onokatsu voluntarily
backed up across the straw pulling Ohho into his own body. The ending happened
so fast even Ohho was confused, but this was a perfect example of an arranged
bout where the loser on paper dominated start to finish. That pic at right
is so perfect. Ohho's belt is coming loose, which tells you who applied
force to who, and then you have the intentional step-out by Onokatsu, which his
arms down at the edge. So telling.
I mentioned yesterday listening to the excuses the oyakata would give on the
general NHK broadcast after bouts like this. There wasn't a single positive
thing you could say about Ohho's sumo, so they probably used words like "gaman"
or phrases like "his concentration was good," totally meaningless platitudes to
make up for a totally meaningless bout. Ohho moves to 9-2 after suffering the
complete ass kicking while Onokatsu settles for 6-5 with some nice pocket
change.
M11 Takerufuji was the next two-loss dude to step in the ring, and his opponent
was Sekiwake Daieisho. Takerufuji's tachi-ai was decent (if you don't count his
footwork), and he was able to neutralize Daieisho's tsuppari attack before
quickly moving right and going for an inashi swipe. That move sent Daieisho over
near the edge, but the Sekiwake had plenty of time to square himself and greet
his advancing opponent with a potent tsuppari attack, and Takerufuji's answer to
that was to go for a series of lame pulls. As he did, you could see Daieisho
shift gears and go on the offensive, and he only needed to connect on about two
shoves to send Takerufuji into the second row.
Once again, there was a complete lack of any substance to Takerufuji's sumo and
his Makuuchi resume to this point has been completely fabricated with fake sumo.
He falls to a costly 8-3 in terms of the yusho race while Daieisho improves his
record to 7-4. Before we move on, I couldn't find any pics of this bout on
the wires because there were too many photos of Kinbohzan choking Onosato into
oblivion. Not a good look for the faux-zeki.
The
final two-loss rikishi on the day coming in was M5 Chiyoshoma paired against
Ozeki Hoshoryu in the day's final bout. The tachi-ai between the two was
methodic with Chiyoshoma standing straight up and aligning his feet, and that
allowed Hoshoryu to get the left inside and right outer grip early, and from
there, Chiyoshoma largely just went with the flow as Hoshoryu dashi-nage'ed him
around the ring a time or two before pushing him down and out. Chiyoshoma
lightly fell sideways across the edge indicating just how little force was
exerted between the two, and this was a perfect bout of hana-zumo where the goal
was to saddle Chiyoshoma with another loss.
It should be noted that Hoshoryu could have won this bout straight up, but this
was just exhibition stuff here in order to bump Shoma another rung down the
leaderboard. As he result, he's now barely hanging on at 8-3 while Hoshoryu
finds himself at that same 8-3 mark.
The
only rikishi from the leaderboard we've yet to cover is M1 Kirishima who was
paired against M10 Tamawashi, and like the previous bout, this one also featured
two Mongolians and contained nothing but fluff sumo. Tamawashi seemed to take
charge at the tachi-ai using a nice tsuppari attack, and he could have easily
defeated Kirishima in one fell swoop, but he stood around enough to where
Kirishima was finally able to sorta execute a
left
kote-nage that sent Tamawashi over near the edge but not across, and as
Kirishima advanced, Tamawashi got the right arm inside with the clear path to a
left outer grip. Instead of taking that left outer, he brought his left arm up
high in the kote position, and then he abandoned his right inside altogether,
and from there, Kirishima lightly forced him across to where Tamawashi put his
bum down in the corner of the ring and then backwards somersaulted off of the
dohyo.
It pains me that we rarely get a straight up bout between two Mongolians, and
Tamawashi was being really nice here in helping Kirishima improve to 8-3 while
The Mawashi himself falls to a harmless 6-5.
With that, the new leaderboard shapes up as follows:
Kinbohzan draws Hoshoryu, and I expect Hoshoryu to win that bout. Head to head
in a straight up bout, Hoshoryu has the 70-30 advantage only because he has more
experience in the division, especially high up on the banzuke. Assuming a
straight up fight, Kinbohzan's only chance would be to connect on a tsuki from
the tachi-ai, but I think Hoshoryu's too wily and could dodge such a thrust
easily. Politically, it makes no sense to have Hoshoryu throw the bout in
Kinbohzan's favor unless someone wants to guarantee the yusho for Kinbohzan.
Ohho draws Kirishima, and there's no way that Ohho can keep Kirishima from
getting to the inside. I expect Kirishima to come in light and ultimately take a
dive as a result of an Ohho pull attempt. This one has tsuki-otoshi written all
over it.
The remaining dude on the leaderboard, Takerufuji, is paired against Kotozakura,
and I'm quite sure Zak will win the straight up bout. Takerufuji can only
legitimately win by pull, and Kotozakura doesn't came hard enough and low enough
to be baited.
The problem with five dudes spread out on the leaderboard all facing each other
on Day 11 is that two of them are going to lose, and so the leaderboard gets
thinner and thinner with too many days to go. If my guesses are correct, the
yusho line will fall to two losses so they can include the four-loss rikishi in
an attempt to keep people interested.
If we examine the four-loss rikishi coming into the day, Onokatsu and Tamawashi
both purposefully lost to dudes above them on the leaderboard, so they are
eliminated from yusho contention standing now at 6-5.
Daieisho beat Takerufuji as previously mentioned, so he'll still be hanging
around.
M15 Hakuohho was paired against M2 Tobizaru, and the youngster was losing to
Tobizaru in a push contest for the first four seconds or so. With Tobizaru
gaining ground little by little, Hakuohho went for a stupid pull, and if
Tobizaru wanted to win, he would have pounced at that point. When he didn't, you
knew exactly what they were setting up. With Tobizaru now lollygagging round,
Hakuohho connected on two shoves or so, but his feet were still planted to the
dohyo, and so that enabled Tobizaru to nuzzle back in close.
After a few seconds of Hakuohho's inability to attack, Tobizaru next found
himself in moro-zashi further exposing how vulnerable Hakuohho was, but it took
TZ less than two seconds to bring his left arm back to the outside where he let
Hakuohho get an inside belt position with a left outer grip. Still, Hakuohho
hadn't earned that position so he couldn't attack from it, so there the two
stood for at least 20 seconds, and from time to time Tobizaru would accidentally
put his left arm against the side of Hakuohho's belt in the uwate position
before pulling it back and thinking, "That's right; I'm being paid to lose."
After what seemed like a minute, Hakuohho finally made his "charge" and Tobizaru
went completely limp allowing Hakuohho to throw him down across the edge.
This bout was obviously fixed and Tobizaru did everything possible not to win
the bout despite having prime position throughout to do so. He agrees to fall to
5-6 in exchange for cash while Hakuohho buys his way to 7-4. As if.
The next two four-loss rikishi to fight were paired together in Komusubi Abi vs.
M6 Ichiyamamoto, and Abi henka'd to his left going for a quick pull that didn't
work, and then as Ichiyamamoto looked to regroup, Abi went for a second pull.
Now that it was clear that Abi was in henka/pull mode, Ichiyamamoto tried to
evade and look for an opening, but Abi finally came to his senses and began a
nice tsuppari attack that sent IYM across for good. This was an awful start for
Abi but a nice finish as he moves to 7-4 while Ichiyamamoto falls to 6-5.
Finally, M6 Takayasu traveled up into the sanyaku ranks to take on Suckiwake
Wakamotoharu, and Takayasu crushed Wakamotoharu at the tachi-ai choking him with
a beefy left paw so that WMH was looking at the rafters, and then Takayasu
followed up with an equally effective right paw choking Wakamotoharu upwards,
and Wakamotoharu had no choice but to retreat, but Takayasu caught him with yet
another left paw to the throat before shoving him back and across for good. Wow,
that was an awesome attack from Takayasu who earned the tsuki-dashi winning
technique if I've ever seen it. He maintains a glimmer of hope at 7-4 (he really
doesn't, but let's play along) while Wakamotoharu suffers make-koshi at 3-8 and
may need to go into counseling after that one.
By the way, are there two more tired rikishi that the Wakatakakage/Wakamotoharu
brothers?? A few years ago, somehow the stable came into some cash, and
they bought Wakatakakage a yusho and then tried to get Wakamotoharu promoted to
Ozeki, but these two guys are as useless as tits on a bore...I mean boar.
Speaking
of useless, we may as well cover Kotozakura who was paired against the
aforementioned Komusubi Wakatakakage, and this bout was a complete laugher. Both
rikishi stood straight up at the tachi-ai, and WTK actually had the path to the
inside right but he instead moved to his right and promptly stepped out of the
ring as he pretended to skirt along the edge of the dohyo. The referee caught it
right away and signaled the end of the bout surprising everyone in the arena,
but this was simply a ridiculously thrown bout in favor of the only guy weaker
than the Waka brothers: Kotozakura. Both rikishi end the day at 5-6, and it
still may be a chore for Kotozakura to get kachi-koshi because he'll likely be
paired against some of the leaders down the stretch, and they'll take the easy
wins and kensho money to boot.
Sheesh, four more days to go, so we'll see if this mess can be cleaned up a bit
down the stretch. I don't see how the yusho doesn't come from Kinbohzan or Ohho
at this point.
Hatsu Basho Day 10 Comments It really
feels like this basho is in damage control after such a horrific start. You had
a so-called Yokozuna candidate come out of the gate and fall flat on his face in
Kotozakura. Onosato had favors called in early resulting in his terrible start,
and then around the middle weekend, you had the only legitimate Ozeki start
losing in order to cover for Kotozakura and Onosato. In the midst of that, you
lost a legitimate Yokozuna from the banzuke, and while all of that was going on,
you had a few largely no-name foreigners running away with the yusho race.
I would be really curious to see NHK's viewership numbers from this basho. They
never post them for obvious reasons, but it'd still be interesting to see them.
I'd also be interested to know at what point the general NHK broadcast has been
starting this tournament. At least 95% of the people reading this get their sumo
feed online after it's been pirated from NHK's cable channels and posted to the
internet, and I'm not saying that's bad as I rely on some of those pirated
streams too at times, but they are never feeds that signal when the general NHK
broadcast starts.
I used to get the feed on my satellite dish at home that was used as the general
broadcast feed, and my version started at 4 PM Japan time every day, but you
could tell when they'd start the actual broadcast in Japan to the general public
because they'd put up the usual graphics and the NHK Announcer would all of a
sudden pretend as if his broadcast was just starting, so he'd start by
re-welcoming everyone.
Anyway, I greatly miss having that feed, but after watching it for 30 years and
not having it now, I can still guess what's going on, and after watching Day 10,
I'm quite positive the PR Department is in damage control. Throughout the
day, I got glimpses of the inside of the arena, and while they say the basho is
a complete sell-out, the arena is quite full but not packed.
This is a shot up close of the mukou-joumen side six bouts into the day:
This is a crappy, low-quality shot (thanks NHK World) just before the Ura -
Wakamotoharu matchup that occurred well into the 5 o'clock hour. There are
chunks of empty section above Wakamotoharu's head and behind the NHK World logo
banner, and there are noticeable red seats in the upper right corner.
These upper tier seats are not sold prior to the basho, and they're dubbed
toujitsu-ken, or tickets that don't go on sale until the day of.
And then this was the view I gleaned from the NSK's YouTube channel prior to
the Daieisho - Hoshoryu matchup. Once again, it's mostly full but there
are gaps everywhere:
What I'm surmising is that the current state of sumo with its banzuke not based
on merit and the current poor quality of sumo in the ring is going to lead to
more gaps in the seating over time. People are just gonna reach their
breaking point as to how much fake sumo they'll tolerate.
Getting to the day's action itself, at the start of the day, the top two
tiers of the leaderboard looked like this:
9-0: Kinbohzan
8-1: Chiyoshoma
They've been adding the two-loss rikishi as well just to get a couple of
Japanese rikishi on the board in Ohho and Takerufuji, but overall, this is a
weak, weak leaderboard in terms of rank and name recognition.
Let's
start from the top and work our way down the leaderboard, which brings us to the
Komusubi Abi vs. M14 Kinbohzan matchup first. From the tachi-ai, Abi put his
right palm to the side of Kinbohzan's cheek, and Kinbohzan immediately flopped
to the dirt putting two palms down to break his fall and keep the rest of his
body from touching down. It was over in half a second, and I know amateur fans
who want to believe this was real will try and scrutinize the slow mo replays
and see if Abi's face to the cheek caused that fall (it didn't), but that's
simply missing the forest for the trees. The pic at right shows Kinbohzan the
instant before he dived, and you can see Abi really doing noting.
What
we really need to focus on with this bout is Kinbohzan and what he was doing at
the tachi-ai and the answer is nothing. Instead of that lethal tsuppari attack
we've seen the entire basho, he put his hands forward and high as if to say, "Do
me now." Abi didn't exactly follow through, but he didn't need to as Kinbohzan
dove after sensing that initial contact. It was very predictable that Kinbohzan
would start throwing bouts to add more Japanese rikishi to the leaderboard, and
that's what happened here as he voluntarily falls to 9-1. As for Abi who
"improves" to 6-4, he prolly didn't even have to pay for this win as there was
plenty of politics behind it.
Our
one-loss rikishi coming into the day, M5 Chiyoshoma, was paired against M1
Kirishima, and the tachi-ai here was all finesse as neither dude bothered going
for the belt or aligning chests. Instead, they both flailed away with
meaningless tsuppari, and then a few seconds in Chiyoshoma put his hands up as
if to pull. The problem was that Kirishima wasn't bearing towards him, and so
they traded a few more wild, ineffective thrusts, and then all of a sudden
Chiyoshoma anticipated a dual thrust from Kirishima and dove sideways and down
as soon as he felt contact. For a rikishi to fall at that angle, his opponent
would have had to sideswipe him, but you can see in the pic at right (the
instant before the dive), Kirishima was not swiping laterlaly, so this was
simply a matter of Chiyoshoma picking his spot and taking a dive left.
Watching live, it looked extremely fake, and then the replays backed up the fact
that Chiyoshoma's fall was not caused by anything coming from his opponent.
Chiyoshoma falls now to 8-2 with the loss, and it's no surprise whatsoever that
Chiyoshoma was also asked to lose today in order to strengthen the leaderboard
by actually weakening it. Kirishima moves to 7-3, and I think he actually wins
in a straight up bout regardless, but this bout was fake and scripted all the
way.
Moving
down to the two-loss tier, M11 Takerufuji was paired against M6 Ichiyamamoto,
and this was simply a copout bout. Takerufuji henka'd poorly to his right, and
his feet were so aligned he nearly tripped over them. From that kinda position,
you're not going to apply any pressure to your opponent, especially one who
checks in at 150 kg, but this bout was scripted, and so Ichiyamamoto didn't even
look at his opponent and instead dove a bit to his right and just belly flopped
forward and down a half second in. Goodness gracious. Is this the type of sumo
you want people to scrutinize from your leaderboard? The problem is that over
time fans clue into the fact that the sumo content is so poor, and yet these
guys keep on magically winning. Takerufuji maintains his two-loss status with a
cheap 8-2 record while Ichiyamamoto adds to his petty cash at 6-4. Before
we move on, I'm having a difficult time finding pictures of Takerufuji on the
wires, which is an indication that he's not really being sold hard to the fans.
I mean, how can you sell this crap?
Our
next two-loss dude, M3 Ohho, was paired against M10 Tamawashi, and Tamawashi
caught Ohho with a headbutt in the upper corner of his right eye drawing a fair
amount of blood, and from there the two traded tsuppari with Tamawashi knocking
the fruit of Taiho's loins back a step. Instead of continuing that effective
charge, however, Tamawashi briefly put his hands up high as if to pull and then
took the bout to hidari-yotsu where he used his inside position to pull Ohho
into his body as Tamawashi simply backed his way outta the dohyo and stepped
that right foot across prematurely with Ohho in tow. Another scripted affair
here as they keep Ohho on the leaderboard at 8-2, and while I didn't have the
regular NHK feed with the Japanese announcers, I guarantee you all they talked
about was Tamawashi's sumo and the mistakes he made because it was Tamawashi
dictating things start to finish with nothing to break down coming from Ohho.
Ohho didn't win the tachi-ai, and he did nothing to control Tamawashi's movement
or momentum as the Mongolian settles on 6-4 with extra spending money.
If we summarize the four bouts that involved today's leaders, we have two bouts
that didn't even last a second and then two finesse bouts that included a fake
fall and another rikishi pulling his opponent into his body while backing out of
the dohyo.
Both foreign rikishi lost and both Japanese rikishi won. What were the odds?!!
The shenanigans surrounding the leaders suddenly brought the three-loss rikishi
into play, so let's examine their bouts.
M12 Onokatsu began the day at 6-3, and he was paired against M17 Tokihayate. The
two hooked up in hidari-yotsu with Onokatsu forcing Tokihayate up higher than he
wanted to be, and Onokatsu was in the prime position to grab a right outer grip.
He faked it a couple of times only to have his hand just "slip" off of the belt,
and after a few seconds of nonsense, Onokatsu voluntarily worked himself over
near the edge where Tokihayate swung him around, out, and all the way down to
the venue floor with this cheap kote-nage type grip. Onokatsu simply ran out of
the dohyo of his own volition here, and you can't have too many foreigners on
the leaderboard ya know has Onokatsu drops to 6-4. As for Tokihayate, he oils
his way to a 5-5 clip.
A rikishi I'm warming up to a bit, M15 Hakuohho, also came into the day at 6-3,
and he was set to do battle against M9 Ohshoma. Hakuohho was unable to establish
anything at the tachi-ai, and so Ohshoma took charge with a quick slap to the
face and a left outer grip. Instead of going chest to chest, Hakuohho moved
laterally as the two changed places in the ring, and the two ended up with
Ohshoma maintaining two outer grips and Hakuohho with moro-zashi although it was
just forearm deep. Ohshoma was eager to make a move quickly and so he began to
force Hakuohho back to the straw, but at the edge, Hakuohho darted right going
for a counter tsuki-otoshi move, and Hakuohho looked to step out just as Ohshoma
himself crashed down to the dirt.
This one was extremely close, and the call could have gone either way. Hakuohho
did touch out first, but when he did, Ohshoma's entire body was practically
beyond the straw so they ordered a do-over after the referee just had to guess
and point in favor of Hakuohho initially.
For round two, Hakuohho was once again sloppy at the tachi-ai ducking a bit low
and aligning his feet, and so Ohshoma went for a quick slap down. Hakuohho kept
his balance and moved laterally, and this time it was Ohshoma who had moro-zashi
when the dust settled. Hakuohho quickly worked his right arm inside as Ohshoma
hadn't applied forward pressure yet, but that gave Ohshoma a firm left outer
grip coupled with the right inside, and after gathering his wits for a few
seconds, Ohshoma forced Hakuohho over to the edge and dumped him soundly with a
left outer belt throw. Adding insult to injury, Ohshoma landed on Hakuohho just
for good measure, and that ending was easily top three this basho. That was
great technical sumo from Ohshoma who moves to 5-5 while Hakuohho falls to 6-4,
and once again, you can see that Hakuohho lacks sound sumo skills in the ring.
Dude has potential, but when the bouts is straight up, it always seems to be his
opponent who looks like the technical genius and that was the case here.
The fans did get their money's worth from these two bouts.
M6 Takayasu has been on a bit of a hot streak after winning four straight bouts
to enter the day at 6-3, and today he needed to solve M1 Takanosho. Takayasu
came out with some confidence executing a nice tsuppari attack from the
tachi-ai, but Takanosho was in full control as he retreated while waxing on and
waxing off Takayasu's thrusts. With Takayasu flustered a bit near the edge,
Takanosho was able to duck his head and move right, and as Takayasu adjusted too
slowly, Takanosho was able to get moro-zashi and force Takayasu back that last
step. Sheesh, none of these 6-3 rikishi today can catch a break as Takanosho
moves to 3-7 with Takayasu falling to 6-4.
M3
Gonoyama blasted the 6-3 Onosato back from the tachi-ai placing perfect thrusts
into Onosato's torso and driving him near the edge. But then all of a sudden
Gonoyama just halted his charge, and waited for an Onosato pull, and when it
came, Gonoyama just flopped to the dirt spread eagle style. Normally when a guy
goes for a pull like that after his opponent has driven him back with effective
thrusts, he finds himself in the third row, but in a fixed bout, the dude with
all the momentum from the start suddenly flies to the deck at the first sign of
a counter move from his opponent. Onosato moves to 7-3 with the fake win, and
this is simply an effort to try and get a Japanese Ozeki back onto the
leaderboard. As for Gonoyama, he gets paid to fall to 5-5.
Two
6-3 rikishi looked to do battle next in Sekiwake Daieisho vs. Ozeki Hoshoryu,
and these two struck chest to chest from the tachi-ai with Hoshoryu flirting
with an inside left, and I automatically thought to myself...where is Daieisho's
tsuppari attack? Before I could even finish that thought though, Hoshoryu moved
slightly to his right and touched the back of Daieisho's belt, and the Sekiwake
just flopped forward and down less than two seconds in. Daieisho put both palms
to the dirt with nothing else coming close to touching down, and that is a clear
sign of yaocho. I have no idea what the politics where behind this one, but it
was not fought straight up as Hoshoryu moves to 7-3 with Daieisho falling to
6-4.
Due to the purposeful losses by Kinbohzan and Chiyoshoma earlier, the new
leaderboard at the end of Day 10 is as follows:
With five days to go, we're probably looking at a 12-3 yusho line at best
because all of those guys still need to fight each other for the most part.
In
other bouts of interest, the day ended with Kotozakura paired against M5
Hiradoumi and the tachi-ai was fiddy-fiddy before Hiradoumi began swiping
downwards while retreated to the side directly in front of the chief judge, and
with Kotozakura in tow, it was an easy and gifted win in favor of Kotozakura
(4-6) as Hiradoumi (5-5) largely backed himself over to the side and out.
Finally, two former Ozeki fought today in M4 Shodai and M7 Mitakeumi, and Shodai
dominated the tachi-ai getting the right arm inside and using it to force
Mitakeumi back to the straw, and at the edge, Mitakeumi tried to skirt right and
go for a counter tsuki-otoshi that nearly worked, but Shodai simply had too much
momentum from the tachi-ai, so give Shodai the nice oshi-dashi win in the end.
He moves to 5-5 with the win while Mitakeumi's make-koshi becomes official at
2-8. It was easy to make fun of these two as Ozeki because they never earned
their rank or their yusho, but this was a technically sound bout today that I
rather enjoyed.
Well leave it at that as we head into the Shubansen. I wouldn't be surprised to
see one of the Ozeki ultimately take the yusho, but they'd have to do it with a
12-3 record at best.
Hatsu Basho Day 9 Comments I was
really sorry to see Terunofuji retire as we headed into the first weekend. I
know he wasn't doing much lately (by design), but his presence there on the
banzuke still meant something. When allowed to fight at full strength,
Terunofuji was able to establish a baseline of greatness, and when you watched
him execute his craft straight up, you could see the strength and power
characteristic of a real Yokozuna. With all the crap that's allowed to go on
right now atop the dohyo, you at least had Terunofuji there to bring everyone
back to reality, so now that he's gone, there is a huge void on the banzuke.
My best memory of Terunofuji was his original run to the Ozeki rank. I commented
at the time that it would be the last real Ozeki run you would ever see in sumo,
and that meant that the guy legitimately earned his way to the top against a
very difficult banzuke. At the time you had three Yokozuna in Hakuho,
Harumafuji, and Kakuryu, and then you had the three clown Ozeki in Kisenosato,
Kotoshogiku, and Goeido. Terunofuji thrashed his way through those three and
legitimately achieved the Ozeki rank, and once he did, you had a powerhouse of
four Mongolians at the top of the banzuke that couldn't be toppled by any of the
Japanese rikishi.
The problem that posed is that the four Mongolians would suck up all of the wins
at the top leaving nothing for the others, and so the four would take turns
going kyujo in subsequent basho...usually two at a time just to give everyone
else a chance. Six months later they orchestrated the first Japanese rikishi in
10 years, and thus began the modern-day decline in the quality of Sumo wrestling
where quality sumo took a backseat to rampant bout fixing.
It's been a tough 10 years, and we will never return to the quality of sumo
enjoyed when Terunofuji was first crowned an Ozeki (sigh).
The sumo over the weekend was a mess although the results weren't surprising,
and I'll comment on a few of the bouts from the weekend as we examine Day 9.
The day began with Shiden visiting from the J2 slot to take on M16 Kagayaki, and
in a rather uneventful but real bout, the two clashed in hidari-yotsu from the
tachi-ai going chest to chest, and Kagayaki easy as you please grabbed the left
outer grip and forced the Juryo rikishi back and across without argument.
Kagayaki moves to 3-6 after the easy win.
M16 Tamashoho and M13 Kotoshoho traded tsuppari from the tachi-ai with Kotoshoho
seemingly in control only to give that up by going for dumb pulls.
Whenever Kotoshoho moved forward with his thrusts, however, he had the rookie on
his heels, and he figured this out the last half of the bout when near the edge,
Kotoshoho was able to grab his foe in the right kote-nage grip and hoist him
across the straw in the end. It wasn't pretty, but Kotoshoho will take it as he
moves to just 2-7 while Tamashoho falls to 3-6.
M13 Shonannoumi met M17 Tokihayate with a bruising tachi-ai where SNNU focused
on a beefy shove attack where his legs were fueling the charge. Tokihayate knew
he was in trouble early and began moving to his right around the edge of the
ring, but before he could muster a counter attack, Shonannoumi had him pushed
across with ease. Both rikishi end the day at 4-5.
M17 Nishikifuji looked to push M12 Onokatsu back from the tachi-ai with a high
shove attack, but Onokatsu was able to get his left arm inside after giving up a
step or two, and he brought Nishikifuji closer to the vest by wrapping his right
arm around Nishikifuji's left. Onokatsu still wasn't able to position himself
for a kote-nage throw, but his size proved too difficult for Nishikifuji to
handle, so when NFJ finally went for a pull, Onokatsu steamrolled him across and
down for the nice come back win. Onokatsu moves to 6-3 with the win, and he's
quickly becoming one of my favorite rikishi in the division. As for Nishikifuji,
he falls to 4-5 after giving a good effort.
On Day 8, M15 Kitanowaka was paired against Takerufuji, and Kitanowaka stayed
high and wide from the tachi-ai willingly moving backwards from the start
despite no pressure from Takerufuji, and then Kitanowaka moved to the other side
of the dohyo and turned his body into a vulnerable position as he put his right
foot sideways against the straw, so when Takerufuji connected on the final
pushout, Kitanowaka's foot was caught awkwardly against the straw, and the Pawn
Stars had to wheel him out of the arena in the antique wheelchair.
It's one thing for guys to go mukiryoku and throw bouts, but it's quite another
when someone gets needlessly injured because they're dutifully throwing a bout,
and that's what happened to Kitanowaka on Day 8 against Takerufuji. As a result,
Kitanowaka was forced to withdraw from the festivities in what will end up as a
4-11 record, and his opponent for Day 9, M12 Nishikifuji, moved to 5-4 after
picking up the fusensho (win by default).
And that brings us to the unworthy M11 Takerufuji who was paired today against
M14 Kinbohzan, and the result of this bout would signal whether or not the
Association was okay with letting things reset a bit after the four fake yusho
last year, or whether or not they wanted the Japanese rikishi dominance to
continue.
Kinbohzan
was lax from the tachi-ai opting not to go for the dominant tsuki attack we've
seen from him this whole tournament, but Takerufuji wasn't charging forward hard
and opted to skirt right looking for a pull. The move wasn't effective at all,
and so Kinbohzan faked a pull of his own when he could have sent Takerufuji
across easily with a final tsuki. Instead of employing that tsuki, he allowed
the action to flow back to the center of the ring where Kinbohzan instinctively
got the right arm inside. The left outer grip was there for the taking by
Kinbohzan, but he didn't take it and instead let Takerufuji push him to the
edge. Takerufuji didn't have enough mustard on the shove, and so the two moved
laterally where Kinbohzan finally felled Takerufuji at the edge with a very soft
left kote-nage.
This bout was certainly not fought straight up by Kinbohzan as he gave
Takerufuji plenty of openings, and even that final kote-nage was sheepish at
best. It was almost as if Kinbohzan was waiting for a stronger counter move from
Takerufuji, but the latter was hapless start to finish, and so it was nice to
see Kinbohzan come away with the win even if that may not have been his
intention coming into the bout. The result is Kinbohzan's taking a commanding
lead at 9-0 while Takerufuji falls to 7-2.
We'll see what the Kise-beya decides to do moving forward in terms of Kinbohzan
and the yusho race. Even if they pair this guy with dudes at the top of the
banzuke, he'll be able to smoke any of the Japanese rikishi and also give the
Mongolians a decent fight.
Next up was M15 Hakuohho taking on M10 Meisei, and Meisei came with the complete
C3P0 arms at the tachi-ai and even raised them up high giving Hakuohho the
uncontested left inside and right outer grip. Still, Hakuohho couldn't do
anything with the position because he didn't set it up with a good tachi-ai, and
so the two rikishi dosey doed around the ring a bit where Meisei began an
effective inside dashi-nage only to quickly halt it because it would have done
damage. The two never did settle in tight chest to chest where their feet were
dug in, and as the action flowed to the opposite side of the dohyo, Meisei just
stood there and waited for a dashi-nage from Hakuohho, and when it came, Meisei
flopped around and down in a very controlled fall. Easy yaocho call here as
Hakuohho is gifted 6-3 while Meisei falls to 2-7.
M7 Mitakeumi attempted to push M11 Midorifuji from the tachi-ai, but his arms
slipped up high giving Midorifuji moro-zashi. Midorifuji doesn't have the
strength to effectively fight from the moro-zashi position, but Mitakeumi isn't
exactly a spring chicken, and so quite a nice bout ensued where both dudes
exerted full power.
If we stop the tape here, you'll notice from this bout that Midorifuji never
once thought about a kata-sukashi...his supposed signature move, and the reason
he never thought about it is because the bout was real, and his kata-sukashi
wins are always fake.
Anyway, the two dug in for about 20 seconds, and you could see that Midorifuji
sensed he had an opening for an inside belt throw, and so he forced the action
near the straw where he went for a very good right inside belt throw that had
Mitakeumi hopping on one foot before he was thrown over. This bout was one of my
favorites of the tournament so far, and it's easily my favorite win by
Midorifuji ever as he moves to 2-7. As for Mitakeumi, he falls to the same 2-7,
and when you can't beat Midorifuji in a straight up bout, it's time to start
thinking about retirement.
In a completely fake display of sumo, M10 Tamawashi pretended as if he was
coming with his tsuppari attack against M7 Endoh, and I suppose he did for a
half second, but then he suddenly moved a shade to his right and ducked his head
with Endoh positioned to Tamawashi's left, and before Endoh could even react
with a slapdown, Tamawashi dove to the dirt, rolled over twice, and then softly
landed on the venue floor below. That was as fake of a dive as you'd care to see
as Tamawashi obviously threw this one all by himself in falling to 7-2 while
Endoh (4-5) picks up a win without really touching his opponent. How about
that?!!
M6 Ichiyamamoto was proactive at the tachi-ai against M9 Ohshoma executing a
soft push charge where it didn't look as if Ohshoma wanted to defend himself.
The action moved back to the straw without a lot of force involved, and Ohshoma
got the inside right at the edge while Ichiyamamoto grabbed an outer left. The
two were standing so straight up, however, that no one had good leverage until
Ohshoma began a right force out charge that would have worked if he didn't stop
it for no other reason to throw the bout. With Ohshoma upright and vulnerable,
Ichiyamamoto went for a quick suso-harai (back leg trip), and that threw Ohshoma
off balance enough to where Ichiyamamoto was able to finally push Ohshoma across
and down. Ichiyamamoto himself flew off the dohyo as well because no pressure
was coming from Ohshoma, and this bout was fake start to finish as Ichiyamamoto
buys his way to 6-3 while Ohshoma falls to 4-5.
M6 Takayasu focused on a thrust attack against M8 Takarafuji while the latter
entertained getting the left arm inside, but Takayasu was the more powerful
rikishi and he thrust Takarafuji back and across in mere seconds. Takayasu moves
to 6-3 with the nice, easy win while Takarafuji falls to 4-5.
Speaking of Takarafuji, on paper he handed M5 Chiyoshoma his first loss on Day
8, but that had to have been the most farcical bout of the first eight days.
Chiyoshoma quickly drove Takarafuji back to the edge in half a second with a
nice chokehold, and then Chiyoshoma singlehandedly put his hand down across the
straw and cart wheeled himself down to the venue floor below before Takarafuji
knew what happened. I mean, the dismount by Chiyoshoma was beautiful, but the
fake sumo was not, and everyone knew that this bout was staged.
So
the question coming into Day 9, would M5 Chiyoshoma throw his bout against M9
Churanoumi? He certainly gave Churanoumi plenty of openings in a bout that saw
Chiyoshoma dictate start to finish in a thrust contest between the two where
Chiyoshoma was always in control, but he wasn't doing anything to actually win
the bout. After six seconds or so of curious grappling where Chiyoshoma actually
had the path to the left inside with a right outer grip, Chiyoshoma refrained
from taking that and ultimately positioned his hands up high as if to pull, and
then he even backed up near the edge leaving himself vulnerable, but instead of
clueing in and pushing his self-compromised opponent back, Churanoumi recklessly
tumbled over and down to Chiyoshoma's right. Churanoumi (3-6) took a beating
here even though Chiyoshoma was being nice, but I was glad to see that
Chiyoshoma didn't outright throw the bout as he moves to 8-1.
In a similar bout, M3 Gonoyama pulverized M4 Shodai with chokeholds and thrusts
start to finish, and at any point in the point, Gonoyama could have rushed in
and forced Shodai back and across, but Gonoyama kept letting up and giving his
opponent openings. Shodai could only muster weak shoulder slaps, and so in the
end, Gonoyama stopped all grappling motions with his hands before standing
completely upright while waiting for Shodai to tackle him across the straw.
Gonoyama was stiff as a board as Shodai went for the tackle, and Shodai also hit
the deck completely out of control, which happens in a fake bout when your
opponent isn't applying any counter pressure. It's really hard to describe these
fake bouts because the actions and the movements are so unorthodox, but this was
clearly a matter of Gonoyama (5-4) dictating start to finish and then giving up
in the end as he gave the bout to Shodai (4-5) for who knows what reason??
If I had to guess, it was to give the Shodai "win" over Hoshoryu yesterday more
legitimacy, and that bout yesterday was the same formula as this bout today.
Hoshoryu dictated start to finish and roughed Shodai up a bit before backing
himself up to the edge and standing there as he waited for the final shove from
Shodai.
Because I didn't do any pre-basho homework, I failed to notice that Hoshoryu's
name was also bandied about as a possible Yokozuna candidate here in Hatsu
coming off of his jun-yusho performance in Kyushu. Normally, an Ozeki must win
two consecutive basho in order to be promoted to Yokozuna, but for political
reasons, they'll promote a guy with just one yusho plus another basho with a
yusho-worthy performance. There is even precedent where they promoted a dude in
the 80's who took zero yusho, but he did post two consecutive yusho worthy
performances back to back, so they gave it to him for political reasons. Anyway,
it would not look good for Hoshoryu to fill the vacant Yokozuna slot so soon
while the Japanese Ozeki flounder, and so even if the dude does end up taking
the yusho at say 12-3, it's too low of a number to promote him.
Moving
right along, I was sorry to see M3 Ohho be obliged to take a fake dive against
Kotozakura yesterday, but politics will always prevail in sumo. Today, Ohho's
opponent was M2 Atamifuji who latched onto a frontal belt grip with the left,
but Atamifuji didn't do anything with it, and just stood there as Ohho moved
left and executed a rather mediocre kata-sukashi, and Atamifuji dutifully just
hit the dirt when it came. Not sure of all the politics behind this one, but it
was a harmless thrown bout that keeps an extra Japanese rikishi on the board as
Ohho moves to 7-2 while Atamifuji is plum outta luck at 2-7.
Komusubi Wakatakakage welcomed M1 Takanosho, and it was Takanosho who won the
tachi-ai connecting on a few shoves, and as WTK backpedaled a bit, Takanosho
lowered his head inviting a pull, but Wakatakakage couldn't clue in, and so he
instead got moro-zashi with his back against the straw. With both dudes
completely upright (which rendered WTK's moro-zashi largely ineffective), all
Takanosho had to do was pinch in from the outside against Wakatakakage's arms
and kime-dashi him across, but he instead just stood there and played along as
Wakatakakage slowly (emphasis on slow) worked his way to Takanosho's left side
and slowly felled him sukui-nage style. This one was obviously thrown in
Wakatakakage's favor as he oils his way to 4-5 while Takanosho finishes the day
at 2-7.
Komusubi Abi was paired against M1 Kirishima, and Abi brought the firehose
tsuppari from the tachi-ai, but they had little effect due to the lack of
pressure coming from Abi's lower body, and so Kirishima was able to slip a bit
left and connect on a nice shoulder slap at the back of Abi's right shoulder,
and that sent the Komusubi stumbling all the way over to the edge where
Kirishima pushed him out from there. Kirishima moves to a cool 6-3 with the easy
win while Abi falls to 5-4.
Sekiwake Wakamotoharu was matched up against M2 Tobizaru, and the Suckiwake
connected on a decent kachi-age into Tobizaru's grill at the tachi-ai, but it
didn't put Tobizaru onto his heels. As the two grappled from there, Wakamotoharu
wasn't making any progress, and so he instinctively and stupidly positioned his
hands as if to pull, and Tobizaru got the right arm deep inside and had WMH dead
to rights from that point. Instead of scoring the easy yori-kiri, however,
Tobizaru backed up and faked a pull himself, and that gave Tobizaru the excuse
to back up to the straw and wait for Wakamotoharu to deliver that last blow.
Everyone knew that this was thrown as Tobizaru willingly falls to 5-4 while
Wakamotoharu buys just his second win at 2-7.
Ozeki
Hoshoryu was paired against M5 Hiradoumi, and the Ozeki connected nicely at the
tachi-ai with a shove or two, but then he stopped frozen in his tracks and
waited with hands extended forward for Hiradoumi to move left and sorta pull him
over. There was minimal contact from Hiradoumi, but the Ozeki had his cue, and
so he dove catching himself with both
palms
as he kicked his legs up high, and then he hopped all the way to edge one more
time for good measure. I've seen some fake falls in my day, but this one was
right up there with the best of 'em. It's obvious that the Association thinks
it's better that Hoshoryu does not take the yusho and thus gain promotion to
Yokozuna, and so the Mongolian is playing along here as he fakes his third loss
of the tournament to finish at 6-3. As for Hiradoumi, he moves to 5-4 with the
cheap win.
Kotozakura
drew M4 Ura today, and Ura burrowed in from the tachi-ai gaining the quick and
uncontested moro-zashi, and after the action moved near the straw with
Kotozakura's back to the wall, Ura felled Kotozakura with a mediocre left scoop
throw that wouldn't have worked if Kotozakura wasn't playing along. Normally
when a dude goes for a left scoop throw, you counter with a right uwate-nage or
a right kote-nage, but Kotozakura pulled that right arm away from Ura and used
it to soften his fall to the dohyo. This was a soft, soft bout, and it was
simply a matter of Kotozakura paying Ura back the win Zak owed him for diving
last basho. I watch these phony bouts, and I don't feel so bad for missing three
straight days as Kotozakura falls to 3-6 while Ura picks up the cheapie at 5-4.
In
the day's final affair, Onosato was paired against Sekiwake Daieisho, and
Daieisho greeted Onosato with two hands to the torso although you could see that
Daieisho's heart wasn't into the bout. As for Onosato, he moved a bit to his
left, and his feet were completely aligned meaning he had no balance at that
point, but Daieisho didn't apply any pressure and waited for Onosato to
formulate a soft pull, and Daieisho dutifully walked into it flopping down to
the dirt in about three seconds. This stuff is so fake and so anticlimactic as
Onosato is gifted 6-3 while Daieisho falls to the same mark.
Those last three bouts barely kicked up any dust, but once it was settled, this
was the leaderboard at the end of Day 9:
Even with those two Japanese rikishi in the two-loss tier, that leaderboard
lacks zero excitement, and so I'm sure Kinbohzan is going to lose in short order
to take the leaderboard down to the three-loss rikishi where Onosato, Hoshoryu,
and a host of other recognizable rikishi await.
Hatsu Basho Day 5 Comments The big
news heading into Day 5 was the announcement that Yokozuna Terunofuji had
withdrawn from the Hatsu Basho after throwing his Day 4 bout against Tobizaru.
Beyond just the Yokozuna's withdrawal, Association officials are leaking all
over the place that Terunofuji will announce his retirement. No press conference
has been announced yet, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Fuji go at this
point. His body is not beat up as is being reported. I mean, when was the last
time a Yokozuna really got injured? It was probably Takanohana decades
ago when he needed to have his knee rebuilt and he flew to France to do it.
The bottom line is that Terunofuji is more of a liability to the Association
than he is an asset right now. If he fights at full strength, he'll take the
yusho every time. If he half asses it like he's purposefully done here in
January, it tarnishes the rank. Nobody is watching sumo for Terunofuji, so why
not clear the decks for a Japanese successor? He's going to get a sweet
severance package, and it sounds as if he'll remain with the Association for now
as a scrub oyakata with the Isegahama-beya.
In my opinion, it's actually quite dangerous to get rid of him because you
really need someone from the Yokozuna rank to exude power and provide legitimacy
to this sport, and we know that none of the Japanese rikishi can do that. It's
been the case for nearly 30 years now. Kisenosato was a joke of a Yokozuna and
everyone knew it, and Wakanohana decades before that was awful. Both dudes were
pushed into the rank due to politics, and the next Japanese Yokozuna is going to
suffer the same fate.
It just sucks that politics dictates so much in sumo these days, but that's the
landscape we gotta deal with here.
Day 5 began with Sadanoumi making an appearance from the J1 rank to take on M17
Tokihayate, and the tachi-ai was sound with both dudes coming away in the
hidari-yotsu position, but it was Sadanoumi who managed to grab a right outer
grip, and it was near the front of the belt, and so he wasted no time in lifting
Tokihayate upright, pushing him off balance, and forcing him back and across
without argument. This might be the most textbook yori-kiri we've seen all basho
as both dudes finish the day at 3-2.
In a well-fought bout, M16 Tamashoho and M15 Kitanowaka traded tsuppari from the
tachi-ai, and then both dudes danced around the ring continuing their shoves
while looking for an opening. Kitanowaka went for the slapdown first, and while
Tamashoho survived it easily, he wasn't in a position to pounce, so the two
resumed a few more shoves before Tamashoho dove inside getting the right inside
position, and he immediately attempted to force a rather upright Kitanowaka
across, but at the edge, Kitanowaka was able to use his length to latch onto a
left outer belt grip, and he used that to counter the rookie's force-out charge,
and the result was a very nice comeback win for Kitanowaka at the edge. I
thought the rookie was going to win this one midway through, but Tamashoho (1-4)
simply lacks any power. As for Kitanowaka, great ring sense here as he scoots to
3-2.
M16 Kagayaki and M15 Hakuohho clashed at the tachi-ai, and you could see from
the start that Hakuohho's footwork was not stable. The two looked to go to
hidari-yotsu, but then Kagayaki backed up a step to the center of the ring where
they both settled for migi-yotsu. From this point, it was Kagayaki simply using
his size advantage to lean in on Hakuohho and make him do the heavy lifting.
Kagayaki would reach for the left outer here and there, and as Hakuohho began to
tire, Kagayaki forced him back near the edge, got the convincing left outer
grip, and then hoisted Hakuohho back and across for the nice yori-kiri win.
Kagayaki shows how difficult he is to beat in a straight up bout as he picks up
his first win at 1-4. As for Hakuohho, I think this was my favorite bout so far
of his short, Makuuchi career. Yes, he ended up losing, but he showed some grit
in there, and if they would just let him fight straight up all the time, he'd
learn how to perform better in bouts like this. He falls to 3-2 in defeat, and I
see potential there, but they need to stop all of the yaocho shenanigans.
M17 Nishikifuji reached for a frontal grip of M14 Kinbohzan's mawashi, and he
nearly had it, but Kinbohzan was able to push him back, and so Nishikifuji
smartly went into retreat mode dancing around the ring and making Kinbohzan keep
pace. Kinbohzan easily kept up and continued to apply pressure, and after
Nishikifuji did a useless 360 in the ring, Kinbohzan pounced getting the right
arm inside and left outer grip, and in textbook fashion, he used the left outer
to lift Nishikifuji off balance as he marched him backwards and across.
If you were to ask me what Kinbohzan's style was, I'd say he was a pusher and
thruster, and I think that's generally true, but to see those belt skills at the
end was quite impressive. I mean, you watch everything in Kinbohzan's arsenal
today...the tachi-ai, the shoves, the yori-kiri finish, and do you see that type
of ability and execution from Onosato or Kotozakura? No way Jose, and I can say
that because some of my best friends are named Jose. Kinbohzan is a slick 5-0
while Nishikifuji falls to 2-3.
I'm not sure what they put in the chanko today, but we got our fifth straight
bout in a row with M12 Nishikigi taking on M12 Onokatsu...two of my favorite
guys in the division. The charge was fiddy-fiddy as they hooked up in
hidari-yotsu, and Nishikigi made the first push with his belly to knock Onokatsu
upright and grab for the right outer grip. He didn't get it, but he sent a
message to the youngster that he was close, and so the two largely stood there
chest to chest with Nishikigi threatening that right outer and Onokatsu trying
to figure out a counter plan.
The longer they went on like this, the more advantage it gave Nishikigi because
he was leaning into his opponent like a chunk of deadwood making Onokatsu exert
more power to keep him at bay. After what seemed like 20 seconds or so,
Nishikigi finally made his yori charge, and while he didn't grab the right
outer, he was able to body Onokatsu back to where he stepped across the straw a
bit prematurely, which was due to his being gassed. I love commenting on these
real bouts and watching the chess matches play out, and Nishikigi moved to 4-1
with this nice win while Onokatsu falls to 2-3.
As much as I hate to see fixed bouts, I thought the timing of the M13 Kotoshoho
- M11 Takerufuji bout was good because it gives you a stark contrast between a
fake bout and a real bout. Kotoshoho was nonchalant at the tachi-ai agreeing to
let Takerufuji dictate the pace, but Takerufuji didn't slam into him hard and
force the bout chest to chest. As Kotoshoho
moved
a bit right, the two finally hooked up in migi-yotsu with neither dude coming
close to a left outer grip.
In the yotsu contests up to this point, the two combatants leaned heavily into
each as they looked for their next moves, but here, there was no leaning into
each other and no real force being exerted from both parties. The primary
movement in this bout was caused by Kotoshoho feigning a right scoop throw, but
that was just an excuse for him to back up near the edge. Even though Kotoshoho
set himself up, Takerufuji was having a tough time forcing him across and so
Kotoshoho stepped back and across while firing a meager tsuki-otoshi into
Takerufuji's left side that sent him into the first row while Kotoshoho
nonchalantly stood there in the corner. After watching the previous yori-kiri
bouts, how does the winner of this bout end up in West judge's lap while the
loser is in complete control as he stands there in the corner?
This was such a telling, fixed bout, and I'm kind of glad it came at the end of
five really good bouts. Anyway, Takerufuji is a complete fraud as he's gifted
4-1 while Kotoshoho takes the cash at 1-4.
The action obviously turned to real sumo again with the next bout that saw M11
Midorifuji work his way into moro-zashi shortly after the tachi-ai against M13
Shonannoumi, but SNNU took a page out of Terunofuji's book and pinched in
tightly around both arms from the outside. In a fake bout, Midorifuji's opponent
would let him set up the kata-sukashi, but you notice he didn't even dare
attempt it today. After gathering his wits for a few seconds, Shonannoumi went
for a mammoth kime-dashi, but he started the move in the center of the ring and
couldn't quite get Midorifuji across. As the two hooked back up, it was
Midorifuji once again assuming moro-zashi and Shonannoumi wrapping around the
outsides with both arms, and Shonannoumi was simply too big of a load for
Midorifuji to handle, so on the second kime-dashi attempt, Shonannoumi was able
to yank his pesky foe across the straw for good in moving to 2-3 while
Midorifuji falls to 1-4.
M10
Tamawashi came with his usual tsuppari attack against M10 Meisei, but you could
tell these guys weren't out there brawling as Meisei retreated to the straw, put
his heels against it, and then just flopped forward at his master's feet. They
ruled it hiki-otoshi, but Meisei was well on his way down before Tamawashi made
any downward contact. Who knows what the politics was behind this, but the bout
was obviously fixed as Tamawashi moves to 5-0 and Meisei falls to 1-4.
M9 Churanoumi and M9 Ohshoma engaged in a light tachi-ai, and you could see from
the start that Churanoumi was thinking pull. Ohshoma was careful not to walk
into it, and so the two danced around the ring for a bit until Ohshoma was able
to time a decent pull of Churanoumi. The sumo was lame here because Churanoumi
was looking pull all the way, and Ohshoma had his guard up. Ohshoma moves to 3-2
with the nice win while Churanoumi falls to 2-3.
M8 Takarafuji looked like a spring chicken against M7 Mitakeumi who is so slow
it's painful. Mitakeumi could do nothing start to finish here as the aggressor,
Takarafuji, eventually worked his left arm inside and followed Mitakeumi around
the ring a bit before forcing him out (yawn). Takarafuji moves to 1-4 with the
legit win while Mitakeumi falls to 2-3.
M8 Roga made his first appearance of the basho taking on M7 Endoh, but Roga's
right leg was really bothering him, and he couldn't defend himself against Endoh
who burrowed in low and forced Roga straight back and across with little
fanfare. I was bumping around online and found a video of Roga when he got
injured in the keiko ring, and if I can find it again, it's worth analyzing the
video together so you can see the way they practice sumo basics in the ring and
those basic movements vary greatly from sumo in fixed bouts. Anyway, Endoh moves
to 2-3 with the easy win while Roga is an obvious 0-5.
M5 Chiyoshoma put two hands high into M6 Takayasu's neck at the tachi-ai before
quickly moving right and grabbing an outer grip, and before Takayasu knew what
hit him, Chiyoshoma was turning Takayasu to the side dashi-nage style before
dragging him to the edge and forcing him across from there. Speed was the
difference here as Chiyoshoma moves to a cool 5-0 while Takayasu falls to 2-3.
M6 Ichiyamamoto greeted M5 Hiradoumi with some stiff tsuppari from the tachi-ai,
and that put Hiradoumi on the defensive and looking to pull from the get-go.
Ichiyamamoto's tsuppari attack isn't exactly what I'd call precise, but it was
busy enough to keep Hiradoumi from getting inside, and so the closer Hiradoumi
got to the straw, the more confidence IYM gained. After a series of failed
swipes that put Hiradoumi's back to the edge, Ichiyamamoto went for the kill
getting the left arm inside trying to scoop throw Hiradoumi over and across.
Hiradoumi countered nicely with a right kote-nage creating a messy
nage-no-uchi-ai at the end, but Ichiyamamoto was a bit stronger as he sent
Hiradoumi down first. Wasn't textbook but Ichiyamamoto will take it in moving to
4-1 while Hiradoumi falls to 1-4.
Speaking of messy sumo, M2 Tobizaru and M4 Ura clashed today with Ura looking
pull from the start, but Tobizaru wasn't able to take full advantage, and so the
two briefly hooked up in migi-yotsu. Anytime that Ura is in a clinch, it's to
his disadvantage, and so he tried to pull his way out of the clinch causing the
two to social distance themselves. As Tobizaru looked to close the gap, Ura kept
skirting laterally, and a frustrated Tobizaru finally went for a pull of his own
from the center of the ring. Ura could see it coming, and so he went for a
do-or-die pushout, and Tobizaru just did manage to pull Ura down before Tobizaru
was blasted out of the ring himself. The amateur fans love to see this kind of
sumo as Tobizaru moves to 4-1 with the win while Ura falls to 2-3.
Before we move on, do you know how you can tell if you have no game in life?
You'rehave to dress like this in public to get attention:
Only in Japan.
Course, if dressing like that got me a front row seat to the sumos...
Moving right along, M1 Takanosho proactively came with a tsuppari attack against
M1 Kirishima from the tachi-ai, but Kirishima dodged the thrusts well swiping at
Takanosho's outstretched arms enough to were Takanosho could gain no momentum.
This continued for about five seconds before Kirishima finally saw an opening
for him to get to the inside, and he didn't even need an outer grip as he had
Takanosho forced back and out in a flash. Kirishima moves to 2-3 with the nice
win while Takanosho falls to 0-5.
Komusubi Wakatakakage was no match for Sekiwake Daieisho who blew his foe off of
the starting lines with a nice tsuppari attack and then chased WTK around the
ring as he looked to flee and set up a desperate pull. It would never happen as
Daieisho used excellent footwork to knock Wakatakakage back tsuki-dashi style.
And yes, this was an ass-kicking. Daieisho moves to 4-1 after the great
performance while Wakatakakage is exposed further in falling to 2-3.
Komusubi Abi's win over Suckiwake Wakamotoharu wasn't quite as straightforward,
but Abi still dictated the pace here after Wakamotoharu simply stood straight
upright at the tachi-ai, which took away his momentum. As for Abi, he was
actually looking to skirt right, but with Wakamotoharu standing there exposed,
Abi repented of his ways and finally got an oshi attack going to which
Wakamotoharu had no answer. It was over in about four seconds as Abi moves to
4-1 while Wakamotoharu falls to 1-4.
Kotozakura
and M4 Shodai actually went chest to chest from the tachi-ai and stuck together
in the migi-yotsu position where it was Shodai who grabbed the left outer grip.
Realizing he had the advantage, Shodai tested the quick force-out waters only to
see Kotozakura counter with a right inside belt throw and think about a left
maki-kae that never formulated. That counter move gave Shodai pause, and while
Shodai is largely useless these days, he still knows how to defeat a guy with an
outer grip, and so for round two, he lifted Kotozakura more upright before
mounting his yori charge, and he executed it faster than Kotozakura could
handle, and the result was both dudes crashing down across the straw, but Shodai
used his right arm masterfully to keep Kotozakura in front of his body ensuring
that Kotozakura would fall back first. Wow, I can't remember the last time I saw
such precise sumo from Shodai. That it came against Kotozakura who was
supposedly a Yokozuna candidate speaks volumes...and not in favor of Shodai.
This was actually great sumo from both parties, but Shodai was simply better in
his execution as he moves to 2-3 while Kotozakura is falling off the map at 1-4.
M3 Ohho
caught Onosato with two hands to the face halting any momentum Onosato tried to
gain from the tachi-ai, but Ohho relinquished the advantage as he backpedaled
looking to tug Onosato across and out with a left inside grip. Onosato tried to
hold on with a shallow right outer, but Ohho was able to break him off of that
grip and then push Onosato out from
behind.
The sumo here wasn't great from both dudes, but it was a well-fought bout. The
difference was Ohho's winning the tachi-ai, and if Onosato really wants to
become a serious rikishi without needing bouts fixed in his favor, he's gotta
figure out a good tachi-ai. He lost it today and subsequently lost the bout as
he falls now to 2-3. As for Ohho, don't look now but the dude is 5-0.
Speaking of 5-0, it was quite glaring up to this point that the only other
rikishi 5-0 were foreigners with Ozeki Hoshoryu having the chance to go 5-0
himself against winless M2 Atamifuji, but when you consider the potential yusho
race and leaderboard, they've gotta bring that line down and do it right quick.
As a result, Hoshoryu let up today from the tachi-ai where the two hooked up in
migi-yotsu, but Atamifuji was so upright, the front of his mawashi was
completely exposed to a left frontal grip from the Ozeki. Had he wanted it. When
Hoshoryu didn't take it, I knew he was going to throw the bout, and so Hoshoryu
stood there limp trying to set up a nage-no-uchi-ai near the edge, but Atamifuji
wasn't in any position to throw with his left outer, and so Hoshoryu took the
action back to the center of the ring and waited for any type of pressure to
come form Atamifuji. It came in the form of a left kote-nage, and so Hoshoryu
just went with it and spun himself around 360 degrees and then down taking one
for team sumo.
There's only one way to go from Hoshoryu's position on the left to Hoshoryu's
position on the right after such a weak throw (and look how awful Atamifuji's
footwork is), and that's by spinning around yourself to ham it up.
Expect the other 5-0 foreigners to follow suit as Hoshoryu lowers the bar in
falling to 4-1 while Atamifuji is gifted his first win at 1-4.
The final bout of the day was scheduled between Yokozuna Terunofuji and M3
Gonoyama, but due to Fuji's withdrawal and retirement, Gonoyama picked up the
freebie moving him to 4-1.
Hatsu Basho Day 4 Comments The last
time rikishi from Japan took four of the six yusho in a calendar year was back
in 2001. Akebono was gone and Musashimaru was pretending to flounder around with
a wrist injury, and Asashoryu wouldn't storm onto the scene for another year or
so, and so Japanese rikishi were able to take four of the six cups rather
easily. The reason that Japanese rikishi hadn't been able to yusho four of the
six times until 2024 was due to the widening gap in ability between the Japanese
rikishi and the foreign rikishi, and of course the four yusho last year were all
financed and illegitimate in terms of merit.
In order to take the Makuuchi yusho when you can barely win Makuuchi bouts under
your own power, you need a lot of favors and/or a lot of money and usually it's
a combination of both. All stables in Japan have fan clubs, and the reason for
these clubs is to raise money in return for access to the rikishi like dinners,
ringside seats, a night of drinking, etc. The money raised from these fan clubs
is used to finance stable operations, and if enough money is left over, the
stable can use that money to purchase bouts.
What we're seeing here so far in Hatsu is at least one of two things:
favors are being called in from last year's fake runs from the big four; or, the
reservoir of money is drying up, and they need a basho or two to refill the
coffers.
I think it's worth everybody's time to read this article published in Time
magazine nearly 25 years ago because it greatly helps illustrate what's
happening in today's world of sumo:
In part of the article, a rikishi who was the chief bookmaker in arranging bouts
four decades ago explained it as follows to TIME magazine:
TIME: How did the match-fixing work?
Itai:Usually, it was arranged through the attendants (Mike
addition...this refers to tsuke-bito). Sometimes, just before bouts, in the
dressing room. Sometimes, the day before. Or attendants would arrange it while
top ranking wrestlers were getting dressed in their isho-mawashi, (Mike
correction...this should be kesho-mawashi) elaborately decorated silk aprons
used in a ceremony before high-ranking wrestlers’ first bouts. It was kind of an
ordinary thing, in the dressing room with all the wrestlers there.
TIME: Was money exchanged?
Itai:No, not usually. But if someone owed a point and they needed a
win, then they had to pay. So if someone already owed me [a win] but needed me
to lose, he had to pay 200,000 yen. The ultimate aim is to win eight out of 15
matches. If you win five without fixing, you have spare bouts. You can sell
those losses. If you aren’t strong enough to win five serious bouts, your
ranking will be lowered. So you need money to fix bouts to keep your position.
The translation of this discussion is obviously not perfect, like the phrase
"five serious bouts" should be "five legitimate bouts," but still...you get the
gist of how everything works behind the scenes in sumo wrestling. In a different
part of the interview, the wrestler says that the first time he threw a bout, he
did so at the order of his stable master.
So...bouts can be arranged either between rikishi for money...the base amount of
which is 200K yen; they can agree to trade wins in consecutive basho; or, a
rikishi's stable master can come in after meeting with board members or
receiving instruction from a higher up or simply by reading the room, and he can
tell his wrestler to throw the bout on the day in the best interest of everyone.
It's not complicated, and once you understand how it works, there's very little
that happens atop the dohyo that doesn't make sense.
With
that in mind, let's cover all the action from Day 4 starting with M16 Kagayaki
who was paired against M17 Tokihayate noting that Kagayaki is notorious for
selling his bouts to anyone who will fork over the money. Kagayaki dominated the
tachi-ai getting the left arm inside deep, and two seconds in, he had Tokihayate
completely off balance on his left foot as soon in the pic at right. If it was
Kagayaki's intention to win, he would have scored the easy scoop throw at that
point, but instead, he kept his arms limp, raised his own body up, and then at
the first sign of life from Tokihayate in the form of a weak, inside belt tug,
Kagayaki just traded places in the dohyo with his foe and stepped across the
straw. Tokihayate buys his way to 3-1 here while Kagayaki keeps hoarding cash at
0-4.
M15 Kitanowaka slipped to his right at the tachi-ai against M17 Nishikifuji
using his length advantage to grab the cheap outer grip with the right, and
Kitanowaka pivoted to the side and easily swung his gal over to the edge.
Nishikifuji could not escape his foe as Kitanowaka used his right leg to pin NFJ
in place and force him across. The tachi-ai was cheap, but Kitanowaka is the
superior rikishi as both rikishi land on 2-2 at the end of this legit bout.
M14
Kinbohzan is picking up the legit wins early and often leaving him plenty of
room to sell later on, and today he was paired against the rookie, M16
Tamashoho. Kinbohzan caught the rookie with perfect tsuki to the upper torso at
the tachi-ai, and Tamashoho's only hope was to retreat and fish for a pull. It
wouldn't happen as Kinbohzan had all the momentum and scored the powerful
tsuki-dashi win in seconds. Another legit bout here as Kinbohzan moves to 4-0
while Tamashoho appears overmatched at this level of the banzuke in falling to
1-3. Before we move on, Onosato has never handled an opponent like this. Ever.
M13 Shonannoumi won the tachi-ai against M15 Hakuohho because he tried, and the
key was Shonannoumi's getting a stiff paw to the neck of Hakuohho that stood him
upright and forced him back. As Hakuohho fished for the tawara with his feet to
give himself some extra leverage, he came up too short, and that allowed
Shonannoumi to reverse gears and pull the hapless Hakuohho forward and down for
the easy win. Hey, three legit bouts in a row!! Shonannoumi picks up his first
win at 1-3 while the Hakuohho camp obviously bought their dude's own hype and
thought to themselves, "Our opponent is 0-3 coming in while we're 3-0?
We'll beat him straight up." Or not.
M12 Nishikigi was nonchalant at the tachi-ai as M13 Kotoshoho came forward quick
with arms extended, but with Nishikigi just standing there, Kotoshoho spun his
wheels a bit and then took a knee right in the center of the dohyo. They ruled
it a pull down, but Nishikigi didn't make any move that caused that fall, and
this was a great example of a rikishi (Kotoshoho at 1-3) returning a favor
called in by his opponent (Nishikigi 3-1).
M12 Onokatsu used a decent shove attack against M11 Midorifuji winning the
tachi-ai and forcing Midorifuji to retreat around the ring and look for a pull.
He would never come close as Midorifuji moved to the other side of the dohyo,
and Onokatsu applied too much pressure with his shoves and size advantage, and
with Midorifuji digging in the near the edge, Onokatsu grabbed a left belt grip
over the top and used his right arm inside to force Midorifuji upright and
across with little resistance. Another good, legit bout here as Onokatsu moves
to 2-2 while Midorifuji falls to 1-3.
M10 Tamawashi opted not to use any thrusts at the tachi-ai against M11
Takerufuji, and he instead stood upright giving TFJ an opening, but Takerufuji
was too hapless to take it, so with a willing Tamawashi just standing there,
Takerufuji panicked and went for a stupid pull, and as he did, Tamawashi caught
him with a simple palm to the chest that sent Takerufuji back and across scared
like a leedle girl. Tamawashi is a cool 4-0 if you need him while Takerufuji
falls to 3-1.
In an orchestrated bout, M10 Meisei charged hard getting the left arm inside,
but as M9 Churanoumi moved to his right, Meisei just kept plowing forward, and
so this was half Churanoumi connecting on a light tsuki to Meisei's right side
and half Meisei just belly flopping forward and down of his own volition. Ugly,
fixed bout here as Churanoumi ekes his way to 2-2 while Meisei falls to 1-3 a
richer dude.
After a slow tachi-ai between M9 Kotoshoho and M7 Mitakeumi where neither made
an impact, Kotoshoho barreled forward a step before reversing gears and looking
to pull as Mitakeumi tried to regain the forward momentum. Mitakeumi didn't have
the ability to withstand his opponent's hataki-komi, and while not clean,
Kotoshoho was able to drag Mitakeumi forward and down using his opponent's
momentum against him. This was legit, but it was not a good bout of sumo as both
rikishi end the day at 2-2.
M6 Ichiyamamoto extended both arms from the tachi-ai against M8 Takarafuji, but
there was little contact made as IYM wasn't connecting on shoves and Takarafuji
looked as if he wanted to grab Ichiyamamoto's extended right arm. Just when you
thought "this is ugly," it took an even worse turn as Takarafuji moved to the
side and just collapsed to the dohyo as if he slipped. Yes, he slipped you see
as Ichiyamamoto picks up the cheap win in moving to 3-1 while Takarafuji falls
to 0-4.
M5 Chiyoshoma came in high from the tachi-ai against M7 Endoh, but instead of
looking for moro-zashi, Endoh used a few high shoves of his own into his
opponent, and Chiyoshoma was able to move a bit left and yank Endoh off balance
by his extended right arm, and as Endoh looked to square back up and retreat in
the same motion, Chiyoshoma rushed in and pushed Endoh into the lap of the
referee in waiting on the mukou-joumen side. This was a pretty ugly bout start
to finish as Chiyoshoma moves to 4-0 while Endoh falls to 1-3.
M6
Takayasu purposefully whiffed up high at the tachi-ai giving M4 Ura the left
inside position and a right outer grip, and instead of using his size and
strength advantage to dig in and go chest to chest, Takayasu just stood there as
Ura slowly worked his head up and under Takayasu's left armpit, and with
Takayasu just standing there, Ura spun around and tried to twist a willing
Takayasu down in the process, but Takayasu needed to aid the fall forward. I'm
not even going to pretend I knew about the tsutae-zori technique before this
bout, and this match was so phony. Takayasu was as mukiryoku as they come, and
he facilitated the move start to finish. If you enjoyed this bout, you're what
Itai called an amateur sumo fan. Anyway, I just roll my eyes when the Sumo
Association needs to generate extra excitement by having Ura supposedly win by
these rarely-seen techniques as both rikishi end the day at 2-2.
M5 Hiradoumi latched onto the front of M3 Gonoyama's belt with the left from the
tachi-ai, but he couldn't do anything with it as Gonoyama tried to shove
Hiradoumi back with hands to the face before getting the left arm deep inside.
Once Gonoyama had the inside position, Hiradoumi knew he was in trouble and
started to retreat, but Gonoyama used that momentum against him to shove
Hiradoumi straight back and out. Gonoyama improves to 3-1 with the nice win
while Hiradoumi falls to 1-3.
M2 Atamifuji made no effort whatsoever to neutralize Komusubi Wakatakakage, and
so he stood there upright as WTK eventually got moro-zashi. Once Wakatakakage
had the dual insides, Atamifuji didn't do anything to counter like grab an outer
grip, so when Wakatakakage slipped to his right in an attempt to perform a
kata-sukashi, Atamifuji just played along putting his elbow to the dirt. I would
have liked to have seen Wakatakakage win this one by force-out after getting
moro-zashi, but he didn't have the strength; thus the light ending with a
willing accomplice. Atamifuji falls to 0-4 after the bout while Wakatakakage
move to a cheap 2-2.
Suckiwake Wakamotoharu and M4 Shodai hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the
tachi-ai, and then Wakamotoharu just stood there not bothering to get a grip of
Shodai's belt or even get his left arm in deep, so with the Suckiwake just
standing there, Shodai went for a methodical tsuki-otoshi with the right hand
and Wakamotoharu flopped to the dirt. If you watch the slow motion replays, you
can see that Wakamotoharu actually began his sideways dive before Shodai made
contact, and this was another useless fixed bout where Shodai was calling in a
previous favor. Both rikishi end the day at 1-3.
Sekiwake
Daieisho used a decent thrust attack from the tachi-ai against M3 Ohho, but as
he moved Ohho slowly back with his thrusts, you could sense that there was no
force between the two. At the edge and as if in slow motion, Ohho slowly grabbed
Daieisho's extended left arm and pulled him across the straw in yet another
fixed bout. If you look at that pic at left, Daieisho held that arm extended
like that for at least a full second, which is an eternity in sumo, and it was
clear that he was letting Ohho do is thang. Another favor being called in here
as Ohho moves to 4-0 while Daieisho falls to 3-1.
Komusubi
Abi put two hands into the base of Onosato's neck and then moved left as if to
set up a pull, but before he could execute it, Onosato hopped forward aligning
both feet and then just dove outta the ring pusing with both feet as he jumped
forward. Good grief. This crap is simply unwatchable, and whenever you see a
dude fall forward and kick his feet up higher than his head, you know the fall
was fake. Abi is absolutely the superior rikishi here, but Abi was calling in
the debt and so Onosato was obliged to orchestrate that fake dive. Unbelievable
as Abi moves to 3-1 while Onosato falls to 2-2.
Ozeki
Hoshoryu connected well with two thrusts to M1 Takanosho's upper torso, but the
M1 stood his ground well, and so the two went back and forth trading shoves and
looking for possible pulls. In the process, Hoshoryu was up a bit high, and I
thought there were multiple chances for Takanosho to seize moro-zashi, but he
just played along, and then when Hoshoryu went for a left tsuki-otoshi near the
edge, Takanosho flew over and down in exaggerated fashion. While more
entertaining, this bout didn't pass the smell test either as Hoshoryu stays
unblemished at 4-0 while Takanosho falls to 0-4.
Kotozakura
was completely useless at the tachi-ai (what's new?) allowing M1 Kirishima to
get the right arm inside and left outer grip closer to the front of the mawashi,
and as Kirishima settled in, he switched places on the dohyo with his foe and
methodically forced him back and across the straw without argument.
The difference between these two skill wise is so vast, so it's silly to
entertain the notion that it's Kotozakura who is the one ranked at Ozeki. As if.
Kirishima chooses to pick up his first win in moving to 1-3 while Kotozakura
falls to the same mark.
In
the day's final affair, Yokozuna Terunofuji came with a lazy left kachi-age into
M2 Tobizaru's chest, but he wasn't looking to do any damage, and as Tobizaru
backed up to the edge of the ring, Terunofuji didn't bother to pursue and look
for the kill. As the two reconnected, they engaged in cat and mouse sumo where
the Yokozuna utterly refused to latch onto his opponent and reel him in tight,
and after about five seconds, Terunofuji literally turned his left shoulder and
side towards his opponent, and that was Tobizaru's cue to push Terunofuji
sideways, and Terunofuji just ran out of the dohyo from there giving Tobizaru
the cheap okuri-dashi win. It goes without saying that this bout was fake as
Terunofuji falls to 2-2--likely to cover for the big four who all lost--while
Tobizaru oils his way to 3-1.
It's already looking like the yusho line will fall to 13-2 at best, but there's
still a lot of theater to come.
Hatsu Basho Day 3 Comments For the
first time in 20 years, I spent the holidays in Japan staying there for close to
three weeks before coming back to the US on January 7th. I didn't spend a whole
lot of time watching television, but I caught a few news programs here and
there, and then as I traveled around, you see headlines in airports and at the
train stations. I was there during the release of the banzuke and the lead
up to the Hatsu basho, but I never saw any stories that touched on sumo. Now, if
I had searched for sumo news online, I could have easily found it in all the
usual places, but as someone who wasn't searching it out and who would have
easily noticed a sumo headline or stopped to watch a segment on television had
one appeared, I just didn't see anything.
My conclusion is that the core sumo fans are enjoying what's being fed to them
in the sport right now, but sumo is not gaining popularity in Japan or demanding
anyone's attention if they're not looking for it. I actually tried to bring it
up a few times like in taxi cabs when the driver got chatty, but they were
always like, "What? Are you trying to talk to me about sumo?" Instead, everyone
wanted to get my take on Donald Trump and what the real pulse of politics is in
America.
Personally, I've been distracted these first three days by the Australian Open
tennis tournament. My intention was to report on all of the Day 3 bouts, but
then I saw that Naomi Osaka was paired against Karolína Muchová, and I'm
like...do I want to watch a bunch of fake sumo from Day 3 and type up a report
or watch two great tennis players slug it out in Round 2.
Easy choice.
The problem is you go from watching a tennis major or playoff football (American
football...both college and pro) and then you watch sumo side by side, and it's
really hard to stomach what they're trying to pass off as a professional sport.
I still haven't looked at a single headline, so all I know is what I've gleaned
from Murray Johnson and Hiro Morita the first three days of the short, 30-minute
broadcast I have access to in English. Those guys are just dutifully repeating
the notes and talking points given to them by the producers, so it's not exactly
like John and Patrick McEnroe giving us impeccable insight and commentary on
tennis.
My overall thoughts on the first three days of sumo (I have watched every bout)
are as follows:
- After Day 1, I felt like Hoshoryu was the favorite to yusho. Sometimes I can
get a feel for the yusho one or two days in, and while Kyushu 2024 wasn't like
that, I just felt like Hoshoryu was going to take the yusho after Day 1. That's
probably due in part to Terunofuji faking his way to a loss on Day 1 and Onosato
getting legitimately beat by Tobizaru. Now that we're three days in, it's
looking more and more like a Mongolian is going to yusho, so while it's
extremely early, I think the odds are like 80-20 that the yusho goes to
Terunofuji or Hoshoryu.
- Hakuohho and Takerufuji have yet to win a legitimate bout. On Day 2, NHK World
played the taiko drums and declared the Hakuohho - Tokihayate bout as a "Bout of
the Day," and my question is: what has Hakuohho done in the division to
deserve bout of the day status over so many other rikishi? The answer is that
he's done absolutely nothing. He's simply one of the younger guys that they've
picked to carry sumo over the next decade, and so the majority of bouts will be
thrown in his favor. The other dudes they've handpicked are Onosato, Takerufuji,
and Kotonowaka.
Getting back to the Hakuohho - Tokihayate bout, Tokihayate won the tachi-ai and
came away in the hidari-yotsu position with a nice right outer grip, and despite
Hakuohho failing on his maki-kae attempt with the right, Tokihayate simply ran
out of the dohyo when he felt the slightest pressure come from Hakuohho's inside
belt grip.
One of my sons just started his career, and so he set up a 401k retirement fund.
He's estimated to have $3,500 in his account at the end of 2025. We asked AI to
calculate what that money will be worth in 40 years, and it showed us a formula
likely taken from financial textbooks that assumed a 7% gain per year, and then
it gave us the estimated amount.
That formula used to calculate the funds reminds me of the common formula that
you'll see in the majority of wins by Onosato, Kotonowaka, Takerufuji, and
Hakuohho. The formula goes like this:
1. They won't win the tachi-ai. They'll usually get knocked back onto their
heels from the start, but sometimes their opponents will be mukiryoku and just
stand there, but even still, those four won't blow their opponent off of the
starting lines because they can't.
2. They will always be on the defensive. The only exception is if their opponent
backs up from the tachi-ai straight out of the ring, and if/when that happens,
none of the four will have scored on a thrust to cause that backwards movement.
3. The win is almost always an improbable, comeback win at the edge usually
caused by the opponent carelessly stepping out of the ring (see Takanosho vs.
Onosato on Day 3) or anticipating a pull and going down on all fours with little
contact from one of the chosen four.
This formula plays out day after day with these guys, and it's really hard to
watch it.
- It sounds like the main storyline heading into the basho was Kotozakura's
Yokozuna candidacy. As I mentioned previously, I haven't read any of the
headlines yet, but I don't know what else could trump that unless it was
Hakuohho's return to the division. I think it's safe to say after three days
that Kotozakura will thankfully not be promoted to Yokozuna after this basho.
- Our lone rookie this basho is Tamashoho, a Mongolian dude who has taken over
13 years to reach the division. He bought his lone win on Day 1, and then he's
lost his last two. It's been hard to tell how legit his bouts have been, but I
suppose I'll get a better gauge on him as the tournament rolls on. Dude will
turn 32 in March, and he is a total non-story this basho.
- M8 Roga and M14 Hokutofuji withdrew from the basho before it started. Roga was
injured conducting butsukari-geiko prior to the tournament, and I haven't heard
what happened to Hokutofuji. Their withdrawals have absolutely no bearing on the
tournament.
And those are the storylines for the 2025 Hatsu basho. The most significant
headline prior to the basho (Kotozakura's pending promotion) has already been
erased, so the main focus will continue to be the improbable comeback wins day
after day from the big four.
I'll comment on every bout tomorrow although you could probably taken my
comments on any given day from the Kyushu basho and copy/paste them here, and
you'd never know the difference.