Day 14 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) I
read a headline yesterday that said the Asanoyama memorabilia is flying off the
shelves at the Kokugikan, and they are sold out of most items. As I've watched
the most streamed bout data each day, without fail Asanoyama has been number
one, and part of me thought that maybe because people didn't have access to the
Juryo bouts as they do the Makuuchi bouts that they were streaming Asanoyama's
bouts more, but after seeing that headline about his memorabilia (or "goods" as
they say in Japan) selling out, it's clear that he is the most popular rikishi
right now.
In all my years of watching sumo, I've never seen a Juryo rikishi outperform
everyone in Makuuchi in terms of popularity. Asanoyama has already clinched the
Juryo yusho, and they're reporting now that he should be promoted to Makuuchi
for March, so incredibly that has been the number one story this basho.
And yet, the dude looks awful in the ring. It's one thing to get excited about
an 18 year-old tearing up Juryo, but a washed up 28 year-old relying on yaocho?
They showed his Day 13 bouts and Day 14 bouts today during the broadcast, and
the yaocho was glaring in both. He was dominated by Kinbozan (a Kazakhstan
rikishi you will surely hear about soon) on Day 13, and as Kinbozan pushed
Asanoyama out of the ring, he fell prematurely and slapped his palm down before
Asanoyama stepped out.
On Day 14 against Chiyonokuni, Kuni kept his arms so high he virtually wrapped
them around Asanoyama's neck, and yet Asanoyama couldn't force him across the
straw and so Chiyonokuni just sat down on his arse beyond the straw to give
Asanoyama the win. It's incredible how weak Asanoyama is, and yet, he's selling
like hotcakes because he's someone the fans have been programmed to root for.
I think it all goes back to Tamawashi's statement a few days ago about how his
goal was to give the fans a good time, and that is exactly what has transpired
here in January. Everyone's going to go home a winner after this tournament
except people who want to see real sumo and not theater.
NHK posted the leaderboard down to four losses at the start of the broadcast as
follows:
Let's focus on those bouts in chronological order meaning we start with M14
Azumaryu who was paired against M14 Ichiyamamoto. The two rikishi weren't in
sync at the tachi-ai, and with IYM's fists both touching down, Azumaryu touched
his right fist down last but then stood up as if he didn't touch. Ichiyamamoto
pushed him back and across in seconds as Azumaryu looked around thinking a false
start should have been called. Replays showed he did touch that right fist down,
so who knows what his MO was today? The result was his being eliminated from the
yusho race he was never in to begin with just like that. Both rikishi end the
day at 9-5.
Next
up on the leaderboard was M1 Daieisho taking on M13 Kotoshoho, and Daieisho came
out of the gate hot firing a few shoves into Kotoshoho and keeping him upright,
but then Daieisho just faded to his right and waited for Kotoshoho to make a
move. I knew it was compromised at that
point,
and Kotoshoho's move was a very weak kote grip with the right that was
wrist deep. There was sorta a throw in there, but Kotoshoho left himself
vulnerable, and Daieisho easily got the left arm inside from there, but once
again, he shaded his body away from his foe gifting Kotoshoho the right outer
grip, and instead of attempting to counter and stand his ground, Daieisho moved
to the other side of the dohyo as Kotoshoho gave chase holding on with that
right outer grip. The bout was never chest to chest as, and Daieisho just walked
across the straw with Kotoshoho in tow. The result is Kotoshoho's moving to 11-3
while Daieisho is eliminated at 9-5.
The
very next bout featured Komusubi Kiribayama vs. M8 Onosho, and this was a dud
bout if I've ever seen one. Form the tachi-ai, both rikishi put there arms
forward, and then Kiribayama shaded to his left connecting on a very weak tsuki
to the side of Onosho's shoulder, and Onosho just went forward and down catching
himself with both palms crab walking to the straw. Not sure what was going on
politically here, but that bout was not contested by either party. Both rikishi
end the day at 10-4 and were still on the leaderboard pending the final bout of
the day.
The Association was waiting to post the senshuraku matchups until all results
were in from Day 14, and that's when it suddenly hit me what was being
orchestrated.
The
final bout of the day featured Takakeisho vs. Sekiwake Hoshoryu, and this bout
was just as bad as the Kiribayama - Onosho fiasco. Hoshoryu connected well from
the tachi-ai with two hands to Takakeisho's neck, and the faux-zeki was
completely hapless at the initial charge, but then Hoshoryu just aligned his
feet, squatted a bit, and leaned forward waiting for one of those silly left
swipes from Takakeisho. It surely came, and Hoshoryu was already in position to
just flop forward and down about two seconds in. I think the biggest
positive from this one is that Takakeisho didn't get his face bloodied again.
The bout fixing going on here in January has been over the top, but the result
here all but guarantees the yusho for Takakeisho and the Yokozuna rank after the
Haru basho. At 11-3, Takakeisho will fight Kotoshoho tomorrow for all the
marbles, and gee, I wonder what's going to happen in that one??
I watch this basho, and it really does amaze me how many people enjoy this. I
think the Japanese fans know that yaocho is going on, but as long as the results
are favorable, they are fine with it. It's sorta like a romantic comedy where
there's a lot of fluff in order to get to the end, but as long as it's a happy
ending, it's all good.
Day 13 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) My
broadcast (which starts at 4 PM Japan time) opened with an up-close shot of
Takakeisho's yusho placard hanging in the rafters of the Kokugikan and positive
talk regarding the faux-zeki's prospects. The possibility of promotion to
Yokozuna following this basho is gone after his second loss in as many days
yesterday, but Kirishima, who was providing color today, reminded us that he can
carry his results from this basho into next basho.
If Takakeisho ends up taking the yusho here in January, all that would do is
lessen the requirements for him next basho. For example, a 12-3 yusho here and
then a jun-yusho performance in Osaka would be enough.
If Takakeisho doesn't hoist the cup here in January, he'll for sure take the jun-yusho,
and then we'll simply reset things going into March where a convincing yusho for
Takakeisho will earn him the next rank.
Either way, it's a lose-lose prospect for fans like me, but it's clear that the
Sumo Association wants another Japanese Yokozuna.
Prefacing the Day 13 action, let's start with the leaderboard that was posted as
follows at the start of the day:
10-2: Onosho
9-3: Takakeisho, Kotoshoho
Let's go in chronological order today touching on all of the bouts.
I was thrilled to see Enho visit from Juryo to take on M15 Mitoryu, and I was
even more thrilled to see he's still buying wins. Enho henka'd to his left and
grabbed an outer grip against Mitoryu, and the latter just went with the flow
offering weak underhand tsuppari as Endoh ushered him back and down to the venue
floor. At 7-6 from the J4 rank, Enho likely won't return to the division in
March, so fingers crossed he doesn't. As for Mitoryu, he made no effort to do
anything here in falling to 5-8
Next up they broke away from the dohyo and over to the interview room where they
interviewed Enho's stablemate, Ochiai, who took the Makushita yusho today with a
7-0 record.
Ochiai has been in the press a bit as one of Hakuho's prized prodigies, and at
19 years of age, there are high hopes for this kid. He looks the part, and he's
got a good sumo body unlike Takakeisho, but then they showed his bout today
against Kazekenoh for all the Makushita marbles, and watch the ending and see if
the tsuki-otoshi slap warranted Kazekenoh's fall and roll off the dohyo:
That bout was obviously fixed, and if it's happening in Makushita, it's almost
scary to think how deep bout fixing goes in the sport.
Ochiai was even featured during the NHK News 9 sports segment. They pulled out
footage of him visiting Hakuho when Ochiai was still in junior high, and after
introducing himself to Hakuho, he said, "My plan is to break your record for
most yusho." Hakuho got a kick out of it, but he obviously saw something in the
kid, and so he recruited him all these years later, and now you know the back
story to Ochiai.
Problem is...that bout today for the Makushita yusho was fixed dang it, but this
is a good example of how new stars are manufactured. I'm not saying that Ochiai
isn't a dude with potential or that he doesn't have great sumo skills; I'm just
pointing out the fact that his bout for the Makushita yusho today was fixed, and
it disappoints me. The fall there at right was not warranted from that light
slap, and what would cause a dude's legs to go up that high?
Moving right along, M14 Ichiyamamoto came with busy tsuppari against M12
Kagayaki from the tachi-ai, but there were no legs behind the move and the
attack wasn't making an impact. Luckily for him, Kagayaki wasn't trying to win,
so he took a page from Mitoryu's tsuppari book from the bout before offering
these useless light shoves when he was really just backing up in tow. Near the
edge, IYM lurched to the inside with the right and followed up with a left
outer, and Kagayaki made no attempt to respond as IYM forced him across in the
tsuppari affair turned migi-yotsu contest. I mean Kagayaki could have easily
pivoted right and executed a counter scoop throw, but he stayed stiff and
upright (cool). Too much bout fixing out of the gate for my taste as
Ichiyamamoto buys kachi-koshi at 8-5 while Kagayaki still has plenty of room to
sell at 7-6.
M11 Chiyoshoma forced the style of his bout against M14 Azumaryu into a tsuppari
affair, but Shoma was really just keeping Azumaryu at bay and not trying to work
his way inside. Azumaryu's shoves were defensive, so the two traded shoves but
not blows for 12 seconds or so before Chiyoshoma went for a wild ke-kaeshi. The
crowd was enjoying it, but it was fluff sumo that saw Azumaryu suddenly come
away with a right outer grip. He attempted a throw straightway that Chiyoshoma
survived, and then the two sorta dug in for another 20 seconds or so in a fluff
yotsu bout. In the end, Azumaryu persisted in his outside belt throw, and
Chiyoshoma finally lightly hit the deck putting his right elbow down quickly to
aid his fall. A counter left inside throw from Chiyoshoma was missing here
because this bout was not fought straight up as Azumaryu moves to 9-4 while
Chiyoshoma falls to 5-8.
Maybe this is why I haven't been commenting on all the bouts the last couple of
days.
M10 Aoiyama proved to be too big of a lug for M9 Endoh to handle, so the Happy
Bulgar dictated from the start here with cautious tsuppari. After a few seconds
of action, the two went into a clinch where Aoiyama used a left forearm into
Endoh's throat to force him across the straw and down. Endoh managed a frontal
belt grip at the edge, but he was too far gone in order to counter. Nice,
methodical win from Aoiyama as both rikishi stand now at 8-5.
M9 Takanosho and M16 Chiyomaru greeted each other with stiff arms up high, and
after a second or two, Maru moved left faking a pull that never came, and
Takanosho used that momentum shift to dive in close and force Chiyomaru back and
across without any resistance. This was a non-contested bout as Takanosho moves
to 6-7 while Chiyomaru falls to 3-10.
M7 Ura did well to duck under M13 Kotoeko and force him back near the straw with
some pushes, but Kotoeko stood his ground from there forcing Ura into pull mode,
and when that happened, Kotoeko pounced getting moro-zashi and forcing Ura back
and across the dohyo and out the other side. This was about as good of sumo as
we could have expected from these two with Eko moving to 7-6 while Ura falls to
6-7.
M15 Tsurugisho put two hands towards M6 Myogiryu's upper chest at the tachi-ai
and then went for a harmless slapdown about two seconds in. Myogiryu complied
and put both palms to the dirt and stood right back up signaling the fix was in
here. Why risk anyone getting injured as Tsurugisho moves to 6-7 while Myogiryu
palms his way to 4-9.
M5 Nishikigi and M16 Takarafuji hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where
they stood for a bit testing the outer grip waters, and then Takarafuji made the
first move going for a nice tsuki with the right to the back of Nishikigi's
shoulder, but he held up on the move signaling that these dudes weren't going
full force. After Nishikigi "recovered," the two squared back up and then
Takarafuji allowed Nishikigi to execute the slowest maki-kae ever (the second
sign this bout was fixed), and after NG got it, he lightly dumped Takarafuji
over and down with a scoop throw. I should clarify here...I think Nishikigi is
the better rikishi of the two, but the bout was obviously arranged in his favor
today. He picks up kachi-koshi at 8-5 while Takarafuji is a harmless 7-6.
The bout fixing would continue as M8 Ohho stuck M4 Sadanoumi with some nice paws
to the neck as Sadanoumi kept his arms in no-man's land, and about two seconds
in Ohho went for a light pull and Sadanoumi caught himself with both hands never
letting any other part of his body touch the dirt. Pointless stuff here as Ohho
moves to 2-11 while Sadanoumi falls to 4-9.
After the Takakeisho talk at the start of my broadcast, they shifted gears and
highlighted the second most anticipated bout today: the M3 Abi - M13 Kotoshoho
matchup. Whenever they highlight these matchups, they'll always show replays
from previous bouts...one where this guy one and then another bout where the
other dude won. In the case of these two yayhoos, they've only fought once, and
it was last basho as part of Abi's run to the yusho, and in that bout, Abi
scored on a cheap, orchestrated pulldown in about two seconds, and as soon as I
was reminded of that, I knew that the favor would be returned today.
And it was even though Abi took charge the first second or two knocking
Kotoshoho off the starting lines a few steps, but then he backed off pretending
to pull and that let the action flow back to the center of the ring in favor of
Kotoshoho. The two traded barbs from there before Kotoshoho slipped to his right
and touched the back of Abi's right biceps, and that was Abi's cue to dive out
of the ring. The explanation afterwards from Kirishima was that "Abi was the one
who pulled first, and so that took away from his ability to stay in the ring." I
see.
They use those explanations because they can't point to anything Kotoshoho did
to dictate the pace or set his foe up. Abi was in charge of everything keeping
his attack just light enough to let Kotoshoho maneuver around and then pull that
rabbit out of the hat at ring's edge. Looked good to the sheeple as Kotoshoho
stays the course at 10-3 while Abi falls to 7-6.
M1 Daieisho connected with very nice tsuki into M10 Hiradoumi from the tachi-ai,
but credit the M10 for standing his ground and trying to fight back, but
Daieisho is simply the better rikishi, and he trusted in his tsuppari attack
until Hiradoumi had been dispatched from the dohyo via tsuki-dashi, and remember
the different between a tsuki (thrust) and an oshi (shove) is that the elbow is
locked for a tsuki and bent for an oshi. This bout was a great example of
Daieisho's elbows being locked start to finish. He moves to 9-4 with the nice
win while Hiradoumi falls to 7-6.
Hooboy. Now we know why M2 Mitakeumi didn't go for more tachi-ai henka
throughout the years. Today against M1 Tobizaru, Mitakeumi henka'd to his left
an an attempt to latch onto the outside belt of Tobizaru, but the move was so
slow that Tobizaru responded in kind and tackled Mitakeumi over and down hard to
the clay a second in. What an uncomfortable bout for everyone because you
supposedly have a former Ozeki and three-time yusho guy get handled like
that...by Tobizaru. The optics were terrible here as Tobizaru moves to 6-7 while
Mitakeumi suffers make-koshi at 5-8 is about as humiliating a fashion as
possible.
M6 Hokutofuji and Komusubi Wakamotoharu hooked up in a pretty routine
hidari-yotsu bout from the tachi-ai, and slowly but surely Hokutofuji forced WMH
back near the edge, but instead of continuing his charge or going for the right
outer grip (I thought it was open), he suddenly backed up and let Wakamotoharu
force him back across the ring and out. A great area to focus on if you watch
the replay is Hokutofuji's right hand. He keeps it high and away from an attempt
to grab the outside grip when he's attacking, and then he doesn't attempt to
counter with it when he's retreating. The end result is both dudes setting (as
we say in Utah) at 7-6.
In a similar bout, Komusubi Meisei took the upperhand from the tachi-ai knocking
M4 Nishikifuji back with ease using the left inside and the right hand in
perfect position to grab an outer grip, and with Nishikifuji coming with a pull,
he was set up to get his ass kicked. Meisei forced him close to the edge and
even had Nishikifuji turned a bit to the side, but instead of taking advantage,
he put both arms up high and just waited for Nishikifuji to square back up and
get moro-zashi, and the light scoop throw with the right came shortly
thereafter.
I hear the manufactures of those Dummmies books have already reached out to
Meisei to author: How To Throw Sumo Bouts for Dummies. Both rikishi end the day
at 4-9.
A great example of a rikishi manufactured by the media and supported by yaocho
is Komusubi Kotonowaka who took on M2 Tamawashi, and The Mawashi kept his hands
high at the tachi-ai encouraging Kotonowaka to move forward, and he tried but
couldn't supply sufficient pressure to Tamawashi. After a few seconds,
Kotonowaka couldn't help himself and went for a really dumb pull that gave
Tamawashi the clear path to score an easy pushout, but darn the luck...Tamawashi
lost his footing and dove down and to his left before he could sill the dill. I
love listening to the analysis after bouts like this. "Uh, well Kotonowaka
applied good pressure." What does that even mean? Kotonowaka was hapless and it
required Tamawashi (8-5) to do all the work and take a dive at the end.
Kotonowaka buys his way to 6-7 with the fixed bout.
Komusubi Kiribayama came with a very light hari-zashi against M3 Midorifuji, but
he was still able to get the left inside firmly thanks to a soft defense from
MFJ. And that defense got even softer enabling Kiribayama to grab two frontal
belt grips, but instead of dispatching Midorifuji straightway, Kiribayama was
content to just stand there in a stalemate. About 30 seconds later, Midorifuji
attempted a right kubi-nage with his right arm, but before it ever came to full
fruition, Kiribayama used the momentum shift to rush Midorifuji over hard where
he slammed him down by the bucket of salt. Kiribayama is a man's man at 9-4
while Midorifuji falls to 6-7.
Sekiwake Hoshoryu pointed his hands low from the tachi-ai giving Suckiwake
Wakatakakage what he wanna, and WTK chose a left outside grip. Problem
was...Wakatakakage didn't set anything up, and so he was lost even though he had
the left outer, and so after a pause of 10 seconds or so, Hoshoryu did the
unthinkable of bringing an arm from the inside to the outside, and he did it
with the right bringing it up high, and that allowed Wakatakakage to execute the
cheap scoop throw with the left. I'm not sure if execute is the correct word
because even that scoop throw was as awkward as can be, and this was an
obviously fixed bout where WTK was completely hapless. Both rikishi end the day
at 7-6.
M5 Ryuden easily got the left inside from the tachi-ai against Shodai before
lightly forcing Shodai back. You could see that Ryuden was refraining from
grabbing a right outer even though he brushed it against Shodai's belt. For
Shodai's part, he did manage a decent tsuki to the back of Ryuden's right
shoulder that tripped him up a bit, but he couldn't follow through allowing
Ryuden to resume that left inside position where he toyed with the right outer
grip for a few seconds before saying "Ah hell" whereupon he just grabbed it and
forced ShoDie back and across with little argument. Ryuden clinches kachi-koshi
at 8-5 while Shodai falls to 6-7.
And that brings us to the grand poobah...the Takakeisho - M8 Onosho matchup.
After watching the intro to the broadcast, I was pretty sure how this bout was
gonna turn out. I mean, an Onosho win means he clinches the yusho on Day
13...not mathematically, but it knocks Takakeisho out of the yusho race and
saddles him with a three-bout losing streak. It's also another great example of
an Ozeki failing miserably at the end of a basho. There was just too much face
to save prior to this bout to have Onosho blow the doors off of his opponent.
The two struck at the tachi-ai in a stalemate before Takakeisho skirted left and
swung a wild swipe. It didn't do much damage and it left him vulnerable to a
mild oshi attack from Onosho that sent the faux-zeki back near the straw, but
Onosho wasn't committed to the charge, and so he allowed Takakeisho to move back
left and assume the center of the ring, and from there the two
traded mean face
slaps before Onosho raised his hands high as if to pull and that allowed
Takakeisho to bulldoze him off of the dohyo altogether.
This was actually a really good bout for the fans. There was a lot of action and
few of those slaps connected. What it wasn't was well-grounded sumo with good
footwork and sumo basics from either party, but this was the outcome that sumo
needed, and it was the outcome they got. Takakeisho was bloodied as is usually
the case, but he got in a few licks as well against a willing opponent who let
him win.
The end result is three dudes all tied at 10-3 in Takakeisho, Onosho, and
Kotoshoho. Unfortunately (or fortunately?) there are no more head to head
matchups among them, so this could get really ugly the final two days.
As we look ahead to tomorrow, Takakeisho gets Hoshoryu, and it goes without
saying that the only way Takakeisho can win that bout is to buy his opponent
off.
Ditto for Onosho who draws Kiribayama.
As for Kotoshoho, he's matched against Daieisho, and there is no way that he can
overcome Daieisho's tsuppari attack.
So...once again we have all three yusho contenders 100% reliant on yaocho to
win, and you'd have to say that Takakeisho is the favorite for the reasons that
I mentioned in the intro.
Day 12 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) About
a week ago, it was clear that the yusho would likely come down to Takakeisho,
Onosho, or Kotoshoho. It's not that rare for the foreigners to pull back and
ensure that a Japanese rikishi will take the yusho, but I think this is the
first time in a long time when it was so evident that practically every win by
these three "leaders" have been due to bout fixing. When Daieisho took his
yusho, he actually looked good and scored quite a few legit wins, and even
Wakatakakage was energetic when he hoisted the cup, but these three have had no
substance whatsoever, and the yusho race here is like a creaky floor that could
give way at any minute.
NHK did go down to three losses at the start of the Day 12 broadcast, so this
was the leaderboard coming into the day:
9-2: Takakeisho, Onosho
8-3: Tamawashi, Kotoshoho
Going
in chronological order, M13 Kotoshoho was up first, and he was paired against M5
Nishikigi, and the two hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where Nishikigi
had his left hand at the front of Kotoshoho's belt and the path to the left
outer, but he didn't grab the front of KSH's belt nor did he pursue the left
outer. Nishikigi was still in charge, however, so when Kotoshoho executed a
light scoop throw with the right, Nishikigi just ran forward and dove across the
straw and down to the venue floor as Kotoshoho tried to keep up with a
hiki-otoshi pull.
Watching in real time, you could see that Nishikigi was instigating that forward
movement at the edge, and it was all Kotoshoho could do to get a hand on him as
he dove outta the ring. Gone from Nishikigi was any resolve that he showed
against Tamawashi yesterday.
Up next was M2 Tamawashi welcoming M8 Onosho, and gone was Tamawashi's tsuppari
attack that he used yesterday against Nishikigi. I mean, go back and watch his
Day 11 performance and then try and figure out why he couldn't bring the same
goods against Onosho today?
The
answer is that he didn't bring the same good intentionally. From the tachi-ai,
he stood straight up with hands wide allowing Onosho to take the initial surge,
and Tamawashi retreated back in kind, but Onosho wasn't exactly kicking ass and
taking names, and so Tamawashi briefly thrust him back into the center of the
ring before faking a pull and setting himself up for the easy oshi-dashi win in
favor of Onosho.
Onosho's first offensive shove was the final one he connected with into
Tamawashi's torso that sent him across. Everything until that point including
the tachi-ai was defensive minded. Tamawashi dictated the flow here in throwing
the bout in favor of Onosho, so The Mawashi essentially knocked himself off of
the leaderboard at 8-4. As for Onosho, he scoots to 10-2 where he waited the
outcome of the Takakeisho bout.
Kotoshoho
and Onosho were both granted easy wins, so would the fix also be in for
Takakeisho against Komusubi Kiribayama? Kiribayama stepped a half step across
his starting line, but he wasn't trying to get to the belt or execute tsuppari.
As for Takakeisho, he moved forward, but like Onosho before, his outstretched
arms were more in a defensive pattern, and so the two stood above Kiribayama's
starting line where the Komusubi worked his left arm up and under Takakeisho's
right side, and used the sukui position to scoop throw Takakeisho over
and down easy as you please.
Oh snap. Just like that Takakeisho has lost two in a row now, and the result at
the end of the day is Onosho's taking sole possession of first place:
10-2: Onosho
9-3: Takakeisho, Kotoshoho
I'm pretty sure they're not going to post the leaderboard down to four losses
tomorrow, so we're right back to Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Onosho is paired against Takakeisho tomorrow, and Onosho is the clear favorite
in a straight up bout. I'm not even going to try and guess what's gonna happen
in that one, but I get the sense that Onosho is going to try and win it.
As for Kotoshoho, he's paired against Abi, and Abi is the favorite there, but
we'll see. For what it's worth, NHK News 9 did NOT show highlights of the
Kotoshoho bout against Nishikigi, which tells you that nobody cares about
Kotoshoho.
They did show Asanoyama's bout against Shonannoumi, and Sho grabbed the early
right outer grip against a defenseless Asanoyama, and he kept Asanoyama far away
from getting his own outer grip. I mean, Shonannoumi dominated from the get-go,
but instead of taking advantage of his positioning, he began spinning around and
then back all the way across the dohyo using his right outer grip to pull
Asanoyama into his own body. That was about as soft of a yori-kiri as you'd care
to see, and Shonannoumi dictated start to finish. What a crock this Asanoyama
"run" is, but what does it say when they show his highlight and not Kotoshoho's
bout?
As Tamawashi was coming into the venue prior to his bout, the NHK Announcer
roaming the back halls said he talked with Tamawashi, and his approach the rest
of the way is going to be to show the fans a good time (tanoshimaseru).
When I heard that, it reminded me of the NBA's all star game. The dudes are
mostly out there half-assing it, and they're really there to just put on a show
for the fans. That's exactly what's happening in sumo. Let's try and please the
fans, not have 100% organic bouts to see who really is the best.
In
the interest of time, let's just comment on one other bout from the day, the M14
Azumaryu - M10 Hiradoumi matchup. Hiradoumi came with a moro-te-zuki that was
ineffective against his Mongolian foe, and Azumaryu absorbed that initial volley
before shading left and setting up an easy pull where he yanked a stumbling
Hiradoumi down by the back of the belt. It certainly wasn't anything to write
home about, but Azumaryu picked up kachi-koshi at 8-4 for the first time in 10
tries in the division. The dude could have done it much sooner, but I suppose he
found it more lucrative to sell Makuuchi bouts and then fall back down to Juryo.
For whatever reason, he's chosen to kachi-koshi this basho, so I thought I'd
mention it. Hiradoumi falls to 7-5 in defeat.
I'm quite sure that the Association will not let the yusho line fall to four
losses, so if Onosho wins tomorrow, that will knock Takakeisho out of the race
and all but guarantee Onosho the yusho even with two days left.
I'll try and comment on all the bouts tomorrow just to touch on each of the
rikishi. See you then.
Day 11 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) As
I speculated yesterday, the Sumo Association did not hesitate to post a new
leaderboard that extended down to three losses, and they actually posted it at
the start of Day 11 not even waiting to see what would happen with Takakeisho
and the head-to-head matchup between Onosho and Kotoshoho. It was such a logical
move because even in week 1 it was easy to tell that the leaderboard in week 2
was going to lack substance, so by going down to the three-loss tier at the
start of the day, it gives the appearance that the yusho is more exciting than
it really is.
Prior to the start of the Makuuchi bouts, I noticed in the headlines that
Asanoyama suffered his first loss on Day 11. They didn't show the bout during
the Day 11 Makuuchi broadcast, so I haven't seen it yet, but it appears he ran
into someone who couldn't be bought off. To be fair, I've only seen five of his
10 bouts coming into the day, and so there could have been some other legit wins
from the days I haven't seen, but the five I did see were all compromised, and
when the dude eventually does return to Makuuchi, it's going to be the same old
song only the dude will be that much older.
The updated leaderboard coming into the day was revised to add the three-loss
rikishi, and so as we enter the Shubansen, this is what we have to work with:
Instead of touching on all the bouts as we did yesterday, let's follow the
leaderboard in ascending order meaning we start with M10 Hiradoumi who was
paired against M15 Mitoryu. The two hooked up quickly in migi-yotsu with
Hiradoumi grabbing an nice left outer grip, but Mitoryu's a load to move around
for sure, and despite his best yori attempts, Mitoryu could not put Hiradoumi in
serious danger.
Whenever you commit to an offensive attack in sumo, you usually have to leave
something else vulnerable, and as Mitoryu fought off Hiradoumi's yori charge by
moving to his right around the ring, he was able to take advantage of his
opponent's now upright position and grab a solid left grip of his own. Hiradoumi
was able to wrench his hips and break that grip off, but the damage was done;
Mitoryu had his gal pulled in snug, and Hiradoumi was too upright to mount
another offensive against such a large dude. Mitoryu sensed this and went for a
nice force-out charge leading with the right arm inside, and just when it looked
as if Mitoryu would score the sukui-nage win with the right, Hiradoumi persisted
just a bit causing Mitoryu to body his foe down abise-taoshi style.
I really enjoyed this chess match for obvious reasons, and this is what sumo
should look like all the time with maybe a few exceptions. The rule these days
is we get a bout like this maybe once a day. The end result is Hiradoumi getting
knocked right back off the leaderboard at 7-4 while Mitoryu picks up a good win
at 4-7.
M14 Azumaryu was intentionally half-assed at the tachi-ai against M9 Endoh, who
skirted a bit right grabbing the right outer grip, and Azumaryu could have
easily secured the left inside and squared up with Endoh whose back was against
the straw, but he just went with the yaocho flow and dove over and down touching
his right elbow to the dirt while Endoh was still
looking
for a solid grip of Azumaryu's belt. They ruled it uwate-nage, but there was no
throw to be found. It was actually okuri-taoshi as Endoh pushed into the back of
Azumaryu's butt as he was diving down.
If you look at this pic at the end of the bout, key in on Endoh's right hand and
Azumaryu's left hand. Endoh does not have a grip of the belt and Azumaryu's left
arm should be positioned in scoop throw fashion or he should be countering with
an inside belt throw. A real bout would have been a nage-no-uchi-ai, but this
one was just fluff where Azumaryu voluntarily took himself off of the
leaderboard. Both dudes here end the day at 7-4, so maybe we'll see them back on
the board at some point.
Here's an interesting question: how does M8 Ohho start out last basho 9-1
through 10 days only to go 1-9 through 10 days this basho by fighting very
similar competition? There's only one explanation (I know, it's because he's
injured this basho...). I only bring that up because he lost again today to
Chiyomaru in between the last bout and this next one.
M8
Onosho and M13 Kotoshoho hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where Onosho
had a shallow left outer grip, but the two dudes were straight up chest to chest
which rendered that outer left fairly useless. Speaking of useless, Kotoshoho
made very little effort in this one as Onosho set up a casual scoop throw with
the right that sent Kotoshoho over and down in about two seconds. I'm not sure
if Kotoshoho was mukiryoku here or just hapless, but this was not a bout of o-zumo
for sure. Onosho will take it, however, in moving to 9-2 while Kotoshoho falls
to the three-loss tier at 8-3.
Skipping
a few bouts ahead, two dudes who suddenly found themselves on the leaderboard
heading into the day fought each other in M5 Nishikigi and M2 Tamawashi, and
they treated us to a very well fought bout of sumo. Tamawashi dictated the pace
with his tsuppari attack, but Nishikigi did well to stand his ground and make
Tamawashi work. Nishikigi never could get established to the inside as he evaded
this way and that, and Tamawashi handled him fairly easily in winning by
tsuki-dashi in the end, but it was a great battle and true sumo. The reason
Tamawashi still looks so good even at his current age is because he only has to
expend energy like this once or twice a basho. Tamawashi moves to 8-3 with the
nice win while Nishikigi is knocked back off the leaderboard at 7-4.
Our
last bout that involved a leader was the final bout of the day featuring
Takakeisho vs. Komusubi Kotonowaka, and Takakeisho was upright and flat-footed
at the tachi-ai. I mean, you apparently have a dude who is Yokozuna material and
he can't even execute a tachi-ai properly? Fortunately for him, Kotonowaka's
tachi-ai wasn't great, or else he would have blown Takakeisho off of the
starting lines, but instead, the two engaged in a purely defensive affair. A few
seconds in, it was apparent that Kotonowaka wasn't mukiryoku, and you knew this
because Takakeisho's wild sideways swipes didn't even budge him. With Takakeisho
in a panic and Kotonowaka standing his ground firmly, Takakeisho skirted around
and over near the corner where Kotonowaka picked up his salt, and finally
Kotonowaka caught him with a nice shove to send Takakeisho sprawling and rolling
off of the dohyo.
All
it was gonna take is an opponent who refused to be bought out, and Takakeisho
ran into him today. Not only did Takakeisho get his ass kicked, but he wasn't
prepared to fight a larger opponent like this straight up, and so it was a
lopsided affair. Go watch the slow motion replays and count the number of tsuki
(thrusts) that Takakeisho executed. Ok, I'll save you the time. The answer is
zero. The dude didn't attempt a single thrust the entire bout, and for the
record, an Ozeki or Yokozuna should never be seen on all fours at the base of
the dohyo in such a defeated pose. Never! Yokozuna shmokozuna.
In scanning the headlines after the days' bouts, the word the media is using in
concert to describe Takakeisho's Yokozuna status is "kibishii," or it's
gonna be tough. Who knows? One more loss will be the death knell, but if he can
run the table which would include wins over Kiribayama (he faces him tomorrow)
and Hoshoryu, it might create enough fervor that they promote him anyway. Based
on sumo content, Takakeisho was disqualified long ago.
The loss does put a big dent in the leaderboard, which now looks like this at
the end of the day:
9-2: Takakeisho, Onosho
8-3: Tamawashi, Kotoshoho
I think there's a high probability that the yusho line falls to 12-3, and I
think Takakeisho is still the favorite, but that is based purely on politics.
Reviewing the matchups tomorrow, Takakeisho draws Kiribayama, and that's purely
a will he or won't he bout.
Onosho is paired against Tamawashi, so ditto above.
Kotoshoho gets Nishikigi, and Nishikigi is as much a favorite in that bout as
Kiribayama and Tamawashi are in their own bouts.
I think sumo needs Tamawashi on that leaderboard, so look for him to
defeat Onosho and then Kiribayama to defer to Takakeisho...a scenario that would
put Takakeisho back in sole possession of the lead.
In
other bouts of interest, Sekiwake Hoshoryu shaded right at the tachi-ai grabbing
the cheap outer grip on that side against M4 Nishikigi, and the Sekiwake lifted
Nishikifuji upright enough to where he grabbed a left inside frontal grip, and
it was curtains from that point as Hoshoryu scored the easy force-out win. They
actually showed a replay of this bout on the NHK New 9 Sports segment just to
get a good, solid bout of sumo in the highlight reel in my opinion. Hoshoryu
moves to 7-4 with the nice win while Nishikifuji suffers make-koshi at 3-8.
It's worth commenting on the M3 Abi - M1 Tobizaru matchup just to point out how
unstable Abi's firehose tsuppari attack is. He was busy from the tachi-ai
forcing Tobizaru back near the edge with his shoves, but a controlled attack
would not have allowed Tobizaru to skirt laterally at the edge and cause Abi to
accidentally step out isami-ashi style. Normally, the isami-ashi kimari-te is
seen in fixed bouts, but this was a legit bout all the way. Abi's had a tough
luck last few days as he falls to 6-5 while Tobizaru is 4-7.
Here's sumo's bread and butter: middle-aged women who need a hobby. This sign
actually had the words "Ura ganbatte!" that would scroll laterally, and
look how invested this gal is in the bout. M7 Ura faced M12 Kagayaki today and
tried to duck under his foe from the tachi-ai, but Kagayaki kept his eyes
squarely on the dude and tsuppari'ed him upright and then followed him in his
lateral retreat sending Ura back and across with a nice tsuki attack. Both dudes
finish the day at 6-5, and no, they unfortunately did not revisit the Ura fans
to get their disappointed reactions.
Let's call it a day at this point, and pick it back up tomorrow.
Day 10 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) In
my opinion, to properly analyze the happenings in the Makuuchi division, you
have to fully comprehend the reporting in the Japanese media and understand the
commentary provided on NHK's daily broadcast. There are so many cultural nuances
to glean, and it's why I comment on the broadcast and not just the daily bouts.
As part of the daily broadcast, they list the three most streamed bouts from the
previous day, and the lineup from Day 9 as revealed on the Day 10 broadcast was
this:
Does anybody notice whose missing from that list? On the surface, you have
Takakeisho taking charge in the yusho race, and then he's up for promotion to
Yokozuna, but those storylines are not exactly resonating with the fans. You
have people clearly more interested in Hoshoryu's injury and anything Ura does
than you have interest in Takakeisho.
My opinion is that even the gullible fans aren't enamored with the sumo they're
seeing from Takakeisho in the ring. The daily pattern is the dude loses the
tachi-ai, gets his ass kicked, gets his lip bloodied, and then somehow escapes
in the end. The lone exception was the Sadanoumi bout yesterday, but even then,
everyone could see that Sadanoumi gave up from the tachi-ai and just turned his
shoulder and looked for a soft landing one second into the bout.
It's one thing to have a guy like Chiyonofuji back in the day who was handsome,
muscular, and a pure bruiser (even if Chiyonofuji was heavily involved in
yaocho), but Takakeisho? He's shaped like a dude's junk after he steps out of
cold swimming pool. There's just nothing attractive about him other than he's
Japanese and he's apparently an Ozeki.
You can hype guys incessantly and set them up with wins and ranks, but at some
point the quality of the sumo matters.
Day 10 began when J2 Daiamami shaded to his left at the tachi-ai grabbing the
cheap outer grip against M14 Azumaryu, and this also forced the bout to
migi-yotsu. Daiamami hurried his charge without having Azumaryu pinned in with
the right arm, however, and so Azumaryu was able to execute a very nice counter
inside belt throw with his own right, and that put Daiamami upright to where
Azumaryu secured moro-zashi, and from there the force-out was academic. Very
good counter work and footwork here from Azumaryu who moves to 7-3 while
Daiamami falls to 2-8.
M12 Kagayaki kept his arms in tight and low as he awkwardly moved forward right
into an orchestrated henka from M13 Kotoeko to his left, and instead of trying
to put on the brakes and adjust, Kagayaki just kept walking forward and across
the straw. What an awful bout this was after that very good bout to start the
day. Both dudes are now even steven at 5-5.
M11 Chiyoshoma struck M15 Mitoryu well from the tachi-ai getting the left arm
inside, and even though he knocked Mitoryu back a step or two, he gave up that
ground in order to get the right outer grip, and once he had that, he was able
to wrench Mitoryu's back to the wall with a left belt throw. After shoring up
the right outer, he survived a nice counter tsuki attempt from Mitoryu and
forced him back and across.
Everyone should be forced to watch this bout at the start of the day just so
your brain can remember what real sumo looks like. Everything here was perfect
and in place as Chiyoshoma moves to 4-6 while Mitoryu falls to 3-7.
M14 Ichiyamamoto put his hands forward from the tachi-ai against M10 Hiradoumi,
but without really pushing, he started to retreat and go for a weak pull, and
Hiradoumi just followed him right around the ring before sending him across with
an easy oshi-dashi. Hiradoumi moves to 7-3 with the nice win while Ichiyamamoto
falls to 6-4.
M9 Endoh and M16 Takarafuji were out of sync at the tachi-ai, and to make
matters worse, the plan was to have Endoh henka, so it was a very awkward start
as Endoh moved to his right with Takarafuji crouched down there watching him,
but instead of taking advantage of the compromised Endoh, Takarafuji just plowed
forward into thin air and allowed Endoh to spin him around and out. What a
laugher as both dudes end the day at 6-4.
At
this point of the broadcast, they introduced the top three streamed bouts from
the day before, and as mentioned in the intro, Asanoyama took top honors. They
showed the replay at this point, so let's break it down.
The bout went to migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai and instead of grabbing the easy
left outer (you can see at left that Kitanowaka is positioned perfectly to grab
a left outer) against a completely upright Asanoyama, Kitanowaka backed up and
to his left as if he was going to throw, but he just backed himself across the
straw as he brushed his right hand down Asanoyama's face. Kitanowaka threw this
bout in favor of Asanoyama no doubt, and so at least half of Asanoyama's wins
(I've only watched five of them) have been fake. Asanoyama is moving these days
like Mitakeumi, and the dude is clearly washed up.
As I was scanning the wires for Day 10 pics, I came
across this one of Asanoyama's Day 10 bout (I haven't watch it yet), and you
gotta admire that footwork. I'm sure the result was a very clean ending
for the former Ozeki:
M15 Tsurugisho grabbed an early left outer grip from the tachi-ai, and instead
of clashing chests, the two circled in the center of the ring before the bout
settled into migi-yotsu. It didn't get too far, however, before Tsurugisho used
that left outer to wrench Ohho easily over to the edge and then dump him
uwate-nage style for the nice win. Tsurugisho moves to 4-6 in the process while
Ohho falls to 0-9.
The first dude on the leaderboard to fight today was M13 Kotoshoho, and he was
paired against M7 Ura. It's obvious the Sumo Association wants Takakeisho to
yusho here in January, but you have to be careful about eliminating everyone
else from the leaderboard. From the tachi-ai here, the bout went to migi-yotsu,
but before Kotoshoho could get settled, Ura dodged to the side and went for a
very nice scoop throw with the right while Kotoshoho countered with a left
kubi-nage. Both dudes crashed down together, but Ura's left elbow clearly
touched down first.
They called a mono-ii and ruled it a tie, so we had to watch another cat and
mouse session, and for round two, Kotoshoho looked to have the path to
migi-yotsu again, but Ura slipped out of harm's way and made Kotoshoho give
chase, and in the process, Ura grabbed a hold of Kotoshoho's right leg and had
him completely off balance, but instead of scoring the easy ashi-tori win, he
just fell backwards and down of his own volition. That shows you how bad
Kotoshoho really is when Ura has to let up for him. He moves to 8-2 with the
"win" while Ura falls to 6-4.
M10 Aoiyama was thinking slow retreat from the start never once going for a true
pull, and as he moved to his right, he grabbed M6 Hokutofuji's extended left arm
and could have yanked him down with it, but he refrained further signaling that
he was not looking to win the bout. And he wasn't allowing the contest to go to
migi-yotsu where he just slowly backed up and across with Hokutofuji in tow.
Laughable yaocho here as both dudes finish the day at 6-4.
M16 Chiyomaru was completely upright locking his knees from the tachi-ai, but M6
Myogiryu wasn't exactly lightning in a bottle. Myogiryu did move forward,
however, and Chiyomaru's response was to crumble at the edge and just go down.
Another terrible displays of sumo here as Myogiryu limps to 4-6 while Chiyomaru
suffers make-koshi at 2-8.
M9 Takanosho and M5 Nishikigi clashed hard at the tachi-ai with Takanosho sort
of in moro-zashi, but Nishikigi was pressing in so tightly with his girth not to
mention a firm left outer, and Takanosho couldn't budge him despite the dual
insides. Nishikigi kept his gal in snug with that left outer and then executed a
nice yori-kiri to move to 7-3. As for Takanosho, he was smothered here in
falling to 4-6.
Our next "leader," M8 Onosho, stepped into the ring to battle M4 Nishikifuji,
and this bout went to hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai...a position that favors
Nishikifuji, but instead of attacking, he literally just backed up to the edge
and offered a weak tsuki with the right arm into Onosho's side that actually
sent Onosho down. Nishikifuji was in full control, however, and stepped back
before Onosho touched down giving the cheap win to Onosho.
I mean, if you're trying to win the bout, you move firmly to the side and send
your opponent sprawling with a counter tsuki, but Nishikifuji went half-assed
and made sure to step across prematurely. This resembled a bout where Takakeisho
comes away the winner. He can't win the tachi-ai; his opponent dictates the
style and flow of the bout; and he needs a fake dive from his opponent at the
edge. Onosho stays on this horrible leaderboard at 8-2 while Nishikifuji falls
to 3-7.
M3 Abi's tsuppari tachi-ai was useless against M5 Ryuden and only left him fully
exposed to his opponent should he have chosen to take the insides. Ryuden didn't
and instead backed up and shaded left, and with Abi applying zero pressure,
Ryuden could have grabbed an outer grip, but he instead went for a light tsuki,
and it almost did Abi in. With Abi's back against the wall literally, Ryuden
coulda done what he wanna, but he anticipated a swipe from Abi and just dove to
his right and outta the dohyo altogether pretending as if Abi connected on a
counter tsuki.
This was another ending that defied the laws of physics, and it's just silly
sumo here as Abi buys the cheap win in moving to 6-4 while Ryuden falls to 5-5.
M1
Daieisho was proactive from the tachi-ai firing away at tsuppari against M2
Tamawashi, but the Mongolian was clearly not fazed and just went with the flow.
The problem was that nobody paid him off, and so he absorbed Daieisho's tsuppari
attack before countering with a soft kubi-nage neck throw that sent Daieisho
over and down. Tamawashi moves to 7-3 with the easy win, and it'd actually give
the leaderboard a bit more credibility if a heel like Tamawashi was on it. As
for Daieisho, he's been the best Japanese rikishi so far this basho even though
this loss sent him to 6-4.
Komusubi Wakamotoharu met M1 Tobizaru with a fair kachi-age with the right, but
Tobizaru was just firing defensive tsuppari as he moved back to the edge of the
ring, and with Wakamotoharu giving chase, Tobizaru did him another favor by
setting up a pull, which was really a maneuver to set himself up for the
oshi-dashi. Wakamotoharu picked up the win, but he did nothing to cause
Tobizaru's backwards movement. This was Tobizaru (3-7) throwing the bout in
favor of Wakamotoharu, who moved to 6-4 with the cheap win.
Komusubi Kotonowaka did his best C3P0 impression giving M2 Mitakeumi moro-zashi
from the get-go, and as Mitakeumi hurried his force-out charge, Kotonowaka
complied and went backwards with the flow stepping across and not even bothering
to stand his ground at the edge even though he got his right arm inside rather
deeply. Ho hum as Mitakeumi moves to 5-5 while Kotonowaka falls to 4-6.
Komusubi Kiribayama picked up the freebie due to Sekiwake Hoshoryu's withdrawal
leaving both dudes at 6-4. I thought I heard on the morning NHK news program
that Hoshoryu was going to come back, and sure enough he's scheduled to fight on
Day 11.
Suckiwake Wakatakakage shaded to his left at the tachi-ai and focused too much
on a shove into M4 Sadanoumi's jaw, but that only left Wakatakakage's insides
fully exposed, and so Sadanoumi lurched his way into moro-zashi and easily
forced WTK back and across as he tried in desperation to escape. Hooboy. I see
all of these Wakatakakage signs and posters in the venue because the sheep have
been told that he's a hot rikishi, but this sumo today was just terrible. He
falls to 5-5 and was dominated here by the Sadamight who moves to 3-7 with the
nice win.
Ha ha,
I've never seen anyone kime-dashi'ed by the wrists before, but that's what
happened today in the M3 Midorifuji - Shodai bout. Midorifuji got moro-zashi
from the tachi-ai, and then there were a few maki-kae where neither party looked
to make the other one pay, and when Midorifuji found himself in moro-zashi
again, instead of rushing Shodai back and across, he retreated clear across the
dohyo with his legs sliding out from under him as Shodai tried to keep up with
both arms positioned outside of Midorifuji's wrists. They had to rule it
kime-dashi, but there was no pinching in from the outside by Shodai for sure.
This was just a silly bout of puff sumo where Midorifuji (5-5) threw the bout in
favor of Shodai (4-6).
In
the day's final bout, Takakeisho was paired against Komusubi Meisei, and this
was basically a carbon copy of Takakeisho's bout against Midorifuji a few days
earlier. Takakeisho failed to make an impact from the tachi-ai, and that allowed
Meisei to get in tight with the right arm to the inside, but instead of forcing
Takakeisho back, he just stood there near the edge and waited for Takakeisho to
execute a left kote-nage. The throw was awful, and there wasn't enough behind it
to hoist Meisei across, and so the Komusubi just dove down pretending as if he'd
been thrown.
Once again we have a supposed candidate for Yokozuna who can't win the tachi-ai
and can't advance across his starting lines against a 3-7 rikishi. There is
definitely no greatness here, and that's why the fans are watching other bouts.
At 9-1, Takakeisho looks weak and is not controlling the flow of his bouts, but
it doesn't matter in sumo.
The updated leaderboard is as follows:
9-1: Takakeisho
8-2: Onosho, Kotoshoho
Onosho and Kotoshoho are paired together tomorrow, so assuming that Kotonowaka
lets Takakeisho win, the leaderboard could be whittled down to just two bad
rikishi by the end of Day 11. It wouldn't surprise me a bit to see them dip down
to the three-loss tier if that happens.
Day 9 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Coming
off of a three day weekend here in the US, you'll forgive me for not spending a
lot of time on sumo. I did force myself to watch the bouts all three days, and
it's just amazing how low the Sumo Association is willing to stoop. The most
popular bout each day continues to be Asanoyama and whoever he fought in Juryo,
and then second place is always the Takakeisho bout. I think it's worth noting
as well the third place bout from Day 8 (as presented during the Day 9
broadcast) was the Wakatakakage - Midorifuji matchup.
Say what? Two dudes who ended Day 8 at 4-4 apiece is the third most appealing
bout of the day?? I suppose it is if you're just doing what you're told and
following the rikishi hyped in the media. If you step back and analyze what is
going on here, you can see that the fans are being force fed these stories, and
nothing right now that is a storyline this basho has been organic.
It's sad in a way, but I think all of this is best explained by examining the
history of the Ozeki going back the last few years.
Here's a good trivia question: Name the last Ozeki to take the Makuuchi yusho?
I'll bet if you asked that of any sumo fan in attendance on Day 9, they would
have answered Mitakeumi with Takakeisho or Shodai being the second and third
place answers, but the correct answer is Terunofuji, who took the yusho in May
of 2021 as an Ozeki.
Terunofuji quickly ascended to the Yokozuna rank after that, and we don't
associate him with "Ozeki sumo" because Ozeki sumo is nothing but yaocho.
If you ask the question, "Who was the last Japanese Ozeki to take the Makuuchi
yusho?", the answer would be Takakeisho at the 2020 Kyushu basho. So it's been
three years since a Japanese Ozeki took the yusho, and of couse that was all set
up and fake just like the yusho race has been this basho.
Who was the previous Japanese Ozeki to take the yusho prior to Takakeisho in
2020? That would be Kisenosato who had his first career yusho orchestrated for
him in January of 2017.
So...going back six years, only two Japanese Ozeki have taken the yusho. In
other words, we can expect a Japanese Ozeki to yusho about 5.5% of the time.
What does that say about the Ozeki rank and sumo in general?
I usually bring it up every basho and point out that the Ozeki are incapable of
carrying a basho, and even though Takakeisho is the sole leader through Day 9
here at the Hatsu basho, he is the one being carried by his opponents who are
falling for him left and right.
I
thought it interesting on Saturday and Sunday that Takakeisho had his ass kicked
by both Midorifuji and Nishikifuji, and yet, he somehow came away the victor. I
snapped this pic from Day 7 which shows Midorifuji with an insurmountable right
inside position about 12 seconds into his bout against Takakeisho, which means
the faux-zeki was gassed, and you can also see that Takakeisho has no secure
footing, and yet...Midorifuji just stood there in that position a second or two
waiting to be thrown.
It wasn't a blink or you missed it moment either. Midorifuji literally stood
there and waited for Takakeisho to muster enough gas to execute a left kote-nage
throw that threw Midorifuji wildly to the ground, so yet again, Takakeisho has
his ass handed to him and was bloodied in the process but still came away with
the win.
On Day 8, Nishikifuji refused to use his arms the first few seconds of the bout,
but Takakeisho couldn't dispatch him, and feeling as if he needed to do
something, Nishikifuji began mounting an offensive attack, and like his stable
mate the day before, he had Takakeisho on the ropes--literally--only to dive
forward and out in anticipation of a desperate Takakeisho side swipe. That swipe
didn't actually connect, but Nishikifuji just dove out anyway giving Takakeisho
another cheap win. This was Takakeisho after the bout as he squatted to receive
his prize money:
On Day 9, Sadanoumi didn't even try against Takakeisho. The dude did nothing at
the tachi-ai and then turned his left shoulder 90 degrees and waited for a final
shove to come from the faux-zeki before lightly hopping off of the dohyo in a
controlled fashion and softly landing on two feet. When a dude who is trying to
win gets pushed across, it's usually a scary landing, but today Sadanoumi's
intent was to go across the straw from the start, and that's why he was fully
able to control his landing. I'm sure someone said to the Sadanoumi camp,
"We'll throw in an extra 500K yen if you don't bloody our guy today."
It's all shullbit, but it's an effort for the Sumo Association to try and
legitimize the rikishi they are placing in the Ozeki rank who are just terrible.
Takakeisho is the easy favorite to yusho at this point, but he's still gotta
arrange five or six bouts, and it's not as easy of a process as you might think.
All it takes is one guy who comes from a stable that has no love for the
Takanohana prodigy, and Takakeisho could still suffer a bad loss, and that's
strictly where the drama lies for him the rest of the way. He has yet to win a
bout legitimately, and he's not the favorite against Meisei tomorrow in a
straight up bout. Meisei beat Takakeisho last basho, so we'll see what his camp
decides to do on Day 10.
The second storyline of the basho and perhaps the most popular one has been this
fake "run" by Asanoyama in the Juryo division. The last three days I've been
pausing the tape to watch the recap of the Asanoyama bout, and all three days
have been fixed bouts in favor of the former Ozeki.
Today against Gonoyama, Gonoyama henka'd to his left thinking about grabbing the
left outer, but that would have given him too good of a position, so he
abandoned that and waited for Asanoyama to square back up. As Asanoyama looked
to recover, his footing was terrible and unstable, and Gonoyama was in position
to easily push him over and down in the middle of the ring (as seen at right),
but he instead put a left hand towards Asanoyama's jaw and then just ran across
the ring to the other side.
It was an interesting move indeed, and even though he was setting the table for
Asanoyama, Asanoyama hadn't caused Gonoyama's movements to that point, and so he
wasn't prepared to finish him off. Asanoyama did rush his opponent, but Gonoyama
met him with some defensive tsuppari that kept him upright, and Gonoyama had the
perfect path to moro-zashi with Asanoyama's back to the edge. Instead of
capitalizing, he just stood there, however, and waited for a very weak right
kote-nage from the former Ozeki, and instead of being thrown down, Gonoyama had
to physically dive down towards his right because there was no meat on that
throw.
At every junction of the bout, Gonoyama was in complete control, and he even had
the better positioning at the edge should the bout have gone to a
nage-no-uchi-ai with Gonoyama's left scoop throw position vs. that terrible
right kote-nage we saw from Asanoyama.
As for
Asanoyama's Day 7 bout against Shimazuumi, we had this dandy ending that left
Shimazuumi practically doing the splits in the middle of the ring...the result
of an alleged Asanoyama belt "throw." What a crock this entire run has been in
Juryo, and the headlines are now saying that if Asanoyama runs the table, he
could be promoted for Makuuchi next basho.
Regardless of when he comes back to the division, you can already see what is
being orchestrated here, and I can only shake my head at the lows in which sumo
is willing to go in order to hype these has-been Japanese rikishi.
I don't know that there is a 3rd place story dominating the headlines, and the
yusho race certainly isn't going to draw anyone's attention with a leaderboard
at the end of Day 9 that looks like this:
8-1: Takakeisho
7-2: Onosho, Kotoshoho
I suppose it's good that they're not trying to rely on a yusho race to keep the
fans' attention because in order to manufacture an exciting leader board down
the stretch, they're going to have to give up on Takakeisho's yusho run. It's
damned if you do and damned if you don't.
In
other Day 9 news, Sekiwake Hoshoryu has withdrawn from the tournament after
hurting his left leg while taking a dive against Komusubi Wakamotoharu. WMH was
completely exposed at the tachi-ai, but instead of getting inside, Hoshoryu
backed up to the edge setting up what he thought would be a nage-no-uchi-ai of
his hurried right kote-nage against Wakamotoharu's left scoop throw, but instead
of this going to a basic nage-no-uchi-ai, Hoshoryu actually pivoted to the
outside of the throw and twisted his body down quickly before Wakamotoharu
touched down, and in the process, it appears that Hoshoryu's left toe got caught
in the straw, and it looked as if he suffered an ankle sprain. You look at that
pic, though, of the ending, and how is it possible to twist your opponent like
that with a scoop throw?
Either the Force is strong in guys like Wakamotoharu and Asanoyama, or the
theatrics to the endings of these bouts are over the top.
At least we had a pure ending in Shodai's hataki-komi "win" against Kiribayama:
Now that the holiday here is over, I'll be back in full force tomorrow to pick
up where I left off on Friday.
Day 6 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Following
on the heels of Tochinoshin's withdrawal yesterday, we learned that Okinoumi and
Takayasu have both withdrawn as well. Okinoumi announced is retirement the
morning of Day 7, and we learned that he will assume the oyakata name of
Kimigahama. I was kinda hoping he would apply for the sous chef job at
Chiyotairyu's yaki-niku joint, but to each his own. As for Takayasu, he
reportedly suffered a contusion in his right lower leg, and so he is done after
a jun-yusho performance in November.
Beyond the injury announcements, the foreign rikishi are clearly pulling back,
so it already looks like this will be an all-Japan affair in terms of the yusho
race, and then the Takakeisho Yokozuna run should continue to generate headlines
as long as his opponents keep cooperating.
Day 6 began with M16 Chiyomaru welcoming Akua up from Juryo, and Akua was
proactive moving forward at the tachi-ai, but he didn't do anything, and so Maru
sorta struck him with two hands up high and and then moved left as if to pull,
and from there he simply watched Akua (0-6) run himself clear out of the dohyo.
You watch a bout like this and it's surprising that even one of these dudes has
a win, but since they fought each other... Chiyomaru moves to an impressive 1-5!
M15 Tsurugisho and M14 Azumaryu hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, but
with Tsurugisho coming in too high, Azumaryu was able to get an outside grip on
the front of TS' belt essentially neutralizing Tsurugisho's inside position.
After a second or two pause, Azumaryu used that frontal belt grip to wrench
Tsurugisho over to the edge and across for the nice and easy force out win.
Azumaryu moves to 5-1 with the textbook win while Tsurugisho falls to 2-4.
M13 Kotoshoho came with his usual tachi-ai against M16 Takarafuji, which means
he made no impact whatsoever, and that allowed Takarafuji to move right and go
for a slight pull, and Kotoshoho just crumbled forward and down to his first
loss. When rikishi are truly hot, they have good tachi-ai, but Kotoshoho has
been buying all of his wins to this point, so to see him perform like this in a
straight up affair should not be a surprise. Both rikishi end the day at 5-1.
M14 Ichiyamamoto caught M13 Kotoeko with some nice tsuppari from the tachi-ai,
but he just couldn't help himself and positioned his arms up high as if to pull,
and he lost his momentum at that point. I think IYM realized his mistake and
quickly repented resuming that thrust attack, but with Kotoeko facing minimal
pressure, he was able to skirt left and pull Ichiyamamoto forward and down. The
sumo wasn't great here, but Kotoeko will take that it in moving to 4-2 while
Ichiyamamoto falls to 3-3.
M15 Mitoryu picked up the freebie moving to an even steven 3-3 due to Okinoumi's
withdrawal.
M11 Chiyoshoma kept his arms high from the start of his bout against M9
Takanosho, and so Takanosho connected on a decent thrust initially, but it was
Chiyoshoma dictating the pace by moving left and faking pulls the whole time
with his insides completely exposed. As Chiyoshoma moved clear across the ring
forcing his foe to give chase, Takanosho lost track of his footing and nearly
stepped beyond the straw, but he barely kept this footing, so they played on
where Chiyoshoma eventually took a fake dive from a Takanosho pull that really
didn't connect. Surprisingly, they called a mono-ii here and said that Takanosho
pulled Chiyoshoma's hair, so they gave the bout the Mongolians. Go figure.
Takanosho falls to 3-3 with the hansoku make while Chiyoshoma picks up his first
win at 1-5.
Before we move on, this bout was a great example of a fixed bout where the guy
who was supposed to win wasn't in control from the start. It was all Chiyoshoma
dictating everything including the fake fall, and so with Takanosho forced to
react to everything, he couldn't keep track of his footing when forced to chase
his foe across the dohyo.
M9 Endoh attempted the worst tachi-ai henka I've seen against M12 Kagayaki, but
the bout was obviously arranged beforehand, and so Kagayaki just put his hands
forward and then dove over towards the edge. I'm sure they'll be replaying this
one for years to come as Endoh oils his way to 4-2 while Kagayaki
falls--literally--to 2-4.
M10
Aoiyama won the tachi-ai without even trying by pushing into M8 Onosho's face,
but then Aoiyama went into pull mode without really pulling, and with the dude
retreating and keeping his hands high, Onosho was finally able to get an oshi
attack going, and as he did, Aoiyama just politely turned around 180 degrees at
the edge allowing Onosho to push him out from behind. The only thing that stood
out to me with Onosho's sumo was his terrible footwork at the tachi-ai, but
whatever. I'm used to this yaocho nonsense as both dudes end the day at 5-1.
M10 Hiradoumi was fearless in charging straight into M8 Ohho and getting the
right arm inside, and he coupled that with the left outer, and as Ohho stood
there defenseless, Hiradoumi pulled him with the left outer and then quickly
switched gears executing a nice scoop throw with the right arm that felled Ohho
with ease. Hiradoumi moves to 4-2 with the nice win while Ohho is still a goose
egg at 0-6.
During the intermission, they showed the Asanoyama - Roga bout from Juryo, and
the two hooked up in the gappuri migi yotsu position from the start, but Roga
quickly broke off Asanoyama's outer grip and took control of the bout with his
left outer. He refused to use his advantageous position, however, and then just
let go of Asanoyama's belt in the end and allowed himself to be forced out. That
makes two Asanoyama Juryo bouts I've watched now, and his opponents were
mukiryoku in both of them. So let it be written.
M6 Hokutofuji stayed low at the tachi-ai looking for the quick pull against M6
Myogiryu, and when that failed, Myogiryu turned the tables executing a
hataki-komi of his own and Hokutofuji looked to press back forward. Talk about
the dog days of the basho with all these lopsided or uncontested bouts as
Myogiryu limps forward to 2-4 and Hokutofuji falls to 3-3.
We finally got a straight up yotsu contest between M5 Ryuden and M5 Nishikigi
who hooked up in hidari-yotsu where Ryuden used his long right arm to secure a
right outer grip. At first it was on just one fold of NG's belt...that was
coming loose, but Ryuden kept his gal in snug as he retooled that grip to more
folds of the belt. Nishikigi stood strong against Ryuden's force-out attempts,
and he thought about a maki-kae midway, but Nishikigi was really cuffed and
stuffed in terms of executing his own offensive maneuver. After some good
wrenching of the belts, the ref stopped the action so they could cinch up
Nishikigi's loincloth, and from there, Ryuden proved the more persistent rikishi
using his belt grips to finally force Nishikigi back and across. Feels like I've
been waiting six days to see a bout like this one (because I have) as both
rikishi end the day at 4-2.
M4 Sadanoumi kept his arms non-committed as he moved towards M7 Ura at the
tachi-ai, and the key to beating Ura--beyond merely showing up--is to latch onto
him and then use your strength advantage, but Sadanoumi just stood there
pretending as if he had the right arm inside, and he just went limp allowing Ura
to score the linear force-out win. As if. Ura is gifted 3-3 while Sadanoumi
falls to 2-4.
M2 Mitakeumi moved forward proactively at the tachi-ai against M4 Nishikifuji
getting the left arm inside, and he hurried his force-out charge despite not
having NFJ pinned in close. It wouldn't matter today because Nishikifuji passed
up on a wide open counter tsuki and just went with the flow allowing himself to
be forced back and across with little fanfare. Mitakeumi bought this one in
moving to 3-3 while Nishikifuji is a quiet 2-4.
Komusubi Kiribayama pretended he was in a hot tsuppari contest with M1 Daieisho,
but Kiribayama spent more time thrusting up into thin air while backing his way
up. Daieisho never really did connect with Kiribayama's torso, and it was the
Komusubi who sloppily let his right foot slide across the straw without being
pushed out. Watch the slow motion tape. Daieisho buys one here at 5-1 while
Kiribayama plays team ball at 3-3.
Komusubi Meisei crushed fellow Komusubi Kotonowaka back from the tachi-ai before
maintaining that momentum and bodying Baby Waka back to the edge, but Meisei
refused to get an arm inside or moro-zashi, which was open. He also
refused to grab the belt, so when Kotonowaka lamely skirted right and went for a
weak pull at the edge, Meisei complied and just dove to the dirt. The announcers
afterwards could only say of Kotonowaka's sumo, "There's a few things he needs
to work on." I'd say. He moves to 2-4 with the obvious gift while Meisei knows
his place at 1-5.
Sekiwake
Wakatakakage has officially been demoted to Suckiwake status. Today against M2
Tamawashi, he lamely henka'd to his left, and it wasn't that good, but instead
of trying to square back up, Tamawashi complied and put both palms to the dirt a
second in. Just great as both dudes finish the day at 3-3.
M1 Tobizaru beat Shodai back from the tachi-ai, but similarly to Meisei, instead
of getting inside or finishing up what he started, he began to backpedal and
feign pulls, but all he was really doing was setting himself up at the edge for
the final shove from Shodai. Great example of the loser doing all the work and
then giving up the win to a hapless rikishi as Shodai begs his way to 2-4 while
Tobizaru falls to the same mark.
Komusubi Wakamotoharu picked up the freebie after Takayasu's withdrawal moving
WMH to 3-3.
Sekiwake
Hoshoryu slammed into M3 Midorifuji hard from the tachi-ai knocking Midori-chan
back a bit, but instead of capitalizing on the tachi-ai win, Hoshoryu puts his
arms out wide giving Midorifuji moro-zashi. Midorifuji still couldn't do
anything with it, and so Hoshoryu brought his right arm inside and did nothing
with it, and I think the Mongolia was ready to take a dive from a kata-sukashi
from Midorifuji's right side, but the latter was so out of sorts, he couldn't
attempt it. In the end, Hoshoryu drove Midorifuji hard to the edge and then
pretended to go for a watashi-komi with the left, but instead of executing the
move, he just dove out and made sure his left shoulder touched down first. You
look at that pic there and watch the slow motion replays, and there is no way
that Midorifuji could have caused that fall by Hoshoryu.
I hear the word "science" thrown around politically a lot these days by people
who make arguments that are as baseless as the presumption that all sumo
wrestling bouts are real, but what about "physics"? That's probably the easiest
way to tell a fake bout. Did the victor really apply enough force to cause the
loser to take such a fall? Regardless of that, Hoshoryu dives to 4-2 while
Midorifuji oils his way to the same record.
In
the day's final bout, M3 Abi connected well into Takakeisho's neck at the
tachi-ai, but he purposefully held his right tsuki in place too long so
Takakeisho could sorta swipe with the left. The inashi was weak and had no
momentum behind it (think physics again), but Abi just went with it and ran
himself away from Takakeisho and to the edge, but Takakeisho still couldn't
bully him across because he hadn't forced Abi's movement in that direction. As
Takakeisho looked to catch up, Abi went for a kachi-age that actually worked,
but instead of taking advantage, he moved back to his left and just stepped out.
Takakeisho was actually moving away from his opponent at the end when the
supposed final oshi came, and this was just a puff bout of sumo where Abi did
all the work.
Takakeisho is as bigga fraud as there is in sumo as he begs his way to 5-1 while
Abi graciously falls to that same mark. All of Abi's wins have not been straight
up this basho, but you watch this bout and can easily tell he's a superior
rikishi to Takakeisho.
They lowered the man-in on-rei banners today, which was a bit of a stretch, but
both weekend days should be close to sell-outs. I guess since sumo is the only
gig in town right now, the people are still showing up.
We'll see what happens over the weekend.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) As
I was fast-forwarding in between bouts on Day 4, I noticed out of the corner of
my eye that the most streamed bout from the day before was the Day 3 matchup
between Asanoyama and Hakuyozan. I made a mental note of the fact that a bout
from Juryo was #1 and then made sure to watch for the most streamed bouts from
Day 4 during today's broadcast, and sure enough, it was the Asanoyama -
Tsushimanada contest from Day 4. I stopped fast forwarding and actually watched
the bout from Day 4, and Tsushimanada made no attempt to win. The bout was over
in about three seconds and featured a linear yori-kiri for Asanoyama where
Tsushimanada was as mukiryoku as you please.
I find it interesting that Asanoyama is the hottest topic so far of the Hatsu
basho. What does it say about the quality of the Makuuchi rikishi that people
are most focused on a J12 rikishi who is coming off of a recent year-long
suspension for not only breaking Covid rules and patronizing tittie bars but
then blatantly lying to sumo officials about it when they opened an
investigation into the matter? And what does it say about Takakeisho...a
so-called Ozeki who is being shown up by a rikishi in Juryo whose already 28
years old?
I've always been fascinated by the politics of sumo, and I suppose that was a
key reason in starting Sumotalk over 20 years ago, and the first five days of
this basho has been fueled solely by politics and not the sumo content exhibited
in the ring.
The day began with M14 Ichiyamamoto bringing a weak tachi-ai against M15
Tsurugisho, and IYM's feet were slipping all over the place as he tried to mount
a tsuppari attack. It was weak for sure, but Tsurugisho wasn't looking to do
anything but lose, and so when Ichiyamamoto went for a lame pull, TS (2-3) just
flopped forward and down giving Ichiyamamoto the cheap win at 3-2.
M16 Chiyomaru came with weak kachi-age from the tachi-ai against M13 Kotoeko
looking to do no damage, and it wasn't as if Kotoeko was getting snug either.
The two were social distanced across the starting lines for a few seconds before
Chiyomaru faked a pull or two, which was really an excuse to back up near the
straw, and finally Kotoeko came forward giving chase and lightly pushing into
Chiyomaru's shelf gut sending him back across the tawara. Ho hum in another
lackluster bout as Kotoeko oils his way to 3-2 while Chiyomaru falls to 0-5, and
as far as I'm concerned, they soiled the tsuki-dashi kimari-te by declaring it
the winning technique here.
M13
Kotoshoho has been buying his bouts this basho hand over fist, and today against
M15 Mitoryu was no different. The two hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai
and Mitoryu pretended as if the left outer grip was too far away. It obviously
wasn't, and so with Kotoshoho attempting no sort of attack, Mitoryu
finally...and easily grabbed the left outer, and after gathering his wits, he
feigned an uwate-nage, but instead of positioning himself to the side of his
foe, he just dragged Kotoshoho by the belt into his own body and lightly
crumbled across the straw all of his own volition. What a crock.
Let's go down the list of sumo you'd expect from a 5-0 dude:
1. He won the tachi-ai: no
2. He defended the outside grip: no
3. He secured his own outside grip: no
4. He went on the attack: no
5. He executed the winning throw: no
That's why they use the word "gaman" or patience all the time for fake
bouts. The guy who ends up benefiting has to sit there and wait for his opponent
to do all the work. It's unbelievable that anybody buys this as Kotoshoho is a
weak 5-0 while Mitoryu knows his place at 2-3. As for the explanation afterwards
from Sakaigawa-oyakata on how Kotoshoho won the bout: his body was more limber.
I see...
M14 Azumaryu and M12 Okinoumi struck chests well at the tachi-ai coming away in
hidari-yotsu, and it was Azumaryu who worked his way to the outside right grip,
and once obtained, he easily forced Okinoumi back and across. Okinoumi has lost
the will to live at 0-5 while Azumaryu is a nifty 4-1.
M16 Takarafuji moves to 4-1 after picking up the freebie due to M11
Tochinoshin's withdrawal. With a final record of 2-13, Tochinoshin is a lock for
Juryo in March.
M12 Kagayaki put a right hand into M10 Hiradoumi's jaw at the tachi-ai and
coulda used that to set anything up, but instead of grabbing a left outer grip
or pressing forward, he let Hiradoumi get the right inside, and as Hiradoumi
went for the yori-kiri, Kagayaki played along without attempting to counter with
a left kote-nage or left tsuki...two moves that were wide open. Hiradoumi is a
cheap 3-2 while Kagayaki is 2-3.
M11 Chiyoshoma henka'd wildly to his right hoping that M9 Endoh would just push
him out, but Endoh wasn't positioned to capitalize, and so Chiyoshoma began
wildly retreating around the ring going for fake pulls, and after about four
seconds of uncontrolled sumo, Chiyoshoma stepped back and out before Endoh hit
the deck. Chiyoshoma threw this one for sure in falling to 0-5 while Endoh ekes
his way to 3-2.
M10
Aoiyama won the tachi-ai easily keeping M8 Ohho at bay with defensive tsuppari,
and you could tell a few seconds in that Aoiyama was looking for the lazy pull,
but Ohho stood his ground fairly well and even looked close to taking advantage
of an Aoiyama pull attempt, but the Happy Bulgar is just too experienced at this
and managed to pull SlowHo down in the end. I'm trying to think if we've had a
good bout of sumo to this point, and I think the answer is now as Aoiyama moves
to 5-0 with Ohho the opposite at 0-5.
M9 Takanosho and M7 Ura were out of sync at the tachi-ai; in fact, both dudes
had fists on the ground a second before they finally charged. Well, charge isn't
the best word to use. Ura ducked low and Takanosho slapped him down with ease,
and for good measure, Ura somersaulted over for no reason. This is clown sumo as
Takanosho moves to 3-2 while Ura falls to 2-3.
The most glaring aspect of M8 Onosho's sumo to this point is that he hasn't been
winning his tachi-ai, and yet, he's a magical 4-0 coming in against M5 Ryuden.
Onosho was proactive today for sure moving forward and attempting to neutralize
Ryuden with some shoves, but Ryuden fought it off and secured moro-zashi easy as
you please, and form there, Ryuden showed no mercy by forcing Onosho back and
across. Onosho falls to 4-1 after the sound defeat while Ryuden moves to 3-2.
M6 Hokutofuji tried to work his way up and under M4 Sadanoumi from the tachi-ai,
but he couldn't get the Sadamight off balance and on his tip toes, and the
result was Sadanoumi moving laterally and getting the firm right inside with the
left close. Instead of give up moro-zashi, Hokutofuji attempted a desperate
pull, but Sadanoumi (2-3) read it well and used his foe's backwards momentum
against him shoving Hokutofuji (3-2) back and across with some oomph.
M5 Nishikigi was a hair late at the tachi-ai against M4 Nishikifuji, but Gi was
too big of a load for Fuji to move around, and so Nishikigi got the dominant
left arm to the inside and forced Midorifuji back and down faster than you can
say failed retreat. Nishikigi landed on his opponent at the side of the deck
adding insult to injury, and this was a good display form Nishikigi who finds
himself at 4-1 while Nishikifuji falls to 2-3.
M6 Myogiryu kept his arms high and wide at the tachi-ai gifting M3 Midorifuji
moro-zashi, but Midori-chan was having a tough time budging Myogiryu back, and
with Myogiryu just standing there not looking to win, Midorifuji gave up his
left inside as Myogiryu locked him out of the grip. From there, Myogiryu could
have easily scored a kime-dashi win, and he instinctively lifted Midorifuji up
high as if to charge, but he halted that and stood there like a bump on a log
waiting for Midorifuji to make a move. Said move was a poorly executed uchi-muso
that barely made contact if at all, but that was Myogiryu's cue to take the knee
and give Midorifuji the cheap win. I just about threw up in my mouth when
Sakaigawa-oyakata said, "Myogiryu was defending against the kata-sukashi so
that's why he wasn't ready for the uchi-muso." Huh? It's just drivel as
Midorifuji buys his way to 3-2 while Myogiryu falls to 1-4.
M2 Mitakeumi got the left arm inside nicely at the tachi-ai against Komusubi
Wakamotoharu, but Mitakeumi hurried his force out charge without securing WMH in
place with the right arm, and so Wakamotoharu was able to stand his ground at
the edge, secure a right outer grip against the too-tall Mitakeumi, and then
escape to his left because Mitakeumi hadn't secured him in place with the right.
From that point, Mitakeumi was gassed, and so Wakamotoharu used his right outer
grip to keep Mitakeumi in place as he forced the former faux-zeki back and
across with ease. Both dudes end the day at 2-3, and this was a nice comeback
from WMH after losing the tachi-ai.
M1 Tobizaru henka'd wildly to his right, and the move was poor, but Komusubi
Kiribayama just played along and put both palms to the dirt before crab walking
his way clear off the dohyo. Kiribayama (3-2) could have shifted on a dime here
for sure, but he played along giving Tobizaru the cheap win and 2-3 record.
Komusubi
Meisei caught Shodai by the neck at the tachi-ai knocking him upright, and
Shodai attempted the only move he seems capable of these days.. an inashi swipe
as he moved right, but Meisei easily survived, and as Shodai look to square back
up, Meisei grabbed him in the kote grip and escorted Shodai over to the
edge before pushing him out. Sakaigawa seemed really frustrated as to why Shodai
can't do better sumo, but when has Shodai ever done legit sumo?? Both rikishi
end the day at 1-4.
Suckiwake
Takayasu came with dual kachi-age that knocked Komusubi Kotonowaka back from the
tachi-ai and really left him vulnerable, but instead of storming forward,
Takayasu alternated neck pushes that looked defensive. Kotonowaka tried to move
laterally and go for a pull, and Takayasu responded with a bad pull of his own,
and after a very sloppy start to the bout, the two finally hooked up in
migi-yotsu. Neither dude had an outer grip, so after resting for 30 seconds or
so, Kotonowaka went for a left kote-nage that threw Takayasu off balance enough
to where he was able to push him out in the end. This was very unorthodox sumo
start to finish, and it's not the way they draw it up, so no wonder
Sakaigawa-oyakata said Kotonowaka won today due to "gaman." Both rikishi
stand at 1-4 after the bout, and "gaman" feels like what I've been doing
this entire broadcast.
Sekiwake
Hoshoryu easily beat M1 Daieisho back from the tachi-ai with a quick hari-zashi
tachi-ai slapping with the left and getting the right arm inside, and all
Hoshoryu had to do was continue his forward momentum against an out of sorts
Daieisho, but he stopped his charge for no reason other than to throw the bout,
and that he did by suddenly retreating back and slightly to his right near the
edge, and the final shoves from Daieisho were just a spot on a match. Hoshoryu
was mukiryoku here as both rikishi end the day at 4-1, and it was only a matter
of time before Hoshoryu took one for team Japan.
M3 Abi
came wildly from the tachi-ai looking for his usual moro-te-zuki, but he didn't
connect that strongly, but for whatever reason, Wakatakakage just moved wildly
right letting his right foot step way beyond the straw as he took a knee with
the left. I'm not going to speculate on exactly what was going on here, but an
objective view of this bout is that the sumo content was poor. Abi did not
connect squarely with that initial tachi-ai, and there was no move that would
have caused WTK to react like that, and if this bout was straight up...what does
it say about Wakatakakage going down like a house of cards to that? Abi moves to
5-0 with the win while Wakatakakage falls to 2-3.
In
the day's final bout, M2 Tamawashi offered two hands towards Takakeisho at the
tachi-ai, but he then brought the hands and arms up high completely exposing his
insides to his foe, and Takakeisho knowing this bout was fixed coming in was
able to execute a forward moving charge to which Tamawashi offered zero defense.
It was over in maybe three seconds, and you can see that the Tamawashi camp
wasn't going to stand in the way of this so-called Yokozuna run.
Takakeisho moves to 4-1 with the gift, and if he can somehow run the table and
get promoted, what's going to make him any different from that failed Yokozuna
experiment with Kisenosato? Takakeisho draws Abi tomorrow, so it will be
interesting to see what Abi decides to do. Abi's sumo isn't exactly sound, but
he can kick Takakeisho's ass if he wants to.
Back at it tomorrow.
Day 4 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Already
by Day 4 we are getting a sense of the direction in which this basho is headed.
Out of the gate, the Sumo Association has been highlighting the new blood who is
expected to fill out the elite ranks of the banzuke in the next few years. Those
names have included Wakatakakage, Kotonowaka, and today's featured rikishi,
Wakamotoharu. They also focused a bit on Abi and his fresh yusho board hanging
in the rafters. I think it's a bit of a sore spot to highlight guys like Abi and
Asanoyama who were both punished for breaking Covid rules and patronizing the
strip clubs, but beggars can't be choosers. With Wakatakakage, Kotonowaka, and
the like stumbling out of the gate, they'll take whatever they can get as long
as they can hype a Japanese rikishi.
The day began with M15 Mitoryu catching M16 Takarafuji by the neck from the
tachi-ai, but Mitoryu didn't have the de-ashi to take his foe straight back.
After a bit of social distancing, the two banged bodies again, and Takarafuji's
right hand/fingers got jammed in Mitoryu's girth at which point the veteran
immediately let up and allowed himself to be softly pushed out of the ring. I'm
not sure it he broke some fingers or whether it was the wrist, but Takarafuji
(3-1) withdrew mid bout here giving Mitoryu the win and 2-2 record.
M16 Chiyomaru gave M14 Azumaryu his best shot with a tsuppari attack from the
tachi-ai, but Azumaryu was able to fight it off after a brief retreat, and from
there he forced the bout to migi-yotsu where he grabbed the secure left outer
grip. After gathering his wits for a second or two, he dashi-nage'd Chiyomaru
over to the edge and dumped him across for the nice comeback win. Azumaryu moves
to 3-1 with the V while Chiyomaru falls to 0-4.
M15 Tsurugisho executed a mild hari-zashi tachi-ai against M13 Kotoeko slapping
with the left and getting the right arm inside. As for Kotoeko, he was moving to
his own left from the tachi-ai, but Tsurugisho maintained momentum and the
inside position. Tsurugisho could have wrapped Eko up into a nice bow at any
moment during this bout and tossed him across the straw, but he was mukiryoku
and ultimately let Kotoeko force him out even though Eko did nothing to set it
up. Both rikishi end the day at 2-2.
M14 Ichiyamamoto caught M12 Okinoumi with a nice tsuki to the throat at the
tachi-ai, and instead of trying to swipe away the arms, Okinoumi just stood
there and went with it. A good rikishi would have scored the quick tsuki-dashi
win here--especially against a mukiryoku opponent (which Okinoumi was), but
Ichiyamamoto didn't trust in his skills and went for the cheap pull instead to
which Okinoumi played along and flopped forward and down. IYM moves to 2-2 while
Okinoumi falls to 0-4 and has apparently been picking Chiyotairyu's brain on the
logistics of opening a yaku-niku restaurant.
M11
Tochinoshin came with high, ineffective kachi-age against M13 Kotoshoho at the
tachi-ai, and he kept his arms high as the bout morphed to migi-yotsu. Instead
of reaching for an outer grip with the left, The Private fiddled with that arm
up high and in an unnatural position so much so that his shoulder popped out of
it's socket. That gave Kotoshoho the easy force-out win in the end, and
Tochinoshin has withdrawn from the basho with a dislocated shoulder. And you
could totally see the left shoulder hang four or five centimeters lower than the
right. Sucks for him as he'll likely fall to Juryo. As for Kotoshoho, he buys
his fourth win now at checking in at 4-0.
M10
Aoiyama was flat-footed at the tachi-ai putting his arms forward towards M12
Kagayaki in tsuppari fashion, but Aoiyama was way too upright for his own good.
Kagayaki moved forward but not with any power, and then with Aoiyama nearing the
straw he sorta went for a pull, and Kagayaki just dove down and flipped over in
wild fashion. There was little to no pressure from either party in this one, and
that Kagayaki flop was painfully obvious. Aoiyama moves to 4-0 with the gift
while Kagayaki falls to 2-2.
The fake falls would continue as M11 Chiyoshoma easily won the tachi-ai against
M10 Hiradoumi catching him by the neck and pulling him off balance. At that
point Chiyoshoma grabbed the back of Hiradoumi's belt but didn't dispatch his
compromised foe. Rather, he waited for a weak Hiradoumi tsuki with the left, and
then Chiyoshoma just dove across the straw. The Mongolian literally orchestrated
the flow of this entire bout as he falls to 0-4 while Hiradoumi picks up the
cheap win at 2-2.
M8 Onosho's 4-0 start has been as soft as his tachi-ai. Against M9 Endoh today,
he made zero impact, but it didn't matter. The bout was compromised and Endoh
immediately went limp allowing Onosho to then push him back and across like a
tough guy. It's all inflated. Onosho did not set that momentum up from the
tachi-ai. He took advantage of a willing opponent as he greases his way to 4-0.
As for Endoh, he takes the cash at 2-2 and even the announcers noted watching
the replays of Endoh, "He never once tried to get to the inside." Uh, yeah.
M8 Ohho was weak at the tachi-ai allowing M9 Takanosho to best him with a decent
tsuppari attack, and as Ohho looked to move laterally, Takanosho pushed into his
side and turned him around 180 degrees easily dispatching the fruit of Taiho's
loins in mere seconds. Takanosho moves to 2-2 with the easy win while the piper
continues to call in the favors against Ohho, who falls to 0-4.
The tachi-ai between M5 Ryuden and M7 Ura was completely out of sync and should
have been called back, but they got lazy and let it stand, so after a moment of
awkwardness, Ryuden grabbed a right outer grip and used it to position himself
to the side of Ura, and after letting Ura hang around far longer than was
necessary, he finally dragged him over and down leaving both rikishi at 2-2.
Is it me or does it feel like M4 Nishikifuji and M6 Myogiryu have fought every
day this basho?? It's a good thing we only get to see their match once because
after a short tussle at the tachi-ai, Myogiryu anticipated a NFJ pull too
quickly and just put his palms to the dirt right there in the center of the ring
before the pull really came. Nice bitta yaocho here as Nishikifuji moves to 2-2
while Myogiryu falls to 1-3.
M5 Nishikigi wrapped both arms around M4 Sadanoumi's own arms from the tachi-ai
and then just kime'd him back to the straw. As Sadanoumi tried to resist, he
broke off Nishikigi's death grips, and so Nishikigi shoved him in the chest that
final half step beyond the tawara for the lopsided win. Nishikigi moves to 3-1
if you need him while Sadanoumi falls to 1-3.
M6 Hokutofuji came with his usual right kachi-age left arm up high tachi-ai
against M3 Midorifuji as if to set up a pull, but that allowed Midorifuji to oil
his way into moro-zashi. No matter, however, because Hokutofuji was trying to
win, and so he used his strength advantage to wrap up both of Midorifuji's arms
form the outside and just kime-dashi him back and across. Hokutofuji moves to
3-1 with the nice win while Midorifuji falls to 2-2.
Komusubi Kiribayama and Komusubi Kotonowaka appeared to go to hidari-yotsu from
the tachi-ai, but KBY was pushing into Kotonowaka's chin with the left instead
of getting it inside. After Baby Waka tried to push his foe away, the bout
turned to migi-yotsu where Kiribayama got the solid left outer grip. I thought
Kiribayama was in prime position to attack from that point, but he allowed
Kotonowaka to square back up, and the bout quickly turned to a decent
nage-no-uchi-ai with Kiribayama's inside scoop throw challenging Kotonowaka's
outer right. Because Kiribayama had dictated everything to this point, his scoop
throw easily won out, but it was a good finish at the edge. Kiribayama moves to
3-1 with the win while Kotonowaka is still searching for a legit win at 0-4.
Komusubi Meisei won the tachi-ai against Komusubi Wakamotoharu and had the open
path to moro-zashi, but he kept just the left arm inside and let WMH get his own
left inside to send the bout to hidari-yotsu. Still, WMH was up high and Meisei
had the clear path to the right outside grip, but instead of taking it, he let
Wakamotoharu level the playing field and square his body back up so he wasn't so
upright. From that point, Wakamotoharu grabbed a right outer grip, but he didn't
smother Meisei with it because he hadn't set it up with his own sumo; it was all
Meisei dictating the pace out there. The two settled in tight to some nice
applause from the crowd, and after gathering their wits, Meisei got his own
right outer, and the gappuri match stalled a bit until Meisei drove Wakamotoharu
quickly to the edge. He had his foe beaten at that point (he had him
beaten
throughout the match if he'da wanna), but Meisei stood up high at the edge,
relented on his right inside position just leaving that hand in no-man's land,
and then generously let Wakamotoharu counter tsuki him down and off the dohyo.
Both dudes touched down first, and they called a mono-ii with Meisei taking a
long time to get up. I mean, they say if someone lets up in the ring, they'll
get hurt, and this was a picture perfect example. In the do-over, Meisei henka'd
weakly to his left and just stood there waiting for Wakamotoharu's oshi attack,
and WMH had the fork in Meisei in under two seconds. You start the broadcast by
highlighting Wakamotoharu, and so they gave him the cheap win today to get him
off the winless schneid. The end result was a very entertaining fake bout that
gave WMH his first win at 1-3 while Meisei settles for 0-4 and a bit of cash.
Speaking
of giving a winless guy his first dubyah, M1 Tobizaru henka'd to his left
against Suckiwake Takayasu, but Tobizaru had no plan other than to stand there
and take a beating. Takayasu didn't exactly wield the beating stick, however,
opting to put his hand against Tobizaru's face, and after a few touches,
Tobizaru stepped his right foot way across the straw intentionally and then
flopped over. I'm not sure where they got the tsuki-dashi kimari-te because
Takayasu never connected on a tsuki that resulted in Tobizaru's fall. Whatever
as both dudes end the day at 1-3.
M2
Tamawashi pulverized Sekiwake Hoshoryu from the tachi-ai with some powerful
tsuki that sent the Sekiwake over and nearly down, but instead of finishing him
off, Tamawashi just stood tall and wide open allowing Hoshoryu to recover and
get to the inside, and the Sekiwake lifted up on the front of Tamawashi's belt
and drove him back and across moro-zashi style in the end. How can you watch
this bout and not comment on Tamawashi's awesome tachi-ai and then clear mistake
of keeping his hips high and hands wide? But they didn't say a word about it.
Tamawashi obviously gave one to his fellow countryman here as Hoshoryu moves to
an undeserved 4-0 with Tamawashi graciously falling to 3-1.
M1
Daieisho kicked Sekiwake Wakatakakage's ass today catching him from the tachi-ai
with a sweet tsuppari attack and then driving him back and across with a paw to
the neck. WTK was completely overmatched here as Daieisho moves to 3-1 With
Wakatakakage falling to 2-2. It's so obvious that Daieisho is superior to guys
like Wakatakakage and Takakeisho and Abi, but for whatever reason, they're not
making him a star.
M3 Abi stood Shodai straight up at the tachi-ai with two hands to the neck, but
credit Shodai for connecting on a minor inashi with the left that sent Abi
sideways a bit, but Shodai couldn't follow it up with anything, and so Abi
finally got into gear and shoved Shodai across the dohyo and out. This was a
pretty lopsided affair, but Shodai did score on one minor counter move. He still
falls to 1-3, and I think he can qualify for Ozeki again with 10 wins, but that
ain't gonna happen. As for Abi, he moves to 4-0 with a nice, legit win.
In
the day's final affair, M2 Mitakeumi kept his arms wide and allowed Takakeisho
to just target the middle of his chest with some nice thrusts, and Mitakeumi
didn't seem as if he wanted to counter or fight back, and so Takakeisho had him
pushed back and across in about three seconds. Credit Takakeisho for the forward
attack, but this usually happens when he knows the fix is in. The faux-zeki
and...let's see if I can type this with a straight face...Yokozuna contender
moves to 3-1 while Mitakeumi settles for 2-2.
There was a decent crowd on hand today, but nowhere close having the sell out
banners lowered. If they can keep high-profile Japanese rikishi in the yusho
hunt, it should be a successful start to the year for sumo in terms of
maintaining fan interest. I don't think they're growing it here, but right now
it's just a matter of survival.
Day 3 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
Day 3 broadcast began with an in-depth look at the career of former Yokozuna
Kotozakura, and then they attempted to make comparisons with his grandson,
Komusubi Kotonowaka, on our current banzuke. This follows the theme of "Who's
the next Japanese rikishi to assume an elite rank on the banzuke?" they began on
Day 1. You notice how they won't do a similar feature on Hoshoryu and compare
him to Uncle Asa, and it's a sign of the subjective coverage of sumo. And I
understand why the coverage of this sport has to be subjective, but to pretend
that it doesn't happen is simply being obtuse.
In case you're wondering (and I know you are!), the career comparisons to this
point between grandfather and grandson are as follows.
Kotonowaka vs. Gramps
Entered Sumo: Age 17 and Age 17
Makuuchi Debut: Age 22 and Age 22
Sanyaku Debut: Age 25 and Age 23
Ozeki Promotion: Age 26 for Kotozakura
Yokozuna Promotion: Age 32 for Kotozakura
This is not the Sumo Association's calling its shot in regards to Kotonowaka's
promotion up the banzuke. Rather, they are signaling to the fans, "Don't worry.
Someone's coming. We're not sure if it's Kotonowaka, but someone's coming." It
was Wakatakakage on Monday and now Kotonowaka this morning. The Association
knows the banzuke is way too lean for anyone's good, and they're trying to
address it. An organic banzuke we don't have; otherwise, we'd see dudes like
Tamawashi, Hoshoryu, and Kiribayama already in the elite ranks.
Let's switch things up a bit and start with the final bout of the today because
it totally fits the narrative of subjective media coverage.
A main storyline heading into the tournament was possible promotion of
Takakeisho to Yokozuna pending his performance in January. The meyasu for
number of wins was given at 14, so coming off of his loss yesterday, the dude's
basically gotta run the table.
Today
he was paired against M1 Daieisho, and the M1 came out hot from the tachi-ai
using a very good tsuppari attack to knock the faux-zeki up high, and then
Daieisho instinctively went for an offensive pull that would have worked had he
followed through on it. You knew at that point he wasn't trying to defeat
Takakeisho because he had him completely set up, and so now it was waiting for
Takakeisho to connect on something legit enough for Daieisho to take his dive.
Well,
that wasn't happening either. Daieisho was dominating the tsuppari contest even
when moving backwards with his feet instead of forward, but with Takakeisho
offering nothing, the bout quickly moved back in favor of Daieisho where he
drove Takakeisho back to the edge with the latter staring at the rafters, but
instead of finishing off his business, Daieisho just ran to his right as if he'd
been swiped and put both palms to the dirt. And that was that.
Takakeisho got his ass kicked today, and he was bloodied out there both
literally and figuratively, but wouldn't ya know it...it was Takakeisho who came
away with the win. Of course.
During the bout, language such as "who can gaman more than the other?"
was used instead of calling it straight up as in, "Daieisho is connecting on
haymakers!" After the bout, Aminishiki in the mukou-joumen chair could only
babble, but the one coherent thing he did say was, "The flow was definitely in
favor of Daieisho."
Afterwards in the funny papers, the headlines were quoting Commissioner Hakkaku
as praising Takakeisho because he did "gaman" well. It's just
unbelievable to me how they're all working in concert to spin this. Everybody
saw Takakeisho get his ass kicked today by Daieisho (2-1), and everybody saw
that phony ending. But...Takakeisho comes away with the win moving to 2-1, and
all is supposedly well in Sumo. For now at least.
Before we get to the other bouts, I would be shocked if Takakeisho's remaining
12 opponents cooperate the way the Daieisho camp did today. The back halls of
the Sumo Association are quite similar to what we saw in the United States
Congress last week with the Republicans' infighting and negotiating behind
closed doors in order to agree on a speaker of the house. There are different
factions among the Sumo elders, and they are not all lock, stock, and barrel
with each other.
Ok, enough of that. Let's move back down to the bottom of the banzuke and work
our way up starting with M16 Takarafuji vs. M14 Azumaryu. Azumaryu was lethargic
from the tachi-ai as Takarafuji bumped chests well, and then shortly after the
initial charge, Azumaryu went for the stupidest pull attempt you'll ever see,
and he was just gifting Takarafuji a path to the inside. T-Fuji took it getting
the left arm inside and uncontested right outer grip, and the yori-kiri was as
uncontested as the tachi-ai. Ho hum as Takarafuji moves to 3-0 while Azumaryu
falls to 2-1.
In a similar bout in terms of one dude being completely mukiryoku and out of
sorts, M16 Chiyomaru did nothing to establish a presence at the tachi-ai opting
to stand straight up and just absorb M14 Ichiyamamoto's tsuppari attack. And the
offensive wasn't even that great, but with Chiyomaru willing to just go
backwards, IYM had him pushed out once, twice, three times a lady. Ichiyamamoto
buys one here in moving to 1-2 while Chiyomaru falls to 0-3 without a care in
the world.
M13 Kotoeko was proactive from the tachi-ai getting the right arm inside against
M15 Mitoryu, and he quickly went for the force-out without having anything on
the left side, and so near the edge, Mitoryu was able to counter easily by
slipping left and spilling Kotoeko across and down with a picture perfect
counter tsuki-otoshi. Both dudes finish the day at 1-2.
M15 Tsurugisho connected on a good hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping with the right
and getting the left arm inside of M13 Kotoshoho, and the M13 didn't know what
hit him as Tsurugisho drove him quickly to the edge, but the fix was in here,
and so instead of Tsurugisho finishing off his bidness, he just dove to his left
and put his elbow to the dirt before Kotoshoho had stepped out. I mean,
Kotoshoho didn't even offer a counter tsuki with the left; Tsurugisho just
flopped down. Kotoshoho buys his 3-0 start while TS definitely had room to sell
at 2-1.
M11 Tochinoshin and M12 Okinoumi hooked up in migi-yotsu where Shin had a
stifling left outer grip, and so the Private just forced his foe back to the
edge two seconds in. At some point, Okinoumi had maki-kae'd getting his left arm
inside, but he was too far gone and couldn't defend himself against
Tochinoshin's sheer size pressing in on him. This was a simple yori-kiri that
saw Tochinoshin move to 2-1 while Okinoumi falls to 0-3.
M11 Chiyoshoma was high at the tachi-ai against M12 Kagayaki giving the M12
anything he wanna, but Kagayaki didn't come hard from the charge, and so
Chiyoshoma moved to his left going for a wild pull where he stepped beyond the
straw about a half meter before pulling Kagayaki down. What a meaningless bout
this was where the loser dominated start to finish. Chiyoshoma falls to 0-3
while Kagayaki moves to 2-1.
M10 Hiradoumi was able to sneak two hands in tight at the tachi-ai against M9
Endoh thrusting towards his face, but Endoh was able to wrap up those extended
arms from the outside and throw Hiradoumi off of his game. Having taken
Hiradoumi's best shot and easily survived, it was Endoh's turn to show off his
tsuppari skills, and he drove Hiradoumi back and across without argument. Endoh
moves to 2-1 with the nice comeback win while Hiradoumi falls to 1-2.
M9 Takanosho was proactive from the tachi-ai using a decent tsuppari attack to
keep M10 Aoiyama upright, but Takanosho wasn't putting Aoiyama in a difficult
position, and so the Happy Bulgar moved to his right and executed a pull attempt
that was better than Takanosho's thrusts. It wasn't pretty, but Aoiyama will
take it in moving to 3-0 while Takanosho falls to 1-2.
M8 Ohho and M7 Ura weren't quite in sync at the tachi-ai, and so Ura was able to
duck under Ohho who lazily left his arms straight and high after a lethargic
tachi-ai. With Ura burrowing in tight, Ohho complied by going for a pull, and
Ura just followed him outta the dohyo scoring the uncontested oshi-dashi win.
Ohho falls to 0-3 and likely doesn't have the cash to buy two really good
tournaments in a row. As for Ura, he moves to 2-1, and I'm sure a genki Ura
draws more fans than the tired, "Hey, it's Taiho's mago!" card.
M6 Myogiryu offered a meager kachi-age at the tachi-ai against M8 Onosho before
going for a half-assed pull, and once he started that pull, Onosho was able to
charge forward as if he was executing an oshi attack, but this was really
Myogiryu just throwing the bout, and so Onosho stumbled forward and down before
Myogiryu had fully stepped out, and so they ruled it a tie and made us watch
another one from these two yayhoos.
Myogiryu had already signaled his intentions in the first bout, and so he kept
his hands high as if to pull again from the tachi-ai, and this time he moved
left and made sure to step out before Onosho could eff up another oshi
charge. Two meaningless bouts giving Onosho a 3-0 start while Myogiryu quietly
falls to 1-2.
M5 Ryuden was uncommitted at the tachi-ai leaving his hands open and wide, and
that allowed M4 Sadanoumi to just plow forward and knock Ryuden back and across
oshi-dashi style. As if. I think Amy Winehouse sang a song about watching sumo
with some dude named Mr. Jones where she pined, "What kind of fakery is this?"
Both dudes finished the day at 1-2 here after the fakery.
M6 Hokutofuji put both hands high as if to pull from the tachi-ai against M4
Nishikifuji, and usually that's an invitation to your opponent to just "do me
now!" Nishikifuji held up, however, and didn't take advantage, and so Hokutofuji
lamely moved to the side and ended up pushing an aimlessly wandering Nishikifuji
across for the ugly oshi-dashi win. Nishikifuji (1-2) won this clash of the
titans last basho, so I'm sure Hokutofuji was calling in the return favor here
as he moves to 2-1.
M3 Midorifuji got the left arm inside at the tachi-ai against M5 Nishikigi in
perfect kata-sukashi position, but apparently someone failed to pay off the NG
camp because Nishikigi just barreled forward and had Midorifuji pushed back and
across easy as you please. I wonder what gives fans the bigger stiffie.
Midorifuji winning by kata-sukashi or Taiho's grandson notching a win? Both
dudes end the day at 2-1.
Komusubi Kiribayama caught fellow Komusubi, Wakamotoharu, with a stiff choke
hold from the tachi-ai, and he used it to drive WMH back a step or two, and as
Wakamotoharu looked to press back in tight, Kiribayama switched gears and scored
the easy pull down win in moving to 2-1 while Wakamotoharu falls to 0-3.
M3 Abi
completely whiffed at the tachi-ai opening up the right side of his belt to a
left frontal grip by Komusubi Meisei, but Meisei didn't take it and instead
moved to the side as if to use an inashi, but it was all a ruse to set himself
up for an Abi oshi charge. Problem was that Abi hadn't connected on anything to
that point, and Meisei had another opening to move sideways and swipe but he
instead just stepped back and across as Abi looked to connect on a meager push.
You listen to the commentary after the bout while they watch the slow motion
replays, and the one thing they can't talk about is how Abi set this one up and
connected on key shoves to knock Meisei back. With Aminishiki fumbling around
for words, the NHK dude did manage to tell the truth once and say, "In the
middle there, it was Meisei in control." Yeah, he was in control start to finish
as he threw this bout giving Abi the cheap 3-0 start while Meisei falls to 0-3.
Sekiwake
Hoshoryu charged low and hard into M2 Mitakeumi's body at the tachi-ai coming
away with a right outer grip and a left outer at the front of Mitakeumi's belt.
This technically gave Mitakeumi moro-zashi, but it was wrist deep at best, and
Hoshoryu easily bodied Mitakeumi back and across without argument in just a few
seconds. This was pure yotsu-zumo from the tachi-ai, and occasionally we see
this brilliant execution from the Mongolians. Notta a lotta Japanese guys that
can do this anymore as Hoshoryu breezes his way to 3-0 while Mitakeumi was
beaten soundly in falling to 2-1.
While M1 Tobizaru fooled around with a hari-zashi tachi-ai that was executed
poorly, Sekiwake Wakatakakage established the right arm inside early and then
secured the left outer grip. Tobizaru was like a fish who had swallowed the hook
at this point, and so Wakatakakage easily dashi-nage'd him over to the edge with
his outer grip and then pushed Tobizaru out for good from behind. Easy peasy
Japanesey as Wakatakakage moves to 2-1 with the nice win while Tobizaru falls to
1-2.
Komusubi
Kotonowaka slammed hard into Suckiwake Shodai at the tachi-ai getting the left
arm inside and sending the bout to hidari-yotsu, but instead of grabbing a right
outer grip that was there for the taking, Kotonowaka circled that way and
purposefully put his back against
the
tawara leaving Shodai in attacking position. The problem was that Shodai hadn't
been attacking nor did he do anything to set up Kotonowaka's lateral movement,
and so he wasn't ready to score the quick force-out win. Didn't matter, however,
as Kotonowaka just backed across the straw for him. Shodai's movements in this
one looked like that inflatable dude you see at the Honda dealership, and he
obviously bought his first win here in moving to 1-2. As for Kotonowaka, he
falls to 0-3, and my guess is that he is taking one for team sumo so far in
exchange for this undeserved sanyaku berth.
Sekiwake Takayasu proactively attempted a hari-zashi from the tachi-ai against
M2 Tamawashi, but it wasn't effective enough and so The Mawashi wrapped up
around Takayasu's right arm and lifted him upright to where he was able to
execute a nice tsuppari attack and send Takayasu back and across with ease.
Tamawashi moves to 3-0 with the nice win while Takayasu falls to 0-3. I
appreciated Takayasu's effort here even though the result was a loss.
The final bout of the day was the aforementioned Takakeisho - Daieisho matchup,
so that does it for Day 3. Once Takakeisho suffers his second loss, the backup
story this basho will likely flow to Abi, and I'm also seeing Hoshoryu get a lot
of run among the newsies at the end of the day, so his promotion to Ozeki this
year may be inevitable.
As expected, there was about a 50% drop in attendance today now that everyone is
back at work, but I think they can drum up good attendance in Week 2 if they
have the storylines.
Day 2 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) During
they Day 1 broadcast, the announcers noted that Sumo was able to lower the
man-in on-rei banners for the first time on Day 1 at the Hatsu basho in several
years. Covid protocols the last few years have either limited the amount of
people allowed into the venue or scared enough people away from filling most of
the seats. There was a great crowd on hand for Day 1 and another good crowd on
hand for Day 2...the Seijin-no-hi holiday, and the sport needs to capitalize on
these non-working days the best they can.
Sumo was dealt a difficult hand for the November basho as the sport was forced
to compete with the World Cup head to head. In fact, so little attention was
paid to sumo down the stretch that I'll bet if you asked 90% of the people who
walked through the doors today to name the yusho rikishi from last basho in
three seconds or less they couldn't have done it.
The Kyushu basho and the Hatsu basho are the two tournaments where sumo has very
little competition from other sports, and so I think it's extremely important
for the momentum of the sport to put on a good showing here in January since
they were overshadowed in November. At the end of the Kyushu basho, I was quite
shocked (although I shouldn't have been) to see headlines saying that Takakeisho
was up for Yokozuna consideration with a yusho of 14 wins or better.
With the demotions of Mitakeumi and Shodai late in the season, it was clear that
there would be just one Yokozuna and one Ozeki on the January banzuke. With that
Yokozuna being Mongolian, it is imperative that they stack the elite ranks of
the banzuke with more Japanese rikishi. It's the number one MO for the
Association even though they can't say it.
My broadcast began today with discussion of a fan poll taken where they asked
the fans, "What rare kimari-te would you most like to see?" The answer was
Mitokoro-zeme, or literally translated...a three-prong attack, and the three
prongs are a hand, a leg, and the head. They showed an example of a Mainoumi (he
was in the mukou-joumen chair today) "win" by Mitokoro-zeme over Kotofuji
back in 1992, and he did so with the watashi-komi position using the right hand,
the uchi-gake position with the left leg, and then then the crown of Mainoumi's
silicon-padded melon pushing in at Kotofuji's torso.
They
showed a replay of the bout and it took a long time for the move to develop, and
there's no way it would have happened had Kotofuji not let it. I mean, more than
what Mainoumi is trying to do in that three-pronged attack, I noticed what
C3P0fuji wasn't trying to do, and that was win the bout. My point, though, is
not to break down yaocho from the past. Rather, what kind of audience are they
catering to with this question and answer session? It's definitely not the
coveted 18-54 year old beer-drinking male demographic.
As soon as they posed the next question, "How do you choose the color of your
mawashi?", I hit the fast-forward button to get to the bouts.
Up first was M15 Tsurugisho vs. M16 Chiyomaru, and Maru came with his usual
thrust attack up high, but it wasn't enough to keep Tsurugisho away from an
outer belt grip with the left, and once he got it, Tsurugisho was able to reel
in Maru close adding the right inside position, and the yori-kiri was academic
from there. Decent bout to start the day as Tsurugisho moves to 2-0 with
Chiyomaru falling to 0-2.
M14 Ichiyamamoto looked to bully M16 Takarafuji around with a thrust attack from
the tachi-ai, but the veteran easily fended off the attack and sent IYM into
defensive mode by firing a few nice thrusts of his own with the added threat of
pushing up and under Ichiyamamoto's outstretched arms. With IYM forced to now
look for a pull, he darted to the side and back towards Takarafuji, and that's
when the savvy vet pulled him down near the edge. It wasn't pretty, but
Takarafuji knows how to win in moving to 2-0 from the brink of the banzuke while
Ichiyamamoto falls to 0-2.
M14 Azumaryu and M15 Mitoryu connected in the gappuri-migi yotsu position from
the tachi-ai, but instead of going chest to chest, they circled a bit before
Mitoryu hurried a force-out charge. He knocked Azumaryu back to the edge, but
the latter was able to cut off the outer grip from Mitoryu and turn the tables
forcing Mitoryu back to the edge with a stifling right outer grip that he used
to throw Mitoryu over and out with in the end. Azumaryu is a nifty 2-0 while
Mitoryu falls to 0-2.
I was just about to type "wow, three real bouts to start the day," but then M12
Kagayaki stepped into the ring against M13 Kotoshoho and forgot that he's
actually allowed to bend his elbows and knees. Kotoshoho's attack was weak, and
Kagayaki had multiple openings to attack, but he only fired a few lame thrusts
and then hopped backwards across the ring as Kotoshoho put together a very weak
oshi charge. Kotoshoho buys one here in moving to 2-0 while Kagayaki falls to
1-1.
The tachi-ai was weak between M13 Kotoeko and M12 Okinoumi, and with Eko doing
nothing, Okinoumi got the left arm inside by default, and without even trying he
had Kotoeko forced back to the edge, but then for no reason Okinoumi just backed
over to the other side of the dohyo and waited for Kotoeko to cheaply push him
across. Fake start to finish here as Kotoeko buys his first win at 1-1 while
Okinoumi falls to 0-2.
M10 Aoiyama was high in his tsuppari attack against M11 Chiyoshoma and
completely vulnerable, but the Mongolian didn't take advantage, and despite
getting the easy moro-zashi position, Chiyoshoma pulled back so his dual insides
were like wrist deep as Aoiyama scored the very weak kime-dashi win from there.
No force in this bout starting from the tachi-ai as Aoiyama moves to 2-0 with
the gift while Chiyoshoma falls to 0-2.
M10 Hiradoumi reached for the left frontal belt grip against M11 Tochinoshin,
and while the attempt didn't quite stick, Tochinoshin didn't shake the grip off.
Instead, he allowed the bout to go to migi-yotsu with Hiradoumi maintaining a
left outer grip, but Hiradoumi was in too far over his head, and it showed as
Tochinoshin wrenched him upright and then faked a few attempts at grabbing a
left outer of his own, but through it all, Tochinoshin was not trying to win, so
with both dudes in the center of the ring, Tochinoshin faked a right scoop
throw, but it was only an excuse for the Private to just crumble over and put
his left elbow to the dirt. They had to rule it uwate-nage, but Hiradoumi was
not positioned for such a throw, nor did he execute an outer belt throw. This
was Tochinoshin diving over of his own volition. The end result is both rikishi
ending the day at 1-1.
M9 Takanosho's hands were high and non-committed at the tachi-ai, and so M8
Onosho just bulldozed him back and across the straw in under two seconds. It was
hard to tell whether or not Takanosho was trying here, but it was excellent sumo
form Onosho who moves to 2-0, so let's credit him with the fine win. I think
it's worth noting that Onosho destroyed Ohho on Day 1 in a similar manner which
is indicative of how inflated Ohho's run last basho was. Takanosho fell to 1-1
in defeat.
Speaking of M8 Ohho, according to Itai, rikishi can either buy a win outright
for a million yen or they can negotiate with a dude to let one guy win this
basho and then have the other guy win the next basho. You may remember (but
likely don't) that Ohho was in the thick of the yusho race last November heading
into the final weekend, and to get to that point, he either had to buy a lot of
bouts or negotiate a lot of wins. When he's out of money, he's forced to fight
straight up, and the results are not good. Today against M9 Endoh, Ohho survived
for a bit thanks to his size, but Endoh persisted in getting a left frontal belt
grip, and once he finally had it established, he had Ohho worked over near the
edge where he felled him with a rather weak inside belt throw. Ohho bites the
dust again at 0-2 while Endoh moves to 1-1.
M6
Hokutofuji put his hands high and over the top of M7 Ura's head from the
tachi-ai and just stood there as Ura executed an oshi charge in the vein of
Hokutoumi of old. As effin if. This was purely a gift in favor of Ura to excite
the gullible fans watching the broadcast today as both rikishi end the day at
1-1.
M6 Myogiryu was looking for moro-zashi from the tachi-ai, but M5 Nishikigi was
just to big of a load for him, so the rikishi danced this way and that around
dohyo before Nishikigi used his bulk to push Myogiryu around and out. Both dudes
stand now at 1-1 and Nishikigi is a very good Makuuchi rikishi who is simply a
Makuuchi merchant caught up in the buy and sell game.
M4 Nishikifuji briefly looked for the inside position against M4 Sadanoumi who
just put his arms forward and stood there waiting to be pulled. And the pull
came in short order as Nishikifuji abandoned his initial yotsu quest and took
the cheap way out scoring the uncontested hataki-komi in about two seconds. This
bout was compromised as Nishikifuji buys his first while The Sadamight falls to
0-2.
In a very similar bout, M5 Ryuden also put his arms forward as if sleep walking
and that allowed M3 Midorifuji to shade left and execute what else but the
kata-sukashi!! What a silly bout this was as Ryuden redefined what it means to
be mukiryoku in falling to 1-1 while Midorifuji oils his way to another
ill-gotten win at 2-0.
M3 Abi
knocked Komusubi Wakamotoharu upright from the tachi-ai using two hands to the
neck, but Abi's force was centered too high, and so Wakamotoharu flirted with
moro-zashi, but he just wouldn't take it. Abi was in a pickle at that point and
pivoted over to the edge going for a wild kubi-nage with the right. Problem was,
he never grabbed his foe around the neck, but no matter as Wakamotoharu just
dove outta the ring never once attempting to defeat Abi. A suss bout if I've
ever seen one as Abi moves to a cheap 2-0 while Wakamotoharu falls to 0-2.
M2 Tamawashi struck Komusubi Meisei perfectly from the tachi-ai using a nice
tsuppari thrust to knock Meisei upright and shove him back and across without
argument. I mean, if Tamawashi wants to do this everyday he can, so it was nice
to see it here as the Mongolian moves to 2-0. Meisei's still a bagel in the win
column at 0-2.
The chatter at the start of the Day 1 broadcast was focused on who the next
Ozeki candidate would be. The two names brought to the forefront were
Wakatakakage and Hoshoryu...two of our Sekiwake this basho. After brief
discussion, the consensus was of course that Wakatakakage was the favorite over
Hoshoryu, which means they weren't factoring in actual sumo ability.
Today
the favorite was paired against M2 Mitakeumi, who got the right arm inside early
and just bellied WTK back near the edge. The Sekiwake was able to hold on, but
he never got a chance to counter, and so he moved quickly to his own right in an
attempt to escape, but Mitakeumi was glued to him, so after a 90 degree jaunt
around the edge, the two sorta attempted a nage-no-uchi-ai with Mitakeumi's
right scoop throw battling a feeble left outer grip attempt from WTK. The latter
never really had that solid outer, and so as his grip slipped away, Mitakeumi
was able to body him back for good. This bout never had sound sumo basics
displayed by either party, and it sums up the abilities of the so-called elite
rikishi. Mitakeumi moves to 2-0 with the win while Wakatakakage is saddled with
his first loss at 1-1.
The
venue announcer could be heard calling, "Clean up on aisle Shodai" in the arena
as M1 Daieisho executed a perfect tsuppari attack knocking Shodai upright that
sent him back and across with little argument. Sho Gonna Die falls to 0-2 in
another defeat while Daieisho picked up his easiest win of the basho in moving
to 2-0.
Like
Ohho earlier in the day, Sekiwake Takayasu made a huge run at last year's Kyushu
basho, but the debts need to be paid this basho, and so Komusubi Kiribayama
caught Takayasu with an easy tsuki to the side from the tachi-ai that pushed
Takayasu over to the edge in a flash, and the Suckiwake did okay to fire a few
tsuppari in attempt to defend, but Kiribayama simply worked his way up and under
his foe and executed a solid thrust attack that sent Takayasu flying off of the
dohyo and onto Takakeisho's lap below. Shoulda been tsuki-taoshi because it was
an ass kicking, but they watered it down a bit to take the sting off of the
lop-sided bout saying it was only oshi-taoshi. Kiribayama picks up his first win
and shows how easy it is to beat anyone at this level if he tries while Takayasu
is an o'fer.
Sekiwake
Hoshoryu kept his arms in tight as he focused on pushing into Komusubi
Kotonowaka's chest, and he had the Komusubi pushed back near the edge, but
Kotonowaka connected on a decent left counter shove to Hoshoryu's side knocking
him off balance a bit. After brief social distancing, the two hooked back up in
migi-yotsu, but Kotonowaka's girth was just too much for Hoshoryu to reach
around and grab and outer grip, so he switched gears and dragged Kotonowaka
across the dohyo with a right dashi-nage before felling Baby Waka with a sweet
inside belt throw. Kotonowaka proved to be a load of lard to deal with, but
Hoshoryu's superior sumo skills won in the end. Hoshoryu is 2-0 if you need him
while Kotonowaka falls to 0-2.
Obviously
distracted by that lap dance he got from Takayasu mere moments ago, Takakeisho
was not ready for the Flying Monkey, M1 Tobizaru who tried a reckless hari-zashi
attempt slapping with the right as he moved that way in order to grab an outer
grip. He wouldn't get it, but Takakeisho hadn't connected on anything, and so
Tobizaru just focused on moving right and slapping, moving right and slapping,
and on about the second attempt Takakeisho lost his balance and fell to the
dirt. Both rikishi end the day at 1-1, and Takakeisho's suffering that early
loss deals a big blow to his so-called Yokozuna run not to mention the
leaderboard that will form early in week 2.
It's way too early to start talking yusho, but already the negatives going for
sumo two days in are:
Takakeisho's loss
Wakatakakage loss
Takayasu's 0-2 start
Shodai's 0-2 start
The positives are Mitakeumi and Abi's 2-0 starts but the lack of any new blood
in the division means we focus mainly on the jo'i rikishi, and too many of the
Japanese dudes have suffered losses too early.
Tomorrow is our first non-holiday or weekend day, so we'll see how many people
show up after two straight days of really good attendance and mediocre sumo.