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Lex Ingenii
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« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2010, 09:44:58 PM »
Quote from: ronnie on March 03, 2010, 07:36:46 PM
Clancy, the only reason I didn't reply straight away was that this one is such an old chestnut, that I assumed everyone would know it.
The only main difference from when I was a lad, that the riddle read roasted nuts instead of mashed potatoes.
The answer being, "Well, you can roast yer nuts as long as you like, but ye'll never be able to pee soup"

So there

This is true, but even at a dimly lit Fish House, you can still sea food.
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2010, 10:34:30 PM »
>>Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."<<

Wonderful!!
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« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2010, 03:43:56 AM »
That just couldn't be left at IM level....

11:39 matramartin238  "I've had my share of old ladies this week"
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« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2010, 06:17:52 AM »
Things are so easily taken out of context these days... If anyone cares, I've had my share of young ladies too.
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« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2010, 06:52:40 AM »
Young ladyBOYS, more like!
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« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2010, 07:43:50 AM »
Leave AoV out of this, will ya?
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« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2010, 04:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Simon on March 04, 2010, 06:52:40 AM
Young ladyBOYS, more like!

The lass he brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of blue eyes,
her breasts, so well kept,
were what he’d expect,
but her penis was quite a surprise.
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Fruit flies like a banana.

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Sebunshu
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« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2010, 10:44:32 AM »
I'm sure you've all heard of the the Jamaican Bobsled Team which inspired the motion picture, Cool Runnings.  Well now comes the Jamaican Dogsled Team!  I just hope he doesn't freeze his royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!

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« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2010, 07:50:41 PM »
Quote from: Lex Ingenii on March 05, 2010, 04:20:51 PM
Quote from: Simon on March 04, 2010, 06:52:40 AM
Young ladyBOYS, more like!

The lass he brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of blue eyes,
her breasts, so well kept,
were what he’d expect,
but her penis was quite a surprise.

True poetry.  Hadn't heard that one, thanks!
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Lex Ingenii
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« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2010, 10:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Jason on March 06, 2010, 07:50:41 PM
Quote from: Lex Ingenii on March 05, 2010, 04:20:51 PM
Quote from: Simon on March 04, 2010, 06:52:40 AM
Young ladyBOYS, more like!

The lass he brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of blue eyes,
her breasts, so well kept,
were what he’d expect,
but her penis was quite a surprise.

True poetry.  Hadn't heard that one, thanks!

Thought you'd get a rise out of that one.
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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« Reply #40 on: March 08, 2010, 10:18:06 AM »
No drunk man ever went to bed with an ugly woman - many woke up with one though  Grin
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Sebunshu
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« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2010, 10:31:06 AM »
Hey Jason, did you catch this tidbit of news from your home town? 

Anti-Gay State Senator admits he is Gay

Wow! Talk about hypocrisy!

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« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2010, 03:42:06 PM »
Sebu

Nothing new under the sun.  Self loathing.  Fear of being found out.  Think Roy Cohn.
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« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2010, 07:57:28 PM »
Not even nothing new.  This is essentially standard practice.
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That's why I find it so amusing that the latter-day saints of our business...
1) attribute to me motives that just weren't there, and
2) accuse me of corrupting morality, which ...  I wish I had the power to do.

Prepare to die.
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« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2010, 08:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Sebunshu on March 10, 2010, 10:31:06 AM
Hey Jason, did you catch this tidbit of news from your home town? 

Anti-Gay State Senator admits he is Gay

Wow! Talk about hypocrisy!

ztnm

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Sebunshu




Yep.  I actually met this guy about a dozen years ago at the fair.  It's interesting that his drunk driving charge has now been swept under the rug, and the 'another gay Republican' thing gets bandied about.  Really funny.  He's actually catching hell around here for voting against every gay rights bill that's come along over the years, but the fact is that he is correctly representing his constituency (my county is more hick than many southern states!).  I actually respect him for that, if it's not just his self loathing stance, it's too often that people get voted in that have their own agendas and ignore their district.  In any case, this county will vote him out ASAP, after giving him landslide victories every season!
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